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was that a big worry for you?

that is why haircomb should be taken seriously

>>24779900
That’s weird because that’s the only thing I looked forward to.

>>24779911
Yea I was always full of gas after lunch always felt like I was this close to farting. Exams were hell cause of the total quiet and not being able to leave the room.

>>24779900
I pissed my pants in primary school because I was too shy to ask the teacher if I could go to the toilet.

>>24779900
How to profit from this?

Never understood how people piss or shit themselves... like.... just hold it in? Is your ass so loose that you can’t keep it closed? Fucking trannies

>>24779979
All you had to do was shuffle your papers around and tap your pen/pencil whenever your stomach inevitably made grumbling noises as a result of you holding in your farts. That's what I did

>>24779900
>farted loudly in class during high school
I did and I blamed it on someone else

>>24779920
here is the pink cryptologic pill: in the Bitcoin blockchain there is shidding and farding a haircomb. Satoshi is unironically Natasha Otomoski. Bitcoin as an electronic cash only was the initial shart, the haircombers shidded, making merkle wider trees, more efficient and cheaper liquid shids and fards. The haircomb these things needs to shit and fard. The haircomb will be in fact able to shid even literally constipated people, when poopoo ed fully.
She stumbled in to shidding and farding this haircomb when she was combing her shids inside her bathroom in year 2019 and began working with her super combined fuzzer running the simulations of the statement OP_POOPOO on the pay to script shit piss bitcoin script. Natasha would 'defecate' that haircomb by farding additional turds, making previous turds yellower and much. more stanky. More and much more turd of the haircomb are shidded in order to have much more stinkier fards.

>>24779979
Confirmed farter, probably poops too
>>24781624
Can you elaborate on how tight your sphincter is? Could it choke a rat?

>>24781624
Just yesterday I farted and some liquid shit flew out onto my underwear. Fortunately I was still home so I just had to change underwear, but it happens.
t. American

>>24780033
Same here. Right in my chair cos I was desperate to go and she had just nailed someone for asking to go to the toilet. She even pretended not to know what it was god bless her

>>24782406
Tight enough to snap your dick off ;;;;;)

>>24779900
>Missed a once in a lifetime opportunity
Sucks to be you!

>>24779900
I have a pretty embarrassing fart story
>6 years ago
>23 yrs old on vacation with my brother in Hawaii
>take a SUV tour
>group is my brother and I and a family with 2 hot daughters
>have to piss as soon as we leave
>tour guide gathers everyone around before we leave to talk about safety
>I’m literally doing the potty dance as I’m doing everything I can to hold it until I can sneak off and piss in the bushes
>my body pulls the energy it takes to control my sphincter to keep my urethra shut
>start farting uncontrollably and loudly
>loud enough for everyone to hear
>everyone looks at me like I’m a monster
> girls laughing openly at me
> my brother is practically rolling on the ground in tears of laughter
>I run off and piss in the bushes
>piss for at least 2 minutes
>get back and everyone assumes I shit myself
> have to finish the tour
>get to the area where they shot Indiana Jones swinging into a river
>swing into the river with my iPhone in my pocket

i share a board with these anal retentive spergs. just fucking fart one off anywhere guys i regularly do it and no one says shit to me