/biz/ - Business & Finance

MARQETA IPO FUCKING WHEN

first for BLACKBERRY

my fav tft streamer won big on twitter weeklies

Fuck gamestop, jannies and fuck trannys.

First for dystopian future ultimate combo:

PLTR
BOTY
OPTI

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

How high is it going Monday I mean moonday

>>24763251
im so fucking retarded, I sold all my gamestop shares to take profit but not my calls
should have been the other way around, what the fuck was i thinking

>ywn have enough money to suggar daddy a femboy before your dick goes limp
Why even live?

No homo, it's a fetish

>>24763255
i'm on sqqq on monday, if you didn't already know

rate my memefolio

Are there no flags in /biz/ because 99% of the crypto threads are pajeets?

>>24763280
>ywn be a femboy taken care of by a sugar daddy before you have to choose to be a tranny or stop looking fem
doesn't actually bother me, it just needed a counter reaction.

>>24763314
man i'd love to see flags in /biz/ because it would expose that /smg/ is just a bunch of leafs gambling their CERB/CESB cheques in their TFSA

>>24763291
5.5/10

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>24763314
they're mostly Russians on Finnish proxies, and brown Canadians

>>24763291
>no tsla
Even a fractional share would have been fine. It's a quintessential meme stock.

>>24763347
yeah VIX products will do that

With your years of experience looking at charts, what happens next?
>pic related
Does it make another move up, or pullback?
Trying to get more opinions / justification that I’m not crazy to think what I do
Does it get carried up on Monday with overall market conditions?

>>24763314
I reckon /Smg/ is:
60% Canadians
30% Burgers
10% Bongs

>>24763347
its the weekend duck anon, at least post on open days only

>>24763291
Ah a fellow lazr bro, I got in at 22, I bought some more on Friday too but only caught it halfway down. What do you think it's going to do this coming week? I bought some VLDR too

>>24763347
I think your partner is taking the weekend off

>>24763347
mum's the word
But seriously, I wonder if it's a bot or a dedicated poster that posts this on a separate device than their normal posting device.

>>24763374
You’ve asked this in every thread wtf, expect a pullback on Monday open

>>24763347
Oui oui fuck me papa, FUCK ME

>>24763399
I think they're trying to force a meme

>>24763399
I'm trying to get more informed opinions anon, the more the better - wisdom of the crowd

>>24763411
woah

Buy CUM?

its blatantly obvious how many dumbass leafs are in here because of the liberal agenda pushed here most of time KEK.

>>24763484
That's what it is. I always just keep my mouth shut about politics but fuck me some of these cunts are stupid.

>>24763484
CUM?

Whats for Monday?
Gold down, stocks up?

>>24763475
why buy it when you can just produce it for free?

>>24763484
I'm a covert burger that posts like a leaf.

R8, h8, but most importantly apprec8

>>24763526
good luck on your call. It's a good premium but it'll need some traction. But you got a month, so fingers crossed.
8/10 would watch very nervously after doing 5 minutes of basic reading on the company and panic sell the dip.

>>24763511
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55289726
>Covid: First round of US vaccinations to begin on Monday
>Expect 145 sites across the states to receive the vaccine on Monday, another 425 sites on Tuesday, and the final 66 sites on Wednesday

Very bullish
However, as we saw for the last 6 months, whenever vaccine news would come out it would boost Dow, S&P500, Russel but drag down Nasdaq
So hard to say - may be so bullish in general that nothing really takes a hit, but we also may see a big transition out of tech

>>24763511
CoCo RoRo vaccine pump, peak euphoria, SPY to 3750

>>24763566
i just bought more TSM last week
fuck me
also i sold covered calls for 120c
i just want it to go sideways, isn't vaccine news already p r i c e d in

>>24763566
>buying the news
This rally would really be running on fumes

I DID SOME DIGGING.

PFIZER VACCINE CAUSES BELL'S PALSY.

A COMMON TREATMENT FOR THIS IS DELTASONE, A STEROID SUPPLIED BY THE PHARMACIA CORPORATION WHICH, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED MERGED WITH PFIZER

>>24763629
Always cite your sources, anon.

>>24763629
lol come on anon
dont tell me you're implying pfizer engineered the vaccine to have a side effect that they have a cure for

it's more because pfizer is a huge fucking company that has its toes dipped into everything

>>24763629

>>24763603
The electoral college votes on Monday as well = decrease in uncertainty / political risk (bullish)
The market is also high on the hopes of a stimulus bill and government funding bill this week (bullish - until it doesn't pass!)

>>24763629
and motherfucker

deltasone is just the brandname product for prednisone, no fucking shit someone like Pfizer would be producing prednisone

>>24763648
>pfizer engineered the vaccine to have a side effect that they have a cure for

what date does trump have to leave the WH by?

Also, why won't HK produce 10mm USPs?

>>24763648
It's another version of planned obsolescence and companies have been doing it for decades.

>>24763667
if pfizer were geniuses like that, big pharma wouldn't be in such a rut on developing new drugs

>>24763704
Jan 20

/k/

>>24763703
>planned obsolescence
antibiotics are going to be obsolete on their own without doing that
we're already going to die from bacterial diseases in a few decades, unironically a grey rhino event far worse than covid, but no one is feeling the urgency on it because it's proceeding slowly (but surely)

not just infectious diseases, it can make a lot of surgical procedures impossible too

>>24763664
>>24763648
Occam's razor. It's more likely that one of their existing drugs already had it.
>>24763703

>>24763750
come on lol, it's fucking prednisone

im guessing you don't actually have a clue about pharmaceuticals

>>24763750
By that I mean, it's more likely that deltasone coincidentally happened to treat Bell's. So don't misinterpret me.

>>24763736
load up on VIX?

>>24763507
>>24763508
>>24763522
sometimes ill copy and paste a shitpost from redddit with no DD in the middle of the day and (most) everyone eats it up. Thats when i start to wonder why the fuck i come here.

>>24763747
You can thank all the retards using antibacterials soaps and sanitizers for that one.

>>24763762
prednisone ubiquitously used to treat everything, from asthma to gout and so on. Basically a way to suppress your immune system when it acts retarded and attacks itself

stop embarassing yourself. next you'll say pfizer also produces acetaminophen or something and WOAH the vaccine produces fever too!!!

>>24763760
anon, I said it poorly. It's more likely that prednisone's patented form: Deltasone, was already in production and it's a pure coincidence that it treats Bell's.
I'm saying the original anon is using bad logic to think Pfizer made the cure to the treatment to the disease they made. It's illogical.

>>24763382
I think it might crab and/or touch 20 before finding some stability. However, a green week would keep it at 25 might even push it up to 30. Sort of hoping for the former so the calls I sold expire worthless.

everybody join together and lets #STONK THE STEAL

>>24763769
hand hygiene is actually very beneficial for combating antibiotic resistance
those soaps/sanitizers don't actually have antibiotics in them

it's not like you're selecting for stronger bacteria when you dump alcohol on your hands
developing a healthy immune system in kids is another discussion though

>>24763747
>>24763769
>Garlic 100 times more effective than antibiotics
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/05/120501134203.htm
>1000-year-old onion and garlic remedy kills MRSA
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815

>>24763811
yeah, i mean i think the anon was obviously just joking but it's so retarded i couldn't help but give a (you)

like it's kpop schizo levels

>>24763860
I mean yeah, I took the bait but I just answered as best as I could.
either way i'm a retard so yay.

>>24763764
Go for it

>>24763347

shut the fuck up coward.

>>24763857
that could be promising as a replacement for when industry dumps a shit ton of antibiotics on their animals or whatever

but i hope you're not implying it's going to be used as a drug to treat infections in humans lol, did you even read your own links
>"Diallyl sulfide could make many foods safer to eat," said Barbara Rasco, a co-author on all three recent papers and Lu's advisor for his doctorate in food science. "It can be used to clean food preparation surfaces and as a preservative in packaged foods like potato and pasta salads, coleslaw and deli meats."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/roblox-delays-ipo-until-next-year-11607742940?mod=markets_lead_pos2
>Roblox Corp. delayed its planned IPO after company officials decided that the gravity-defying performance this week of Airbnb Inc. and DoorDash Inc. made it too difficult to determine the right price for the videogame company’s shares.
kek

>>24763380
man when anyone mentions Canadians I think pajeet

>>24763845
You're still killing off your microbiome which is going to make you more susceptible to disease.

>it's not like you're selecting for stronger bacteria when you dump alcohol on your hands
developing a healthy immune system in kids is another discussion though
In a way you are. Most anti-bacterial soaps use other chemicals. Regardless, there's literally no point in killing them. Just wash them off down the drain.

>>24763945

>>24763945
>roblox will IPO higher than TSLA
They even make more per electric car produced
OOOOOOOOOOOOOF

>>24763990
TSLA's going to the moon though.

>>24763814
I read it dipped becasue of Citron but I'm not sure if it wasn't just because people knew it had peaked. Some youtuber was saying Citron makes shit die then it rises a few days after. I probably should have sold what I had left on Friday if you are right, oh well.

>>24763997
citron is literally just to crash something short term so others that missed the boat can get in

>>24763945
Fuck these greedy ass schizers. Just say no to IPO.

>>24764020
yeah so i heard, but i take youtube w/a grain of salt. in this case I hope the guy was right though.

>>24763949
>which is going to make you more susceptible to disease.
i get that, but i was thinking in the context of antibiotic resistance. That's more like the context where killing off bacteria in your skin makes you more likely to get fungal infections instead, but it's not going to turn the bacteria into more resistance strains (MSSA -> MRSA)

hand hygiene is most certainly crucial in antimicrobial stewardship programs
just picked the first result obviously
>Multicenter Intervention Program to Increase Adherence to Hand Hygiene Recommendations and Glove Use and to Reduce the Incidence of Antimicrobial Resistance
>https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/infection-control-and-hospital-epidemiology/article/abs/multicenter-intervention-program-to-increase-adherence-to-hand-hygiene-recommendations-and-glove-use-and-to-reduce-the-incidence-of-antimicrobial-resistance/3CEB405372DD351592E25322B926505E

>>24763939
I started throwing a bunch of cloves into my protein shake whenever I'm not feeling well. It'll burn like shit and you'll smell like shit and have noxious farts.

>>24763945
that's a dumb move by Roblox
They need to IPO now with the hype while everyone's looking for the next Corsair/Palantir

Corsair must be hitting themselves right now for being so reasonable that they IPO'd at only 1x of their revenue

>>24763982
>The stocks you buy will never be overvalued
It hurts bros.

god i hope you guys bought STEEL and OIL before the vaccine was approved

>>24764057
it's one thing to have a garlic solution that effectively disinfects surfaces
it's another to think that drinking it will help you after it mixes with stomach acid and bile
never mind that it won't be absorbed if your infection is systemic in the blood

also you prob don't want to kill off your gut bacteria indiscriminately in the first place
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antibiotic-associated_diarrhea

Please help. Give me a play and I will go all in.

>>24763997
>>24763814
>>24763382
Justify LAZRs 14b marketcap when the Lidar market is about 5b in 2024. Not to mention that major players like Velodyne and Waymo exist.

Seems like a hard bargain to assume they'll take over enough to justify the evaluation

>>24764183
Fedex 2022

>>24764183
first, tell us what you did

>>24764146
An asteroid carrying $400 quadrillion worth of gold, steel, and West Texas Intermediate crude oil just flew over my house and crashed into a nearby field. The whole industries are now worthless. Touch luck.

>>24764198
My wife passed by and thought the thumbnail was the hamburglar in a maid's outfit.

>>24764183
Bruh...

>>24764247
>having a wife
>in 4chan

I forgot there's normies in here.

I just want to make enough with OPTI to buy a genetically engineered cat girl desu

>>24763997
>>24764198
It's purely speculation/hype like 1/3 of other tech companies becoming public. The LiDar market is being miscalculated, mainly due to Elon's non-adoption. When cost falls however, I do see most––if not all EVs––using LiDar to some degree and Luminar's software approach will beat out competitors longterm.

>>24764198
you can't really justify it, it's pretty much a hype stock, it's backed by Peter Thiel and basically has good marketing. .

>>24763704
It shoots 45 super with a mere spring change and .45 +p is basically its standard, what else could you ask for?

>>24764146
I’ve been sitting on XOM since November.

>>24764183
Watch the market as normal and decide what you're going to do. Then, do the exact opposite. Be careful not to do the opposite of your opposite or else you'll fuck yourself.

>>24763768
Ask me how I know you’re a leaf

>>24764198
People just desperately trying to find the next Palantir since Thiel is somewhat involved.

Palantir will own the world.

>>24764323
LIDAR isn't just used for EV's and I think that is where Musk was right and wrong at the same time. LIDAR isn't going away, it has a lot of uses.

>>24764323
That's a dude.

>>24763566
How do I profit from Bell's Palsy?

Holy shit anons! Looks like those shroomfags in the summer were right after all:(

>>24764323
She’s super cute with a nice ass, but you can tell by looking at her eyes that she’s as dumb as a brick and not in a good way.

>>24763253
BOTY CHADS
BITCHES

>>24764323
Showing her feet. Lewd

>>24763566
That’s why my play is GE. There’s tons of stock price increase potential for GE when they’ve been trimming fat for nigh on 5 years.

>>24763347
Markets R clôsed sucka
WTF

>>24763253
>no crypto

how?

>>24764415
all humans are dumb. what you're picking up on is her lack of quick-wit and sharpness. the type of person that can't problem solve, but thrives in structure.

id marry her if she at least had a passion, something that she'd die for, and stayed away from social media/vanity in general. but judging by the picture.. id say she's a lost cause

>>24763629
BASED PFE

How do you look up market futures?

>>24764553
with a crystal ball

>>24764553
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/CME_MINI-ES1!/

>>24763629
>>24763648
>>24763705
been around for 100 years
been around for hundred years aint easy

>>24764553
>Not having a third eye

>>24764507
>why no crypto?

/Smg/ is stock market stuff. Plenty of other threads for that. Besides, it's the ATH top again.

BOTY, PLTR and OPTI have plenty of room to go up.

Plus I bought bitcoin when it was $140 like a decade ago along with Stellar lumens and Litecoin.

OPTIMARINES, OUR TIME IS COMING! WE'VE SUCCESSFULLY HELD THE 0.04 CENT LINE AND ARE READY TO ADVANCE! REPORT IN!

PCC (put call ratio) showing signs of market weakness

>>24764588
BOTY CHADS
BITCHES

>>24763704
You can just convert a usp40 to 10mm by using a barrels and magazine

What stocks/sectors will survive the correction?

>>24764183
DOYU around 11, you're welcome

>>24763566
Checked. Tech might see a hit so I'm selling my CFNM calls on monday. Not gonna get greedy.

>>24764183
Literally NVAX. Buy NVAX and hold until end of 2021, at minimum you'll double, if not triple.

>>24764663
GME

>>24764183
>have over 140k
>could easily put most of it into good stocks
>decides to gamble instead, loses nearly all of it
>despite the above, still wants to gamble all of their money
What the fuck is wrong with you lel

>>24764663
tickers with (sustainable) dividends

>>24764663
SPACs

>>24764624
>>24764597

$0.70 is the target by December 31st with the $2 billion government contract order.

I have 17000 shares, so definitely keeping an eye out for this money printer

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/optec-international-inc-opti-shareholder-update-letter-december-2020-2020-12-09?siteid=bigcharts&dist=bigcharts&tesla=y

>>24764241
$400 quadrillion worth of gold steel and crude oil
Assuming equal $ distribution of all 3 - $133 quadrillion gold, $133 quadrillion steel, $133 quadrillion oil
>Gold
$1839 times 14.5833 troy ounces per pound = $26,818.69 per pound
$133,000,000,000,000,000 / $26,818.69 = 4,922,806,000,000 pounds of gold (4.9 trillion pounds)
>Steel
$852 for 2000 pounds = $0.426 a pound
$133,000,000,000,000,000 / $0.426 = 312,206,573,000,000,000 pounds of steel (312 quadrillion pounds of steel)
>Oil
$46.55 a barrel = 42 gallons
42 gallons of oil weighs 302.82 pounds = $0.1537 per pound
$133,000,000,000,000,000 / $0.1537 = 865,322,056,000,000,000 pounds of oil (865 quadrillion pounds)

So, an asteroid that is at least 1.17 quintillion pounds crashes in a field behind your house
>The whole industries are now worthless.
Yes, the industries are now worthless, because everyone on Earth is now dead.

I haven't been able to check /smg/ much today. Anything interesting happen? The only thing I picked up today was that CLFfaggot's brother is actually the brain behind his options plays and deserves the credit.

>>24764183
Admit you're not up to this, get off of here, and go stack SPY for fucks sake.
Actually, on second thought, stack CLF, we don't want you crashing the market.

>>24764695
Amazon will start selling GME gag giftcards next year when they're bankrupt lol

>>24763374
>RSI in heavy overbought position.

Think you already know the answer champ

>>24764183
Get a nice pair of kneepad's.

>>24764741
>earth is now dead

Bullish

>>24764779
Apostrophes don't pluralize nouns, zoomer.

>>24764751
the most interesting thing was honestly that alex jones interview from yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQgAwaefiC8

my mind is being blown about whats happening to the country rn

>>24764588
BROKEN UMBRELLA
BELONGS IN TRASH
GARBAGE GORL

>>24764183
TQQQ and you'll have your money back in less than 5 years

>>24764809
that was a good interview, he seemed drunk or something though, i think he has given up on any countermeasures at this point

>>24764751
Jannies are trannies and gave me a warning for lewding Miko.

>>24764738
Very interesting article
>We signed contracts with several large retail outlets for the sale of our UV-C product line. We understand that the public is eager to know the specific names of these retails, but at this time we are contractually bound from releasing those names. We will soon be able to release this information to the public and look forward to doing so.

>We plan on uplisting to the QB in the beginning of Q1 and have already started the process. We also plan on applying for Penny Stock Exempt status as we will soon meet the criteria. Based on our current growth, we anticipate the Company will be preparing for an uplist to the Nasdaq at some point in the later part of 2021 or early 2022 as we currently meet many of the requirements for that exchange. Optec also expects that revenues will continue to exceed all expectations as several other large PPE deal are going to be completed in 2021.

>>24764183
UUUU, SPY puts, CFNM calls, CRSR puts.

>>24764772
Then why were the puts I bought priced exactly ATM?
Eg. $4 Put for $1.00 when the stock was trading at $3.00

>>24764345
nice to see a fellow genius in this thread

>>24764827
no alex jones is fundamentally more woke than joe rogan and tim pool so you have to go on there and be kind of reduced version of yourself on youtube where censorship is more and tim wont be open to conspiracies as much unless

for alex its just for exposure

PFE

MNKD

LCTX

ADXS

Will AstraZeneca drop like salesforce did? It's a bigger acquisition

You guys think Rolls Royce will make it? It's stock price seems too juicy.

>>24764800
Sorry it autocorrected because it's assumes I'm talking about RKG you need
>>24764830
You deserve a permaban frankly.

>>24764916
no

>>24764751
Thats a twist

>>24764916
buy clf and make money instantly

>>24764916
unironically becoming a penny stock

>>24764313
>normy
me and my wife would both willingly sign up to become genetically engineered cat girls for each other.
Us autists can find love, just need to know where to look. Our 'tisms jive well.

>>24764830
>lewding Miko.
I hope you die
>>24764916
Have fun getting bogged by brexit.

>>24764833
Where ought a robinhoodie go to dump cash at penny stocks such as this without paying commissions or fees

>>24764809
Please kpopfag I can't take anymore blackpills

>>24763347

>>24764958
chuck sneed

Is the Robinhood IPO going to be peak clown?

what about norwegian air shuttle? are they going to win the lawsuit against boeing?

>>24764916
You're gonna be holding for awhile but SPYCEY RYCEY will be back. My honest advice is to wait until about the $1.20 range then get in.

>>24764830
>warning
Man, Scruffy has lightened up. Used to be you'd get banned for any infraction.

>>24763374
I can't do TA on heckin smashy candles. In general the volume looks okay still but odds of significant retrace at some point soonish are high. Post real candles.

i'm invested into a couple mid cap etfs. if i want to get some growth, should i look at other etfs in different sectors, or should i do something other than etfs?

>>24764975
I unironically think the Robin hood IPO will easily reach $300+ per share the first day then plummet to $100+ the next day....

By the end of the quarter it will be $40

>>24764606
Doesn't seem to be a leading metric.

convince me why I shouldn't go all in on TSM

>>24764838
Because it might still go up but it ain't worth the hassle, unless you fancy getting rug pulled up your ass and than bag holding for a week to sell at a loss.

>>24764915

>>24764146
OIL yes. I didn't do steel.

Very excited to purchase my first option on Monday.

>>24764904
what do you think? I'm looking to buy the dip
I feel like it will pump somehow

>>24765005
he’s posting uuuu chart
i’m interested to hear your tea leaves reading as well

Just got raped at a gay club bros....

>>24764916
You’ll make money if you buy under $2. Its a brain dead 2x, like buying GE at $6.

Whether it pops in the next 3 months? Wouldn’t bet on it.

g-gme? oo-...o?

>>24765039

>>24765061
take it as a compliment...quack quack

>>24765027
because there might be a huge taiwan earthquake that fucks you over
I'd stick to 25% max not because i don't have confidence in TSM, but just because there's the geopolitics risk as well

also they've ballooned in valuation this year and outpacing the growth
make sure to sell covered calls every month

What are you guys generally doing with your portfolios at this point? Are you holding a few positions and waiting to see what happens? Actively trading more frequently? Day trading? I'm trying to figure out whether I should just wait out the rest of this pandemic situation before throwing more money in, or if I should just be steadily averaging into solid positions

>>24764789
invest in moon and mars colonies now

>>24764606
>12.7%
Nice to see even the worst year of all time was still a better return than any of Obamas years.

>>24763629
Prednisolone (Generic name) has been off patent for years and years and can be supplied by any pharmaceutical company

>>24765140
sqqq

also in dividend heavy stocks

>>24765140
buy dips, shave off positions at triple digit percentages, hold everything else

What's everyone drinking tonight?

>>24765140
Always be accumulating.

>>24765037
I don't understand why it's priced that way ATM, when everybody in /smg/ that looks at that chart immediately says "It's going down"
Why is there no premium for a put where the chart looks like this?

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS!!!!

>>24763629
extremely bullish

>>24765197
Had a couple shots of Jameson and am gonna plow through a couple of pic related.

>>24765197
Screwdriver

>>24765027
Operating and upgrading foundries costs a lot of money. They're also jewing Americans with the plant in Arizona

>>24765061
Post positions. Also positions.
>>24765047
That's an interesting choice.
>+10,000 employees.
>Q3 seems like it went well.
>NextEra Energy wins 2020 S&P Global Platts Energy Transition Award
This seems like a reasonable buy, anon. I wish you luck.

CRSR bros, how bad will next week be

>>24765256
Get back in the CRSR box with the rest of us, anon.

#STONKTHESTEEL

>>24765197
Just water tonight. I need to pick up something tomorrow. Probably cider with lemon.

>>24765059
>UUwUU
Ah! Okay. This one has been using the 50 hour EMA as a support for the past few weeks. It rebounded very near or directly off it on the last three drawdown moves on November 17, 30th-December 2, and December 9. That line is currently sitting at $2.69.

The chart is in what I'd call a 'hold' position with no sell signal apparent yet. Buy signal occurred a while ago so it may be late stage on the bull rush move. Assessment here is neutral. Overbought yes but, if you're using RSI in the way intended for swing trading, the sell signal for that does not occur until the RSI closes BELOW 70 on 1D candles. I don't like RSI and don't use it. If I were holding this stock I would be taking partial profits now, half or third of position. Let remainder ride until sell signal.

>>24765256
i dunno, is vaccines news bearish or bullish
why are you still holding CRSR in the first place

seems like /smg/ is really bad on understanding when to take profits

>>24765197
Green Tea. I'm waging tonight

>>24765284
X gon' give it to ya
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya
Ding ding, open up the app, it's real
With the non-stop, pump pump of US steel

>>24765256
I'm actually looking at making an entry on it soon if the chart develops in the correct way for me to do so. Corsair is in pretty good shape from FA point of view. Only reason it wouldn't do a bullish continuation in future is in event of market crash when pretty well everything dumps no matter if it makes sense or no.

>>24765317
Democrats love it!

Yo was good

>>24765197
Nothing drinking is for losers

>>24765197
Makers mark. Havent drank in months probably gonna finish the handle, blackout, and try and smoke weed on the roof of my house without awaking my parents. Wish me luck bros

>>24765323
this is exactly why im still holding on, its fA is good and considering logitech is 90 dollars CRSR should at least be 50, it was recovering until the market dipped and it went under the 20 MA now ALGOS are just selling

>>24765197
Fernet w coke

>>24763289
I'm on Sqqq calls at 7 expire 1/8. Imma make a grip.

>>24765344
Square

Why are you even thinking PLTR will be 3 figures in 2-3 years? It will never be anything like Tesla. Tesla is something people can identify with, PLTR? Nah.

>>24765377
damn go SQQQ fuckas....

>>24765126
>sell covered calls every month
will you elaborate on this

>>24765393
>it's not gonna be a bubble that is about to burst every minute

great.. might buy more

>>24765341
Word up, tranny

>Stock went down after I bought it?
>That's okay, I'm a long-term investor
>This was always meant to be a long-term hold
>I'm not like those greedy coomers trying to make a quick buck

>>24765420

Son

This is Mondays theme

https://youtu.be/PpSTwj6Plc8

>>24765393
because PLTR will use it's data to brainwash people into buying it

>>24765421
Are you the ABNB bag holder?

>>24765421
>t. Retard that doesn’t hedge

Lol just sell a covered call or buy a put, or fuck, do both. LeL.

>>24765434
If CLF goes to $20 I'll buy you a drink at your niggerfilled buckhead mall.

>>24765447
APXT.
>>24765466
Options are not available yet.

ALCY BROS RISE UP

How much do analyst predictions affect price? Especially from smaller firms.

Is it bullish? Do people care?

>>24765355
It might find support on the fibinachos 50% retracement line. That is around ~37.70. This is fib retracement calculated from the all time low to all time high. If bearish continuation occurs then I would expect next support to form around 28.30, at the 61.8% retracement line. This also corresponds to the resistance level it had before breakout on November 16th. I don't think it's likely to dip that much unless the indexes start to go bearish though.

>>24765401
for example if you own 100 shares of AAPL
someone will pay you around $109 for the right to buy 100 of your shares at $140/share within a month (specifically the call contracts that expire on 1/22)

>>24765482

I hope you are ready

>>24765513
>Do people care?
Analyst upgrades and downgrades can have a short term effect on the share price if the analyst is a respected one or if multiple analysts including a couple respected ones all issue similar price targets.

>>24765197
Water

>>24765197
Keystone baybay!

>>24765517
>fibinachos 50% retracement line. That is around ~37.70
TYPO. Should be 32.70.

>>24765421
>buying stocks that go down
Why do people do this?

>>24765543
How do you figure out the "respected" part when market isn't open.

>>24765197
i'm considering going to get a drink, i probably should because the market isn't open tomorrow...i'm also bored. However, It's probably not good for my health. Where is bagholder? He isn't drunk yet?

>>24763566
The thing that many people are not pricing in is:

Not many people are going to get the vaccine.

If the vaccine isn't going to work because not enough people get it....it's going to be chaos.

They'll have to either lure people with BIG FAT CHECKS or by FORCE.

It'll likely be conservatives who don't get the vaccine...which will make things political as well. Republicans will be confused on what to do...either back businesses...or back people's rights.

Good times.

>>24763857
Great redpill shit. Good job anon.

>>24763996
TSLA the stock is a dead horse. It's seen his rise and now it'll infinitely crab.

Go buy Lithium stocks like SQM.

>>24765046
Don't buy oil. Oil is still shit. Buy other commodities.

>>24765215
I take offense to this as a vegan..

LMAO!!

>>24765540

Me in February when CLF is $30 and we do 6th earnings beat in row for Q4 and get upgrades everywhere

>>24765421
>That's okay, I'm a long-term investor
>This was always meant to be a long-term hold
lol
everyone learns the beginner mistakes the hard way

>>24765587
Analyst works for well known firm and has a history of solid price targets. There are two tiers of analyst. Yellow biz journo analysts who make stupid targets that rarely get close and the guys who have been around a long time working for boomer firms who don't make wild predictions, often do get somewhere in the vicinity. If a number of boomer analysts make bullish or bearish price targets, it can have some effect on the share price up or down. But then sometimes all bets are off and the stock runs on pure meme energy with no regard whatsoever for analyst opinion.

>>24765600
Republican party is going to be 100% behind the vaccine, McConnell is from Kentucky which is where most healthcare stuff is based out of, it's why he wanted the national healthcare plan too. The news is already not talking about anything that is actually happening so any uppity conservatives will be handled under the table. You will probably see some weird fraud stuff going on with fake covid vaccines though.

>>24765600
>That old screenshot
Wow, nostalgia.

>>24765434
$25 calls expiring June next year, based or cucked?

>>24765653
A lot of people won't be taking this vaccine, citing right's violations if forced to.

It's going to be fun times soon.

>>24765600
still relevant

>>24765648
Ah, thanks

>>24765434
I decided to hold onto my CLF $15c 12/31. It's sitting in the red. I just need to have faith, right?

>>24765589
He was black out drunk yesterday. It was great.

>>24765434
Can you put your brother on the computer? Id like to congratulate him on his great DD with CLF.

>>24765716
forget the length, look at that diameter. that's nearly two inch diameter. Who's soda can did they set the standard from?

>>24765617
The mistake is changing your intent for the trade after entering. If you enter with intent to swing, use your swing rules. If long hodl, then stick to long hodl rules. The worst scenario is entering as a swing, line goes wrong way, you rationalize your refusal to sell by saying it's a long hodl now.

>>24765716
They won't, but have you seen how limited they have made shopping and eating options? All they have to do is make some kind of vaccine ID or number you have to carry before you are granted entry to Target or Starbucks, and then use the police to shut down any business not enforcing this policy.

nb4 schizo

It's what they did in China although they didn't talk about it in the USA, and that was without hte vaccine. They received a card and humber they had to carry everywhere to go from zone to zone.

>>24765734
yeah maybe people were too hard on him, he will probably be back monday

>>24765679

Based

>>24765725

Its gonna go back up

>>24765748

Who

>>24765755
No one was even hard on him. Well maybe you guys were dicks after I went to bed idk

>>24765762
Your brother you overweight tranny. He's my new hero.

>>24765664
2013, 7 years ago...pretty accurate.

>>24765755
Supreme Courts would shut that down before that would be made reality. That might violate every single amendment in the Bill of rights.

>>24765751
...I have a 3-4 diameter....And I'm just above average. Girth > Length.

>>24765734
Is baggie black? I know he’s got a gookfu but I could never figure out what he was

>>24765801
>That might violate every single amendment in the Bill of rights.

You mean like forcing people to wear a mask to enter a business? We are already doing it. What is different about forcing people the carry a card around their neck when entering a business?

Biden is going to issue a mask mandate for his first 100 days in office for everything federal. If he can do that he can easily make people show proof of the vaccine. They haven't cared about our rights for a while.

>>24765804
No, this is baggie. He unfortunately has outed himself as a normie which really breaks my heart because a few years ago baggie used to be based

>>24765565
will keep this in mind, thanks anon

>>24765716

The vaccine is in such infancy we don't even know what side effects taking that shit is gonna have.

>>24765789

I have a brother?

>>24765826
that's an obscene photo, and he looks like a legit russian mafioso

>>24765829
Why do you always have to be a cunt? You've been outed as having a brother. He posted it on stocktwits. It's just getting embarrassing that you're trying to pretend he doesn't exist.

>>24765826
I thought baggie was fat?

>>24765762
I will follow you into glory or red lines.
>>24765801
>...I have a 3-4 diameter....And I'm just above average. Girth > Length.
Anon, you may be thinking metric. I was going with inches. I'm not sure you're aware how big 3.5 inches is. Clench your fist, that width is likely close to three and a half inches. I just checked my hand with a caliper, for reference.

>>24765829
>I have a brother?
Sit down with your mother, you need to have a talk

>>24765849

I have no idea what you are talking about but I hope you are taking your meds anon

>>24765865

$26 for CLF is still only PE ratio of 10 according to B Riley upgrades

>>24765801
>>24765865
3.5 inches is pretty smoll for girth and dick in general. Not that girth actually matters, I have just over 5.7 inches of it and it's not that massive

$GME would be 2030$ a share if adjusted for the valuation of these IPS

>>24765854
He is now. This was back when he was on drugs.
>>24765896
Whatever CLFfag, you can deny all you want.

>>24764968
Charles Schwab it is.

>>24761944

sorry i dipped out of that last thread with irl stuff i had to do, but if you're still lurking:

to make 100k+ you have to move up to being an engineering. but you can still do that pretty easily in electrical, learn to program and you can work your way up, but it's going to require a bachelors degree. which is fine because it's way cheaper to do 2 years in a CC and then transfer to a 4 year institution than do 4 years in a 4 year institution, plus you get better scholarships if you do well since you prove yourself beforehand (unlike people just coming out of high school).

me though, i prefer saying a tech, it's a lot more comfy. being an engineer is very stressful and many take work home with them, that's just how it is but if you're down for that you can certainly make big bucks, it's just a lot of hard work. i figure the only way im getting actually rich is through stonks or the highly unlikely chance my music career takes off somehow. so, probably stonks.

Whats considered a big dick?
I dont think any true gays or women browse here.. so how are we supposed to know? I guess anything above 7in youre smooth sailing. Girth is the real player when it comes to pleasure for the woman though.

>>24765914
None of that matters if you know how to eat pussy frankly.

What brokerage are you tards buying OPTI on? I want in on this.

>>24763236
Anyone else in Blackberry? Is it a bad idea or an AMAZING idea?

>>24765950
As someone who owned four+ blackberries around 2007-2011 I think investing in them is a fucking awful idea.

>>24765935
Big dicks are at least 7 figures long

>>24765957
The second the HTC hero came out BB was kill.

>>24765935
Any dick is a big dick, provided your wallet is big enough.

Can you guys teach me where to copy paste the templates for setting up a yield farming token and NFT staking, buying and selling on the same website?

>>24765935
>pleasure for the woman
>pleasure when she's passed out

>>24765801
>>24765914
pic related is 3.37 inches in diameter.
you're telling me the base of your dick is significantly larger in diameter? 5.7in is hentai-tier nonsense.
>>24765935
Length rarely matters because most men will not put in the effort of pleasing a woman because clitoral stimulation is very often more important. Girth can help but I've never seen a dick more than 2 inches in diameter. It's why i'm incredulous.
>>24765940
This anon knows the real answer.

>>24765957
But they're not doing phones anymore so maybe they'll be better

>>24765980
Sirs this is stock market general, please do needful and leave

>>24765819
Good point about masks.

ID card implementation in the real world to force vaccination usage is on a whole another level.

Can't see it happening without a Supreme Court decision.

Who knows...this is a clown world afterall...

>>24765865
Lol, you're right. I'm a fucking retard. Got Diameter and circumference confused.. 1 to 2 inches in diameter is above average.

>>24765914
3-4 Circumference, 7 length. I've fucked quite a bit of hookers, asked plenty of them about my size comparison.

My latest one said out of 30-40 she's fucked, I'm in the top 10. I'll take it, lol..

>>24765935
In the end, 5+ inches, cardio training and experience is what matter when it comes to sex. Since most pleasure points are within 4 inches, most are fine.

If all else fails, just lick the clit and do the reaper finger inside her and she'll orgasm.

sold THCB at 12.30
sold MMEDF at 2.60
sold MRO at 6.30
How do I strengthen my hands?

>>24765950
bb has a good ceo that took another company to success, supposedly it has good security too which i think is underrated bc once evs hit the road they are going to get hacked like motherfuckers, then it has good finances too

only issue to me is that it already went up, and did it suddenly, so it could either go way up based on another announcement since people are watching it, or trickle down becuase it's kind of a boring company that doesn't entice people to buy it's stock

It must stink if you cant make a female cum with your cock.

>>24765140
Selling weekly covered calls on palantir. Made 500 selling 30/31 calls last week. Trying to put in 1-2k into brokerage a week.

>>24765986
That's not how girth is measure anon... Run ruler around the can since the shape isn't a perfect circle

>>24765996
>Lol, you're right. I'm a fucking retard. Got Diameter and circumference confused.. 1 to 2 inches in diameter is above average.
It's perfectly fine, anon. Many people confuse them. All is fine.
>>24765935
I will amend my answer.
Length only matters when receiving oral. 3-5 inch is most ideal because there's less choking.
>>24766030
Clitoris is the real money maker. Insertion is more for the guy.

>>24766030
Not really, my girlfriend had a hard time orgasming through vaginal intercourse but I could make her cum 3-4 time just through oral. She basically raped me most days. I couldn't keep up with her

>>24766035
30 has been a good sweet spot. It helps that I don't mind selling at 30 because I expect people to start taking profits, at which point I'd buy my shares back on the dip

>>24766045
>>24765986
And I guess I'm only 1.8 inches with that method, feelsbadman

No minty teenagers tonight bros :(

>>24763335
Cope. We got free money from Justine Trudeau

Lot of copeuim here fellas. Not saying you guys are wrong, but here, I know you like charts and numbers. Im sure youve all seen this before.

i cant even get a girlfriend in 26 years i cant imagine being able to make one cum

that seems unrealistic

>>24766074
You need to go back to the mental hospital, and I seriously want to write your parents a letter about what a disservice they’ve done to the world

>>24766074
>that seems unrealistic
find one that is a good liar

>>24766045
I was always talking about diameter, anon. Only a really weird shape justifies using circumference.
>>24766054
That's hefty, there's no need to feel bad at all.
>>24766074
learn by listening to what they're into and be receptive. Honestly, just listening and treating them like a person is the first step to making friends in the first place. You got this, anon. I found the love of my life at 26 and we're edging up to our 2 year wedding anniversary and our 3 year anniversary of knowing each other.

>>24766074
Just pavlov yourself into being gay

>>24766052
Yep. I have 1200 shares, but I only sold 4 contacts. You selling all of yours? I started at 9.30 but averaged up to 20 so I don't mind selling at 30.

>>24766108
>learn by listening to what they're into and be receptive. Honestly, just listening and treating them

which women do you think is in my life that im capable of listening to and treating them a certain type of way

no us neets we dont know women we dont have friends and we dont have anybody to listen to or treat anyway

youre taking it for granted

>>24765993
Ok.... how do I create my own penny stock and rugpull eveeyone?

>>24766144
be a drug dealer

Someone bake a miko edition please. I can't do it at the moment. Here's a pic

>>24766127
I got ~400 shares starting at an average of 14 and I'm writing calls on all of them. I regret not getting in earlier but all in all this has been good.

>>24766074
Tinny just cash out of GME and buy a hooker. Maybe it could turn you into a man.

>>24766181
Use this picture instead!

>>24766198
ive payed for sex plenty of times wtf

im gonna buy more happy endings once gme rebounds right now it would be stupid to pull any out

>>24766181
we're only on page 3, calm down
why are people in such a rush to make a new thread all the time just so it'll be easier for newfags to see the thread at the top

we can wait until page 9 since obviously everyone's too lazy anyways

>>24766144
https://corpgov.law.harvard.edu/2018/07/06/special-purpose-acquisition-companies-an-introduction/

>>24766139
I pity your lack of confidence, anon. They're just women, just talk to people and not be weird. I'm a 4/10 and I have a wife and friends that slightly lust after me. Personality is unironically what does 80% of the legwork.
It will get easier the more you do it, anon.

>>24766194
Nice. I'lll sell the rest for dec 18. Seems like an easy 1k/wk selling calls.

>>24766218
Yeah if someone actually bakes before it gets archived.

>>24766244

i dont have the desire to be a normy thats my whole schtick its like thats not who i am to be the outgoing guy who everyone likes ive never been that way

like if i see a group of friends im cringing at the vapid topics they talk about and i dont desire to put myself into those people

i view other people as bullies and not really beneficial to be around

friends just shit on you

Why the fuck is Apple not buying Disney yet?? Literally the absolute perfect time to buy Disney. Apple has enough cash reserves to buy Disney at full price.

>>24766267
>i dont have the desire to be a normy thats my whole schtick its like thats not who i am to be the outgoing guy who everyone likes ive never been that way

That's not what real neets say lol

>>24766267
Dammit anon, you're worth more than you think.
But still, I don't think there's anything I think I can offer to you other than condolences. I hope you find a better set of friends that change your mind, you deserve that. Everyone does.

>>24766298
>what real neets say

ive been a neet since 13 im 26 now

ive literally done nothing but sit on the computer that entire time and lost my friends at 13

so if thats not a real neet then idk what the fuck ur smoking

>>24766267
How tall are you, and what is your race?

>>24766297
Apple would be asking to get raped by government regulators if they tried to do that

>>24766297
isn't fagman already getting in trouble with anti trust because of stuff like that

>>24766321
This is Tinny.

>>24766267
poor guy. never had a true fren.
Friends come and go anon. doesnt mean you guys never shared anything special.

Is CDPR a good buy? The game got slammed but it should've sold well. Moreover, it's not like console players can request refunds and I doubt those on PC will since it takes over two hours before jank becomes clear

>>24766330
once he sells GME, im sure he will have money to get /fit/ and get a haircut

>>24766330
tinny always makes me kek

>trying to help a self-loathing misanthrope
Wish I could buy puts on this effort

>>24766311
like i said i dont have the motivation to find a male irl friend i dont see it adding anything and i dont look for it

now i suffer because u cant get a women unless youre in a friend group and i still have that inner craving for women


>>24766340

i already lost the weight and i can get a haircut any time

go fucking kill yourself with your one little straw grasping thing

if i was fit and a haircut you would call me a beta or something

I wonder what CLF tranny is doing right now

>Stop Reddit spacing
>Stop posting pictures of Koreans
>Instantly get a 10/10 gf
Ouch!

>>24766330
This is really kpop fag? If it is just go to Thailand and JBW faggot, jfl he is complaining about not getting a girl when hes white and Asia exists.

>>24766323
>>24766326

Both companies are in completely different industries. Why would regulators even give a fuck??

>>24766359
Kpopfag is mad

remember to all in GME and SPACs

>>24766359
>"i already lost the weight"
>On 4chan 24/7 posting korean girls

>>24766375
i am going to thailand i just dont know if theyre allowing tourists yet

and GME tanked recently so im poor right now and need it to rebound

>>24766387
no ive dealt with straw graspers for years

if you do eveyrthing they say theyll say oh youre just short oh youre just ugly oh youre just not confident

they cant accept that people are being deprived of women in this country

>>24766333
The trips answer for you anon.

>>24766359
it's worthwhile to have friends trust me anon

>>24766384
apple has apple tv
disney has the mandalorian tv channel

>>24766359
Do you. Fuck friends.

>>24766311
>>24766244
My dubs are those of truth, anon. >>24766359
That said, you don't necessarily need friends to meet girls. Just go to places where they're more likely to go to. Yes it's scary to put yourself out there and it takes emotional energy. But I swear it's not too bad once you start.
Alrighty I bothered you enough, I hope you have a good, comfy weekend, fren.

>>24766419
>>24766435
i dont care if i had a friend but friends make me more uncomfortable so it hasnt made sense for me to have any in idk 15 years

its just how i turned out

they dont want to hang out with me if anything its not that im refusing friends

>>24766441
i went out the other night walking around for hours and ended up getting my phone stolen by a black hooker cuz i ended up just offering them money

every time ive tried this it turned out horrible

>>24766409
Lol its probably not the height, weight or being fit enough.
>Its probably the schizo personality and autism lol

>>24764146
Who wouldn't want to own FANG?

>>24766469
theres no women who are capable of even detecting theres something wrong with me because in over a decade ive rarely come into a situation where a women would have to see what my personality was like

this idea that im just having women inspecting my personality is far left field if you would think that happens

i appear completely normal outside

>>24766497
wow yahoo finance says FANG is undervalued

usually they say everything is overvalued

>Thanks for taking me to dinner and inviting me back to your place Anon!
>Wh-why are there thousands of pictures of Korean women on your computer?

>>24766497
Why have FANG when you can have SNOOT

chads in this country fundamentally dont understand suppy and demand

if you have far more men looking for women than women looking for men

then youll find out its impossible to get a women

>>24766542
This is my phone wallpaper and my wife knows it kek

>>24766528
amazon is unironically undervalued
its been going up organically with its revenues unlike other stuff like AAPL or NVDA

Waging till 6am tomorrow and we're having electrical issues. Gonna be a long nights frens

Watching close for this bullhorn pattern to play out while markets are this frothy

>>24766598
oof that sucks. I hope you get a bit of downtime.

>>24766359
Lmao seriously why did you leave the mental hospital if you know you’re unwell?

I guess I'll make the thread

Did any of you idiots take my advice and buy BFT warrants or shares?
Why the hell has it not been mentioned once?

>>24766588
If the vaccine rolls out, and society gets used to the new normal, Amazon will not see the same sales numbers as they did this year, as people will go into retail stores more than they did
It's why they haven't gone up the past two months

>>24766588
i mean the energy stock FANG

>>24766632
mental hospitals arent voluntary theyre prisons where they stick you with shots and force you to take medicine and threaten you and take your phone away and put you on lockdown to go to sleep at 10 with no tv

if there was actual first world conditions where theyre actually trying to help people and not torture you and locking you up behind a steel door that you cant leave by free will then sure i would go

why would someone sign up for prison

>>24765540
So both X and CLF will hit ATH in the next few years?

>>24766667
>to go to sleep at 10 with no tv
>torture

ok

>>24766544
SNOOT is approved

>>24766640
The bearish thing about Amazon is the minefield of low-quality Chinese garbage. I hate driving to the store so I want it to work but it's honestly a coin flip whether I'll end up regretting my purchase.

>>24766678
ya if youre going to go to the boring hospital you should be able to atleast play on your phone into the wee hours of the night if they actually cared about you

instead they take your phone away so you cant film the human injustices that go on in those places

and treat you like a animal

>>24766706
Lol maybe you should have stayed there a lil longer.

hey guys, i never really got into stocks but i made about 25k off crypto. ive gotten really bored of waiting for my linkies to moon so i opened a robinhood account and am gonna throw 1000 in there and hopefully try to do some nice trades. does anyone have any tips for me to not get insta-rekt?

New hotness:

>>24766707
>>24766707
>>24766707

>>24766640
sure but there's no reason they'll plummet either since part of the shift to ecommerce will be permanent and amazon has AWS too

i'd say it'd still be easier for Amazon to hold its value post-covid unlike something like AAPL which has doubled in valuation purely from hype and hasn't actually showed explosive growth for a while

>>24766730
That's fair - I just don't think they're in for more growth / I wouldn't say they're undervalued

>>24766706
I went to a mental hospital and having a schedule and mandatory bedtime was very helpful in my recovery, they take your phone away because electronics can be an unhealthy source of dopamine, and can cause depression

>>24763945
They're treating IPOs like movie releases.

>>24766528
It has had that rating since at least 40 when I saw it. Check out the finviz on FANG, it certainly has more support for a higher price, imo it will get to ~55 this week at least.
Also, from Dec. 11 "Morgan Stanley analysts Devin McDermott and Benny Wong issued rating and price target updates throughout their oil coverage, including the following upgrades:

Diamondback Energy Inc (NYSE: FANG), upgraded from Equal Weight to Overweight, price target raised from $51 to $65."

>>24766637
>Did any of you idiots take my advice
No what the hell is that brain dead post even saying?
I already mentioned BFT as one of my top 3 spacs. Dummy

>>24765605
You’re starting to convince me

SNDL yes or no?

So what does happen when you hold deep ITM calls to expiry?