/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR CARA

Money isn't real

soon

>friday after hours is either Qoomers qooming or Baggie getting drunk and going full boomer rambling
How do we short this?

First for white women being undeniably better looking than asian women

>>24562973
Weekend /smg/ clears out the newfags. All that is left is pure organic autism. You don't long or short it, you absorb it, embrace it, become one with it. If you can't do that go away and come back Monday.

Good morning I hate CRSR

>>24562979
That's why Slavs are superior imo, although I have seen French and Spanish women that would put them to shame.

>>24562991
You know if you fuckers would have dog piled HEAR we could have taken it to it's rightful level instead it was just another IPO pump and dump and all of us are left holding the bags.

$NGA meme spac is officially rolling. 33$ makes me a millionaire.
Only thing I'm worried about is that its a Quebec ev company... last time I invested French I got mozzarella'ed by the req team

stock market crash when?

>tfw bought LTRPA at $1.85
>tfw it goes to $3
>tfw sell thinking it won't go any higher because it's been dogshit for months
>tfw $4.30 Friday
Even when I win I lose.

I'm in the Christmas spirit. A time for giving.

>>24562950
THAT ISN'T A BIG BED.... THAT IMAGE IS ONE OF ME. THE RED SHIRT... LOOK WE WERE 14 FLOORS UP LOOKING OVER SOUTH BEACH, ACTUALLY 7TH FLOOR.. WELL ILL TELL YOU TWO BROWNSKINS...
THEY WERE ONE MEXICAN AND PEURTO RICAN... THE OTHER WERE DOMINICAN AND HAD FAMILY IN ARMY SHIT... SO IT'S GAY GAY GAY GAY... LOOK AT THAT BED.. IT'S TINY AS FUCK... WE USED PRETTY MUCH EVERY DRUG IN THAT ROOM... THE PHOTO TAKER HAS PASSED AWAY... I LOVE HIM.... HE DIED OF INHALENCE.. HE WAS AN ADDICT AND THEY FOUND HIM OD'D ABOUT TWO WEEKS LATER HIS SISTER TELLS ME... HER BROTHER DIED... IM LITERALLY AT THE BARKCLAYS CENTER WHEN I TAKE THE CALL RYAN STROME JUST PASSED THE PUCK TO NICK LEDDY WHO PUT IIT IN THE NET AND THE PLACE WENT NUTS... IIM OUT OF MY SEAT AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO TALK,. AND SHE'S TELLIING ME HER BROTHER IS DEAD.... MY BEST FRIEND IS KILL..... IT CHANGED ME FOREVER. I CRY... WE ALL CRY,,, FUCKING HOSPITALITY... I WIISH II HAD A SISTER... DAMN I JUST ALWAYS WAS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF AND TOOK LIFE FIRE DRILLS.. I MEAN WHEN II WAS LESS THAN 4 YEARS OLD MY GIIRL COUSINS PLAYED DOCTOR ON MY PENIIS....

>>24562950
Any coomers on? Should I sell gme before the earnings and buy back in?

rate my portfolio /biz/

>>24562991
Sell it

>>24563082
>should I sell
yes
>should I buy back
no
literally 6% of GME is R*ddit owned

>>24563075
How do I filter this person

>>24563113
Yeah but it’s gme

>>24563075
>I MEAN WHEN II WAS LESS THAN 4 YEARS OLD MY GIIRL COUSINS PLAYED DOCTOR ON MY PENIIS
Niiice

>>24563116
You really shouldn't

Brazilian traders

>>24563132
Fuck.... there’s
A billion in gme shorts

>>24563082
no because its speculated now that GME will beat expectations again

>>24563031
BOOBA

Redpill me on Growth ETFs.

Based on their charts, most consistently make gains plus a few also pay dividends.

>>24563116
Baggot has been drinking, don’t mind him.

>>24563136
Yeah it usually boils down to sexual abuse with these types. Baggie is no different.

>>24563136
SHE HAD 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE AND TOLD ME TO PUT IT IN HER FRIIEND... SO SHE HAD KIDS IN HIGHSCHOOL.. DAMN A PENIS CAN GET HARD LIKE THAT.. SHE WAS ALL ABOUT FINDING DICK... I WAS THE YOUNGEST SO I TOOK ALL THE BLAMES AND SPANKINGS FOR EVERYBODYS MISDEEDS...
PLEASE HIT ME AGAIN!

I MEAN DON'T MAKE ME RELIVE IT... I SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR SO LITTLE... FORCED TO INTERCOURSE A COUSIN,... ACTUALLY AT 4 YEARS OLD II MEAN I GOT TO RUB MY COCK ON PUSSY....

>>24562988
Anybody negatively replying to baggie or question baggie's unlimited knowledge is a newfag

>>24563151
Console sales aren’t in this report and even if they do good it still goes down

I ONLY LIFE TT GOOKFU AGAIN!

>>24563185
Yup. Now that he finally worked up the courage to let what he really wanted to say off his chest after all these years, do you think he’ll give up stonks and never post again? Therapy session over?

first for ducks

Can you see total amount of people that are buying calls and puts?

>>24563189
Baggie you say things on here that you shouldn't say frankly.

>>24563193
DAMN GRIM... I'M ON THE FRONT LINE EVERYDAY...

LET ME GIVE YOU THIS.

<4
I TRIED MY BEST.

>>24563222
God bless you baggie get off the booze

>>24563194
>he doesn't know

>>24563212
>>24563205
Who knew it was emotional baggage he was extraordinary at holding?

>>24563205
You don't get to leave here brother. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

>>24563189
How old was she? Was she hot?

How do you see what whales are buying and shorting on specific stocks

>>24562968
Bro, shut the fuck up. That is the single most dangerous idea to the powers at be and not something you want to be caught preaching.

That's because its true. People pretend to grasp this concept, but what's telling is that theyd commit heinous acts and torture themselves for even the slimmest chance at grand wealth. Posit a theoretical, they have a price Every time, despite that a trillion worthless fiat is no greater than just 1. The concept of money is little more than global mass hysteria enslaving our entire species; but i know better than to put a target on my back and actually tell people the fucking truth.

Everything ok around here?

>>24563233
YOU GIVE ME CICI SEBATHIA ny yankees dubs!!! LLOOK II UHH LOVE ITS AND EVERYTHING!!! GOD BLESS YOU GRIM...

WAIT..

FROM MY WHAT EVER... THAT SOUTHPAW WAS A GREAT YANKEE... NOT MANY MEN LIKE BASEBALL... BUT NOT MANY LESS LIKE PITCHERS..

ACTUALLY I MEAN WITH COVID.. CAN II PLAY TAPS FOR WHITEY FORD?/

I'M A STAUNCH ZELOT YANKEE... I REMEMBER WHEN CICI WAS IN CLEVELAND.. LOST THE CY YOUNG TO THE GUY IN MINNISOTA..... OH THEY CALL HIM BIG PAPI... HE GOT SHOT IN COLD BLOOD... I ASSUME ASSINATION ATTEMPT, BUT RED SOX NATION CLAIM MIISTAKEN IDENTITY...

>>24563075
>WE USED PRETTY MUCH EVERY DRUG IN THAT ROOM
First zero-effort shitpost I ever beleived because of that detail.

>>24563282
Everything is fine here, but how are you?

>>24563212
I THINK THAT THERE WAS NO REASON TO MAKE A PITCHING CHANGE OVER 10 YEARS AGO...WAIT WHAT SHOULDN'T i SAY? SCREW THAT.. IM GOING TO SAY WHAT EVER IS IMPORTANTT.;

>>24563256
THEY WERE BOTH OLDER AND UHH NO THEY WEREN'T PARTICULARLY ATRACTIVE... UNLESS YOU WANT STOCKY HEAEY SHOULDERS STAUNCH WOMEN... II MEAN MY COUSINS GOT 5 KIDS OF HER OWN... SHE LOVES THE FUCK SO TO SPEAK.

>>24563241
As someone who is back for the first time since losing 90k on FUCKING COF, ya youre never free. (if id have bought calls for two months later id be sitting on 7 figs right now, I made the right call but had too much faith in the market to learn quickly)

>>24563282
Nothing was ever ok. Life is pain. Now all the normies are mentally ill from isolation and fear. And unlike us they havent had decades to learn to cope and deal. This world is gonna be pretty fucked for a while because of it.

>>24563144
BASED

And Based IQOPTION

The broker from 3rd world countries

MY COUSIN'S MOM WAS THE ONLY FEMALE FROM A BATCH OF 6 KIDS... THEN SHE GOT PREGGERS GAVE OUT 4 OF HER OWN WITH DIFFERNT MEN.,.. I END UP IN WHITE TRASH HELL HOLE... BUT MY COUSINS CALL MY DAD'S YOUNGEST BROTHER, AND II MEAN HE TALKS TO ME... ITS FUNNY HE HAS A SON... HE MARRIED A WOMAN FRROM SYNAAPORE SHE'S SOUTH EAST AISIAN.,. THAI OR WHAT EVER... BUT HE BROUGHT BOTH OF THE PARENTS TO AMERICA. TAUGHT HIS WITH... MOTHER OF HIS CHILD... TAUGHT THEM HOW TO DRIVE.... LAST YEAR ITS CRAZY THE SON IS 15-16 YEARS OLD

I HATE IT.

>>24563282
Officer, I'd like to report sightings of DUBS
Check em

>>24563361
in all honesty my only issue is that I wanted to dabble in off grid living and it looks like that is going to become harder and harder, only because i'm not sure how property law is going to change in the coming years

Buy Hormel, bitch

>>24563379
IM THE CEO

Does anyone know if whales are shorting or longing gme or clf?

How do you watch that?

>>24563388
i won't buy hormel, but I'll buy a whore, mel.

>>24563411
Friendly reminder institutions are looking to dump their GME bags on redditniggers
>inb4 FUD
Nice try kike but I'm not afraid to call out your racket. Why do you think all the shills come out the woodwork when you say anything bad about GME?

>>24563282
fuck off! acab

>Neighbour is a chick
>She tells me she reads market news and asks me about gold and bio vaccine stocks
>Spend half an hour talking to her about options trading while wearing only my undies
This is the top, right? RIGHT?

>>24563031

March 2020

>>24563458
where do you live dude? i'll come over and hang out next time, sounds fun. also, put some pants on.

What brokers do you europeans use?? Degiro is getting a but small for me because it barely has any kind of orders, stop losses and shit.

Thinking about getting into Interactive brokers, since I usually pay around 8€ per month in commissions, I dont care about those 2 exta € if I can make complex orders.

What do you eurobros think?

>>24563382
The only solution is to accrue millions, create and teraform an island in your own image and hope you are never found by govts or pirates.

>>24563423
Proof

I know that I'm not supposed to be here on the weekend. I come from /fit/ formerly /tv/. Trying to learn.

I have been playing with RH for 3 weeks. So many of the things mentioned here aren't listed on that app, especially crypto. I'm just wondering what else I should be using to trade? Either PC or phone app. Also if you tell me to read something I will read it.

Shout out to John rocker. Dont forget to always talk shit about the useless faggot jannies. Also you should go over cuck speak terms.
>dd
>disruptive technology
And faggots who love their stock like its their own. Cringe ass bullshit.

>>24563395
baggie I've seen you around for years, just wanted to say thanks for providing a show and I hope things work out with that gook hookers you've got. Appreciate the recommendation of seaside rendezvous, good song.

Bros is rycey gonna go back above 2.40 this week?

>>24563458
Bro, she never cared about the market, but stayed up all night doing research just to talk to you. Date the poor girl for christs sake.

When is the SN8 test launch?

I live a short drive from boca chica, was considering recording it through a telescope from Port Isabel.

Did I fuck up by selling my oil pennystock (CDEV) on Friday? I thought it would come back down from such a sudden increase but it held firm. Worried it will continue to rocket Monday.

>>24563487
Watch the market. Be the market. Feel the market inside you. Lurk moar, try, and fail. We’re all gonna make it brah. No spoonfeeding.

>>24563487
Im going to tell you what no one told me. FUCK OPTIONS

>>24563458
actually to sau... upive ficlked up too much alreadu amd uff fukc ive drand fucking fort or mmui mohter

nope opa opa

>>24563514
>>24563487
Also, do exactly the exact opposite of whatever Jews say to do

>>24563487
crypto is on rh dude, look harder

type btc in the search bar and you can buy increments if you can't afford a whole coin but be careful bc it's an easy way to go broke

I want Intel options

>>24563473
> i'll come over and hang out next time,
I wish.
It's all closed and talking to neighbours is the only social activity we have right now. Technically I'm not even allowed to leave my house.
>also, put some pants on.
No. In the summer I'm naked. People are only bothered the first time and then accept it.
>>24563506
She has a boyfriend and I have a waifu
>>24563521
Thanks Baggie

>>24563521
Ah you found the caps lock key

>>24563514
that's the na'vi whore and you're using imagiges from when she was 15 years old and you're the asshole... if you want to fuck her look at her nowl.... thats what tyou fucking tell me! stop being retarded.

>>24563501
It should. Its on a lot of peoples radar. Did you buy the top?

>>24563511
Possibly Monday. If you record it, it's only for yourself as SpaceX and the streamers will have good footage of the event. I'd totally go if I lived near by.

also if thread update video anon is in here keep it up, good shit makes me and some of the boys laugh

>>24563521
Whats your opinion on Beethoven's Grosse Fugue?

what does it mean when you transition from browsing /smg/ only during market hours, to browsing during after hours, to browsing /smg/ during the weekend, to preferring /smg/ during non market hours, to not visiting /smg/ during market hours and exclusively on nights and weekends?
i am at the second to last stage

>>24563537
I hate adulthood. Im wifed up too. I miss crushes and romance and passion.. as gay as fuck as that is to say out loud.

>>24563458
>>Neighbour is a chick
>>Spend half an hour talking to her about options trading
>>options
>>OPTIONS

Good for you on explaining the statistical math on a coin toss and how its not always a 50/50 chance while you're banging her in your mind for 30 minutes

>>24563569
Your not alone

>>24563480
The proof is this is being shilled as much as PLTR was being shilled last week and you see where that one is now. Not so many "pltr bros" around here anymore.
Some guy mentioned institutions went long on GME a few days ago, I'm sure you can find the data on that. And look at the bullish volume on the last candle of the daily, I think it's going to go down probably after reaching 17.

>>24563501

Hope not. Probably will drop more at Monday's opening desu

I have a limit buy at $1.80 ready

>>24563551


>>24563551
Yeah. Bought 270k worth, average buy in of 2.38.

>>24563563
You're being a based investor that prefers the company and calm talks to the fast paced pump and dump of the day.
>>24563578
>Sex with 3DPD
Pretty cringe, senpai. Ngl

>>24563551
why does buying the top matte? what? are you compensatiitinG

sorry i love my gf... i am not going to have sex with anyone but her. and only when we meet again... i'm so blessed..

loook half of charging up balls of owning comany is bull shit since you own overseas asshoeles aned don't do dick. never reserpect nothing for americfa;.. call it useless? you're fucked

there has to be a pary that checks Nancy Pelosi and her pary/caucus,,, look they're not passing shit

>>24563051
kek what

>>24563591
fucking idiot. they aren't shills, theyre just retarded newfags

>>24563089
>€
meme currency

>>24563599
Whats your timeframe of rycey hitting 3.00 again?

>>24563624
>fucking idiot. they aren't shills, theyre just retarded newfags
oy vey

>>24563552
Yeah you're right. I'll probably just go chill nearby with some what a burger until the launch.

>>24563630
That's why I hold it in assets and I convert it to real money and american meme money

>>24563639
Disregarded. You’re a lunatic.

>>24563637
You has so much time to get it cheap

>>24563511
Fuck off i come here to escape the fact god traps me in a cold small town

>>24563640
Check /sfg/ on /sci/ for updates. The launch date has been constantly changing.

>>24563673
I didn't know about it until a day ago and i was trying to catch the upswing on it while i waited for c3. Please dont say this thing is gonna take a year to crab past 2.38

>>24563005
Fuck req fml

How was your week, smg? Did you go green? Did you get fucked (not in the good way)? It's friday night. Relax and be free.
I'm holding all my stocks until after the recovery, and they're doing fine, but i lost $50 on a rugpull. Oh well. How you been?

>>24563563
Conversation is not possible during the day with how many fucking people post now.

>>24563742
106% up on AAL

feelsgoodman

How fucked is my folio biz, as I am just a wagie trying to make it in the world.

PLTR, TSM, RTX and PSTH

>>24563742
Up a bit I guess.

My week has been like the one before, like the one before, like the one before BECAUSE LOCKDOWN IS HORRIBLE AND I AM STUCK ALONE IN MY HOME

Can't wait to fly to a place that is open

>>24563742
pretty good week. as ive mentioned in other threads though, i feel fucking naked without much cash on hand. too many meme plays in the green at like 10-30% that i expect to go higher, but i would also like to cash out just to have cash for buying any dips, especially in pltr, and nak2.
im also getting really fucking annoyed how NET is soaring and I don't have any. I just dont have the capital to move around to make that $7000 purchase until GME happens or if OPTI actually happens by some miracle
and i cant even deposite my usual biweekly paycheck because i need to buy christmas gifts
FUCK I NEED MORE MONEY AAAAAAA
thanks for reading my blog

>>24563647
>calculating in fiat money in 2020
>not converting value of everything you own into btc

>>24563878
XAU and XAG is not fiat and $ is backed by gold, just that Nixon closed the exchange window temporarily.

>>24563531
I know crypto is on RH, They have 7 coins you can trade and a few others you can monitor but not trade.

>>24563954
kek

>>24563742
bought apr clf calls mad early at like 0.01 and it's carrying the rest of my shit portfolio rn but i spend more time lurking smg than i actually do learning more about spreads and shit (which i probably should be doing)
irl is shit but funny green line makes it all worth it

Some of you are alright.
TSLA may take a bit of a dive next week, and I finally know why...
Its AOL time warner all over again!

>>24563487
Any meaningful crypto is off robinhood. There you can only go into Bitcoin (which is a pretty safe hold, but it's near a top so don't buy in). If you want the really degenerate shitcoins you have to go off RH. There you can make either make a ton of money or go bankrupt. I don't suggest crypto. Don't listen to the schizos outside of SMG shilling their "projects", it's all bullshit.

>futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cashout strategy:

So far I haven't cashed out of any of my stocks, but I've seen many people who sell like half the shares they own once they reach a decent enough +% and then buy again.

In your experience, is it a winning strategy on a medium/long stocks portfolio? It's actally what I do with my boomer funds, but that's another story.

Has anyone stopped to think how the markets are a reflection of the human condition?
What's actually right doesn't matter. All that matters is whether what you're doing is the norm or not. Stock prices are the same. By betting on a certain price you are betting that will become the next future norm. You are being in a sense a revolutionary who's changing the status quo.

>>24563622
"Alena Efremova, 21, was attacked by popular Moscow-based streamer Andrey Burim, known more widely as Mellstroy, during a social media party.

The abusive scenes, broadcast to his 680,000 subscribers, also saw Burim grab Efremova by the neck as other guests continued talking - seemingly oblivious.

The attack left a traumatised Efremova with blood pouring from her mouth as well as sustaining other facial injuries."
also checked

>>24564107
>Has anyone stopped to think how the markets are a reflection of the human condition?
>What's actually right doesn't matter. All that matters is whether what you're doing is the norm or not. Stock prices are the same. By betting on a certain price you are betting that will become the next future norm. You are being in a sense a revolutionary who's changing the status quo.

I've been bagholding ET for a while now. I got in at $8 before it crashed right down to $5. Its slowly climbing back up but realistically should it reach $10 again?

I sold NET at 58 like retard, even making 50% tho
Will i ever get back in?
Surely it must correct eventually...

>>24564107
Anon...Don't be a fag.

Just buy meme stocks when it dips and sell when it goes on moon mission.

If a black person gets shot by police while resisting arrest after committinga crime, the market rallies since a sacrifice has been given. Its simple science.

>>24564107
>ll that matters is whether what you're doing is the norm or not. Stock prices are the same. By betting on a certain price you are betting that will become the next future norm. You are being in a sense a revolutionary who's changing the status quo.
Yeah that's how I feel when I go to xvideos and sort by popularity, lowest. Going against the grain one nut at a time.

>>24564105
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, if you mean selling part of the position to buy a completely different stock, basically just profit taking, it's so dependent on the type of stock in the first place. The strategy works well for highly volatile meme stocks but if you consider it for something like AMZN you're just taking away your good entry position in a high performing stock that is unlikely to go back down to where you bought it, assuming you're up a sizeable amount.

For meme stocks, I of course love selling half at 100% gain and letting the rest ride. Lately I've been experimenting with selling 1/4th the position at 50% in SPACs to bring my entry below the NAV just in case the merger falls through or something.

Bros, I am unironically, not even memeing right now, -50% in my portfolio since March. I'm a new trader so considering the 90/90/90 rule this is actually above average, but still absolute shit and I am ashamed. I made some good calls like SPCE and PLTR, but mostly I FOMO'd and lost to shit memes like KODK and more recently SNDL. I think I learned good lessons from most of these though.

Is it too late to make decent profits during this clown market? I'm afraid this is my only chance and after corona the stocks will go back to normal boomer hours with 5% yields every year instead.

Give it to me straight, do I have a CHANCE still or should I just kill myself to escape wage cuckery for the rest of my life?

>>24564342
start doing your own DD and you will be fine. OPTI and RYCEY are quality memestocks to invest though

>>24564342
Time to buy NAK and come back in 2 years

>>24564342
>i am afraid this is my only chance
this is the emotion that's fucking you. you are rushed to urgency because you think you need to act NOW to get your money back. let go of that feeling. you lost your money by rushing into retarded plays. to get it back you will need to develop a methodical strategy that gives consistent, risk averse returns. i recommend theta based strategies, specifically the wheel strategy for beginners. youtube a tutorial.
>pic related. i know exactly what you feel
run the wheel, buy and hold quality shit, and buy the fucking dip (ON GOOD STOCKS) if it comes. and if the market crashes, buy TQQQ/SOXL
and for a short term meme play, if GME dumps after Q3 earnings, buy april $20 calls

>>24564342
>trader
found the error. 80% of "traders" lose money. Nobody can predict the market short term. Invest in solid companies and hodl. I made a nice profit this year, with putting in buy orders once and not starring at candles all day.

Trading: you have and follow a proper trading system it might work. If you randomly hop in on stocks you will run down your account to zero.

>>24564342
Everything is pretty bloated atm desu

May be OPTI and BOTY for long term gains or wait for the next dip

>>24564361
I did my own DD on SPCE and kinda of "DD" on PLTR (the memes were strong enough to make pictures on multiple websites).
I considered RYCEY but my broker doesn't let me trace OTM stocks and I think after SNDL I'm done with pennyshit.

>>24564415
Thanks bro, I think you're right that my rushed attitude is what fucked me over into -50% territories. I just feel like after this clown market is over it will go from 5% swings every week to 5% every year. I also can't actually put in more money without riding a bike 1 hour both ways to use an ATM machine to transfer money from a cash card to a credit card then to my broker. Obnoxious shit but it's true. So, I've been working with the same $4k since the beginning and whenever I think there's a better stock I feel compelled to pull out of the one I'm in even if I haven't gotten gains on it yet.

Real sad shit.

>>24564424
Yeah I learned that lesson to never FOMO into anything that already mooned. I just recently learned to actually buy dips so maybe I can slowly make my way back up to at least almost break even before the clowns pack up.

I just really won't want to wage cuck past my 30s, bros.

>>24563075
Ryan Edward Gaston Strome is a Canadian ice hockey forward for the New York Rangers of the National Hockey League.

>>24564342
Invest, don't trade.

guys how do you tell if a girl likes you?

>>24564565
If you have to ask she doesn't or is on the fence, invest in stonks in forget women

>>24564485
You won't do it trading. An almost insignificant number of people do atop a mountain of retail corpses.
SPY, SSO, or SPXL depending on your risk tolerance. I'd wait for TQQQ or SOXL into next year. They feel overweight now.

>>24564342
Once you realize to never listen to anything biz says, once you realize that we're intentionally giving bad advice so newfags fail and kill themselves, then you'll start making it

>>24564565
Walk up to her, plop your meat out and say in a commanding yet gentle tone "It ain't gonna suck itself". If she goes to work then she likes you. If she doesn't, it means she hasn't warmed up to the idea yet.
You could just skip the whole thing by showing her your massive, throbbing portfolio full of airlines and Denny's.

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out racist fucking losers.

>>24564565
RIght click & save

>>24564637
And you even used reddit spacing
Here's your (you)
It's 6am why am i on this forum

>>24564528
poor douki-chan

remember if you werent buying AAL sub-15 you're ngmi

>>24564485
predictable upwards trends is the easiest way to make money. you just leverage yourself to the tits if you know it's guaranteed to go up instead of being fearful of flash crashes. 10% guaranteed monthly > 300% once by risking it all

>>24564342
Stop trading u fag

>>24564341
Exactly my point, thank you for the input

Anyone else long Unity $U? I got in right after IPO, glad I did.

>>24564757
Yeah like some stocks are 100% just get in for the lulz and to be dumped like a thai hooker.

But some stocks are to beheld and cherished because it's pretty common knowledge that usually huge companies stock lines only go up long term. Buy the dips and watch that portfolio grow like your child

Frens, how does one go about acquiring an IPO stock these days.
I used to wait a couple weeks in the past until price settled or was able to sell a put but would love to take advantage of the recent bubbly price moves.
Do you simply put in a limit order above listing price? Or how do you ensure to get in before the rocket takes off on day1?

>>24564852
Well, if time in the market beats timing the market on average, there isn't really any way to have more time in the market than just buying immediately

>>24564342
>some people here still not taking the index pill
Put that shit into TQQQ already retard. Only invest 10% of your money in meme stocks if you want for shits and giggles.

>>24564880
>2% returns

based

>>24562950
what % gains should I be realistically expecting/trying to get from a trade if done right?

>>24564902
>TQQQ
>2% returns
you unironically need to go back or lurk a lot more retard

>>24564902
Go look at the performance of TQQQ since inception. It has beat probably 99% of people here during this bull market.

How long of a heads up do newly traded companies give before going public? I want to have my money settled ready to buy, but only want to transfer the funds in the appropriate time and not have my funds sitting and waiting longer than they need to. Would the announcement come at least 3 business day beforehand?

>>24564939
There is no "done right". Depends on your risk tolerance and your system.

>>24564939
BUILT

>>24564902
If all you care is returns and not about the risk go buy yoursef something nice at 1000:1 margin retard.

>>24565090
okay I'll do that and you can enjoy your 2% returns. Must be fun larping as an investor/trader, me I'd rather actually do it

>>24564939
How long is a piece of string? It's easy to make rules that you'll sell at a certain percentage but in practice it's much harder to do and they end up becoming guidelines for the maximum amount of gain before taking profit. It's often better to treat every stock independently, looking at the fundamentals, risk/reward, entry position, if it's overbought or oversold, and countless other factors. Basically it comes down to gut feeling but if the stock is risky you should try to take profit all the way up with the understanding that you cannot predict the future, only make educated guesses. Capital preservation is very underrated and you always want to live to fight another day.

Also, GOD, I WISH I WAS THAT MONKEY.

>>24565048
BBC - Big Chimpanzee Cock

>>24563479
or just become a pirate with a secret pirate cove on a private island.

>>24565197
Copy pasting ticker symbols from 4chan into robinhood doesn't make you an investor anon.

I’m thinking of loading up on TSLA puts expiring Jun 21, am I gonna get fucked my Elon and his cult?

>tfw copy pasting tickers made me 10k euros

>>24565293
Buy CRSR and become a Corsair with the profits. It's like pottery, it rhymes.

>>24563591
you could not make it any more obvious how new you are

>>24565374
the gaymer cuck get antsy and calls you a newfag for not buying his bags

>>24565422
nice so now you backpedal it's not shills and actually just emotionally attached cucks to GME?

lurk more before you start spouting shit dumbass

>>24565363
>am I gonna get fucked my Elon and his cult?
Hopefully. TSLA might end up pumping or crabbing up to December 21st and then selling off after it's included in the S&P 500. If that happens, you'll probably get greedy, not sell after this, and then get your face ripped off by the next pump like all the retarded bears before you. Q4 is likely to be pretty good and TSLA always has a lot of news catalysts coming in to pump the price.

In summary:
I doubt it(your ability to make a profit). Take yer swing.

>>24565462
The news from black friday and the stock buybacks are already priced in and the company has no long term prospects despite the
>hurr durr we'll become steam and amazon in one
claims. Holding it right now is just gambling.
If you're long and you plan to sell you're a shill. If you plan to hold then you're just retarded. Simple as.

do you think the US will ever figure out healthcare?

>>24565462
>>24565553
inb4 the
>hurr durr well if it's so shit then why you ain't shorting it!!!!!!!!1
whining

>>24565584
ok retard.
gme chads rise up

I missed GME because I didn't have enough money at the time to buy all the stocks I wanted. I regret not buying GME earlier now

If it drips after Q3 earnings I'll definitely buy the dip but I'm worried it will just keep going up now

>>24565680
>If it drips
Sorry
DIPS

>>24565680
>>24565693
I think it will. At least a little after earnings. Wouldn't wait too long though.

What futures are you people even buying?

>>24565725
Hope so. Trying to free up as much cash as possible for that and NAK2

>>24565761
You're meant to actually buy futures, you watch the red numbers change and post pink wojacks

BOTY
IS
THE
NEW
GME
BOTY
IS
THE
NEW
GME
BOTY,BOTY,BOTY

>>24565775
>You're meant to actually buy futures
NOT MEANT****

Fuck it, no more posting for me, I need coffee

>>24565725
>>24565680
>>24565693
I don't understand this, shouldn't it dip some days before earnings if people are expecting a "dip after earnings" so much?

Also I thought GME was making a shit load of money right now and were actually expected to BEAT earnings.

>>24565783
t. BOTY CEO

>>24565801
I dont think they will beat earnings.
Q4 yes, they will blow it the fuck out.

>>24565554
kek, as someone who visits biz you should realize how dumb the European system is. If your income is over 70000 Euros per year, you are a net spender in society. If you are a poor fag or unemployed, you are a net gainer.

So we (the people with decent income) spend fucking huge amounts of taxes which get transferred to the poor cunts. If you are in decent shape, you probably only have to go to the doctor 1-2 times a year and don´t have to pay for expensive treatments (I didn´t have a serious disease for years), but I probably paid 10 times the amount in taxes.

In the US i would pay much lower taxes and paid more for my doctor. Guess what, I would pay much less for my medical treatment overall.

>>24565796
I get a new teapot and some Sir Winston Earl Grey today desu
Already looking forward to it

>>24565847
I thought this was Q4

how are my Rolls Royce Chads today?

People aren't taking the vaccine right? That must dump a bit

>>24562968
>Money isn't real
Neither is life

>>24563116
Hello, newfren. You should ignore him, except when you shouldn't.
I've been gone awhile but I'm all cash again so I'm back to lurk. Congratulations to whoever it was that was big on GME two or three months back. I'm guessing you made 25k or so when everyone else was laughing at you. I didn't laugh, but I did ask why you felt so strongly about it. Anyway, if you're still around congratulations.

>>24565900
got an 11% return and sold. I have no faith

>>24565908
we aren't into the mass deployment phase yet
the only people getting it at the moment are the ones who are nearly dead and mostly senile so unable to refuse it
the mass refusal part comes next year

>>24565553
>Holding it right now is just gambling.
frankly if GME can't even beat an estimate of -0.8 on Q3 then im selling half my position on a dip since gamestop truly is still shit

anyways gamestop is still at 0.15x of revenues could potentially make this act like TUP if earnings are good, why run away from a coinflip day where it'll either be -15% or +30%? Just weird especially if you already held through the October dip

>>24565855
This. There is no such thing as "free" healthcare. They just cut it off from your wage and that's it. If that wasn't enough, here in a certain country in eastern europe, the state owned healthcare facilites are fucking shit, so you're better off going to private, but then you'll have to pay even more.

>>24565923
can't blame a lad for taking profit
although I think it has some good long hold potential

>>24565900
$3 soon

>>24565878
no this is q3 earnings

Boty investor here, we just need the stock to go up to $0.01 and we'll have made it.

>>24565536
Man, it’s like TSLA literally can’t lose.

>>24564105

statistically speaking, winners are so rare that stock picking generally is a bad idea. but if you do stock pick and proceed to sell your winners then you will perform even worse because you are incredibly unfavoured to pick yet another winner with your next investment.

>>24565956
Several months late? Anon, Q3 ended in September...

>>24565944
>This. There is no such thing as "free" healthcare. They just cut it off from your wage and that's it. If that wasn't enough, here in a certain country in eastern europe, the state owned healthcare facilites are fucking shit, so you're better off going to private, but then you'll have to pay even more.
Yep, public healthcare only is a good thing if you're low income. That being said, I wouldn't mind supporting the poor if they didn't breed.

>>24565801
>Also I thought GME was making a shit load of money right now and were actually expected to BEAT earnings.
Q3 is only from August to October
it's almost certainly going to be shit which is why the estimate to beat is already so low lol

really what people are concerned about is whether Sherman will give a guidance and/or address the Cohen topic. The earnings could be a surprise beat somehow but it will still dump if he uses covid as an excuse not to give a guidance again. See bestbuy, dumped with good earnings because board was too pussy to give a guidance or something

>>24564428
I'm pretty bullish on BOTY

>>24565932
the vast majority (read: normies) will get it if it means they can go about their lives normally again

>>24564565

if a girl is friendly to you she likes you.
this does not apply to waitresses, cashiers and so on.

ONLY PALANTIR CAN SAVE US

>>24565801
We are traumatized by playing other earnings where they beat and had positive guidance yet the stock instantly tanked 10%. Some stocks just seem to tank for no other reason than "earnings are over".

https://finance.yahoo.com/calendar/earnings?from=2020-12-06&to=2020-12-12&day=2020-12-07

>>24565976
>Anon, Q3 ended in September...
>...
hilarious

can you imagine someone being so passively condescending on correcting someone despite being completely wrong lol

sometimes fiscal year =/= calendar year

>>24565944
>here in a certain country in eastern europe, the state owned healthcare facilites are fucking shit

can you elaborate more on this?

>>24565978
I'm cool with taxes going towards education. I feel like I want to strive for as few retards as possible.

>>24566023
>can you imagine someone being so passively condescending on correcting someone despite being completely wrong lol
I actually checked and I just gotta say, you're completely wrong too, so way yo be "passively condescending". Q3 is over, they just haven't announced the reports yet.

>>24566014
>https://finance.yahoo.com/calendar/earnings?from=2020-12-06&to=2020-12-12&day=2020-12-07
>>24566047
>I actually checked and I just gotta say, you're completely wrong too, so way yo be "passively condescending". Q3 is over, they just haven't announced the reports yet.
>>24566023
>can you imagine someone being so passively condescending on correcting someone despite being completely wrong lol
Here's the earning schedule, you can actually look up when the reports will be

>>24565861
My favourite brand for Earl Grey is Twinings because it's what I had with my parents when I was little. The most comforting smell / taste. I like Earl Grey with a tiny splash of milk

Lately I've been drinking more coffee partly because I love coffee but also just to cope with work and stress etc

>>24566029
>>here in a certain country in eastern europe, the state owned healthcare facilites are fucking shit
>can you elaborate more on this?
Mexico too, they have public healthcare but anyone with any money avoids it like the plague despite being eligible.

>>24566029
Basically the leading party is so fucking corrupt, that instead of renovating our hospitals built in 1970, they just keep building football stadiums, where for some strange reason, only their friends' construction companies keep winning the bid/right to build for enormous amounts of money. Combine that with hilariously low healthcare worker wages, and that you also have to pay the doctor money for them to prioritize you, it's fucking amazing. You can read more about it here
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/26/world/europe/viktor-orban-soccer-health-care.html

>>24565680
>I regret not buying GME earlier now

well i mean yeah hindsight is 20/20, i think obviously anyone who could go back in time would love to dump all of their money into GME at $6/share after the ER. hell if i had that power i'd go back in time and buy SPI at $1 and turn my $50k into $2.3 million in a single day, easy money.

but you can't fucking do that, faggot.

>>24566105
I do the same with the VA but I'm still glad it's there

Anyone here uses fixed % regions or levels to place trades? Suppose I buy 1/3th my funds of SPY. Then when it goes down 25%, I buy, another 1/3th of funds in shares. Then when it goes down 50%, I buy the last round of shares with my remaining funds. Would this work better than just buying it all outright?
This is related to dollar cost averaging except in this case the averaging is price based instead of time based. Is there a name for it?

>>24566047
point out what i said was wrong
i never said Q3 wasn't over, i was just pointing out your comment of Q3 ending in September

>>24565989
is it time to sell GME and get back in after the ER dip?

>>24566145
>I wasn't saying you were wrong, I was only saying you said I was wrong and it hurt my feelings

>>24566140

It's better to buy outright.

SPY has some kind of expected return as a function of time meaning the more time you spend in SPY the higher the expected return.
if you DCA and get lucky you might make money, if you DCA and get unlucky you might lose money there's no way to tell beforehand.

the only thing we can be sure of is that your EXPECTED returns is higher if you spend more time in SPY so that's why I recommend buying outright.

>>24566125
Yeah obviously but GME feels different because it's like the quintessential meme stock, I want to be in GME because I want to be on the ride with anons. Whatever happens it's going to be a wild ride, I want to be part of it. And the case for GME into Q4 feels very thought out and logical

>https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/vinco-ventures-inc.-announces-deal-with-optec-international-inc.-and-optec-brand

buy OPTI now you faggots we're going to fucking Mars

>>24566009
she is my coworker
she always wants to partner up with me for projects and stuff

and this is the problem, I dont know if shes just "coworker-friendly"
although we dance together at parties a lot etc

I never had much experience with women in my 24 years on this gay earth

>>24566029
I would say it´s the same shit in every country with state owned healthcare. The institutions are unprofitable and the government has to pay huge amounts of money for these institutions. The costs get bigger and bigger and the government cuts their funding.

The institutions can´t pay for modern equipment, the employees are overworked and underpaid (most skilled leave anyways) etc. etc. It gets worse and worse over time.

I am not saying private health institutions are better, both have serious problems, but as someone with a decent income you should always prefer private state healthcare.

>up 60% in DDD

When is /smg/ jumping on 3D printing? Boom is coming

>>24566187
>I want to be in GME because I want to be on the ride with anons. Whatever happens it's going to be a wild ride, I want to be part of it.

that's why i bought at $10 and sold half at $15 while still holding the other half, with a stop loss at break even. now i get to be part of the ride risk-free as long as it stays above $10.

>>24566201
never eat where you shit, this only causes problems in the long run

>>24566125
lol anyone who could go back in time would buy as many btc as they could in 2010

>>24566140
No. Just buy outright.

DCA paradoxically js timing the market for people who think they're smart and "don't want to time the market".

DCA makes total sense when you have a 5k wage and spend 500 bucks a month buying SPY. That is DCA done right.

>>24566125
>i think obviously anyone who could go back in time would love to dump all of their money into GME at $6/share after the ER.
at the very least, i remember /smg/ discussing that GME was still net cash $5/share after Q2

i still don't understand why that one anon bought at $8 then sold at $6. All the GME bagholders were immediately redeemed after a couple red days because it turned out the dip was unironically fake and just manipulated by short sellers (+10 million increase in short interest over that period)
thankfully they're out of ammo for Q3 this time thanks to reddit bagholders taking a good chunk of the float. Borrow fee increased from 7% to 17% recently

>>24566174
What I was talking about is similar to DCA, but is not DCA (I think). It's also kinda similar to the Martingale strategy/doubling down but not the same because there's limited risk.
The rationale is that if it recently dipped it's likely to regress to the mean and grow faster than it would normally do, so maybe that offsets the opportunity cost of having the money parked while waiting for the dip. Or it could be even invested in something else as long as that second asset wasn't too correlated to the S&P.

>>24566168
no faggot, i was saying you were wrong, I was only saying you said I was wrong and you are wrong and you still didn't point where i was wrong
btw no my feelings are not hurt!!!

>>24566243
What I'm talking about is not exactly DCA. It's more of a mean reversion strategy. See >>24566248

>>24566267
You said I was wrong to say that you were wrong which is wrong because you were actually wrong even though I was also wrong but saying you were wrong wasn't wrong, so you were wrong to say I was wrong.

>>24566201
Say you will grab a coffee after work and ask if "anyone" wants to come along.
If she finds an excuse, she's not. If she comes along, then you can have a nice not-date date.

>>24566285
>>24566267
it doesn't matter that much my dudes

>>24566279
I'd really not try to bet on 50% world ending crashes. Chances are you will be stuck with 25% in SPY and 75% cash.
Just buy.

>>24566140
Don´t listen to these cunts, their advice would be ok in a normal environment, but the fucking market is inflated as fuck. Just look at the 2000 dotcom bubble, it will take you years if the bubble collapses.

It all depends on your view of the future:

1. If you bet that the FED will keep pumping the markets and they can control everything, you can expect the markets to rise even higher and it would be better to buy it right now.

2. If you think that the FED can´t control everything and there might be an event which will result in a liquidity crisis and a bust of the bubble, you should stick to your plan.

The problem for me is that I don´t want to bet against the FED, but on the other hand I know that these cunts are incompetent and can´t control the markets.

>>24566228
>that's why i bought at $10 and sold half at $15 while still holding the other half,
you say this often i recognize you by now

Remember why you're making your gains /smg/

>In June, elites at important international institutions such as the World Economic Forum and the United Nations launched a far-reaching campaign to “reset” the global economy.

>The plan involves dramatically increasing the power of government through expansive new social programs like the Green New Deal and using vast regulatory schemes and government programs to coerce corporations into supporting left-wing causes.

>The two justifications for the proposal, which has been aptly named by its supporters the “Great Reset,” are the COVID-19 pandemic (the short-term justification) and the so-called “climate crisis” caused by global warming (the long-term justification).

>According to the Great Reset’s supporters, the plan would fundamentally transform much of society. As World Economic Forum (WEF) head Klaus Schwab wrote back in June, “the world must act jointly and swiftly to revamp all aspects of our societies and economies, from education to social contracts and working conditions. Every country, from the United States to China, must participate, and every industry, from oil and gas to tech, must be transformed. In short, we need a ‘Great Reset’ of capitalism.”

>Internationally, the Great Reset has already been backed by influential leaders, activists, academics and institutions. In addition to the World Economic Forum and United Nations, the Great Reset movement counts among its the International Monetary Fund, heads of state, Greenpeace and CEOs and presidents of large corporations and financial institutions such as Microsoft and MasterCard.

>But in America, most policymakers – including President-elect Joe Biden – have been relatively quiet about the Great Reset, leaving many to speculate what a Biden administration would do to support or oppose this radical plan.

Something's going to happen with TSLA after the S&P 500 inclusion. Too many normies and Redditors are profiting from it.

>>24566245
to be fair i used to be in at around $7 and i sold when some anon said it was crashing from $9 downwards. ended up having to buy back in at $10 and literally just said fuck it im holding until at least Q4 earnings or a major pump. christmas came early with the MSFT news.

more and more often now i feel like the key to success in the markets as a trader is one of two things: 1) you do proper FA on a stock and DCA into that shit, using TA to determine what is "low" and what increments to buy more at based on volatility, and you literally just fucking hodl that shit even if it goes down as long as the FA thesis remains true, or 2) you trade strictly intraday using TA only and have strict risk/reward on every trade, which has been fully backtested and optimized using a system, where you consider all price action to be random and you're just using your edge to be profitable over a large sample size of trades.

as long as you pick one (or hell both, i do both myself), you should be fine i think. it's the people who try to min/max the overnight stuff that get fucked imho. if you get into a meme stock you think could at most drop 50% put in an amount of money you don't mind losing 50% of, it's that simple.

I was finally green and then decided to impulse buy meems. How do I stop doing this?

>>24566314
There are three things you never bet against. The Fed, the rat and the willingness of white women to be consumer sow attention whores.

>>24566311
how do you stomach bagholding cash though when it lost like 5% of its value (PLUS whatever you lost for missing out on gains) since November

as soon as I trim position to have some cash, I immediately have this painful urge to buy equities immediately. I was 30% cash for a few days since I wanted to hedge against a dip, and it was the worst feeling ever. GME was going up from $14 to $16 and I couldn't even feel the usual dopamine at all because I kept thinking of the opportunity cost I was paying on that 30% cash. It was so fucking awful and it made me admit I wasn't in stocks to make money, I was only it in for the dopamine rush so I immediately bought GME at the top at $16 again

>>24566375
Same way you fight any other addiction like fapping or alcohol, by staying busy.

>>24566365
I'm not very worried about this because I don't see this group as a threat to the existing nation-state model of the world

>>24566311
That was a simplified example. You could have as many steps as you wanted (as long as you can buy sufficiently small positions). For example you could buy each time it drops 1%. And you could have a 1% TP so even if the market churns for a while you could still be making more money than you would just holding. And we assume the market can never reach 0, therefore it must have (trended) mean reversing properties.

>>24566237
i mean yeah take your pick. point is, of course the stock market or similar things are easy if you literally know the future. the problem is you don't know the future before it happens, and even the best setup could be wrong, or some black swan event could happen unexpectedly, that's what makes the game so difficult because it creates "risk". if you literally knew the future there would be no risk.

that's why hindsight posts are the dumbest shit. of course it's easy to say stuff after the fact. what you want to try to find in the market are "truisms", things that are as highly predictable as possible and happen with regularity, that you can count on. it's very hard to find them but that's generally how people make money. a good example would be understand how to short volatility because it's a mean-reverting phenomenon, or how the 200 hour and 200 day MA's are institutional benchmarks specifically on those time frames. or how short squeezes work when a stock with a high short float gaps up bigly.

you form strategies around shit like that and you end up doing much better.

>>24566433
>Same way you fight any other addiction like fapping or alcohol
Oh then never.

>>24566437
>Treaty of Westphalia of 1648 established the modern concept of sovereign nation states
>Treaty of Memephalia of 2020 establishes the Great Reset

>>24566375
Nothing wrong with buying memes, so long as its not a sizeable amount of your portfolio. There's something to be said for velocity plays because a stock is popular.

>>24566373
i don't disagree with the FA
my problem with GME though is focusing too much on FA that I've missed out on like 4 scalping opportunities that would be $5k-$10k quick scalp, especially on Monday fuck me. It's uncanny how TA matters so much for GME short-term, but i guess that's what happens when there's essentially $2 billion worth of shares floating around

i still dunno if I wanna attempt scalping. Maybe I might scalp with 20% of my position after $20 or something because if I screw up I would have wanted to trim anyways

>>24566332
good, i hope enough people learn from it. too many anons shoot for the moon and end up shooting themselves in the foot, turning a winning trade into a loser because they got too greedy.

or even just the stress involved. once you sell half for a nice profit well above your cost basis, you can rest easy. worst case scenario i get stopped out on the other half, but i already made money. if it keeps going up, im still in the game making more. literally can't lose. i want other anons to learn from this, because protecting your capital is the #1 rule in this game. making profits is secondary. it doesn't matter if you make $1 million if you then lose $2 million, which legitimately happens to people btw.

>>24566448
I think it is a good strategy and a pyramid model is a good risk adjusted way of investing (you spend more % of your money the lower it drops)

BTW for the leafs who trade with a TFSA

does intraday scalping work out fine? I'm trying to think of a situation where I might screw up and end up with a negative balance in my TFSA again, but the only way that happens is if you sell shares to buy calls i think

like I could daytrade like 10 times, but since all the cash and sales settle T+3 at the same time, it won't matter in the end I think?

>>24566490
imho the best way to play meme stocks is to buy in, sell half on a major pump, and hold the other half in case the dream becomes reality somehow. GME is a rare opportunity to potentially get an infinity squeeze, i don't want to miss out on that. now i get to gamble on that possibility risk-free. if they ever call a vote which forces shares to be called in, my theory being that it's due to a buyout (some think Cohen but i could honestly see MSFT maybe, you never know), things are gonna get crazy real fucking quick. AMTD maxes me out at putting a sell limit order at around $800/share, so that's where i have mine because fuck it why not. even if it doesn't work out im still in profit, chilling. you do you, though.

>>24566513
I would say it really depends on the stock. I think you did completely the right thing with GME as it's a risky long term (more than a year for example) hold. Most of the stocks I buy though, I don't take profit from I just hold them. Some exceptions like WKHS which I'm still holding but I've taken a bit of profit when it was higher

Most of my stocks are more boring stable companies and it's better not to take profit. Even some of the meme stocks, for example PLTR, I haven't sold any of my shares of that

>>24566365
our gains would be worthless if that shit happens
they wont allow "new" rich people

>>24562991
listen here jack

corsair 100 EOY

>>24566600
you are missing the point, they lure in retail with insane gains, crash the markets and make people more dependent on the government.

Anons should I go to stocktwits from time to time? They seem to be somewhat redpilled and it is neatly organized.

>>24563031
When "the vaccine" isn't the miracle drug everyone expects it to be.

>>24566513
i don't disagree but I would also rather make that decision when there's actually concrete details (Q3) regardless of whether it dumps or pumps after Q3.
I've always leaned towards FA so i wouldn't be able to stand trimming GME right now when it's such an unusual situation that's shaping out to be very similar to TUP, yet with much lower risk. Both GME and TUP were valued at 0.05x of revenues at one point, the difference being that it was exaggerated for GME from their massive share buybacks rather than a real risk of bankruptcy

also I think people are forgetting the tax benefits from CARES act and goodwill impairment could be huge for Q3 (like for Nordstrom)

>>24566588
on the boring companies i swing trade the dips. this has been a pretty fucking crazy year to learn to trade in for a lot of people, i have a really good strategy for swing trading solid, boring companies, but i really want the risk of a black swan event to go away for awhile and hopefully return to the next 10 year bull run before another bust cycle happens. still seems like even if you get caught buying the top whenever the next covid crash style event happens, if you just hodl you'll be fine, which is a bit comforting. just avoid anything like the dot com bubble and it's fine which is why im trading shit like KO and HD instead of FAGMAN

>>24566637
I only go there to watch at penny stocks. I'd never buy any of them, but the Pajeets and boomers trying to do TA at $0.14 is so pathetic it makes me feel better about myself.

I bought SQQQ calls Friday. Is this dumb?

Is opening an IRA account a bad idea/scam? Need big brain advice.

>>24566678
You're weeks too early.

>>24566532
Why not just use a margin account or at least a RRSP account? It's unlikely you're going to get a TFSA audit until you account is 230k+ but I think they'll look back on all your history and use it to determine if you were conducting business activity, which you were because of the scalping and short duration trading. Then they'll force you to take all the gains out and pay taxes on it. I've been keeping my TFSA as clean as possible to avoid this happening, but I'm at around 200k so it makes sense for me to project my contribution amount and keep growing it for tax free retirement income.

>>24563742
fucked myslef sold Luminar (GMHI) last week when I broke even on it at 13.60$ 1k shares, I held for months. to see it go to fucking 30$ this week, I basically pissed away 20k$ because I am dumb.

>>24566638
When the vaccine long-term side effects are proven to be worse than coronavirus itself. The amount of people sterilised by them in 5 years will be funny

>>24566638
just think about this, we had millions of people who got infected with Covid and we know how high the survival chances of young people are. There is a chance of over 99% that you will survive this shit.

On the other hand you have a vaccine which got tested on less than 200k people and you don´t know how children or older people will react.

You might have fewer symptoms or negative effects as a healthy person if you just get infected

>>24562950
Fuck NIO

>>24564565
They tend to stick around if they like you. Also make sure they don't know you have a 7 figure meme portfolio.

>>24563458
Holy fuck you're autistic, put your fucking dick in her already, she's begging you for it and you're too stupid to realise it.

>>24566365
so what exactly does this entail

>>24566727
The EV bubble is imploding, just short it

>>24566682
In terms of financial mechanisms, Roth IRAs are legitimately the best retirement account you can have. It should be the second retirement account you contribute to, after an employer-matched 401k (which is free money).

>>24566700
that's true.. when I switch over to interactive brokers soon I'll probably open a margin account on the side

my TFSA is around mid 5 figures right now thanks to GME so I was hoping I could still get away with it a few times. I mean just one successful scalp with this capital would basically be a new desktop for free plus a legit nice office chair, maybe even a mattress and pillow, and a sit stand desk. It still pains me that I basically missed out on a "free" $10K paycheck from Monday in hindsight

>>24563501
Is this "code" for an English car and engine manufacturer?

>>24566753
Massive gains for insect meat stocks

>>24566773
I'm going to take my gains and move into something else. I think EV is a good long term hold but I don't trust holding Chinese stocks for the long term

>>24563563
It means you've learned that nights and especially weekends are when the real meme stock discussions take place, and that market hours are a bunch of idiots pink wojaking because their stocks went down 0.5%.

>>24565972
Please explain to me like I'm retarded. Are you saying you only do index funds and no individual stonks?

>>24566656
i mean that's fine as long as you recognize it's a "higher risk but higher reward" sort of situation for you in that case. i always prefer to scale out because i recognize i could be wrong, or some kind of black swan event could happen outta nowhere through no fault of my own. i learned the hard way that current events that have seemingly nothing to do with your stock can still tank your shit, examples for me being when i was in SGMO during the US-China trade war (when Trump put tariffs on $3b of chinese goods and it tanked the market, "but that has nothing to do with my biotech that has good news coming in for a hemophilia drug" i thought, as it dropped over 30%) and then the covid crash when i was up bigly on AMD and thought i could hodl it forever and it came all the way back down and stopped me out at break even and went lower. "but covid has nothing to do with AMD it's still a great company and it gets its stuff from Taiwan not China!" i thought.

i just don't trust shit anymore. scaling out is an important hedge against uncertainty imho, i learned it from no nonsense forex:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE&vl=en
>https://nononsenseforex.com/trade-management/forex-money-management-scaling-out/

>>24565993
sauce

>>24566773
>>24566801
RIDE, WKHS and FSR look a bit cheaper now might be a good time to buy and hold long. I also think there's a possibility of a RIDE WKHS merger maybe with GM being part of it

>>24566737
>Touching 3DPD
Lmao

>>24566838
True, I just wonder how much they'll go down when the bubble pops before stabilizing and going back up. I think EVs are a good hold for 5+ years though.

Where the fuck are the people calling HCAC a pajeet SPAC. Cramer himself said it's a buy and spent 5 minutes talking about it, not alone that Jay Leno made a video on it.

>>24566872
EV companies prices are ridiculous compared to other car brands. And guess what? They sell cars, just another type of them. This bubble is retarded and overhyped. Tesla will collapse soon and will drag all the other companies with it to penny stock levels

>>24566656
>TUP
I missed so many 3+ baggers this year. I had some of those stocks but sold them for ~20%. I could be up 5000%. Instead I'm sitting here with 150%.

I wonder how many of the smaller EVs get picked up by GM or larger companies. There's certainly an appetite for it, albeit misguided with NKLA being a prime example of big auto not understanding the space.

Alright, rate my plan my niggers
I am going to buy 300 shares of VOO and that's it. I will continue to DCA into VOO until I die.
Is this a solid plan?

>>24566894
While I understand that, do you think they'll get scooped up by the main car companies like >>24566924
said?

>>24566201
Don't date a coworker, you're asking for trouble.
Doesn't matter how badly she wants the dick, her gender made office romance the absolute minefield for men that it is, they can suffer for it.

>>24566773
>>24566894
Post your TSLA short or shut the fuck up.

>>24566824
>"higher risk but higher reward"
see if there wasn't the paying-off-debt news and the microsoft news, i would agree

GME is coming out of bankruptcy valuations that it's a case where downside remains *relatively* low (because it's still priced dirt cheap.. at 0.15x of revenues) but upside is crazy without a squeeze. Again like TUP or other stocks like that (like OVV for example in oil/natural gas sector, going 5x while everything else in oil dipped back close to March valuations)
I'd gladly risk part of my unrealized gains and just focus on the fundamentals. I had a price target of $20 even BEFORE the microsoft news. And again it's only been 3 months

>>24566191
>3 days old
>a literally who of shopping channels

>>24563790
Meme casino stock, at mercy of ccp stock, boomer warmonger stock, mystery spac... If your gambles fail, RTX will put you at breakeven in a few years

>>24566722
>>24566726
My brother and my GF work for medical institutions. Neither are front line workers, but they are forced into getting the flu vaccine every year.
Both of their institutions told them that the COVID vaccine would be optional.
There's something going on.

>>24566201
If you're ok with losing the job, go for it. Otherwise stop being such an autist and git good at talking to women

>>24567088
Illuminati confirmed.

>>24567088
it's a vaccine that's had less than a year of clinical trials
healthcare practitioners would have the most knowledge to be wary of a new drug what with shit like thalidomide happening in the past

>>24566633
You think the CEOs of these big companies will be happy about their net worth dropping by half.

>>24567132
>thalidomide
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/23/health/thalidomide-fda-documents.html

interesting. never heard of this before, doing some googling and reading over my cuppa this morning.

>>24566933
Do spy instead and sell covered call options 3x a week per 100 shares

>>24565855
I will happily subsidize childcare workers, janitors, nurses, and people with severe health or social problems. The miggers with zero loyalty or sense of community beyond their relatives are the problem.

>>24566289
This also works because it makes her feel like shes making the decision.

>>24567268
Oh and makes her aware that you're not a socially inept autist. Many layers.

new thread when?

>>24566933
>no leverage
you'll make it... but you'll be 70 years old when you do.

>>24566201
if you plan on being there for more than a year do NOT eat where you shit

t. was with a ho for 3 years, broke up, continued to live with her for a month AND work with her for 6 months after that. It was hell

>>24567293
Present your oven and I'll bake some bread, if you know what I mean.

>>24567201
well it's the classic fuck up that everyone refers

realistically nowadays i'd be more concerned about being the 1 in 1000000 unlucky bastard that suffers from a rare adverse reaction from the vaccine, but that's a risk with any drug really
I'm glad the vaccine is delayed for Canada for better or worse since at least there'll be millions more who beta test the vaccine for me. At least I can be sure that there isn't a 1 in 1,000,000 fatal side effect that can't be managed with epipen or steroids at least

>>24567313
>Dating hos
You're on the business board and you dont even know you're supposed to rent them out?

>>24566924
likely zero. they are doing their own shit. If anything I could see TSLA absorbing some companies if they have a tech innovation that daddy musk wants

>>24567301
I don't fuck with leverage. I just want non-schizophrenic gains.
>>24567240
will this prevent me from collecting the divvy?

>>24567332
>well it's the classic fuck up that everyone refers to
>https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/medical/comparing-thalidomide-scandal-with-covid-vaccine-is-insulting-consultant-stresses/ar-BB1bzHhD

lmao

>>24567359
You still hodl the stock, you just cant do anything with those 100. Besides, the divvy is what? <2%?

>>24567361
kek ok i didnt mean to be a retard anti vaxxer but yeah lol
doesnt hurt to be skeptical

>>24567390
I think 300 SPY would generate around 1.5k a year in divvies. Doesn't even compare to just selling calls for maybe 2 weeks but I'm looking to go passive with my folio

>>24567390
>>24567411
If you sell a call a few times you don't get divvies anymore? That doesn't sound right, I was pretty sure you got divvies if you held the stock when divvies were handed out.

>>24567293
nevr
ded
rip /smg/ genrul

>>24567411
That's fair, but options are relatively low maintenance if they're pretty far Out of the Money. With 3 youd be able to buy like one extra share for literally clicking a couple buttons on your phone.

>>24567446
You get them as long as you still had them at the time, yes.
>>24567479
Literally just*

>>24567472
dis last /smg/ genrul of all time cause no new thred
rip in piece nevr 5get

>>24567518
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk

>>24567479
>>24567504
>You will never be rich enough to afford 100 shares of SPY
Maybe I can afford a FUCKING ROPE

new thread you lazy shits
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>>24563790
looks good

Rate my holdings. Am I doing well?