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Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:27:37 2020 No.24564334 [Reply] [Original]

I am the only real person on this board. In fact I am the only real person in this Universe. It's all a simulation of my mind, including you. Which means if I die, you die. As well as your family. Since I am God, it is in your best interest to transfer your Ethereum to me in order to make my life as comfortable as possible. You don't need it, you are an NPC who can live with 0 dollars in his bank account. When I was 7 my mom used to tell me that the left is the direction of the dead and the darkness and the right is the good and light, now nearly 20 years later the left are literally demonic beings from hell in the form of Antifa and Bill Gates trying to subvert the entire human race as all of humanity is now facing such things as The Great Reset which are all threatening the lives of every single person. It's all like a child's fantasy, my fantasy. I am God, or The Nobody. Only I am real. Make my life as comfortable as possible, and this will reflect onto your lives as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:29:34 2020 No.24564359 >>24564334 ur mom gay lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:29:51 2020 No.24564362 Well then that means you can manipulate the reality of yours we live in so hurry up and make line go up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:30:25 2020 No.24564368 Sent ;-)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:30:37 2020 No.24564371 >>24564359 it's a man

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:31:28 2020 No.24564388 >>24564362 It's hard, this world is like my fantasy and dream. It is controlled by my emotions and subconscious, but I don't think I can impact it directly. Unless I gain the equivalent of lucid dreaming in this reality.

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Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:33:10 2020 No.24564409

>>24564368
I don't know if that would work, anon. Sending me money would help keep me alive, which would ensure you and your family don't suddenly disappear together with this entire world. But I'm not sure I can control my fantasy yet. What you need to focus on, is keeping me alive no matter what. If I live then you won't die because of my death. You can die of other things, but not because of me. So keep me alive and safe for your own sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:35:10 2020 No.24564426 >>24564334 Sendent ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:36:01 2020 No.24564430 File: 9 KB, 205x245, 12743812786871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24564334 >op plagiarizes an anime, the thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:36:02 2020 No.24564431 >>24564334 Per pee poo poo >check these digits kek proves me real

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:36:15 2020 No.24564433 ok schizo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:37:23 2020 No.24564444 >>24564388 You are unironically schizophrenic, take your meds or seek help

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:38:26 2020 No.24564453 >>24564444 quads of calling posters schizo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:38:55 2020 No.24564462 File: 47 KB, 602x481, BatemanDigits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24564444 checked, please seek help op

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:40:01 2020 No.24564466 >>24564334 Imagine being god and making yourself an annoying fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:41:04 2020 No.24564477 >>24564444 Damn 4x4. Kek says take your meds OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:43:38 2020 No.24564500 >>24564430 haruhi?

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Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:44:08 2020 No.24564502
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>>24564334
The most fucked up thing about this post is that it's true, because I am you and you are me. We are the collective consciousness experiencing ourselves. Woah, I'm going to bed. Goodnight me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:44:50 2020 No.24564508 >>24564334 Funny thing, iam thinking the same thing about you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:45:39 2020 No.24564515 File: 971 KB, 1106x1012, 1607153408050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24564334 why did you make me fart in that elevator OP? what kind of fucked up God are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:49:13 2020 No.24564546 >>24564500 sometimes I forget that 4chan was originally an anime forum

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:53:02 2020 No.24564589 File: 80 KB, 750x1000, yingyang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24564334 so now. does anything change for you knowing that this is a simulation? whats the difference as if this would really be real? no difference

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 05:53:20 2020 No.24564591 File: 156 KB, 432x245, a02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24564546 Kyon-kun denwa

>>	Bиктopия Tecля Sat Dec 5 05:54:50 2020 No.24564602 Recently I found a new platform, duckdao.io, seems legit. Has anyone taken part in their Hunters Season, what can you say about DDIM? Wanna know your opinion before investing.