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the issue of sex when living as cheap as possible Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:58:06 2020 No.24716572 [Reply] [Original]

>live with parents
>only use public transportation and uber if I have no choice
>stopped playing video games and watching Netflix
>stopped drinking alcohol and drugs
>stopped going to restaurants and only buy cheap healthy food
>generally don't spend money on anything I don't need or can get for free
I'm trying to pay down my parents house since we live in a good neighborhood and the house has already appreciated 20℅ since they bought it 8 years ago. So basically all I do is work, sleep, exercise, eat, and listen to (free) Spotify when I want to relax. Basically autistically min/maxing my money potential. The problem though is pussy. Escorts in my area are $400 if I get a chick from south america and $500-$600 if I want a white girl. That's over $20k a year if I get one every week. How do I get free pussy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:59:35 2020 No.24716594 Just get a gf bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:00:20 2020 No.24716607 Firm handshake

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:00:49 2020 No.24716618 >>24716572 Use tinder and/or masturbate to free porn. Some public hospitals give free rubbers to niggers like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:03:45 2020 No.24716697 >>24716572 Elevate your game and hunt Tinder thots

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:03:48 2020 No.24716698 File: 204 KB, 324x450, porn-magnet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:04:27 2020 No.24716714 >>24716572 Just don't have sex (until you find some cutie to knock up and start a family with).

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:06:32 2020 No.24716765 >>24716572 Escorts are just a diseased hole that you can masturbate with. Girlfriends use sex to manipulate you. You should be in monk mode until your wedding night.

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Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:10:12 2020 No.24716834

>>24716765
>get married
>lose house in divorce
Defeats the purpose of everything I'm doing

Also as for tinder I used to get pussy on there but I don't think I'll be able to convince women to fuck/date a 26 year old guy who lives with his parents and doesn't have a car.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:14:39 2020 No.24716918 I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:17:49 2020 No.24716978 >>24716918 do you think that's extraordinary here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:19:02 2020 No.24717001 >>24716978 absolutely not, just stating my fact how OP is not min/maxing his money potential enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:19:31 2020 No.24717010 >>24716834 Just invest and give up sex until you're rich and the expense of having a girlfriend is pocket change to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:21:40 2020 No.24717055 File: 25 KB, 300x464, 7_85184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come to Rio. 20 USD. Pic related. photoacompanhantes.com

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:24:00 2020 No.24717117 >>24716607 Very underrated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:25:01 2020 No.24717137 >>24717001 Understood, have a nice day.

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Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:34:27 2020 No.24717315

>>24716834
>Also as for tinder I used to get pussy on there but I don't think I'll be able to convince women to fuck/date a 26 year old guy who lives with his parents and doesn't have a car.
yes you can, don't give up before you try. Just go out there and find your bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:36:57 2020 No.24717372 >>24716572 Just buy a flesh light, it feels better than the real thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:51:38 2020 No.24717649 >>24716572 Is this problem solved yet? Minimalism Mode here as well :S

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:59:40 2020 No.24717786 >>24717055 Brasil turned expensive I just read Also it’s Full of Spiders I guess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:01:03 2020 No.24717807 Go to a massage parlor once a month

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:02:57 2020 No.24717845 Buy a electric penis massager off Ali Shit is better than sex and looks like a BT Speaker lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:04:28 2020 No.24717866 >>24716607 Made me groan

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:05:28 2020 No.24717878 >>24716607 This guy fucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:09:33 2020 No.24717944 >>24716572 femanon here, I wouldn't fuck someone who listens to free spotify, free spotify is aids. don't care about anything else on your loserlist though desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:10:23 2020 No.24717960 >>24717786 Thefuck you're talking about? Pic related is on the linked site for 20 USD an hour and they are awesome. I live in Rio and had plenty of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:20:44 2020 No.24718133 >>24717944 you will never be a woman even if you dilate everyday

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:25:29 2020 No.24718192 >>24716572 Buy a sex toy they are cheaper, don't bleed, and generally aren't as much of a distraction and total waste of time as a real woman. bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks..

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:29:34 2020 No.24718251 literally just masterbate.. its that simple

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:31:50 2020 No.24718283 >>24716607 The answer to life

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:36:16 2020 No.24718347 >>24716834 Car is all you really need. I would go for a 1990s bmw. Cheap, easier maintenance than the 2000s, and timeless look with a clean paint job. Women only care if it looks nice and expensive

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:37:00 2020 No.24718363 >>24716834 I'll be 30 soon and I live with my parents. My gf is 25, just be fit and not retarded and any autist can find a gf these days

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:39:32 2020 No.24718411 >>24716572 Just pirate TV shows and videogames retard.

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Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:43:15 2020 No.24718479

don't waste your time on tinder

you need excellent pictures and your own place if you want girls to come over

average fattys all have 1000+ matches and shes not gonna fuck you unless 1.your very attractive 2.she has stds 3.you provide her with something(food,alchol,drugs,clout).

tinder used to be good but now its play to win with too many normies. also if you post something cringey or "chad"like and your not a chad you may some girl screenshot it and post it on twitter or instagram and everyone will laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:45:03 2020 No.24718512 File: 1.27 MB, 300x225, 1592549911270.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24716607

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Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:45:34 2020 No.24718526

>>24718347
I'd get a Lexus or Acura after owning 90s BMW's haha
women can smell the price of a car though, unless you're going to make a lot of legit improvements to the car on your own.
I drive an 07 Outback now, and its kinda beat, but I invite fems over instead of driving.
Really, you could either have the car or live on your own,
but having one of the two is important unless you go for cougar pussy - older rich women will look past all your BS if you can fuck them like a young man because they aren't really looking for you to support them or anything but you do have something to offer them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:58:40 2020 No.24718724 >>24716572 hang out with drug dealers you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:05:23 2020 No.24718822 >>24716618 Lol no they dont

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:46:01 2020 No.24719428 >>24716918 Sir, this is a Burger King. I have you to ask you to leave the restaurant if you are not making an order.

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Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:03:06 2020 No.24719714

>>24716572
>That's over $20k a year if I get one every week. How do I get free pussy
you find a hot college girl, convince her to do porn but you'll cover her face so she'll be anonymous, then upload it and get ad revenue. That should pay off your cost and maybe give you some profit. maybe don't even pay them and tell them they'll get half the profits

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:08:48 2020 No.24719803 File: 444 KB, 799x792, AC986EA5-EC55-4E09-8754-5E0D9974512F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24717944 Agreed the ads are horrible on Spotify Fuck kikes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:15:36 2020 No.24719924 Use SeekingArrangements been having sugar babies for years AMA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:34:07 2020 No.24721273 >>24719924 don't you feel horrible that they don't actually want you at all and just want your money?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:38:30 2020 No.24721335 >>24717845 >pnk and statera holders

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:54:25 2020 No.24721632 >>24719803 idk who the jogess is but I'm pretty sure Greta never said any of those things