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24525198 No.24525198[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Give me the stock market basics

>> No.24525231

>>24525198
Go to >>>/smg/ and read the OP

>> No.24525267

>>24525198
First of all >>24525231

But second of all, drop stocks, buy Bitcoin

>> No.24525291
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24525291

Jew here. Buy companies that you regularly see in real life like PG, WMT, MCD, AMZN.
Literally the only analysis you should do is think to yourself "huh, I see that company alot, they must do well" and buy it
I'm not really kidding either.

>> No.24525339

>>24525231
>>24525267
I don't take financial advice from goys
>>24525291
Any webpages for tips Mr. Shekelstein?

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>>24525198

>> No.24525428

>>24525339
>Any webpages for tips Mr. Shekelstein?
amazon.com
microsoft.com
apple.com

>> No.24525442
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>>24525339
nigger literally just do as I say. Walk around. Me see Wal Mart. Me buy Wal Mart. It's EZ.

>> No.24525464

>>24525291
This. I started watching TV and letting ads play. If an ad is good enough to get stuck in my head, it is good enough to get stuck in a lot of other people's heads. Good ads, good stocks.

>> No.24525483

>>24525442
but what if he develops an affection towards walmart and starts spending more money there, practically destroying any chances for gains from stocks? what if he gets a walmart gf?

>> No.24525510

>>24525483
i don't know what the fuck you're talking about goy

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>>24525410
You probs look like pic related
>>24525428
I'm sorry Mr. Jew i didn't make it clear
Webpages that give tips and advice for trading and investing
>>24525442
I like your pic, post more
>>24525464
Makes sense I guess
>>24525483
I wish for a Walmart qt goth gf
>>24525510
Ayyyy lmao, this Jew is killing it