/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24603959
absolute shitcoin

Too much plastic in the ocean brah

It was a scam since the start

>>24603959
it's not like we didn't tell you fags

>>24603959
Degen casino of the week #61

>>24603959
what happened to <insert another random shitty poo in the loo stinky pajeet rugpull noggo stinker "finance" coin here> you mean?

$10 EOY incoming right on target

I was telling you guys what would happen before it even launched. Then the simps from discord surfed in the thread and called me a pajeet, and that "no one" was forced to buy even though they were making threads nonstop. Maybe it wasn't a rugpull but the messages and constant soon msgs from discord were proof (lmao) enough that it was a dumb team making a copypasta farming coin

>>24603959
>pepthedon project
>what happened
uuhhh.. how can I phrase this...
you got pepthedon'd

just remember guys, I told you all what would happen more than two months ago
>>22823550
>>22823891
>>22824436

What are you faggots on about? People made a shitload farming during the distribution phase. Obviously a lot of people unstaked and dumped after they made oodles of monies, this is normal. Project still going strong, dapps coming out, shitload of money in the whirlpool and ppl collecting solid divs. This thing is just firing up and rewards long terms holders, this wasnt meant for swing traders retards

>>24603959
>making $200 a day in whirlpool
>dev bought 550 eth worth of LP
>partnered with topia casino
>peps harpoon is one of the most advanced tools in crypto
And you’re asking what happened? Lmao fucking tard. Only big brains will understand this.

>he doesn't know about the harpoon feeding the whirlpool

>>24603959
I hope you lost all your money, retard.

>>24603959
didnt devs pull liquidity?

>>24603990
>>24604016
>>24604021
>>24604036
>>24604036
>>24604040
>>24604080
>>24605280
>>24605383
>>24605490
Ask me how I know you’re poor. Surf is the most advanced coin in defi. Pea brains like you are either having a fud campaign or are literal retards.

>>24606126
Kek people are braindead if they think surf isn’t a good buy. There’s $2.5M LP’s staked, and over $500k of rewards to be paid out of the next 60 days. But biz will say it’s a scam. Never change biz.

>>24603959
>devs literally paying out of pocket to yield farm on your behalf

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x59413fca6047262762d027d0ca0dc275b002c1564f6e1117148f2384b1a7d58a

If you actually want a real coin that is a long term hold that will pay you rewards perpetually then join here and DYOR rather than listening to incels call it a scam but can’t give any reasons why.
https://discord.gg zgFdQFJT

>>24603959
dracula.finance
stake drc receive eth drip

>>24606262
>provide liquidity for other projects and receive chuck-e-cheese tokens

it's called surf.finance lmao

I bought into this coin because some chill guys were kind enough to post surf threads way back when. I may have joined too late to be considered OG but these guys are legit. If you’re somebody looking for low stress, easy passive income don’t miss out dudes. Stake in the whirlpool and let it sit, come back to a nice pile of divs forever

>>24606262
Dracula is in harms way with surfs harpoon. If you don’t know what surfs harpoon is, the devs deploy it on farm coins and drain the rewards and buy back surf for the community. This happens multiple times a week too. Best part about surf is that it is self sustainable. So fucking comfy.

>Lol brypto I think I know which post is yours in the thread
>That’s definitely coordinated fud
>Who would do that

>>24606322
too bad the apy on Dracula.finance is garbage. they diverted LPs to 88mph pretty quickly

>>24606278
60% of your stake paid in ethereum
what's chuck e cheese about that?

>>24606278
Chad harpoon
Virgin drc

>>24606289
And it’s unironically one of the most advanced defi coins. Go figure.

>>24606334
I'm talking about DRC as a whole, you provide liquidity to other projects and receive chuck-e-cheese tokens. their community was talking about blacklisting the harpoon contracts because they realized their economics are flawed

>>24606330
Sir, this post confuses me.

>>24603959
comfort

Pajeets will say it’s a scream but will not provide any reasons as to why. Thanks for giving us exposure faggots.

>>Someone quoted me 2 times brypto
>>And then quoted you once
>>lol thats biz for you

>>24606431
>in surf discord
>not invested in surf
Have sex incel

>>24606451
ok sire anime kawaii faggot

>>24603959
Hi, still a good time to buy?
It's best to hold or provide liquitity?
Not planning to invest more than 1k USD

>>24606467
I am the true sier...
Madarchod..

>>24606431
>>24606467
Id have already kms if I were as sorry as you. Lurk more topkek. Thanks for the bump.

>>24606467
>bought the top

>Lol there’s actual people that lurk here with no intentions on holding surf
>What a fucking miserable existence

Cozy af

>>24606564
>posting the chart during the farming phase in which 10m coins were minted in less than 2 weeks
>lurks in a discord channel and misses the daily payouts that you can live off of
You are a genuine retard lmao

>>24606143
no

>>24606564
did u buy the top sire..

>>24606564
the whirlpool thanks you for your contribution

>>24606606
hope the proverbial phase 2 or 3 give you something to live off in your pajeet village. I remember the time when devs said "ye more info soon lmao" and posting pajeet icons all day long. The rest of us have moved on since defi shitcoin farm run has died off to where the action will start in about 6 months. You guys keep bagholding a $0.20 stablecoin while the rest of us get rich

>>24606707
the farming was just the initial distribution

>>24606707
We're waiting sire.. Did you get rich yet?

>>24606707
>he still thinks it’s a farm
This is why you’re poor. The concept has clearly gone over your head. You’re calling it a stable coin which is fine because we’re getting daily payouts. I can guarantee you’re the biggest dumbfuck in the thread Kek.

>>24606767
Dunno why I keep fudding my investment, I just enjoy getting a bunch of replies from actual pajeets and because it's so easy to fud

>>24606807
..No such thing as bad pubicity..

OooooooOooOoooooo

>>24606349
i dunno about all that. i bought at . 025 and accumulating eth with a great apy

>>24606807
fudder playing 4d chess? Keeps bumping the thread + convinces brainlets to unstake from the whirlpool. Keep up the good work chad

What the fuck is going on in this thread, jesus christ, every brain dead boogie boarding faggot who didn't compound and tried to sell into the event, right before spending 5 minutes in the S3D contract showed up at once.

>>24603959
>Dont worry the whirlpool will solve everything
>DAPPS coming soon™
>Harpoon users literally paying NFT holders
>Mods get so mad at another project they launch the harpoon to and pull out after an hour due to low yield

At least the drama was hilarious. It's amazing how much the harpoon was hyped and shown to be shit out of the gate (i.e. pointless unless you're in some degen farm with crazy APY).

What a fucking disaster.

>>24607066
based dubs, I didn't pay attention this last month. What else did the dumb devs do

itt totally tubular rektfags pray that someone buys their surf bags
i'm loving this.
please go on, surfags

>>24607102
I don't need to pray that you buy my bags, I don't want you to. Two revenue streams from outside of the surf ecosystem are already being put to work buying surf off of the market and distributing it to WP stakers. All I have to do is make sure I get a big piece of the pie, and in the future, those protocols that feed the whirlpool are just shoveling ETH into the LP tokens pretty much

Mr Fahrenheit made this.

>>24607066
Harpoon isnt even publicly available yet lmao.

We finally have /biz/ fudders. Must be doing something right

>>24607096
>Devs / partner makes the harpoon
>Harpoon takes lp tokens, farms whatever and dumps them for surf
>Apparently this gets under the skin of another project, dracula.
>I forget what exactly triggered it but the mod out 10 Eths worth of lp tokens into dracula after someone suggested surf should be a victim (?)
>Turns out that low APYs basically aren't worth it
>Dev pills out like two seconds later
>Also turns out harpoon gives divs to NFT holders
>So whenever someone decides to launch the harpoon they're paying NFT holders divs.
>Oh but it's cool some goes to the whirlpool too.

>>24607066
The whirlpool is solving everything lol. The harpoon is working right now as we speak. The devs also bought a share of topias bankroll for the whirlpool that’s launching in 2 weeks. Along with 4 other dapps coming. Thanks for keeping this thread up.

>>24607149
This unironically.

>>24607102
>he doesn’t know surf is self sustainable
Kek

fucking chrst lads my mom gave me pillows as a housewarming gift and they are absolute trash. anyone got a good pillow recommend? are mypillows just a boomer meme?

>>24607184
>he still thinks this isn’t bullish.
Imagine being upset with free money that you don’t have to work for.

>>24604016
Top kek

>>24607184
Hating free money? Hahahah fucking loser I swear. What’s your goal here?

>>24607184
>>So whenever someone decides to launch the harpoon they're paying NFT holders divs.
there’s only one harpoon that feeds the leviathans, by default they don’t

>>24607066
>>24607184
Imagine thinking that there's only one harpoon

>>24607184
You do realize there is more than one Harpoon right? There is a Harpoon with ETH that currently feeds the WP. There is a separate Harpoon that pep launched to reward Levi NFT holders with SURF, unrelated to anything with SURF and not with funds from SURF.

Once Harpoon launches it just pays out yields in SURF to people using it, it doesn't payout to the WP / NFT holders unless you direct it to.

>>24607190
>Self sustaining

I think this has to be the largest lie in the entire project. The devs ask you to provide liquidity tokens to stake and then tax you for leaving. The devs then do buy backs. They keep raising the fees.

After the first 100 days will the devs continue to due these huge buy backs. Like the topics partnership is great and all but something is going to have to change.

>>24607219
I like my mypillow and the ceo is based

>>24607276
Bro if you don't understand how it works don't admit it lmao

>>24607289
>ceo loves israel
>based
opinion discarded
i knew i'd get one.
i want antisemetic pillows

>>24604021
>>/biz/thread/S22831182#p22831627
They were outed months in advance

>>24607267
>>24607268
>>24607269
This

>>24607276

Exactly how many times have they raised the fees?

>>24607276
The entire point of the buybacks has been to lock supply. If you can't see what is happening and how the circulating supply of SURF is dropping while the devs are building and just starting to deliver on partnerships and new dapps I can't help you.

>>24607350
>team bought back $2m
>dev put 500+ eth into whirlpool for himself
And they rugged? Lol This is terrible fud.

>>24607276
It’s not my fault that you don’t pay enough attention.

>>24607184
>>Also turns out harpoon gives divs to NFT holders
>>So whenever someone decides to launch the harpoon they're paying NFT holders divs.

entirely false you fucking retard

>>24607066
>Harpoon users literally paying NFT holders

>brainlets talking out their ass based on second hand information

>>24607184
>>Turns out that low APYs basically aren't worth it
not for the risk profile of DRC. low apys are better when the underlying asset is a stablecoin not some meme token (DRC)

>>24607528
>team bought back $2m
that they used bots to take back
The devs "donated" 150 botted ETH to the whirlpool, but they definitely gained much more that they kept for themselves

>>24608068
this would be an issue except the buyback was done with funds allocated for development and was disclosed in the whitepaper

>lose 20% from just taking a chance to stake in this shitcoin for mediocre gains in comparison to other projects.

>Telegram mod is a schizo that bans anyone that questions the project.

Kek you fuckers deserve it.

>>24607777
nice quads

>>24608113
>The result of The Event is a higher SURF price and a lengthened farming phase, all of which we are extremely excited about!
>We basically let the surfers rug us!
>actually rug the surfers by crashing the price by 90% and taking 2m for themselves
nice

>>24608113
>The devs rugged but I'm ok with it :)
hahaha what a fucking cuck
Even Bitconnect owners weren't that delusional

>>24608068
>that they used bots to take back
>The devs "donated" 150 botted ETH to the whirlpool, but they definitely gained much more that they kept for themselves
so the devs scammed the holders how?
I'm a retarded holder that wasn't paying any attention.

>>24608711
The devs did a buyback with locked liquidity with the goals of "a higher SURF price, more SURF in the Whirlpool, and a lengthened farming phase".
At the same time, the devs used bots to dump all their SURF at the now higher price, which effectively nullified two of the points of the buyback (higher SURF price and lengthened farming phase)
They even admitted to botting it in the announcements

>>24608401
hey man the price was higher, not the devs fault that people sold :^)

totally tubular, isn't it ?
fucking surf fags

Holy shit boogie boarders are seething, while I stack my whirlpool position and retire these idiots will be trying to flip shit coins

The mental gymnastics in this thread are hilarious, though it isn't surprising that anyone still holding this shitcoin after it crashed is delusional. I wonder how long it will take for them to lose faith.

>>24608945
>The devs did a buyback with locked liquidity with the goals of "a higher SURF price, more SURF in the Whirlpool, and a lengthened farming phase".
>At the same time, the devs used bots to dump all their SURF at the now higher price, which effectively nullified two of the points of the buyback (higher SURF price and lengthened farming phase)
>They even admitted to botting it in the announcements
so I got dumped on by the devs because they used locked "pooled" liquidity to drive the governance token higher then hit those bids themselves.
thank you Sir for the detailed explanation I appreciate it
I might stick with hodling since it's more suited to my brain power it seems.

>>24607066
Cope more DRCfag

at this point i dont think surf holders are in it for the money. price literally hasnt moved a tenth of a percent in a month. its just a place for them to hang out in discord

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>>24610404
The real surf was the friends we made along the way

>>24606195
$500k in a suicide pool isn't worth shit

>>24603959
>"locked" liquidity

Reading this thread gave me cancer. Too many biztard fags that can't see what's right in front of them. Circulating supply had only been going down the past weeks, with many dapps (4 in the immediate pipeline), partnerships confirmed that will continue to lock up supply as well as drive up demand.

The Squeeze is coming, cunts.

>>24611499
>The real surf was the friends we made along the way
amen to that!
>>24610849
even when you make it all you take with you is your memories, people being the most notable memories

>>24608951
>hey man the price was higher, not the devs fault that people sold :^)
It was the devs themselves that sold.

>>24611718
>partnerships confirmed
Where?

>>24611718
You have no source of external income. It's all just dAPPs to generate internal trade volume, to farm SURF using SURF + ETH. The only thing you're doing is accumulating more Surf and depreciating ETH.

Surely you can see that? It's a suicide pool/Ponzi with extra steps

>dev planing to create a long term coin based on sustainability
>makes a move that drastically increases money in whirlpool, which benefits long-term hodlers
>impatient "gib 200x in 3 days" pnd brainlets feeling bitter and start fud

biz really has become a shit place for crypto, full of morons calling everything a scam that they don't hold

>>24603959
This thread has convinced me to drop a few eth in here.

>yea bro just wait for PHASE 2, going to be insane
>Rushes out a powh clone LMAO
Another no usecase shitcoin. Also the event was a failure

>>24606071
>going strong
yes the price chart shows that

>>24606487
if you are buying this then you should provide LP tokens into the whirlpool to get extra surf, the price isn't going anywhere

>>24612993
lmao no it didn't clearly you discord trannies came into this thread

>>24613176
Nah I did, I was one of the first anons to fud this when it launched. I see it has reached my $0.20 target

>>24613102
it's even worse than powh because the entry fee is massive and since nobody fucking enters the ponzi scam you don't ever recover what you put in it

>>24613284
why would you ever buy this piece of shit

>>24613299
Why not?

>>24613326
>low volume
>no interest
>huge drop in price

fucking retards like you don't understand that the price chart is irrelevant because of the farming phase. Look at the market cap chart and you'll see it has been relatively stable

>>24614179
>the price chart is irrelevant
>Look at the market cap chart
What

>>24614325
Because of the inflation due to farming the price obviously went down as farming ended. But the market cap takes inflated supply due to farming into account. Not rocket science.

>>24614499
>Because of the inflation due to farming the price obviously went down as farming ended.
Lol wut.
>But the market cap takes inflated supply due to farming into account. Not rocket science.
Did you know that the market cap is a function of token supply x price?

>>24614606
I meant as farming approached ending, especially during the last few days before farming ended, after the event.

>>24614606
TYes mcap = price * supply and the max supply wasn't reached until November 14th. The farming was a way of distribution, comparing October price to now is not accurate hence the mcap comparison
Anyway you only buy high and sell low, that's why this chart doesn't look fucking bullish to you

>>24603959
>Devs does a two million dollar buy back off money for "locked liquidity" that suddenly wasn't locked and gave a choice to the community for what to do with it
>Dev puts a quarter mill of his own money into the whirlpool instead of just providing liquidity, so the dev is pushing out stakers
>Dev continues to take the ETH from stakers to do buybacks

How much does the dev wallet own? I'm not against the dev having a large share but it's got to be like almost 20%. For all the tards celebrating that he put a quarter million in, the dev took no risk, other than IL, to do so. He diluted your position for staking and at the same time you guys are sitting there praising him. This is either a cult or I'm missing something...

If he really wanted to show his support why not just lock it in liquidity instead of dropping it in the whirlpool?

>>24614751
>If he really wanted to show his support why not just lock it in liquidity instead of dropping it in the whirlpool?
But that's no good, then the dev could not have sold his free Surf Tokens for Eth.

>>24612957
it's been like that for the last 2 years, but it has gotten harder to filter out the gems

>>24614751
The whirlpool consists of LP tokens and each unstake locks some LP's back up. It's called locked because a 6 person sign contract protects it and no dev can just take it himself.
If I created a sustainable income system I would surely want to participate too kek

>>24614829
What? If you lock liquidity it can't be touched. He's in the whirlpool and can unstake and suffers no fine unlike the rest of you saps. It should be obvious the dev controls a large share (again not necessarily a bad thing). But why fuck over your stakers. Just say I'm locking liquidity for the first 100 days and then afterwards I'll migrate that to the whirlpool (because the first 100 days were supposed to be the best for the whirlpool).

The dev is most likely the largest staker in the whirlpool. He gets daily payouts.

>>24614927
I'm well aware of how it works. Can you tell me the dev share? Unironically interested but it seems like the dev owns a substantial amount.

>>24615003
If you're aware you should understand that it always ensures a lot of liquidity on Uniswap.
It's 8-9% of the Whirlpool's LPs, depending on how much was staked in the whirlpool during the last weeks

>>24615150
So the dev is essentially taking about 1/10th away from stakers.

But how much does he own exactly? Like 20%? Come on now I got eth ready to go.

>>24603959
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>>24615193
I don't see it as taking away, he is participating like everyone else which shows that he doesn't have any means to rug. Also 1k of his LP tokens will fire a dapp which uses the Surf from those LP tokens and pays each participant 110% of the initial input back.

He owns 300,734 SURF to be exact, so 3% of the supply. Also hasn't sold any Surf from his Whirlpool rewards yet from what I followed. Any more spoonfeed? I'm generous today

>>24615403
>Isn't taking away
>Takes 1/10th of all tokens from stakers
>Offers a too good to be true claim
>He's not going to rug guize
>Owns a huge amount of tokens

No if he owns like 10% of the whirlpool and the whirlpool has like, what, a few million tokens and he's getting paid out daily. So it's not 3% it's much larger and you don't know, despite being a shill.

All I'm saying is the dev is not going to pay a fine which he's asking all of you to pay. It kind of hilarious that shills can't answer basic questions.

If the dev said he would personally take his lp out the whirlpool, post the transaction, and then show him using that exact amount to buy surf or whatever fine.

>>24603959
>still in profit
All you had to do was stake in a stablecoin pool kek

>>24615541
If you want to demonize a dev for being a dev and also participating in his own creation I don't really care. All I know is that the contracts are solid and the same rules apply to him as to everyone else

>Can't add 9 and 3
Told you his share of whirlpool and how much SURF he holds idiot. If you want to calculate the exact numbers go to surf.finance and look up the total LPs in the whirlpool and the SURF per LP

>>24615812
Do you know how much he has unclaimed? It's an actual question no need to get so touchy. Most people like to know the dev share.

Also do you honestly believe he'll take the 20% fine? I mean this in the most serious sense.

>>24615893
should be around 9k-10k unclaimed, don't know the exact amount obviously
He has to, there is no way for anyone interacting with the contract and unstaking without a fee. I personally will most likely never unstake and I think he doesn't plan on doing it either

surfcucks are the best
really
please keep this thread going, the entertainment is just too good

>>24617595
oh wait... sorry... what I meant to say it....
the entertainment is TOTALLY TUBULAR !

to be perfectly honest if you thought SURF was a good place to put your hard earned money, you unironically deserve to lose everything, and then some

>>24616370
>He has to, there is no way for anyone interacting with the contract and unstaking without a fee

>lower fee to 0%
>withdraw
>increase it back to the original level

or another way:
>use "locked" liquidity to seed more ponzi dapps
>devs put themselves at the front of the line for every ponzi dapp so they always make profit

>>24616370
>He has to pay
>Hey guys look at all this eth I have for buy backs

Lmao holy shit. Sure he has to "pay" it. But where does it go except to a wallet he controls.