/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24544192
Kek

>>24544192
I swear I work with this person.

>>24544277
Tell us more.

>>24544277
I work with your mom and blow her cunt out in the break room every day

>>24544192
this if for you

I'm gonna start a franchise (they're not even that expensive) and make the wagecucks make money for me. There's no need to put in work to make them suffer - their existence is suffering enough.

>>24544192
Man you couldnt even make it in a mcdonalds

>>24544192
I bet you won't show up at the morning shift.

>>24544192
Working poorly at a wagecuck job is actually good for them. If you perform well, others will be expected to too. If you perform poorly, everyone can collectively slack because there’s no precedent to perform better.

>>24545579
>t. wagecuck

>>24544192

>>24545379
I worked at a big corporate supermarket franchise for 3 years and it was the best time of my life. Free food, drinks, cigarettes. Hooked up with the teenage girls who worked there. Chatted up local girls who came in to shop. Drank and smoked weed on the job. Sold stolen cigarettes and booze to local kids. Sold weed. Stole money from the till and safe. Hardly worked a day in those years.
My only regret is not putting my wagie gains into bitcoin. I was back 2009-12 that I worked there and if I had id be a millionaire today.

>>24545650
That may be true, however, if they adopt a lazy attitude their entire life - they relegate themselves to wagecuckery forever.

i would be a dishwasher if i didnt "have to make it".. best job i ever had, would do it for free if i didnt have to work

Why the fuck is this stickied??

>>24544192
>That way the wagecucks have to clamor to their next wagecuck job and loose on precious waggie savings which will take them months to make up for. If I get fired or cause the business to go under - I'll just move unto the next wagecuck job and make it a living nightmare for the waggies around me all over again.

Holy based

You should do this in different states and knock up co-workers only to leave the state the minute they break the news.

>>24546406
Dishwashing was soul draining for me, rather stay NEET

>>24544192
Get a job at the DMV. It'll be funny.

>>24544192
I quit the second I had give figs

Working is for the retards

>>24547565
good idea, but there's nothing I can do to make the wagies suffer there

>>24544192
>If I get fired or cause the business to go under - I'll just move unto the next wagecuck job
let me guess: you have never been employed?

>>24544192
Bump

>>24544192
>Worked in this cunt lawyers office
>One of the employees that had been there like 5 years finally couldn't take it anymore and told her to fuck off and just quit on the spot.
>Turns out the lady who quit did all of their billing, and had access to a lot of confidential medical information.
>Turns out she gave all of their secret passwords to the companies that we did business with a year or so before she quit.
> I don't remember what it was, but she did this because there was something that she had to do involving the passwords that was a huge pain in the ass for her, so giving them the passwords made her job 10x easier and she just didn't give a fuck.
Kek

>>24548089
What did it do to the law office?

>>24548304
Nothing illegal happened, so nothing. But if somebody used those passwords to do something illegal and their clients found out about it, then they could probably all sue the firm for breach of contract. It probably would've ruined them.

>>24545916
“Carrier opportunities”

>>24544192
Based

>>24544192
We need more people like you

>>24544192
>Be me
>Bored of college
>family is rich
>You have to get a job anon
>Work at local jail
>Watch TV and browse 4chan all day
>smuggle in cigs literally for free
>Now the inmates protect me
>no money involved so they can't trace anything to me
>jail to poor to afford cameras
>beat up women and niggers all day
>Sleep like a baby at night

I did that for about 4 years before I got bored

>>24550828
Ungodly based.

>>24545916
No you didn’t anon

>>24550896
It was actually super fun anon it was like everyone really cared about what happened. The other officers kinda considered that their career and took pride in it. The inmates would literally sell their friends out for a pack of cigs and you could get them to snitch on the same gang they tatted on their chest. You could even get them to jump people for you for something as simple as a ball point pen

Now when I finish my law degree and run for a comfy local gov job and ruin more peoples lives I can say I had a "back ground in law enforcement" and that I was "committed to the safety of my community" or "I worked first hand with people who needed a second chance the most"

>>24544192
when I make it, I shall rent an office building and hire wagies to do data entry for minimum wage, but I will not care about profits, instead I shall make it my mission to fuck with the wagies and make their life hell, and see how far I can push them

>install software on their computer to randomly switch keyboad characters around and occasionally ignore keyboard inputs, then punish them for having low accuracy
>force them to complete hours upon hours of mandatory diversity and equality webinars, with porrly designed and ambiguous tests at the end that they must re do from the start if they do not get at least 90%
>force them to do regular team building sessions with humiliating childish tasks, I will also hire the most annoying obnoxious roasties to lead these sessions
>I will create 'senior wagie' positions that earn an extra 20 cents per hour and force them to compete against each other to get these positions
>when the senior wagies to not perform to the 'standards' set they will suffer the humiliation of being demoted back to regular wagie
>wagies will be time monitored on everything they do, toilet breaks, lunch time, phonecalls - they will punch in and out, I wil force them to wear ankle monitors to track them entering and leaving the office if legal

>>24552239
Ooooooooooooo

You probably can't get away with the ankle monitor thing. Anyone with any dignity would refuse. But then again, if they accept, they'll be perfect for your mechanical turk.

>>24552239
trying too hard

>>24544192
Kek

OP keksimus maximus. based department strikes again

>>24544288
Mostly just
>shit-tier spaghetti code that reads like it was written by a markov chain trained on stackoverflow instead of a sentient being
>whatever you do, within a few weeks he will deliberately sabotage/break/destroy it in some way and then lie through his teeth that it’s something wrong with what you did
>steals code from other people’s git branches and submits PRs as if it’s his work
>randomly throws a fit over people not doing enough of his work for him
>won’t shut the fuck up in meetings saying totally non-substantive word salad nonsense
>or he’ll just refuse to talk at all like a child and schedule secret meetings later to restrict the flow of information
>will randomly glare at people for 1-3 minutes while they’re working (open office)
>goes on uncomfortable political screeds

>>24551127
Undeniably based

Please, try duckdao.io and give your thoughts about it.

I think it is an a great solution to mix both crypto game and investment system with long-term partnerships

>>24551127
Seek help. You are broken souls. Or a viel man /pig

>>24552779
He just sounds incompetent and neurotic.

>>24544192
just like how you're insane enough to do this, there are people who will take your interactions and convert them into absurdities that impact you

>>24551127
Based department? Hello? Yeah, I've got a big one this time. Send it on down to the redpilled division too.

>>24544192
This is why you're ngmi you will always be a wagie

>>24553475
What are they gonna do, kill him?

>>24544192
Based

>>24544192

Depending on how much I have after the golden bull run I’ll probably keep waging at my white collar job and blow 100% of the money on whatever I want. Spending 220k a year instead of investing 80% of it will be fun. I might quit if I come up with a good business idea but I’m pretty uncreative

>>24553395
I think he might be a sociopath desu. The last team he was on wound up disbanded and all reassigned or terminated.

>>24553721
Just start a snow cone stand as your first venture, it's such low effort and you can easily ditch it without caring.
>>24553771
Maybe, I thought sociopaths floated up the management chain with ease due to them not getting flustered with emotion, though.

>>24551127
>Now when I finish my law degree and run for a comfy local gov job and ruin more peoples lives I can say I had a "back ground in law enforcement" and that I was "committed to the safety of my community" or "I worked first hand with people who needed a second chance the most"
soon you will be living the dream brother

>>24552239
>force them to do regular team building sessions with humiliating childish tasks
baed

>>24544192
>wasting your limited time and mortality on something this petty and retarded
This is exactly why you won't make it

>>24551127
>>24554181
This reads like a 2013 4chan story

>>24553565
>>24554312
>waggie's ego is attacked as they know they are eternally bound to wagging