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1st for pltr

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

IS SCHWAB.COM DOWN FOR YOU GUYS

I WANT TO POST MY GAINZ FOR THE DING DING DING POST

FUCK

If pic related can hit these numbers than so can Palantir. $40 confirmed

fuck i broke even with gme and now i have a stop loss to sell tomorrow

>>24628990
Every shitty person who told me palantir was going to crash can kiss my rich ass. I made 21% today AND YOU SAID I WAS GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING. LITERALLY FUCK YOURSELVES AND NO IM NOT SELLING GAMESTOP EITHER. BITCH.

LISTEN THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS
>BFT
>BFT

https://www.reuters.com/article/paysafe-m-a-foley-trasimene/paysafe-to-go-public-in-bill-foley-backed-9-billion-deal-idUSKBN28H1GP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AEjc_axpN8

DING DING DING HOWD YA DO TODAY BOYZ

>>24629008
you've been posting all day in smg, man.
sorry for ya

FIRST FOR URANIUM POWERED SALMON FARMS DRIVEN BY PLTR'S FOUNDRY™

ATTENTION (((MARKET MAKERS)))
Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

*ahem*
I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking PLTR. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand? I. Am. Never. Ever. Ever. EVER. FUCKING SELLING

N E V E R S E L L I N G
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I will NEVER, ever sell my PLTR. PLTR at $15? Didnt sell.
PLTR at $20? Didnt sell.
PLTR at $25? $30? $50?... $100? $250? $500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these PLTR again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1000 per PLTR... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING. ANNOUNCEMENT IS OVER, FREE HENTAI AT THE COUNTER
*drops the mic*

Are Palantrannies ever going to have a non insane valuation?

>>24629056
how do this

CLF

>>24629050
I know fuck those faggot fudders. They're almost sociopathic in how much they revel in dips

>>24628041
I know, right? It's so sad to think about all those cute boys who could get a really nice girl, but instead find other men to bend them over and pump them harder than PLTR. It's total degeneracy, I say.

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights

>>24629084
bcxr tsla aapl clf pltr

What are some water stocks we should buy?

>>24629056
Something like 13%. Thinking about buying a new GPU and CPU with my gains.

>>24629000
No one can stop Gay Big Brother and his half fish, half man CEO.

It is now safe to post this image

>>24629055
ok I'll through 1500 at it

>X gonna give it to ya
>Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gonna deliver for you
>Ding ding open up your app its real
>The non stop pump pump from US Steel

>>24629008

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO RATE MY PORTFOLIO

>>24629115
AWK seems ok, too boring for me though.

>>24629074
Lmao seethe

I think boomers are catching on that the markets are crypto. Will there be a halving of muskcoin?

GME AH very flat today

Good morning I hate SNDL

>>24629159
needful/10

>>24629099
if i copy your positions is it too late to get rich or will it still be decent

>>24629140
Anyone got the original Gary Oak one?

What do you guys think about the C3.ai IPO on wednesday?

seems like a better buy than airbnb

PLTR pullback tomorrow? I'm thinking we see a repeat of last week, but not as extreme

>>24629055
My 2 shares of this are sky rocketing and I have no idea why.

>>24629111
when i held apple it crabbed for 3 months

>>24629171
are you the original crsr guy? you lost money on that TOO?

SUNW $10 end of year.

>>24629159
damn you really chose the right spacs nice

>>24629196
Shut the fuck up

MP too risky to buy at $28?

BFT, DMYD, ROBLOX, FUSE, GHIV, BCRX, I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR ALL OF THIS. HELP

What do I buy for my CRSR gains?

>>24629055
Whats the timeline for this SPAC. started in october. Just like HYLN I will ride it up to the moment it's about to change over right?

>>24629208
Yes and yes

I’m just a poor boy I need no sympathy

When is NAK coming out with their 2nd chance offering?

I DEMAND A QT3.14 BF OR I'LL BOMB NASDAQ!

>>24629159
comfy

>>24628990
Kliffbros what the fuck happened

>>24629198
I hope so. I want to buy back in!

>>24629067
Based

>>24629247
nak 2nd chance i cant wait :)

>ARCT down 6.11% after hours
WHAT THE HELL

>>24629198
I hope. I wanted 15$ to all in and those mother fuckers sold their houses to buy more Palantir stocks at the first positive news

>>24629283

Same. I didnt pull the trigger when it reached 21$

>>24629240
sorry man hop on gme

>>24629159
No idea but r8 this

r8 it m8s

>>24629046
>GME
>stop loss
might as well sell a limit sell because it's going to trigger instantly

>>24629036
Fuck I sold at 31

>>24629107
God I wish I had a cute gamer bf to pump haha :/

>>24629198
Its almost fucking $30 in AH. You should fully expect a pull back. Who fucking knows though, I'm long on PLTR, but today's rally off of a 44 million contract over 3 years doesn't make sense to me, but hey can't complain.
>29.80
Holy shit.

>made 500 selling SNDL calls
>12/18
>still own the shares
oh well. guess ill sell more when they expire

how are people losing on rycey? i only bought as soon as i saw it at the bottom would not have bought

>>24629313
thats what i want. its going to 11-12 tomorrow.

>>24629265
It smashed a 5 year high and dumped. Perfectly fine honestly.

>>24629254
Just go to jail and bend over.

>>24629304
I bought and sold carnival today like a retard and I'm waiting for my broker to let me buy back my 1000 Palantir shares ffs

>>24629115
Pic related: main stocks of my water fund

VLDR and LAZR are up 6% AH.

>>24629140
Thats me. I rebought the dip and sold today

RYCEY chads, there is a lot of fudders out today, that's a bullish sign

Anons I have $1000 that I would like to turn into $10,000 by the end of the month. Shill me some picks

>futures


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE ARE BELOW 30,000!!!!

I hope you all bought the BCRX dip today. I got in a little late at 6.99 for 1550 shares. Up 650 bucks atm

Admit it bros, who here fell for the RYCEY pump and dump scam?

>>24629099
Didn't you start out at like 100k a few months ago? Really impressive

>optimism for GME on /biz/
Time to sell.

How does $TSLA just keep mooning. who's buying puts w/ me??

clf jan 8 with 14 strike is that good?

>>24629378
SQQQ

>>24629369
>bought the dip
good lad

And just like that another spoof sell wall is cancelled.

>>24628990
What are some stocks that would do well with a debit spread options wise frens?

>>24629407
That sounds like the opposite of a good idea

>>24629306
I’m comfy on GME and CLF, have been for a while. SNDL and CRSR screwed me though

>>24629390
I fell for it and made 900 bucks. I will rebuy at 1.50

NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN AND DESTROY THE ECONOMY TO CONSOLIDATE MORE WEALTH INTO THE BILLIONAIRE ELITES AND CHINA! IM A TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/shanermurph/status/1335756575605202944

am i the only person holding moon?

So many ppl saying variations of "AAAA sold PLTR too early because /smg/ told me too" huh I thought most of us were saying JUST BUY AND HOLD. I've posted so many times who cares about the dips just hold but so many of us seem to be selling

>>24629384
I bought in at $5 I would buy dips but don't have enough fucking money. I'm only 12% cash for the IPOs and GME and there's nothing I want to sell

>>24629169
seems like a lot of people are selling off right before Q3 because they think it's going to be bad *but* most of them also plan to buy back in because Q4 is going to be a no-brainer

but if everyone's doing that... isn't the winning move just not to do anything unless you're holding December/January calls that are too risky?
The fear going into Q3 definitely feels a lot different compared to the greed into Q2, and frankly even Q2 wasn't that bad since it was just a fake dip by short sellers (based on the increasing short interest) that lol, lasted 2 days then all bagholders were immediately redeemed

Bros PLTR is fucking 30.36 in AH now...

>>24629361

I dont think this will moon anytime soon. Maybe long hold

>>24629378

12/11 PLTR $40 calls

>PLTR over $30
I'm happy, but the pull back tomorrow will be horrible

>>24629422
i lost 30% on crsr instantly and just sold it and put it into gme and clf and it went up a little bit

>>24629400
1k more into deep OTM puts on Dec 11 is my current plan

>>24629397
/smg/ is optimistic on GME earnings because everyone else is pessimistic, it's purely contrarian

pltr dump on open tomorrow will be sick

>>24629320
oh no my 30$ covered call might get assigned, dooming me to profiting off a meme stock

Who's buying the AI ipo tomorrow (c3.ai)?

>>24628289
99.9% of the time /biz/ is shit for business and financial advice but in the sea of brown there will be the occasional effortposters who will give you invaluable life advice. Here are a few I picked up over the past few years in this g-d forsaken site
First of all you need to fix your shit and no matter how badly your boomer parents have failed you you need to let go. Fix your diet, sleep and try to shove some physical activity in your life. Pick up some good books and read them. It makes me sad as an ESL to see native speakers make errors like those in your posts. Change the mentality of blindly following other people's trading and try to confidently do yours. If there are any good plays they are all outside market hours as /smg/ is lately infested by wsb, stocktwits and twatter tourists during those times. Dicksword fags are here 24/7 and if you have been on this board at least a year you may have realized it by now.
Most of what I posted may sound cliche but you HAVE to get your shit together

>>24629424
America exists to consolidate wealth into the billionaire elites.

When was the last time labor got anything in America? Not my fucking lifetime lol

>>24628990
I'm outperforming this months NEETbuxx I received.
Pretty happy rn.
>PLTR 62% of stock portfolio worth
Should've put in more though.

>>24629228
Just buy the BFT then, GHIV will lose you money

>>24629361
PNR has mooning potential

How it feels like talking to someone who’s only purpose in life it to acquire NEE

>>24629427
yes

its ok clf go when you feel like it not like my contracts are getting shittier by the day or anything

>sold PLTR and BCRX at close

>>24629476
I'm not sure I feel that its a steep price for an IPO and will dip

>>24629067

>>24629361
PIO

>>24629228
Buy BFT. No one knows what it does but it prints money.

>>24629445
Jews wouldn't go balls deep all in today in the last 10 minutes and in the after hours if they knew it will be any significant pullback this week.

>>24629476
I was going to but I bought steel and miners instead

Wait, SP5OO and DOW are going down. Doesn't this mean more money will rush into memespacs?

>>24629525
STOP SELLING SHARES
Money isn't real anyway it's all just numbers on a screen they don't exist (and neither do I)

>>24629496
PLTR will definitely hit $100 sometime next year

>>24629397
most people aren't though. I think you're mistaking like a couple people for all of /smg/
me Im bullish and these are my updated notes

please share your thoughts
>https://pastebin.com/MYRgJZaP

RYCEY - I don't care what they do. I only care about the stock price climbing to the sky. Sell order is deployed, good for 60 days. 3.0 come to me, give me my damn 15,000 dollars with all haste or least before 12-31-2020.

>>24629390
I'm comfy at 1.78 average. Pretty confident this will be green tomorrow.

>>24629476
not tomorrow

>>24629525
Holy fuck, it must be agonizing. Why tho? It's obvious that PLTR will be responsible for the Global Vaccination Data, they'll be contracted by the European Union this month. That much even I can see and I'm no Market Expert.

>>24629453
The irony is the clown markets dictate that bad earnings result in a pump these days.

I threw $40 in this shit at $8 and am up 100%. This meme may have run it's course for me.

>>24629445
>>24629461
We just had an entire week of fucking pullbacks. Get lost kikes

Am I gonna make it bros?

>>24629209
Can it be true?

>>24629576
LMAO how does 1.55 sound?

>>24629607
youre embarrassing yourself

>>24629323
Buy out the contract and sell your shares
Should still be profit there
I did that today with calls expiring this Friday

Thoughts on ARKG?

>>24629525
buy palantir tomorrow when it dumps

SHITRON ALWAYS LOSES

>Cyberpunk 2077 underbaked
>GME nosedives
dump while you can

So why exactly is GME not mooning

>>24628990
So what are your cases for Tesla this week and next week?
Bear case: 650 next week then correction after inclusion down to 400-420.

Neutral case: 700 next week then correction after inclusion down to 450-500.

Bull case: 800 next week then correction after inclusion down to 500-550.

Retarded bull (only if new stimulus is announced this week) 1000 next week then correction down to 600-650.

>>24629628
>ARKG
>buying Cathie wood's meme money

>>24629628
Buy it

But PLTR if it pulls back tomorrow, or rather NAK-2 on Wednesday ?

>>24629669
why not? mommy give monies

>>24629424
B A S E D buying amazon calls

every man in this thread has at least one can of campbells chicken noodle soup in their cabinet

>>24629570
Yeah, don't really know what you're trying to say to me specifically but I don't want to put in more now and get burned with a dip causing me to lose my unrealised profits.

I'm debating in my head what I should do tomorrow other than setting a stop loss for 28.50 or something like that (if PLTR has a solid opener at least, for all I know we could be back at 26.00 for the opener and go down to 22.00 during the day, unlikely I think but it could happen).
$100 a share would be big profit for me.

>>24629664
Profit taking due to uncertainty around earnings

>>24629664
Bulls are either holding their jimmies tight or sitting on cash for the earnings dip, Melvin Capital is walking down the ask on low volume.

>>24629525
>BCRX
Damn, you didn't even wait for double digits?

Rolls-Royce will continue its pump once the Brexit uncertainty is solved in the coming days

>>24629703
I don't even have that, I've got some off brand soup

Poor retard here, tell me why I shouldn't all in on this right now. It worked out pretty well for me today, made 58 bucks.

>bought calls on GE at it's high today
little salty but i'll be good

>>24629703
Hell yes, the low effort dinner/lunch of choice

>>24629726
line not always go up

>>24629476
I think it's on wednesday but I blew most of my remaining cash on penny stocks

>>24629547
Yeah sure. Nio imploded on its ATH and the jews got raped because they bought too much that day.

>>24629726
because something will fuck it back to 29 or 27 its SPCE. Buy it then dont fomo now. honestly bad weather delaying a launch will do it

>>24629742
hmm yes i see
how do i know if line go up?

Are RR engines all that bad or was it just a one off issue with the trent 1000s?

>>24629716
All the shit from this year made me honestly forget brexit was a thing happening.

What's the situation like with it?

>>24629703
im vegetarian

>>24629703
I don't have a can of anything

No joke anons, BFT is being held down. This stock did 80M in volume today and basically crabbed. Millions in large orders in both buying and selling went through.
This is a 3-4x by end of Jan, mark my words.

>>24629726
Already obsolete on launch. Virgin has 2-4 years to answer Starship and hasn't even started on an orbital rocket.

>>24629754
You are misinformed, NIO dumped because America will most likely ban Chink Stock trading. Jews got out before it crashes.

>>24629703
>campbells
Progresso here.

every time I think my gains are /prettygood/, the gainporn on WSB puts me to shame.

I'm sitting on cash right now waiting for the next buying opportunity but I'm thinking of buying some Salesforce calls tomorrow. Is that the right play right now? They're looking oftly cheap now

>>24629726
They're called virgin galactic because they can't into space.

>>24629711
>sitting on cash for the earnings dip
we know a significant amount of them are doing this because borrowing fees spiked the past few days, presumably because a lot of the shareholders (who were lending out shares) sold off to the reddit bagholders

fee on IB is now 29.7% reflecting that shares are much harder to borrow now
>https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME
so is /smg/ going to go with the pussies for risk management or are they going to be contrarians and hold through Q3

>>24629726
Learn to take profits.

>>24629703
Nah, campbells tastes gross and you can easily make soup.

>>24629783
There was news today. The merger won’t go through until 2021. It’s going to dump and crab then moon randomly in a couple months

>>24629786
They have 3 years to comply.. they are already audited by PWC.. it's a nothing-burger
Just an effort to get China to come to the negotiating table

>>24629763
>how do I know if line go up
if you figure that out to a high degree of confidence and write an algorithm to solve it you can probably make seven figures at a big bank

some people think drawing lines on the chart with crayons can tell if it goes up, other people look at profit and get angry when the line ignores profit

>tfw been sitting on the sideline all day waiting for PLTR to come back and hit my buy order at $25.45

why did people tell me to buy fucking moon and no one else bought with me? fuck it ill just hold it alone

>>24629726
becasue you never go all in?

>check market after eating dinner
>Made money on BCRX
To the moon baybee?

>>24629433
If PLTR hits 35 tomorrow at all, it's gonna break a key psychological level (and ATH) and it won't be out of the realm of possibilities to hit 40 shortly after that.

>>24629726
It has the same fundamentals of tesla

Cool ticker name
No tangible products to show
Moons for no reason.

I was up 50% by the end of the day. kicking myself for not buying more

>>24629726
High risk, meme power makes it pump fast sometimes but think about it, is there a good reason for that to regularly keep going up? I like my banks and oil atm for safe steady gains, also the steel stocks seem to be good for a while yet (X, CLF). I'm also buying into T and VOD because of 5G networks rolling out. (However many people think VZ is a safer bet than T but I'm sticking with T)

>>24629795
That's over a whole year though. I'm up 40% in the last 3 months alone.

>>24629801
Holding, and if it dips I might swap Antibe for more GME

FSLR has just fucking crabbed since Biden won, MAXR is a new addition replacing NVDA

>>24629665
I hope it's Neutral or Bear. I just cashed out some of my shares in other stocks and 10 TSLA shares (out of 350), and I would love to re-buy at the 400-500.

>>24629703

Campbells chunky used to be one of my poorfag student foods. Besides that I barely buy canned soup anymore.

>>24629726
>>24629784
>Space X goes public
>Short it with leverage
>Buy a silenced rifle
>Do some ballistic math
>Shoot a hole to the spaceship from 10km away
>???
>Astronauts go boom, shorts go to space
Haha, not that anyone would do that...

no reaction images cuz new computer
Will SPY keep dumping tomorrow?

>>24629811
There was news AND 80M in volume and it went up a paltry 12%. There's basically nowhere left to dump to.

It's going to be a silent riser or a violent pump up.

>>24629690
I'm going all in C3PO with my available cash

>>24629801
i’m holding because i know if i sell i will regret it immediately

>>24629795
Just don't go to WSB, there is no good reason to do that. I agree about Salesforce looking cheap though, I'm also thinking of buying some but don't have much free cash

>>24629829
Only buy stocks after they've been consistently shilled for at least a week

>>24629836
I believe. It is imperative that we sell before $39 and we dump out bags on Reddit.

AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AIA I

>>24629874
let's do it boys

>>24629735
Quit bullshitting, kid, we all know you cannot afford luxury soups with your puny gains and you're not getting paid for all the anime shitposting you do.

It's all thanks to /smg/ I'm now able to afford a sex change surgery. I love you, guys.

>>24629880
Maybe. But probably not

>>24629703
>eating premade soup
I'm human, so no

>>24629874
Starship is made of stainless steel 4-10mm thick. You'll need a big rifle. And unless you knew exactly where to shoot, you'd probably just cause a small leak.

>>24629829
I bought moon. Going to continue stacking it

>>24629786
Nio dumped because of Shitron saying it's worth 25$, nothing to do with that delisting bullshit

>>24629886
And buy stocks that are rarely mentioned.

Some retard mentioned UUUU more than 2 weeks ago. I added it to my meme watch and it fucking mooned today.

I have only been burned by the UTZ faggot so far.

>>24629703
I like all their creamy soups like clam chodwer and chicken dumpling. hnnnnnggggghhh

>>24629895
Why are you so utterly obsessed with me?

>>24629912
>4mm thick
so basically aluminum foil

>>24629912
>4-10mm thick stainless
>pressurized tank
>need a big rifle

anon I'm a massive spaceX fan but a 9mm glock fowty could cause that think to burst lol

>>24629769
UK is out of the EU politically already as of 30th of January this year
we are in a transition period in which the UK still follows EU trade regulations until the end of this year (December 31st). They're trying to sign a trade deal at the moment and it is going down to the wire, as these things always do. They'll make a compromise eventually, a deal will be signed, the markets will pump. Either side has too much to lose by not doing so.

>>24629930
lmao were you trying to swing trade UTZ?

i dont think i can safely buy apple anymore. i just saw their new phone and theyre removing the FUCKING CHARGING PORT

jesus fucking christ. they should of just quit when they had touch ID and just kept expanding jesus fucking christ i really think apple is doomed and android is going to win just like how no MMO could beat WOW and then WOW just made itself so shitty everything won by default

anyone have CLA

>>24629891
I agree, but not only Reddit in the process. As much as I would love to hold past 40 dollars, I don't think that the 40-something odd million dollars over 3 years is enough to warrant Palantir to sustain the 40 target level. However, if some heavy additional news gets released tomorrow or Wednesday, you'll see Palantir soar to 50 before a correction to 35-40 range. Just my guess, take it for what you will guys.

Rate babies first investment, bought in on Friday.

>there are currently people on /smg/ who sold PLTR below 25

>>24629898
At least get 50 shares anon, I want you to make it too

>>24629703
This is exactly the stupid reddit tier posts that ruin threads

Im gonna buy kneepads

>>24629951
NGL I was. But im holding it now because I think it has potential.

>>24629573
This shit is going back to 10.

>>24629945
has to be able to survive micrometeoroid impacts to be fair, maybe a little more robust than you'd think

>>24629959
>correction to a $35 range
>bought at $14
Feels comfy man

>>24629975
Oh I’ll make it. I just load up on SPXL and NEE

>>24629937
no aluminum foil is microns thick

>>24629956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfmeb2e_kb4

>>24629967
simply embarrassing you twit, 2 shares of ko? go fuck yourself

>>24629945
I just checked, 4mm stainless is reccomended as a handgun target plate but not for rifles bigger than rimfire magnums. But I stand by the idea that a 6mm hole in the methane tank or whatever probably wouldn't cause an instant explosion.

>>24629967
>3 figure portfolio
>7 different stocks
>boomer stocks
why?

>>24629430
>because they think it's going to be bad
Low expectations. A primer for a gap up.

>>24629967
why KO? not really going to rake in the divvies with 2 shares

I could be up 50 grand if I wasn't an idiot, instead I'm up a measly 5k. How do I not kill myself.

>>24629628
all i know is cathie keeps adding more LGVW

>>24629998
Close on!
NEE is straight meme so is anything associated with the GND

>>24629795

Bought $1k of CRM last week. I think it's well on its way to becoming the industry standard for anything marketing/sales related. Even Amazon uses Salesforce.

>>24629956
AAPL might have a chance for explosive growth in the future with Apple Silicon since they have first dibs on TSM's chips
they're pretty weak though since they're ARM or whatever it was again, but im sure it'll have its own niche

>>24629956
And normies will eat it up.
A uniform slab of glass is the end goal of smartphones.

>>24630016
Because I do not know anything about investing except that line go up

>>24629935
It's just like it was in school for you, you're an easy target to bully and most people find you insufferable. Shouldn't have posted anime in /sfg/, kiddo.

>>24629145
Underrated post

>>24630036
theyre just destroying themselves every large company does this

>>24630030
Nothing about NEE is a meme. Best energy company by far. Decent dividend as well

>>24630016
OH BOY A WOPPPPPPPPING HALF A PENNY A YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
protip: divvies are for big boys. I LITERALLY just started investing in septmber and i'm already looking at $1000 in divvies in the coming year. I haven't even ramped up my divvie buying cause im too busy with biz memes

>>24630020
Greed is telling you that, but you still made money. Don't kill yourself for being successful, despite greed giving you the façade of being successful if you held. You have to remember that you knew what you knew at those times you pulled out. You still made money, so don't beat yourself up.

>>24629974
>gary oak.jpg

Thanks to the anon who told me about BTF while I was repositioning today.

>>24629956
are they going to put one of those diamond encased nuclear batteries inside it so that it can just run at full blast for 2.5 years until you get a new one?

I'm eyeballing a nonstandard call option that yields 10 shares. If the option is ITM, do I pay 10x or 100x the strike price for those shares?

>>24630044
>/sfg/
>stock FOMO general

>>24630043
you'd be better off going all in some ETF with such a small portfolio, or all into nearly any meme stock to 2x. what you have there is retarded anon

>tfw no utz chips

DNN today + afterhours
>OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24629056
ah a fellow Schwab savant

>Massive stock market bubble caused by milions retards playing with options
>Even more million of retards start investing because they see other people making tons of money
>Once the real rugpull begins, permabulltards will get raped
>Bears will cream themselves shorting the market, but will get raped with each one of the giant dead cat bounces caused by the "buying the dip" addicts
>Everyone loses their money except the jews, who will buy the real bottom when nobody else can afford it
It's so obvious it hurts

PLTR and RIOT gang. Fuck it’s been a great month. Might buy a house with all this money.

gme tomorrow

>>24629967
I started kinda like this, after a while you'll want to consolidate your stocks and un-diversify a bit to concentrate on the picks you really believe in. However diversification is not just a meme I think it's pretty important. Make sure you always have something like your F and KO in there to counter your speculative shit like SPCE. And make sure you have your reasons for all the shit that you buy

>>24630052
Really, I'm mostly beating myself up over losing faith in NVAX too quickly. I bought 2k worth at about 10$ and sold at 40-45$.
The few silly gambles are just learning experiences compared to that.

Also going from 20k up to 5k up is painful still.

will UUUU keep running the whole week?

I've been holding 100 Kosmos since June because I don't want to feel defeated should I just sell and move on with my life, I just wanted to break even

Any cheapies I can buy plox

>>24629974
Bought 500 at 26 couple weeks ago sold at 26 today thinking it was going to dip again fml.

Buying the GME dip tomorrow is a no brainer, right?

>>24630044

>>24630074
Look up what an option contract is and think about that again

>>24629572
Good notes, I think sales are going to be shit but as long the bankruptcy thesis is still dead I'll buy more.

>>24630044
Cool, stay obsessed.

>>24630079
I started swing trading conservatively with 4 figures and im up 40% in1 month and a half.
Im basically just jumping from meme stocks to meme SPAC stocks using the martingale method. Im too much of a bitch to yolo my money.

>>24629974
Fibonacci Anon was spot on. I want to subscribe to his advice.

>>24630030
NEE is a solid long term hold

>>24630056
Shit I should of bought.

>>24629419
You need to find stocks with small distance between strikes. These tend to be big cap.

>>24630106

>Once the real rugpull begins, permabulltards will get raped

If that bald headed boomer can buy every fucking dip, so can I.

>>24630138
If it dips yeah, we've got good support around $16 but if we break that the next support is $12-14

>>24630014
Party City gapped up like +30% after it achieved an EPS of 0.10, and it's now valued at 0.29x of revenues while Gamestop is still at 0.15x lol

i know gamestop is shit but can they at least pull off an early miracle with Q3? Everyone else managed to achieve a positive EPS (not just Party City.. also Nordstrom, Kohl's, etc) without having the tailwinds of a corona gaming boon
there's shit I want to buy for Christmas so I'd love to be able to trim profits early if it breaks $20

>>24630154
What are his levels?

>>24630146
I know what it is, but I saw something that looked too lucrative to be factual and I wanted to make sure I wasn't being fucked somehow, which making me second-guess myself.

>>24630158
there's always tomorrow premarket

>>24630012
>3 figure portfolio
>is actually 4 figures
You're a fucking retard

>>24630106
Never bet against the jews.

>>24630041
Exactly. There's always someone who thinks normalfags are rational and foresees the end of Apple. "Oh they really stepped in it this time! What a blunder! No one will buy THAT!"
Lines around the block to buy exactly that. The norms just consoom. Same with the fags wanting to short CD Projekt Red. Cyberpunk might be a shit game but the normies already preordered it into profit.

>>24630161
exceedingly based

>>24629327
GME Q3 earnings being bad is already priced in. There is literally no reason to not be holding GME before earnings

>>24630106
The Market will not be allowed to crash, the Printer has been unleashed and there is no stopping it. You either hold assets or you lose everything and become a slave.

Xbox has been really exceeding my expectations lately

>>24630187
>t. probably has a similarly retarded poorfolio

>>24630153
where do you get info on different SPAC to jump to?

>>24630106
That's right, anon. The jews are the reason you're bad at investing.

>>24630161
Until it stops being a dip because it never bounces back. You guys are literally getting trained to throw your money when it crashes, then they give your reward with a nice % gain that will be stolen anyways in the rugpull.
>'It crashed 40%, it won't crash anymore, r-right?'

>>24630166
Nice thanks. If it dips I'll take a position but otherwise I'll just let it run.

>>24630222
every single earnings ive seen good or bad has dropped

>>24629967
I would suggest a more focused portfolio but since you are just starting out its a good way to learn about how different stocks from different industries perform. Also don't listen to investment advice from retards on the internet.

Please shill me your favourite nuclear/uranium stocks.

>>24630173
Q1 this year also gapped up but it was shorted back pathetically. I don't think shorts will allow a gap up.

>>24630182
>>/biz/thread/S24321589#p24321667

>>24630152
Stay BTFOed eternally.

I'm up 52% on TSLA and 20% on TSM. Are they going to keep going or should I sell?

>>24630237
Right here baby! BTF is going to the moon!

>>24630106
>make 300,000 dollars
>lose let's say 100,000 in crash
>come out with 200,000 profit
I don't see the problem? If you're playing with huge amounts of shares have stop orders. If you take advantage of this perma bull clown market you'll still come out on top when the crash comes

>PLTR hit $30 AH
expect a big pullback tomorrow
Either that or an extreme pump, who fucking knows with this clown market

>>24630253
EXC.

>>24630203
This guy was on Bloomberg recently and apparently was bearish early this year when yield curves inverted. Bullish again ofc. Actually p smart guy.

>>24630253
UUUU
UEC

>>24630183
Look at the spread, an adjusted contract typically has little to no volume so it may not be as good as it looks at first

>>24630253
There's only like 9 of them. Unless you want to go full gambling into juniors.

>>24630230
I have all of my networth invested in the stock market and real estate and will sell my stocks when the real rugpull arrives.

>>24630261
Stay filtered ;^)

>>24630237
BFT, see my post >>24629783

>>24630253
MElI

>>24630279
10/10 insight.

>buy 100 UUUU
>immediately sell an ITM 1.00 call for $180
>get assigned
>walk away
free money sirs

>>24629835

moon mission has been confirmed

>>24630263

The two times I sold TSLA I ended up feeling kinda silly afterwards. I still have 340 shares but I'll only buy more when they dip, which will hopefully be soon. The stock will still grow a lot IMO.

>>24629222
this

and give us our daily bread O_O

>>24630338
>>24630338
>>24630338
and give us our daily bread O_O

>>24630338
>>24630338
>>24630338
and give us our daily bread O_O

>>24630338
>>24630338
>>24630338

>>24630239
Bought AMD, Nvidia, Tesla and Netflix in 2016-17. Bought Nio at 3€. My annual gains are really high and this year is just retarded. If you think this year % gains are normal you're a newbie. Even normies are up more than 50% this year

>>24630154
>I want to subscribe to his advice
Why don't you just learn to use fibonacci levels yourself?

>>24630281
>>24630289
>>24630295
>>24630318
Thanks fellas

>>24630237
Unironically most of my winners were picked from the SPAC subreddit.

Just buy a small percentage. and wait for the pump. Sell when you feel comfortable with your gains. Dont be greedy. Im only doing this because I cant afford to hold all these volatile shares. You will be missing out on the long term gains. But its been working for me. so much so that even if there is a massive rugpull I will mainly lose house money.

>>24630253
i have a small gamble on BNNLF

>>24630294
Same, I've never sit on so little cash in my entire life. Shares, crypto, gold and silver, just enough money to have a small emergency fund if something goes wrong.

Now, think about.. 70% of the people around US and Europe? No shares, no crypto, no precious metals, renting houses. They'll be wiped the fuck out.

>>24630249
there's always a reason
all the battered retailers have mooned when they beat expectations because their valuations were so low because of the covid dip, so any good news that they're not going to be insolvent -> dramatic change in sentiment/price.
Outside of retail, TUP is probably the biggest underdog story this year, going from bankruptcy valuations of 0.05x of revenues back to over 1x of revenues (basically a 30-bagger this year). Gamestop is still at 0.15x of revenues so any good news will be explosive.. if any good news

Meanwhile you have Bestbuy that beats expecations, but it's already priced in AND Bestbuy didn't give a guidance in their earnings
Intel shit the bed even if its numbers were ok because they didn't have a believable roadmap to stop losing market share to AMD
Companies with solid fundamentals still dip on earnings because price was already rallying to price in the good news a couple weeks before earnings

>>24629829
What do you want me to say?
>Hey Moonbros we're up 1% today

>>24629884
>>24629801
>>24629711
>>24629709
personally im bullish on earnings so if it turns out to be shit i'll post my loss/win depending on how things play out

>>24630342
You can always try to sell in the tops and buy in the dips. I made a killing selling at 480-490 and bought back at 370. I am selling the moment TA gives me the signal

>>24629056

Nearly 15K with degenerate penny stocks. Unlike last Monday I sold to not lose 70% of gains tomorrow - which of course means they'll moon higher, ah well.

>>24630407
Yes, they will be wiped out like the permabulls. The smart bulls will get incredible gains though

>>24630154
I need spoonfeeding

>>24630153
>meme stocks
>martingale
>trading conservatively
Dude... Are you retarded?

>>24630255
they can keep holding it down, all the other institutions aren't stupid will be happy to accumulate for cheap.

Short sellers may have been doubling down, but you also have to admit that the rally the last 3 months were not based on any concrete details on GME's fundamentals. Makes sense that (presumably) Melvin would keep price suppressed until Q3 just so they're not forced to cut losses just yet, but eventually risk management has to kick in considering these are huge hedge funds managing other people's money

>>24629307
Is velodyne that penny stock from wolf of wall street? kek

>>24630536
Iirc that was aerodyne

To any anons, INTC is not a bad play long term. People like to compare them to NVDA and TCM, which makes sense because muh computer chips. But Intel hasn't been trying to compete in that space since 2017 and it's my belief they should be valued much much higher. A good friend of mine is a chief engineer in material sciences over there, told me about how they pump all their money into a major pivot to corner the self-driving car market by 2025. Pretty much all autocars will be using Intel circuitry. If you look in the 10k, it's all there, so you can do your own research to validate this. Just wanted to let you guys know. I'm waiting for a buy point at $45 and then it's LEAP time. Apparently the news about kind of stuff will be released around Q2 next year, so there's still some time.

>>24630438
frankly I think we all already lost for not selling at $19 and buying back at $16 in the same/next day

>>24630644
i had been thinking the same thing was up 3k and decided to hold till earnings which may have been a terrible move. prayin its not

>>24630641
Hahaha, fuck no. Instead of outsourcing to Taiwan like AMD did, Intel's focusing on politics rather than manufacturing.

>>24630641
spoken like someone who doesn't understand semiconductors at all

please tell me how Intel tell me how they're going to solve the problems on sub-10nm processes when they're so adamant with sticking to immersion lithography
please tell me how they're going to transition to EUVL if TSM is hogging all the orders from ASML

their biggest hope is to outsource to TSM (which btw is already fully booked for most of 2021), and yes I agree they could probably go back to relevancy and compete with AMD with that. But here's the problem, what do you think happens to Intel if they abandon their own foundries? They'll be back to relevancy but still end up abandoning a ton of their assets (each foundry cost billions)

>>24629930
That “retard” was me. You’re welcome. I lurk in /pmg/, typically.

>>24630234
Up 20k faggot off oil and mfa. How's your latest faggy projeet scam coin doing?

Can someone break calls and puts down Barney-style for me? I do alright with normal stock investments, but trying to buy one of these is like trying to read hieroglyphs.

>>24631085
>Call
Stonk is doing good lets "hedge(bet)" on that
>Put
Stonk is going bad lets "hedge" on that
>strike
Price you think stonk is going to be at
>expiry
Time when you think stonk is going to hit your strike
>ATM/ITM
At/In The Money. HOORAY YOU WERE RIGHT, the stonk price is at your strike.
>OTM
Out of The Money. Uh oh, market makers better save me! Stonk not in strike
>Premium
Cost to buy contract (times this number you see by 100)
>Contract
100 stocks (a bundle) you paid a PREMIUM to buy a CONTRACT.
>Breakeven
You need your stonk to go STRIKE + PREMIUM to make money if excersized (you can flip premiums if you're a degenerate gambler)
>Greeks
Delta, Vega, Theta, Gamma, Rho
Have fun learning these.
but delta is change given 1 dollar price movement.
Vega is how fast your option puts you in the poor house based on IV crush (stonk volatility dies(((earnings reports))))
Theta is how fucked you are going to be for holding your option too long
Gamma is how fast your delta is going to move your premium.

Now get fucked and start gambling your life savings away with weekly options, because your stupid ass thought it was a good idea based on how "cheap" the option was. OH and the first one is always free!