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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
GOD EMPEROR CHANGPENG ZHAO
VERSUS
STINKNET
...
BEGIN!

CZ:
When I show ladies my SERUM they go right into heat
Much hotter than your curry Raj, please, take a seat
Your coin’s a P O S Double-U scam
Piece of Shit Wallet, XSN’s a rebrand
Layer 2? More like Number 2!
Fake volume on Livecoin is all you do!
Can’t even take the poo into the loo
When I’m flashing this cash all over you!
I drop atomic bombs, you failed atomic swaps
Your coin’s worth less than digital crops
Losing to YAMS, guess the ball was dropped
Change your name to LeBron cuz your coin flopped!

StinkNet:
Okay it’s true, do the needful poo, my current bitch lasagna of the Mumbai moons
*SHITS PANTS LOUDLY FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE FAILING TO ADDRESS ANY ARGUMENTS*

Emcee:
The curry shits are unbearable...can anybody put a stop to this? Wait, CZ’s tag team partner is reaching for the ropes...it’s...it’s...
BLOOOOOOOOOOCKNEEEEEEEET

Blocknet:
I guess you can call that freestyle
Just like you call missing deadlines worthwhile
Time spent getting rebuked by King Aantonop
While dumping your bags as you sold the top
Time’s up buddy your shilling has to stop
Your product’s even worse than Uniswap

Who won? Who’s next? You decide!
EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAPBATTLESOFHISTORY

>> No.24801044

based

>> No.24801828

Posw scam

>> No.24801850

I want to kill myself

>> No.24801877
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>>24800926
Paid XSN shills on suicide watch

>> No.24801983

Could someone meme this rap into a reality and put it on soundcloud?
Would absolutely destroy Stinknet bagholders

>> No.24802474

>>24801877
probably has a line quota to fill. "200 lines of XSN shill for 10 rupees".

>> No.24803754

>>24801983
I’ll do it eventually
>>24802474
Lmao truuuuuu

>> No.24804263
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>>24800926
>CZ spotted just out of range of the DeFi space.
>Jacking the lightning DEX bullet of truth into the chamber, preparing to fire.
>Boom! He's done.

>> No.24804312
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>> No.24805687
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24805687

XSN is the chad coin

>> No.24807149
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24807149

Reminder that pic related is why fudders are so adamant about lowering the price.

>> No.24807817

>>24807149
Why don't you post a picture of a unicorn and a leprechaun next.

What kind of drugs are you on?

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>>24807817
The drugs that you're doing your darndest to fud into oblivion because you're itching to get your hands on as cheap as possible.