/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24781315
Not the first thing but, a kilo of pure uncut Columbian cocaine. Just to have it around.

>>24781315
I'll buy an EB-5 visa

farming looks hard, wouldnt you just be working all day?

Yeah, a WEED farm lamao

Does anybody know my address? Post me 1-5g please, well-wrapped.

>>24781315
Where
Farm? Farm what
weed? tomatoes ? E-Thots?
Farm what?
Should an investor go all in on Water
do to the size of the makeitfarm?

>>24781315
Books
Digital copies are nice but I want physical products

land with a stream on it, i want to get on that hydropower

>>24781315
what are you going to farm, fren?

>>24781315
Might homestead too, I'm just tired of modern life.

>>24781315

animal sanctuary 501c in one of the northern great plains states

>>24781349
If you were rich you would be better off farming coca plant and processing it yourself.

>>24781315
Same. Apple orchards and vineyards.

>>24781315
>whats the first thing you're going to buy when you make it?
I'd renovate my house completely and the property around it. I'd also buy more property and start a business.

A plane ticket to a country with legal prostitution. Actually aren't there places in Nevada where it's legal too?

why would i buy something?

>>24781315
I will buy a woman

>>24781623
>owns a house
you should leave before things get bad for you.

Same, i wanna buy a well maintained farmhouse circa 17-1800s and on like 100 acres somewhere in PA. I have a bunch of buddies in on link so ima start a village and just checkoutta society. Except for the winters i spend entirely skiing, thats when ill venture out

>>24781315
gonna kms

I swear, if the market really pops off there's going to be an entire new social class of ex-neet landed gentry first time farmers.

I will herd sheep.

I won't really buy anything, I'll go travelling to all the world's greatest natural wonders and art and history museums. I guess I'd buy some nice clothes and luggage to flex on normies but that's it.

After the travelling I'd buy land out in the boonies, build a house, set up a permaculture garden, and wait for society to collapse entirely.

Guys please

>>24781315

Isn't it funny that we need to become rich to buy the basic standards of life that our supposedly destitute ancestors had ?

>>24781829
this. what's the point of being rich if you want to live on a farm? lol

>>24781829

>>24781649
Nah, I live in Germany and it's fine. I don't want to be a rentcuck and in 3 years my house is paid off completely and I'm 26.

>>24781829
What? Farms are cheap as fuck to purchase, especially those smaller/medium size personal farms most here are fantasizing about.

>You first need to become a millionaire to have the luxury of enabling the lifestyle of a 1800s literal farmer

is this due to overpopulation? that's my guess

>>24781948
What's cheap? $300,000?

>>24781315
enough land to make "Name Gardens" APT complex

>>24781829
Before the communist revolution in my home country, my parents lived pretty well even as peasants. After the communists took power, they turned everything to shit.

>>24781712
based anon. I hope you have some practice in the dirt

>>24781421
It's not hard with modern technology.

Literally not one of you faggots would enjoy real farming. It's not fucking Pokemon, it's Farming Simulator 19

>>24781315
MOAR STONKS FOR MOAR DIVIDENDS

>>24781829
It's not expensive to fuck off and start your own subsistence farm. It's not that we need money to do this, it's that once we have money the first thing we want to do is say fuck you society and go away for a while. We think it'll be forever, but really it'll get old after a bit and we can come back and deal with society on our own terms, but right "the dream" is to say fuck you society and leave. Even Elon Musk is the same way he just wants to get really far away first.

lmao I live out in the country and you retards have no idea how much work it is, we've had a few people try to start hobby farms around here and they always end up giving up after a couple of years when they realize that it's a lot of work for not much gain.

>>24782102
we'll keep them out this way. only the strong can thrive here

>>24781971
still way cheaper than a typical city or suburban home

>>24781676
Based PA bro. I'm in Philly, also with a lot of Link bros and looking to move out to the burbs for more land.

>>24781461
The thing to do is buy a farm and rent out the land so someone else does the actual farming.
You could keep a portion of it as a hobby garden or whatever, but let the farmers do the farming.

A Swiss hotel where I can use the top floor as a vacation home and use the rest of the building as an income stream.

i just want an upper class ~2500 sqft house in the more "rural" area of vegas. probably would run me like 400-500k

>>24781315
Probably a Ferrari F355. It's an awesome car and one that's actually increasing in value unlike most of the shit modern supercars people buy new and lose $100k on.

>>24781315
An indoor heated lap pool. Swimmers have the hottest bods. Keep my family /fit/ year round.

>>24782236
Sim City 2000 still de best

>>24782002
Same here. The Lithuanian side of my family owned a small scale farm. They even were able to hire a few farmhands to help them on the field.
Commies came in and started to fuck everything up.
Nazis liberated them, then commies came back.
Great-grandpa was a partizan for a while but in the end, owning land and giving jobs to citizens was what brough the family down and many years of Gulag ensued.

The confiscated land was not even used by anyone and people went hungry. Centuries of history simply vanished

>>24781829
Land always meant power

>>24782141
Philly here too. How much LINK do you own?

>>24782250
>that's actually increasing in value
Then you get blacklisted by ferrari from ever owning a new ferrari because you took profit on one of their cars. Not even memeing, this is a real thing.

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-strict-rules-of-ferrari-ownership-you-dont-choose-ferrari-chooses-you-141173.html

>>24781315
Four 10/10s who will inmediately tongue my Anus

>>24782314
Co-op mode

>>24782376
How much of a fucking simp do you have to be...

>>24782370
Uh oh, is this the part where I get stabbed?
Let's just say I can already buy a house, retire and buy that F355 I want.

>>24782376
Actually, owning an F355 would help me be able to buy newer exclusive models like the 488 Pista. It's really only limited new models or old collectible models that are worth buying and they give first preference on the limited models to people who already own Ferrari(s).

Also the whole don't want you to resell thing is just on new models, not a second hand 25 year old Ferrari like the F355 that's prob already had three owners.

>>24781315
i can't buy the things i want

>>24781461
Piss panties in an romanian commieblock of course.

>>24781349
It will go bad after time.

>>24781315
Farm or ranch with a little cozy house, nothing extravagant just want to be able to go outside and not have neighbors and just let my dog out to roam free.

I just want my own bunker where I can grow with aqua/hydro ponics all I want to eat.

>>24781927
you misunderstood. i meant biz.

>>24782297
Funny, my family owned land, farm, horses and gold, before the communist revolution in Russia. Some died guarding the gold train that the Germans stole. Others died when commies came for them and killed them in their homes. Others run away and changed names, family lost forever. Even my own great grandma told me she had to change name twice. Commies put her in prison twice because she tried going back for the golden chest she hid under an old oak tree. Fuck commies.
I want a vineyard and an orange and lemon tree grove and a farm, some animals, a stream/river nearby. A home full of kids and a wife.

Nothing probably just going to sit on the floor and not do anything for like 3 months desu

>>24783505
>kids all become communist
>boys cut their dicks off and sew it onto the girls

>>24782002
>>24782297
>Communists

*Jews

>>24781315
bmw 850 csi

>>24781315
I will go to local music store and buy everything I want. Rest of my my life I will make music because thats only thing i have ever cared about.

>>24781315
A fortress in the middle of nowhere far from civilization.
When I say fortress I mean underground levels, moat, high walls, electric fence, perimeter alarms, shutters on doors and windows, everything. I will pay to have dedicated power and internet lines routed to me.
This would be ultra comfy mode for me and I get a real satisfaction from that.

>>24783972
Why not solar and satellite?

>>24783972
would you be disappointed when nobody tried to break in and theres no societal collapse

>>24781315
I already have. No regrets.

>>24781421
>wouldnt you just be working all day
That's the point, you can enjoy nature and farmwork without being a slave.

In this thread, I learned that most of you are planning to get away from modernity. The exact opposite of what your ancestors did. Interesting

A house. Not to live in of course. But so I can put a wage cuck in it and enslave his family with a mortgage, thus ensuring I has permanent income via slavery. I you haven't taken the slave/imperialism pill yet you aren't going to make it. Slavery is the corner stone of wealth. You should own a good slave asap. If wagie is ever late on rent I will except one raw cum inside his wife per day he is late, with the understanding that the family will raise any children concevied this way. This is why smart uterus contracts tokens are needed. Buy UterCoin. I will offer wageie this deal because I am a kind hearted lord.

>>24784932
You're too beta to actually do that irl and write his fanfic here where no one can know who you are. Pathetic

>>24785036
You were 1 hour late. Send her over tommorow and consider it forgiven wagie.

>>24781315
A bucket
A big ass bucket
And you know what I'll put in it?
A small bucket I already own
Ain't nobody getting my small bucket

>>24784932
holy based

>>24784390
Nope, don’t care about any of that.

>>24784910

I wont. Like it or not I am a city slicker. Someone has to take back urban areas from the pozzed demons, I volunteer

buy a farm and buy guns then get a cow a horse and a few sheep and then fire the gun outside without no one being able to tell me shit bc its my land

>>24781396
How much does it cost?

I heard it was 1.8M because of inflation.

Can anyone confirm?

>>24781739
>travelling to all the world's greatest natural wonders and art and history museums.
Same plan anon. Gonna travel and see everything and then set up a bunker spot somewhere.