/biz/ - Business & Finance

never had one (30yo)
also, checked

>>24723000
Got an interview for a job that seemed comfy but was technical af (didnt mentioned it in the vacancy). Im not technical, I have a chromebook ffs and bought Chainlink without reading the WP at $0.3. The interviewer who looked like the incel meme constantly was do you know X, I'm like no, like I said I'm not a dev then he continued how important X was.

Kind of blocked it out. So i had 8 interviews for the phd candidate spot. And one after the next it was easy. Then the final guy.
Door is open
>walk up probably too close stick head in kind of autistically overhear talking about sports
>dudes still talking with the other candidate
>lock eyes with interviewer. To not be rude do a 180 michael jackson twirl and find myself out without a word
>cant breath, i dont know any sports stuff
>other guy walks out 5 mins late, i walk up and knock and introduce myself
>didnt know anything about the guy forgot to study his work, couldn't understand his accent when he talked about it
>he answered every question with 1 word basically or minimal explanation and interview lasted 5 mins
>we didn't talk sports so that was nice
It was the only phd program i interviewed for oh well better off i didn't get it psychology is stupid

I speak English terribly since I learned German in school. First time I spoke English for more than one minute was that IT interview. I was so silent (i'm intp ofc) and felt so bad while this sexy hr bitch been perverting me to talk monolog in English (and no technical questions) and looking straight in the eyes for whole hour to make sure I "know" the language. I got invited to the second interview though, but rejected after they explained my role (was quite different from what was in ad).

>>24723000
copywriting gig
two raosties
was sweating uncontrollably from the face
got decluined

I went for a job at a warehouse because I fell for the "any check is a good check" meme. Seemed an easy job and the place was filled with deadshits. I went up to the manager and after a minute he told me I probably was too weak. I was kinda pissed because there was chicks working there so I said I'd show him. We went to the warehouse and he told me to lift a box. It was an awkward shape and actually kind of heavy so I squatted down to lift with my knees and as I did farted really heavily until some poop plopped out. It was instantly obvious and some dead shit in the wearhouse yelled out something, another guy made a fatty noise. I was too embarrassed to look up so I just ran out of there but on my way tripped over an empty pallet. I rolled around on the ground in absolute pain and humiliation, and that was when my spaghetti fell out of my pocket. I heard one girl say out loud "what the fuck" while I am pretty sure the tranny janitor said "he cute". I collected my spaghetti in my t-shirt and limped out. A week later they called and told me I didn't get the job.

>>24724048
Do you think he was short with you because you had an awkward encounter?

>>24723000
Government graduate program.
Rehearsed everything and made everything sound authentic, I know what they want and how to deliver it to them even though its dishonest and makes me feel repulsed to act that way. Whilst I was shit talking I thought, if I get this I'm going to have to act like this while I work here.
Just felt so disgusted you know, I'm not a wagie nor do I want to play the office /linkedin game. Not showing my true character was shameful.

I got the position and declined.
I then went on to trade crypto full time (solo). Much happier and richer now, I'm always honest with everyone even if it's somewhat detrimental, regardless it feels natural, plus all the benefits of knowing that you don't have a boss and your position can't be taken away from you just because you said nigger online

>>24723000
First interview for a real job right out of college. I'm autistic as fuck with an asshole resting face so I'm already fucked right from the start. Made it even worse by completely freezing up when trying to answer the interviewer's questions. The interviewer literally facepalmed. I still cringe when I think about it every now and then.

>>24724218
No the entire time was awkward we didnt click at all. I was on the backfoot which i never am during interviews. Ive had say 10-15 interviews and always got the offer except 2, and the other was a job i didnt want and i think that came across i basically told them in the interview

Went for a job in a digital production company in 2010. They asked me about if I used the internet. What kind of question is that?! I can’t tell them I shitpost on 4chan and find weird pussy to fuck online. Yes I use the internet. I should have asked them if they had heard about bitcoin I guess

>>24723000
Was invited to an interview for a sales engineer position after finishing my studies at german automotive supplier. Hit my shoe on the sidewalk right before the interview. Shoe is broken and the sole was lose on the front creating the classic depiction of a homeless person's footwork. First part of the interview was more or less ok, had to make a presentation afterwards in front of 5 people. Fucked it up completely. Was occupied with hiding the lose sole by standing on one foot leaning forward making a very irritating appeareance for these guys. Got declined a week after.
>today i think they didn't even notice the shoe, should have simply made a fun story about it, But was glad anyways later as that sales job would have been the exact opposite of what suits my personality. Jesus cracked my shoe.

>walk in
>looking for interviewees
>bunch of wommins at the desk
>"huh, all women?"
>said it out loud
>fug
>knew it was over just then

>drop off app in front desk at my schools computer lab
>secretary directs me to drop it off at an office
>manager is in office asks me to take a seat
wtf wasn't rd
>goes over my app, reads grades and asks to check said grades
yeah ok
>asks me to show website i listed as xp
>visits my website
>grabs a post it and tells me to hand it over to a super visor outside
HIRE THIS PERSON
mother fucker i didn't want to work, but i did kek

>>24723000
>cold outside
>walk in big fancy office to warm u
>big tittied hot bitch asks me if I’m here for the interview
>y-y-yes
>come this way
>follow her into fancy mirror glass elevator. She literally staring at me says I look young
>kek not where it counts
>oh really? She bites her lips. Elevator stops we go out
>she takes me to a big ass office overlooking the city with river running across she bends over to dig in a drawer
>bump up against her. Can I help you?
>she immediately starts to kiss me
>I bend her over and fuck her on the table every which way
>afterwards she says I’m not hired and to gtfo
>b-b-but
>gtfo she says before she calls security
>tuck my shirt in and go

Wtf guys? I feel so used

>>24724411

>>24723000
Checked. Basic wagie delivery job. Actual interview was a breeze, what I didn't know was most deliveries involved stopping off at the shittiest crime ridden parts of town. On first day had a senior driver come with me to show me the ropes, after seeing what I'd be spending 45 hours a week doing I asked him to stop at a mini mall to go to the bathroom then ran away. They didn't call back

>>24724861
wise decision

>>24724726
Seems legit lmao.

>>24723000
I passed to the second phase and ghosted them even though they kept calling and sending e-mails. Pretty great company and salary but would have to move to Belgium. The taxes are insane.

>>24723000
Walked in and immediately one of the 3 guys conducting the interview leaned back in his chair, folded his arms, frowned, and gave me evil eyes. This guy made the interview a nightmare by being condescending and scoffed at my responses.
No idea why he had it in for me, the other two were fine. Must have fucked his daughter lmao

Another time I went for an interview that an agency had set up for me, they had talked me up big time for things I cannot do and have never done. The disappointment was obvious on the faces of the man and woman that were interviewing me. Lasted about 15 minutes and was awkward as hell so seemed like an hour.

One of my very first interviews was an admin role and I was interviewed by the woman who I would be replacing. She didn't really give a shit, the "interview" was conducted standing up while she did paperwork on her desk, she talked at 100mph and didn't care about me just keep emphasising it's a lot of organising and high pressure. I actually got the job (Accepted as I needed money) but left after 2 weeks because it was a pure toxic environment.

Not for a job, for an apprenticeship when I was younger, not just any old apprenticeship though it's fairly prestigious and people who went through it were often hired by the big tech companies. I got invited to lunch by the recruiter, she was a solid 9/10 in a fairly low cut top, late 20s. I was only a teen so mumbled and sperged my way through an awkward lunch with a raging semi and couldn't keep my eyes off her cleavage. I didn't get the apprenticeship.

Happened to me like a month ago
>online interview on zoom
>big European consulting company, meme data science internship
>"hello anon, my name is faggot, i'm gonna first speak about our company then you, ok?"
>soundsgreat.wav
>faggot explains history of the company since genesis
>faggot tells me about every single mission he's worked on last few years
>30mn went by
>I didn't even reply once. Faggot is talking to himself
>I interrupt him
>"you talk too much. I don't want to work with you. Good bye."
>quit Zoom chat
>never apply in a similar company ever again

>>24723000
>apply to be police officer.
>no qualifications, no skills.
>45 minute psych interview.
>bitch spends 2.5hrs trying to find something on me. Gave her nothing answers.
>stops halfway through , stares at me for 20 seconds.
>awkawrd silence ensues for 20 seconds.
>don't flinch.
>end of interview she says something to the ring of "anon, the problem is we can't predict how you respond to high stress situations because you haven't provided us any circumstances where you have experienced trauma."

Now just riding the wave of acceptable mediocrity.

>travel 2 hours to the officd
>they see me resume and tell me anon you don't have enough experience

Then why the fuck don't you send an email

>>24724048
he had already made up his mind and you were just annoying to him

>>24724130
embarrassingly fake, your post is actually more awkward than the fantasy interview you describe

> it interview
> everything fine when talking to male staff/male interviewer (first interview)
> they warn me about the female boss at the other facility
> get called for second interview
> kept waiting for 30min at second interview
> people piling up
> get in room, 8 people waiting, 6 female - 2 male from first interview
> female boss of other facility grills me like it's a prosecution effort
> asks me with a stern face why i was jobless for 4 weeks (was looking for a job) in 2009 and basically slams me on the floor in front of all the other people
> 2 male "colleagues" try to help, get slammed as well
> other females take notes and look disgusted
> interview over after 30min
> i am furious about how i got treated and never want to go back
> don't get call back or anything
> get mail from insurance company that i will be on work insurance starting next week
> i call the guys from the first interview, they tell me "of course you got the job! you'll start next week"
> i tell them, no thanks - goodbye.

>>24724219
based

>>24724048
I interviewed a postdoc for a research position at my company a few months back and he acted pretty much exactly as you described.
All my colleagues were like "haha that guy would fail the turing test", "haha what a fucking weirdo", "that man rolled 0 for charisma", etc. I felt awful for the guy. I could see he was nervous, I threw him as many bones as I could during the interview but the assburgers was too strong.

I hate that normies don't understand that social skills aren't the be all and end all of a human's worth. His resume was impressive, and he had all the technical expertise we needed. Maybe he wouldn't be so much fun, but he'd work diligently. I could see that much, at least.

tl;dr - I feel for you, anon. Feel secure in the fact that, if they couldn't see you for your aptitude and skills, you probably wouldn't have wanted to work there anyway.

>>24726426
>embarrassingly fake
newfag can't spot the pasta.

>>24726444
>Embarrassed into NEETdom by a dyke lesbian with a bone to pick

Don't tell me you see yourself as the victor, here....

>>24726444
i hope that is pasta because that is pathetic

>>24726444
lol lost to a dyke

HR lizard proceeds to list the commitments needed and time expected for an employee to be onboard and relocation need and little time off and overtime and possible stress induction.
I ask
>i can still quit anytime right?

>>24723000
my roommate stuck his neck out for me and lined me up with the head of creative development at a partner studio
it was a fucking layup
the morning of the interview, my toilet exploded
the company went on to make joker last year

>>24723000
applied to a financial analyst role with siemens. it was a pre-recorded video interview, where the computer asks you questions and you have to record a response and submit. for each you get 2 attempts, one practice and then one recording + submission. it was maybe 5 questions in total.

i ended up sounding really autistic because it's hard to gauge your audience when you're talking to a fucking webcam with no human feedback. no call back or response from them, fucking niggers.

>>24723000
It’s a bit vague but

>Got an interview at Circuit City my freshman year of college
>Interview was a group interview
>The interviewer comes to me and asks me (verbally) about my availability
>It slightly doesn’t match up with what I actually wrote down, I had included these couple hour gap between two of my classes on my written application, but didn’t mention it when she asked me
>Essentially calls me a liar in front of the rest of the interviewees and tells me that they weren’t interested in hiring me

I felt so humiliated. Fuck you, Circuit City. Good riddance.

>>24727517
SECURITIES INTERLINKED
>this shit should be illegal and no one will do anything about it

>>24726344
had this happen on second round phone interviews, the first round being with some retard recruiter and the second round with some retard in HR. everyone in a non-technical role in an office is literally retarded.

> recruiting agency sets me up with interview for a two week temp position paying 14 an hour; billing coordinator position
> Location is in one of the wealthiest part of town in one of the most expensive cities to live in the US (Boston)
> Fresh out of college with a meme degree so why not. Went to good school with good GPA though; that's probably why they considered me.
> Turns into 3 round interview; nice people, but basically boils down to me just explaining that I know how to use office 365 and I've worked on plenty of group projects in college (I'm a team player. I encourage everyone to emphasize this in interviews.)
> Take writing assessment after 3rd round. The entire process took over an hour.
> Get job
> Actually really competent at job; it's really cushy and boomer-like. Always finished daily work in 2 hours. Supervisors were impressed, kept me for over 3 months.
> Ask supervisor if they're going to hire me; Get told they're thinking about it.
>Hire minority next week; full-time; still in college; no degree
> Full time the job is 30$ an hour with GREAT benefits.
> Talked to supervisor next day. Quit.

haha, not even larping.

>>24727619
>billing coordinator
>$60k a year
i don't understand how companies like this exist

>>24727684
The billing was complicated - it involved law, consultants, and pharmaceuticals. All had their own process.
One fuck-up could amount to an extra +/- 100k sent to recipient. But if you're not a boomer it'll probably take you like a couple weeks to really figure it out and do it well.

Was interesting to find out that some people charge over 1k for an hour of their time, though.

>>24727684
Thats literally what I make as a mechanical engineer. Fuck me.

I got an interview that lasted 4 days. They would call me in, ask me the most generic meme questions for a few minutes, then tell me to come back the next day. Lather rinse repeat.
After 3 days of getting interviewes by HR drones I finally get to talk to someone I'd be working with. The guy steps into the room, looks at me and is instantly, visibly disappointed.
He asks me to follow him to the interview room, I introduce myself and extend my hand for a handshake. He shook it like he'd shake Hitler's hand. He asked me 3 questions while avoiding any and all eye contact and responded to my answers with "Mm...hmm...". He got up and said " We'll be letting you know". The HR drone told me they'd contact me with their decision.
I never heard back from them.

>interview for dream job
>fuck up interview
>brainlet with experience in "training people"(I had it too but forgot to tell) than me but NO EDUCATION OR DEGREE gets the job

feels bad

Grant Thornton final round interview, was an assessment day type thing for a corporate tax position.
>Apprentice there who is 16 so get them involved during presentation aspect
>Do well but two mega nonces try to big dick to the interviewers by spouting shite about their new economic indicators which are wank
>Go into final interview and they ask questions like "use a verb to describe yourself" "what do you think about the global economy"
>Ask them questions like why did they choose Grant Thornton and what qualification would I be going for which neither of them answered quickly and didn't tell me what qualification (CIMA or CTA/ATA/ATTA route).
>Like 5 fit girls in the team i'd be working with all waiting in room so they can eat the food provided for us and have to wait in there between assessments sweating my tits off
>I'm quite good looking and in a suit so look better and only other guy on team is a balding man who interviews me for next step
>Clearly didn't read my CV and asked dumb questions
>Clearly doesn't like me, didn't shake my hand or ask me to sit
>Asks nonsense questions and doesn't let me use any of my skills, instead it's mundane questions
>Have to go back into the room with the fit girls knowing that guy torpedo'd me
>Girls say how fun it will be with me working there as i'm young like them as bald guy gets next candidate
Obviously didn't get the job, wasn't even given feedback so I messaged to HR woman directly on LinkedIn and asked for it. Bald guy fucked me over.

>>24723000
>Assuming the women were in HR

Sleept in through shift busing tables and manager told me to suck it and stay home. Thought I might have been fired so I went applying for a new job
>Walk into a chili's and get interview on the spot
>What's your experience?
>Fine dining
>"Really, wow, why are you here?"
>"I slept through my shift on Friday and yeah"

Rip

im a freelancefag in a niche industry and literally havent had a work interview since probably 2012. the last time that got close to a work interview wents omething like this
>go to industry event
>get drunk at the bar talk mad shit with a guy I know
>some guy butts into our convo
>turns out hes some bigwig at a 9 figure company
>we end up talking shit all evening about football and stuff (I dont even watch football but when Im drunk Im prince charming apparently)
>he invites me over to see their office
>offers me a job on the spot
>Im like "nah b Im good" as Im working for other clients
>fast forward two years later I get sick of my clients and fire them
>call up the bossman
>he offers me a job on the spot again, bumps up my pay because why not
>on year in anotehr boss takes over, gives me a raise because why not
I dunno I cant help but think IM a lazy fuckup and one day they will find out what a piece of shit I am, but the higher ups all love me for some reason

>>24726444
Why didn't you specify that you didn't like the way the company handled the hiring process and name her specifically?

Circuit city made me take a drug test. Turns out I just have severe anxiety disorder and Bi-polar.

>>24727842
Were you wearing a suit?

>>24726238
You should have told her of your BTC market crash experience!

>>24726426
fake??? what tipped it off you dumb nigger, was it the part about the spaghetti in his pocket?

>>24723000
Had an interview at rolls royce for their commercial finance graduate scheme

>so anon, what do you know about our product offering?
I proceed to autistically sperg out about their different jet engine and turbine models and the relevant airframes they're used with for 20 mins while they look at each other with an expression of both shock and confusion on their faces

Not surprisingly I didn't get the job, although they did tell me I got the highest score on their maths and IQ tests that they'd ever had. Glad I didn't get it though otherwise I'd have probably never gotten into crypto or options trading and escaped wage slavery

>>24728247
Yikes. Hope your next job has some fit girls anon

>>24728817
Ironically I work in the office next door to them now doing pretty much the same job in the same city, I haven't seen the bald guy but I will smack his head if I do

>>24728020
Did you try to find out why your subconscious sabotaged this interview?
Are you afraid of success or of failure?
Or did you feel that this was not what you wanted?
Do you procrastinate on your tasks and do them in the last minute?

>>24726426
imagine being this new

>>24728805
I would have hired you on the spot
>>24729273
"I like ya cut G"

I once got my rejection email while I was driving home from the interview, not even an hour later lmao. That was demoralizing, but ultimately I found something better so it's no harm no foul. I genuinely believe it's important to have at least a few failed interviews so that you know what to expect and how to politically maneuver the conversations.

>>24729358
The last one probably, but I did get another opportunity abroad in the same field which was amazing. Had a great time and made some good connections so maybe it was meant to be. My time will come

Based thread. I have a few I could share but I'mon mobile so fuck that

I'll post another as I had a fucking stinker after Uni trying to get jobs as I had shit technique
>Played sport throughout uni and was offered to stay on another year to do one moduel paid for by the uni
>Think fuck it why not, loved uni and loved sport
>Interviewer asks me about my four year course, I'd already looked him up prior to the interview and saw he went to a prestigious uni whilst I went to a sporty one
>Explain that the course was 3 years but I was offered to be kept on yadda yadda
>Guy asks what I did with the rest of my time
>Told him aside from training just enjoying myself
>Guy then asks for a breakdown of my week during uni
>Told him that I had a lot of free time but it was uni and I was having fun
>Clearly annoyed to fuck the guy just kept asking what I did with my free time and I couldn't say wanking and betting on Brazil B league
>Eventually the mute interviewer who said about 10 words during the whole thing got involved to steer this guy away
>Guy proceeded to shake my hand at the table, at the door of the interview room, at the bottom of the stairs and before I left the building
>Didn't even bother checking my emails or calls as I knew I hadn't got it
Worked on my technique after that, turns out the laddie uni look isn't great for an interview

all my job interviews are kinda the same
they tell me how shitty and soulless the job is
i very obviously lie about still wanting it
never get called, breathe with relief

>>24729414
Kek thanks anon

>>24728805
It's a shame IQ doesn't get you as far as social skills

>fresh outta college no jobs
>get a call for a position selling life insurance
>figure i could do it while I search
>get there
>wait 35 mins past scheduled time
>about to leave
>mr faggot will see you now
>go to his office
>well anon take a look at your sales aptitude test
>what
>hmmm did you not take it
>no i never got the email
>unfortunately anon im looking for people who go to the fish not people who wait for the fish to come to them
>stand up before he does
>dont shake his extended hand
>walk out and tell his secretary that im sorry she has to work for him, she looks down, she knows

>>24729496
Perfectionism is the result of your parents having high expectations for you and you interpreting this as your results giving you a high value in their eye and this being a prerequisite for their love.
If you fear losing their love if you are not perfect you fear making attempts as it's impossible to be perfect.
This results in you self sabotaging opportunities where you feel you are not 100% certain to do it perfectly even though you would have been competent for it and leaving things for the last minute because then you have the excuse of not having enough time if you don't do it perfectly.

If you want to change this you have to find a way to believe that your parents will keep loving you despite your failures, or that your failures will make you love yourself more and you don't need your parents love to love yourself.

>be 22, Graduate college with meme degree
>unsure what I really want to do, but broke and need money now
>Friend hooks me up with an interview for a Tech Recruitment job in DC
>Get there. Grilled by a manager and senior sales person for what seems like hours
>feel like they’re fucking with me with these strange questions. Like I’m applying to the CIA
>Despite this feel like I have the job in bag, answer everything right
>Finish interview hours later, finally they tell me they can’t offer the job because “they think I don’t want the job really”
>mfw I drove from North Jersey to be at the interview
>mfw I put up with all this nonsense to work with hyper normies at an entry level
4 years later I ironically work in Software Development now and ignore their calls and emails about jobs

>>24723000
I gave them everything they asked for in the application, haven't had a single interview. I pretend to be black on my resume and application, everything else is the exact same as usual, "hey anon, we'd love to have you on our team, how does Friday sound to you?"

>>24725219
You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

I told my interviewer that I wanted to be a leader while stuttering and avoiding all eye contact

>>24726238
Jesus...she is telling you that working there will be traumatic.

>>24726426
i assure you 100% you are an autistic man, go get diagnosed

I had a job bait and switch me an offer for lower pay and shittier title and work. Interviewed with another company in the same building a week or so later. Knew I landed the job at the second interview and literally went down to the other office and told then I decline the position

>>24725807
>Walked in and immediately one of the 3 guys conducting the interview leaned back in his chair, folded his arms, frowned, and gave me evil eyes.
I hate shit like this where you know the outcome in the first 30 seconds but still have to suffer through the rest of the interview.

With such btc pumping more people try to find safe platforms and alts
Recently came across DuckDAO, do you know anything about it? Seems like it is the first crypto incubator with a well-build tokenomic.

>>24723000
it was in the past, move on. don't be a lil girl living in the past. men move forward.

I'm a full khhv incel and had an interview with a 9.5/10 big butt and boobs boss. I couldn't even look at her in her eyes.
The interview went on and on, in all it took 1h30m or so, she kept asking super specific questions about specific classes I had studied in uni.
Super technical (engineering) stuff, made me do calculations and drawings and I had to explain how I'd solve this or that problem.
I got comfortable by the end of it all and she even told me that's all she was waiting for, for me to be comfortable and be able to look in her eyes.
They called me back the next day to tell me i hadn't got the job though.

>>24729948
Do you really want to be a leader?

>>24726117
>zoom
should have been a tell-tale sign

>>24723000
I told the interviewer that my mom told me to come in.

>>24729797
That's fucked up, what company was it.

Well you can't really expect them to care that you drove from NJ btw. Actually you probably could have asked them to pay for your gas / hotel

>>24729764
>If you want to change this you have to find a way to believe that your parents will keep loving you despite your failures
Any advice on how to do this? Would it help to have a massive failure, for example losing all your money margin trading Bitcoin?

>had two f*moid interviewers mention what colour crayon I liked
Cant say I was all that impressed. Didnt get the job in the end. Was thankful as it turned out that company was a shithole.

>>24730385
kek
I can imagine that:
>Nice to meet you anon, let us start by asking you why you want to work at MegaCrop Ltd?
>.....my mom said I had to come in

>>24730562
That's about the story.

>>24729751
Based fishboss

>>24725807
>This guy made the interview a nightmare by being condescending and scoffed at my responses.


The guy is nazi gay. It means he’s fat and he hates people he likes/sexually aroused by who are not gay. Basically, he’s using his gayness in a predatory way, and you should have confronted him with it. At that point, he would probably turn all beta and offer to suck your dick, hoping to turn you gay. At that point, you reverse predator gay him and put him in his beta place by strangle fucking him up the ass and making him wear one of those ball gags so he gives you a promotion.

>>24730436
All you need is to find a way to believe this using your imagination.
You could try to imagine a situation where a failure would happen or remember a past memorable event when you suffered a failure.
Think of this situation and try to imagine the worst that could happen to you.
You may find out that the worst is not really that frightening and also not a problem.
The key is to have a memory of you going through a failure and being happy after that even if it is not a real event but just something you imagined. This would be used by you subconscious as a reference.

Another way which you could go if you are mature enough is to become your own parent.
You don't need your parent's love once you become an adult to live.
You should try to become your own parent instead and correct your issues by yourself.
In this case again using your imagination can help.
You could imagine that a child is going through a difficult situation, and you are there to comfort him after that event.
You will praise him for his efforts and ask him what he learned from this experience.
Then you will tell him the most important thing is to learn from his mistakes as making a lot of mistakes and learning fast is the fastest way to improve.

You may need to focus on this and imagine the situation a few times until you feel a strong emotion of relief and happiness coming from a deeper part of your subconscious.

>>24730390
Teksystems. I don’t expect them to care, but if I didn’t want or give a shit about the job then why’d I drive 4 hours in a suit and tie to get grilled 4 hours? Fucking idiots

i never failed a job interview
when they invite me to the job interview i usually get the job no matter what.

>>24730302
Stacy getting the last laugh

>>24724130
>A week later they called and told me I didn't get the job.
this is what gave the story away as being fake

>>24724726
The loyalty for the company is strong with this one

>>24723000
Right before i got interviewed at a KFC the manager was interviewing some cute girl. they were basically flirting. As I approached him for the interview he asked her for her number with a cheeky grin on his face. With a flirty tone she agrees. I knew I was basically fucked, but I kinda tried. I ended up dropping an F bomb during the interview. Fuck KFC.

Some funny thing that happened is I wanted to get a job at this new company. They would be paying 1$ more per hour but Id like the work better than current job. The interviewer asked if we offer you the job and your current employer offers you a 10$ raise would you stay there ? Without hesitation I said yes and and he told me that was the wrong answer. I basically just asked him if he knew that 10$ was a massive raise. Got kinda awkward, Guy was a multi millionaire rich and seriously thought a wagie like me wouldn’t jump ship for that raise. Ended up not taking the job because the commute was aids.

Had my first IT interview recently, didn't prepare at all because never even had a remotely technical interview before and the position was pretty low paid so wasn't expecting much. Despite that, the technical questions didn't throw me off that much, just 2 questions at the end that I fucked up. The first was "what websites do you visit to keep up with technology?" I didn't want to answer /g/ because I figured bringing up 4chan in an interview would be an automatic fail but in retrospect my bumbling was probably worse. They ended up throwing me a bone and asking what websites I use when programming (I have some coding experience) and I said Stack Overflow. The other question was literally a fucking trick question, the interviewer asked me when I'd be able to start and I said immediately. Prior to this, all my jobs had been food service/retail so "immediately" in that context is the right answer. But in this case, the interviewer straightaway said "Oh, so you don't have to give your current job 2 weeks notice?" and I looked like a fucking idiot. Backpedaled pretty hard but I'm pretty sure I heard the other guy who was observing the interview with his camera off audibly laugh at my response (zoom interview).

Luckily got another job not long after, spent way more time reviewing for the multiple interviews and did well.

They asked me why I wanted this job and I kneejerk answered "because it pays more and seems easy." I then awkwardly laughed a little too hard trying to play it off like a joke and they looked at me like I was a serial killer. I have eyes that are dead on the inside.

>got emailed last minute for an interview with a shitty accounting firm in Manhattan
>i was working at a big 4 accounting firm but wanted to leave because of stress and it was in an office in a shithole city
>asked over email if they would cover travel expenses to get to interview, they said no
>red flag 1
>decide to go to interview anyway because i'm desperate
>spend $500 on plane ticket, spend another $500 on one night in a piece of shit nyc hotel
>spend $150 on ubers to/from airport, and to/from interview
>i get to interview. office is a shithole. 10 people work there. i'm more than qualified, i worked for a big4 firm for 5+ years. went to a top 25 school. pretty pissed that i've had to spend $1100+ to travel there
>after a round of fairly good interviews, i get to the owner. his main question is "why do you think manhole covers are round?"
>this is some dumb fucking on-the-spot thinking question that's supposed to see how you work through things. originally, i say "I don't know. I'd have to look that up...I'm an accountant."
>he says guess
>I say something retarded..."so it's easier for the caps to come off if there is gas or water pressure?"
>i don't get the job
>look it up after, it's some dumb question Microsoft used to ask people. manhole covers are round so people can fit through them easier
>they literally took that answer into account when not hiring me (probably)
>i'm now working somewhere else more prestigious

I’m about to interview for a Fortune 500 company and I’m coming in on a skateboard. Do you think they’ll mind?

>>24732022
Shouldn't you finish school first?

>>24731960
Hiring managers who ask stupid shit like that think they're so fucking smart don't they.

>>24731960
Isn't it because a circle is the only shape that can't be rotated to fall into itself?

>>24732352
honestly i just looked it up again and i'm getting a different answer. who the fuck knows

>>24723000
>interview at walmart as software dev
>completely fuck up the basic questions that I knew how to answer on high school
>escort myself out
>don't have to work with curries
Wew lad

>>24723000
Got a telephone call two days ago at 10am in the morning. Woke me the fuck up.
>G-g-good morning! I just w-w-woke up, is it about a job? h-h-hehe...
She asked me why I'm good for the role
> HMMMMM, good question...... I don't know... Perhaps.... HMMMM....
Followed by dead silence for 0.5~1 minute.

>>24732352
They are heavy af. You can roll them if they are round

>>24731960
The theft of manhole covers often increases when scrap metal prices are high.[15][16]

Manhole cover theft can be a serious problem in China, where missing manhole covers caused at least eight deaths in 2004.[17] According to China's Xinhua News Agency, about "240,000 manhole and street-drain covers were stolen in Beijing in 2004."[18]


China is such a shithole

>>24723000
I applied for a job. Low requirements that I fulfilled. Jumped through several hurdles, phone and testing. When I got to the actual department I was mocked and humiliated by the head honchos of the administrative side and blue collar side. The woman that looked like a roastie didn't mock me and was more professional than the two jerks who just mocked me. They basically wanted knowledge of the job already. Why even bring me in at that point. Kinda wish I just lashed out at them.

This and many more reasons continue to pile up on why I NEED to succeed in the stock market I never want to be a wagecuck again. I want to be free'd of it. So many of them seek to just mock and humiliate me even when I keep to myself. Why can't they just leave me alone! There's no need for us to talk but they go out if their way to mock me and humiliate me and when I finally stand up for myself I get treated as the bad guy!

Yes I'm mad. If I could just triple my money in the stock market I'd be set to making trading my job as I can pull a consistent 1k a week at that point with low risk. Which is more than any job every paid me weekly.

>>24733398
I hope the first thing you buy with your millions is therapy. Bro. This kind of hopelessness is concerning

>>24723000
the worst ones are the ones you think you did well and then they tell you you're not a good fit for the team.

I mean what the fuck does that even mean, you didn't like me?

>>24732659
I wonder if sometimes we subconsciously sabotage ourselves from getting jobs we don't actually want

>>24727528
Holy shit I was gonna post a Circuit City group interview myself. Group interviews are the dumbest idea pitting yourself against others trying to one up the others answers and "outgoingness."

They went out of business months later so it's all good.

They asked me if I was also willing to clean the bathrooms. I have a masters degree...

>>24733816
>I mean what the fuck does that even mean, you didn't like me?

Honestly yes or they don't think you'll be easy to manage/ you could be too good for the job and a subsequent flight risk. When you get this it's actually a good thing, outside of not getting the job ofc.

>>24733942
I actually do believe this is the case. In the corporate wagie world the job market has an incredible way of getting people into roles they'll be good at. Actually kind of inline with the other reply I made in this post.

This is all true unless you're a cucked depressed self loathing faggot who should unironically kill themselves, or be a perma lesser that works retail or fast food. Know your worth kings

>>24723000
I only had 1 at 16 and my dad was with me, it was okay.

>>24724411
Eh thats not so bad. I realize my story isnt an interview but a presentation should count too
>goofing around with some friends
>athletic shit to show off
>jumping on 2 handicap rails 1 leg on the left 1 on the right
>pants split in half, up next for presentation
>give presentation with underwear fully exposed from behind
>as walking out cover butt for dignity

I went to an interview for a "marketing position" that turned out to be a door to door sales job. I stuck it out and at one point they offered to pay my to spend the rest of the day job shadowing one of their salesmen. I agreed.
The job obviously sucked and I had no plan of taking it but I figured it would be a few bucks and an interesting story until about half way through the day the salesman I was with ran over a teenager with his car.

>arrive to interview
>interviewer puts a shoe on the table
>"anon, i want you to use your communication skills to explain to me how to tie this shoe without using hand gestures"

fuck meme interviewers

>>24734213
Hahaha I fucking hate academics

>>24734213
I would also use your masters degree as toilet paper

>>24734213
In gender studies?

Got into a fight with the two ladies after they asked me a dumb question and they asked me to leave top Kek

I have many
>travel to a different state for the final interview
>the owner of the company didn't think I was that smart
>"why are you so confident?", he asks
>"because I'm trying not to starve", I replied

this one was last month and I wasn't even looking for a job

>phone rings
>"hello, is this anon?", a female voice asks
>"yes, who this?", I replied
>"Hi my name is bitch and I'm calling from Accenture. We have a job offer for you since you have the qualificaions we are looking for", she replies
>"sure, who is the client?"
>"That's confidential anon"
>"but I work for a big client as well"
>"no, you work for an outsource company"
>"which happens to work for big clients"
>"we can't tell you who the client is because it's confidential. Plus, your company is a big call center"
>"sorry, I can't take the job if you are not telling me who is the client"
>she hangs up
bitch

>>24726426
>embarrassingly fake, your post is actually more awkward than the fantasy interview you describe
you're joking right

Nothing worse than speaking to HR, anytime anyplace they fucking hate straight, white, based man. Is that some sort of prof.deformation?

>>24734872
Does the coding matter that much? I can see what you mean if it's the government tho. They're like the mafia on steroids.

>>24734937
they don’t get tax breaks for white men

>>24734946
I don't know if it's the big bank I work for, but there isn't much coding done.
Just filling out alot of fucking reports. I'm sick of this shit so I'm starting my own business by buying a food truck or something.

>>24723000
i failed a job interview at mcdonalds once when i was 19 or 20
my self esteem has never been the same since

I just had the most akward job interview of my life in a fucking prison. I'm 30 years old have a masters degree and have some work experience in the psychiatric hospital/mental health field. Interviewed for a position in a prison that they call the *insert my country* guantanamo.

First off that place gave me goosepumps and weirded me the fuck out (its a prison in a ducking medieval castle). I got into the interview. 2 women 1 man. I totally blank when they ask me questions. Started stuttering and couldnt form a coherent sentence. Made a total fool of myself and basically the last thing i said was to myself something like "oh this is not going good". They asked me why i said that and i just shrugged.

The failure in that interview haunts me to this day. I basically got every job i ever aplied to and this level of failure was unknown to me. I realised deep down that i'm not cut out to work in prisons. Looking for a job in psychiatry again right now. Job hunting sucks.

>>24729948
Lol, best so far

>>24723000

>interviewing at a shitty London consultancy firm a couple years ago
>nervous af because it's my last shot at getting a post-uni job having been rejected by most other places I applied
>chainsmoking during the journey at every opportunity I get
>go into their office
>wait for forty five minutes with all the pajeets and faggots from london unis, have to make forced conversation
>frustrated at being made to wait and aware that the only thing I had had to eat was a pasty the whole day
>start biting my fingernails and cuticles out of stress
>get called into interview room, asked to wait for five minutes while my interviewer finishes their last interview
>still biting my cuticles
>bite so deep I draw blood
>there's a lot
>start bleeding all over my hand, visible rivulets of blood trailing down my index finger
>oh fuck
>suck the blood off, there's more where that came from
>interviewer comes into the room
>she's fit
>finger still bleeding, start dabbing it on my suit trousers bc I'm wearing blue and can't think of anything else to do
>start interview
>it goes relatively well but I'm visibly nervous and have my left hand under the table the entire time
>at one point I accidentally use the bleeding hand to adjust paper on the desk, it's covered in blood, she obviously notices but doesn't say anything and just presses on
>after forty five minutes, finish the interview
>hope that the finger has stopped bleeding, I haven't been able to check it
>stand up, sneak a glance down
>it's still bleeding
>she reaches out for a handshake
>with her left hand
>I can't do anything other than quickly wipe and shake her hand, am pretty sure I got blood on it
>interview is over
>immediately leave without even bothering to go to the toilet to get tissue
>spend the next hour smoking alone in piccadilly circus watching the shitty neon advertisements

to this day, I do not know whether it was anything to do with me, or whether I bled on my interviewer, that lost me the job

>>24733398
>consistently pulling out 1k per week with low risk
It seems you chronically overestimate yourself and got a pretty inflated ego, maybe work on that first.

>>24723000

I was unemployed in NYC, having worked freelance here and there as a 3D modeler and CAD drafters at architecture firms, film set fabricators, furniture studios, and jewelry ateliers. I desperately needed work but really didn't want to sell my soul to a full-time career, and a family friend stepped up to give me an interview at a large architecture firm that was the sort of place that would have full benefits and probably 40K a year to start, with 60-70K in a few years. Considering that I have a painting degree and no formal training in architecture, this would otherwise be completely out of reach for me. The people interviewing me basically recognized that I was completely unqualified and would need a lot of training, but effectively offered me the job. I basically told them no because I didn't want to work full time.

It was awkward but I'm glad I stood my ground, in retrospect. Full time work is slavery, and now I'm rich from crypto

>>24734494
NIce....story?

>>24736030
I was pulling about 1.2k a week using significantly less and higher risk before but stopped as i didnt like the larger risk. If I can consistently pull 1.2k a week with a higher risk threshold then it would make sense that I can pull 1k while using 3 times the networth yet significantly reduced risk on the parameters. Not sure how that sounds unbelievable.

>>24735983
Protip: if you start bleeding at someone else's company like that, you just announce it to whoever's nearby and ask them to take you to the nearest first aid kit (there should be one nearby in every office building). If there isn't one and it's an office, go to the bathroom and wrap the wound (after cleaning, ideally) in (clean) toilet paper and then ask for tape when you get out to make a ghetto office bandage.

Health and safety are always the top priority, no matter where you are in the corporate world. Absolutely nobody wants someone bleeding or fainting or going into diabetic shock in their office, especially if it's not an employee.

Lastly, unless that lady was missing her right hand, there's absolutely no reason to shake hands with your left, ever. I don't know what happened there but she fucked up the handshake protocol.

> apply to CyberCoders recruiting firm
> horrible recruiting firm, do not recommend
> they keep sending out my old resume for jobs in Florida that I would never take
> months in and not even an interview from this agency
> get a job that pays major tendies from a real agency
> tell CyberCoders to remove me from their pool of applicants, I don't want to contact them again
> keep calling me and sending me jobs for Florida
> keep telling them I don't live in Florida, I'm not interested in jobs there, and that I already have a new job
> they said to send an updated resume for the 100th time with my "new" location
> do it again. they use this resume for a job posting in Florida even after I got a new job
> got an email a couple weeks later saying that i didn't get the interview because I didn't seem to have the skills
> this was for a entry level job. I had a couple years experience with a background from Harvard and MIT, and aced all my coding interviews
> at this point I'm livid and write this essay back to the agency to remove all traces of my profile and resumes
> haven't heard from them since

At that point I realized that there are numerous factors outside of the control of job applicants.

>>24723000
When I had awful anxiety and tended to sperg randomly, I was interviewing for my first “real job”. I saw a cross on the wall when I walked in. She asked about how I handled bad situations at work previously, like rude customers, and I started talking about how I was Christian and do unto others etc. and the interviewer looked over at her own cross on the wall and gave me a “yeah sure” look and that they don’t care what religion someone belongs to. Worst part is they were hiring over 10 entry level people so it was supposed to be a shoe-in and they turned me down cuz my autism.

>>24730016
No you dont. Trust yourself to know they are wasting your time.

>>24734334
Lol, seems you handle wardrobe malfunctions more professional than me.

>>24723000
My first interview was with 2 unsympathetic "typical" serious businessmen. They had no emotion in their faces whatsoever (typical tactic as I've learned later) and that made me nervous, also them asking multiple (2-4 questions) at one time and expecting you to remember while answering each in detail which I was not expecting, so at one point I completely lost my train of thought. Pretty bad, and at that point I was extremely nervous my mind was blacking out on me and I just said "sorry I'm nervous and forgot the question" and they repeated one part and after that I got back on track.

They called me a few days later like agreed and they said I they will hire me and I can come in on Monday to sign the contract, I declined.

>>24723000
I slept in and showed up like an hour late

>>24736290
Turning right out of a parking lot after grabbing some lunch he looked left to check traffic but didn't look right to see the kid on the sidewalk and hit the gas, I didn't even have time to say anything. The kid did this weird looking roll kind of onto the hood of the car and then hit the pavement really hard when the salesman braked. We got out, Everyone exchanged info and made sure he wasn't dead or broken. the kid was pretty shaken but very chill about it all, said he didn't want an ambulance and then he just kind of limped away. The salesman was also pretty shaken up but said he needed to try and make his commissions for the day and so we carried on awkwardly. After it all was over I didn't call them and they didn't call me, I have no idea if the kid that got hit was really okay or if he was actually injured.

>>24736762
>If there isn't one and it's an office
I'd think if there isn't a first aid kit on the office premises, you should be able to sue them. Might not help you get the job, but at least you could pocket some cash to make the trip worthwhile.

Did anyone else ever had an autohiring? The interview from my current job went like this:
>do you know how to do this?
>say yes
>ok we'll call you.

20 mins later they called me asking if I could start the next day, that they didnt need a psychological test. That went to my favor since I'm highly autistic and would've botched it

my friend got me an interview at winn dixie (grocery store) and I went to it stoned

the lady read the stuff about my former job wrong, so long story short she's like oh you were the manager? And I just went with it and said yeah

they didn't call

>>24732022
>whoa check out how cool and different I am corporate bigwigs!
They'll mind your try hard faggoty attitude more than the skateboard.

>>24726238
What this anon says is true >>24728657. I'm going to use that. There's been times where I've gone into a trade that I knew would be volatile and had been down over a thousand dollars in a single transaction and I have to keep my cool and not make an irrational emotional decision.

>>24723000
>Technical interview for developer job at Google
>Guy was speaking with heavy Indian accent. Had to ask him to repeat details many times.
>Problem was airport scheduling
>Was stuck for a while because the problem was weird and contrived and the solution involved imperative programming which was atypical. I had never experienced a technical interview that did it in this style.
>Didn't pass
>HR lady (or whatever her position was) called me to tell me that I failed.
>I asked her why didn't she just send me an email to tell me that instead of sending an email to schedule a call to tell me I failed
>She says it's company police

>>24738739
*policy

>>24736787
Good god whiney academics like you are the worst. They were obviously sending out whatever resume you gave them in bulk with other resumes to every company and you were getting replies based on a mailing list from a "talent coordinator" not a single person involved in this process gave a shit about you except you and didn't notice you until you sent a big spergy email REEEEing at them. Get over yourself.

>>24738156
I had one but I refused the offer. It was for an Amazon warehouse job. Didn't fill the references or job experience sections on the online form. The entire interview consisted of the interviewer repeating some of the questions on the job application.

>>24738919
shut up bitch

>>24739788
You were too stupid to understand how their business model worked and turned it into some self centered, self aggrandizing misadventure that really wasn't because you're high on your own degree. Go die in a fire you massive double nigger.

>>24724130
>while I am pretty sure the tranny janitor said "he cute"
KEK

I took too much xanax because I was nervous and then showed up in a suit and a pair of blue tennis shoes and forgot to put on a tie

>>24732352
Its a trick question really, theres more than one right answer as the round shape has several practical benefits. absolutely retarded hiring manager though.

>>24723000
nigress interviewer. ofc i did not go on from there

>>24724014
What incel meme?

>>24723000
I have never interviewed for a job and i make $25 an hour

>>24732352
Arches also withstand pressure better i would think as the arch has been a construction staple for some time. Maybe as you go deeper the need to withdstand pressure increases where a square design is more like to collapse on itself. For the cover id say its an artifact of the overall system, not a major component, but sure round other than covering a round object also means it cant fall in

>>24723000
At a certain Restaurant in a Cathedral in a city of demons... The guy was on coke he went on about how the place is basically a motel but they don't advertise the rooms.
As he said this, a young girl, no older that 21 walked by in a cocktail dress with two older men saying something about a "tour" and "rooms upstairs"

After passing by through happenstance as is the norm for me, there was a fat ass cook hanging out having a smoke, looking like a jaded mother fucker that will cook for old men that run trains on willing girls that have been reprogrammed for being porcelain fuck dolls and the empowered females whose mouth they use as a pleasure tube

>>24736762
>expecting a woman to understand handshake protocol
lel

>>24739949
thats not even the same poster

>>24728546
Dude, I would play Bloody Roar and WCW Nitro at those places

bureaucrat postion, all individual work

>what would you do if you noticed a co-worker slacking off and often browsing his phone while your team is struggling to meet its goals?

tell them I'm no snitch and that management should handle it if they care

>>24737793
How could he forget the basic rules of driving so easily? It should be ingrained in muscle memory for experienced drivers. You eyes should always be ahead of where your vehicle is going.

>>24727842
are you indian or mexican?

>>24738416
>cryptocurrency isn't real investing, we don't want criminals involved with scams at Shmeckleberg and Associates
wut do

>>24726464
>"that man rolled 0 for charisma"
Imagine getting shit on for lack of social skills by spergs who say shit like this

>>24723000
I had a interview for delivery company, decent pay and hours at the place. I didnt fuck up the interview, the piss test is where i fucked up. My piss would be 99999+ positive for thc.

>Interview at company
>Goes ok, they like me, didnt fuck it up too bad
>Ok Anon go to the doctor at this address to do a urine test after you are done here
>Ok cool Im ready for this, bought fake piss and warmed up a heat pack. Needs to be a certain ph and around 74 degrees.
>Go and drive to doctors place for piss test
>Put the bottle and heat pack in my pants
>Go inside and sign in
>Wait fucking 45 minutes, the heat pack is starting to give. I didnt expect it to take so long
>Finally call me to the room, lady gives me a cup and tells me to go to the bathroom
>In bathroom, take out fake piss
>Pour slowly into cup
>mmmmm yes
>Almost done
>Spill a little bit
>Drop the fucking empty bottle
>Hits the ground and makes the loudest donk on the ground
>mfw
>Pick up bottle
>Put in pants
>Walk out with sealed cup, give to lady doctor
>Anon, the cup isnt full, and its below 74 degrees
>Play it cool and ask what can i do
>She pulls out some paper, starts explaning i can piss again in 2 hours but I cant leave the docotors office and i have to sign that im not faking my piss
>Oh god oh fuck
>Say ok without thinking
>Doctor hands me the paper, has me sign it
>Realize wtf im doing and how fucked I am if I get caught
>Say I cant pee and Ill just leave, I cant pee no matter what
>Doctor confused, says i can wait if need be
>I decline and ask to leave
>Dont even call back the driving place, just drive home and smoke to forget about this shit day

I got a job offer in the morning but had another interview lined up in the afternoon. Celebrated at lunchtime. Went in drunk, chill interview, then stabbed myself with my fountain pen and bled on the guys papers. I might have been giggling on the way out.

>>24742359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94islUdCLaE

>2010
>simping for girl in final year of high school
>driving her and her (male) friend around town in my moms minivan
>her friend is fucking with me and im oblivious
>"anon do you have a job? im working as a dishwasher at lubys, and about to quit, you should definitely apply"
>"wow thanks man ill do it!"
>show up to lubys in the morning
>nice old lady refers me to the manager
>shake hands without making eye contact
>manager asking me the most basic questions
>"whats your greatest weakness?"
>me (still not making eye contact): "hehe, thats a good question"
>awkward pause, realize he wanted an answer
>"oh.. im uhhh.. a perfectionist"
>stumble through the rest of the interview with similar autism
>tfw failed a dishwasher interview

I've had some terrible job interviews. I would be nervous, sweating, spill my spaghetti everywhere until I honestly just stopped giving a shit at all. I will never see this people again if make myself look like a fool in this interview. I also have a hatred for HR roasties and the completely stupid job interview questions.

While waiting for a scheduled IT interview some arrogant black guy came in off the street and asked for an application and a pen.
I then get interviewed by a few people and asked to wait in the lobby. Interviewer comes out and asks for his pen. Told him I did not borrow a pen and he says that pen I am holding is his pen. I said, no I brought that with me, you are mistaken but here you go take it anyway.

Recruiter calls me afterwards and tells me I had the job up until the point they claimed I tried to steal a pen. I told him some one got me confused with this guy that walked in off the street that needed a pen and the pen I had I had brought with me. He calls them back to clear it up but they were certain I tried to steal a pen. Fucking cocksuckers.

>>24723000
I was polygraphed at the CIA for a summer internship. I did not pass the second round of the polygraph. Two day ordeal with two, four hours session of being grilled by asshole CIA officers where they spent the majority of the time accusing me of using drugs I had not used. Would not recommend.

>>24743489
Spook here, haven't been polygraphed, probably never will be, but is it really that hard? All you have to do is tell the truth. Or, if you're really worried, read all the research about how it's bullshit and it magically stops working on you, because it's a scam anyway. It literally doesn't work unless you believe it does, and even then it doesn't really work.

>>24743953
It's not "hard"...it's just intense. They are professional interrogators, and they are the best, and they will get you to spill whatever secrets you have. And get you to tell them the most personal stuff well outside the scope of their actual questions. All while you're strapped to some ridiculous chair with your arm in a tight blood pressure cuff and straps around your chest.

>>24744096
anons i'm getting flashbacks from reading these stories. oh God, i hate jobs so much; they're all about lying and pretending to be someone you're not too get ahead. absolutely psychopathic environment.

>>24723000
I interviewed at Amazon for a Software Engineer position. They flew me to Seattle and put me in a hotel for two nights, shit was pretty cash.

Interview fucking sucked though
>first guy never looks up from his laptop while i'm talking, just typing away
>second interviewer is 2 girls, they give me some boilerplate tree traversal logic question, but can't clarify anything when i ask questions back to them
>third guy seems annoyed that I ask questions about his question
>fourth guy asks me some question about something I just don't know how to do, i work it out but he seems unimpressed that i didn't know his generic algorithm question off the top of my head
Basically it just sucked, everyone seemed to just ask me questions from the COMPSCI 320 Analysis of Algorithms textbook. Nothing about the interview really spoke to your ability to think critically or solve problems, and every interviewer was more focused on typing notes(or talking in slack) than paying attention to what I was doing or saying.

That was actually my last software engineering interview, I left my programmer job soon after for a Solutions Architect job and never went back to being a codemonkey.

I went out to the bars that night in Seattle, and it seems like everyone works at Amazon for 2 years until their stock options fully vest and then they leave. Nobody actually likes working there, but they pay a lot of money. A lot of talent goes there but they have HUGE turnover.

>>24744096
Well, they're not really trying to find actual spies, just people who think they can be sneaky and get away with it, but who haven't really thought things through. If it freaked you out, you should probably do some research on how to resist interrogation. Not because you'll do anything wrong, but because if you ever get interrogated by police you might incriminate yourself accidentally. This video is a very good start but you should keep going after finishing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

this thread is making me scared
working on my resume for a fucking internship that's through my college, talked with the head faculty lady and she roasted me for an hour on my resume so I gotta make it look nice, anyone got some nice templates? I thought the one I used on Word was fine...

gotta send it to her on monday, but fuck dudes this'll be my first foray into a big boy job and I'm 25, just been waiting tables this whole time pretty much in addition to having gotten a meme degree a year ago

Had two that were kinda of bad.

One I applied and had checked I had a CDL. The interview died when they point blank asked me and I apologized that I didnt have one.

The other sucked when I applied for one at game stop and like 50 others showed up. I said screw it and walked out.

>>24744833
Anon, I'm gonna be real with you, the only people who actually work on their resume are people who aren't going to make it. It takes fucking hours to get it perfect. The correct move is to pay a professional to put it together for you. Time is money. Since it's an internship through your college it doesn't really matter but in the future (when you actually have work experience) consider hiring a professional resume writer. Also don't forget to work with headhunters and recruiting agencies. They have inside track deals to get you hired so you avoid applying for fake jobs.

>>24744833
A template isn't going to help you when you're too retarded to write your work experience in a useful way

OR you just have no work experience

>>24745041
nah I have 'work' experience, like I said I've waited tables for awhile/just worked in restaurants.

it's just hard to make it pretty

>>24735152
>its a prison in a ducking medieval castle
let me guess... turkish?

>>24745080
Do this:

Header
>Name in center, Contact info at top right
Education
>if you went to college
Skills
>literally just a comma separated list of skills
Professional Experience
>Company, Job name, and month-year of employment start/end
>3-4 bullets of each job, describing your why you were important
>this is where you actually make it seem like you have value
Personal projects
>any work you've done on your own time, or volunteering shit

Not showing you mine but something like this is OK, although the individual job dates could be stuck to the border on the right to save lines. Since you have no real work experience it might not matter but for a real resume you want to save space to fit in more detail.

>>24745269
this is encouraging, pretty much what it looks like so far thanks anon

just gotta make it clean like that

>>24735152
Don't think of it as a failure, feel blessed. Maybe it was an angel that stupified you so you wouldn't go there. Probably would have been a bad place for you.

>>24745324
I don't like how that template has a "qualifications" section and an "other skills" section. Replace the "other skills" with personal projects like I said.

The goal is to fill in each line, you shouldn't have any bullet points that only have 3 words next to them. If you don't have much to add, it would be better to have a more impressive heading or even just more room between sections to fill in the space.

>>24745356
yeah I'm not doing two different sections for the skills, plus my advisor said to put in the order of
>education
>employment history
>skills
>honors and activities

>>24735152
>the last thing i said was to myself something like "oh this is not going good". They asked me why i said that and i just shrugged.
I had an interviewee like you
>interviewing some kid for a programming job
>ask him some basic coding scenarios
>can barely spit out an answer
>says to me "h-ha sorry i'm just really nervous"
>literally have to softball him basic questions to get through the half hour

Don't say retarded shit like that that makes it obvious that you can't keep calm, it just makes it awkward for the interviewer because it seems like you're having a mental health breakdown.

>>24745424
>employment history before skills
If you were reading a resume, you would definitely want to see a 1-line summary of the applicant's skills before you see a 4 paragraph summary of their work history. Also if you put skills first, you can give the reader context about what you're good at before he starts reading about the jobs you've had.

>>24744992
This person is a retard. Don't pay anyone to write you resume. Just lie. Do you know what your previous boss did? Good you're now qualified for that job. Ever had a coworker? You can do that!
>Can you do x?
I've done Y before! With some in house training I could figure X out
>Do you know Z?!
Z is similar to Y and I dealt alot with Z at my last job therefore Y would be no problem

>>24745491
that's actually how I had it, but I'm just going with what she told me since she's the head honcho of the thing

>>24745515
a true follower i see

>>24745534

>>24723000
checked. the one that stands out most for me is the one i'm working for right now. i was desperate and just knew i fucking bombed. literally cried on the way home and applied at dominos. my uncle called, i told him i think i'm in deep shit. my mom called, told her i don't know what to do. they called me back that day. been in five years and thankful the entire way.

>>24745570
at first i didn't think you'd get hired but now you seem like a great wageslave

>>24745681
thanks for the help anyhow.

>>24724060
Where are you from, anon?

>>24726444
It sounds like you didn't need the money.

Cambridge undergrad interview. I broke my arm two weeks before the interview, travelled across the country, couldn't sleep the day before the interview. My mind went blank as soon as the interview started.

>>24723000
I landed an interview though a friend at a Fortune 500 company called Main Street Hub One of the heads of the sales dept. called me directly while I was in the middle of my shift at what previously was my main job. He wanted me to suddenly drop what I was already doing and immediately do an interview, and I was forced to tell him "no." By time I clocked out of my normal job, I had to sprint across the city because I didn't own a vehicle. I had drank probably about three or four energy drinks by that point, and I had also forgotten to put on deodorant. When I finally reached the entrance and rode the elevator up to their office, I had to clock in on an ipad that they had next to the elevator; there was an array of dental implant catalogs laid out on the table in the waiting area, as if to say, "these are what all your new teeth are going to look like!" The girl behind the front desk gave me a tour of the entire office (which was massive); they had their own kitchen and dining area that was stocked with cereal and refridgerated food, which eventually led way to a common area that was occupied by bronze busts of their 100k club stacked ornately in the window. After that I was led to the sales floor, which was totally fucking bonkers; I've never been in such an unhinged, high-energy environment in my life, and they had a monolithic gong that someone would ring every time they hit a personal record in sales. I also remember seeing a slide and a ball pit, also... by the time I got around to the actual interview, they sat me down in front of a computer and just handed me a prompt to read off of to see how well I could handle the sales pitch. I fucked it up. Hard. By the time the mock sales pitch had ended, they led me to another office to be interviewed by the man who had called me over the phone, and by another woman who was also the head of another department.

>>24745979
The woman (her name was Ceci, I think) asked me a series of questions that I literally had no idea how to answer, and at one point I went totally silent during the interview and just stared at her. After all of this was finally over, and by the time I was back at my apartment, they actually had the courtesy to call me back and tell me that I didn't land the job, but that I was welcome to reapply in few months when the next hiring cycle began, which I guess was cool of them.

>>24745979
did you have 4 energy drinks when you made this post?

>>24746138
Just one this morning, actually.

>>24745515
never listen to those women, they're idiots. she bases her opinion on no data. i go with what HR people do to their resumes, since they're the head faggots of this whole nightmare: have a summary at the top, like an ad (anon does x and y, knows a-z). then list history. keep everything in concise summary form because your resume is an ad, it is marketing, it is not a historical document (it is not based on research nor does it include sources).

i choked on a coding test. it was just a hardware tester monkey for apple at $20/hr, why the fuck they test my coding...

I had an interview at Panera Bread over ten years ago. When Obama was still fucking the country. Would have been my first job.

But during the interview the manager asked why I wanted to get the job. I told them because my mother said I needed one.

Didn’t get hired because of that reason and they referenced it. So I decided to just never be honest again

>>24723000
I was considering showing them a picture of my knife drawer to demonstrate how organized I am. Glad I didn't sperg out and show them a picture of a bunch of knives. Didn't get the job.

>>24746316
This thread is a series of accounts of autist interview fails. The system truly selects against us.

>Looking for my first big boy job after college
>Some local biomedical company scheduled a panel interview over the phone
>Job description was something like "Provides engineering support to the product development team through implementation of best-practice procedures and industry standards"
>During interview, I ask what exactly I would be doing, and what my responsibilities are
>One of the interviewers responds "Well, did you even read the job description?"
>Me: Well yeah, but-
>"You should know what the job is BEFORE you apply for it, or AT LEAST before the interview. Did you think you just click some buttons on the internet and you just get the job?"
>My mind goes blank.
>In all the job interview practice and advice I've had, nobody told me what to do when the interviewer is openly hostile
>Instinct takes over and I ask "The guy who just asked that question, will I have to work with him?"
>Another interviewer says yes
>"I am not interested in this position." and I hang up the phone

>>24746528
>Instinct takes over and I ask "The guy who just asked that question, will I have to work with him?"
chad

>>24746590

What would YOU do if you were condescendingly asked that question in a job interview? You have 3 seconds to think of an answer.

>>24746528
lol good shit anon. but the fact you seem to be aggressively responding to this guy >>24746590
complimenting you shows maybe you need to take it down a notch anon

>>24746528
>and I hang up the phone
is this some sort of new "spilled my sapagetti"?

>>24746528
Gigabased

>>24746718

Not responding aggressively, just a hypothetical question because it just didn't feel like a Chad moment. I really just couldn't think of anything to say or do so I said that.

>>24724130
Classic formula

>>24723000
Interview with Toys R Us like 6 years ago. I ended up acting like a nervous bitch. First they had us doing group exercises which I guess was intended to see if we'd make good salesmen. One of them was picking out a toy in the store and selling it to management. I think I did at least mediocre even though I wasn't applying for a sales position. I was applying for some seasonal overnight stock boy grunt work. I kind of think I just didn't look the part at that time for selling toys. Skinnyfat, pale, shaved head, stained teeth with plaque, droopy eyelid. I probably wouldn't have hired me for that either. Maybe I could've dressed a little better but I was better dressed than the other applicants. It went to hell in the interview. Fat lesbian looking broad and her mutt assistant. The assistant told me over the phone when I first applied that the only thing they had available was toy assembly but she'd get me an interview for overnight stock. When the group exercises were over they interviewed us individually. When I got in there the assistant manager kept asking me generic questions like "what does the customer mean to you?" I didn't know what to say to that shit so I dropped spaghetti and said something like "well, the customer is always right" and it got worse from there. They could just tell I was nervous and came off as desperate. It wasn't like interviews I had done in the past. When I got to the real interview with the manager I remember her telling me how competitive it was and that they typically get rid of people after the holidays. I remember telling her how dependable I was and all I needed was to be trained. Never heard from them after that. I could blame it on different things but I think I fucked up the interview. It could've gone better.

>>24747100
I should have green texted this. I didn't realize how long this was.

>>24747115

I read it. I think you're better off for not getting that job fren. Sounds like a lot of trouble for a job in retail.

>>24746666
>What would YOU do if you were condescendingly asked that question in a job interview? You have 3 seconds to think of an answer.
i'd say the same thing: the normie shit of hr and interviews throws me into a murderous rage, their psuedoscientific hiring methods make me want to shoot their offices up.

i've actually gone harder though:
>applying for marketing jobs
>use my experience running a marketing company in lieu of formal quals
>that was the purpose anyway because fuck paying for education
>asks if i'm applying because i suck
>call him a retard and explain agressively just what the point was
>never got anything back
good

>>24747194
Yea they ended up closing the store a few years later. I thought it would be nice to get a night gig stocking shelves and moving boxes. I was hoping they'd give me more than I was making at my previous job which was less than $9 an hour. I'm sure you're right though. Huge pain in the ass for what I was applying for.

>>24747232
>asks if i'm applying because i suck
>call him a retard and explain agressively just what the point was

If he actually paid for a marketing degree, your answer was objectively right. That's the kind of major student athletes pick because it's easy. Sounds like your interviewer is having trouble keeping up with his student loans.

In hindsight, I'm pretty sure the company I interviewed with wanted someone on an H1-B visa and my interview was part of their half-assed search for an American, where they find an excuse to reject everybody.

>>24747383
>If he actually paid for a marketing degree, your answer was objectively right. That's the kind of major student athletes pick because it's easy. Sounds like your interviewer is having trouble keeping up with his student loans.
>In hindsight, I'm pretty sure the company I interviewed with wanted someone on an H1-B visa and my interview was part of their half-assed search for an American, where they find an excuse to reject everybody.
If you built a marketing company (a small one) and made enough money to live, that by definition is the opposite of sucking. Guy just insulted me like a faggot. Haven't had anything to do with marketing since.

Went to the interview, the guy's secretary (who he was obviously banging) didn't liked me. French Fags are such simps.

>>24730860
Lmfao I worked there for 6 months in the back office. It’s a weird place all of the upper management was either hot women or uptight dudes

>>24723000

interviewing for my first dev position.

felt like i was connecting with the interviewers. walked them through a couple of my favorite projects. discussed different options i considered and why i made the choices i made.

asks me a couple of the standard coding 101 problems you'll get from any interview prep... and i completely blank like i've never seen a computer or typed a line of code in my life.

same thing on my next interview.
3rd interview i got the job and 4 years later i'll gross a little over $175k for 2020 - life is good... and i'd still probably panic on those coding questions if i had to interview again.

>>24745466
>makes it awkward for the interviewer because it seems like you're having a mental health breakdown.
I interviewed someone that was on the edge of a panic attack the whole time. Was uncomfortable as fuck. Take a xanax if you're so nervous you can barely speak.

>>24730885
not interesting.

Op here I'll tell you mine:

>quit my well paying prestigious job
>fall for the travel meme
>go back packing for 18 months
>come back home and start applying for jobs in a new field
>get an interview with the government
>ask if i want an inperson or phone interview
>choose phone interview
>bigmistake.wav
>call is scheduled for 11 am the next day
>ask /biz/ for phone interview advice
>anon says to have a few drinks to calm your nerves
>drink half a bottle of wine at 1030am
>drink the other half at 1045
>answer the call
>the interviewer can smell the alcohol off my breath from the other end of the phone line
>interview ends awkwardly
>contemplate suicide
>make this thread

>>24729877
How do you pretend to be black on your resume & application? You change your name to Jamal? Lol and then what happens in the interview when they realize you're white?

>when the interviewer calls in an employee who is working in area you are interviewing for
and they both start laughing at your written response to a timed technical question

>>24723000
My first resume was braindead retarded and had buzzwords near the top. I put crafty cause I can build shit, but this middle age HR woman interpreted as I was like sneaky and deceitful. I got the job but they grilled me on me not knowing how to make a resume.

Many years ago I worked as a security guard for the company Securitas. I showed up to the interview on time but was forced to wait in the lobby for an insultingly long time. There was nobody else waiting. After more than an hour passed I was finally called in and no apology, explanation, or even acknowledgement was made over the delay.

Anyway I got the job and some time later they moved me to a site where I'd be using a car. They needed me to come into the office so I could do a road test with the office manager (same guy who interviewed me). Had to wait a few minutes but not bad, noticed that there was someone waiting in the lobby for an interview, no idea how long he'd been waiting there already. Got called into the office and did some paperwork with the manager then we went out to do my roadtest. As we're leaving the office he asked the guy waiting if everything was ok. He replied "well its just a very long wait". During the entire road test the manager was ranting about how he couldn't believe how rude that guy was. Like...you asked. I wonder how long he made him wait after that.

God what a shit job and shit company that was.

>>24728805
They make ship engines as well, I worked on a container ship that had one. The engine was the size of a house, I couldn't imagine something like that until I saw it. We had to replace a piston at one point and it was 12 feet tall.

>>24743953
Polygraph is literally just an interrogation tool. It doesn't actually prove anything, just shows when someone has elevated stress. The interrogator sees what questions get a rise and then pressures them to reveal "what they're hiding".

>>24744833
here you can use this as a template

>>24725678
lol you literally had a ticket to redemption and you passed it up. America is literally collapsing (Assuming you're a burger)

>>24750680
Our politics are really toxic and getting worse, but other than that things aren't so bad here.

>>24749210
lmao
>get recommended job by a friend
>go in for two interviews
>owners are very cool
>tech job, I would be on the help desk
>they run a service for corporate data or some shit i dont remember exactly
>Tell them what I've done, been on help desk before
>Really want to know how I deal with things under pressure
>idk stay calm idk it depends on the issue
>they end up hiring some roastie instead
i fucking hate help desks anyway
>other interview for family friend/biz associate
>needs IT help/ intern
>specifically network admin
>cool that happens to be what I studied and I'm looking for some actual real world experience
>talk to the dude, he's kind of a dick
>well let me show you our server
>its literally just a small machine with windows server installed
>wires and shit all over the place
>what do you think anon?
>think what the fuck is this guy talking about
>looks at me like he expects me to reset the router or some shit
Left, never communicated with him after that
I'm probably just a retard but I feel like the tech sphere is just not my thing. Business world in general. I can't fake it and there's no way for me to know exactly what they want me to know down to the most minute detail.

>>24750937
normally in tech you cant fake it though

>>24726426
FUCK NEWFAGS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF BACK TO PLEBBIT FAGGOT

>>24750264
just got a night shift job at securitas about 2 months ago, dont hate it desu
decent pay for an 18 year old right out of high school, and i get paid to sit on my ass browsing biz for most of my shift
planning on becoming a tradie once this gay virus shit is over though

>>24726426
GO AWAAAYY!!

>>24723000
i work in cybersecurity and right out of college i got a clearance job. Not sure if you guys know this but they ask ALL KINDS of questions about your personal life, your friends/family/even people who you had sex with (I wish i was kidding).
so, the vetting officer started questioning me on my relationships and the conversation ended up with me explaining why i cant get a girlfriend... most fucking awkward moment of my life

>>24746528
Fucking based

>>24735132
Well? What happened?

>>24723000
went in dressed for a job that described a higher-end nature. Actual suit and shit, (i live near a beach in a tropic setting)
quizzed on experience and quals, vendor training etc seemed like a systems design and admin job, 8 mill facility going ahead.

it was a fcuking trap and im stuck here with a facility from the goddamed 70's with ubiquiti gear bricking themselves every fucking storm

>a suit and shit anon!!

>>24750359
Kek I know anon, I sperged out about them all. They also make nuclear reactors for submarines

>>24746528
Mega based, please be true

>>24724258
you'd be surprised at how many fossils still kicking around in production land thinking they can boom their way through things.

>>24724726
>he takes me to a big ass office overlooking the city with river running across I bend over

tits or GTFO

>>24739949
kill yourself

$KILL is live on Uniswap. It just hit 100% in 4 hours. Gonna hit 200% by tomorrow.

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xb85c54b5fcb21d90ebf4737e2149d4aacc9f45bb

Then came the gay porn audition where they didn't say it was a black guy and I walked out.

>>24734533
my grandmothers half sisters culture finds this incredibly offensive, who is your HR rep, where is your manager?

>im now karen, department head

>mum drives me
>Mum is a heavy smoker and wont just not smoke for 30mins so I can pay my bills
>Ok hand me a fag
>Interview is in a small fancy office with no ventilation
>Just go with it, try and play tue friendly bogan
>"G'day mate how the bloody hell are you garn? Catch the footy last night broncos smashed them hey"
>No response
>Take a seat anon
>Its ogre
>Interviewer doesnt even talk about the position, just small talk and tries to give me advice and ask me about myself
>Definately ogre
>See you on monday
>Bye anon, thanks for making the trip
>Oh god why did I say fucking see you on Monday like a loon
>Definately did not see him on monday

>>24728453
you are either based or a cocksucker

>>24730860

oh fuck lol thats the worst

"Hello, please take a seat."
"It's alright I've got one at home."

I accidentally said the N word and was told to get out ASAP.
It was my first interview and I was very nervous at that time.

>>24754166
lmao buthurt dyke got mad eh?
>>24754119
kek

>>24733942

100%

one time i went to a walmart interview day. i previously worked at walmart and this time applied for the same job (stocker) bc it was the easiest.

i was like the only person they were interviewing who was not on heroin / meth / drunk, no tattoos, etc. walmart said they wouldnt hire me as a stocker and wanted me to be an "assistant manager" or some shit. they kept pushing until one of the walmart hiring managers ,was like "you dont really want this job do you?" and i said "i dont lol" and bailed

>sit down for interview
>boss is an anime girl
>"here is the cryptographic pink pilll..."
>pour coffee on my pants in frustration
>still take the job at mcdonalds

>>24754197
> said "lol"
absolute cringe

I had 4 interviews that all went well with Fidelity and never heard back from them. Months later I found out they tried contacting me after the last interview but the email went to my spam folder so I never saw it. By that point I was already employed and it was too late anyway but I probably would be making more money if I got that job. Feels bad but I really like my current employer even though I'm not making as much as I could have

>>24723000
In high school I tried to get a job at a laser tag place and the interviewer asked "so do you love laser tag so much you just can't get enough of it?" and I replied no not really and that was the end of the interview.

>>24755386
Lmao

>been unemployed for 4 months
>finally get interview for programming job
>ezpz c# job making plugins for autocad
>wouldve been remote for maximum comfyness
>do great in first interview
>technical interview
>"so anon, how would you write an object orientated class system that allows you to create different kinds of vehicles"
>literally cs50 shit you could do in your sleep
>suddenly get extremely nervous because it seems so simple and i want the job so bad i dont want to fuck it up somehow
>feel like a deer in the headlights, legs go numb, dry mouth
>start fucking it up
>completely forget what a fucking class is
>completely forget what inheritance is
>end up writing some incomprehensible pseudo-code
>stammer out some "u-um.. i think this.. might work.. maybe.. if i u-uh"
>they interrupt me saying "alright we got everything we need thank you"
>end the interview 15 minutes early
>dont get out of bed for the next 3 days thinking about how much i fucking suck

That was such a softball question it was probably a warmup. I didn't even get to the real questions. Why am I like this?

>>24725807
>one of the 3 guys conducting the interview leaned back in his chair, folded his arms, frowned, and gave me evil eyes. This guy made the interview a nightmare by being condescending and scoffed at my responses.

I had a few of these interviews and it always seems like small companies and recruiters lead to them.

>>24752633
well I suppose it wasn't complete shit, a lot depends on where they put you. I spent a lot of time browsing 4chan on my phone as well (though this was before /biz/ existed). But you're literally getting paid to do nothing, not the most intellectually stimulating job. When I worked on a night shift with a bunch of other guards it made me realize I was in a business with people who thought "job where you sit on your ass and do nothing for 8 hours" was the greatest thing in the world.

Here's what pushed me to quit though
>had dropped out of college before becoming a guard
>parents suggested I take an EMT class to see if I was ready to go back to school, since its basically a college level course
>take the class, do fine and pass it, still don't want to go back to college though
>debating if I should join up with a nearby EMS company, the pay is even worse than as a security guard (start at $11.75 instead of the $14.00 I was making at securitas, but would go up a lot after a year)
anyway
>working on a site where its 3 weekday overnights 2 weekend, on the weekdays I'm working a gate logging the trucks coming in and out, on the weekends I'm the "supervisor" meaning I sit in a room all night and occasionally do some patrols around the facility
>one saturday night at 3AM the supervisor during the week day shift (some middle aged hispanic woman who thought she was the head supervisor even though she was paid no more than the rest of us) shows up out of the blue and sees me playing a game on my computer (iirc it was crypt of the necrodancer, fun game btw)
>doesn't explain what she's doing there just says "hey electronic devices aren't allowed I'm going to get you written up for that", and she actually followed through on that threat
>asked myself why I'm putting up with this job where my coworkers are such shit people
>left shortly after that and became an EMT
I was an EMT for four years, glad I left security.

>>24755386
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