/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why would I pay $50k for a pound of lion meat when I could pay a nigger $5 to kill one and give the whole thing to me?

A house in Italy where I can live for 3 years, pinning myself to the gills with tren and drawing furry smut until I meet residency reqs and get my EU passport.

>>24811948
Cyanide and a rope.

>>24812088
We are full in Europe, stay in your shithole nigger.

whenever yfdash lists and my presale tokens will go x20 I will buy a new car dude

>>24812177

>>24811948
> 50k for a pound of meat
> An actual trip to Africa to kill and eat a lion costs less
You aren't gonna make it

polish citizenship and a first class ticket to Warsaw.

>>24812198
Too bad, I have birthright fasttrack. :^)

>>24812227
But lions are a protected species in Africa. The meat come from farm lions in America.

>>24812233
Do you nigger really think that we accept you half Italian subhuman?
You will suffer a lot.

>>24812310
Yeah from how greasy and bad-smelling everyone is lol.

>>24812310
I'm not even half Italian. I was just born there. :D

I'll buy a nice bottle of whiskey to celebrate. Then I'll go back to eating two minute noodles and act like nothing has changed.

Miata MX5

you can buy a gallon of gorilla shit for 30 dollars, ill just buy it daily for the people who bullied me in highschool

>>24812248
>farm lions
wut?

>>24814145
Like in Joe Tiger.

>>24811948
winrar

>>24812248
Nigga i could drive over to the Bronx Zoo and harpoon a lion for free

>>24814810
In minecraft, obviously

"Make it" is when I can hire a bunch of nip manga artists to just make stuff for me at a whim

>>24811948
Trip to Thailand to try some human meat.

>>24812210
I bought 0.01 YFI @ $10k but I don't know what is it. wtf is yfdash and why are niggers like you shilling it here?

big comfy bed

>>24812682
>he thinks old world countries have birthright citizenship

>>24811948
Was the anime girl photo necessary?

>>24817098
No :^)

>>24811948
Buy the country of Iceland. How much would that be?

Probably just disappear from everyone I know for a few years, or maybe forever and experience more things in life I couldn't of otherwise. Also hook my parents up so they can retire.

>>24818358
Or maybe greenland? I heard they just lost their one serious buyer so they're probably desperate.

the Munster Koach

>>24811948
Women are children. They get very easily impressed by a person's height, size of muscles, some other attributes, much less so by the person's wisdom or intellect. Women are like female dogs in heat. Have you ever seen how a woman acts in front of a man she deems attractive? Even if the woman is not single, she begins to test her market value. She begins to show off her tits by stretching out her chest, wagging her butt and dancing around like a little child. She talks a lot, and a lot of unimportant, misplaced, uninteresting stuff, trying to but not listening to the man and interrupting him without even trying to comprehend his thoughts. As oblivious and delusional as women are, they surely don't even notice their own behavior and think the man wants the woman or at least notices the little cunt and gives her attention, even if it's not true. And the worst of all, men try to be more like women instead of women trying to be more like a good man nowadays because it's easier to be like woman but harder to be better.

4 Chan, then redirect the url to reddit

>>24817098
>>24817742
it was cute though

>>24811948
>Buy
And here's why you'll never make it.
You think like a consoomer.

>>24818358
25 billion dollars minimum. Good luck

>>24811948
lasik