/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for wsb

>>24734159
I sold to open SPY.

GO ALL IN ON SHROOM STOCKS

You're an actual tranny. Why are you still alive?

Buy CARA buy CARA

>finally buy into CLF again
>it drops

i'm warning you fags you're about to miss a WKHS run if you don't buy

I bought DIS at ATH, did I do good?

TSNP NIGGER WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I swear to god if it dips again and get cucked AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hold and buy the dip if you have cash. You should have some cash but not too much. Don't be a fucking retard, it's not that hard. Don't buy meme and buy the dips.

>MVIS
Have they announced the MSFT partnership yet?

>creates great post with in depth due diligence analysis for stock
>new thread immediately baked and starts

To the anon at the end of the last thread, stocks are gonna plummet by days end still. This is not the bottom

What's going to happen to the markets on the afternoon of Dec 14th when a bunch of faithless electors vote for Trump?

>>24734195
Please sell immediately, thank you.

>>24734197
If you're going to buy in again buy near close. My CLF buy target is 13.00

alright boys i have a question. I sold a RIDE $21p expiring today. currently RIDE trades at $20.50 approximately
should I:
>hold and get assigned (i'm okay with wheeling these shares)
>buy to close for a measly 23% gain (only $25) and possibly sell another $20p expiring next friday
these are the things i am considering:
>i would prefer to have cash on hand in case of a dip
>i would prefer not to baghold RIDE in case of a total market dip and not have cash to buy cheapies
>if i rolled the put, i would still prefer to not have to lock up that cash for the week
what do you guys think?

Look at these

So what's the consensus on ABCL

>>24734191
Ther are two types of trannies. The ones that actually think they're women (they're the ones that generally kill themselves) and the trannies that accept they are monsters and like to expose seemingly straight men as the closeted homosexuals that they are.

Told you guys about CERT many times hope you were listening

>>24734200
I can’t believe anyone bought that poo loo shit stock

Guys i need to rant about a nigger encounter i just had plz bear with me.

>driving home for lunch
>have to go around regular route for streetwork
>go through niggerhood a block over
>pull out into street thinking it was four way stop but theres some nigger bitch flying down the road coming over a hill and she stops and starts honking chimping out and gesturing etc. (i was in no danger of being hit by her she was a football field away when i pulled out)
>im pissed af already bc of having to be around niggers so i flip her off spit into the street and drive off
>she spins around, follows me and starts tailgating and shit acting like a baboon
>about to get home and am getting sick of this shit
>stick .45 out sunroof and flip her off again while shouting calling her a filthy nigger
>she honks, brakes, and takes next turn

Phew thanks for listening bros i feel better now. Living around niggers sucks

>how could I possibly go wrong day trading something that only goes up
Things people say before BLACKED 2020

>>24734159
You do know the market might be going back up right?

Good morning i hate RYCEY

>>24734192
I can literally see his testicles being pushed to the side from the tuck job.

MMED TO THE MOON

>>24734216
Jews will Jew.

NIO?

>>24734197
They had 1.5 years.

>worry that my stocks go down
>my dad says shut up idiot they always go down at lunch then go back up
>he was right
>smile

MY POORFOLIO

>>24734239
How many times can you say nigger? Are they really that bad in America?

>>24734216
All EVs, renewable energy companies, and hydrogen batteries will dump.

BUY THE DIP

leave the clf shitfest and jump in on velondyne before the MASSIVE pump monday

>>24734245
GO BACK TO RED.DIT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

4U is up. I repeat, 4u is mooning again.

Why do people but ARKK if its just a meme ETF that's built on shit you could just buy on your own?

>>24734249
No

Hey bois, 3dpd fag here,

I liquidated everything and put it all on TLT. It's on the up and up, and 155$ was the best price point for it. This is probably going to be the last time I warn you before the big crash, so take of it what you will.

I look forward to rejoining you guys once y'all realize that we are having an '08 size crash. I hope the best of you survive.

>>24734268
Liked and subscribed

>>24734274
Do u think were joking or something when we talk about them and the shit they pull?

>>24734216
My Guard unit is going to get called up to drive the protesters out of the Capitol building. Can't fucking wait.

>>24734220
hold it goldman just picked a fight with barron's and goldman is king jew

>>24734274
Yes.

>>24734274
The American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

>>24734268
Tfw i have 2 moms

>>24734287
>4u
>when ccj just hit 13,20

Out of curiousity how does the general feel about holding stocks over the weekend if you're a poorfag? Like under a grand poor

>>24734274
>How many times can you say nigger? Are they really that bad in America?
> in America
Nigger, they're bad all over the place.

>>24734287
We ending green I told you.

>>24734300
God Bless

crack some antifa skulls for us

>>24734159
>you need to diversify
>pick 10 stocks
>EVERY SINGLE ONE IS 5% DOWN
BOBO''s , give me a break

>>24734288
sir i buy calls on ARKK why would i buy shares

>>24734299
No, I just live in the North of England. Poor deprived towns up here are full of pakis who are a fucking nightmare, but at least not as aggro as nigs like you lads always make out

>>24734274
They are actual bioweapons that destroy entire cities like Detroit, New York, and Chicago, and you are asking us if they are really that bad?

>>24734310
Red Fridays are usually followed by green mondays, but not always.

MMEDF IS ABOUT TO BREAK 3.50

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24734304
Tldr

>>24734285
Imagine being this mad about a stranger on the internet. I’ve never frequented Reddit.

>>24734197
My assistant took care of it.

>>24734289
>literally no tits
>male hips
>bottom to white parts of the swim suit clearly should a shrunken testicle puffing out from each side.
I'm telling you anon. The proof is there.

>>24734310
i've never been that poor but i imagine if i was i would feel nothing because i'm already so poor

Bros, don't worry, I've been doing squats so I can offer my buccy to the bogs.

>>24734341
I don't live in Clapistan, I'm a bong so the only nigs here are in like London and Birmingham, otherwise it's just pakis who are annoying af and stink of curry and weed but don't fight nonstop, just over drugs

>VLDR
whyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>24734310
sure bro just cash out and pay tax so you can miss the gap up on monday

>>24734159
Just bought some Roblox calls at 35.50.

i want to fuck elliot page in her (male) butt

>>24734274
Well our joggers are the most educated and wealthy joggers in the world and they still behave like literal apes even after 200 years of breeding and conditioning. Dogs were domesticated in a shorter period.

anyone else caught holding SPWH?

>>24734347
Just wait until the shit gets uplisted to the NASDAQ

If they're smart, they'll do a share offering right after it happens. That will be the dip to buy

>>24734228
It's going down, buy anyway.
They haven't sicced the Fool readers onto it yet.

>MMEDF
>SHRMF
>GME


This is my portfolio.

>>24734198
>see stock trading low
>don’t buy
>stock pumps
>buy stock afterwards
I’ll never understand you people

I love holding RYCEY

Frens, what oil stocks are best for options? Don’t say XOM, I’m assuming that they’re getting replaced by TSLA in SP500

>>24734381
Dogs have a bigger brain

>>24734374
Did you see the chimpouts that happened because a drug addict that used to rob pregnant women at gunpoint by pointing a gun at their bellies died of a massive drug overdose while in police custody?

>>24734407
hold the RYCEY
pay the PRICEY

>>24734239
Your completely unrelated to /biz/ blog post makes me feel better about my /biz/ related anxiety, thanks.

>>24734388
They just closed an offering today

Zoox reveal on 14th, next monday. Buy the VLDR dip or miss out.

The pink pucks are Hesai, orange one is Velodyne puck.

>>24734376
bro? you didnt get in at 18,06?

lmao at myself for buying ABCL at 61 and then holding to under 50. I’m done with stocks forever

>>24734411
XOM

when do we get the news on the stimulus? like when do we know what the final decision is?

>>24734274
You only see niggers on TV, don't you?

A big stock, UUUU

>>24734291
People aren't going to flee to bonds, they're going to flee to cash to buy the dip.
TLT is going to crash when the Fed raises the interest rates.
It's time to buy regardless, the ECB just passed a stimulus and smart money is accumulating.

I have 59k in LCA and I want to die.

Send help

I also own APXT shares. Chris Sane you made me a racist! AAAAAAAGGHHH

>>24734304
Bruh, u a fucknigga

>>24734200
Lmao every thread

>>24734341
>They are actual bioweapons that destroy entire cities
It's actually true lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVzkTd9R44

>>24734429
Fuck XOM

>>24734453
>when the Fed raises the interest rates.

so... never?

>>24734449
this, but ccj

>>24734445
kill all youtumors

>>24734445
good thing she has simps to fund her constant losses

>>24734437
Won't happen till Jan 2021 at the earliest. All these ((((((((((talks)))))))))) are just noise

>>24734424
I almost did the same, don't feel too bad. These IPOs are ruined for a while.

>>24734159
CLF IS DIPPING SO MUCH

>>24734304
I'm not going to read all that shit but one things for sure you need some fucking help man.

>>24734442
>>24734374

>>24734417
Yep, footie players over here still take the knee over that shit which has started to really grate on people over here how an American issue is still forcing white English football players to take the knee

>>24734291
meh only 30% correction realistic

>>24734239
Listen fucking dweeb idiot. If we come for you, we're slap your fucking teeth right out of your mouth. Point blank boom the end. That will be your personal role in this glorious civil war scenario of yours. Real Americans who are fucking TIRED of Trump and his idiotic treason and bullshit tough guy persona would absolutely LOVE to slap your fucking heads off. Yeah, really. And that's after we shove your guns right up your assholes. You deserve a beating, so if you really want one, come and get it. We will gladly fuck you up.

>>24734465
activist "investors" think they can just bully the king while he's down, spoiler alert they can't and they're fucking with the wrong kikes

>>24734474
Yeah. They’re distracting us from Iran escalations. Jan 3, Iran may strike on anniversary of the killing of their celebrated war hero.

>>24734474
What about their decision though? When is their final no before the shutdown happens?

buy CLF and buy XOM and hold. buy the real economy

>>24734445

Man and I thought sharing the market with literal shit for brains was bad enough. Now twitch gamers and ethots are joining the fold.

Next week will be green

>>24734456

>I'm not going to read all that shit but one things for sure you need some fucking help man.

>>24734211
Repost it my dude

MMEDF BROKE 3.50

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>24734510
Im switch XOM for FANG next week

>>24734274
I don't mind niggers. They are easily manipulated and a retard tier IQ so its easy to make money on their fragile, volatile emotions.

They've made me a small fortune with SWBI while they were chimping out this past summer and people panic bought guns.

To stay safe from them, you just have to have guns and live in a place that's not a shit hole.

Niggers should by all means receive the first round of vaccines as our Guinea pigs. Also bullish for Pfizer stock

>>24734310
Day trading and investing are different things, you can try both. Focus on preserving your capital.

>buy CLF at 12
>exit at 13.90

I have to admit I held WAY too long and I should have left at 10% up.

>>24734504
Sir, I’m trying to bet on a short term price appreciation in oil industry due to Iran-Saudi saber rattling. XOM will see fewer gains in any scenario compared to other companies in the next month.

>>24734497
Kys

>>24734510
XOM sure why the fuck not

CLF is horse shit. Stop shilling trash.

(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)

>>24734497
this is bait

>flip a coin
>buy a put or call spread depending on what it lands on that expires the next day
>either i lose most of it or make a lot

fuck stocks roulette is more fun

>>24734497
11/10 b8 truly some of the best i've seen in a long time

>>24734445
God I hate women

The dump is over. Power hour will be like the warm sun shining on us chosen few after a bad storm. Rejoice brothers. Repent sinners.

Short VTRS.

Alright, I finally accumulated 200 shares of GME. Avg cost is low $15s. What do?

>>24734504
I'm an activist investor. I invest in PLTR.

>>24734530
Can't even properly reply, also can I get a fat spic wojak

>>24734478
I bought a fuck load of BCRX to make myself feel less bad. Should’ve bought CERT instead. But classic shilled Thiel instead because PLTR was great.

>>24734551
buy FANG then i don't fucking care they're both going to the moon

>>24734586
wait for the glorious coomening brother

>>24734587

hope you lads dont seriously think youve struck some undiscovered golden goose with miners and metals. /pmg/ has been shilling this garbage for months. it's just the meme of the week. CLF and UUUU will go the way of NIO, CRSR, and every pajeet spac under the sun. dont get caught holding the fucking bag
>th-this is different this is the r-real economy!!
dont say i didnt warn you retards

WHERE'S THE TA FAG WHO BOUGHT PUTS ON CLF?

>>24734582
what dump? ccj has been pumping the entire day

This is the THIRD FUCKING TIME I've bought back into PLTR. I'm not making the mistake of selling again. If it dips back into the mid 26s I will BUY, not SELL. I will have hands of steel.

>Only down .1%
Real nigga magic at work

>>24734497
I genuinely can't tell if this is bait or if you are just a typical liberal. Well done lad.

>>24734445
Delete this

What should I buy with $500?

>>24734445
>have triad parents
>live in tax free singapore
>get insider trading gains with 0 fear of penalty
>pole dance

I'm not even going to hate, she seems like a nice person. Not sure what's up with the pole dancing though bc she isn't that hot.

>>24734547
>i dont mind niggers

You obviously dont live around niggers and have never met one.

I hear shootouts nightly and read nothing but murder and robbery reports on the news. Id kill every single nigger myself if i could

>>24734609
Bless you. I may stick with the king after all. I want some DOLLARINOS

It shall be a green day

>>24734637
MMEDF

The official mantra of /smg/:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM2SlekORo0

>>24734586
Question, why did you buy GME?

From what you've posted here you don't have a lot of capital, why did you spend what capital you had on GameStop?

Bros...I don't feel so good...

>>24734637
FB and BABA

>>24734627
He's busy being rich and fucking CLFfaggot's mom.

You young ballers should short VTRS it’s going to continue to fall.

>MMEDF

>he's not riding the DBX gravy train to 25$/sh

we tried to fucking tell you dipshits to get into DBX under 20 but you were distracted with PLTR and LAZR pump and dumps. there's still time to get in

>>24734637
LCA, next week it will atleast hit 25

>>24734547
Eventually they'll be everywhere, they still hate the cold though.

probably a good idea to wait for CLF to touch it's 20dma before buying at this point

Pissed i sold mmedf at $1. Fuck wouldve been 12x gains now. This shroom bubble is retarded and surely cant last...

Well I just bought more CLF calls.
Should I buy more UUUU calls? Mad I didn't earlier but fuck it.

>>24734638

Paper bag it and it's a passable PnD.

>>24734586
Finalize your will and begin writing your obituary.

how is C3 at 121$ while PLTR is still at 26$
arent they both doing ai stuff

>>24734631
Don't worry, we all had to learn the hodl game at some point.
>>24734665
THE BEAST
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>think we're back
>another dip

>Got 'em

>>24734695
pltr wasnt artificially pumped by jews before retailers could get in

Fucking hell. Ordered a new credit card. Card tracker says "shipped out Nov 24th". Well here it is dec 11 and still no new shiny card.

>>24734637
RYCEY
But you will have to wait a few months

I am going to buy 1000 shares of AAL-RM right now, am I stoopid?

>>24734665
AAAAAAAGGHHH

>>24734660
>posting 3dpd
NGMI

>>24734508
Next week I think

>>24734632
Is this a boy or girl?

you guys dont open any option plays on friday right? that would just be retarded, right? i can understand buying shares, but options? fuck no, im not letting 2 days of news bog me

>>24734719
so we can expect some nosed tricks that will cause PLTR to hit 100$?

>>24734705
>tfw the dip dips on you

>>24734724
They all look the same anyways. Only Amex has some character.

>>24734682
Sometimes I think you guys overthink things.

>>24734724
USPS stole it sorry

>>24734197
whats the DD on wkhs?

>>24734687
>shroom bubble
>like 3 stocks

Shutup and buy back in retard.

>>24734736
Girl of course

>>24734735
I'm guess this weekend or friday after close announcement then unless they have to decide middle of week, then probably this weekend

>>24734745
no, because they cant profit on us anymore

Clf bros were back in business

>>24734665
I wasn't even trying to go for digits but I'm glad >>24734666 saved me for 666 on top of this post...But also scared that I almost coincidentally got it when I literally just alt+tabbed into the thread without looking at post numbers.

Well, I did it, I bought more UUUU calls, I hope you can approve

>>24734490
what a weak man

>To diversify my information portfolio, I decided to take a look at what the finance equivalent of groypers — anonymous day traders on Reddit and posters in various chatrooms and Japanese imageboard forums — were saying. I concluded that I’d set aside around a quarter of my savings to doing whatever they recommended. Sometimes, it was hard to figure out what they were recommending, since it was sprinkled in among conspiracy theories about Israel or jokes about people who gambled away their student loans on Palantir call options. But since I made that decision, my portfolio is up 30%. Maybe the groypers do know something after all.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/the-2020-election-and-groyper-osmosis

wtf

>>24734742
Weekend theta is great desu
But imo never worth it as monday's are often choppy. I'll probably roll over some short puts on Monday. Seems like a good time

>>24734756
the jews always bring everything back to their 20dma

Hope you bought UUUU and ignored the FUD
We going to 3.50 next week

>>24734760
The only thing I miss about working a traditional job is all the qt coworkers. I haven't had a face to face conversation with someone outside of my family since August.

>>24734778
It will pump at close because this entire dump is fake and gay.

Can /smg/ beat the market?
Dubs invests $100 of my money

>>24734759
Not buying this chart, faggot

>>24734767
fuck

>>24734797
>weekend theta
you know this doesnt exist right?

>>24734806
Kys fagnigger

PLEASE PUMP CLF PLEASE

>>24734638
I actually watched the video and she lives in Vancouver, Canada

>>24734796
>Groypers
>On Reddit

>>24734732
Ah, a man of taste.

there's literally no guaranteed rise stock available today
not holding over the weekend. Cashed out earlier in the week

>>24734796
Kek, I can't believe this is real.
"conspiracy theories about Israel"
Fucken kike.

>>24734820
not gonna happen today

>>24734674
I wish you guys shilled this with the F at the end. I assumed my broker didn't have MMED. I should have known cause I own SHRMF but I was just bummed out and I wanted to get this before its moon today.

>>24734806
Check em. All in on SPY 1/15/21 360c

>>24734453
bearish tesla and the last thing you want to be doing right now is buying

>>24734616
I'm already cooming, it dribbles down my pant leg as we speak.
>>24734662
Speculation, mostly. Lots of stuff coming out at one time, bots buy all their product immediately, changes in management, that kind of thing. There are safer things I've done, but nothing to build wealth faster. I intend to sell more options and collect premiums, thus effectively lowering my avg cost.
>>24734694
Why, are the bogs coming to my house because I know too much?

>>24734801
There is a puerto rican girl at my work that is so unbelievably sexy that I seriously consider shoving my face into her ass and taking a deep long sniff. It's been so long since I've even spoke to a woman that I'm starting to lose control of myself. Brap posting hasn't helped either.

>>24734832
But what happens if everything shoots up on Monday morning?

Is it still worth buying into CCJ? I don't wanna get FOMO'd

>>24734806
DBX call options

| have 1000 bucks in SPACS... Do i pull out? I can tell the jews want me to sell today..... I never will

>>24734642
This, it infuriates me whever someone says they don't see what's wrong with niggers. Worse is those who keep saying we need more of them, I'd kill them before I'd kill a nigger.

>>24734806
Buy 10 $14 december 18 clf calls, sell them on monday.

>>24734831
You're the reason CLF dumped today.

Clf bros

>>24734834
OY VEY, YOU CAN ONLY DEMONSTRATE PATTER-RECOGNITION TOWARDS THE STOCK MARKET.
YOU CAN'T ANALYZE THE GLOBAL GEOPOLITICAL SITUATION OF THE WORLD.

hope you lads take it seriously that youve struck some newly discovered golden goose with miners and metals. /pmg/ has been shilling this gold for months. it's not the meme of the week. CLF and UUUU will inverse NIO, CRSR, and every pajeet spac under the sun. pleas be sure you filled your fucking bags
>th-this is the r-real economy!!
dont say i didnt warn you to buy them retards

>>24734846
You have a problem. This is not normal or acceptable.

>>24734806
actual NAK

>>24734855
>do I pull out?
>I'll never sell
No?

I hope you are all ready for Yuan-USD repricing, which is going to fuck stocks/assets over (especially those that benefit from a weak dollar). Imported goods are going to become too expensive at USDCNY at 6.50.

They're going to have to bring it back to 7.50 level to resurrect the economy, so that the American consoomer can start consooming again. The Chinese are fine with MMT as well, as long as they keep manufacturing junk.

MMT is also going to force the bond market into negative interest rates, and interest rates will for the first time in US history, fall to -1% (which means your bank account will begin to charge you for your deposit).

>>24734816
It certainly does. And being pedantic and saying "Well technically the option price adjusts on Monday, not on the weekend" is sophism.
>>24734801
I have talked to one girl in person in the last two months. Excluding my cashier.

I have absolutely no contact to anyone at this point.

>>24734846
You know what you must do bro.

jsut got approved for lvl 1 options. Do people hold this shit over the weekend, typically?

>>24734870
Kys nigger

>>24734868
Pattern-recognition*
Fuck me.

Did anyone else diamon hand that clf shit? God damn i just get in it last week and that’s been my third time

>>24734886
yes

>>24734878
I think BFT will moon to 16-20, then im out.

>>24734868
"These 4chan guys are making money when I can't, but they're wrong about everything else, haha"
Holy fuck they are such a miserable group of people.

>MMED
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

get in PLTR before it pumps all next week

>>24734886
>lvl 1 options
isnt that only selling covered calls lol

>>24734882
>it certainly does
look it up anywhere. weekend theta is priced in. there is no added benefit in selling a weekly on friday vs on monday for the following friday

>stock starts rising again, figure its okay to buy some more calls
>stock tanks immediately after

Every fucking time

>>24734801
> I haven't had a face to face conversation with someone outside of my family since August.
You have much to learn in the ways of NEETdom. The only face-to-face conversation I've had since March, family or otherwise, was a dentist appointment (which was largely silent due to having dental tools in my mouth for most of the hour).

>>24734877
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24734900
Short term, maybe.
Long term $50+.

>>24734870
Nah not really. Just incredibly lonely and have a fetish for women's assholes.
>>24734885
It wouldn't be the worst way to get fired/arrested.

>>24734879
What do you mean they will begin to charge you for your deposit?
As in inflation will eat away your savings?
That's a weird expression

>>24734891
>DON'T YOU DARE BULLY ME FOR SMELLING FARTS. I LIKE THE SMELL OF ANUSES THIS IS NORMAL IM A NORMAL PERSON
You are no better than a tranny.

>>24734918
Kys retard

nDid evryone sell hcac at 22?

>>24734796
>conspiracy theory
>theory

>oy vey what exposes me can't be considered factual when it is

>>24734922
Holy shit I remember this guy

>>24734915
shieeeeeet I hope I can buy calls. I'm not trying to fucking selling them

STOP THE MARKET

>>24734928
Go back. You fuckwits are insufferable my god

>>24734453
>fed raising interests rates

They really aren't. https://www.forbes.com/advisor/investing/federal-reserve-fed-2021-outlook/

Yellen is going to keep the low rates until the economy recovers (which will probably take 5 years at least).

But, I'm really not trying to convince you. I have my bed that I'm sleeping in, and (to be honest) SMG has been inundated with newfags since the market started its bullrun. Once it tanks and even normie fags can't make money, this board will be really cleaned up.

>mention stock in gmh
>ignored
>it moons slightly

guys free moneyz

>>24734925
What will happen is your bank account will charge you an interest rate for the privilege of them holding your money, despite inflation.

Think of it as a holding fee, you pay the bank to hold your money.

my entire screen is red when I look at the portfolio

>>24734858

>not buying the biggest american oil and gas company in history and instead buying some random oil companies no one ever heard of before
wtf

>>24734423
I averaged up to 19 like a fool

>>24734941
Reminder that the term "conspiracy theory" was popularized after JFK's death.
>mfw Jack Ruby was actually a Jew with ties to the Jewish mob.

when am I supposed to sell covered calls?
I wanna sell 1/15 120c on TSM

who is buying these shit for a crab-upwards stock anyways

>>24734952
yes yes yes red!

rate my portfolio
NTDOY
SNAP
NCLH
TDOC
CLF
UUUU
ABNB
BFT
THCB

>didn’t double down on ABCL at 49
>it’s already over average cost I paid
fuck me

What’re odds UUUU hits 5 by Jan 15?

>>24734871
This is giving me some really nice flashbacks of the silver pump in the summer
>buy silver we’re headed for 30 year highs and staying there. Get in or get left behind, this is the real money! Buy miners
kek

>>24734917
>weekend theta is priced in
No it isn't. I have honestly no idea what you're trying to say. An uncertain weekend is not priced in on Friday. Because it can't be.

Just like an uncertain pre earnings option price does not price in the earnings before they happen. Because you can't price that in till the period of uncertainty is over.

Option premiums decay over night and during the weekend to shave off the uncertainty of a night/ a weekend of uncertainty. They then open at a lower price.
Again, whether you call this decay "during" the weekend or "adjusted price at open" does not matter.

>>24734850
then I just cope
but in the long run, going risky on a day like this over the weekend will work out poorly

>>24735009
red/10
buy ccj

>>24735018
Bro stocks only go up. If they're not all up Monday they'll be up Tuesday.

>>24734836
WHEN WILL CLF PUMP AGAIN I NEED MY SWEET TANTALIZING GAINS

>>24735014
0
Itll hit 3.50 though guaranteed
Just buy april calls scrub

Today's a discount on everything
jk I just bought in for the first time since march before everything went to hell
you've been warned, its all going to hell again

The redddit is strong today. Lot of lessons going to be learned within the next few weeks.

>>24735017
you do not get 2 non-trading day's worth of theta decay on your options. you get the equivalent of one overnight of non trading same as usual. obviously there is decay like normal, but it is not extra due to it being a weekend. you dont get three free nights of theta for every weekend, that would be insane

>>24734970
Only one stock I have is green. MSFT. Which is keeping me at -.1%.
The only time that crab stock is green while the rest is red.

>>24735029
thanks, i hate though that every time i look at a recommended stock it's literally just hit its ATH and is up at least 33% in the past month. Everytime I buy in like this I end up losing, or making very little through a stressful journey.

Based boomer cramer

>>24734489
It's actually fairing pretty well when compared to most of the other shit shilled here, especially after hitting 52 week highs multiple times this week.

>>24735015
I can see that, but clf has other factors going for it, so I'll stand by it and accumulate.

12
motha
fuckin
percent

>>24735015
Ya it reminds me of that too, but idk if other commodities are kiked as hard as silver and gold. They should both be at least 2x what they are now, but are lower than the summer rally. My nose isn't long enough to control the price either.

>>24734695
PLTR has a shit ton more shares, and we already pumped almost 300%.

>>24735036
It wasn’t a bad week overall. Held some good resistance today too despite a dramatic drop/bad day for the market. I’m optimistic about next week, especially Monday.

>>24734812
>not taking free money before it gets invaded by Robinhoodies

Ngfmi

>>24735068
ze jews, Cramer skims positions,,, BUY BUY BUY

>>24735068
he's actually right for once

https://psilocybinalpha.com/news/mindmed-closes-upsized-financing-of-cad-34-5m-gross-proceeds-raised-since-company-founding-now-total-cad-121-4m-usd-94-8m

for why MMEDF is spiking so hard.

>>24735067
buy velodyne before it moons monday, there was a giant dip today at 18,06

>>24735078
that you've gained or lost?

>>24734378
where is everyone buying this shit?????

>>24734795
??????

>>24734858
this is true. Miko is wholesome and cute, not for lewds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COQR9A8D4XQ

CLF has 17b in revenue now

Imagine not buying CLF with a 5b mkt cap

Bros why does every single girl seem to have a baby? Is there any way to profit from this?

>>24735056
>you do not get 2 non-trading day's worth of theta decay on your options.
Now you're talking about the exact value of the decay, which you said before was priced on Friday.
>you get the equivalent of one overnight of non trading same as usual.
Bit more than a night. Obviously not two trading day's worth of theta.
>obviously there is decay like normal, but it is not extra due to it being a weekend.
There is, obviously, a weekend is longer than a night. It just isn't worth enough to make you consider opening a position for it. It's a noticeable amount when you trade it for longer, but not enough to stress over really.
>you dont get three free nights of theta for every weekend, that would be insane
That's a completely different stance and issue than denying, or saying, that it exists.

>>24735122
up

BFT :) im green now

>>24735146
buy huggies?

>>24734901

This stocks running. Negative EPS, but the valuation looks good. Any news when they will get uplisted to NASDAQ? How long does everyone think it will continue to bloat?

Not trying to repeat another pot stock blunder, so I will probably pull out half or all my shares when it starts to plateau / dip.

>>24735146
That abortion wand thing

>>24735144
how much money was loss today guy?? GO take a tab and forget.

>>24735106
That is a good point. Those retards will probably continue to pump it to stupid levels. When does RH happen for mmedf?

>>24735184
You mean coat hangers?

>>24735002
Whenever really. Timing matters when you do weeklies, but with this amount of time do it now or whenever

>>24735186
Its still up over 2 days, yesterday was just a huge rip.

>>24735142
Based

>>24735180
>Any news when they will get uplisted to NASDAQ?
They meet the listing requirements as of today i think (close above $2.00 for 5 consecutive days)

>>24735199
LGVW

>>24735146
Yeah and their all single white mothers with black babies. There will be profits to be had soon. Maybe ill create a safe space daycare for the colored or something.

>>24735219
>>24735219
new
>>24735219
>>24735219

new

>>24735121
thanks anon

>>24735142

>>24735186
hes up like 200% he will never have a loss on clf

okay it looks like CLF is a buy
only things I'm holding over the weekend are my obstinate BABA, GE and CLF

>>24735194
Honestly not sure exactly. Someone earlier this week mentioned that it would be "soon". Been seeing it gain a LOT of traction in mentions here this week. Id say we are safe for now to ride some momentum. My plan is to ride the climb til RH can buy in and sell after their initial pump. Buy back in some after the dump and hold longer term.

>>24735205
yeah i gotta stop looking at everything day to day, i keep thinking i've lost 2 grand from it today but yesterday i made fucking 4 grand so whatever.... bought the dip

>>24735138
Kys my jogger man

>>24735161
my stance has always been that there is no added theta decay on the weekend compared to a regular trading day to trading day decay. making any option play with the assumption that you get added decay due to it being the weekend is wrong. that was always what i was saying. seems like we are on the same page

>>24735146
Simple; the govt benefits and that tax refund hike. Plus the court ordered kiddie support that if your the unlucky dude to knock up said girl that your forced to pay out.

>>24735202
thanks. i probably would be thrilled anyways if I got assigned to sell TSM at $120 by January 15

wow this is fun

>>24735258
Cool and interesting. Thanks

>>24734310
I would hold only if I'm up a high percentage.

>>24735146
CRI

>>24734497
Nigger

>>24735212
Great, hopefully uplisting super charges it. What are the chances Trump fucks everyone's gains? I doubt it myself.

>>24734468
3 years is what they say at Fed meetings. Check the price history of TLT around other QE rounds starting and ending. TLT has to dump its bonds on scedule and when interest rates climb it has to buy new expensive bonds and sell old worthless bonds. I'm not buying TLT or TMF until then.

>>24734424
Anon did you really sell under $50

Its not just special people who own Sentinel and fat bags of it, its autist.

>>24736043
Bullish

>>24734742
>News is always bad

>>24734796
All in NAK.

>>24735120
How long do we think this will spike for

Not a green in sight...