/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24559068
Jerk off in company toilet

>>24559068
jesus, if normies only knew how fragile everything is under the hood.....

>>24559080
this and desperately try to convince others that whatever the fuck they do is important and interesting

>>24559068
>Isn't everything basically coded already?
Kind of from what ive seen, i always try to look for shortcuts and always find them lol.
Like picasso said, good artists create great artist steal.

>>24559094
>he said, posting on a functioning message board that allows him to easily communicate and post images to millions of other retards

They all work at startups by some rich chink or boomer that made it in real estate or something trying to make the "next Facebook" and just dick around all day until they either run out of money or get bought out by Facebook.

Or they actually work for companies like Twitter or Facebook and spend all their time working on data mining and censorship applications.

>>24559128
case in point
this website was created by an adolescent

>>24559110
I code utilities for myself when performing large batch operations on my server. On a corporate scale this obviously becomes a lot more important, so there are always new artists. But the general ideas are all rooted in math, algorithm analysis and time complexity etc for certain ideas are fleshed out so you usually take an approach and modify its methodology for your use case

>>24559068
I’ve been smoking weed and following crypto charts mostly today. I guess I coded some stuff, too.

>>24559068

coders basically cut and paste stuff from github. its literally just glorified data entry desu. you just need to learn a few simple language so you can read what you are copying then your "project lead" emails you new things to cut and paste and you just do it usually while masturbating continuously because you alwasy have to be on a computer and most people can control the urge to fap to thots all day if its right there ya know?

>>24559068
Yeah most stuff is already coded, if it's not a new company usually its just maintenance an fixing bugs and PM jerking off to shitty ideas that generally don't take off.

>>24559196
>cut and paste stuff from github. its literally just glorified data entry desu
imagine being this much of an idiot

>>24559169
No like my dad asked me to make him a website that lists people, gives them a rating and can only be accessed via login.
And lo and behold i found something that was almost custom made for that purpose and more.
Corders have literarily thought of everything by now.
All you need to know is bash.

>>24559210
>PM
>>24559236
>imagine being this much of an idiot
sorry i meant PM not "project lead" no offense lol, be honest tho how often is your job hard? lmao

>>24559068
lots of reading

>>24559068
They mine Epic Cash.

>>24559143
>censorship applications
could you make some examples please?

Where can I find a solidity developer or a normal block chain dev which doesn't charge up the ass 4000$+ for copy-pasting shit that takes 5 minutes?

Are those custom tokens for 80$ legit?

>>24559210
is there one i can use to spend the night with a gerbil, no questions asked? I promise it will all go smoothly as i did this once in S America. it's really no big deal. So, do you?

>>24559462
You just want an erc20 token?
I'll do it for $80 worth of eth, we could unironically use kleros sirs. But the gas fees would be extra.

>>24559520
Here is proof that I've made a token in the testnet before btw.
And here is the contract address
0x346d4187874452fa1ab032497073c9d577e69a24
it only works on the rinkenby testnet though.

>>24559068
Great, just great OP. Now my perfectionist self is kicking into overdrive
>Don't pay that scammer 35$ to install Windows you can install Windows yourself
>Don't pay your cook.
>Don't pay 500$ for a token, it's a fucking token, it's not an entire blockchain.

>Oh my God why did you bother making an entire game engine from scratch? there's already so many other better engines than yours.
>Oh My God are you retarded? you could had just modded the game if you wanted a new game.
>OMG you modded everything except the important parts: physics, hitboxes, UI, combat, gravity. FallOut, Skyrim, Minecraft, Half Life still feel and play like shit.
>Paying you 1000$ for a game of Pacman? look I understand you make 4000$ a month, but fuck you, I'm not paying 1000$ dollaridos for a copy paste job.

>>24559080
Glad I’m not the only one who gets a little work jerk every now and again.

>>24559614
"I wanted WoW, no wait I wanted Minecraft, no wait I want Devil May Cry with WoW and Minecraft and Grand Theft Auto"
>Uhhh not possible
>FUCK YOU, you're lying to me. I'll find somebody who can even if it takes me 10 years.

>>24559614
>>24559688
and some people don't hate this world

>>24559068
competent mathematicians, physicists and chemistrists research new useful shit which will help computers, computer networks and ease human lives in the future once applied
nigger tier average coders are useless monkeys who fill up useless domains and receive tons of money for nothing while consuming for 10 people during their fatass lives

>>24559093

>under the hood metaphor

boomer confirmed

>>24559462
>>24559596

just deploy a DFO or ITEM. why limit yourself to erc20?

ethitem.com

>>24559952
My neighbor who develops face recognition algorithms (probably responsible for deep fakes) only gets paid a crappy 3000$ a month.

>>24559068
blockchain programming

>>24560113
How is DFO compared to Polkadot, Mastodon, Matic, etc.? does DFO have its own blockchain?

>>24559236
>imagine thinking youre all that

t. Retired programmee under 35.

>>24559068
Check the wfh threads, they're absolutely based

Coder for financial company here. Its mostly just modernization and optimization for data transfer/storage/retrieval. Day to day I'm just trying to get services to connect with one another

>>24559255
>bash
kek, the utilities I mentioned were actually in bash

>>24559094
Mind on the money
Money, on the mind

>>24559080
how do you even do this when there's a pajeet next to you dropping logs stinking up the whole room and dudes rolling in and out pissing on the walls

>>24559093
unironically this. software projects are like a massive web of shitty connections. if one connection breaks, other shit will break. things are very very fragile. one character changes can cause insane bugs in critical code

>>24559158
so? if it's so easy why aren't you making 300k like the rest of us, neet faggot