/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for kpopfag is actually a schizo.

>>24766720
why would someone go to a prison you never answered my question

they literally keep you behind the steel doors and if anything youre going to come out more mentally scarred and damaged

you go sign up dont wish that on other people

>>24766731
Kpopfag has the bone structure to be a qt trap but not a man.

Premium

Dividends

Yep, that’s the stuff

>>24766744
He said he lost weight, wonder if he will post a new video so people will stop posting the other one

>4 of my last 5 posts from last thread have been dubs.
Digging those improbabilities. 10% chance four times out five
>>24766686
I'm all in on SNOOT. You all did remember to buy the SNOOT dip, right?

>>24766736
You should start taking estrogen and be our cute lil angry trap.

Read a lot about PLTR and decided to hold it

'ate investing
luv gambling

Simple as.

>>24766707

Shift is mooning Monday right???

first for index funds

Friendly reminder to join THETA GANG

>>24766725

just be yourself

bft chads in the house

So whats the 3x stock this week. We know its out there

>>24766767
You're all gonna fuck around and find out on this.

>>24766707
did a redditor make this thread?

XOM

PFE

GE

Get pumped on faggot.

>>24766787
What ROI do you typically get every 45 days from selling options? If it anything to sneeze it aren't they like super volatile stocks

Reposting here for FANG bros.
>>24766528 #
It has had that rating since at least 40 when I saw it. Check out the finviz on FANG, it certainly has more support for a higher price, imo it will get to ~55 this week at least.
Also, from Dec. 11 "Morgan Stanley analysts Devin McDermott and Benny Wong issued rating and price target updates throughout their oil coverage, including the following upgrades:

Diamondback Energy Inc (NYSE: FANG), upgraded from Equal Weight to Overweight, price target raised from $51 to $65."

you can see why i dont have friends now this dude is passive aggressively saying "you should go BACK to the mental hospital! xD"

theyre gaslighters thats how half the people actually are theyre toxic

to find someone who isnt actively acting toxic towards you is actually quite rare

>>24766817
I've gotten as low as 6% and as high as 20% without getting assigned.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

Anyone else sell off their SPY and related funds in anticipation of TSLA getting added to the S&P 500?

>>24766817
I wring an extra %5 a year out of my portfolio without losing shares

whats the play for monday gentlemen?

>>24766826
Bro, I'm just saying that the hospital helped me and you shouldn't discourage anyone here struggling with mental health from going. I think it is a valid way to get people the help they need. obviously, you had a bad experience but I don't think you should be giving other people advice based on that experience. Take it easy sleezy ;)

>>24766826
I'll aggressively say you should go back to the mental hospital. It would probably help you.
>xD

>>24766837
Interesting, I could handle a little risk but I don't have a super-duper large amount of capital. Are there any stocks you would recommend I researching and potentially sell options for with this in mind?

>>24766868
If I could find a brokerage that actually had it, OPTI. I'm gonna throw a wad at it and see what happens.

niggers tongue my anus WKHS to 50

>>24766896
F

>>24766901
brainlet play

>>24766868
CFNM $13 calls for January and sending certain "people" to the sanitarium.

>>24766872
>>24766886

no this is how evil people cover their eagerness to lock you up and kidnap and torture you

they say "oh were just trying to help :)"

to help a homeless person you would buy them food and blankets or whatever

you wouldnt order the government to come put them in a institution where their human rights are violeted and theyre drugged against consent

that would maek you like worse than mao and stalin and every gulag worker

g-gme? oo-...o?

>>24766868
lifesavings is going straight into oil

>>24766868
NUMI

>>24766953
Baste. $Fill and $crak for me. FILL my CRAK daddy!!!!!

>>24766931
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
pls go k-pop anon. you are ruining comfy weekend /smg/

>>24766868
Selling OTM puts if glowing rock tickers are still mooning

god calls the homeless to go in the rapture with him who are usually crazy and schizo

yet the nurses on the front lines treating the schizos are the first ones to get the vaccine and are going to burn in hell\

funny how that works

fauci and gates are all medical tyrants they use forced medicine vaccines as a way to kill people in the name of doing good

SNDL?

>>24766931
>to help a homeless person you would buy them food and blankets or whatever
This does nothing to change the fact they are a homeless person ergo does not help them.

>>24766995
Lord i hope weekly-update-anon is here to see this

>>24766868
Get money. Get payed.

I've seen kpopfags dance moves. I could school him in a dance contest. I would beat him and forcefully take his bussy.

>>24766913
I don't see any options I can see making 20%, just like 3 or 4 % on the option tree

>20XX
>Every disease has been cured
>Every problem has been solved
>Every invention has been invented
>There are no growth opportunities
>There are no new industries or memes to invest in
>All industries are 100% efficient due to artificial intelligence
>Everything just crabs at what it's exactly valued at forever
>Can't even sell premium because implied volatility is 0%

>>24767015
Oh, brother I'm here and logging all of this

>>24767007
if thats all you can do i mean

a blanket doess help if youre cold

the best thing would be of course to give them their own housing

but people who are in favor of medical tyranny usually want to put them into government projects or like halfway houses with other people where its dangerous

if youre in favor of mental hospitals theyre like the same gulag style thing. they want to limit people not help people

and its a whole industry they church people out and milk the insurance and keep you locked up however long they want

>>24767025
3-4% a month?

That’s a lot

>>24766856
why? you think TSLA is just going to magically plummet back to $100 or something just because it's "overvalued"?
TSLA will probably hold its value better than the other garbage still in SPY, don't put too much thought in a single company

>>24767042
Based

>>24767043
C'mon tinny. Take the estrogen-pill and be the board's angry bussy mascot!

What are some relatively safe options?

>>24767074
if you were a mean gaslighter i wouldnt date you so wtf do u care

faggot

>>24766913
Oh thats my b I thought you replied to my original post, you're right thats not bad

>>24767087
Ohhhhhh yeah Tinny play hard to get. That's my thing. You dirty lil girl.

>>24767053
Yes. Same way it magically gained 600% this year for no reason it will go back down to where it came from and drag the S&P down with it.

Looking at it another way, I checked my SCHK (Schwab 1000 fund) and noticed that 2.5% of the fund is invested in TSLA. Will they rebalance? Don't know, don't care, I sold the whole thing. Buy low sell high and all...
Long dividend stocks, real estate, TIPS, etc.

"don't be a testla cuck, or a Nicola tyranny. RIDE with real Americans. Made in small town Ohio, where trannies and Indians are shot on sight. Other electric trucks don't even fuckin exist. We will be the first to the market. No vibrating seats for pussies like the hummer. No gay styling like the cucktruck. Made with the tears of chinease and Indian children like the chinease cars But not anti western."- lordstown marketing brief c2020

28 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is.. I'm not sure yet as I've failed to find a copy of The Little Vampire (2000). Uh oh, ratty's gonna be mad, maybe he'll like Vampyros Lesbos (1971)??

>>24766953
>>24766980
any reason for picking oil? ive been doing this myself, last week oil mooned quite a lot

F is definitely good to practice on, be prepared to lose money

>>24767080
REYN

>>24766868

Seeing how my $25s do

I'm mad I threw 3k into DB what a waste lol

>>24767087
Stop yelling kpopfag your parents in the other room are gonna hear you.

>>24766747
>reinvesting the dividend
>reinvesting the premium
Oh fuck I’m gonna cum

>>24767113
im not playing hard to get if you called me a schizo who needs to be locked up i wouldnt go anywhere near you

id fuck some other trannys cuz im actually straight and attracted to feminine

>>24767131
F could be creating, delivering, and administering the vaccine and it might go to 9.50. It could make Hitler it's official mascot and it might go to 6.50

>>24767053
>other garbage in SPY
you mean those companies that actually make money, pay dividends, sell a product, etc
Tesla is a scam, they’ve made twice as much money selling stock this year than from their actual product

>>24767130
P/e lowest in history. 10% dividend. Bought it near atl. It was like the industry everyone forgot. It is the most valuable commodity on the planet. You would sooner have war over oil than war over grains. The whole world would go tits up if this industry would go bankrupt. And it was priced like the whole world would let it go bankrupt. No. Fuckin. Way. So yeah it doesn't take an genius to buy that shit.

>>24767147
Lol! You're too much Tinny. But in all honestly you are a schizo lol.

>>24767167

One could argue P/E for Iron is ridiculous right now as well

>>24767171
Nah he's just a NEET.

>>24767004
Pumped and dumped. Only a short term play. Marijuana bill passed the House but unlikely to pass the Senate.

>>24767177
Clfchad what's up dude!!! Youve made me a ton of money. Is your brother there? I really want to thank him.

>>24767053
Tesla will plummet after it becomes clear that they won't gain the marketshare promised. Electric vehicles are easy to produce and some third party will sell a self driving solution to existing firms.

Tesla will choke

>>24767171
being really schizo is literally caused by drugs which you promote since you love the pharmaceutical drug system

if i was schizo i wouldnt be able to say anything right now

baggie when he was drunk last night sounded more incoherent than me

terry davis was more "schizo" than me but does that make him a bad person or deserving less treatment than you? no i honor that dude far more than you

you speak condescending to schizos

>>24767177
Saved. People have been shilling it for a while. Ill have to look into it. Are there others than CLF? People have been shilling it for months. I'm weary of shilled stonks... look at NEK or whatever it was called.

>>24767164
>Tesla is a scam, they’ve made twice as much money selling stock this year than from their actual product
A company that makes money from selling stock and tax credits. Think of the margins
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24767222
Yeah its priced like its the only electric car company to exist ever, and will be for the next 500 years...

Hello my friends it is me again remind you all to buy all SPAC

>>24766707
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

t. guy who is playing sqqq for monday

You are a cabal of rascals

>>24767222
What if it buys spacex or does some weird merger shit? is that even possible? It would be hilarious if Elon just came out and said he has mines on Jupiter or something, I dunno.

>>24766837
20% is pretty crazy. I sold 4 contacts of pltr for 500 last week, which is like 2%. Maybe I'll just sell all 12 this week.

>>24767232
baggie was just excited after hearing the great Fugue

>>24767288
where they just weeklies? I'm talking about a 45-day period

can someone tell me if this idea i have is stupid? basically every month or so i would gather a list of the 50 best performing stocks. then i split up my funds across those 50 stocks. repeat monthly. basically creating my own smaller better-performing s&p500. wouldn't this beat the market? if any stock starts doing bad, i can quickly sell and swap it for the next best performing stock and so on.

>>24767282
Just buy a lotto ticket with that attitude

>>24766896
>>24767025
That's because I was selling $10 puts on meme stocks like GME. Most were $1.05 but I got lucky on some bizarre bid over $2. It was a unicorn and I used the money to drink to the poor bastard who bought it.

>>24767247
I'd love to see them make money on electric cars but it hasn't happened yet, and will probably become a low margin business the moment they start turning a profit.

The S&P is apparently forced to swallow this radioactive waste due to GAAP or something. No problem just sell.

>>24767300
This is basically "momentum investing" good luck anon. It likely won't beat the market.

>>24767123
>tyranny
found the phoneposter.

>>24767300
The funds will be shitcoins that pumped 10000% this month and dumped.

>>24767147
You are plainly a schizo who needs help and is very far-gone but may not have hit bottom.

The main problem is you don’t realize how insane your obsessions and delusions are, and you antagonize others because you know they’d be wise to reject you

>>24767300
You could write a script to do this and test it out with various APIs before you invest a penny.

>>24767355
that's what i just started doing, ill see how it goes

>>24767232
You’re typing nonsense.

Terry wasn’t a schizo because of medication

You don’t deserve to compare yourself to someone intelligent and creative like terry

You are trash

>>24767123
>>24767334
Let's mock and deride him!
On three
One, two HA HA HA HA. That was some good mockin'.

>>24767117
Why are you so fixated on TSLA specifically when SPY is holding random garbage like Xerox which are not going anywhere?
You have this weird impression that TSLA is going to go down in valuation because it's overvalued when their hype is so strong they'll eventually be able to justify their valuation if they keep doing stock offerings
You're putting too much thought on it
the point of SPY is so you're not micromanaging yourself

EV bubble may pop eventually but it won't be as big as you think. TSLA is basically the equivalent of CGC of canadian weed stocks, it will retain most of its value even if it does not make sense fundamentally

>>24767319
Bearish on sp500 desu. I wonder what bxmx sells calls at. I bet we see a crab market for quite a while while we have inflation and sub zero bonds.

>>24767353
no i simply think that its ok to be different

and you gaslight people you havnt explained why im schizo

theres many christians who have the same unconventional beliefs that i do like the rapture the flat earth vaccines will kill you big pharma is bad

like what are you even saying what is your point if someone chooses to be a neet

>>24767282
SpaceX is Elon's baby. Everything else is to generate leverage for it. TSLA can go to zero but the last of its capital will be dark arts accounting'd to SpaceX

>>24767312
I wish I had bought TSLA but even if I had I would have been out at 100

I want to stop being a robinhurrdurr.

>>24767282
space x is the fall back for musk and has said he doesnt want it public because its limits what he can do with it. the only way you can invest in space x is through google because they own 5% of it. herding into of the most overvalued things in history cant end well and i'd suggest not thinking like that because things most certainly can get worse before they get better.

>>24767300
I would be more specific and buy stocks that are gradually trending up. I wouldn't include stocks that had already made huge movements because those are more likely to dip the hardest. I would say it will perform better than s&p500 because s&p500 is cap-weighted, which puts more exposure in bigger companies.

>>24767373
>You’re typing nonsense.

more gaslighting

>>24767300
>>24767355
This would be fun to do with /smg/, the 10 most discussed tickers every month. Shouldn't be too hard to do except filtering shitposts would take some time to figure out

>>24767385
>>24767117
What happens to SPY if Tesla dumps 90% of its value over a month or so?

>>24767405
I was speculating, relax, I'm not in TSLA

Thoughts on spce

Movie night movie night! Get in here!

>>24767388
Wait you believe the earth is flat too? Now you're just trolling. The most elaborate troll EVER.

>>24767419
TSLA will probably be about 1.5% the value of the whole index so not much.
The question is if autistic algos start selling off other things "similar" to it at the same time

>>24767353
If "he" were a schizo it'd be a lot more fun/interesting to read "his" shit, but no. Just a r*ddit-tier midwit idiot with no sense of humor.

>>24767300
It might work once, but in my brief experience trying to predict the market just allows the market to predict you, it watches you and if you get too complacent it destroys you with the tools you used to destroy it

>>24766707
2021 portfolio:
AUNFF
SHRMF
EGO
UUUU
AG
GTE
GPL
PAAS
RYCEY
PHYS
UPWK

Rate, hate, participate, or masturbate and dilate.

>>24767407
yeah i was just thinking that, maybe only stocks that have a strong upward MA50 slope?

>>24767413
Have you ever considered Tinny, that if there are 20 people calling you a schizo and asking you to stop shitposting, that maybe, just maybe, they are right?
Like really, what are the odds that there are 20+ different people out to get you for no reason?
pls go

>>24767295
Yeah they were weeklies. I only started last week selling options but it seems pretty easy money, but maybe it's better with a stable stock. Palantir can always moon and I can lose my shares.

>>24767385
This is rich
>admits TSLA is all hype
>says they will survive as a literal ponzi scheme selling their own stock
>deflects claims of bubble by calling it a "EV bubble"

Your funeral. The same casual investors who pumped up the stock will GTFO soon enough.

Buy big pharma, defense and jewish bank stocks

>>24767300
You're technically supposed to do regular DD on the stocks you own.
If you're not going to buy into an index ETF, then research 3-5 companies in different sectors and get like $10-50k into each one and then diversify further.

>>24767258
Thank you sir please pump my APXT bags.

>>24767419
>filtering shitposts

You'd be a millionaire just for doing that

>>24767443
ya because i denied it my entire life then around 2017 i actually researched it myself for months and found out the truth before they censored youtube

they had flat earth 5+ hour documentaries that they removed off youtube with millions of views

its a growing belief

>>24767451
i do humor just not when toxic retards are replying

>>24767465
shitposting is free speech i can type whatever i want

why should i care what other people think

>>24767476
One could argue that if you don't lose your shares every so often; well you're being a bitch frankly and losing money.

>>24767388
Why don't you use any punctuation? Not even question marks... your syntax is all fucked up too. There's definitely something wrong with you.

>>24767508
I doubt it desu. The algos Facebook and co use are supposedly pretty good at it.

>>24767510
>shitposting is free speech i can type whatever i want
not here in /smg/ on /biz/ you can't - you're posting off-topic shit, derailing the threads day after day
Pls jannies permaban Tinny

>>24767419
NAK Sounds NAK like NAK a NAK good NAK idea NAK.

>>24767520
take a look at how much i type and how much you type

im simply saving keystrokes

my fingers start to hurt from posting paragraphs all day for some shithead to reply with 1 word with a shit eating grin on their face

>>24766799
SHRMF

>>24767419
>What happens to SPY if Tesla dumps 90% of its value over a month or so?
lol
look i would never touch TSLA myself but your fears of it dragging down SPY is so overblown. If that happens, the whole market is also going to shit and TSLA will be the last of your worries

Tell me again why you're so fixated on TSLA when its hype is going to be sustained for years. Why aren't you worried about other shit in SPY like NVDA which are valued at a whopping 25x of their revenues too?

If it makes you feel any better, look at how CGC has held a lot of its value (and is recovering) after its bubble pop in 2018. Do you think a company like CGC is worth ~10 billion with annual revenues at a measly ~500 million with NEGATIVE profit margins? CGC is in the Cucknada market index (TSX60) much to the dismay of leaf investors with similar logic than you. But guess what, CGC is still massively outperforming some canadian REITs, oil, and other garbage like that this year anyways and that's all that should matter to you

what the NAK is going on in this NAK thread NAK?

>>24767526
You suck

>>24767476
I think selling options are good when you have strong feelings about a stock, whether it will go up or down or crab. If you believe long term palantir is going up then selling puts and calls just to reinvest is just smart

>>24767510
Lol! Poor Tinny. The earth isn't flat bud. Only thing flat around here is the gooks you post.

>>24767524
ive been permabanned from many boards for like a decade now

i have the world record for the most bans ive been doing it since my entire childhood blog posting and reseting my ip

i probably have upwards of 10,000+ bans lifetime

i get banned many times per day

>>24767503
He's allowed to play quant if he wants, frankly I bet there are hundreds of API barons out there quietly making bank year after year with their altos.

Simply playing the most obvious momentum strat is probably not going to work though.

>>24767215
I want to destroy this faggot's face with my fists

>>24767567
This isn't NAK.

It's CRINGE.

>>24767567
do you think you'll go back some time soon?

>>24767534
You might be right and I don't know about the rest enough to comment but Nvidia has a monopoly over GPUs and everything they entail for the next 2 decades or so.

Kpopfag are you under the influence or stone cold sober?

>>24767567
do you even own stock? wtf dude....although i got dingus to leave 8ch r9k i'm pretty sure so i shouldn't talk, wonder what he is up to these days...

do your job jannies

>>24767622
yup been all in gme since august

>>24767613
go back where

i have like 4 different boards up right now im posting in all of them

>>24767550
it is flat. sorry you cant even research anymore because youtube banned conspiracy theories

else id tell you to research it and look into it with a open heart

>>24767603
I'd be willing to write an HTML scraper that reads these threads to see what stock symbols get mentioned and how many times, then buy that many shares of those stocks.
If I had the money, I'd write an algo to do both here and WSB then post quarterly returns from both accounts, then sell and reset them both each year.

Was just up over $750 in online blackjack started with $20 like an hour ago, then gambled it all away.
Thats more than my whole portfolio. I think this was my first true learning experience. Fuck me this sucks.
How the fuck do i cope? Give me something good to put my money into on monday. Im gonna be sick.

>>24767628
Do it for free, faggots

>>24767622
Hasn't that site been dead and irrelevant for over a year now? All its been lates is Jim Watkins dropping horoscope tier astrology bullshit posts as his cringe Q larp after he shut down his stupid self blog board.

>>24767636
epic larp, kys

>>24767603
any suggestions of what would work? i would probably do something like looking at multiple 1h candle moving averages and their relative positions, slopes, etc.

>>24767636
>yup been all in gme since august
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>24767668
yeah this was before jim

>>24767646
Get better at blackjack. Don't lose next time.

Whats everyone thoughts on the DIX and GEX.
Massive surge in DIX on Friday, Gex remains stable, if not dropped slightly.

This usually implies an ongoing uptrend, albeit at a less volatile pace.

>>24767640
You'd be 99% NAK from these threads. NAK. There are already scrapers on here. NAK

I WOULD BE FUCKING RICH IF I FOUND STOCKS EARLIER I WOULD BE FUCKING RICH WHY THE FUCK WAS I NEVER TAUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the first thing i wanted to buy amazon and microsoft and apple and i first started having money in 2017 and they fucking TRIPLED. i would of bought zoom calls at the start of corona but I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW

FUCK ALL I DO IS GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24767646
Where at? I wanna get in on this.

THEY JUST GOT JANNIED

this am new "Mai Chan" style
he completely lost the regal look of Mai Chain that made her such good guro character. This face of hers cannot express despair and suffering like old comics. Its ok for guro but....

for me best part of mai chan was her expressive face which am not here.

>>24767692
Yeah, a massive surge in DIX usually means a huge up trend.

>>24767534
>If that happens, the whole market is also going to shit and TSLA will be the last of your worries

That is actually a worry of mine because only in clown world does the S&P add TSLA.

However there are scenarios where the market is bearish and TSLA spills copious amounts of blood. It's like the shitcoin of main street, it's very scary to see it becoming even more mainstream

>>24767709
nah i deleted that one

like i said ive been doing this a long time sometimes you gotta delete posts

back in the day on sc2 general i would get banned and reset my ip inbetween every post

over and over again

and so i started posting and then immediately deleting it

and then they made a delete limit like youre deleting too much too quickly

so now you can only do it like 3 times you just pull your post i do it very often

>>24767530
>shrmf
yeah I remember that pump and dump from back in may no thanks

>>24767713
Might be a good Idea to buy LEAPS on low IV stocks right now and hold as IV goes up.

MSFT and AAPL fairly low and GLD is less than 20.

Even NVDA looks good

>>24767711
You're still alive!

>>24767300
Buy ARKK and ARKG

>>24766953
>Not buying SMG in the modern day

>>24767699
I'd also be balls-deep into PLTR, CLF, NIO, a variety of oddball stocks, and the occasional KTOV shares form joking around.
Alternatively, people would start dropping AMZN to wipe out the cash in the account, and that's after anti-spam tests are put in.
The other account would likely be half into SPY since they constantly talk about buying options on it.

>>24767640
>html scrapper

There's a json api ya dingus

I use it to find livestream for ufc fights

>>24767731
You mean kliffs, fuck tech

>>24767727
DIE DIE DIE NAK NAK NAK

>Robinhood rolling out 0DTEs as huge uptrend in SPY starts
Based. Can't wait to dump my life savings into calls expiring in a few hours.

>>24767753
>>24767753
oh god please be real. gme and clf are supposed to skyrocket according to everything ive seen

>>24767702
shutup retard, you would not have bought them.

>>24767706
draft niggers. But fuck them im mad. My money go bye bye. I thought i was a pro. Im just faggot.

>>24767689
nice id DKNG

>>24767746
>json api
I really need to learn how to do web development shit. I haven't touched it for years and mostly just do Arduino stuff.

>>24767640
https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

>>24767766
GME is pure spec, you should've exited

>>24767615
and its valuation more than tripled the past couple years even though its revenues only grew around half
it doesn't matter how essential they are if it doesn't actually amount to more money, e.g. oil being a value trap the last decade

you have to be admit that you have this negative bias against Tesla specifically even though it has all the tools and sentiment to hold its value or even grow more for the next decade. Like thinking it will go down -90% in value is just very naive much to the despair of many short sellers
Hype and sentiment is just as important (if not more) than fundamentals in a market where the barrier to entry is lower than ever

>>24767796
its not really a lot of money that will fuck me if it drops

OPTI?
OPTI.

thank you jannies

>>24767729
It only dumped because of the halt on the Canadian side. Undervalued compared to others in the space at the moment. Either way, it's pumping again, and I'm in.

Buy SHRMF

>>24767786
I've been programming since 2007.

would it be a good strategy to follow people on wsb who are geniuses and actaully make good picks and look into things theyre buying? or is wsb all gambling?

>>24767824
if there is another massive dip just watch peter lynch videos on youtube for a few hours and do whatever he says

>>24767702

Well now you know how to trade and be like the rest of us who started the last 12-24 months and apply what you have learned. Life doesnt yield fruit to those who demand it by simply existing.

>>24767804
I've made at least four trades, sold for a significant loss and made more than my money back by reallocating.

>>24767819
im glad this idiot is completely forgotten about

>>24767821
I only started after they required it in networking certs. Before that, it was just writing shell scripts and fooling around with electrical circuits.
Shit's kinda fun.

>>24767753
Question remains when will it dump?

Unlikely in the next 6 months, can easily play the IV of LEAPS during this time.

>>24767804
>only risks what he can afford to lose
you're too smart to stay in /smg/

>>24767300
So you're gonna buy 50 stocks after they've made huge gains? Yeah man, sounds like a winner.

>>24767808
based

>>24767702
do you ever think about the stuff you would have bought that didn't go up?

>>24767852
Yeah you should buy the 50 lowest performing stocks every month instead. I mean if they went down they have to come up. Can't go bobs up.

1,913 a month

or

445k?

>>24767711

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>>24767903
>65

people think about the future so fucking much its fucking insane no one can enjoy anything even at 65 they have that slave mindset. buy a house and just put the rest into boomer funds. the boomer funds alone would probably pay more than 2k a month wtf

SPCE BAGGIES ARE ABOUT TO JOIN GME BAFFIES

https://twitter.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1337794051798667272

As for me, I'm buying the dip.

>>24767894
that's just value investing and there's a fine line between value traps and actual value picks

Party City and Tupperware were probably the best performers of shitty stocks down from the bagger. Party City is on its way to be a 20-bagger this year. Tupperware already way beyond that

I wonder how much money LEAPs on those two would have made from April or May (not March because anything would have made money from March)

Uuuu arkg arkk nak clf options for me

>>24767680
Once you start putting the effort into an algo, if you're scientific about it, I'm sure the right strat will show itself to you.

It's like blackjack, you have to be cold and calculating constantly, no emotion just going with what works.

I don't have any specific strat for you but I like the 4chan method. Search ticker symbols, throw out ones too thinly traded or fail to meet other criteria, buy and hold for a month.

Purely on technicals I'd look for ones near the top of the 52 week range with a history of being able to break through their previous ceilings.

Fundamentals I'd make sure the company is actually making money, that means paying a dividend, but that's just me. I'm sure other autist anons can come up with something.

Also, Jesus Christ is Lord

>>24767905
She no trust Mai Chans new master .....

should i trade MOON for ARKK? i feel like arkk has already got up too much but it does look really good

Speaking of algorithms and scrapers, did that guy who was building his own algorithm bank in the early summer ever report results?

>>24767910
go fuck yourself faggot

>>24767926
I would take the Lump Sum 445k.

Dump it into a meme stock.

Why?

>You 10x your money.

You now have 4.45 million. Enough to have 2-3 generations of your family living off your money.

>You lose it all
Well, you can live off the government anyways. Just apply for government benefits and figure out a way to do it all again.

>>24767835
Based

>>24767869
What is the best way for a robinfaggot to acquire a fat stack of OPTI shares

>>24767903
With a discount rate of 1% over 30 years (360 months) it's still better for them to take the lump sum

Who else is in on SQQQ for Monday? it's going to be a big day. A massive fucking market crash. I'm stating my /biz/ reputation on it. I'll see you Monday morning.

>>24767455
great we memed the wagie cagie into existence

>>24766799
NUMI, RVVTF, SHRMF, MMEDF

buying into anything other than shroom stocks is 60 iq boomer shit

>>24768001
They already have 3m in assets. They don't need to be super aggressive. I would take the lump sum though

>>24768040
i hate wagies with everything in my soul and god

>>24767903
what a fucking scam lol
you can make AT LEAST $4K a month off the lump sum just selling very safe covered calls (~1% a month) on top of capital gains and dividends
lump sum always. If they live for 20 years past retirement, they'll get $440K but that doesn't account for inflation and shit

but since they're prob dumb boomers if they're asking this question in the first place. They should go for the monthly payment so they don't accidentally blow all their money on a yacht or something

>>24768001
Shit Johnny are you poor? Because you're talking like you're poor.

>>24768040
>>24768055
don't rush the gains guys, you lose them if you rush them, but if you don't get them fast enough you get the wagie cagie

Real talk, is big tobacco the most based investment out there?
>extremely addictive
>customers will buy their product no matter the price
>fat dividends
>profit off of the death of the poor and stupid
Convince me otherwise

alibaba market cap is 700b and they had 400b revenue this year. is that a good buy?

>>24768081
i hope you burn for supporting that shit industry

>>24768095
>investing based off of morals
Ngmi

>>24768095
Don't worry, Big Pot will become the same.

>>24768040
>implying any business will pay for this
The new stimmy is going to remove liability for businesses and they'll all continue to do open office bullshit.

>>24768027
It's an OTC stock, which means you can buy it over-the-counter at any bank. Go to your bank and tell them you want to buy OPTI.

>>24768136
if you have to ask at the counter for it, it's actually behind-the-counter

>>24768081
I'd rather own pot stocks than tobacco stocks, and I don't own pot stocks.

>>24768120
>big pot
Big tobacco is going to steal that entire industry

>>24768120
Big Pot will just be a new department in existing Big Tobacco companies.
Which will fucking rule.
Imagine buying the loudest lab-grown shit of your life for 25 cents a gram.

>>24768148
Once pot is legalized liberals are going to hate pot like they do with vaping even though there was a massive DIY scene.

>>24768039
Could be a market crash come January.

This stimulus needs to pass soon.

In January so many government protections like evictions & student loan payment deferrals are gone.

Going to be a crazy 2021.

>>24768053
Why not?

You only have 1 life to live. What are you going to buy with that money?

Boats?
Cars?
Houses?

Material things only bring temporary enjoyment.

But the thought of 10x'ing on something you were right about, accomplishing a feat that 100 generations of your family couldn't do is something expensive materials good can never come close to.

30 million (10-20 after taxes). Much better than 3 million.

>>24768075
Poor? Little bit. I spend too much money on hookers and not enough in the stock market.

Figure it's a good balance. Half disposable income on Hot 9/10, 10/10 pussy and half into PSTH, Crypto Mining and Lithium mining stocks.

big pot can't get here soon enough
it's a fucking scam right now, fucking kikes thinking they can charge $60 for an eighth, fuck them

>>24767848
Uhhh, I would argue highly likely in the next six months. In fact I would argue most likely in the next six months. *deep inhale* I need another beer

>>24768081
>big tobacco
irrc some of them got hit hard because they started buying weed companies at the peak of their valuations
I think it was Altria or something
Constellation too but that's an alcohol company

>>24767646
gambing is about knowing when to stop. you played too long

>>24768169
Stimulus is bullshit if you do the math, just open up the economy.

>>24768110
you do realize smoking is dying right? everyone except poor rednecks and asian businessmen just see it as disgusting and gross as shitty poison air

>>24767959
thanks for the tips

>>24768046
i saw mmedf at .38. wanted to buy but no investment account since i was moving banks.

I regret closing my act, might have had 100k in profit...

Now, Mindmed is pretty high now, lots of fast growth, seems stable where it's at.

but what is the next move that'll x10 like that? I'm pretty sour and need something that'll at least x3..

thinking CLF, LGVW, and maybe OPTI. but i really don't see new stocks with actual strong promising potential apart from these sort of meh leads.

Anyone?

>>24768081
Big Tobacco is going to purge the cannabis space once they think the regulatory and legal pathwork shitfest is sorted out.
Then the only DUDEWEED stocks to hold would be acquisition targets.

>>24768169
yeah i don't know what else to go into right now, i have what i want. i don't want to just hold cash but i put some aside. i'm going to hope for a weekend surprise until it goes down.

>>24767646
>Im gonna be sick.
rofl

wait until you see your portfolio fluctuate by the thousands

thoughts on ABCELLERA BIOLOGICS INC, $ABCL?

>>24768191
i dont think weed is going to effect them much. everyone i know who smoked cigarettes started smoking weed and they just like cigarettes after smoking it

>>24768039
Bruh vaccines are coming out and Trump lost the lawsuit.

>>24768186
dr;ns
I don't give a shit if they're the ones pushing all the homoglobo porpaganda and have a secret government contract to abduct babies based on racial purity and inject them with UuberNigger DNA and Turbo AIDS viruses before giving them a sex change and forcing them to work at the Gun Melting Down Plant.
If they make a consistent weekly 8% I'll buy every share I can afford and I will NEVER EVER SELL.

>>24768217
the only reason anybody ever smokes tobacco is because it's cheaper than weed, change my mind

>>24768147
But they hand it to you over-the-counter

>>24767646
well yooure poor as fuck so just buy clf or gme and hope it works out

>>24766909
Based ntma poster

>>24768229
Weed gave me anxiety. I smoked cigarettes for 13 years. Hated weed.
>tfw coke, Molly, meth gave me no anxiety but devils lettuce did

>>24767963
>MOON public in late November
>MOON top 5 holdings
>NIO up 1800%+ since march
>PLUG up 950%+ since march
>WKHS up 1500%+ since march
>FCEL up 600%+ since march
>FATE up 450%+ since march

So if the market actually has a decent correction soon, MOON will probably tank to 10-12.. kek'd. Imagine if they made this ETF at an actual good date, like April or May when the indices left the bear market, it would probably be playing with ~300 by now

>>24768217
I don't mean as a competitor. Big Tobacco will also become Big Weed

I want to buy into a futures ETF for the fun of it. What's better: SLV or USO?
Otherwise, I'll just put a few hundred into NAK for shits and giggles.

>>24768264
true but arkks biggest holding is tesla

>>24768211
I picked up some, hoping it goes above $70 on Monday. Your thoughts?
Peter Thiel is involved = that’s me sold.

>>24768229
personally I dont really enjoy smoking fags, dont like the taste, you stink like ass and the buzz is really lack luster. never really felt much of a craving from it either. weed is my poison though or used to be, cant smoke it these days though, makes me non functional.

i think it just hits people different. weed hit me extremely hard, had great times smoking it. fags just dont really affect me much and im glad

>>24768189
I just can't say fuck you enough to all you fags that say I want a 3 banger I'm thinking opti...or this spac...just kys or go kliffs faggot. A penny stock, a not a company or a 100 year old commodity producer...FUCK YOU

>>24768191
Weed as a product is not an investment, it's a commodity item.

Once the frame work is in place & it's legal to buy a pack of joins there will be so much pot grown that you'll need a combine.

The place to park your money in are pot restaurants & cafe chains.

This is what game stop should become.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ycZZEc9I0

Speaking about game stop they should have a membership so that you get to reserve new hardware with them if they're going the route of PC hardware.

>>24768081
Buying Technology stocks of any kind is best long term way of fucking people over since technology replaces good paying jobs and causes people to do stupid shit to treat their depression from losing their job.


>>24768183
Stimulus and government spending is needed to prevent reality from setting in and having stocks return to fundamentals (Ex: Tesla going to 90).

>>24768199
If I had to choose 1 stock to invest in and pour all my assets into, it's PSTH.

Just do that, sip tea and go on with the rest of your day.

You'll do better than most of the guys investing in stupid shit like dividend stocks.

guys i'm seriously considering getting therapy for trader's regret...

I lost 50k in a margin account mistake, sold 2 big plays before they'd have doubled my 200k investment, and missed a 100k profit play cuz my account was closed. also sold link at 2$

all in all, I'd be up 100-200k if things were just a little different. instead, i'm down 2k overall. sucks to feel this way

>>24768278
i wanted to buy in when it dipped below 50. still waiting for my funds. i think its going to moon under the radar

>>24768294
My question is what does GME have to offer? How can it fix itself or who might buy it? I can't answer any of those questions so I can't buy into it. GME was always more of a social scene for peopel to go hang out and it's image revolved around gamer nerds. i think that's over for various reasons. So what does their brand even mean anymore?

>>24768299
If Biden really wanted to take the market to SPY 600 he would announce that he wants to work with republicans & Democrats to exempt capital gains on 25k for singles & 50k for couples.

Let people pay their capital gains by buying EVs. So if TDA owes a couple billion dollars in taxes then all they got to do is give their employees keys to New EVs.

Can’t make it tonight to movie night due to stripper gf moving in with me.
Will probably try to show up next week.

My stocks are doing pretty solid, though I’m looking to trim my FNGU position, but I haven’t done black face in a while...

>>24768306
maybe stop gambling.

>>24768294
>>24768316

cultural hub and esports idea is gay how about you just expand your inventory into computer parts and allow people to trade in computer parts and make the website have more stuff

and youre the amazon of gaming

why is this so hard to comprehend people think theres only 1 website

>>24768299
>This SPAC is better than any business out there
You're in your early 20s and you live at home

>>24768327
>really wanted to take the market to SPY 600 he would
Print money
As boomers have done since the early 90s.

>>24768081

If you're into fucking America over. Here's an article.

"Other corporate giants who have a large number of workers relying on federal benefits included Amazon, Dollar Tree, Dollar General, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Subway, Uber, FedEx, Target, Dunkin' Donuts, CVS, Home Depot, and Lowe's."

>people STILL believe in Bill Ackman

>>24768316
Cohen can turn the company around with online sales to pay the debt off and pump up their piggy bank.

After that he can begin to transform their retail shops into something like that video. A lot of people want to get into water cooling but they don't want to buy the Jigs & specialty tools for cutting & bending tubes.

They need to lobby to legalize online gambling to take e-sports to a new level.

is putting 50k into OPTI a chad move?

Has anyone here played OTC market options before? How to hell do I set this up, and do I need a shit load of capital to even get my foot in the door?

>>24768343
this is not news. These have been well known statutes. The kids want MTv and MtnDew not freedom and rugged individualism

>>24768299
I do stuff with my dividends, but you are right about psth, they will probably blast off at some point soon

I will take what you said into consideration, any more selling points though? I'm fucking with WPC these days.

>>24768366
is that money you can afford to lose without a sweat?

>>24768334
>>24768354

Close, 30's and have my own home.

Bill Ackman's SPAC. There's only a handful of SPAC's worth a shit. PSTH is the best of breed.

>>24768366
No your dad's gonna be pissed you torched his money

>>24768249
I guess yeah im thinking clf, vale or X

>>24768333
>>24768365
>esports
They won't have shit on draft kings and draft kings has favor with biden so that's a no

as far as online goes it won't be able to maintain what gamestop maintained, people just want a simple one stop shop and that's amazon or new egg or something

>>24768366
Digits confirm

>>24768383
That headline gtfo of here you fucking canuck.

>>24768180
I should have stopped at 700. Welp its ok am poorfag anyway.

>>24768205
i need to take a iron hands class.

>>24768397
>people just want a simple one stop shop

chewy proved that wrong

people want excellent customer service and specialization and thats why people would be more inclined to shop at gamestop for gaming hardware over amazon

and when you specialize in something it means you have more control and can cater special deals and things

>>24768372
what possible reason would you have to venture in to the OTC cesspool?

>>24768421
is cohen taking over gme management or no?

>>24768421
How would someone who should be in a mental hospital know what normal people want?

>>24768414
>i need to take a iron hands class.
no this is not about """iron hands""" but just about risk management
if you carry over your mentality from literal gambling onto your portfolio, you might end up like one of the retards who blows up their entire account on weeklies

>>24766707
If tech takes a massive dump because of vaccine news will tqqq 175 bag holder finally commit mass suicide.

>>24768343
>grown adults working minimum wage jobs can’t sustain themselves financially
Wow I’m shocked

>>24768039
why a crash on monday?

>>24768431
cuz my mom and my brothers girlfriend i can see how people like the little gifts and knick knacks and things that come with chewy purchases and how it could btfo amazon on pets


>>24768428
yes, soon.

>>24768425
Junior miners / Royalty streaming companies


You shouldn't generalize OTC companies, just need lots of DD.

>>24768446
Maybe not everything probably just tech because of the vaccine should not bought zoom and stay home stock puts

>>24768428
>is cohen taking over gme management or no?
hopefully because it would spike up the stock price hard purely from shares being recalled for a vote
it'll certainly inflate it higher than the relatively minor proxy vote in April

>>24768407
Canuck!!!

Don't you call me a Canadian you Scum. I'm better than a Justin Trudeau ball sucker.

>>24768372
Not worth it.

>>24768277
Yeah but ARKK is not even close to being as overextended in term of the assets they hold, it's is also more diverse and sits on $15b while MOON sits on $25m. I can't advocate for either at these highs but ARKK will obviously survive a decent correction, while ETF's like MOON is risky as fuck because they started so late and might turn into a so called "zombie ETF" if they fail to recover a correction across their assets

>>24768456
WOuld you say OPTI is worth it or is it just the next NAK

>>24768446
>ipos rigged and overvalued
>tsla going to sp 500
>trump revenge for not being president
>covid vaccine questionable
>everybody investing in shit they don't understand
>boomer expert investors are pissed and want to teach rh traders a lesson

i'll be honest i already made money on it throughout the week, i'm going to keep shooting for it though because i could get some nice gains

>>24768463
Nigger what are you trying to say

>>24768470
ill probably start unloading my moon shares for arkk then but i had comfy vibes from moon for some reason

>>24768475
dude look at the earnings report its tragic

>buy 1 tqqq
>be multi- millionaire in 35 years
Is it really that easy?

>>24768479
I hope mitch makes line go down then up again like has for the last week. My cost basis keeps dropping.

>>24768475
Never heard of that ticker unless you're trolling for the bot scraper. Looks like a scam

>>24768446
ahd btw i'm literally gambling so don't take my advice, learn to read sec filings and do your research bro

>>24768484
Nasdump

>>24768428
>10% share
>Taking over
There's no way he has the voting power for that and Shitman is clearly trying to keep control with the poison pill he did to fuck over investors after earnings.

>>24768434
correct. I havent dabbled wth options yet. Only buying shares cause im a pleb. MAy buy steel calls tho

>>24768492
How the FUCK do you even manage that

>>24768479
Oh yeah. Imagine the noise Karen will make if she woke up to find her kid like this, and then it starts to happen to tens of thousands of people.

It would be the great Vaccine-Panic of 2021, and the anti-vaxers would look like moderates because they were complaining about Autism & not Two-Face Syndrome.

People get outraged because of the botched vaccine & their favorite food joins going out of business.

>>24768465
Birds of a feather with this bleeding heart rhetoric.

>>24768494
me too, i actually don't think it reached it's breaking point but i'm going to hold every weekend because that is when they come out with their game changing news. I don't see the point in hoping for a moon of the entire fucking nasdaq at this point so i might as well bank on a dive

>>24768525
>people did this to themselves for 1000 dollars

why are wagies so pathetic?

>>24768539

>>24768525
i will tell you something, literally every health defect is going to be blamed on the vaccine if it's mandated. i don't know if they are anticipating that reaction but it's fucking obvious. every mother is going to blame every problem on the vaccine, and confidence in healthcare will die overnight. what happens after that i don't know, but it's going to be fucked regardless of if the vaccine is healthy or not.

>>24768549
the media makes people do dumb things, i havve a friend that makes minimum wage and he has been DONATING his fucking plasma to help the effort....fuck me

>>24768475
Buy MARA instead

>>24768493
Federal Interest Rate Hike will end this party in 2022-2024. The 2018 drop is going to be miniscule in comparison.

Baking

>>24768525
I don’t wanna take that shit but my job my might require me to take that shit

>>24768569
what's the gist on mitch mcconell? why do people hate him? i know nothing about him

>>24768569
do it again, mcconnell

>>24768586
He keeps vetoing the stimulus every day which causes the entire market to take a big fat diarrhea shit for two hours, then it recovers. You can set your watch by it. And buy all the cheapies.

>>24768549
The picture is a little misleading, the grinning part of their face is the one they're moving to show the difference between the part of the face they can't move which is making a normal expression and stuck that way. So if you're not intentionally making a weird face then it looks relatively normal. The problem comes when you're talking, smiling, laughing, etc., but if you're just sitting there then nobody would know.

tl;dr just keep the mask on and nobody will even know you can't move half your face.

>>24768606
It's also temporary and treatable.
With a medication made by Pfizer.

>>24768574
I think there is a good chance that there isn't an actual interest rate hike in the 2020s. The closest we will get is the Fed threatening to do it in 2025.
The eternal ZIRP is here. Because no country on earth has ever escaped the quicksand of QE.

For your enjoyment:

>>24768630
>>24768630
>>24768630

>>24768498
appreciate the honesty. had seen something about treasury yields and tesla's inclusion being shorted by michael burry so i've been looking into why people are so talking about the merger into the s&p so much

>>24768621
Oh sign me up for that one too, this is way better than a 1% chance of dying, you're a nigger

Okay, so i have my trading acct open with 50k play money.

I was thinking

10k OPTI for Q4 report on december including PPE deal

10k CLF for the steel shortage and possible growth as being undervalued rn

5k MMEDF due to trials probly being successful soon

10k LGVW for their Ultrasound device that's actually legit

thoughts? what should I put the remaining 15k into?

>>24768586
He is a senator from kentucky, a senior senator. Senior senators have been through 10-20 presidents and in some ways they are more powerful than them. They will be there when the president arrives, they will be there when he leaves. McConnell and Pelosi are basically rivals and McConnell isn't talked about because he's a "conservative". They hate him because he basically played a game of chess and got the supreme court he wanted, even though it looked like he was losing the whole time. McConnell is an underrated genius, he always seems weak, but he is always strong. He is the neocon godhead. Fear him.

>>24768606
id rather just get covid im not morbidly obese or 95

>>24768642
if burry is shorting stay far away, he's ccp

>>24768621
>Temporary
Yeah though to be fair it can last for days or years.

>>24768525
Ironically the girl on the left is still hot

>>24768686
is that speculative or is there backing to burry for ccp? his politics are pretty conservative if you read his twitter

>>24768686
>Bru trust me
fuck this thread drops right off at a certain hour

>>24768746
I'm half joking but his first big win was a chinese software company that dipped because of intellectual fraud then got bought up later....he shorts stuff

>>24768773
look it up then, and why did he know ahead of time for the big short? you realize the investor that orchestrated it was from singapore?

what about the enron guy that got away? he is still actively investing now?

talk shit if you want, or just research what i'm talking about

i really gotta find a coin i cant take this market closed pretty much 24/7 shit

>>24768746
>>24768773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo6hkPKPog4

here you go

>>24767510
>why should i care what other people think
You said to other people, in an effort to combat what they think

You care what people think because it actually matters. Deal with it.

>>24768853
omg fuck you I'm not watch the video you made, fuck it just recapped the god damn movie for the first two minutes

>>24768951
i didn't make that video i just did a search to show you wtf lol