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take physical delivery of uranium futures edition

GME EARNINGS AFTER MARKET TUESDAY

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>QE Explained
youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk&feature=youtu.be

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
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>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
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https://www.sprc.org/
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>> No.24636060
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24636060

Chuck Yeager just died...

>> No.24636074
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.24636077

TSLA is a bubble and you are regarded if you don't think so.

>> No.24636079
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All I think about is GME.

>> No.24636090

>>24636060
RIP in peace.

>> No.24636092

>>24635943
Stocks are easy mode. I'm literally in the green on everything I own.

Line go up. It's that simple.

>> No.24636097

Am I fucked on APXT and am I too late for CLF? That’s all I need to know.

>> No.24636103

>>24636038
Fuck you stay out of uranium

>> No.24636107
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24636107

pump up the jam pump it up

>> No.24636112

I plan to sell half of my tsla stack the week before so inclusión and buy some X (steel) with that money
What do you think?

>> No.24636113

>>24636077
From the same retards that said
>Netflix is a bubble
>Amazon is a bubble
>Apple is a bubble
>Facebook is a bubble

>> No.24636127

>>24636038
All in on CCJ

>> No.24636128

Are news on weed stocks? Sizeable dip in my weed stocks, but PLTR kept me positive today

>> No.24636135
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>>24636060
Massive F in chat. They don't make them like they used to.

>> No.24636137

>>24636128
Should I buy SNDL?

>> No.24636140

GME... my dear sweet GME...
My JAN 18C and 20C...
I watch you swing up and down, +$1000, -$2000, +$3000
I am really worried my calls will get fucked by earnings.

>> No.24636148

>>24636113
They are not the same. Tesla barely sells cars.

>> No.24636153

>>24636148
Battery, rockets, memes

>> No.24636157

>roblox is a bubble
im not selling, my dividends will be in robux and i will overcharge kids for it on the nearest playground

>> No.24636163
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>>24636077
No its not, fight me

>> No.24636174

>>24636097
avepoint is solid, apxt was one of the few SPACs I thought was worthwhile and I put some money in. only to watch HCAC piece of garbage moon. EVs just wont slow down.

>> No.24636189

I sold everything at market open because of red futures and some boomer saying a crash is imminent. Should I buy back in asap or wait for the next dip?

>> No.24636205

>>24636153
tsla doesnt sell rockets.

>> No.24636219

>>24636148
Yeah is not like they are building 2 new factories and got a brand new one just operational for less than 2 quarters. I am sure Tesla will not be able to deliver 1M cars next year with a grow of 50% YOY again after doing it in 2020, 2019 and 2018.

>> No.24636222

>>24636205
tsla itself is the rocket, true

>> No.24636229
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been rocked in my room for 1 month now browsing smg all day, and think i'm finally starting to get the hang of things

thanks guys its fun you guys are cool and i hope nice greens come soon for all

>> No.24636240

>>24636148
Tesla isn't a car company dumbass

>> No.24636241
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24636241

can it hurry up and be wednesday so i can know if im poor or rich

this is so much anxiety

>> No.24636243

>>24636205
It would be great to be one of SpaceX's private shareholders/

>> No.24636247

Buy puts on RYCEY

>> No.24636248

>>24636097
I'm not selling APXT until 20 even if it takes until next year.

>> No.24636249

>>24636038
how do you know what strike price to buy?

>> No.24636257

I have 5k to spend. Do I just put it in ARKK and/or ARKQ?

>> No.24636272

>>24636257
PLTR and tesla

>> No.24636278

>>24636257
Put it in Palantir you retard.

>> No.24636279

>>24636247
they dont do options but nice to know who the retards are and to not get advice from

>> No.24636280
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>>24636241
I too am 100% GME

>> No.24636284

>>24636112
why are people thinking tesla stock will tank with inclusion? profit taking?

>> No.24636287

>>24636249
ask /smg/ or, if you cannot access /smg/, a set of die and a magic eight ball

>> No.24636291
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I kind of miss the person I was before the stock market.. I guess this is growing up.

>> No.24636295

>>24636128
I still think they'll be good long term, but the more act isn't going to pass the senate. when it fails I imagine there will be a dip, dunno how much or how long though.

>> No.24636298

>>24636280
post proof

>> No.24636304
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https://www.strawpoll.me/42242810

>> No.24636313

How do I profit from this?
https://www.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405

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I bought NUMI today

What am I in for?

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24636331

i have 400 bucks in td ameritrade. should i do all-in trades. jumping from one meme stock to another?

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24636345

If PLTR has a green day again today, do we sell for profit? It will crash again anyway.

>> No.24636346

RYCEY price target? I’m thinking it falls to 1.60ish based on the TA

>> No.24636347

>>24636313
cant go wrong with X and CCJ, desu

>> No.24636348
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>>24636060
God damnit.

>> No.24636352

i cant decide between incel or gme calls. rahhhhh should i just buy gme calls if it crashes after tmr?

>>24636331
i would just buy a couple and watch them like a hawk thats what i did when i first started i didnt really make anything but i didnt lose money either but it helped me learn

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>>24636298
based

>>24636298
every1 knos i am 100% gme unironically and holding through earnings

>> No.24636357

>>24636079
Too much liquidity for a VW squeeze, you’re going to be disappointed.

>> No.24636364

>>24636352
i already have 40k in robinhood. just want to do a different approach on tdameritrade

>> No.24636366

>>24636345
yup, unless it goes higher than 32-33 then let it ride

>> No.24636372

>>24636346
plz god fucking damn it no how lower can it go

>> No.24636375

>>24636353
If GME tanks will you an hero on stream?

>> No.24636391

>>24636352
Intel is dead bro
Look at the amd chart
It tanked to 2 bucks at some point
History will repeat itself

>> No.24636396

>>24636391
the god/super genius of our board bought it

>> No.24636405

>>24636372
.75

>> No.24636409

>>24636280
i am also 100% gme

but if earnings are bad tomorrow you will never know because i will be too ashamed to post my portfolio

>> No.24636417

>>24636396
Whomst

>> No.24636420

Also is Roblox a meme or is that an opening bell dick on the table buy

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>>24636375
most of it is april so i have a leg in the game no matter what it dips too

but its just gonna be brutal winter for me if it does dip

>> No.24636423

>>24636417
clf fag

>> No.24636424

were all on board with GME right?

>> No.24636434
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24636434

TSLA 200 EOY

>> No.24636437

>>24636420
Let the OOF guide you

>> No.24636438

>>24636420
your mom and your bussy on the table buy, sell everything, go all in

>> No.24636440

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.24636441

>>24636424
after tomorrow yeah

>> No.24636446

>>24636291
Life is all downhill after 25

>> No.24636448

Since the bcrx spammer isnt here, is there anything to this ticket? I looked into it a little today and it looks like they have good news. What am I missing here?

>> No.24636450

>>24636424
i’m strapped in, ready for this rollercoaster

>> No.24636453

>>24636424
let's find out
https://www.strawpoll.me/42242825

>> No.24636457

>>24636423
Unless it’s cathie wood buying something, don’t chase shit
She bought Tesla super early, pltr and LGVW the other week
Everything she buys, moons

>> No.24636464

>>24636424
Yesn't. I want to keep my money for the Roblox IPO so I just keep selling cash-covered puts.

>> No.24636469

>>24636457
i trust clf fag with my life

>> No.24636471

>>24636457
Are you chasing her into crypto? I haven't fucked with bitcoin before this year but mommy says it could hit $500k

>> No.24636475
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>>24636366
But last time it took a short seller to dump it. I’m not sure but I don’t want to miss out on making profit yet again but I will also hate it when it doesn’t go down for a while either.

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>>24636074

>> No.24636494

Threadly reminder that dividend growth + covered calls is the ultimate investing strategy.

>> No.24636501

>>24636479
I do not understand this reply because it appears the blue haired anime character is in fact being fucked in a good way

>> No.24636504
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Everyone quick! Pile into my tiny, tight bussy! We're going to pick up some more RYCEY shares. Next stop $4!!!

>> No.24636506

>>24636471
Eh, no, I don’t buy crypto shit anymore
Btc is too expensive and all altcoins are scams. Stocks are more profitable and you’re investing in actual companies that produce stuff.
I guess if you can afford it, buy 1 Btc and hold it forever idk

>> No.24636509

will APXT ever moon

>> No.24636511

>>24636494
doesnt that take decades to build up? and if the calls actually sell it means the stock mooned and you lose the stocks

>> No.24636519
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>>24636038
I put my life savings into CCO and I’m up 15%!!! Thanks Biz

>> No.24636520

>>24636501
means he is a faggot getting his bussy fucked

>> No.24636521
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>>24636504
How about we ride your bussy to $1

>> No.24636533

>>24636506
i bought fantom because i think it might actually do something helpful and i want to buy a huge btc dip but yeah crypto is stupid.

none of it makes sense like amazon buys blackberry stock goes up but with crypto its just like a ton of useless ponzi shit

>> No.24636534

>>24636469
If CLF fag ruins us I'm searching all over Buford for his tranny ass don't worry.

>> No.24636538

>>24636331
you need to go all in on one thing to make anything. if you make 5% on a trade thats only $20. and 5% is decent.

>> No.24636541
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When is UPS going to have its day? Been averaging in for like 6 weeks and still slightly red

Should I buy more GME? I sold my last position for a decent profit last week

What's the next mongoloid-retarded meme play? I need another WKHS/DENN/NIO/GME etc

>> No.24636551

>>24636511
>takes decades to build
Not if you have a job and are actually contributing to your portfolio. Nobody is going to turn their 4 figure Robinhood account into a 7 figure account in the market, you’re gonna do that by actually putting your own money into the market over several years.
>other thing you said
Sell far OTM weekly calls, reinvest the free money, if for some reason you get assigned just sell puts

>> No.24636553

>>24636534
he lives outside of atlanta and gets to smoke weed all day and makes six figured? EVERYONE HAS IT BETTER THAN ME

>> No.24636555

>>24636533
Stay away from alts
Only buy Btc and maybe Ethereum

>> No.24636562

>>24636533
Stocks are incomparably comfier than crypto, I unironically love the SEC even when they sit on their hands sometimes.

>> No.24636569

>>24636555
its just a small pile of cash and i think worst case scenario itll break even. its the only crypto ive seen around here thats actually making something useful and not just some stupid meme

>>24636562
i need something going 24 hours tho

>> No.24636580

>>24636541
AI (no not N@K)

>> No.24636581
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>>24636446
I felt like my life started at 22, thats when I got my shit together at least. Currently 26 and just discovered the stock market. Have insane technical skill/credentials, but never care about money until now. It was always about my work and learning new things but now I can't help and think about the money aspect. It feels as if I've caught a disease

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>>24636521
Youve smoke your last ciggy rat!

>> No.24636589

wait, I havent been following smg lately. Is PLTR the new meme stock? Why should I go all in on it like some said?

>> No.24636591

>>24636569
plus fantom gives divvies

>> No.24636594
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yfw you make it from Roblox

>> No.24636597
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>>24636589
GME earnings tomorrow friend

>> No.24636606
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>>24636582
DELETE THIS

>> No.24636607

>>24636553
Yeah he lives close to me, I'll ask all the black weed dealers in the area if they know a rich tranny. There's also some richfag who lives near here that has a white GTR and 2? more within 30 mins.

>> No.24636608

https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/2020/12/07/ndp-call-on-canada-pension-plan-to-dump-shares-of-controversial-surveillance-company-palantir.html
hm, palantirbros?

>> No.24636609

>>24636581
show bussy

>> No.24636624

>>24636569
>its the only crypto ive seen around here thats actually making something useful
Been there done hat
Everyone thinks they found the next big thing
You won’t sell the top and will baghold til you’re down 90%
Stick to Btc and eth srsly

>> No.24636629

>>24636607
a rich tranny lmfao

>> No.24636640
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>>24636060wow RIP, such a great man

>> No.24636643

>>24636608
buy signal

>> No.24636648

>>24636624
i dont gonna think its gonna be the biggest thing in the world i just think its better then all the shit coins that have memes. either way i have it staking anyways and its money i dont need or anything

>> No.24636662

>>24636597
What are the actual predictions for earnings? I think they'll beat by at least a little bit, but all year a predictable earnings beat has been met by a sharp dump. If it does dump I might throw some money at it though

>> No.24636668

>>24636581
>now I can't help and think about the money aspect. It feels as if I've caught a disease
have you ever played MMOs where you get progress over time even if you're not actively playing
that is how i feel about my portfolio right now, especially since it's a TFSA so it's a game to minmax the contribution room as much as I can

i'll laugh it off when i see my portfolio fluctuate by thousands of dollars on a weekly basis, but on a daily basis i'm so frugral and cheap I can't even justify a $5 meal sometimes

>> No.24636672

>>24636219
Tesla lost its market share in Europe and it's losing its market share in China. China factory produces European Teslas because the demand in China is so low. You guys are as retarded as Elon. He is wasting money on factories

>> No.24636705

>>24636662
It’s going to dump before the call and then dump harder next day, by the time it’s done dumping it’ll be low 12’s until Monday, then we rip.

>> No.24636712

what is the advantage to buying IPO?

>> No.24636722

why is nobody talking about steel stocks today

>> No.24636724

>>24636448
Just had an FDA approval friday for a swollen face drug, potential approval in japan this month, then potential approval in EU in March. Thats what we're working with.

>> No.24636727

>>24636722
you fell for that?

>> No.24636730

>>24636357
>Too much liquidity
Lolwut? I hope you're trolling.
97% of shares are held by institutions. You don't see volatility like 10-20% swings on a liquid stock, you see it because the same few hundred thousand shares are traded millions of times on high volume days.

>> No.24636740

>>24636712
ostensibly you're getting in on the ground floor before something takes off. Isn't always the case though.

>> No.24636773
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>>24636712
in 2085 you get to tell your harem of blonde maid sluts that you bought PLTR at $10

>> No.24636774

>>24636727
no, thank god. i was about to put 1000 on a call, but pulled back at the last second

>> No.24636777

>>24636722
X is going to the moon like it always does during recessions and Democrat govts

>> No.24636778

>>24636774
i was joking with you lol

>> No.24636780

>>24636103
unironically this. stop blowing this up. I've been trying to acquire cheapies for the past month.
>>24636314
memes and bullying, mainly.
>>24636555
checked, but buy ZCash.

>> No.24636795

>>24636780
>ZCash
-90% from ATH
As I said, alts are a scam

>> No.24636798
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>>24636773
God I wish I could get her pregnant
>>24636722
We’ve been talking about them for a while. A certain tranny has a certain one he/she talks about frequently

>> No.24636799

Hold on
What the fuck do I do about my taxes when this shit comes up in April

>> No.24636800

So, Cloudflare is in a huge fucking bubble right now, right?

>> No.24636822

>>24636799

Well yeah, you think uncle sam is going to let you live with all those gains without his cut?

>> No.24636827

>>24636777
sad that triple 7's got wasted on absolute kek-tier analysis

>> No.24636828
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Good morning I hate SNDL

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Do any anons know anything about lightning emotors? Tomorrow could be a revealing day.

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>>24636822
... I can just give everything to Turbo and it'll turn out fine, right?

>> No.24636837

should i swing trade? i think ive got a good eye for it because i called the top on my portfolio every time and wanted to pull out but didnt and lost all my gains. im not a big risk taker but ive been calling the top really good

>> No.24636841

will BB print tomorrow or will it dump to oblivion?

>> No.24636849

>>24636799
Get tax reporting forms from your broker depending on your assets. These numbers are filled in in sections of your tax forms.

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>>24636137
yes

>> No.24636854

So why did Burry delete his sell Tesla tweet?

>> No.24636871
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>>24636799
I'm claiming self-employed although I'm a student and writing my phone bill and shit as expenses

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>>24636284
Do you think the current buyers are boomer buy-and-holders come on man

>> No.24636874
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>>24636854
he got bullied by a bunch of retards that think TSLA isn't a bubble and its somehow more than a car company even though it barely is even a car company

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>>24636662
expectations of (0.85) which frankly is a joke. I don't think anyone will be impressed if GME achieves (0.50), there's already been precedent of other struggling b&m retailers achieving positive EPS this Q3 so true expectations will be higher

personally I'm expecting/hoping for positive EPS even if it's just like 0.10
They announced that they would pay off majority of 2021 bonds early around the start of November so presumably Sept/October was already pulling in a lot of cash

But Telsey pic related expects (0.90) with price target of $19 so maybe it will moon away if only because GME is at a pitiful valuation of 0.15x revenues already (Party City is valued at ~0.3x of revenues as an example)

>> No.24636885

>>24636836
In theory yes, but it's easier to just let the IRS send you a bill. I had to pay $1500 in taxes in 2018. Make sure you set money aside.

>> No.24636886

>>24636836

Pretty much, if you unironically made it to 6+ figures club you should look into an actual tax accountant since those sleazy fucks can turn math into magic tricks.

>> No.24636896

>>24636874
Looks like a escort

>> No.24636898

>>24636874
Cool, so they're going to make The Big Short 2: Electric Boogaloo based on this

>> No.24636900

>>24636800
Probably one of the biggest names in tech
I can see it hitting 500 in the next 2 years

>> No.24636904

>>24636849
Robinhood just mails them too you automatically

>> No.24636914

>>24636795
kek. zooko (project creator) has been around. all true cypherpunks (not the larping XMR fags) like the project, it's a fork of BTC with zk-snarks. the reason it's "down 90% from ATH" is because when it was launched, there weren't many coins, so obviously the that skewed the actual price. just went through a halving. privacy narrative is growing. the fact that you think it's a scam tells me it's still way early. that's like saying all companies except AAPL are scams.

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whos in on rite aid

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I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy over the weekend to give energy to the dark lord. In PLTR we trust.

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OOF!
When the fuck is RBLX????

>> No.24636927

>>24636800
You best start believing in Cloudflare, Miss turner... yer in one!

>> No.24636928

>>24636874
Imagine the greasy fried chicken braps that come out of that brapper.

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>>24636896
Check out some of ATL's fine selection for escorts.

>> No.24636934

>>24636885
does setting money aside mean not selling your shares, or not transferring your money to your bank account after you’ve sold?

>> No.24636944

>>24636284
Because it's a giant fantasy bubble and everybody knows it.

>> No.24636947

>>24636898
Kek a catastrophic crash would be worth it to see The Big Short 2

>> No.24636955

>>24636900
That would be a market cap over 100 billion, with yearly revenue not even close to a billion. How does that make any sense? I fucking hate tech stocks, they are the epitome of stock price being meaningless. The price of the stock doesn't correspond to anything.

>> No.24636957

>>24636928
fuck ye. theres some black chicks I would bury myself in. and that is one of them

>> No.24636958

>>24636944
but what is it about inclusion in particular that will cause it to pop?

>> No.24636959
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>>24636934
This is the top right?

>> No.24636965

>>24636777
trips confirm

>> No.24636969

>>24636920
sell tomorrow at noon and buy the giant dip the next day for the biggest gains of your life, trust me bro, i just saw it on my own palantir, its connected to alex karp's one

>> No.24636979

>>24636955
If you're not on AWS, you're on Cloudflare. That's how big it is.

>> No.24636992

>>24636113
They are anon. Price and earnings anon. Price and earnings.

>> No.24636994

>>24636959
how many cara pics do you have anonito

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Not gonna lie I’m nervous as fuck

>> No.24637011

>>24636955
Cloudflare runs the internet my dude, they literally shut down the 4*2 chan

>> No.24637014

>>24636955
Half the internet is on Cloudflare.

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>BABA

>> No.24637039

>>24636060
who was he? actor?

>> No.24637041

>>24636241
holy shit kpop anon this is the first actually beautiful woman you have posted

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>>24637009

>> No.24637047

>>24636955
price still matters, eventually buyers run out

lol at AAPL and MSFT just crabbing eternally while smaller cap shit have been mooning

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I'm all in on X, CCJ, UEC, UUUU, and RIOT. How based is this portfolio?

>> No.24637053

>>24637011
>>24637014
which is my bear case for it. too much of a single point of failure, and the fact that they caved to SJW tranny faggots means they are easily compromised.
T.engineer with his own business who worked at various tech companies in the bay area for over 20 years and has been using cloudflare since they first came out and were pretty much just a load balancer.

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>>24637041
its the same girl i post every day dude

anyways im going to sleep i think

kinda depressed rn thinking about 12$ gme and melvin destroying my stonk

>> No.24637062

>>24637014
if half the internet is on cloudflar why is their revenue so low. is the plan to have 100% of the internet before monetizing their service

>> No.24637067

>>24637051
Better off than anyone bagholding SPICEY RYCEY

>> No.24637069

>>24637051
ngl pretty fucking based. I wish I held onto my RIOT calls after selling post ER.

>> No.24637073

>>24636854
Because when you insult a cult, you're going to have cult members harrassing you.

>> No.24637078

>>24636934
No it means if you sell shares for a profit put money aside for the tax bill that comes after.

>> No.24637080

>>24637051
very based

>> No.24637085

>>24637039
>Up
Test Pilot

>> No.24637086

>>24637062
because they don't charge a ton and they have a free plan that the majority of people use. not sure how high their enterprise customer list is but I'm sure you can find it out. if they raise their prices, I'll unironically just go back to ELB.

>> No.24637087

>>24637069
once BTC finally breaks 20k, RIOT is going to the moon

>> No.24637097

spicey rycey
spucey bussy

>> No.24637099

>>24637009
Don't worry anon. If you're are patient with those shares how does $80,000 sound?

>> No.24637105

>>24636955
>How does that make any sense?
It doesn't. That's why it's called a bubble.

>> No.24637107

>>24637051
post your 2000% gain at the end of 2021

>> No.24637109

>>24637099
Or 8,000.

>> No.24637114

>>24637087
yeah, but so is BTC and then alts, unironically. I'm not buying when I had the chance to do so at $4 a month ago.

>> No.24637118

is an options straddle the most intellectual way to go about earnings for GME tomorrow??

>> No.24637122

>>24637109
Maybe in your erotic fan fiction, but not in real life.

>> No.24637130

>>24637086
this is the tech company business model.

1. chase a huge userbase by selling product/service at a loss.

2. run up the stock price

3. ?

>> No.24637131

CLF EOY?

>> No.24637133

>>24637118
good way to lose money on both positions senpai
look up IV crush

>> No.24637134

Do you guys know any fun porn RPGS like Corruption of Champions?

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>>24636994
Lots, unhealthy levels. Shes cute and I fell in love with a lesbian once so it kinda hits home
>>24637073
I mean he is a legit aspie and probably freaks out at that kind of negative attention but who knows

>> No.24637144

Thoughts on WISH IPO?

>> No.24637147

>>24637134
Kramer's Epic Quest for Hentai.

>> No.24637148

>>24637142
She’s not lesbian
All marketing for zoomers

>> No.24637149

>>24636448
Im up 500 buckaroos on it today. Hopefully it keeps crabbing up

>> No.24637151

>>24637118
i think most of us are too brainlet for that shit so only shares and april calls
and presumably everyone else still holding December/January calls are just fearless/clueless

>> No.24637159

>>24637144
that actually sounds like a good idea

>> No.24637160

>>24637053
I'm a tech arch myself and I agree, I look at Cloudflare and really don't see much value in the product. But people who know shit aren't the people who decide these things. It's just like Salesforce; utterly motherfucking worthless product that has probably measurably regressed the progress of humanity, and anally cactus-fucks every company that adopts it, yet been on a moon mission for 5 years. Because business retards buy the stocks and buy the product, not engineers.

>> No.24637164

>>24637134
when is f95zone ipo? its going to pump and never going down

>> No.24637176

>>24637099
You really think? I did my DD and even with the float the sheer scale of everything RR does it seems the sp should be at least $5.

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>>24637148
I have had this theory for years but worries it was wishful thinking. tee bee ache I don’t believe lesbians exist. Like all “””lesbians””” will sit on a cock but not all straight ladies will munch box or something

>> No.24637215

AI

>> No.24637216

>>24637130
3. all customers leave because they realize a larger company they already use either implemented a clone of it or it wasn't necessary in the first place. I've worked at so many startups that had so many departments using pretty much the same type of SaaS products but didn't realize there was any overlap due to lack of communication. it's also some of the first shit to go when companies downsize.
>>24637160
i'll be honest -- the only other thing I use of theirs is the simple analytics feature, but even that I don't *really* need, and google analytics is far more powerful.
>>24637160
yeah salesforce and SAP are absolutely shite. lots of people resting and vesting at those companies, that's for damn sure.

>> No.24637221

>>24637009
You’re a fucking idiot. It’s going to Zero.

>> No.24637222

>>24637195
I’d say 75% of women would eat out a hot female if given the chance.

>> No.24637224

>>24637195
i personally know some really angry lesbians, really butch type, they are more likely to want to fuck your ass than getting dicked

>> No.24637230

>>24637009
literally why? out of all the memes, you'd be up 6k on PLTR right now

>> No.24637237

>>24637114
options are insanely priced on RIOT now, even ones that are far OTM. makes sense to not want to get in at this point. i'm considering MARA as well, it's been underperforming RIOT recently and is a better price, but it has at least as much potential as RIOT when BTC pumps. altcoins aren't a bad choice too for when BTC moons, just don't pick a shit one

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>>24637067
There was an anon that dropped 20k at 2.40. I wonder where he went

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>>24637224

>> No.24637244

this waiting is fucking sickening i need to get into smething else

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>> No.24637259

>>24637176
It will hit at least $5. The amount of fudders here should make that obvious.

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>>24636606

>> No.24637276

>>24637244
trade in the european and asian stock, bro, gains all around the clock

>> No.24637277

>>24637085
he did a voice in the pixar movie up? what?

>> No.24637290

Where is the discord link?

>> No.24637293

>>24637237
my alt picks:
$COMP, $ALGO, $ZEC. that and BTC are all.
>>24637244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg

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When do you take profits this time, PLTR CHADS?

>> No.24637304

>>24637276
how the fuck do we do that? i'm in the usa....

>> No.24637308

>>24637276
if you buy alibaba your stock moves at night?

>> No.24637323

>>24637293
where do you buy alts like that? never really traded crypto outside of BTC before, and smaller cap ones are hard to find on sites. burger btw

>> No.24637331

>>24637298
probably going to crash tomorrow within 30 mins of open

>> No.24637333

wait is alibaba a good stock? made 140b this year

>> No.24637335

>>24637323
Coinbase is a good place to start

>> No.24637340

WHEN IS THE ROBLOX IPO DROPPING REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.24637347

>>24637308
just liquidated all my positions

>> No.24637365

I just want a cute girl to tie me down and fuck my ass why is that hard :(

>> No.24637368

>>24637304
>>24637308
open account with an international broker

>> No.24637371

>>24637335
the altcoins are all fucking dead on there. uniswap if you want to risk pajeet scams i used binance to buy sxp and fantom everything else looks stupid. i mostly do stocks tho probably will grab btc on a dip now that i know it at least goes up and down

>> No.24637379

the top is near.

>> No.24637387
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>BCRX futures

OooooooOOOOOooOoOOoooooo

>> No.24637394

wasnt here in march, but threads have been comical lately.

>> No.24637401

>>24637331
What if it moons to $40 this time?

>> No.24637406

>>24637368
ive been waiting a month for btc to drop so i can at least swing it at night or some shit

>> No.24637408

>>24637323
>>24637335
yeah coinbase works fine. gemini is supposedly decnt but they flagged my account when i sent a bunch of money in and it pissed me off so I closed it.

>> No.24637410

>>24637387
>Moron exercised his call option on me even though he hasn't actually made profit off it yet due to premium
I GOT JUST'D BUT A RETARD AAAAAA

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I WOULD SUGGEST A HEDGE FUND BUT DON'T PUT ANY MONEY INTO IT. PUT MAYBE $40 INTO A HEDGE FUND AND THEN SIT BACK AND REAP THE BENEFITS MY FRIEND.

>> No.24637419

>>24637298
31

>> No.24637420

>>24637133
ah shit hadn't ever heard of it just did some research, thanks for the lesson mate.

>> No.24637426

>>24637408
shut the fuck up and make your own dumbass crypto pajeet spoonfeeding thread.

>> No.24637433

>>24637408
btw if you or any other anon in here wants to take the crypto IRA pill: altoira.com will allow you to buy any coin that has a USD pairing on Coinbase and keep in a tax advantaged account. pretty based, ngl.

>> No.24637436

WELCOME TO $30, PLTRBROS

>> No.24637440

>>24637401
im setting a stop loss at 30 once it hits ATH and just letting it ride or die

>> No.24637452

>>24637426
eat me, beaner. /biz/ is home to crypto. /smg/ is a tourist containment board for newfags like yourself from plebbit.

>> No.24637459

>>24637436
>tfw sold at $33

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>>24637440
What if it makes just a small V and then moons? I’m scared of this but I need the gains. But it can’t be that high without crashing, if we’re not hiding behind memes, right?

>> No.24637468

>>24637401
honestly, my wild guess is the shock factor of the last dump will make it dip 1 more time. all the retards who hold a bag after it hit 30 and fell to 23 will want to sell at 30 again. it will dip again, good news will come out again and then it will moon for ATH, im really waiting to see tomorrows performance, ill probably decide too late desu, kek

>> No.24637469

>>24637414
Literally every (you) I’ve seen you get has said to stop posting this.

>> No.24637473

whats the point even if i make it im balding

>> No.24637478
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OPEN BUSSY

>> No.24637476

PLTR broke 30

>> No.24637481

>>24637465
I would buy back in at 27-25

>> No.24637493

>>24637478
does the bussy come with big tiddy futa gfs

>> No.24637495

>>24637465
They just got a fuckhuge govt contract, you tell me.

>> No.24637512

>>24637452
just wanna talk about stock market. not a beaner, tell me what to buy then

>> No.24637532

>>24637495
It already had the contract, the news just confirmed it.

>> No.24637545

>>24636060
S

>> No.24637547

>>24637493
it comes with a bussy

>> No.24637555

>>24637473
wait until your retarded zoomed ass finds out you die one day

>> No.24637560

>>24637555
thats much much much better then this

>> No.24637562

>>24637241
If you’re talking about me I’m actually at 2.15 average. If I was smart I would’ve sold at 2.38 this morning

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what's the point of making it if you don't have a bussy

>> No.24637589

>>24637379
there is no top, im the captain now. this is the golden bull

>> No.24637599

>>24637473
implants?

>> No.24637602

>>24637512
I like to play both markets. Crypto is set up to see a huge inflow from the stonk market gains soon, IMO. buy $COMP to play the DeFi craze. buy $ZEC to buy the privacy coin hype (lots of anons say to buy $XMR but that shit ain't ever gonna get supported by any legit exchange [binance doesn't count]), buy $BTC because it'll remain king, and $ALGO is just my alt lotto play but it has good fundamentals and MIT/federal reserve connections and the guy who made it created the tech that ZCash uses to enable privacy (zk-proofs => zk-snarks). As for stocks, commodities are it for the next year, imo as a flight to value based stocks, Oh and $UPWK is way undervalued relative to $FVRR.

>> No.24637604

>>24637584
I wish they were publicly traded

>> No.24637610

>>24637547
I already have a bussy I just need a bunch of big tiddy futas to fill it

>> No.24637614

>>24637599
i guess but id need to be zonked out on xanax and painkillers to actaully do that it looks fucking disturbing

>> No.24637618

>>24637599
>I already have a bussy
lying faggot, post bussy or gtfo

>> No.24637629

Get your bobos ready. PLTR redditors are going to fucking lose their shit when it goes blood red today.

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We need 2 updates a week from the /SMG/ John rocker.

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>>24636174
>HCAC is trash
have sex

>> No.24637645

I am heading into Q3 with $30K in GME and im really just going to laugh it off if I lost $5K (-15%) immediately after close

what is wrong with me

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>>24637632
Anon I wish I had time for that but you won't be disappointed with this week's episode. So much good shit happened.

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>already missed out on gaining 2000,-€ from PLTR last time. It’s 1700,-€ now. I fear on missing out the profit but my greed might be greater.

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>>24637562
I'm glad you averaged down Fren. I sold at 2.20 because RH was error error error for 10 minutes straight.

>> No.24637663

be honest, is this what the board looked like in jan-feb last year

>> No.24637673

>>24637657
Listen to your brain, not your heart.

>> No.24637692

GME still a no brainer. Even reddit figured it out. Still waiting for Cramer to name drop it

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>>24637648
I've re-watched all your episodes. The pissing in bottles rift was great.

>> No.24637709

>>24637692
Why

>> No.24637712

i bought a crypto that gives divvies like the right people say with stocks because i cant stand only having 3 hours of stock a day to look at. i hope it moons plus gives returns and im reinvesting the rewards like everyone here says

>> No.24637713

>>24637629
>'B-but the 44 milions!'
Lol they seriously are retarded. They increased the market cap by bilions just because a small contract

>> No.24637714

>>24637692
Always do the opposite of Cramer

>> No.24637728

>>24637660
I never thought much of bongs but now that I know they have the bong equivalent of rednecks, I bought 50 shares of RYCEY

>> No.24637729

>>24637709
Not spoonfeeding you dumb faggot you deserve nothing from me. I'm just here to gloat in retards like you

>> No.24637736

>>24637495
Contract was not big

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>>24637648
Please sirs. You can cover BCRX? Surely sirs has heard and invested? Much DD done, strong buy sirs.

>> No.24637738

>>24637728
*500

>> No.24637745

>>24637692
i still find it funny that reddit basically pumped GME all the way to $19, and it dumped immediately to $16 the same day from profit takers

im just glad that's actually going to beneficial now. A lot of people waiting on the sideline with with cash. Shares harder to borrow now since those people sold the shares they were lending out, borrow rate slowly creeping up (now at 29.7% on IB)
So if Q3 is bad, maybe we only get a -5% dip instead of -15%

>> No.24637759

>>24637745
man im glad i didnt buy at 19 like a dumb ass for once

>> No.24637760

>>24637714
buy BB then? cramer said to sell

>> No.24637778

>>24637643
wow started with 387 this year? amazing job. hope to make it with my account

>> No.24637798

>>24637713
The hedgefund that stabilized the stock moved in at 22.80. It went up to 30 in one day. The rest of this week is probably going to be brutal for people that bought in at +30.

>> No.24637801

NEWWW THREAD
>>>>>>>24637788
>>>>>>>24637788
>>>>>>>24637788

>> No.24637804

>>24637778
Unironically their switch to cybersecurity could make them a long term hold

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>>24637737
I slapped 10k on this shit stick at 7 bucks. I am up for now...God damnit I am going to get pajeeted aren't I sir?

>> No.24637838

>>24637737
I'll do the needful

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>>24636174
retard? avepoint is too closed off ecosystem wise. canoo hit it big with the skateboard concept +working prototypes and reliable engineers with prev experience. subscription EV approach was the cherry on top. good spacs right now are:

>HCAC
>LGVW
>TRNE
>SRAC
>PTAC

ranked from most to least bullish. im only in the top two since i got in @12 on both and dont want to spread thin, my old #2 used to be GMHI (LAZR) for me and that mooned to the heavens.

>> No.24638795

>>24637469
pay more attention