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24565833 No.24565833 [Reply] [Original]

>NAME!
>THAT!
>SHITCOIN!

I’ll start:
>you heard of amazon aws & microsoft azure dude?
>you know like the cloud?
>this is gonna be bigger than both of em bro
>C O M B I N E D
>this shit is gonna be like the google of blockchains man i’m telling you
hints:
>literally just a tokenized API
>/biz/ thinks this thing is going straight to the top 5 on cmc
NAME
THAT
SHITCOIN!

>> No.24565844

>>24565833
Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc,etc

>> No.24565851

>>24565833
Chainlink, lock it in

>> No.24565874

>>24565833
API3, get in apes, we're going to the moon!

>> No.24565885

>>24565833
Iexec

>> No.24565896

Waves, easy whats the prize?

>> No.24565898
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>>24565851
>>24565874
>>24565885
I’m sorry sirs
>you are NOT the shitcoinnionaire

>> No.24565901

>>24565833
GRT?

>> No.24565902
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24565902

iExec RLC
t. bagholder

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>>24565844
disqualified from competition
we will see you in kleros court

>> No.24565953
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24565953

>>24565901
You, sir...
ARE THE SHITCOINNIONAIRE!
>LET’S SEE WHAT HE’S WON!

>> No.24565960

>>24565833
I know this one, it's tether!

>> No.24565974

>>24565953
Please retake pic with toilet roll straight and correct way round. Thanks.

>> No.24566007

Next question:
>i know you hate the term “ethereum-killer” but this is actually it like for real this time
>the problem with all the other chains is consensus bro, they figured it out
>you heard of ari juels bro?
>well let me just say this project happens to have a lead working in cornell’s blockchain department...
>okay no it’s not actually ari but it’s practically the same thing dude they work in the same department
>no dude “associate professor” is still a full-time member he’s the real deal
>but anyway yeah you can’t actually buy it in the U.S. yet unless you have like a vpn or something just wait though it’ll blow up soon

>> No.24566017

>>24566007
AAVX or what it was called ?

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>>24565953
Oh my! Thank you Rajesh!

>> No.24566035

>>24566007
>Ethereum killer
And yet again, API3 comes in to mind, if your not in this hidden gem, STAY POOR!

>> No.24566038
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24566038

>>24566017
IT’S A NEW RECORD FOLKS!
FASTEST WINNER IN NAME THAT SHITCOIN HISTORY!

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24566070

>>24565898
just fucking tell us what it is!

>> No.24566092

Next, the “Challenge” round:
>this coin has a mkt cap under $5M and daily volume under $100k
>this coin has an entirely anonymous dev team, a sure sign of promise
>this coin promises the potential to verify “humanness” and make reCAPTCHA obsolete
NAME!
THAT!
SHITCOIN!

>> No.24566143
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>>24566070
please do the readful sir
>>24565901
>>24565953

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>>24566092
Is is IDENA?

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>>24566193
TELL HIM WHAT HE’S WON, SUPREET!
>it’s what every boy dreams of when he thinks of mom’s home cooking
>easy to make, easy to eat, even easier to excrete!
>it’s a lifetime supply of...
>GOLDEN CURRY!

>> No.24566333

Now it’s time for the LIGHTNING ROUND!
>3 coins
>1 hint per each
>you must successfully guess all 3 to win the JEWEL OF INDIA!
Here we go...
>1. This “chainlink-killer” was caught literally copypasting chainlink’s code in their github commits
>2. This “green” token taught an entirely new generation of world history why you should NEVER, EVER trust the eternal saxon
>3. This massive ICO from years past left anons scratching their heads over a certain well-known “question” while the devs were scratching their itchy palms! Uh-oh, it looks like they (((know)))!

>> No.24566350

>>24565833
What race is this guy

>> No.24566358

>>24566254
No, it needs to be indian curry

>> No.24566361

>>24566350
(I am actually Taleb in a wig, don’t tell anyone my stage name)

>> No.24566376

>>24566333
>>1. This “chainlink-killer” was caught literally copypasting chainlink’s code in their github commits
API3

>2. This “green” token taught an entirely new generation of world history why you should NEVER, EVER trust the eternal saxon

Phone an anon

>3. This massive ICO from years past left anons scratching their heads over a certain well-known “question” while the devs were scratching their itchy palms! Uh-oh, it looks like they (((know)))!

50/50

>> No.24566404

>>24566358
What, you thought just because everyone outsources to us that we can’t outsource too?
>*No refunds or cash compensation available for prizes awarded ごめんなさいバカ外人

>> No.24566413

>>24566361
>reverse image search him
>some jeet
>Worth HALF A BILLION
Motherfucker he is one lucky Indian

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>>24566376
(As an aside, I love that anons have found three different viable scenarios to call API3 the shitcoin in question and not a single one of them has actually been it)
>>24566413
How else do you think I was able to make all these overnight crorepatis?

>> No.24566467

>>24566254
Omomom thank you sir this is delicious

>> No.24566598

>>24566333
tick tock sirs, you surely will not want to miss this BEAUTIFUL prize!

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>>24566598
Oh no! Unfortunately, time has run out, and the Jewel of India has been aggressively courted by gentlemen of the public on her walk to the studio. Better luck next time!
The answers were:
>JUSTlink
>Lition
>Bancor

Coming up next, the MATH round!
I’ll give you three digits — only three digits — and you have to tell me what shitcoin it all adds up to. Are you ready?
>0
>2
>5
Math round... start!

>> No.24567098

>>24566855
Link in two weeks? And checked

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>>24567098
I’m sorry sir, you too, are NOT the shitcoinnionaire!
The correct numerals for “Chainlink” would have been:
>1,000,000 stinkies
>every 7 days
>all 52 weeks of the year

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24567739

I don't have an answer but I just wanted to say I appreciate you OP

>> No.24567869

>>24565833
What is RLC?

>> No.24567885
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24567885

yes

>> No.24568252

>>24566855
520 (520)
Price 0.006

>> No.24568299

>>24565833
So can you back up your GRT claims or is this one giant shill