/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24582369
ok,
you know, pottery right?
everybody loves pottery,
but has anyone ever tried to make a penis shaped pottery, covered in Chainlink cubes???
ding ding ding

>>24582369
Here come the chinks nice of you to post a thread just to lure them in you dumb motherfucker. I’m so tired of this bullshit political circus and the inhuman chink bug people who spam this website day in and day out for weeks only to leave all at once when this shitshow is over. Fuck you all

>>24582369
Ebay but less gay

>>24582401
sneed

>>24582369
think like UberEats for escorts

>>24582424
CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK

>>24582424
>gay ID
Yet another victory for Chuck

>>24582369
sliced bread, but done lengthwise

>>24582369
take a pill and have different scented farts

>>24582369
solar powered nacho warmer

Ok here it is,, what if we, uh, kill, the batman.

I can answer your immediate questions too:

>why kill the batman?
I know why you plan your little, uh, "group therapy sessions" on this board in broad daylight.

>I can just avoid the batman, I can make my own money and the jews won't catch me
Listen, batman has no jurisdiction. He will find the jew and make him SQUEAL. I know the squealers when I see em, and.....

>Why don't you just kill the batman yourself?
If you're good at something, never do it for free.

>Ok I'm sold, how much you want?
Uh.. half.

Tag porn blockchain where taggers are paid in return for watching content linked and correctly labeling them.
The end of typing NIGGER BLONDE just to see endless WHITE TRAPS turn up.

>>24582369
I’m thinking about making a website which would let people predict the price of any asset over a period of time by just drawing their prediction of the price curve, and then averaging all the curves to get a community prediction and displaying that on top of the real price chart. Would you guys use a site like that?

A pill that makes your butthole fallout

Have sex with your mom

>>24582369
Mittens for dogs

Double barreled cigarettes

One word: horse semen.

Destroy all non-white and semite races

>>24583025
Well this is actually not a stupid idea for once

>>24583025
I like that idea anon

Aliens.

Micro farms
shipping crate farms
Futuristic "gas mask"
survival kits (1mo) (3mo)(1year) etc.
starter packs for almost anything would be lucrative
Staking cryptos
Ram Ranch
A better twitch/youtube
Arcade "cities" basically Blitz and Chitz

yeah Gl with those i can do this all day

>>24582369
Penis flavored dildos

Real idea: energy from the earths heat gradient

>>24583387
>>24583392
that's the worst idea in this thread

female spreads legs
males pay for access to the hole
infinite money

>>24583359
based

>>24582369
Your mother in bed with me but this time on video/live streamed.

A planet of just white people.

>>24582369
cure baldness

A new chicken mcnugget called chicken mcsnuglet.

>>24582403
Theres a market for this now. Ebay used to be almost free. Now its like 15 percent to sell something its barely worth it

>>24582369
Wouldn't you like to know. : )

>>24582369
only if you give me a cut

1) Find a Realtor or get a RE license
2) Get a data dump from the local MLS
3) Create an app called Homes Near Me mashing up maps and MLS so home shoppers and drive around and not have to worry about plugging addresses into various search engines
4) Get referral fees of $400+ on each home sale
5) Move into new markets or license the app to realtors in different cities
6) Did someone say Augmented Reality?

Could be a billion dollar idea.

>>24582369
I'll give you a hint. Da ocean.

>>24582369
kill all women
replace by cyborg cuties
clone good genetics and improve upon them then create metaphysical beings
become god's best buddy to battle the eternal evil and create the ultimate paradise

>>24582369
probably taking a good long look at bonded.finance and deciding that it's the right move is the advice you truly desire

>>24584060
It's not a good idea unless it pisses someone off.

>>24584520
Do you know what Zillow is?

>>24582369
Decentralized Amazon, basically an automated match maker (amm) smart contract connecting buyer and seller cutting out the middleman.

A site where you can short and long all 6000 cryptos

>>24582369
Seize Fed reserve assets and arrest the 1%
Use the combined assets and funding to rebuild America one brick at a time
And fuck you, it ain't communist, it is delivering mother fucking JUSTICE

>>24584947
Godspeed

>>24584520

I think there is still room for software to eat more industries. Have you heard of Association Management companies? It's what your HOA pays to collect HOA fees and send out notices of HOA meetings to homeowners. Your HOA probably pays $1000/month to one of these firms.

Software could eat that.

>>24582369
I already told you all. You guys called me a shitskin and a scammer. You'll know when it happens, and you'll have been left behind.

>>24585517
aww come on anon take it easy, let's all hear about it
>nb4 crypto

>>24583379
don't miss this multimillion dollar idea on par with Elon Musk business sense

>>24585556
Unofficial utility website for a popular videogame. Think player stats, round stats, server lists, account lookup, etc.

The trick is to establish your site before the game comes out. Competition is abundant and you can't do it with an already-established online community.

Also, the varying size and popularity of the game intensely influences your traffic and thus profits, so you need to choose the right game.

I'm currently in the most promising version of this that one can imagine, for an upcoming videogame, and I'm actually looking for more investors.

If you're interested, add me on discord at:

Noah R#9201

you can ignore me, or call me a scammer.

but trust me, this is your only chance at freedom.

>>24585734
Shitskin scammer.

>>24585734
Shitskin scammer.

>>24582369
Simple. Put $1m in AGI for a 1000x.

>>24584947
>>24585209
Godspeed, indeed.
Chainlink could do this in theory couldn't it?

>>24583025
Yes

mail boxes with midgets inside that suck your dick for $2.

1) Space elevator $9-18 Billion
2) Dyson swarm - Pays for itself
3) Solar collectors - Pays for itself

The solar collectors can be used to either purchase the earth outright, or to shoot the earth with giant lasers. Either way you now control the earth, money has no meaning, you won.

>>24585852
count me in

>>24582369
selling warm water for cold days

>>24582403
bitbay but no one uses it

>>24585734
sorry just came back here to see your reply... I'm not looking to invest right now but thanks. Sounds like a nice business idea, hope it pans out. I sort of doubt it will be a billion (or even million) dollar business and will not likely provide anyone with "freedom" but, good luck all the same.

>>24586020
If you checked out what I had to show then you might change your mind. I'm being extremely vague for a reason on here, I don't want anyone to know about this other than those who take the step to find out.

>>24584947
This 100%, but at the same time you won't be allowed to generate a lot of money. Otherwise you're basically that same middleman you advocated against before.

>>24582369
Spacetravel company that uses our specially designed craft and a gigantic railgun mounted on the side of a mountain in a huge vacuum chamber powered via renewable energy to send ships into space.
>i'm not even joking

>>24582369
Shrooms tea mass produced

>>24583025
make them pay in a small fee so they dont shitpost. Maybe the closest one gets a payout of all the fees collected. Then its a good idea

>>24585836
yeah. but smart contracts have a long way to go

>>24586772
That’s an interesting suggestion, I’ll consider it

>>24582369
nuclear powered cars