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>>24605847
Dear Serg, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your Smart Contract Summit, you didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blisterin' cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' philosopher king
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes the Swift integration more than I do
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we me after the fireside chat?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never knew a centralized price feed either
They used to always allow exploited oracles and attack with flash loans
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your talks
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even use centralized price feeds to see how it feels
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is fundamental, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My step mom's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Serg, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Sminem—P.S. We should be together too

>>24605855

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the last DM I ever send your ass
It's been six months, and still no word—I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last messages, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my tick tok I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 42 on the freeway
Hey, Serg, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from gamblin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from gamblin'
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand down candles—I'm going down see
And all I wanted was a lousy message or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Serg, we coulda been together—think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't seethe without me
See, Serg—shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Serg, that's my step mom' in the bank
But I didn't spend her money on a token not needed, I just let her use fiat—see? I ain't like you
‘Cause if she is stuck with the dollar she'll suffer longer and then she'll be broke too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the McDonalds now
Oh, shit, I forgot—how am I supposed to afford this Big Mac?!

>>24605847

>>24605855
>>24606099
Checked. Based.

>>24606099
Dear Sminem, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said your step moms at the bank, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother; I wrote it on an eth transaction
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the Summit, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to use centralized oracles?
I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Sminem, I think you need some counselin'
To help your ass from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not undergo the fourth industrial revolution
I really think you and your step mom need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you get hacked, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Sminem
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and built a defi product with centralized oracles
And had his stepmom in the bank, and she decided to cut off his allowance
And in his discord they found a message about just selling 100k, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was—it was you

>>24606307
Damn...

Nice

>>24606307
>>24606381
samefag? whats going on

>>24605847
OP google exit bag
also tldr

>>24607743
It's the last lyric. no samesies

>>24606845
thank you anon

>>24607811
Anon, I know you're upset and struggling with things in your personal life, but I want you to know that I'm rooting for you and wish you only the best.