/biz/ - Business & Finance

HZON

How the fuck do I tell if something is priced in or not?

>Go to bed on friday with 5018GBP portfolio
>Wake up on monday with 4950GBP portfolio
>All my stocks are on NYSE
The fuck

>>24794681
>HZON
This

Uuuu taking a nuclear moon mission.

>>24794689
flip a coin and spread lies like the others

Poor little SPCE.

>>24794691
FX rate probably if all your stocks definitely are US. It's possible you have an ETF that's not US, that's my only non-USD holding.

Commodities general
>>24774259
Commodities general
>>24774259
Commodities general
>>24774259

HYLN bros is this the bottom? I'm very tempted to buy.

>>24794713
Starship makes SPCE completely irrelevant

Want a suborbital hop?
>use a Starship
Want hypersonic transport?
>use a Starship
Want a cruise around the moon?
>use a Starship
Going to Mars?
>use a Starship

Versus Virgin which can do exactly one of those things, and probably more expensive

>clf goes up before market opens
It’s gonna dump, isn’t it...?

Why isn’t GME moving in premarket lads?

>>24794706
It's doing nothing now and has already done 70% in the past month, why try to convince people to baghold with you?

>>24794689
Guess and hope you get lucky and not fucky.

>OPTI only goes down
>even though BIG DEALS confirmed

QRD?

do i buy uranium

Threadly reminder that CLF is going to tank. Where's that CLFaggot namefag with the twitter screenshot with three likes?

>>24794863
the only time GME ever really moved bigly in the premarket was when we conned Reddit into going all in at $19

Dead premarket is pretty normal for GME, and if there's no news we'll probably just have a low volume crab day +/- 5%

>>24794886
Uranium futures not moving. Feels way overbought. Sell puts if you want in so you aren't bagholding for a long time.
>>24794883
PnD
Look at their financials even with the "deal".

>>24794863
all players already have their positions ready

now it's wait for nothing to happen time

get in TSLA 2021

Should I average up on UUUU?

>>24794897
You think? There was a reddit post looks like they're gonna invest into steel today

WHAT JUST HAPPEND TO TLS?

>>24794908
But Optech literally sold lidar to the moon rover back in 2007? How can they be a "pump and dump"? This seems more like a case of their technology simply not being widely used. Even if it is a pump and dump, would it not make sense to assume that looking at 25 years of price action that the price will pump as a result of the news back to a few dollars before dumping again?

Good morning everyone I hope your stocks are green today and your dreams come true

>>24794926
It’s not going to tank. He just wants it to because he’s tired of seeing people make money.

>>24794666
CDPR bros, lets swing trade this beauty

How many years is the psilocybin market gonna pump until it finds it real value? 2-3 years?

>>24794971
They are fren, I hope you are having a green day

>>24794691
Premarket volatility / price dump

>>24794990
How does it feel to literally be a copycat namefag of a fat stoner tranny? And what about CLF attracts the absolute dregs of /smg/?

>>24794681
>>24794692
>/smg/ full of complete retards that lick the balls of YouTubers and reddit

Why am I not surprised?
That's why I make money and you don't.

Good morning, I hate CRSR

>baba

>>24795021
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-14/china-fines-alibaba-tencent-for-flouting-rules-in-past-deals

Does the CCP have a hard on for fucking over Jack Ma anyway they can?

Might invest in Versarien, long term play, makes advances Graphene products, Graphene is more stronger than a diamond, it transfers heat extremely well, a Graphene battery can charge faster and hold more power along with being able to sustain more charge cycles.

I want to try some paper trading. As an ausbro which brokers are the best? Anyone else from australia have any input? Please respond.

>>24794990
Post the twitter screencap with 3 likes you fucking loser. CLF has no reason to go up. It's an overvalued company with billions in debt and declining revenues compared to last year.

>>24795010
Pretty neutral I guess. I don’t really get any kind of emotional stimulation from this.

>>24795041
>CCP fines BABA 75000$

who tf is selling bc of this?

>>24795072
I haven’t been on Twitter in years. I prefer MySpace personally. Speaking of which you should read my blog about why CLF is better than anything you’re currently invested in.

what are some safeish stocks to option trade as beginner? just buy spy calls?

>>24795133
I played with options on KO a long time ago when I was starting out.

>>24795099
bad news is bad news

>>24795133
buy SPY, write calls
if it goes down, write more calls
if you're assigned, write puts
repeat forever

>>24795193
Don't you need like 100 shares to write calls/puts? that's like 300k. Naked calls/puts scare the fuck out of me

>>24795099
chinks see it as a sign that the CCP is committed to fuck Baba and the other internet giants as often as possible. They might be right.

>>24795193
>>24795133

he's just staring out with options... i dont think he should be selling calls and puts yet... especially naked ones

SPY calls are likely going to be too expensive - the ones i was looking at were like 1300 - 1800 for 1 contract. find a cheaper stock around 15-25$

UUUUUUUUUUU

UUUU BROS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24795193
No way would he have enough money or options level to write naked calls

>>24795244
why would they do sth like this?

>>24795261
retarded autocrats.

>>24795133
Palantir is not safe, but I was getting like 100+ per contract selling 30/31 calls. Probably going to be the same today now that it's up premarket

>>24795261
Either the government exerts power over the firms, or firms exert power over the government. There is no middle ground. The Chinese state is signaling that they will not yield power to corporations.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24795247
>>24795260
>especially naked ones
Did you miss the part where I said to buy the underlying

>>24795233
If you can't scrap together $36k for 100 SPY why are you playing options? I guess you could use SPLG for the same effect with a lower price

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24795322
>Did you miss the part where I said to buy the underlying
>36k just to start

if yo'ure just starting out w/ options you should probably start with 360$... not 36000$ in case you fuck up your loss isnt that bad. you need time to learn

>YouTube is down
What does this mean for stocks?

>>24795364
sorry man, your mom just couldn't hold her voice down anymore
promise we're gonna keep it quiet from here on out

t. ur mom's italian bull

mamma mia quanto è bona tua madre

UUUU $3.40
what the fuck
there's no fucking way

>>24794864
>doing nothing
>up 12% pre-market

>>24795395
I'M PANICKING

>>24795408
Check the news nigga

>>24794904
I hope it's +5% so I can dump these bags but since gamestop closed 1000 stores people will probably dump even though that's actually good news.

>>24794864
>It's doing nothing now
> up 10% premarket

>>24795408
I play commodities and I am amused at how little some of these new uranium memers know what they are doing.
UUUU is looking to get into REEs
https://ceo.ca/@newswire/energy-fuels-set-to-enter-commercial-rare-earth-business

Bros, what stock is currently saving your portfolio?

WHAT SHOULD I BUY?

>>24795069
just use tradingview and read sticky

>>24795408
>My calls might print today
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT

>>24795395
It's an account issue rather than YouTube itself. Works in incognito mode

>>24795458
all in tesla

>>24795193
im trying to build capital from low principle.

Who here can list 3 stocks?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUU
I'M GOONNNNAAA CUUUUMMMMMMM

Alright gentlemen
What's the current meme SPAC?

>>24795466
sell me some incognito stocks

>>24795477
Easy

TSLA

PLTR

SP&P

>>24795443
PLTR
>Up 166%

>>24794883
>buying pinky scam crap and expecting it to do anything other than pump once and tank

>>24795485
>What's the current meme SPAC
Hzon

>>24795506
oooOOoooh thanks anon

>>24795485
still thcb and psth

Guys, I just found the ultimate intraday indicator for SPY. It uses data from VIX, DXY, and XAUUSD. The formula is d

ah shit, google is down worldwide, get ready to short the shit out of em

>>24795521
no?

Please talk to me about roth iras

Should I start one before end of year?
Is fidelity good?
Is it as easy as putting money in and buying stocks?

Hey /smg/ the largest cyber attack in history is ongoing do you think the stock market will react like if WW3 is around the corner?

>>24795506
>intends to effect a merger, share exchange, asset acquisition, share purchase, reorganization, or similar business combination with one or more businesses in the media and entertainment industries
Are these the guys who spread rumors about pornhub so that Mastercard/Visa would freeze all their payments? Jews play dirty when forming their monopolies.

>>24795012
>1 day ago
I bought on Friday you dullard

>>24795521
Just YouTube here, friend

>>24794850
Yup

>>24795443
mindmed. up 80%

>>24794666

OILBROS REPORT IN!

WHO HERE ALSO BALLS DEEP IN XOM AND RDSB?

if im black and have a statistic chance of going to jail despite being innocent and not bothering anyone what should i invest in if that happens?

blue chips? arkk? or sp500?

>>24795582
Hello, grandpa

noob looking into selling calls, wtf does this mean? I risk my virgin asshole and make a dollar?

>>24795587
In a plane stick back to Africa

>>24795594
if the contract costs a dollar your either going to a lose a dollar or make like .50-6

>>24795443
WKHS, PLTR, RIOT, and MARA are all keeping me in thicc green, the rest is insignificant gain/loss.
>>24795594
>noob looking into selling calls
S T O P

>>24795545
it already happened, this is just the damage control from literally EVERY service in the world

>>24795506
>>24795552
In case you think I'm joking about the porn thing. They're likely a streaming service.

UUUUFAGS GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

>>24795626
IS IT TOO LATE?

>>24795608
cant even fuckin do that or i would! i would love to live in south africa instead of a whi*toid coutry

ANY BFT FAGGOTS!?

Congrats UUUU bros

>>24795408
$3.44
well, I was (fucking) wrong
the Puts I bought Friday couldn't have been more wrong
fuck me in my asshole
not even the uranium rally - an unexpected announcement of a rare earth deal
congratulations to the UUUU holders / call buyers
I'll go kms now :^)

Anyone still holding LGVW?

>>24795646
no lol

Earlier I saw some post on /biz/ about cyber attacks today.
I thought it was regular schizo posting but now a ton of Google shit is down.
Anyone know more about this?

Today’s going to be a bloodbath for tech stocks...

>>24795443
GME

Should I average up on UUUU?

>>24795662
tfw industry chad

>>24795515
deez nuts!

>>24795594
>$6 in 4 days
DONT DO IT, NOOBIE

>>24795660
shutting down servers that are vulnerable to attack from some kind of company that got hacked.

>>24795644
Lol I’ve been telling people they do REEs.

Ooooooooooo BCRX PM

You guys bought and are still holding BCRX right?

>BABA
Will probably dump half of it today and put it somewhere else. Investing there was a mistake with Chinese fuckery going on. Today they dumped because of a fine. The fine is 75k so a parking ticket essentially, but they don't care.

Well, you win some, you lose some, eh?

>>24795684
What stock should I buy for this?

>>24795684
This is bullish for PLTR

All Google services down, SELL ALphabet SELL SELL

>>24795639
Loading more

>>24795708
*Almost* bought calls Friday. Wish I would have.

>>24795712
buy the tech dip this morning. Hold/sell whenever
I dunno I'm just a 30yr old neet.

>>24795708
I bought 135 shares at 6.90 C:

uh, why is youtube down.

Is this bearish for PLTR?

>>24795690
Everyone has known that they've been trying to get into REEs.. I knew they had been trying to get into vanadium before I bought the Puts..
Let's be real, nobody could have predicted they were going to announce a contract for 2,500 tons of monazite sands today..
Fuck me in my asshole with a cactus

SHORT GOOGLE SHORT GOOGLE SHORT GOOGLE

BFT get in were mooning today.

>tfw 4chin is the only social media site not down

>>24795794
>youtube down
lies!

>>24795822
>Everyone knew
>no one knew
Nigger I literally posted this last night in /cmg/.
>>24787558
I’ve been spoon feeding /pmg/ UUUU for months. It’s funny that the only shit that I’ve made money on are things that I didn’t find from /smg/, but I’m glad you faggots are on board finally (except you, I guess).

>>24795854
THIS

>>24795866
BFT baby

MNKD

LCTX

Looks like my high Macroscopic cross section for fission vs absorption is paying off nicely.
In other words, I'm gonnna COOOOOOOOOOOOM

Press F to pay respects to NIO

CLF TO 15 TODAY CHECKEM

>>24795537
Yes, and max it out with $6,000
I don't know about fidelity, so no comment
It is as easy as putting money in and buying index funds and/or mutual funds

>>24795878
Don’t feel bad I came on here shilling NIO when it was $7 and workhorse was mooning (I bought the horse too). Everyone called me a retard for buying a Chinese scam, but I’ve never made more money on the market than I did with NIO. I am still a retard though so they weren’t wrong about that.

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter

>>24795916
CLF to $20 EOY check THESE

https://cyber.dhs.gov/ed/21-01/#frequently-asked-questions

No one gives a shit here?

>>24795919
feelsbadman

>>24795874
easter europe here
all google services are down
including mobile one

>>24795303
PLTR was my first beginner call option and I made around $300 with it

>>24795878
Ironically, I'm the same guy who has been posting all the dd on UUUU in /smg/, where my posts have even become screenshot and posted as a response to someone when they ask questions about UUUU
I was extremely bullish on UUUU, but felt that it had to pull back and consolidate before going up again. I thought that it was overbought and needed to come down over the weekend
Because of my posts, a lot of people in /smg/ bought into UUUU.. at least my brethren are making money on my 'research'

>FX rate cutting 60 out of my 90 gbp profit on clf

>>24795918
>Make too much to contribute to roth IRA
>Have rollover IRA so can't backdoor roth conversion
Feels bad

U-235 chads get in here, Th-232 pussies BTFO.

>orange juice futures are down
PANIC

What is the general consensus around plant based meat and in the future, lab grown meat. If they taste the same as normal meat then there is no reason to buy animal produced meat. Also with more R&D the price will be cheaper then animal meat since you don't have to cultivate cattle and they can make the meat healthier.

CLF CHADS OUR TIME IS NOW

What stonks for WWIII? Uncle Biden is a deep state Anglo imperialist. He's gonna dementia us into another war guaranteed.

>>24795979
it will be the food of the masses and the poor fags

I sold everything Friday
I was hoping for some sort of good news today to keep me in
I won’t be back until late January. Going to let all this political stuff end then I’ll get back into it
This is just all so insane. Sorry mates. I’ll see you in 2021 I wish you all luck

Yea my pucci is moist

How do we profit off the recent hacks?

>>24795979
Fuck off. That's not meat and I'll continue eating my steak and chicken because I'm not poor

>>24795979
Impossible Foods is better than BYND in taste, cost, and nutrition for vegetarians and meat eaters.
I want the Impossible IPO already so I can start shorting BYND

>>24795955
Kek. I’m the one who made a bunch of UUUU memes but got banned by some faggot jannie for reposting that clf fag’s link the other day. Stop being a contrarian to yourself, anon! But I do hope it might pull back a little so some buy orders of my hit.

>>24795979
'ate plant based meat
love me delicious bug kebabs
simple as mate.

everyone put puts on SWI

yt's back up

>>24796020
>Stop being a contrarian to yourself
A valuable lesson the market is trying to teach me

>>24796002
I sold half of my stocks last week, this rally makes no sense.

im holding shell stocks, should i ditch them in order to get better stocks?

>>24795261
Because China is a fascist state only very slightly hanging on to the delusion that it's a communist state, and contrary to what /Pol/ tells you, fascism is not a stable form of government.

>>24796021
its okay

>>24796049
>this rally makes no sense
People have been saying this since I started visiting this general

>>24795979
tastes good

>>24795991
Based Russia. Market crash soon...

>>24796049
thanks for cheapies retard

>>24796049
>this rally makes no sense.

>>24794908
Energy Fuels set to enter commercial REE business
https://ceo.ca/@newswire/energy-fuels-set-to-enter-commercial-rare-earth-business
They're also entering rare earth metals oj top of uranium.

>>24796053
>Ohhhhh fuuuuuuuuugggg im im im gonnnnaaaa FASCISM!!!! AHHHH YOURE A FASCIST!!! SATANS DOMINION ON EARTH AHHHHH EVIL AHHH HITLER AHHH DA JOOOOOS AHHHH!!!!!!!

>>24795991
PLTR, LMT, NOC, etc

>>24796069
seriously, every fucking week
>it's the end for real this time guys, no really for real this time guys it's the end it's over, NasDump to 0 tomorrow morning
>wait what? it's pumping again? this makes no sense, clearly manipulation, I've been cheated by """(((them)))""" again!

>>24795979
>>24796009

>shorting BYND
lol good luck fag

>>24795982
Another rally like Thursday and we’ll see 15 EOD which would just be swell

>>24796095
what does calling the CCP what it actually is have to do with /pol/tard conspiracy theories

>>24795979
lab grown would be nice. Seems too expensive rn, but would be a gamer changer near current meat prices.

Plant based can suck a dick tho. Even the hyped ones taste like cardboard.

>UUUU up 11.11%

>>24796049
>this rally makes no sense.
Biden is more likely the winner. The catalyst was SCOTUS passing on the texas lawsuit. And yes, Biden is good for the market because increasing taxes hits only mega conglomerate's smaller competition. Which means monopolies can grow without having to deal with competition. Great for the market, bad for the people.

>>24796103
I would if Impossible Foods ever IPO'd
But its a good product and hasn't needed to IPO

Commodities general
>>24774259
Commodities general
>>24774259
Commodities general
>>24774259

>>24795979
its definitely growing but no one knows how big it will be. the fact that every major food chain is picking it up is a good sign but vegans simply wont eat it because its still cooked on the same grill as regular meat.

>>24796112
>conspiracy theories
found the retard

>>24796126
kys tripfag

>>24795708
Still all in bby

>>24796053
The only form of communism that have existed is what we have seen in places like Soviet and China, hence that's what communism actually is and not what you read in some make-belief book. That's just the truth whether you like it or not

Hello sirs have you bought my SPAC called FUSE? Very cheap sirs only $10. Remember to do the needful.

>>24796112
>like literally youre a poltard conspiracy theorist!!! you must hate DA JOOOOOOSSSS!!!!!

>>24795193
terrible advice retard

Test

>>24796119
Remember to buy the top today

Stop with the facebook boomer retardation.
We need to focus on how we can lose money today on memes.

>>24796144
>>24796169
beep beep boop boop

if you understand this chart, you will literally never lose money

>>24795866
>Shill this forever
>Sell
>Starts mooning
Figures. At least I made 10k

>>24796192
Shut the fuck up

>>24796192
>>24796169
>>24796144
wait no, sorry, I just read further up, you're not bots you're just BABAtards
I'm sorry President Pooh took all your money guys

>>24796009
I hear Impossible Foods taste better but they are focused on US whereas BYND is expanding everywhere. The meat market is big enough that both brands can coexist similar to Coke and Pepsi.

VERU

How many of you faggots would buy Newegg stock once its out

>>24796205
>Shut the fuck up
>mfw I made the soijack poster mad

>>24796188
If I sell my calls, will I die?

>>24796209
Shut the fuck up

>>24795443
BCRX
BP
VOD
BCRX
T

Dream team comfy stocks

was going to make a thread but though I should just post on here instead. Any worth while money books that helped you? People say the barefoot investor but that seems to be poor people who recommend.

>>24796209
>I'm sorry President Pooh took all your money guys

Uncalled for

>>24796231

>>24796240
Wanna cuddle bby?

>>24795485
I'm considering investing into Ackman's spac PSTH, I think he's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything and won't let me down. Is this naive?

>>24796250
it would be very painful

>CLF $13.9 pre market
We reaching 15 EOD lads

>ATH every other day
It has to stop soon? r-right guys?

I'M NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT BECAUSE I LEFT MY MONEY IN SHITTY STAGNANT MICROSOFT AND IT ROTTED

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GAY MARRY A CLF CHAD NOW

Whered everyone go? Where are my clf bros? I was hoping we could rise up together

>>24795443

>>24796261
He is based, doesn't mean he can't be wrong. He lost to herbalife.

SPCE shiiiieeeet

>>24796298
>Yfw i pound your boi pucci jn exchange for one share of clf

>I waited for a PLTR dip

>>24795962
I know that feel bro. It's probably better this way. Seeing as now they'll probably agree a Brexit deal, we should save cash right now and then when Sterling jumps against the dollar we can buy into our favourite Amerifat stocks for cheap. If the SPX / NASDAQ correction also happens around the same time that would truly be a great time to be British

>>24796302
How goddamn boring

>>24796293
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M1
No

>>24796319
when CLF goes to $100 by end of 2021 that'll seem like a pretty sweet deal

>>24796324
there was a 40% dip. why are you so greedy?

>>24796324
it dipped to 22, you were fucking deluded if you think it was going sub 20

>>24796237
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
Read Reminiscences of a Stock Operator
https://youtu.be/yTPHPL4j-Hw?list=PLu7X6TYzMkTHP0tds-SA_3J3pUYGEZYmY

Everything I own is green, I've never felt this feeling before /smg/
I see why people become addicted to gambling

Morning boys

>>24796351
>>24796356
It will dip again... right bros...

>>24796370
Sup nigga.


15 today CHECKEM

>>24796324
You think that's bad? I wanted to buy $10.000 of PLTR on Friday before the market closes, but I forgot cause I was busy fapping to lolis. The hentai was so good that I forgot about the time. Now the market will open with a skyrocket that I've missed, cause the loli was exceptionally lewd.

>>24796370
morning cliffy tranny

>>24796298
you realize microsoft is meant to be stagnant right? fucking christ

God I hope u drops a lot today. Corona cheapies

>>24796370
Good afternoon CLF tranny

>>24796358
don't listen to this cunt. Stocks are a bunch of bs, you are best putting your cash into bonds at the bank. Safest investment and the banks will love you for it.

>>24796370
Hey, I was talking to your brother on ST and he seems to think X is the next big play. I happen to agree.

I SOLD SPY 369 CALLS ON FRIDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

www.bnnbloomberg.ca%2Fottawa-eyes-pre-loaded-stimulus-in-canadians-savings-accounts-1.1531766

Canada is becoming a failed state isnt it?

>>24796421
bond general thread when?

>>24796448
when rates rise, so never

>>24796446
our economy relies on boomer money, chinese real estate purchases, and alberta's oil
what do you expect

>>24796421
>and the banks will love you for it
This. You can't put a price on love

ROUNDERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW!!! FLAT CHADS RISE UP

Hopefully I can sell my SPCE for a slight profit still.

>>24796193
Y

>>24796370
>Morning boys
Big day for industrial miners and processors, all the zoomers who rejected us for meme companies will suck dicks again today.

>>24794691
decreasing value of dollar idiot

>>24796522
>Big day for industrial miners and processors
why?

Every day I ask myself if there is a reason not to buy a few more shares of BP, the answer is always no, so I buy more and the line continues to go up. XOM and RDS chads are familar with this sensation

>>24795408
I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry. I'm so so so sorry. I apologise. I have been humbled. I sincerely apologise. I could've bought UUUU on Friday when UUUUbro was shilling it over and over. I could have listened. Instead, I laughed. I could have made 11% in a day. I should, I could, have listened.

I'm sorry.
I apologise.
I'm sorry.

What the fuck? I thought we were going to hit the circuit breaker. How are we above the sacred number of dow jones thirty thousand? It does not make sense.

>>24794691
The £ jumped 1.5% against the $ this morning because of the Brexit shit

>>24796382
yeah it'll dip to 99 from 100 if you're lucky :^)

>>24796574
Filtered

Guy who was complaining aka EDIThill here, do what you want with your money, but if NTLA is rising in the premarket it's because of the news they dropped on Saturday:
>Intellia Therapeutics Achieves Normal Human Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Protein Levels in Non-Human Primates Through Targeted Gene Insertion for the Treatment of AAT Deficiency
Also CRSP:
>CRISPR Therapeutics Receives Grant to Advance In Vivo CRISPR/Cas9 Gene Editing Therapies for HIV
FOMO accordingly

BCRXXX

Today is the rugpull, it has to be.

>>24796574
They cut the stimi down to 500b and will pass it this week. It's pathetic, but it works.

why is there such a difference between ask and bid price

>>24796605
The house always wins.

>>24796605
the great gap up before the gap down

>>24796605
Jews. Anyone who actually gets the bid price can immediately re-sell for a sizeable profit. Most people opt to do this so basically you should remove 20% in your head from any "gains" you got through calls.

>>24796597
HOLY SHIT it's up 10% pre now. When I posted the pre numbers this morning it was 5%

>>24796586
brit bros, are we gunna get a deal by the 31st?

>>24796555
I sold my calls because I thought that was the the top :|
Now I have to wait for another dip :(

>>24796387
>I forgot cause I was busy fapping to lolis. The hentai was so good that I forgot about the time.
this is completely understandable. post loli fap bliss is the best.

Hello my needful friends.
APXT will have options starting today.
May you be blessed with many bobs and vagnes.

>>24796555
>I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry. I'm so so so sorry. I apologise. I have been humbled. I sincerely apologise. I could've bought UUUU on Friday when UUUUbro was shilling it over and over. I could have listened. Instead, I laughed. I could have made 11% in a day. I should, I could, have listened.
Checked

I'm gonna make 120% in day on UUUU.... retarded risky calls baby.

WADDAFUGWASDAT?

so i buy sotck for 5$ and sell it for 4.90$ in the same second

>>24796640
This is impossible to predict but I now think we will, yes. Just because our economy and EU's economy are so fucked it's not politically possible to go ahead with no deal. They'll come to an agreement and dress it up in some face saving bullshit to make it sound better than it is. I think if we were going to have no deal, this extension wouldn't have been agreed over the weekend

So I think a good strategy for Brit bros is saving cash until a deal passes i.e. this >>24796335

>>24796596
Also PACB:
>Pacific Biosciences Reports UK Core Labs Expands Investment In Co's Sequencing Systems To Power Life Science Research With HiFi Reads

Maybe CDPR was a shit buy after all

HZON is clearly the meme stock of the day

>>24796693
HFTs hate him!

>>24796702
they are still in the bad news period. buy the dip and wait until the patches start coming in.

>>24796716
>HZON is clearly the meme stock of the day
If they target only fans YOU could be the pimp instead of the simp.

>>24796604
>justify insane valuations with future profits
> lockdowns, millions lose their jobs and have to close their business
>great, more stimulus money
>can´t justify future earnings with economic numbers

works every time

>>24796694
You really think Bojo and his crony government care about you brits? You voted leave and now you get leave you fucking brexiteer faggots haha, enjoy the chlorine chicken and the othrr surplus garbage that the US and Canuckia will drop over your island. England aill be the first real life post-industrial feudalist society

NIO is currently looking like a real bargain pre-market at $39.87 (below $40)
Anytime it's gone below $40 it's quickly snapped back up during market hours to $41-42
Might be a nice daytrade opportunity if anyone has free capital
XPEV / LI Auto are up as well pre-market, increasing the chances it comes back to $41-42

>>24796768
Snore

Stocks really only go up? WTF?

>>24796768
>You really think Bojo and his crony government care about you brits?
I think he wants to stay in power. Like any politician and any government. And like the Euro governments. That's why I think they'll agree a deal

>>24796781
if you diversify etfs yeah look at 1999

>>24796768
>England aill be the first real life post-industrial feudalist society
No, that would be germanstan after the electricity bill eventually prices out the middle class and poor.
Or pastaland with it's breadlines.

baking

>>24796786
I think the cunt fully accepts that he has utterly rekt bongland and I doubt he even cares. He got the most out of his run, made his friends and himself richer, which would he care what happens after him?

Hey guys, Lil Twinky, here. Just wanted to say i feel much better after being rehabed back into regular smg. I feel like Théoden waking up from Sarumans spell. Except this was a spell of black penis, boi pucci, and porta potties.

/biz/ I did something morally questionable today and I don't have friends to tell about it, can I tell y'all?

>>24796810
I’m gonna coom

GME to -2$ today?

>>24796830
No

>>24796830
sure, go ahead. confess your sins.

>>24796830
Sure

take and eat, this is bread given for you T_______T

>>24796832
>>24796832
>>24796832

take and eat, this is bread, given for you O___o

>>24796832
>>24796832
>>24796832

>>24796830
>I don't have friends
based

>>24796830
Did you... use money you can't afford to lose?

>>24796807
You bongs really are the most delusional cunts on the planet

>>24796807
Dude, I sympathize with the Britbong Plight but Germany is no where near as bad.

>>24796830
Yes

>>24796830
Playing hard to get?

>>24796872
disgusting homo

>>24796869
>>24796875
>>24796873
>>24796870
I chatted online with a guy. He was a little boring but nice enough. Then I said I was jewish and he got really nasty and started insulting me, in spite of how amicable we were to eachother before. He got worse and worse even though I was patient so eventually I called him a fag and insulted him.. and the retard linked me to his sister's instagram so I said hey faggot I'm gonna message her and say that you're a racist piece of shit and also that you asked me to jack off to pics of her. He started sweating bad..

In the end I sent her a really nice message about how he said some hurtful things to me and I know that people who use these kinds of hateful rhetorics carry a lot of things on their heart and need love and support to help them, and if she could please look out for him and try to address it God would smile on her.

>>24796822
didnt't you swear to never post about BBC ever again a week or so ago? BBC must be one helluva drug

>>24796817
Listen I'm not a fan of Bojo but what do you think the motivation of these people is? He's wealthy and the British PM and MPs in general don't get paid much relatively speaking. It's not for money. Yes they reward friends with government contracts etc, but that's secondary. The only reason him and people like him want to be the PM is for the legacy aspect. No matter how much in reality they're wrecking the country, they THINK they're doing something good, something history will remember them for. Otherwise there is absolutely no reason you'd want to become a politician and in partcular the PM, which is one of the most stressful jobs going and essentially you're submitting yourself to accelerated ageing. If you're wealthy and don't give a shit, you would NOT sign up for that

That's why I think Bojo and his people actually care but they're just very incompetent

>>24796942
faggot

>>24796942
btw I don't care that he was an antisemite, I have plenty of antisemite friends who explain to me why they have disdain for jews because of so and so and then are nice to me. I was upset because he was personally attacking me instead of attacking the jewish faith as a whole

>>24796942
>>24796967
You did the right thing, anon.

>>24796942
>>24796967
this is a gayer LARP than the porta pottie posts

>>24796702
I bought today. Their image is tarnished but Cyberflunk is accepted by normalfags and it looks like it will be a financial success.
Up a few % but I expected more.

UUUU bros....

When should I sell my January DIS calls was Friday the peak?

>>24795979
It's not the same as normal meat. Totally different amino acids, different fats, no carnitine, no b vitamins, no nothing really. Fake meat is most hexane extracted onions or pea isolates (hexane is a neurotoxin) compressed with plant oils, usually canola oil.
From a nutritional standpoint, fake meat is totally lacking where good quality meat, not the walmart or tyson garbage, will keep you healthy.
I will not eat the vegan kibble,I will not eat the bugs, go away Klaus.

cheapies?

>>24796942
>guy freaks out when you identify yourself as a j*w
>you go and go a j*wish thing
Just kys.

Psychedelic stocks going to rip again today? Opiate of the masses is an angle I want to play

>>24797203
kys polcel faggot, the US government should trace your IP and barge into your moms front room, ask where her virgin son is and then put 2 slugs into your pathetic incel body.
Eugenics 2.0, you suburbanite nazi larp.

SRACbros, are you ready for the pump today??

Which CLF calls should I buy

>>24797393
Did I make baby upset?

>>24797217
>you're a poet and you didn't know it.

what plays?

>>24797651
NUMI/ LKYSF
MMED/MMEDF
CMPS

My picks I think Numi still has most upside b/c market cap