/biz/ - Business & Finance

I talk to you anons here every day, does that make us friends?

>>24574289
Yeah

>>24574289
i dont even know your name

>>24574289
Remember if you ever go to jail or get some internet scandal nobody here is going to help you, so yeah, we are like your friends

>>24574289
essentially I suppose

>>24574289
No?

Shill me your alternative stock market discussion boards and forums and such, also anime welcome.

>>24570812
NOOO0O
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE ANYTHING HAS BEEN WORTH READING AND I MISSED IT

>>24574260
gay thread

WHy should I evenwatchthat QE video when the best one aready exists?

OK i think im just gonna go to a dinky italian place and get a nice wine buzz, also need to buy dinner for her grandparents , so im cheaping out a bit.
>>24574289
Ive been browsing every day too. I miss my IRL friends....kinda

do the cryptofags get confused when Gamestop is in the OP? do they think we're trolling?

>>24574310
Does it matter?

redpill me on the "Great Reset"

>>24574310
>>24574324
Newfags out, this is a fren zone you niggers

>>24574344
checked
pretty much literal cope for large changes that develop over great periods of time but are manifested very quickly, usually in times of crisis

>>24574344

>>24574289
sur does

>>24574289
Yes

Bernia madoff was the ultimate jew scammer, thats why i want to be him. (even tho he was a kike himself, the ultimate kikjewnigger)

How do I subscribe into an IPO?

>>24574260
guys how will gmaestop stock survive space becoming available?
won't it be worthless once we can mine asteroids for games?

>>24574304
>>24574312
>>24574313
>>24574379
>>24574392
nice, I hope your gains never stop growing!

Any Redditors here? The narwhal bacons at midnight! (Only Redditors will understand this reference.) Did you know that we actually invented a lot of the memes you guys take for granted every day... like rickroll, trollface, and greentext? A lot of people don't know that. My wife's 30 year old son found this place linked on /r/WallStreetBets so I thought I'd check it out. It seems like a pretty cool place to hang out as long as we can keep the racism and bigotry to a minimum. Anyway, what stocks do you guys like? I'm currently long PLTR and TSLA.

>>24574458
shutup about the damn asteroids. Bad idea. Aliens.

>>24574458
believe in ASMR_Paula_Official

Daily reminder:
>GME misses earnings, Cohen moves to takeover, shares are recalled, short squeeze commences
>GME beats earnings, completely destroying short thesis, shot squeeze commences
Literally, can't go tits up

>>24574458
Ryan Cohen will guide us towards high touch experiences that excite and delight our customers on the moon

RTON and TUAG, two potential small cap weed stocks

>>24574289
I talk to you anons more than I talk to anyone else, so I figure yeah it's close enough.

>>24574478
>everyone thinks it will go down on earnings
>goes up on earnings
>all the people sitting in cash FOMO in
>short squeeze commences
Although I think we'll squeeze more like Tesla or Tupperware or Overstock than Tilray or Volkswagen

>>24574470
horrible pasta

Shill me your best stock that will double quickly

PLTR seems to be disliked by /smg/ now so not that, also no CLF obviously. and also fuck GME

>>24574565
The next meme might be Roblox. Less meme might be Airbnb.

>>24574565
Just go play roulette

>>24574344
Imagine pushing your face into between those tits.

>>24574565
NAK2

>>24574470
Just remember there were redditors shilling and buying TSLA when it was just starting out.

>>24574565
GME.

>>24574565
SQQQ

>>24574565
C3.ai

>>24574289
We're all frens here fren

>>24574517
Tupperware is a closer comparison because GME is still at 0.15x of revenues
A positive EPS instantly validates a higher valuation. I'm sure there's a lot of institutions waiting on the sidelines waiting for credit rating upgrades on GME

OSTK was a bubble with the CEO purposely fucking over short sellers. Same thing with Tesla.
GME doesn't need to do that, it just has to be prove it's more than bankruptcy valuations

I'm hoping for +0.20 then no one will care if Sherman doesn't give a guidance since even retail retards like us can tell Q4 is going to be good no question

doing SPAC research bros. anyone care? or do i keep my picks to myself

>>24574580
Yes, planning to nigger in on both

>>24574601
Sounds good

Sucks that there is consensus /smg/ meme pnd right now. Some anons say this others say no

>>24574669
Sherman has been very effective but he's peak "bricks and clicks" 2010 retail Boomer. I want Cohen.

>>24574633
Is this really all that likely? I got calls on Friday because of all the retard strength pumping in the nasdaq and qqq but I have been fucked before

>>24574565
>>24574565
>>24574565
>>24574565

This is the only answer

>>24574649

>>24574685
Lets hear em anon

>>24574635
Good stuff and AI memes

Gonna watch this bitch, no IPO date yet?

>>24574685
PSTH lottery ticket

Five days until XOM dividends. What do with $300 dollars?

>>24574732
why does CLFag keep doing this shit

I'm buying Rio Tinto on Monday and there's nothing you can do to stop me
https://www.mining.com/iron-ore-prices-are-going-ballistic/

>>24574289
yes

>>24574762
Combination of autism and spice addiction.

I’m surprised how many threads there are that aren’t about shitcoins lately. They’re filled with nut job conspiracy theorists but maybe there’s hope for this board yet.

>>24574759
>five days
>$300
buy 15 GME, maybe less

>>24574759
Holy fuck how much do you baghold

Can Bitcoin just hurry up and crash already??? All my friends who bought BTC are laughing at me and my stock portfolio. My 401k and IRA are at all time highs thanks to Nasdaq and SPX hitting records but they still pale in comparison to BTC. Even my small amount of shares in TSLA, AAPL, and MSFT are nothing compared to the gains of BTC. I am literally praying for this ponzi scheme to crash so people can finally abandon that nonsense and come back to investing in real businesses that actually generate value. How do you guys deal with crypto investors when you are 100% stocks and bonds? Just ignore them or buy a little as a hedge or what?

>>24574705
well i think achieving a Bestbuy-tier turnaround would be fine too. I dunno if I would hold Gamestop long enough to see Cohen (attempt to) turn it into Netflix 2.0

I know for sure I'm dumping all of GME when the short interest deflates

>>24574685
I’m in PSTH and was looking to get into QELL, JIH or ERES soon. But I think we are at the peak of another SPAC wave and there will be a pullback soon

>>24574816
>How do you guys deal with crypto investors
I don’t think about them at all.

>>24574762
I hope someone finds him in Atlanta and breaks that bong over his head in minecraft

>>24574821
Valuing Gamestop like Best Buy gets you to $50, valuing it like Chewy gets you to mid triple digits. Either way, the fun ends when the shorts are gone, yes.

>>24574816
stop being insecure

>>24574816
GBTC can go in a Roth and tracks bitcoin. Report your friends to the IRS if they aren't paying their good goy taxes.

>>24574815
Bags are lite, all green and enough shares to get $300 a quarter.

>>24574816
>Just ignore them or buy a little as a hedge or what?

I look for new crypto and have fun with it, maybe ask them if they actually know wtf they are doing. It's inevitable some boring boomer crypto will come out and they won't crush btc but they will take some of it's clout. It's gaining traction and all the old players are started to get as irritated as you, when they get irritated bodies start dropping or they get the changes they want.

robinhood is the best broker change my mind

>>24574685
This is all you need, look at each company and see what you like and sell as you get closer to merger or hold post merger.

>>24574816
Did they buy btc at the perfect time?

>>24574821
Whats the best place to keep an eye on the short numbers?
My exit plan is a bit non existent.

>>24574762
He smoked himself into a faggot with stock intuition. I hope one of you finds out where he lives turns him into a walrus.

>>24574344
You will have tits and you will love it.

>>24574945
there is no good source because FINRA only reports on a two week delay and every other source is algorithms and extrapolation

but consider that there's still 70M shorts, in order for them to clear out we would need at least that much buying volume

>>24574929
Been thinking on opening an account just to see how gay it is. I have heard mixed reviews about it. Does it really do woo woo nooses and make balloons appear on your screen?

Red or green monday?

Good morning I hate CRSR

>>24574565
VGAC. Reckon there's going to be a big announcement next week. No reason, just do

>>24575009
Lole

How does itm and otm work?

>>24575009
welcome back

>>24575002
Green for the first <3hours, red for the remainder

>>24575009
Why'd this thing shit so fucking hard after a blowout earnings report? Fundamentals my taint.

>>24575028
like shit.

>>24575028
TOP

>>24575013
Very interesting
That’s good enough for me

Looking forward to investing in AI (c3.ai) on Tuesday. Only fags buy Northern Dynasty Minerals (can’t bring myself to type the ticker), especially the ones that reply to this post.

>>24575013
>VGAC
>ends in AC
yup major buy

>>24575002
yes, it will be red or green on monday

>>24575042
YEAH IDK MAYBE BECAUSE IT STILL MORE THAN DOUBLED

>>24575028
google

Ok AI and VGAC

>>24575137
>ends in AC

>>24575108
Actually the c3.ai IPO is on December 9. You can buy AI on Wednesday, fren.

>>24574289
what makes smg so special, we don´t know each other in real life, but we think the same and we share the same goals

one day we will have a huge orgy with top models and give them the white privilege

Anyone have CliffFa's picture or channel. I want to make some shit memes.

>>24575002
yes probably red, could be green. Most likely red futures end green.

>>24574289

the crippling loneliness may be devastating but i dont have the rona

>>24575174
We like watching lines and can spot people who don't belong immediately

>>24575170
I just meant every Acquisition Company thats EV based has just fucking boomed at a random day AH. But AC looks kind of BASED at the moment. I though HH was the better idea

>>24575184
cowo, he doxed himself yesterday too but I'm too lazy to go back through the archives

>>24574260

dubs pltr 555 in 5 years

Do you get charged expense ratio fees if you buy ETF options

I genuinely think GMEs Q3 will be horrifyingly bad, I remember going to do some on the ground DD at stores around the $9 mark. Insane pre-orders but empty stores.
Console sales don’t factor in at all, institutions think Vidya are at record highs during the virus because they don’t get the situation.
But the dip after before Cohen buys them out.

MARQETA IPO FUCKING WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>24574959
As much as I hate CLFfag I don't know if he deserves a fate that dark.

So how do you guys actually trade, do you just retard click buy market or set some random limit on robinnigger

Or do you actually use proper charting software and realtime feeds, and if yes which?

EXMT's going to make smart boys rich

>>24575288

>>24575284
He removed all his videos. What a N

>>24575304
Q3 being bad is priced in, earnings is 100% about the conference call

>>24575288
I’m rich

>>24575319
just snort some coke, jizz in some virgin anus and follow the lines

>>24575317
he's half way there anyways the fat fuck

StopGame!

>>24575174
Idk about an orgy but I would like to have a steak with you anons when we make it. We can reenact the American Psycho business card scene. It will be cool.

>>24575341
Idk senpai....

>>24575319
the first one, but my investment timeframe is months or years so it doesn't matter
>oh no I bought GME at $9.27 instead of $9 back in September I'm financially ruined

If i buy into a retard hype ipo i should be prepared to lose 50% or more immediately right

>>24574815
>bagholding good old oil in the year 2020
Literally how, I bought boomer oil when it was cheap and oversold in a dysfunctional market, I'm up 30%, and I'll get 2300 bucks of dividends each year paying part of my rent. Never ever selling. I regret not putting everything I had, I could already stop working 100% to go part time while my divies give me a roof over my head.

>>24575370
So it seems

>>24575070
This, sell everything.

>>24575344
chekd

https://gov.capital/stock/pltr-stock/

>>24575319
I click market buy on stocks that go up because I’m too lazy to maximize pennies.
Psychology is the new way to make money in the market.

>>24575357
Telsey estimates an abysmal (worse than street average) Q3 and pretty shit Q4 (equivalent to Rod's bear case) and still gives them a $19 P/T

>>24575359
I can imagine the scene, the poor fag has 5 figures

>>24575174
because there's like 50-100 regulars and that's better than going on some random forum/discord. Also some survivor bias here where people who suck end up quitting forever and never come back, only the people who learn from their mistakes and recover from losses will stay. I find it useful trying to shill some pick here I'm interested in and seeing how it's peer reviewed by retards here as a second opinion

also if im too retarded in one thread and people call me out on it and i get embarassed, I can just start over in the next thread and no one will ever know

>>24575366
Yeah same but i still try to meme my entry for the lolz

Why should the market maker jews profit through me

>>24575375
You could have tripled your net woooooorth you dingus

>>24575349
Fair point

>>24575375
I bought after the chink flu meme but sadly not enough
Still a good price now to add i guess

>>24575390
Ive made good money shorting the RH user and WSB hivemind mentality

>>24575398
>also if im too retarded in one thread and people call me out on it and i get embarassed, I can just start over in the next thread and no one will ever know
except aquablade we'll mock him forever now

>>24575454
Nice.
I don’t short, I try to predict what the hive mind will find attractive and use them as a sell signal after they pile in.

>>24575397
>(0.90) EPS
holy shit lol, seriously need to reassess GME if it can't beat that
also $19/share is still only a 1.2 billion market cap, i think that's what people forget so much

If there's anything I'm worried about for Q3, it's short sellers doubling down one last time to scare away all the new reddit bagholders. We already know now that some short selling bullshit was behind the Q2 dip (given how the short interest jumped from 55 million to 65 million)

>>24575398
>also if im too retarded in one thread and people call me out on it and i get embarassed, I can just start over in the next thread and no one will ever know
we all ktfb

>>24575464
Hey, to be fair I gave you a hand made collection of GME fud posts and I investigated OPTI for you guys.
I redeemed myself.

>>24575464
does he still try to embarass himself in the RK stream lol
i know kpop schizo chats in the RK stream even if he denies being t***y

>>24575473
One (1) chart that matters

>>24575493
no matter what you do I will always be on ASMR_Paula_Official's side

>>24575499
a work of art

>>24575398
ya, can´t wait till all the FOMO meme retards get liquidated

>>24574260
Is this autism or based? I don’t want anything but stocks anymore

I do not give a single shit about material shit except for a car or house. If it costs less then 30,000 dollars it is useless to me

I don’t want gifts or anything material just money

>>24575407
Buy buying /smg/ memesor memecoins that could very well go to zero? No thanks. I'd rather buy companies known for making money, that went through multiple recessions and world wars, all while putting a set sum every month on my QQQ. I understand gambling, I do it with small sums. But at the end of the day, gambling only works for shitters having a net worth in 4 numbers to try and reach the 5 numbers. Once you're set, working on capital preservation is of the utmost priority, even though it amounts to small gains. Because those small gains are still a lot, and you just have to look at your portfolio once a month while you do more productive shit instead of stressing out over AAAAAA and OOOOO everyday like a crack addict.

>>24575518
I’m already suicidal anon, you can’t make me super-suicidal

With such btc pumping more people try to find reliable platforms and alts
Recently came across DuckDAO, do you know anything about it? Seems like it is the first crypto incubator with a well-build tokenomic

>>24574739
>>24574758
>>24574938
>>24574840
Of the ones with a definitive agreement, TRNE and PTAC both seem the most obvious given their target companies. Metal 3D printing+software bundle seems like a no brainer and Porch.com (the connection of home improvement and tech) is the first of its kind, I believe. These are considered for holding after merger. CEOs of the aforementioned seem experienced/competent.

As a bonus SRAC (Momentus) seems interesting as well, but I think the timing is off. Meaning, I don't think we're ready for the space-age revolution just yet.

>>24575537
intensely based, I bet you wear a $10 casio

>>24575499
EPS going forward is what matters

>>24575549
Imagine the smell

>>24575398
>also if im too retarded in one thread and people call me out on it and i get embarassed, I can just start over in the next thread and no one will ever know

>>24575537
based, and how i felt the first time i found the market.

>>24575549
go long GME, retard bot

>>24575499
im ready

a dip back to $13 is my tolerance, please just nothing lower than that

>>24575537
That’s the only way to make it

>>24575536
Someone dropped 20k in Ryce at 2.40 yesterday. I wonder how he is coping

>>24575319
Between the chart and the order book it’s pretty easy to visualize the 1 sigma channel without needing software. I set my stops behind the buy wall so I don’t get bogged by algos and I have profit targets for everything. I also stagger out my stops/sells and hedge appropriately with options while. Like this shit isn’t that complicated if you have proper risk management, realistic goals, and don’t let your emotions get the better of you.

>>24574612
I spent like a year here shilling TSLA and arguing with retards about it, most of it fell on deaf ears. My average post split is like $35, not including tens of thousands of dollars in profit made by swinging it which is greater than my original investment.

>>24575597
get higher tolerance lol

>>24575608
So what software you use

>>24575601
It’s gonna pop back up above $3 in a month or so, he’ll be fine.

>>24575359
Would love to see some anon business cards. Need to start designing mine should the day ever come.

>>24575631
Robinhood with a Gold account. That’s it.

>>24575545
strange thing is I am pretty risk averse in investing in stocks and etfs etc., but I don´t give a fuck about crypto and trade with leverage

I feel like my crypto trading is like how most people on this board trade in general. I made good gains with stocks, but my crypto gains are much better.

>>24574289

>>24575464
>>24575496
>>24575518
Just to take my redemption further I've started making another GME FUD collection that was collected around the first GME dip. That will be like 8 GME memes and two collections for the cause. Forgive me anons.

>>24575676
Ever since this post the simps on stocktwits have bought and never sold

>>24575676
Delete this plz.

>>24575676
>Did some research
With research she means went to Twitter, searched "$GME" and read a couple of tweets.. right?

>>24575722
no she's /ourgirl/ now

>>24574565

Siili Solutions

Answer this strawpoll about the Market's future of you are a nigger

https://strawpoll.com/22jcxu4qd/r

Let's get a consensus

>>24574344
Its supposed to be a restructuring of the economy for the future and not all dying to climate change.

Instead its going to be rich dudes looting everything and preparing to flee to NZ/Singapore at the first sign of unrest.

>>24575746
I don't deserve this anon.

>>24575747
It keeps getting more obscure, lol

>>24575756
>.com

>>24575702
>trading OC for an end to public humiliation
We'll have to consult the Bogs

>>24575553
SRAC will probably hit at least $20 within the next few months, just based on the thirst for space stocks. It will take a long time to see any real profit from Momentus itself but it's on the frontier of what will be a large market with tugs taking satellites from ride share launches and delivering them to orbits that would have otherwise required an expensive dedicated launch. Too bad I'm a pussy handed retard and only have 400 shares because I didn't load up before it started pumping recently.

>>24575675
How the fuck do you even know what to buy

>>24575553
Yeah I saw some whale calls on TRNE Friday for $25 I think. Very solid bet medium to long term

Niccee

>>24575685
Lol I’m in this screenshot

>>24575766
White flight to Mars is still on the table, we just need to keep the ship afloat until ~2030.

What counts as a "retarded" IPO? I'm seeing a lot of memespacs like HYLN, LAZR etc but also some with actual revenues VLDR, APXT etc

If the price to revenue is around 10 then is it a meme or a non-meme? What about PE and EPS? That said, I'm surprised SPCE has a marketcap of 8b while MAXR has one of 2b with PE of 4.6. Both are "space" companies mind you

>>24575545
Tupperware was a 30x off the bottom. Gamestop will be at least a 30x off the bottom as well.

>>24575822
Mars is a literal deathtrap dawg
'lets go to space and trap ourselves on a dead planet with just enough gravity to doom us!'

Earth is all we've got and the Muskites are literally retarded to believe they can escape earth and form a Galtian society of rich dudes with roboslaves and clonevats

>>24575288
holy BASED

>>24574929

I love the UI and support got back to me fast

How do I invest in the music industry m, not Spotify but the people who organize the shows / ticket sales

>>24575831
PE ratios have come to signify different things nowadays. It’s more an indication of investor confidence than of value. There are tons of low PE companies that no one wants to touch.

>>24575537
Extremely based. Do you shop at Goodwill? I haven’t bought new clothes in years. Don’t need them.

>>24575745
to be fair she's not wrong, the 2013 was also a result of short sellers getting fucked and it was forecasted as early as March 2012
>https://247wallst.com/investing/2012/03/15/is-gamestop-short-interest-just-too-high-gme/

all the other DD is just fluff to justify how much money you can risk into GME

>>24575811
you draw some meme lines and buy bitcoin in the end

>>24575841
>Earth is all we've got and the Muskites are literally retarded to believe they can escape earth and form a Galtian society of rich dudes with roboslaves and clonevats
I don't see why we couldn't with NTR, space is filled with fuel for it.

>>24575859
LYV

>>24575841
Which do you think is more inhospitable to civilized society?
>a completely dead and sterile planet with just a whisp of atmosphere
>a planet infested with niggers
I'll take my chances on Mars

Also less gravity is good, Earth needs the whole Starship Superheavy stack to get to orbit, on Mars Starship can get to orbit without a booster. That means asteroid mining from Mars is much more economical. You're also much closer to the belt to begin with.

Pic related. Left is Shuttle for comparison. Middle is Starship alone. Right is Starship with the booster it needs to get off Earth (or Venus but nobody likes Venus)

>>24575676
im starting to want to simp as ASMR_Paula_Official's profile pic grows on me

i'd probably try listening to her ASMR vids too if i didn't have worsening tinnitus

>>24575841
OK defeatist cuck

>>24575916
What if we just ship all the niggers to Mars and then accidentally disable life support?

>>24575537
What about exercise equipment and good healthy food? Do not neglect the body.

>>24575841
I hope they have a live feed 24/7 inside the craft. You know the women will end up getting raped or someone starts writing on the walls with blood or shit.

>>24575831
>If the price to revenue is around 10
At this point it’s probably a good sign if there IS revenue, kek

>>24575916
I'd rather live in a rotating colony orbiting mars. I can take trips down to the surface whenever I want and can in relative luxury in space mining asteroids/planets for resources and getting energy from the sun.

>>24575886
I think the market is underestimating the buybacks, though. That chart looks a lot different when you adjust for market cap.

>>24575936
There's too many niggers to ship them to Mars economically. And besides, we can pretend New Rhodesia isn't racist by simply allowing anyone who can afford a ticket to come. And then pricing out black people.

>>24575939
>getting raped
No they will attempt to screw all the men on the ship and get pregnant before they even get to Mars, causing an entire crisis.

>>24575537
Call me when you live out of your brokerage and funnel all your expenses through a credit card

>>24575398
>also if im too retarded in one thread and people call me out on it and i get embarassed, I can just start over in the next thread and no one will ever know
This is the unsung greatness of chans 'net wide. When they finally come for the image boards something truly special will have been lost. Fortunately there is TOR where the chans are infinite

>>24575288
This has happened too many times for it to be a coincidence.

>tfw I'd be worth 8 figures if it happens

if you went to sleep tonight and woke up 4 years in the past in your younger body what would you do different

>>24576015
Post dubs
CHECK EM

>>24576015
absolutely nothing

>>24576015
Pursue a diffrent degree, that I would actually follow through with, or perhaps just start investing, particularly in SPY and Tesla.

can someone explain how I would go about buying protective puts to save my GME gains? (if q3 is worst case) I don't wanna throw money away.

>>24575685
Im in that screencap
Feels good

>>24576015
Put all my money in Amazon, pull out in March and become a billionaire afterword's.
Use my money to revive dead game franchises and anime series.

>>24576015

Unironically open up credit cards to buy up bitcoin when it was lowkey unknown besides to third worlders. Also learn a trade to be an electrician or plumber, finance is a fucking soulless industry.

>>24576015
TSLA calls

>>24576015
take out massive student loans and go all in on Tesla 2020 $100C leaps

>>24575859
Ticketmaster has some stupid monopoly

>>24574289

>>24575890
You don’t do alt coins?

>>24575973
>I think the market is underestimating the buybacks, though.
their loss is our gain
dumbasses think they missed out already since GME is higher than what it was before covid dump. Meanwhile I'm just here waiting for Q3 so GME gets credit ratings upgrades and more price target upgrades
apparently some funds are not allowed to hold some shit if they're not above a certain credit rating or at least a billion dollar market cap. We've basically bought into GME like it was an IPO and we got first dibs

so comfy having a lower cost basis than institutions that started accumulating above $10
I only fear for my April calls (20% of my position)

>>24575984
>ha ha, dumb women with their reproductive systems

>>24576061
Puts at strike near or above your cost average, after q3 earnings. If the SP is much higher than that then the put premiums should be very cheap. It effectively "locks in" what your losses can be which would be your (cost basis - put strike - put premium).

burry deleted all of his tweets, what a fag

>>24575806
Yeah, I think hype alone will carry it to $20. Another SPCE scenario, but with more immediate usefulness. I can easily see the world going space crazy in 5-10 years, we've been all to detached from expanding; and, with China harvesting moonrocks and falling costs of launching, its a very sound investment.

>>24575815
Wish I looked at earlier before the pump, truly hoping for some red this week since an overall market decline seems to drag down SPACs n^2.

>>24574929
I think robinhood is fantastic, everything else is just too grounded in boomer times. They need to update their desktop version or develop a desktop app and offer some thinkorswim quality charts and I'd be more than happy.. even if charts are just a meme

>>24576132
>I only fear for my April calls (20% of my position)

why? ill just roll mine over to july in a couple months

>>24575841
i don't have a problem with Earth being all we've got, just let me live to an old age (especially if it can be extended with technology) and die in my sleep after a long happy life in my bedroom on the internet.

>>24576061
Cash out and buy a couple calls instead.

>>24576147
he does that all the time and every time he does newfags and confused/surprised/angry

burry has legit autism, someone should invite him here

what broker will let me trade options in the uk

>>24576149
I don't get why SPCE has such a valuation compared to other space companies

>>24576132
What website gives information like this?

>>24576143
thanks

>>24576199
bull argument
>they actually have a spacecraft rated to carry humans, something only SpaceX and soon Blue Origon can compete with

bear argument
>Richard branson is Great Value Musk and his Spaceship architecture doesn't scale for shit, $0 2024

>>24576147
Why did he change all his shit to Vietnamese?

>>24576015
Buy a house the first day

>>24576215
whalewisdom.com/

>>24576249
This guy knows

>>24576046
man I really like his book about the financial crisis, but he is a huge fag

>>24576247
He identifies as Cassandra, a Vietnamese prostitute now. Bigot.

>>24575288
I am rich

>>24575806
>>24576149
uh.. never mind im fucking bullish now. the hype spacex brings will be unmatched

>>24576153
i dunno enough about options to understand if my April calls will be IV crushed or not, but they're also 15c so i think i will be safe? Delta is 0.7

>>24576169
ur a climate change hero dawg, all NEET internet warriors are doing more to save the planet than every normie

its fun realizing that society 'as we know it' is literally murdering the planet and the Global South doesn't matter at all, Africa/SA emissions are hilariously low compared to Stacy jetting around for instragram waterfalls

>>24576283
Cassandra is a reference to some Greek myth about a slut who's always right but nobody listens to her because she's a women

>>24576247
don´t question the master autist, his autism will show us the way

>>24576143
>>24576233
Realized I mistyped. It will be (put strike - cost basis - put premium).
>>24576171
Not near earnings if the SP has been going up. IV crush makes those into lotto tickets at best. If anything you would sell calls.

>>24576300
15 is ultra safe

i have some like 30 aprils and 25 aprils and shit

theyll get iv crushed if we dont roll them over at some point

I know we got plenty of 6 digit portfolio holders here
but who else 2 digit master race

>>24576015
Keeping all knowledge of what happens? I wouldn't even need four years. Late 2016 to early 2018 would be enough to turn my account in to fuck you money and retire. In 2019 move out of city in to small town minimally affected by coof. Triple up my account on the spring 2020 rebound.

What should I order for dinner, /smg/?

>>24575841
Wrong as fuck. Fuck off lying defeatist.

Mars has literally everything on it you need to make all the shit you need. Except WILLPOWER you have to bring that and brains with you.

Dumb fuck. Stay on the earth then and die in the dirt with the masses. The pandemics aren't going to stop there will be more and they will get worse each time because there's too many fucking people in the biosphere.

>>24574289
Yes.

>>24576015
keep working, don't go to pharmacy school
dump all my money in the shit i know is going to moon
AMD/weed stocks -> Tesla -> puts and TVIX for corona crush -> 100% calls into TUP -> then GME all over again

>>24576390
Jungle Curry, in honor of Vice President Elect Kamala Harris

>>24575746
That's been debunked. This is /ourgirl/ sweatie

>>24576390
Spicy Asparagus so you can enjoy stinky pee pee

>>24576307
i don't really give a shit about the world in all seriousness. i've got my faith in jesus so im all set if he actually exists and i get to go to heaven and this isn't all just some weird absurd random event called life with no point and no possible immortality, and otherwise i just want to live a long comfy life where everyone leaves me the fuck alone.

im not gonna try to save the world, nor do i think i could even if i wanted to, nor do i think it is even worth saving at this point. no one ever asked my opinion on the matter anyways they all just do what they want, so fuck 'em.

>>24576390
they're not open on weekends

>>24576393
>Mars has literally everything on it you need to make all the shit you need.
You mean like earth?

>pandemics
Oh, that explains it, you are one of those\

>>24574260
house just ended federal prohibition of weed, i guess weed stocks of all shapes and flavors are going to moon

>>24576489
fucking hell you're right nevermind then

>>24576462
show ur dick lmao

>>24576493
Literally every line of this post exposes you as a retard for three completely separate reasons

>>24576493
They won’t pass the senate
Weed is dead

>>24576493

Still needs to pass senate and get presidential approval though, if everything the house passes was law we'd be a commie shithole nowadays due to CA+NY fucking it up for everyone.

>>24576390
chicken peanut curry sounds good. Or maybe the garlic thing. I'm never quite sure what to order with these asian menus as it's all some kinda meat with some kinda veg and some kinda sauce. What it will actually taste like is mystery until I've had something there as a frame of reference.

Imagine not being British
Imagine not having a government that collects mad gains by investing in DMT

>I can't

hi, uh, airbnb soon, that is all.

>>24576390
prad nam prig pao
bonus points if you go to the store and order it there while looking directly into the eyes of the qt chink that takes the orders at every asian restaurant

>>24576483
based and let-it-burn pill

if society would be so good without white men, why not just kick back and check out? let them persist in this doomed world they've created

>>24576519
weed is legal recreationally in my state so i don't really give a fuck. im also not a nigger so not like cops are pulling me over or some shit anyways to check.

>>24576519
Weed has a surprising amount of Republican support.

>>24576393
willpower doesn't make oxygen lol

>>24576576
>surprising
the only surprising thing is that basic bitch reefer madness propaganda had the staying power it did, when every single election proves the Republicans are better as a populist liberty party than as a moralizing nanny party

>>24576536
>>24576519
dude weed bros won't know the difference and will buy with the news though

>>24576518
that's cool, you must use that statement to btfo everyone that tries to argue with you, can i borrow it?

>>24576592
no, splitting water for hydrogen and oxygen makes oxygen

then you can combine the hydrogen with the CO2 atmosphere to produce methane, you now have methane and oxygen, which just totally coincidentally happens to be the best chemical rocket fuel avaliable

>>24576572
idpol is a desperate attempt to justify existing systems by screaming
"it works it works look at the representation!"

>>24576603
>>24576576
>>24576575
>>24576642
It's always been the industry against cheap industrial hemp rather than the big daddy govt trying to protect people from big bad reefer addict negroes. The primary push behind the original prohibition and the ones who helped back the false FDA statements in Congress was a wood pulp paper interest.
Shit was fucked.

can anyone explain the difference between RYCEY and RYCEF? (rolls royce)

>>24576644

Guess you're right since we live in a special age where retards are glorified now.

>>24576666
And on that note if weed gets legalized fucking DOOMP all your wood, paper and pulp related stocks. They're gonna tank.

>>24576644
The federal government’s opinion on weed is of little consequence when states are decriminalizing it left and right.

>>24576673
Both going to zero

I sold GME too early
I bought PLTR at the top
I got burned on SPI and SUNW
I swear when we meme Roblox I am going to buy that shit and handle it with steel hands. I will not fucking sell.

>>24576696
If only states would give the ATF the same treatment they're giving the DEA.

>>24576572
the problem is they aren't looking for the best most optimal solution anyways, it's just a fight between people vying for power with their own personal agendas. the mistake is thinking they're working in the best interests of "the People" in the first place, whether governmental or special interest groups.

if i could go to my local town hall and give them ideas on how things should actually be run, and they'd actually listen based on the merit of my ideas and not who i am or how much money i have, things would be wildly different. but obviously that doesn't happen and we get kamala for president.

>>24575676
>>24575745
She says what her research was
>new consoles = $50 price.
Completely retarded, there were 165 million shares when GME was $50.
Broken clock though. She's going to make a lot simps rich.

>>24576696
It would have a big effect on employment regulations and how they can conduct investigations but you are right since they already just use it as an excuse for investigations and nothing more

>>24576690
People are going to celebrate this newfound freedom by smoking a joint in the comfort of their socially distanced park while wearing a mask and not making any controversial remarks....we finally made it

>>24576690

>>24576732
buy back into GME, 50% on Monday and 50% after earnings

>>24576666
this is what i mean, i rarely is about what they say it's about and usually about some underlying personal agenda that the powers that be are making money off of. if something interferes with that power and money they have they come up with some bullshit to sway public opinion so they can keep their money and power flowing.

also checked, and nice try, ultra-satan.

>>24576739
Most people are nihilists that’s why we have the government we have.

>>24576716
Why do you keep saying this?

>>24576774
Not getting trolled again
>39 posts by this ID

fresh bread O_O

>>24576746
>>24576746
>>24576746

>>24576739
Societies collapse when they fail to adapt and start trying to self-perpetuate in a changing world

Also when the ruling class turns old as fuck lol

>>24576780
no, most people are fucking dumb that's why we have the government we have. it's called lowest common denominator.

>>24576762
That’s true, and it would be an exponential boon for weed stocks, but as each state relaxes its laws on it a weed stock increases its revenue.

>>24576739
>he doesn’t donate to the campaign of his mayor and sheriff

ngmi. A typical sheriffs election can be won with $50k. A couple grand puts you in that guys good graces.

>>24576742
well when you boil it down to the core, GME is basically a cyclical company that's going to revive back with a new console cycle and fuck over the short sellers again
except this time the ~50% short interest turned into ~100% overnight because of Gamestop's share buybacks

The DD helped justify it but yeah the message is as simple as that

is it good anon?

>>24576847
Tobacco companies are going to BTFO weed companies. Most weed companies are less than 5 billion market cap and ran by crunchy stoners. Tobacco is 100 billion+ market cap and is ran by OG stone cold killers.

>>24576926
Fuck off!

>>24576926
>Tobacco is 100 billion+ market cap and is ran by OG stone cold killers.
You are correct. Al "Gore" Gore is going to be running the show.
>sell tobacco
>get out of it
>sue the industry you used to run
>use tobacco money and money from lawsuits to fund weed investments and lobby for legalized weed
>sell weed
>sue the weed industry
>use the money from weed profits and lawsuits to invest and lobby for the heroin industry
etc etc etc

Eventually they will jus be selling people bullets to shoot themselves, lol.
I have actually thought it might be a matter of figuring out which CBD shops are positioned to win too, they will probably convert overnight. I'm not interested in the industry either way though so whatever.

COOOOOOOOMMMM COHEN COOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

RYCEY - to 3.00 Tuesday. (or monday, I don't care even if I get a freeride violation least I'll have my money). 15,000 to me with all haste.

>>24576926
That's what I "FUCKING THOUGHT"!

last post

>>24574289
yea

>>24574289
why wouldn't it fren?

>>24574337
cryptofag here, yea a little

>tfw doing TA on my province's covid numbers chart
The health people and politicians are freaking out because we're in a spike but I want to shout at them the parabola may have broken a resistance level is starting to become apparent! This is bearish for corona chan. Stop freaking out. Also the sharper the incline the sharper and faster the decline as per standard viral spread curve and confirmed for corona chan by other countries at other times of the year.