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CLF

I’m going to kill my self one day

FUCK CRSR

>>24732195
>was tempted to double down but I put the money into TSM instead
>TSM calls
redpill me on this.

Is CRSR dumping back under 30? I want to buy back in but want it to settle out first.

>nurse talking about pfizer vaccine
>had a fever of 104.9 f (40.5c)
get the fucking vaccine goyim

anyone received his AMGN dividend?
think it was payable on monday, but still nothing here

>put limit order of $25 in for ABCL, overshooting it in my mind
>opens in the 70's

LMFAO gonna pass on that shit

>set buy limit at 30.86
>no on buys
>lowest ask is 31.12
>set buy limit at 31.10 just to see what happens
>it buys instantly at 31.10
wtf, did I just get algo'd? How does it work?

>>24732243
no

i'm confused though because sqqq is at an all time low, why would vix be better? I think the market will go down more over the weekend.

I've got 1800 sitting in my etrade right now waiting for RBLX. Anyone else?

See you soon, good luck

>>24732295
>Is CRSR dumping back under 30? I want to buy back in but want it to settle out first.
So many other things to buy this dip. UUUU

>>24732295
Why would you buy some gaming meme stock?

>In the GME conference call Tuesday they almost explicitly said q4 is gonna be amazing and we're sorry q3 was shit lmao

Source on this exact moment?

>>24732332
All in on roblox is the game plan my man

all my calls from wednesday are back down. Holding strong with diamond hands - things will pump back up over this weekend.

I’m the AquaBlade stocktwits guy. One of you faggots keeps spamming my account here, gonna have to delete it.
I got destroyed by an Asmr Thot anyways, I have no reason to keep living.
But for real, fuck you, I’m going incognito you fucken creep. I think it’s CLFag doing it.

Just crash the market already, getting tired of the stagnant growth.

>>24732295
you have to be retarded to get oneitis with a stock that keeps going down. Move on, find something better to put your money into.

everything ive made in the lsat 2 weeks is gone

Who else UVXY 1/15 calls? Looks like free money. Both SPY and the VIX just crossed the MACD in bearish/bullish directions respectively. Looking like a big dip for SPY incoming along with a VIX spike.

>>24732376
go be a simp elsewhere lmao

>>24732209
THIS IS THE WORST CLF CRASH WEVE HAD DO I PULL OUT

IM FINALLY GREEN FOR ONCE I WANT OUT

>>24732432
why is vix better than sqqq at a time like this when the market is at an all time high? can someone explain?

>I’m the AquaBlade stocktwits guy

>>24732367
>All in on roblox is the game plan my man
Need to get that premarket IPO access though. Otherwise you're just licking up small hat scraps

The economy won't crash completely right? Like my GME April 2021 calls will be OK?

>>24732350
idk if I could source it but it was pretty heavily implied if you listened to the entire thing. I remember one of them saying something along the lines of "we are projecting q4 to be our best performing quarter in recent years"

>>24732465
Pull out so it can go up again.

>>24732465

not even down 5%

trading is not for you

jesus christ gme you’re killing me

>>24732484
>not just buying IPO (the IPO etf.)

>>24732465
>THIS IS THE WORST CLF CRASH WEVE HAD DO I PULL OUT
No it isn't you gay fucking nigger. This happens weekly

>>24732466
Lower IV means cheaper options. Very high risk though, UVXY trends downward over times because of VIX futures rollover.

>>24732497
ITS NOT BUT I HATE JOBS MORE

>>24732432
Noticed this too, just short SPY lmao

>>24732494
This is a weekly occurence with CLF you melodramatic faggot

who ABCL here

>>24732432
As a long term UVXY bag holder, I’ll say this: don’t think for a second that the government won’t pass a stimulus bill and turn your calls into a massive albatross around your neck. We are in clown world currently. Behave accordingly.

considering selling 20 13p weeklies on CLF right now

>>24732511
And what ETF would that be?

>>24732516
Is one better than the other though when the market is at a high like this? I am already in SQQQ, that's why I'm asking. I plan on holding over the weekend, but I'm trying to figure out if VIX would be a better bet. If it's more risky I'm not up for it. Not buy options either, just shares.

>>24732516
Actually I'm dead wrong here, IV is way lower for SQQQ, but SQQQ is also not leveraged so there's less room for it to run up. A big spike in the VIX is coming and would net some serious coin for UVXY calls.

>>24732556
You are almost guaranteed to lose money on that.

If you ever feel bat about yourself. Just remember that thousands of people used all their life savings to buy GME at 17$ and PLTR options.

>market goes down one (1.00) percent
IT'S OVER

>>24732534
No shit

>>24732556
That's only like $20 in credit if they get filled. Good if you want the entry though. Sell for next week instead

i applied for margin today

>>24732580
A journey of 1,000 miles starts with one small step

>>24732547
This is true. I've been burned on UVXY big time before. Just see a really sweet technical setup rn, and SPY 1/15 puts are wayyy too expensive

Bought 800 CLF $25 Strikes for March

Avg cost .12 cents

>>24732332
>>24732367
>>24732484
how do I buy????????

>>24732594
Which broker?

>>24732566
Stay with SQQQ if you want to short the market but minimize risk. UVXY calls are insanely risky I'll admit that

>>24732589
this is what I was considering

>>24732619
sneed

all the SPACS volatility is scaring me. I might cash out everything next week

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real

>>24732607
CLF isn't some meme stock with insane intra-day spikes like EV memes (TSLA, NIO) or GME type institutionally rigged memes.
CLF is a boomer iron ore stock which won't pumps strong enough to take it to $25 in March. Maybe $20 wouldve been a better idea, even at the volume of 800

>>24732641

>>24732563
IPO

>>24732629
Either they expire worthless or you get your entry below the 5 year high. Decent idea me thinks

How do I use Snapchat to find the stocks that are going to get the “Running and Gunning” and liquidating gauntlet?

>>24732573
Almost makes my 90$ loss on SNDL look like peanuts.

>>24732566
SQQQ has more potential for upswing. Traders have been flocking to the relative long term stability of the S&P over funny-money nasdaq. I expect this trend to continue if the downturn progresses and stimulus grid locks in the house.

>>24732515
It only goes down 2-3%

>>24732573
anyone who bets their entire life savings on the stock market deserves that pain

>>24732686
>harvesting virtual nigger noises

>>24732573
Was talking about that yesterday with a friend, guaranteed a few Redditfags suicided.

holy fuck this still has 4 mor ehours to fucking drop iand it's not fuckign stopoping AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24732713
shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>24732601
I think the S&P has been beaten down to the point that there isn’t any juice left to squeeze. I use GE as a bell weather. I know UVXY is at ATL or close to it but stimulus, and news of stimulus, will kill your calls and 1/15 isn’t that far away. NASDAQ has way more to lose.

ECB announced a new wave of QE, the FED will follow maybe this weekend or next week. This will be the last pump before capitulation. Im gonna cash out my gains and im out bois.

>>24732762
Has this kind of shit always been around or is it just a recent thing?
Everytime I see shit like this I feel like liquidating everything.

>>24732762
>how do we convince black women to enter the market?
>maybe some warren buffet quotes or lectures from famous stock brokers?
>no let's just copy rap albums

>>24732743
AHHHHHHHH

>>24732702
>It only goes down 2-3%
It dropped 10% on the 9th you retarded bear.

Just bought some GME April 2021 19c

Ouchies :(

>>24732573
And NAK.

all the FEST volatility is scaring me. I might cash out everything next week other

>>24732762
>Black Girl Stocks
what's in her portfolio /smg/

>YUM (Yum brands, KFC)
>GSK (cough syrup)

>all purchased with payday loans and cash advances from stolen credit cards

>>24732762
Imagine taking stock advice from a women, let alone a black woman

its okay if i lose money none of this really matters you'll die one day

>>24732802
There is a major effort to redistribute equity, this means low interest loans to minorities. It seems benevolent but it's really just going to result in them getting trapped in debt for life like most middle class white folks. I wonder who they will blame after the trap has been executed?

>>24732828
Same. The SPACS movement is really scaring me

>>24732824
https://www.barrons.com/articles/a-covid-19-surge-has-stalled-rolls-royces-recovery-the-stock-is-diving-51607702615

>>24732802
“J. P. Morgan tells the story of how he would get his shoes shined every Wednesday at the same shop around the corner from his office. One day the shoe shine attendant asked him if he and his friends could buy some stock through Morgan’s brokerage. The three friends had about $40—a lot of money in 1929. Morgan politely refused, hurried back to his office, and ordered that his company was not to have a single share of stock on its books by the end of the day. Morgan simply asked, “If the shoe shine boys are buying stocks, who else is left?” Of course, the 1929 stock market crash was only a few days away, and Morgan looked like a genius. He was not a genius; he noted that the order flow was likely running out on the buy side. It wasn’t his army of analysts that showed him that. It was a public investor.”

>>24732803
At least they know "dey" demographic. Even rappers are cheap now. I remember one talking about using Bed Bath and Beyond coupons and stealing coupons from rich folks.

>>24732864
How do we stop black people from getting debt trapped bros?

>>24732795
>QE again
>Cashing out
wtf are you doing

>>24732864
White people, of course. Anything niggers do to hurt themselves can be blamed on white people.

>>24732802
The covers of "housewife's guide to the stock marktet" or something like that was routinely posted here for a while. It was a 70s or 80s book.

GOD FUCK CRSR!!! Why the fuck is it tanking so hard.

>>24732876
But where else can the money fucken go?
Bonds are shit, cash is decreasing in value because the printer, Precious metals are manipulated and surpressed, stocks are the only place people can put their money that doesn't lose value.
So what the fuck is going on?

>>24732891
by sending them all back to africa

>>24732795
>ECB announced a new wave of QE, the FED will follow maybe this weekend or next week
Source? Maybe im gonna start actually loading up on more calls if QE news is floating around

Oh noooo CLF went down moreeee. Yay bought more cheapie calls

>>24732858
Based. And better taking some risks than never having taken any all

How do you pick the best strike price for options? Cheers mates.

>>24732923
CLF calls aren't exactly going down in premium price.

>>24732891
Maybe, when it happens to minorities in droves, we’ll finally get some good regulation on bank and credit card lending practices because they’ll squawk and squawk.

>>24732914
I don't think the jews are going to allow another crash - look at march. So, as long as you don't panic sell, you'll be fine. Just because a small % of niggers are into stocks doesn't mean your average nigger doesn't invest in sneakers instead.

A slower than normal smg is a good sign. Maybe we're coming to an end of this dump phase.
Feels like MM's are just throwing a fit about Congress.

>>24732873
Oh I'm very aware of what's going on. Needless to say I'm going to be bagholding until summer of 2021.

>>24732915
because it's a PND stock that we all dumped weeks ago, wtf is wrong with you, you absolute nigger

>>24732898
Read what I said. ill ride the last pump and then get out while I can

>>24732876
that's a nice story but we all know guys like JP Morgan know a few days ahead what the play is going to be, same with Buffet, Gates, etc, they don't give a shit about shoe shine boys.

>>24732949
volume/open interest & greeks

>>24732914
Buying all the land and renting it to the poors.

>>24732970
It generally means that the newfags have been liquidated and have fucked off.

>>24732963
Compared to earlier this week, I just saved a couple Hundo

>>24733018
Its also a sign we have 2-3 threads up right now.

>>24732949
You decide what is most likely to be achieved. Also, don’t post crypto shit on /smg/. There are dozens of threads featuring crypto.

>>24732964
It already happened to black people, black people have gotten fucked over so hard by bank lending practices, it is sick. Loan officers used to be clearly aware that they were exploiting their customers, in some cases would be caught to blacks as "mud people" and to subprime lending as "ghetto loans".

I thank the Lord every day I am not black so I don't have to deal with being uneducated and preyed on by commercial banks.

>>24732965
I see tons of stock clickbait crap, but niggers in the stock market is horrifying.

>>24733001
Burry was buying up farmland around 2012 I believe, and he has chinese friends that tell him how bad they are going to fuck the USA so he con profit, maybe he was like 8 years ahead or some shit

>>24733019
Which CLF calls did you buy today?

>>24733036
>Loan officers used to be clearly aware that they were exploiting their customers, in some cases would be caught to blacks as "mud people" and to subprime lending as "ghetto loans".
based

>>24733036
Legal loan sharking really is something else.

>>24732987
Yeah, but the point is more that dumb money is getting in, meaning the bubble's about to pop. Of course the (((bankers))) already know.

>>24733001
Based

>QQQ touching 20dma
>RSI falling
>MACD crossing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>happy i got velodyne at 18,40
>instantly crashes to 18
bros...

>>24733036
I can’t believe Obongo didn’t arrest any of those schister bankers after the crash. He had the mandate and didn’t do shit. Man, when the next crash comes it’s going to make the Great Depression look like a cake walk.>>24733035

>>24733036
>deal with being uneducated
You mean deal with being retarded. A black woman with an IQ above 100 is so valuable their guaranteed almost any job they want.

>>24733118
>I can’t believe Obongo didn’t arrest any of those schister bankers after the crash.
I vote Democrat but everytime I talk to black chicks in my law school, I bring up this exact point to indicate how nobody, Democrats or Republicans, likes niggers.

>>24732981
The ride never ends. There might be scalping opportunities between rounds of QE but that's it, that's the plan for the next 30 years.

>>24732915
Baby's first bogging. The first one's the hardest.

>>24733088
>116.73%

How did they arrive at that laughably huge number?

ECB's stimulus is only $600 billion. Kinda cringe.

>>24733088
>corn niggers jewing niggers and white trash
Unimaginably based. The Cherokee also owned nigger slaves.

>>24733036
>>24733118
Obama is a shabbos goy. There's this nigger congressman from Louisiana, who represents this area called "cancer alley" where companies like Dupont spread carcinogenic chemicals, and he literally doesn't give a fuck.

>>24733088
>116% interest
Fucking kek

just started today and my portfolio went down by 5%

>>24733088
can you really blame this man lmao

>>24733144

Agree. But if retards like myself are doubling their money in 2 weeks something is not right.

losing so much money on gme

>>24733036
Yeah I think this is geared towards the black people that came into money during the Obama years because a lot did. You also had a very affluent black population in Atlanta and Maryland. It's their young adults that are going to start getting into the stock and loan game and all that shit. I just hope they have their stuff straight before they dive in because dumb youtube meme shit is not how you learn.

>>24733102
yeah the story is on point, it's almost like they speak in code by using anecdotes. I saw an interview with Charlie Munger where he just blatantly stated you bribe your way to good deals and nobody caught it lol

>>24733136
Why do you vote Democrat? I won’t defend Republicans but surely you can see that Democrats are the more hypocritical of the two. After Obama won re-election he immediately went on to attempt a federal assault weapons ban following Newtown. This was right after, during his reelection campaign, he claimed he wouldn’t do such a thing. I voted for him twice because I believed he would hold banks accountable and would be true to his word on gun regulations. After that I will never it’s for a democrat again for president. Since Harry Truman there hasn’t been one genuinely good Democrat in office except for maybe Bill and he only gets a pass because he balanced the budget by working with his enemies in congress.

>>24733184
You were 6 hours too early. Lol

Hang on to your knickers, anonito. It's going to be a shit day

Thanks Alex, let's go with 'Guess Who's Back' for $400.

>APXT you can't just crab between 14 and 15 until the merge

i'm already all in GME but this dip is fucking juicy get in lads

>>24733184
Yeah it's normal but don't worry it's not your stocks, it's just the whole market. The whole thing will bounce back in no time (over the next week I guess).

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oetpBZ_GWrI

>>24733210
Two wrongs make a right? Most of the rich injuns have always been rich. Often the sons and daughters of chiefs who had the smarts to get in on the ground floor of land acquisition on the rez. That advert may very well be targeted at other aboriginals ie their countrymen.

>>24733237
You can't tell he's a racist? How many democrats do you know? They are almost all closet racists. Why else would they encourage taking loans and real estate block busting?

>>24733248
I thought you were dead?

>everything going down
>MMED doesn't give a fuck
absolutely psychedelic, too high to go down

>>24732295
We do nothing but shit all over this stock all day, and you want to join us? Do you hate money or something?

>/biz/ becomes loan sharks
all you need is:
>$5000 that you're willing to risk
>probaby some kind of llc (a few hundred dollars max)
>video camera for youtube commercial (your phone has one already)
>150% interest rates (on the house)
>one dumb nigger as your first customer (use your video ad to find one.)
>potential reward: >$50,000

Are we really getting more QE?

>>24733248
>Alex

Too soon

>>24732465
OP pic is your hands

wtf i just learned that S_____ is in smash

>>24733321
some people on here are doing naked calls and puts, it might be the other way around

>>24733237
>Why do you vote Democrat?
I don't care about guns and the uneducated hicks who use it as some political rhetoric to push their Rambo LARP fantasy.

I vote Democrat because Obama's quantitative easing policies made me more money than I've ever seen in my life. In general, I agree more with the bond buyback proclivities that I see in Democratic candidates.
Also, Democrats have protected the shyster banks who have kept niggers poor for so long (the commercial banks who handed out subprime loans like candy). Because Obama didn't prosecute any of the commercial banks for their loan predation, I became a staunch democrat. I don't wan't Black people to acquire and aggregate wealth, I want them to get fucked over by debt traps and stay poor so they don't move into my neighborhood.

Vote democrat.

>Why else would they encourage taking loans and real estate block bus
What is real estate block busting?

I always love spending my available cash on justed stocks only then to have them plummet another 5% and then have no more money to leverage. Oh well

>>24733321
based, sub 80 IQ niggers must pay their retardation tax to >150 IQ genius loansharks

>>24733298
I hate the superiority complex that democrats have. Their whole approach to everything is seeing the individual as not capable of solving their own problems.

CLF

>>24733298
He’s racist because he’s a Democrat? I think he’s just some law school fag who is drinking the koolaid and believes in the globohomo. He probably thinks Trump is a flippant maniac and Republicans are greedy corporatists more so than Dems.

>>24733321
Why hasn’t /biz/ started a company? Plenty of dumb money around.

>>24733362
>I don't care about guns
Stopped reading there. If you don't see the value of being able to own guns nothing else you say has any value.

>>24733389
No, he's a democrat because he's racist lol, just consider their position and what party most black people belong to and where it has gotten them. Actions, not words.

>>24733362
>what is block busting

Gentrification by Jews. You make good points about Democrats being effective at keeping blacks on the farm. Personally I would like to see blacks elevated out of their doldrums as productive members of society. Jfc, Democrats really are the real racists.

>>24733362
Wtf the bros, democrats really are the real racists.

I'm only down $44k, I was down $60k on the 9th. I'm good.

>>24733418
He is a fucking retard and he dismisses people who value their 2nd amendment right as uneducated hicks. That alone says enough about his ignorant superiority complex.

Bought some puts on IDEX as that fucker has another 100% to drop

Really doesn't matter which party loves niggers and which party hates niggers, as long as I'm not racist I don't care what people think.

>>24733418
Ironically, the poster is right. Dems keep black people poor...

Bit pol like, but he isn't wrong. As for guns, I agree, it is not a price worth paying.

>>24732835
GSK is a UK/Euro pharma kingpin headed by a successful looking white woman with a British accent.

Calling it a cough syrup play is retarded. It’s an ESG play and possibly Brexit play.

>>24733362
>he doesn't care about guns

How many pink wojaks would there be if Cohen pulls out because he overestimated the willingness of boomer retail managers to innovate and GME goes back to $6?

>>24733471
always has been

NOOO YOU LIED TO ME I THOUGHT SOXX ONLY WENT UP

>>24733465
Democrats are masters of projection.
Always remember....projection is confession.

>>24733499
SWBI will never die

>>24733499
Dems are just republicans who pander to more affluent, coastal, and urban concerns. Of course they keep the blacks poor.

The government is incentivized to keep the poor from ever getting anything. This makes them easier to control with minimal carrots.

>>24733519
Then that one dude that posts here that holds puts for july 2021 will be saved

>>24732209
NIO what the goddam motherfucking shit??

Am I being shaken out or should I unironically fucking bail?!! JFS its shed like $14 this week. Muh shekels...

>>24733443
You’re right. Fuck, I need to re-evaluate. Democrats are fucking evil. I actually want blacks and niggers to do better. Man, imagine the cognitive dissonance it takes to claim to be someone’s ally while simultaneously cutting them off at the knees at every turn.

>>24733556
They are issuing more stock.

>buying clf when you could have bought ccj
imagine listening to a tranny

>>24733495
Ah I see that gentleman is also heavily invested in RYCEY.

>>24733418
>>24733506

This is pretty dogshit Amerishart obese monkey logic, but I don't expect any better from largely uneducated white pseudo-hicks on 4chan.

After living in Idaho for 5 years (guns flow like water there, similar to AZ) I've realized most white Americans are hopelessly dumb motherfuckers who have deluded themselves into thinking they're gonna protect this country against tyranny from the Deep State but after living amongst those types and seeing the whole Kyle Rittenhouse shitshow, its apparent that White Americans with guns will help a tyranny, not stop it.

Here's what I learned about dumb middle Americans whites and guns: For many having a gun equals an undeserving cockiness and a cavalier attitude about something they got from Walmart coming down from an opiate high.
Some white americans really do take guns seriously with lots of safety, but most of those people are the types to do everything responsibly.

>>24733506
>gun policy will be determined by whether or not a rep or dem is in the White House
Nah
It’s states and Supreme Court and the second amendment and it’s just not going away. Guns are not going away. They’ll just get more expensive and need more loopholes.

More bureaucracy doesn’t always mean less freedom, that’s kind of the point of the checks and balances thing, and why removal of a president from office is so difficult.

>>24733490
Don’t worry, we’ll line him up along with the other lawyers and fill them with copper and lead right before we bulldoze their corpses into a mass grave... in Minecraft, of course.

>>24733605
Holy shit a new pasta. Also I didn't read any of your post.

In 1860, no Republican owned a slave. No Republican in the country owned a slave. All the slaves in the US at the time—all 4 million of them—were owned by Democrats.

>>24733578
We could also just send them back to their shitholes, and the kikes with them.

>>24733578
> I actually want blacks and niggers to do better.
Yeah because surprise, surprise society ends up suffering when there are more poor and ignorant people in it. More ratchet niggers equals more problems. Maybe the dumb fuck will realize it when Jamal robs him while he is sipping his pumpking spiced latte in his gentrified urban neighborhood.

>>24733465
Gentrification is good though, its a positive outcome of capitalism. For example, we gentrified the FUCK out of all the poor white people here in California. My neighborhood is about 90% Asian right now.

Did you guys already pump and dump nak yet or whats the plan here?

>>24732915
Do DD in the company.
What do they do?
>Sell LED lights

Worth investing in?

>>24732243
Uh oh someone gave this wagie a bench. My city went through and removed all benches on the off chance 2 people sat on them not socially distancing

>>24732876
It's more likely Morgan dumped a lot of stock and triggered the crash. So he blamed it on a shoe boy.

>>24732610
NGMI

>>24733533
I was talking to my socialist friend once. He said “you can’t punch down, you can’t make fun of poor people. Satire is reserved for our betters.” I thought to myself “hmm, this implies you think you’re better than some others” which is an utter hypocrisy for a socialist.

STOP THE MARKET

>>24733605
awesome blog, sorry i even entertained the thought you would be worth a discussion, now put on your mask and do as you are told

let's get back to stocks because I bought up SQQQ and got stuck in REITs let's see how this goes for the weekend because I think I'm reeling back and waiting now.

>>24733659
NAK is a long game, just remember to keep reminding us it's around, lest we forget

I'M GONNA CUUUUM!!!!!

Buy the VLDR dip. Amazon Zoox reveal is on monday and there's a high chance they're using Velodyns pucks

>Obama's failure to prosecute Wall Street means democrats are bad now
Holy shit stay poor faggot
>>24733686
Your friend is absolutely right. I am a socialist and pro-regulation because poor people (of any race or creed) are fucking incredibly stupid and our system is going to capitulate if we don't spoonfeed these types.

>Want to buy the GME dip
>It requires freeing up cash from other positions that are red
>If I sell when it's red, the Bogs win

>>24733663
Posts like this tell me Gamersensei isn't priced in yet.
E-sports coaches are like tutors who make six figures. Gamersensei is a platform, and boomers lurve platforms.

Why is buttcoin recovering

>>24733710
look at that big BUSSY

At least GME is almost affordable now

how are you guys doing so far today? (+1.05%)

>>24733605
The whole guns as a personality I agree is pretty pathetic, but an armed populace with a common goal can indeed take down a tyrannical power. Just look at Vietnam or afghanistan against the Russians and the recent US occupation

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

THE MARKET HAS A GUN!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

>>24733605
Tyranny is only defeated by another tyranny. This is the nature of war. The goal is to diminish the tyranny once it’s antithesis is defeated to form a better civilization.

Its literally my 1st day investing and I bought 1 stock from American Airlines and 1 from Virgin Galactic.

What do you think about me?

>>24733773
you lost a lot of money today didnt you

>>24733773
nothing

>>24733418
Based and NAKpilled

>>24733735
Absolute unit. The shares are going to rocket

hey guys, im trans idk if that matters

>search for smg on catalog
>four different threads
>each thread has several posts linking to the other ones
What the fuck do I do

Do the weak CLF holders realize that todays low is still higher than the all time high from 2 days ago?

>>24733726
>Hold until I am green
>If I am green, then everything else is probably green, and the dip is over

>>24733739
Don't lie to yourself, the armed populace of dipshit White hicks in America would shoot down citizens blindly if a Trump-type figurehead told them to. Why do you assume the average gun-toter in America isn't some subservient dipshit who won't do everything he is told by some tyrannical politician he's aligned with?

>>24733809
Amazon Bussy or eBussy? 2021 confirmed year of the bussy

>>24733809
Why do Jews have to make everything so ugly?

This is a noob question, but why are some of returns from my options near 4× while others are 2x? Is it due to the premium?

>>24733638
Gentrification is unsustainable speculation that makes obtaining a home hard or impossible. Also, it’s an attempt by soulless leftist drones like yourself to get some authenticity in their lives because nothing says authenticity like bums sleeping in stoops and gangbangers defacing buildings and robbing bodegas.

>>24733819
YOU DUMP CLF HOLY SHIT IT'S GOING BELOW 10 DOLLARS MY MATE TOLD ME
DUMP IT NOW

Friday trading hours /smg/ always sucks. We need to get to AH when these threads become amazing.

>>24733739
>there are regularly countries that are torturing people who try to leave or expose the government in 2020
>many of these countries just had a weak economy but weren't particularly miserable places to live
>global community doesn't really do much to help
>WE DON'T NEED GUNS THAT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE
Frankly every leftist can lick my fucking cock.

Reddit is shilling uranium. im gonna sell the pump soon.

>>24733812
based

>>24733812
>hey guys, im trans idk if that matters
Dang, that sucks, you should stop it.

>>24733738
+20.5%

ALL IN ON MMEDF BABBYYYYY

>>24733809
That looks like Cinderella's pumpkin carriage but with getho rims.

What company is this so I buy some puts?

>>24732762
Jesus Christ, literally everyone is in stocks now

Buy GIK

>>24733842
Nigger what...
Nigger why are you buying options if you cant do basic math
What the fuck is wrong with you
Tell me your options so I can go run train on you

>>24733839
eBussy is /our vehicle/ fuck amazon and there crooked eyed jew ceo.

>>24733854
THIS!
DUMP CLF NOW
FOR A SHORT TIME I WILL HELP BY BUYING IT FROM YOU!

Was up $650 earlier this week, now barely up $150.

Make it stahp

>>24733721
>worthless trash with a superiority complex
>socialist
Checks out

>>24733733
Could be in an accumulation phase right now, but I don't watch it enough to give you a valid answer.

>>24733883
Is this shit getting uplisted or what
Straight to 5 when RobinHooders get to buy it

>>24733860
>massive chimp outs this year
>people beaten and killed by the mob
>police do nothing
>its going to get 100x worse over the next decade
"Why do you need guns? The government will protect you?"
Holy shit these people are actually robots.

>>24733864
Don't. UUUU is gonna go to $10 before we sell

>Robinhood offering 0DTEs now
lel

>>24733833
The common enemy of most gun owning 'Trump-types' as you say is antifa, marxists, and BLM so I'd probably join their cause.

4U is recovering!

>>24732762
well if this isn't a sell signal I don't know what is

>>24733860
But sir most leftists have at LEAST one STD. I advise against this.

>>24733812
>Shills against CLF regularly
Why would h-
>is trans
Kek. Go Dilate your smelly axe wound.

>>24732209
THIS IS THE WORST CLF CRASH

>>24733922

Not if the market crashes before that

What's everyone picking up today?
I'm thinking about BE

>>24733889
don't mind if I do

Any thoughts on whether $U will go lower? Been looking for a good time to get in.

>>24733819
Have them all open and post in each one, duh.

>>24733605
you need to poo in the loo my friend

>>24733840
It's a reflection of their being.

>>24732465
>worst crash
>5%
Laughing (and crying) coomer cats dot jeypeg

>>24733934
That's a big guy for me.

>>24733884
Amazon anon, Zooxs Amazon.

Those are some big puts

>>24733860
The entire mantra of being a democrat is being painfully naive
>that can't happen journalists would expose it
>journalists can never be bought and told what to do, they have integrity
>our government would never do that were the good guys
>you don't need guns our government will protect us
>What's the point of having guns we would lose against the government anyway
Defeatist cucks is all they are. Doesn't mean republicans are perfect.

>>24733952
This is pretty dogshit Amerishart obese monkey logic, but I don't expect any better from largely uneducated white pseudo-hicks on 4chan.

After living in Idaho for 5 years (guns flow like water there, similar to AZ) I've realized most white Americans are hopelessly dumb motherfuckers who have deluded themselves into thinking they're gonna protect this country against tyranny from the Deep State but after living amongst those types and seeing the whole Kyle Rittenhouse shitshow, its apparent that White Americans with guns will help a tyranny, not stop it.

Here's what I learned about dumb middle Americans whites and guns: For many having a gun equals an undeserving cockiness and a cavalier attitude about something they got from Walmart coming down from an opiate high.
Some white americans really do take guns seriously with lots of safety, but most of those people are the types to do everything responsibly

>>24733833
oh i see you're just scared about white americans finally having enough with trannies running around destroying the country, just stfu nigga the only tyranny in america comes from the left

I just bought some STAG today. I'm thinking of eventually rolling over crypto and memestock profits into REITs and re-investing the dividends. Do you anons have longer term positions like this?

Fuck Jews I’m never selling my SPACS early

>>24733605

>>24733949
Market crashes the 21st jesus christ, what part of jews are psuedo intellectual dirtbags that like astrology do you retards dont understand. They think aligning their devious plots with the planets makes them genius. Go major bull before the 20th and then sell before the crash.

CLF dump over, finally.

>>24733952
I picked up more CLF calls

>>24733952
bought the ARKK dip

>>24733962
Looks like a Chad tbqh. Mirin chin and hairline.

>>24732876
>“J. P. Morgan tells the story of how he would get his shoes shined every Wednesday at the same shop around the corner from his office. One day the shoe shine attendant asked him if he and his friends could buy some stock through Morgan’s brokerage. The three friends had about $40—a lot of money in 1929. Morgan politely refused, hurried back to his office, and ordered that his company was not to have a single share of stock on its books by the end of the day. Morgan simply asked, “If the shoe shine boys are buying stocks, who else is left?” Of course, the 1929 stock market crash was only a few days away, and Morgan looked like a genius. He was not a genius; he noted that the order flow was likely running out on the buy side. It wasn’t his army of analysts that showed him that. It was a public investor.”

Cute story. The reality is Morgan was an inside trading kike who fleeced the nation and should've hung.

>>24733952
im going to BLOOOM

reposting, please advise:
alright boys i have a question. I sold a RIDE $21p expiring today. currently RIDE trades at $20.50 approximately
should I:
>hold and get assigned (i'm okay with wheeling these shares)
>buy to close for a measly 23% gain (only $25) and possibly sell another $20p expiring next friday
these are the things i am considering:
>i would prefer to have cash on hand in case of a dip
>i would prefer not to baghold RIDE in case of a total market dip and not have cash to buy cheapies
>if i rolled the put, i would still prefer to not have to lock up that cash for the week
what do you guys think?

I have $40,000. Here is my plan:

>wake up each morning
>pick a relatively stable stock
>watch as it fluctuates plus or minus 1%
>pick a low point, buy $40k worth of stoinks
>wait for it to reach a high point that same day
>sell for a profit of 0.5% or 1% or whatever, somewhere around there
>pocket $200 to $400
>maybe do the same thing a couple more times
>go to bed
>do same the next day

Can it really be this easy? Do you really just need to save up 40 grand and then you're set for life? Hell even 10 grand or 20 grand would be enough to get a foothold. Are all the unwashed masses, who bitch about le wall street, really unable to save up 10 grand and that's why the lower and middle classes exist?

>>24733738
-3.5

>>24732209
Why didn't you trust me bros?

>>24733894
Oh lol I forgot I bought another one of the same options at a higher premium later during the day so it offset my profits. I'm sleep deprived

>>24734004
GMI. Sadly, half the money will go to ball surgery to do something about the size of those monstrous alpha nuts.

>he didnt get in the uranium fueled rocket of ccj

>>24733918
Pretty much. I get the whole "life isn't worth property mindset" but my property also represents my life because of the time I invested in it. That gives it value to me. And if life isn't more valuable than property, nothing wrong with the precedent of "you shouldn't risk your life and safety by going after someone else's property"

>>24733943
I got chlamydia in the back of my 1990 buick century once.

>>24733980
Yeah I don't get how any Democrat voters live with themselves. I know what I'm getting into voting for Republicans. Insane.

told ya to dump clf shitcoin

Who profits rn?
Thats me boys

>>24734018
Its easy until you fuck up once and you lose all the gains in a day.

last time I came into one of these threads, some anon was shilling RYCEY, saying to sell at $3.5 as it dumped from $2.5 to $1.8 kek

>>24734011
>Morgan was an inside trading kike who fleeced the nation and should've hung.
Shouldn't they all?

This better be the end of the dip!

>>24734018
You pick wrong and you lose mate

>>24734018
good plan, but, you can make a lot more than that much with that amount. put half into an index and the other half into meme plays. get a margin account so you can day trade.

>>24734039
CARA CARA CARA CARA CARA

>>24734018
>What is tax

>>24733974
I can't think of any scenario where Amazon crashes and doesn't quickly recover.

It's definitely bloated, but has strong financials and long term with AWS.

>>24734037
"life isn't worth property"
The people attacking my property aren't sentient beings so their lives don't matter.

CRSR IS GOING UP PRAISE ALLAH

why does anyone ever sell?
don't they realize everyone's money could just go up forever if nobody sold?

>>24732209
Is TSNP total shit or what?

>>24734018
yes, it really is that easy. no safer way to make money than daytrading. youve solved life m8

Anyone here time the dip? I bought too early.

UUUU ending the day green. Next major sell off is $4 get in today.

>>24734018
>Can it really be this easy?
all it takes is one fuck up and your down $5,000

>>24734018
Don't dump 40kjnti the market if you are this retarded. Your goal is to call the bottom every single day.

>>24733984
>>24733933
>>24733848
If White Republican constituents were genuinely forceful about the idea of regulating banks and increasing regulatory oversight in general for the FIRE sector (namely commercial banks who facilitate housing speculation and such), then I would become a Republican overnight.

To put it simply: Republicans dislike regulation too much. Using Obama and Clinton's aversion to Wall St. regulation won't change the fact that Trump has done the following with Wall Street:

>lowering capital requirement

>lweakening stress testing and living wills

>allowing more proprietary trading

>enabling more unregulated derivatives dealing
>rolling back consumer and investor protections

>reducing prudential regulation of systemically significant banks

>neutering the regulation of systemically significant nonbanks and the shadow banking system

>defunding research and monitoring of the financial industry

>stopping enforcing the laws, if not actually siding with the predators.

>SPAC's are kill
>RYCEY is kill
>GME is kill
>EV's are kill
am I kill?

>>24734083
Because people are greedy and impatient.

THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY WHEN MITCH VETOED THE STIMULUS
BUY THE DIP AND THANK HIM LATER

>>24734033
Order finally filled once it dropped below 13.30. Kinda expect it to crab for the next little while though, but that's fine with me. I rather it do a slow climb then pump and dump every day. Comfy boomer hold

>>24734065
You know that taxes are only on the gains right?. This argument is so fucking stupid. If you're scared of taxes just be a passive faggot.

>>24734018
Something happened to everyone at least once.
>buy
>it goes down
>it's okay I'll just hodl
>it keeps going down
And suddenly your plan to live off your market gains goes to the trash as you have to go back into wageslavery because your money is locked in a dumping stock.
fractionate.

BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS BUY DIS

>>24734100
Were still on the way down lmao what

I knew you wouldn't let me down 4u

>>24734016
Am I going to have to change my name because of larpers?

baking

>>24734108
But he made state income tax non tax deductible to federal income tax so the upper class has ended up paying more in taxes (many youtubers leaving california because of this too).

>>24734100
Ive been buying all morning

>>24734080
>all markets dive on no stimulus
>"I'll buy a company that sells meme keyboards"

CSRS somehow finds long term heavy bag holders in the funniest ways

>>24734076
Also, my property is worth more to me (and objectively) than the lives of looters.

>>24734127
How does this happen if you pick a bluechip stock during a time of economic stability? I'm not talking about investing, I'm talking about abusing the normal +-1% fluctuations in a company whose value is not actually changing in real life

>>24734159
>>24734159
>>24734159
>>24734159
>>24734159

>>24734139
>still on the way down
sure thing

>>24734018
>yolo life savings into a stock to get a 1% return per day.

Dude, 1% a day is literally a good etf or stock. Once the market bottoms out, buy TSLA or AAL or something and sit on it. It'll be guaranteed to make better returns than you can with your shitty reddit plan.

Or, if you just are in it to YOLO, swing trade small caps. It takes more work than I feel you're willing to give it though.

By the way, buy TLT. It's one of the few equities that will moon while the market is tanking.

3dpd fag, btw.

>>24734108
You are an absolute moron.

Please let this pump not be fake and gay

>>24734149
>But he made state income tax non tax deductible to federal income tax so the upper class has ended up paying more in taxes
You're implying this is good?

>>24733933

>>24734162
go for KO and don't listen to these faggots

>>24733321
Is this legal?

>>24734108
i don't give a shit what republicans do to banks, the republicans can be communists for all i care, i will never vote for the party of trannies niggers anti whites and all the social policies they come with them,

>>24734194
I thought you were saying taxing the rich was good.

>>24734065
>moves to TX and blocks your path

>>24734154
Honestly, don't hold any I just like giving CRSR bagholders hope.

>>24734180
You don't know shit about this and will blindly defend Republicans/Trump so thats why your only retort was a non-response.
Trump's deregulation of systemically significant nonbanks is worth singling out, because it illustrates the Trump administration's sheer recklessness. This will recreate the two-tier regulatory system that incentivizes and rewards regulatory arbitrage and a bailout culture. The implications for Trump's disregard for financial stability are immense.

>>24734059
crazy cara lurker!

>>24734146
clf not going do dump to $0 but still dump as it does now

>>24734162
If the market was logical we would all be set for life. Shit happens that you can neither control nor predict. The game is rigged, only the jews can win because they can buy/sell when you're not allowed to.

>>24734233
I don't really like taxes unless they are for the specific purpose of decreasing the purchasing power of a certain group of people. Taxing to fund govt is stupid and Amerishart democrats/socialists are too dumb to get over that

>>24734284
>unless they are for the specific purpose of decreasing the purchasing power of a certain group of people
What people?

so far today has been a pretty bad day, who is up?

>>24734108
All this turns into is a rule that you need $50k in your account to trade options.
Fuck you and your disdain for the middle class.

>>24734283
No need for the antisemitism

>>24734284
i dont like taxes at all

>>24734302
A certain class of people within their designated tax bracket.
The only reason we should be taxing the middle class more is if we want to explicitly decrease their purchasing power and make them have less cash in their pockets, we shouldn't be taxing the middle class to fund govt.
>>24734336
Dude thats fucking amazing. You should dock your penis into my foreskin. We both have similar ideals.

>>24734315
I'm down 8%

>>24734315
i did some yolo daily call spreads yesterday and now im down like 30%

>>24734315
I'm only up 62% on $21 VXX calls expiring December 31st : (

>>24734315
Could be worse

>>24734315
Down 5% right now but I went up 15% yesterday so okay all things considered

>>24734541
whtas that spaxx shit?
It used to be on my account but its not there anymore for some reason

>>24734516
that's bullshit, i'm only up 20% on $20 calls expiring the 18th.

just got some clf after the dip bros.
how dumb 1-10?

>>24733663
They do way more than that.