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24644488 No.24644488 [Reply] [Original]

>be exterminator
>place signs around a rich neighborhood entrance and exit
>wait a week
>place 3 raccoons in the area
>wait 3 days
>3 calls
>profit

then

>capture raccoons
>move them to other neighborhood
>repeat
>do this with every neighborhood within a 15-mile radius
>whenever they have pest problems in the future they all go to me

Sometimes you gotta do some bad things.

>> No.24644502

>>24644488
Based

>> No.24644507

>>24644488
Nice digits

>> No.24644517
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24644517

Das a scam

>> No.24644535
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24644535

>>24644517
>"das a scam"

Yes.

>> No.24644538

>>24644488
what happens when one of them decides to get rid of the raccoons themselves?

>> No.24644549

>>24644488
OP do exterminators have a market for indoor raccoon farming? I imagine every once in a while one dies or gets away. how do you replace them? dm me if you want to get into business together I can breed the replacement raccoons in my closet

>> No.24644565

>be me
>security
>see this guy put signs on mob boss territory
>later see him release 3 raccoons
>tell boss
>he says hire him
>we do
>raccoons are gone
>follow the exterminator home
>tell boss all about his family
>boss says put them all in the ground

>> No.24644568

>>24644538
Rich people dont get rid of raccoons themselves. Normal people dont even get rid of raccoons themselves. I also used rich neighborhoods because they're the ones that have the most food waste because they can afford it, the raccoons love it. I can also double charge them because their houses are so big.

>> No.24644599

>>24644549
I'm a jew, and I fear this indoor raccoon farmer

>> No.24644604

>>24644488
>listens to italian comedian
>repurposes skit for biz
what a fucking loser. how did you come to this point?

>> No.24644607

>>24644565
Then mommy wakes me up with big hugs and warm tendies.

>> No.24644631

>>24644488
Based The Frighteners anon.