/biz/ - Business & Finance

I don’t know what to buy anymore.Everything is either to expensive or dumps the minute you buy.

>>24632136
NAK

>>24632136
OPTI

NAK2 ipo hype

>>24632136
you dont have to buy anon, you can hold cash and wait for a dip. don't fomo

>>24632136
Buy 9mm. It keeps going up in price.

>>24632249
Can I get a QRD on this NAK2 meme being shilled around here?

NEVER FORGET PIC REL PALANTIRCHADS WE ARE THE FINAL BOSS

WE ARE THE FUTURE

St. Joseph of Cupertino, the patron saint of air travelers and aviators, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

(How come I always get the CAPTCHA right and yet it says I failed? Fuck.)

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>24632269
It's AI that will finally autoban all racists from the internet.

I got fucked today biz...in the good way ;)

What software platforms do you anons use?

EHang stock ($EH) faggots- it's the future and will become one of the biggest EV players in the world.......,,

SmartOptions® Unusual Activity Alert
(Delayed)

$TSLA
$120 Calls
01/21/2022 Exp

Trade Volume: 350 Contracts

$18,165,000 was traded now.

Current Stock Price: $637.13

Trade Type: Split

>who the fuck just spent 18 million dollars on this shit

>>24632293
But then how will I shitpost?

BCRX to the moon

>>24632220
Sorry but if you have cabin fever, why would you want to go on a cruise? But whatever I've never understood the attraction to cruises

>>24632136
I have the opposite problem anon... are you giving "value" stocks a chance? US and UK telco have been comfy for me. Banks. Oil. Mining. PLTR, CLF, BCRX /smg/ memes all performing well

not sure if i should buy my entire NAK2 position at IPO. even PLTR, a direct listing, retraced like 15-20% in the first what, 3 weeks/1 month? what do you guys think, how are you doing this? $38/share is kind of expensive

>>24632310
>chinkshit flying cars
lmao I'll pass

I have 110k in my TDA account but buying PLTR at the top gave me PTSD. I don't know what to do bros.

Wtf happened with Kodak?

first for I'm nervous as fuck about holding the bulk of my live savings in GME tomorrow. Someone reassure me.

>>24632329
I'm just going to buy enough that i can hold for a few months if it dips and still buy other stuff in the meantime, but i'm not working with a lot of money

>>24632337
Have fun being stuck in traffic in your GM....

can i just buy options and pull them out when theyre 20-30% up in a day or would the cost of buying new contracts fuck that up?

>>24632357
You fucked up. Never invest more than you can afford to lose.

>not buying CGRO before the big poomp

ISHYGDDT we're up 30% and the Innoviz deal will be signed soon

>>24632357
NIGGER
I
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>>24632377
no u

>>24632317
whats p/t bro i bought some today

>>24632329
Honestly I have no idea, I have a short wait anyway because I have to wait until it's on secondary markets (UK broker). I'm going to just watch the price and see what anons are saying in /smg/

>>24632350

http://twitch.tv/cowo

>>24632357
set a stop loss and buy in later

>>24632316
If they ever do that, 4chan will burst like a spleen into IRL trolling. It might do some good.

>>24632289

>>24632389
Double diggies

GE went from 6ish to almost 11 in just 2ish months. It went from 13 to 6 due to covid. Well the UK now has the cure. The actual product not mere talk as is the case here. So RYCEY should get a nice boost.

>>24632377
Pussy. A real man puts his future on the line for OTM calls.

>>24632403
you have a fidelity too?!

>>24632350
It's kind of funny because the press has blacklisted Trump for a while now, he actually gave another speech about finalizing the generic drug production and kodak also got cleared in court for insider trading. i bought after but then sold, i'm not mad though bc I bought lazr and I wasn't sure if kodak was actually going to react in the next year since the press didn't even talk about the generic drug production stuff, but yeah, he gave that speech. On another note GM is a fucking crab and dropped today, even though it was mentioned in another speech.

>>24632403

CLF to 50

>one month ago i was at 4 digit turbo poorfag
>now im exempt from day trade restrictions

bros i..

So how far is LAZR going to go up tomorrow?

>>24632350
They got cleared of scamming the Govt. That's it really. To think; if only I'd tossed in money on the scam stock Thursday I could sell today for 15,000 or more.

>>24632461
Welcome to the big boys table.

>>24632091

anyone here never ever had a gambling problem but cant stop buying stocks? every time theres a dip or a meme i want to just throw my money and now i just got calls and robinhood

i used to never ever want to gamble with even 10 dollars even when i got free money to gamble with i just play like 2 hands of cards and walk away 10 dollars ahead and just get drunk. but now im like oh well clf tranny sounds pretty smart ill just spend 300 on a couple contracts oh intel is down its only 56 dollars for a solid contract its only 400 for 100s of shares of rycey and its down really low today. ive already invested like 3000 dollars

>>24632461
Incredible work anon.

(how did you do it lol.) Any advice?

>>24632468
man I want this to drop... but maybe it just won't? I like this company a lot and would hold it for a while.

Are there actually people who FOMOed into this shit? Post portfolios, I want more examples of what NOT to buy.

>>24632502
nah man i've had a gambling problem since I was 14 years old on the school ground. Now im 24 and still have it just stocks have always been a smarter gamble

>>24632545
i bought crsr at the top if that counts

>>24632502
think of it as a hobby, would you spend 3000 on your hobby? say golf or something, gamer pc, etc. but its a very profitable hobby tho

>>24632502
Yeah I think I'm becoming addicted to buying stocks. I can't trade options though, also option contracts are more like gambling than just buying stocks. For me the addictive part isn't so much the speculation but the accumulation of more stocks

>>24632520
>(how did you do it lol.) Any advice?
he prob just bought PLTR, CRSR, or GME

i also hit $30K recently thanks to GME :)

>>24632502
>ive already invested like 3000 dollars

>>24632545
it'll be a dollar by the time the calls i sold expire

>>24632554
i dont care about anything but money and anything under 10,000 is basically useless to me. if it cant buy a house or car it does nothing for me so im pretty fucked

>>24632502
It's not gambling. I'm accumulating assets. Most people blow their money on useless expenses like expensive cars, drugs, or women. I buy stocks.

>>24632556
big number go up is one of the most addictive factors in existence, games prove that

>>24632502
in gambling the odds tend to be stacked against you. Here you can buy any random stock and it will probably go up. Even shit stocks that been going down for years have been going up since early november.

>>24632574
the way i do its gambling

>>24632559
jm a poorfag and its really unusual for me i just usually save every penny

>>24632247
This

Help

Serious question.
I know nothing about /biz/. If I start now, how much time do you think will take for me to make at least £12k/year so I can quit my job? I don't need any more money as long as I can work whenever I want and have more free time.

>>24632502
Sounds like you are growing up, becoming a man. Fuck the boomer mentalities embrace the risk everything in life is a gamble become antifragile.

>>24632605
anything from 2 days to 10 years desu

>>24632605
only way to have 12k a year be a sure thing is to have like 70k invested in an index fund or something

>>24632318
I wanna give them a shot but i’m afraid they’re just gonna get bear raided.

>>24632603
holy shit you can buy mcdonalds for two now

>>24632318
I think a lot of cruises actually do stop at various ports. That's part of the reason why they're shut down. The only person I knew who liked cruises was some middle aged Puerto Rican guy at work.

>>24632312
Probably some floor trader arbitraging. Rich get....

>>24632312
to hedge the calls they sold

>>24632605
have around $200K in capital and start being theta gang (sell options to lotto retards)

>>24632622
>>24632624
>>24632658
Well, guess I'm fucked, then. Only have 35k saved up and that's going for a house...

>>24632605
How much money do you currently have? The average person that attempts to beat the market will lose money and there is no guarantee that you'll even make a profit, let alone 12k a year.

What’s a good long term energy play?

ive been conservatively swing trading meme stocks and im up 40%.No YOLOs for me. how long will this madness last?

>>24632605
you cant guarantee an income with biz. stick to the wagecage if you want a (false) sense of income security

>>24632664
yeah its really fucking hard stocks really only work good for boomers and rich people that already have their house and cars and shit and can just put away a shit ton of money away in there while it makes money back

Keep buying VOO or hold?

>>24632683
CCJ

>>24632664
gamble your 35k into meme stocks, buy a nicer house later

>>24632688
I have a lower 4 figures portfolio and ive just been buying SPACS and meme stocks and then selling them when im comfortable with the gains. is this a solid strategy without yoloing like a retard?

>>24632683
deep ITM calls on NEE i guess

>>24632702
>>24632702
why are we bullish on uranium now

>>24632683
NEE is the only thing I’d touch in the energy sector

>>24632683
What kind of energy? CVX or TOT if you want oil. Most utilities are fine, but they're very defensive. I have 200 shares of PPL, which pay a nice divvy.

>>24632640
Its been a huge week for me.

>>24632728
we're gonna nuke africa and isreal

>>24632419
cope and dilate

ATTENTION
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION ANONS
PLEASE LISTEN
>thank you

I'd like you all to know that I am activating Quantum Immortality on BFT tomorrow. Enjoy your gains.

>>24632284
Thanks, dude!

>>24632645
lol

>>24632678
>>24632687
>>24632688
>>24632703
Yeah, I don't really gamble, as it feels like a waste. I've downloaded Trading 212, so maybe that will change my mind.
Thanks.

I'd like to FOMO my account but stonks might crash any day..

>>24632691
If your plan is to invest part of each paycheck into VOO and eventually retire a millionaire, imo you're best off just buying each week, regardless of what's going on. You could min/max that by buying at the end of the day on a dump 3:00-4:00pm EST. If you had the ability to follow big macroeconomic news closely then you could also try to only buy on red days. Maybe wait for a red day on the week and then if there is none buy on Friday or something
If your plan is to buy VOO to retire on 30 years from now, you won't go wrong just chugging along and buying each paycheck without paying much attention to short-term fluctuations

>>24632664
if you'd been here and put 30k into PLTR (literally the easiest gamble of your life) you'd have 100k right at this moment... and probably 500k in a few months. just think about that for a second

>>24632520
lucky with PLTR and LAZR. uh.. no advice im retarded

>>24632691
SPY is going to be too heavy on AAPL and now TSLA for my test. I think I might start putting safe money into my own cucknada index (HXT.TO) since it's full of value trap plays that might start recovering next year, hedged with Shopify so there's some growth exposure too

I'm reading the S-1/a for ABNB and Uber and they sound so similar. Both companies rely on connecting the owner with the customer and neither one of them makes money. What are your honest opinions anons, will ABNB be a hot stock with boomers and zoomers alike, or will it crab like those ridesharing stocks did and do nothing?

>>24632136
Wait until the market is red. Unlikely to for there to be not a major correction given all the bad news.

>>24632764
thats why everyone is just in and out of shitty meme stocks right now

>>24632728
American Nuclear Infrastructure Act, s. 4897

>>24632759
>Trading 212
>despite all the recent bullshit they pulled on the CFD side
>despite how they rely on IBKR and how IBKR shit the bed today
OH NONONONO

>>24632645
I never been on a cruise but I saw what Viking Cruise Lines is doing and it looked pretty comfy, much better than the the overcrowded normie cruise lines that allow kids. I would like to spend a few weeks alone on one of their ships just reading, eating, shitposting, and looking out the window.

>>24632764
that's why I'm hedged with GME

i will see tomorrow whether i will cry or not though

>>24632419
GE has Larry Culp. RYCEY needs to unfuck it’s management.

>>24632774
why does uber and airbnb not make money if they dont have to pay for a product? just employees and advertising?

>>24632703
Don't listen to this loser. Gamble your 35k into options and buy a mansion later.

>He fomo'd into PLTR when he could have fomo'd into BFT

Some dark pool calls and puts from today for those that are interested.

>>24632824
Thank you sirs, will buy now sirs

>>24632629
Well everything dips. Find companies that you're confident about medium - long term and you can just hold with no stress about when to sell. For example I'm buying up the UK bank stock LLOY because I know it's the most domestic-focused UK bank, one of the biggest, and the UK economy is a shitshow right now. They even temporarily cancelled their dividend. So buying this now is near-certain gains whenever the economic recovery happens, I'm already seeing some gains on it. And it will jump again when dividends come back

There are loads of stocks like this, in various industries, where recovery is just a matter of time. Airlines are another obvious one you can make easy gains with. Just remember some are better managed than others, do your research etc

>>24632824
>BFT
>GHIV
what's the better move tomorrow?

>>24632771
>if you'd been here and put 30k into PLTR
I never bet a penny in my life. Think I have balls to gamble all of my money on services that I have no idea how it works?
>>24632790
See, I have no idea what all those things are. What's a good app with practice money?

>>24632091
Bump

>>24632091
>Mike pence stealing your girl

>>24632764
my FOMO approach:
>look for meme stock that's going up steadily
>make sure it's still going up in premarket
>FOMO in at open with maybe a quarter of the max you'd put in
>when you're 1% or 2% up double your position
>repeat last stop until you're all the way in
>sell if it dips close to breakeven
>otherwise sell high

http://twitch.tv/cowo

>>24632765
>paycheck
>30 years from now

your 1 million pesos will be worthless by then

How the fuck do you calculate how much you’ll make off a call? Been buying stocks for a year and have no idea how to tell how much my yolo on a pltr call will pay

>>24632808
A lot of it seems to be IT infrastructure for secure payments and for the service itself. Also marketing and shit.

>>24632888

Trips of truth. Check these gains

>>24632834
Thanks again for sharing

>>24632350
Positive news released over the weekend. MMs pumped the KODK 80% during early premarket, then slowly selling to new bagholders during normal trading hours. It'll probably run up a little more tomorrow before slowly bleeding back down to $6-$7 range.

>>24632888
wow youre the only person ive seen exactly like me just sitting around stoned all listening to trap music and trying to make money

>Former head of Israeli space security program says aliens exist, but they think humans aren't ready, so they only communicate with the governments of the US and Israel. Trump found out and was going to tell everyone, but they convinced him to keep quiet.
How do I profit from this? I guess investing in american defense companies since the space force will jump into action?

>>24632904
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

>>24632565
No it won't you retard. It was a shitty dime-a-dozen dude weed stock who got a brief pump because of a legalization bill. Even if it passes, guess what? LEGALIZATION DRIVES DOWN THE PRICE. See Canada.

I dunno who's crazy enough to bother selling covered calls on SNDL, but whoever is, is laughing his ass off at your retarded ass.

>>24632847

>>24632377
>not investing an amount you can't afford to lose on top of borrowed money

Will there be a correction for PLTR on the next trading day? 20+% in a day just doesn't seem maintainable.

>>24632289
Based duck

>>24632904
Google the Greeks

>>24632765
Thanks.

>>24632772
Yeah I’m honestly really pissed that TSLA is joining the S&P 500. Complete fucking meme about to burst.

>>24632954
Invest in lithium miners.

>>24632808
Niggers

>>24632969
not tomorrow. later.

Looking for good long term holds to DCA into.

I'm looking at VYM, SCHD and VOO.

Would anyone recommend anything else to add? Was going to go evenly into these until retirement essentially.

>>24632947
That is probably the most common existance for all humans in the modern degenerate hellscape we live in.

>>24632936
No problem fren

>>24632357
Sell tomorrow ASAP.

What's the max market cap of BILI? Put it in another way, when do I sell it, if ever, or do I keep it until they're bought for trillions by a bigger fish?

Welcome to palantir. Karp selling is a buy signal. Karp buying is a sell signal. Thiel buying is a buy signal. Thiel selling is a sell signal. Truly based individuals get it

>>24633026
ARKK

>>24632888

I dedicate this dab to you guys

Recommend me psychedelics stocks

>>24633026
Vanguard's REIT or Vanguard's international equity

>>24633059
is arkk still good? im kinda thinking i should of bought that instead of moon or at least both

>>24633071
NUMI and MMED

>>24632091
Is tht epstein and maxwell?

>>24632969
Max pain for this week is $24 and there's over 1 million shares sitting at the $30 strike. It will most likely end up below $30 by EOW.

>>24632969
50 EOY fuck your sustainability. for those who haven't realized, this is the golden motherfucking bull

>>24632954
Literally just Mossad disinfo to make US/Israeli adversaries believe that they are in contact with ayys. If it was real, Israeli newspapers would never ever be allowed to publish it.

>>24632847
BFT has slightly more downside but both are pretty safe, I think BFT is closer to a pump, but it may be well over $13 PM tomorrow. If that's the case just go with GHIV. Also be on the lookout for whichever SPAC gets SoFi. It was just reported tonight they are in talks with multiple SPACs.

what's the GME play after earnings?
Also the biggest catalyst is short interest right?

Checked gainz

>>24633081
123% 1-yr cumulative return for an ETF seems pretty good to me

>Be me
>College student
>Assignment due tomorrow
>Ask friend for answers
>All that shit is wrong
Well guess I’m staying up for a couple hours thanks for reading my blog post buy CLF

>>24633102
I'm not looking for the stockwits bull shilling answer. A stock like this doesn't just go straight to 50 without some resistance.

>>24633131
past performance

>>24633109
thanks for the advice. I will keep watch

>>24633041
>>24633041
Also interested in this.

I'm struggling to decide if I want to sell high, buy low or just hold my shit forever. I've bought and sold BILI over the years and always made a profit, but is it really worth it to micro it like this? If I had just held the shares I bought when it was 10.57 instead of riding it, wouldn't I be in the same position or close (I'm trying to get better at understanding this).

Opinions on AQB, please. Has it peaked? Will it go down if I buy tomorrow?

I should have just bought SPY in March

I’m a permabull but I don’t feel too good. Stocks should NOT be going up right now. All signs are pointing to a major crash but the market just keeps chugging up and up. With the economy in the shitter and covid cases skyrocketing I feel like this party is going to end in an unpleasant manner. I locked in profits recently and will patiently wait for us to crash before buying back in cheaper.

>>24633156
In a clown market it does. And guess what market we're in right now.

>>24633156
literally and unironically we're entering a new paradigm. boomers will truly learn this decade or lose it all

>>24633068
I have a feeling CLF is going to take a huge shit tomorrow.

>>24633189
Why not go 3x inverse?

CRSR did to well today, which means it will dump back to the 20 MA (35.85) tomorrow

>>24633059
>>24633131
Seems based, but I don't even know a tenth of these stocks

>>24633189

>>24633226
sell it

>>24632717
green = yes
red = no

>>24632787
thanks, faggot. now I've got to read all this horseshit

>>24633189
>permabull

>>24633229
if you don't know at least 3/4 of those tickers you need to lurk more or kys boomer

>>24633189
Bus drivers and grandmothers are shooting their life savings into the market right now because everyone around them is talking about stocks. When there's no more bus drivers or grandmothers willing to invest, you'll get your crash.

>>24632339
Just don't buy into shitty meme stocks hyped up by an anime forum, ezpz

>>24633229
theyre made by people who sit around all day studying stocks for their entire life cant be that bad but you might end up with really slow gains

>>24633189
The vaccine will be approved in the next two weeks, everyone is preemptively bullish.

>>24632339
We are like 3 dollars away from PLTR top what are you talking about.

fuck bros,
do i just hold my wkhs?
ive been in since $12, so im in profit but fuck the contract postponing is killing me because i just want to get into ARKK.

I listened to Peter Schiff and have been bag holding gold stocks since their top.

Everything else is green, but I don't want to sell. It just fundamentally makes sense that gold should go back up.

>>24632838
Thanks for the advice anon.I especially like the airline idea considering they usually get easy bailouts.

>>24633358
Schiff was telling students in '08 to make min payments on their student loans, because hyperinflation was around the corner...

>>24633189
market will go up until covid is over, right now every bad thing can be blamed on covid

>>24633229
>>24633264
For those who don't know, ICE Is actually the parent company of New York Stock Exchange.

>>24633358
>I listened to Peter Schiff and have been bag holding gold stocks since their top.
fell for the gold meme lost 20% crabbing for 3 months, then went all in to pltr at 17

During the march sale event I drained my emergency fund to almost nothing and added to my holdings. I used the first govt check (2400) for the same thing. Also cause banks pay shit now anyway so I figured might as well do something with it.

>>24633406
Where did this come from

Gamestop earnings poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/42242278

>>24633411

All we need is negative news about how the vaccine causes cancer and watch what happens then

>>24633337
Just sell it and by back in at the end of Q1 next year, is pretty pointless to hold right now.

>>24633440

Back to march lows...like really quick

Im probably going all cash or short right before christmas

You know these stupid stories about negative reactions are coming

china is using auto taxis now. any idea what company is leading this? is it nio?

The blow off top of this entire 10 year bullrun is being entirely encapsulated in 1 stock, TSLA. When TSLA pops, it will be the emperor has no clothes moment of the entire global equity market.

>>24633440
Considering the rush rush nature of it I honestly expect some nasty side effects down the road.

>>24633474
>>24633440
Expect some boomer or other degenerate to die or suffer seriously from the vaccine and have fox news and the like air it 24/7. Shit'll be SO cash.

>>24633440
what's even more likely is poor distribution meaning people don't get the vaccines and people at the time of vaccination being affected by pretty different strains than the ones used to make the vaccines. The optimism could fade away easily.

>>24633411

Alright>>24633411


I ummm...yeah

ill brb

>>24633501
i was just thinking that too and im a newfag. especially with the stupid shit apple is doing

>>24633501
Wow I said entire a lot.

>>24633513

I dont suspect that to be much of an issue

The demand for the vaccine is probably not even 10% of americans. I haven't seen a single person in my social circle that would take it.

>>24633535
Yes you said very much a lot

>>24633113
gme will gap up to 40 Wednesday morning

>EPCA Act creating strategic oil reserve December 22, 1975
>Look at historical data to see how oil behaved in the days / months after
This will now happen for uranium, in combination with all the other factors, Japan Fukushima surplus running out, decreased investment in uranium production due to suppressed prices..

>>24632293
but AI are racist

>>24633474
>short right before christmas
what are you going to short?

>>24633501
>When TSLA pops
>it's probably gonna pop right after the ultimate S&P 500 entry poomp
time is running out, not sure if I should play this one or not

Lol, I think USPS tracking is fucked. It says a package I ordered is supposed to be delivered tonight at 9 p.m..

>>24633429
>/smg/ consensus is a drop
intensely, blazingly bullish

>>24632136
EYEN

buy it before it moons in december

>>24633572

im loading up..all in..probably gonna buy DRV and Short a few individual stocks..probably your indicators (CAT, Cola, LULU)

Im still on the fence tho.

Im definately going to build a position in DRV because i fucking know real estate is going to be an issue and real fucking soon and the fed wants nothing to do with any of that and has publicly stated this is congresses issue to handle

Something like 20 million americans are behind on rent and mortgage. Compare that to 2008 of 3.2 million and you understand why this going to become the biggest issue of 2021

Does SNE pay a dividend still or did they cut it

Does anyone have any tips on how to profit off of the chaos when (if it’s not extended) the moratorium on evictions ends December 31?

>>24632357
I’m so fucking tired of GME lads, I don’t think I can hold longer than Q4

>>24633640

DRV see above. it doesnt decay either. Best kept secret on the bear side

>>24633501
I fucking hate Tesla.

>>24632357
Things will be fine remember that they lowballed the fuck out of these earnings

>>24633524
I once masturbated to gay porn for a month straight as an experiment, like with no homosexual feelings at all, just to see what would happen to me. I have become less homophobic, but not gay. It was an interesting time and I might try again next year. Lesson learned is there is a future in gay porn and maybe some IPO will pick up on it because a few years ago I never would have done that.

I'm kind of tempted to grab a dec 11 tesla call

please talk me out of it

>>24632255
Baste. This. 100% just look for a comodoties etf for gold or a ultra short bond depending on your assesment of the markets for each.

okay i think i got the DD on gamestop. they make a lot of money during console season, and they have new management which is one of the best in the biz, and they get money from most xbox game sales, right?

I'd sell TSLA, but to be honest, I'd actually rather feel the pain of the bubble popping than the pain of missing out on a trip to the moon.

Coming from crypto, I've felt the pain of going to zero. I'm numb to it. The pain of seeing something you sold go to the fucking moon would crush my soul.

>>24633661

What grown men do in the hot-tub together when their wives away is nobodies business. I get it.

Only new fags and people who FOMOd are worried about GME Q3 earnings

that said. moratoriums could always be extended also. Which is why im not jumping into anything because we are gonna the week before what the feeling is.

>>24633358
Hold the line fren. You will be rewarded greatly in January.

>>24633670
woah

>>24633680
its so fucking hard to tell because i thought tesla should be coming down after 350 and then DEFINITELY at 430 and now i just dont even look at it anymore

>>24633709
its the first stock thats made me money and i bought at 16. i just wanna sell it before earnings and buy back in. worst case scenario is i lost shares

>>24632556
Same. I feel like I am gardening

also buy IDEX

Gonna Moon before Christmas

>>24632267
My ammo I bought las year almost 5x already.
5k worth of ammo I could sell today for almost 25k

>>24633665
Most options expire worthless. I recommend you calm down over a 10 piece chicken nuggies.

>>24633729
i want to grow stocks like that but im just at a shitty place in my life. i need money and i need it fast i wish i could just buy apple and microsoft and just hold that shit over time buying the dips

>>24633661
>I once masturbated to gay porn for a month straight as an experiment, like with no homosexual feelings at all, just to see what would happen to me.

>>24633526
What’s Apple doing? They’re the only ones that kept me green today lmao

>>24633744
both ITM and OTM ones do?

>>24633721
dude what the fuck

who the fuck

how the fuck

>>24633189
Been reading this same thing the entire year now

Is CLF going up tomorrow?

>>24633721
I remember watching that webm for the first time and I almost threw up.

>>24633644
Oof

>>24633709
I wanted to swing trade a bit but I kept pussying out. Oh well

>>24633769
dude are you retarded

Why would an ITM option expire? Its gonna get called in and assigned 100%

>>24633769
A ten (10) piece. Sweet 'n' Sour sauce. Got it? Dump the moonshot options call idea.

>>24633766
well they removed touch ID which no one really likes and people want it back. they removed the headphone port which sucks balls too. and theyre STILL going they stopped including chargers in the case. now they removed the fucking CHARGING PORT so everyones forced to throw away chargers and use their shitty magsafe charger which no one wants. they made the magsafe charger out of cheap shitty plastic because it costs too much to ship ceramic

>>24633728
how much more the market cap is 600 BILLION WTF

>>24632824
>Not fomoing into Biocryst today
none of you ngmi

The occupation of private detectives is becoming more popular nowadays. That’s why after the perspective pre-sale the GTX price can rise x10!

>>24633778
Its been a hell of a bull market in housing

on the yearly chart decay isnt evident

big lots... what happened

>>24633751
Fuck man way overvalued. The US market in general. Buy vt, vxus, or vea. Dont fuck around with FAANG they are going nuts with problems rn. QQQ, or the queers, are also fucked to shit overvalued. You won't make money gambling like that. If you need the cash now just accumulate cash for later or buy a really stable etf (bonds suck dick right now so its hard). How much money do you have saved maybe I could help.

>>24633798
imagine how pissed they are going to be in a few years when apple makes all this shit cheap overnight too, and the stock keeps going up

>>24633257
don't. just buy $UUUU. remember. it's 4 U's (4 you)

>>24633769
>ITM
No, not unless you tell your broker you want them to, otherwise they exercise them or sell them to a market maker.

> futures

WHY DID I BUY TODAY AAAAH

>>24633812
This specimen is at least half the weight of the average woman that shops at Big Lots.

>>24633818
right now im just buying meme stocks and shit i was thinking of throwing 10k into some boomer stocks or an etf but i still live with parents and i really think i gotta use my money to move out and buy a car

>>24633831
IF you sold calls that are in the money why wouldnt the buyer take them

>>24633778
>Bear ETF goes down in bull market
Damn, who would have thought.

>>24632091
is there an "order book" i can check for stocks ? if so can i find it in my broker or it depends on the exchange ?
>t.crypto fag who moved to stocks

>>24633083
my thoughts exactly

So VLDR and LAZR rose 7% AH and I'm thinking about fomoing more. I'm UP by 30% but the original investment was fairly low.

This might be the most direct Tesla equivalent we have. LIDAR will be in a every car and drone in the future. I'm afraid to invest more though even when the marketcap on VLDR is fairly low: 3B

>>24632624
broo youll need more than that. Ive got 277k and the dividend is only $5555 a year, but growing.

>>24632834
These TSLA moves seem to be overall mixed, unless I'm drunk. Is that overall bullish?

>>24633798
Ah. Create a problem and sell the solution. Bravo Apple. Zoomers will still eat that shit up.

>>24633863
is the only purpose of an inverse to buy calls on it when you think its gonna crash? people dont really buy the shares and hold them right?

>>24633854
Because the underlying could drop below the strike during AH on friday and there would be no point in exercising the call. Calls don't expire till 90 mins after close on friday.

>ARK bought more LGVW today.
is this shit truly going to moon or are they memeing? whats the appeal of the stupid abortion device

>>24633879
returns on etfs are usually around 10-30% so 100k should you get around 10-20k.

i dont think i would ever put 277k in for 5k a year i would do anything to find a way to make more than that

>>24632603
Don’t listen to negativity fren, account size doesn’t matter. You’re doing good keep up the good work!

Learning the ins and outs of trading with low numbers is a lot better than what I did by dumping my entire life savings into robinhood and google what stocks to buy

>>24633868
Webull has a level 2 order book for free (for 3 months)

>>24633868
You can type the name of whatever company you want on your brokers search tab and the ticker will show up.

take a look at SFIX for a preview of GME AH tomorrow

>>24633899
How many shares did they buy? They could be trying to lure morons into it for a rug pull

>>24633899
man i dont know about moon or just slowly rise over a long time because that shit would have to become standard in every doctors office to really moon the way people want it to. isnt there a lot of companies selling the same shit on amazon?

>>24633848
Don't buy the meme stocks. For longs im doing xrx and oil etfs, mu might be a good conpany. Ask yourself when will you need the money. It sounds like you would need it pretry soon. I would just keep the cash. Maybe start with 1.5k on good etfs you really like with solid fundamentals and low risk. Make a personal portfolio for shit you like as a way to practice with 500 to 1k. Save the rest in a money market fund or a bank giving decent APY. Perhaps in one of these defi lending banks. (This isn't money advice. That would be illegal. These thoughts are strictly your own)

>>24632603
Stick with it. Don't quit your day job. Keep investing and learning.

>>24633899
God I hope so, I managed to buy the top, and not only did I buy the top I have robinshit so I somehow bought ABOVE the top

I just wanna break even desu

>>24633883
i dont know if apple can last longterm i got an iphone SE 1-2 years ago and i updated my phone one day and it ate shit after that it basically doesnt have a battery anymore it dies in an hour.

they keep saying theyre removing shit to make more room for batteries but guess what i bought an iphone SE gen 2 and its fucking garbage too. the entire phone is nice for the price but the battery is so fucking weak its always giving me a low battery warning and every single iphone user i see has a battery in the red basically 90% of the time

>>24633939
Also find a finance person with a philosophy you like and see what they do. I like Ichan personally. Mostly because I found he owned similar shit as me.

>>24633812
>literally who stock with one shill dumped
Shocking.

>>24633889


Nobody holds them really or "Invests" In the traditional sense.

You stake out your position and generally you get pretty sick gains pretty quick. In the example of DRV when covid hit you went from $25 on march 4 to $67 12 trading days later

>>24633939
i bought clf and gme basically theyre the only ones that look good and not holding long term just to see if i can make some cash and then i put about 1k in an etf

>>24633923
>3rd world shithole so i can't use webull
>>24633929
i'm talking about 'order book" like in binance where you can see if there are any walls to be afraid of and see what people are willing to buy/sell for

I have 100 bucks a week to invest with, what do I go for to make it?

>>24633934
30k. they're at 800k shares now or ~13m

>>24633880
There's a buyer and seller on each side of the trade so who fucking knows. I also saw this massive call come out right at close. Seeing millions in calls on TSLA the last few weeks has been the norm, but I have not seen 40 million dropped on a weekly like this. Guess we'll get a taste of what the market wants tomorrow.

>>24633984
you don't use webull for trading, just for looking at the level 2 order book

>>24632317
I bought under 5 because an anon told me to

>>24633984
cant you guys just set up an online bank and use a vpn to run robinhood or some shit? i always see people from other countries saying they dont have a lot of brokers

surprised robinhood doesnt have fucking gift cards or physical cash cards or some shit

>>24632136
GIX or GHIV
Stop buying stale crap. Buy before the spac runs. New ones are starting now. Like, c'mon people.

>>24633987
better to start with penny stocks and sell upticks to start making gains

example buy 1000 shares @ .01 ....sell 1000 shares @ .02

Grats you made $10 with your $100. Thats a reasonable return...so do it everyday till you reach $1000

Okay anons can u please help me with some info?

Does robinhood list IPOs day1?

I.E if I want to put my entire account into ROBLOX can I reliably expect to be able to buy it when the market opens?

I don’t have any scantily clad anime women for attention since this is my work phone so here’s a picture of my dog, she’s deaf but she’s still a good girl

>>24632318
This guy fucks. The rest of you will feel like pic related when there is a bare or correction

anyone else here autistic and asking for stocks for christmas? i dont have anything i really want anymore only a nice car or a house will mean anything to me so anything under 50k cash is pretty useless. i might just use it as an opprotunity to start slowly build up boomer stocks

>Biden has picked Retired General Lloyd Austin as Secretary of Defense. He went straight from the military to the board of Raytheon.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUY RTX

>>24634002
thanks fren , will look into it
>>24634010
>just throw your money in a broker that doesn't accept your kind so in case they close your account you get fucked in the ass
unless you are playing with 200-300$ this is a very bad idea
and most other brokers require photo ID + residency proof , not sure if robinhood requires it or not
either way i have IB so no problem

>>24634052
i have both fidelity and robinhood so i dont think it should be a problem for me i know fidelity has a reallly good choice

>>24633970
By stake out your position you mean, buying a call? Apologies for the remedial question, still learning. Could you hypothetically walk through how you would leverage a "bear etf"?

baking

>>24632791
You can charter your own yacht for the price and most skippers i know are pretry based. You can literally do whatever you want.

>>24634053
World Economic Forum wants one billion more of this in Europe? How do I short the EU?

>>24633721

I would say this is fake for the show but based on how big this hog is it must be true.

>>24633987
APHA still a good buy imo, for 5yr+ strat. Dem gets elected and jumps $4, just imagine the inevitable federal decriminalization/legalization. IMAGINE IT.

>>24634052
you can bit on a limit order the day of, and if you don't bid high enough you aren't going to be able to buy, search the ticker the day of

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>>24634014
both of those SPACs suck..

>>24633551
Entirely too much if you ask me.

>>24634104
They don't have any say over shit. Nobody in Europe wants this to begin with. Dont buy Germany. I bought some etfs in countries that go against this. Epol, erus, ect. But they WEF is a bunch of rich liberals trying to tell the peasants that they are the good guys, while at the same time everyone knows they are a bunch of kunts.

>>24633652
Same. I would buy them if you told me what would happen this year, but I hate their product, I hate Musk and I hate all the retards who spam "not a car company!!"
Its a shitty company and the TSLA bulls can have their party, it will end either way, by fizzling out or by completely erupting into their faces.

>>24634086

the ETF is already leveraged. So light if the Dow falls 1%, you will see a 3% rise in that particular ETF.

You literally just buy the stock outright or some options. Just take a position is all.

If you know something bad is about to occur. Like i saw the entire shitshow from march happening. I bought masks, gloves, disinfectent, everything...I was literally a month early.

I literally wanted to kill myself for not shorting the stock market back in late febuary.

>>24634053
bullish on elon's bulletproof windows

>>24634178
Yeah or eastern europe. Who the fuck knows really. Maybe 9mm anon is on to something

>>24633933
please let it be so

>>24634146
Post better? Or just bitch about the sucky ones I guess.

>>24634219
>Maybe 9mm anon is on to something
Yes. Invest in tomboys too.

>>24634232
AGC speculative?

>>24632764
Surely it'll crash soon says increasing nervous man for hundredth time