/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck CRSR I actually held all the way through this mess and I doubt it’s going to ever go back up now

>>24495699
Bobo is gay edition

>>24495699
I paint fire hydrants. It's actually a big business. You need to be certified to paint emergency utilities therefore not a lot of people end up doing it. I get paid to fly around the country and paint all sorts of fire hydrants. Hotels, air tickets, and travel is all paid for. One day they had a fire hydrant installed in the Bronx and there was a fire. Except they couldn't legally use the fire hydrant as it had not been painted yet. They rushed me out there in a cruiser to paint it as fast as possible so the fire fighters could get to their job and put out the fire. I paint fast too, half of the building was still standing by the time I was finished. It's a crazy job but it pays well plus I enjoy helping the community.

I posted this last thread but it was the end of the thread so I'm reposting it here, I just came over here from r/WSB because of PLNTR and was looking to see if you guys have other new stock picks? I see CLF a lot.

>he thought he was getting good info from the PLTR "dark pool" image

>>24495712
Checked, let's go for a third day of pinkies.

Bought Pfizer calls on Monday
Bought CLF calls at 11
Held my pltr calls from pre pump

This stonks thing is ducking easy

PLTR longs, you think you know better than one of the most prestigous stock research firms out there? Your shit is going below 20 lmao

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/palantir-stock-price-target-short-selling-position-citron-research-pltr-2020-11-1029845368

PLTR and CRSR dumping hurt me quite a bit. I withdrew from all my options positions and went into THCB for now.

Anyone look at Roblox and think it’s shit.

Debating between putting my money in Roblox or SRAC?

>>24495699
how do i buy leaps on clf?

>>24495731
>Except they couldn't legally use the fire hydrant as it had not been painted yet.

>>24495744
TLT is the only thing you should be longing right now.

>>24495731
What is this?

>>24495731
>What about Anon?
>He's painted every fire hydrant across the galaxy but lost every single one of his crew along the way.
>Is that the kind of person we want restoring our utilities?
>That's the only kind of person who CAN restore our utilities.

>>24495712
Can I interest you in more overpriced calls for memes stocks sir?

>>24495712
i just sold it its shit

>>24495712

>memes

I swear this entire fucking general is so retarded, plenty of people said sell below 36 threshold if it cant hold. it didn't, it wont find support for awhile and it will keep being retarded for along time before finally finding stable zone.

I bought this back in September and i wont touch it until Q4 2021 or Q1 2022

>>24495762
You will never be a woman.

Horse will never let's us down. The calvary is coming

>>24495813
Kek

hey guys whats a margin call, i got 5 of them

Thank you CLF anon

>>24495699
Get the fuxk over here you fucking faggot pfuck.

the memestock bubble pop has spooked me into buying RIOT/MARA and GLD

How much GME is too much GME? I could go 100%

i've never bought a stock at IPO before, what happens? what's it's like? does the price change instantly and you have to be really fast? does it stay at the offer price for a day or something?

>>24495794
>make $2K off covered calls
>lose $15K in unrealized gains for not selling the shares
was it worth it?

>>24495744
say nigger or leave

is that EM resident still here' Medfag still here, asking not to admit bilateral venous stasis changes as cellulitis!

>>24495744
Buy NAK before their IPO!!

>>24495866
Yeah

>>24495762
Haven't these firms occasionally been humiliated by having their predictions contradicted by the actual unfolding of history?

>>24495866
i wouldnt know, my cost basis is under $20

>>24495865
From my experience, there's a short dip after the initial hour(s). That's the time to buy.

>>24495840
it's when the market is crashing but you pull out some sick autist moves to become a millionaire
didn't you watch the movie?

Where's my LGVW Chad's at?

>>24495765
>https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/palantir-stock-price-target-short-selling-position-citron-research-pltr-2020-11-1029845368
remember. CRSR is a meme rgb fortnite company. THey can sell tons of shit, but they will NEVER branch out into other more respected sectors, like NVDA and AMD did.

meaning, CRSR wil NEVER be taken seriously, and their pump this year was purely due to some internet hype.

ITS OVER.

>>24495866
>>24495893
>covered
heh...

>>24495748
>Stock pops over 15% the next trading day
>HAHA RETARDS!!!!

What the fuck does “motion to reconsider was laid on the table” mean? They’re postponing the vote?

>>24495855
It's happening, my man. Market is going the way of the dodo this month. I'm sitting comfy on cash and TLT. You can keep day trading or swing trading, but I wouldn't hold anything overnight unless it's safe from an insolvency event.

You can listen or not, but it's going to happen pretty soon.

>>24495762
Oh look the guy that’s not trying to FUD is FUDing again

>>24495950
where do you guys get your fud. or do you all pull it out of your ass daily

>>24495862
i am 100% too bad i always do stupid shit i try to manage myself instead of just leaving it in GME

>>24495699
bobo has come to /smg/!

>>24495906
>Occasionally

Citron has been wrong on nearly all of its predictions that weren't blatant scams.

>>24495762
i'm not selling my fucking PLTR, bought it to keep. don't give two shits about the lemon guy

>>24495912
ok thanks

Whats the morning going to bring me?

>>24495971
Honestly with the Softbank NASDAQ whale options hitting expiry all in December. Expect some pull back.

I need all tech pajeets to POOMP TSLA going into dec 12 so I can get OTM put cheapies

>>24495699
threadly reminder that the stock market is a ponzi scheme and you're the greatest fools. now be good little goys and keep maxing out your tiny 401k lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOWwfOQ3Sc

What made clf go up?

>>24496012
>what is switching sectors out of the NASDAQ

>>24495950
>cash
US dollar is shitting itself

im waiting for Norbert's gambit to settle so I can convert my USD to CAD, and at this rate, i'd have been better off just paying the exchange rate fee outright. I cannot journal over my DLR.U into DLR.TO until Friday and it probably won't be processed until Monday aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>24495762
how do you fucking retards realize they open these shorts and then buy shares at the dip theyve created? they are allowed to do this as long as they disclose their positions, which they do.

>>24495918
Cathie bought the dip w/ 270k+. Did YOU anons buy the dip as well?

>>24496021
Jews

Ahh bros, its good to be holding AMD

>>24495865
You mean on the day it lists for public trading? Line jerks around all crazy usually. You don't really know what's going to happen.

>>24495971
DD

I fix carnival rides. It's actually a big business. You need to be certified to fix carnival utilities therefore not a lot of people end up doing it. I get paid to fly around the country and fix all sorts of gravitrons, ferris wheels, bumper cars, and travel is all paid for. One day they had a motherfucker lean back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. Except they couldn't legally reuse the gravitron as it had not been repaired yet. They rush me out there in a cruiser to paint it as fast as possible so the carnival workers could get to their job and start the machine again. I sew fast too, half of the canvas was still duct tapped by the time I was finished. It's a crazy job but it pays well plus I enjoy helping the community.

Are Yahoo conversations legit?

84

>>24495950
You mean you wish to happen.

I wish it to happen too, to pick up cheapies. But there is no certainty. "It's happening" no, you believe it may happen, but it is not certain.

I have some cash on the side to use, but I can't see the market stopping until we hit an unexpected event, which again, nobody can know, including you FUD.

>>24496018
>he's not maxxing out his 401K every year and hasn't seen it increase from 0-100K in TWO(!) years!

wheres the gay anon who told us to buy TGTX?

>>24495762
I bought under 10 and am not selling. You're a faggot.

CLF call flow. Huge money anticipating the press will be much higher than it is today. Selling now is stupid.

>>24496018
nice bait, but is old after the 3rd time or whatever it is.

>>24495699
Stock market going to explode, Brits are getting vaccinated by Christmas.

Threadly reminder to buy Air Coomada stocks for free money

>PLTR
It'll moon hardcore

>>24496045
that's kind of what i might have expected. so i suppose the most sensible thing is to wait and let it settle? there will probably be some insiders looking to cash in on some of their shares for example, pushing it down

it seems difficult to judge. don't want to overpay, don't want to miss the ride up. i really want a few shares of NAK2 next week

>>24496049
kinda fun and wholesome. what do you make a year after taxes?

>>24496029
Defaulting loans is deflationary. You can do what you want, but when people start defaulting on their loans the USD is going to go UP.

>>24495929
Anon you didn't sell naked calls did you? I don't think its likely either will pop back to those prices, but you're gonna get fucked one day when it goes wrong.

>>24496053
yahoo conversations are the last vestiges of boomers who think they know how the internet works.

Look at the NAK and HYLN convos, prime example!

>some day! soooooome day we will show them!!!!!!

>>24495802
Genuine buy signal. The news shook you out.

>>24496034
Hi cathie does your husband know you're trading stocks? I bought the dip with 75 shares. Ngmi babes

Guess who’s all in in SPACs again

>>24496034
Yes i did

>>24496136
explain why my USD is losing value so fast before I can change it to CAD with norbert's gambit

didnt we print more cash per capita than anyone else

>>24496021
CLFtranny

>LGVW up 6.5% in AH
where are the people that were spamming pajeet spacs?

Ironically, I made massive gains off of PLTR puts and used them to buy CLF calls.

>>24496176
Half of Mumbai?

how would you allocate 150k?

>>24495840
You get called by your broker to give you a bonus

>>24496010
>PLTR calls

you're fucked my guy

>>24496148
Oh I’m well aware of the risks but i hate reddit so much I had to do it. I can cover the losses if I need to buy them back anyway

>>24496184
lmao why CAD, they are even worse off than the US

Fuck you to all the faggots that told me to buy the CRSR dip. I’m literally unironically ruined af

>>24496065
Congrats, you bought his bags

>>24496230
did you miss the memo? it's going to pump tomorrow

>>24496247

see
>>24495923

>>24496204
More of a New Delhi bull myself

>>24496196
>have 5 CLF calls at a dec 11 expiry that already made me 40 off premiums in the 3 hours it was active
Max comfy

BLOOD CRAB FUTURES

>>24496084
What app is this?

>>24496247
Imagine being beaten by an index

>>24496242
because i borrowed CAD to cover a what was basically a margin call in my TFSA and now I need to convert it back to CAD to pay off the line of credit
and US dollar is losing value so fast that at this rate I was better off just paying -1.3% to convert it to CAD immediately

>>24496278
instagram

Is it too late to get into Pfizer? Still hasnt surpassed its 5 year high.

>>24496225
70% stock index funds, 20% bonds, 10% gold, rebalance monthly

>>24496260
Why?

>>24496247
Post ur loss, I promise not to laugh

>>24496304
Vaccine news is going to continue to pump it. What do you think?

>>24496130
>taxes?

Lmao

Quick econ lesson for everyone worried about $ deflation:
The $ deflates when foreign investment comes into the country as there is greater supply being brought back from abroad. In the short term this means increased market activity and higher stock prices, and higher inflation.

>>24496196
>PLTR $40 call 235 buys
>PLTR $50 call 25 buys
Ah, I see you're a degenerate gambler as well.

>>24496184
I can't tell you for a fact why it is devaluing so much right now. Inflation is complicated and usually correlated with a growing economy (which ours isn't). I'm assuming it's a byproduct of all the loans that have been on forebearance since March. Once they come off forebearance and everyone is defaulting on their loans (like in 08, essentially), it should rise. One sec, I am looking up some charts.

Here is some 3dpd while you wait

>>24495767
SRAC. Extra credit if you go into DMYD

>>24496313
idk, just my bet. it was down almost 15% today and $2.5 billion was purchased afterhours. even if it's in a downtrend, downtrends still have bounces. $22 seemed like support, and im assuming it will bounce of $20 as well

going to use a daytrade on weedstocks tomorrow. Probably Sundial and HEXO. should be an easy 5% at least retards love that shit

>>24496194
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I SOLD FOR A LOSS

>>24496059
Alright, I'm making a masterpost/new thread in a minute for /bears/. I am not saying I can time it, but I am saying that I am 75% certain it will happen in December and 95% certain it will happen by the end of January. And I am talking a 30-40% crash on the market.

buy spacs sir,

>>24496358
I was really convinced it was just a temporary dip. Damn near had a heart attack by Tuesday afternoon and that's what prompted me to buy puts.

i am financially ruined. postponed my flight training by about half a year by chopping my net worth in half

>>24496400
oh yeah? based on what?

>>24496348
dude you like 3d girls and you're a carnie (sorta?) Im thinking based

>>24496369
wasn't 2.5 billion, more like 20 million.

>>24496241
Ok as long as you know what the risks are. I'm sure people that were selling naked calls on TSLA prior to the S&P news thought they were geniuses. God speed.

>>24496429
>not lurking one day before posting
Go back.

>>24496182
How much?

>>24496400
pretty bold claim. how long have you been investing?

>>24496433
no, it was 2.5 billion. those numbers were in hundreds of shares

>>24496031
I thought the citrus people were short only though?

>>24496403
>buy spacs sir,

Palantir just bounced off lower resistance, which could be a possible dead cat bounce. if it breaks lower shit is going to 20 then 18

>>24496461
no it wasn't, either your data feed is bad or you're bad

>>24496225
100% GME, half before earnings and half after

I'm longing DAL and CCL. Tired of losing money on meme stocks.

>>24496400
post your SPY puts then faggot

>>24496434
Yeah I’m sure. I don’t think I’m smarter than the market, just the average redditor investor, the writing was on the wall for these companies and the premiums were too high to pass on

>>24496416
how did you do that?

>>24496410
I kind of had a mini heart attack when I woke up at 7 am and saw it was down -10%. I sold a handful of my calls in the 30s, but held on to my 2022 ones. In hindsight should have went into puts right after selling the calls. Just like how I should have bought NIO calls after selling my puts in the morning. Next time maybe lol.

>>24496448
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU FUCKING FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOU BITCH

Why does the stock market keep going up when literally thousands of people are dying every day in the US because of COVID?

>FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU FUCKING FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOU BITCH

>>24496515
they don't matter to the economy. in fact, they're mostly drains on it.

>>24496495
>tired of meme stocks
>buys robinhood meme stocks

>Got banned for 3 days for shit posting
>Couldn't post pink wojaks this morning with my bros during the morning dip

CURSE YOU JANNIE!!!!

CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UTZ RECOVERING IN AH

>>24496184
>>24496359
Alright, here is the graph.

The 2008 market crash happened in Sept 29th, 2008. See that dip? That is deflation. It took two whole years (~sept 2010) for it to return to the same level.

However, this is predicated on whether or not you believe the market will correct/dip/tank/bottom out. If you think the market will continue to act like it has without an insolvency event, go ahead and switch to CAD.

>>24495699
This is a hot take but gravity, okay phew

Gravity can be used to break things open.

Like a tired hawk dropping a turtle in order to break it!

>>24496515
Because Cannabis is here to stay. Don't say I didn't tell you so fren.

AQB
THCB
GMHI (becomes LAZR tomorrow)
JETS
TSLA

This is how you make it.

>>24496515
>>24496536
>you wake up one day and black people are all in Africa forever
>Dow Jones immediately goes to 50,000

>>24496515
because whales in the stock market are smart enough to realize that covid doesn't do shit to you unless you're obese or black

>>24496526
you forgot to quote me

>>24496546
Damn that’s rough

>>24496548

utz will keep going sideways its room to grow is so small.

>>24496092
Invest in companies that treat neurological diseases, digestive disorders and autism disorders.

Prayers up for the limes, wew fucking lads.

>>24496503
fomo into gme 15.6
i was highly convinced of 20 eoy
someone told me to sell 13
fuckin fuded irl
now sitting at 4k down for the year
im 19 years old

>you forgot to quote me

>>24496548
you literally think WALLSTREET care about poor person food UTZ?

just buy their shit with your profits....

>>24496546
I know that feel

>>24496574

>>24496604
TEEEEEEHEEEEEEE i see what you're doing there. it wasn't a mistake! It just a RUSE to get ME to respond to YOU.

WE'RE MAKING A CONNECTION HERE FREN! do you want to be ... frens?

how long will we hold cunnylf?

>>24496503
>>24496597
basically i need a 100% to get the fuck out of this casino. no way in hell im gonna take the L

>>24496558
Cannabis is a fucking garbage investment, the black market is going to thrive if legalization happens, its mush better for a PnD

>>24496552
im paying like $2.5 every week on interest on that loan, of course i gotta switch to CAD and pay it off

>>24496546
you have to realize that /smg/ has been flooded with newfags and snowflakes from other boards. they have thin skin and will report you immediately. i've changed my ways and now make them angry in other subtle ways.

>>24496492
I've watched at least 100 different anime from the start of the pandemic.

I have never seen that one waifu before.

They should stick to quality anime like Suka Suka and sell Chtlolly figures.

Probably would be the only time I'd buy anything GME in over a decade

>you forgot to quote me

>>24496574
If only it were true... some one has sex with a pangolin in China and it leads to a purge of all niggers from America... oh well. At least we got opportunity for cheapies.

>>24496577
The stock market reacts to an unproductive economy, eventually.

>>24496638
>Cannabis legalized
>people grow their own Cannabis
>Nobody needs to buy from big companies
W o a h

CRM can't possibly dip any more, right bros?

>>24496635
>selling GME
>ever
Yeah thats on you retard.

>>24495744
you are the dumbest retard gorilla nigger i have ever seen

>>24495731
I never knew painting fire hydrants could be so interesting

>>24496628
faggot

>>24496597
that's shit. but don't worry, 4k isn't too much in the grand scheme of things. i'm tempted to fomo into GME right now, at 16.5 or whatever it is now

you've got to always remember to just HODL. holding will usually work out fine unless you buy shit stocks. GME isn't shit, it's a decent stock, real business that makes money. my own strategy is always to buy stuff that i'm happy to hold because i believe in the company

>>24496635
be careful that you dont lose more by trying to make it back quickly

>>24496638
If cannabis is so garbage why am I making money hand over fist?

>>24496673
Beer is legal and hardly anyone brews their own

>>24496719
probably cuz its more expensive to brew it yourself

Sirs I have best new trading opportunity in SPACs wallet for good value and new investors looking to make the best of airdrop profits

Bill windows98 and her husband Bilinda have an company that lets pictures of fetus be made right on your phone while you driving with the great (((white))) Mark and all money from Cuba to be paid by each mile between crack house and KFC so no need of hading bad worry with hydrogen powered wheel chair for diabetes black woman

How is your thoughts for best futures gains and bright needfuls from my new reddit buddys, how are your opinions?

>>24496515
Because the death rate isn't any different than any other year.
https://web.archive.org/web/20201126043553/https://www.jhunewsletter.com/article/2020/11/a-closer-look-at-u-s-deaths-due-to-covid-19

>>24496719
What is harder?
>growing a bush
or
>Brewing your own fucken beer

>>24496673
you need to go to bed now

When do I sell SOXL guys? I'm up 178%. Is it worth it to go long until June?

>>24496677
bro i had been in since 9 and averaged up hard as fuck
i suffered some mean fucking dips and was feeling like shit looking at -4k so i sold it and made pltr money but now im eating a bag of dicks
>>24496698
i might fimo in again and just hold hard as fuck, gme WILL squeeze and even if it does not we'll see 30's
yeah im not being emotional about it, lest i lose more.

>>24496664
Exports the lowest they've been since 2008 (just before the market crash).

And look, I'm not saying that this is predicting a coming market crash, just that I am playing it safe and waiting it out for a bit. I, personally and in my own opinion, think it's coming. You don't have to. Do what you want. I may be wrong, but if I am wrong I lose nothing except opportunity cost for a month or two. If I'm right, I lose nothing and gain opportunity.

>>24496714
Because you're buying before a major bill that has ever hyped for cannabis?
>>24496719
State run companies will never be able to compete with your local dealer whos been growing strong stuff for years now and can now sell a shitload of weed at a cheaper cost without worrying about the cops raping him

gme and cfl is safe right

>>24496744
>investing in a plant that will die
>buying 1oz of state certified kush
Have fun smoking literal grass ya dingus

>>24496735
Oh and the high pressure sodium bulbs, chemicals and an air and temperature controlled room is any easier or cheaper?

>>24496515
Human blood is the lube the stock market uses for its giant red and green dildos.

Look it up in any statistics or financial book, you filthy casual. Im pretty sure its even in the sticky, if not it should be since its common knowledge desu

>>24496769
ya its very cheap to grow marijuana

you can do it outside or a light bulb is under 100$

and temperature is bullshit depending on where you live

>>24496744
>>growing a bush
good weed isn't that easy

>>24496768
I grew my own in two 55 gallon plastic tubs from Walmart with a grow light from Amazon in my garage

>>24496651
it's a vtuber...

>>24495767
For me it's RBLX

>>24496763
I have been investing into cannabis since August ya FUDding cuck. Anyone who invested into cannabis between june and now has made barrels compared to memestocks.

>>24496763
No but the convenience of buying several pre packaged joints at your local corner store is a lot easier than dealing with some degenerate drug dealer

>>24496755
maybe also diversify into some safe value shit like banks or airlines. some of those stocks have plenty of space to grow. that's what i'm mostly looking at now, plus the IPOs next week

>>24496805
Your methods are ghetto at best. You can't compare quality of your shit to the quality of scientifically curated plants.

>>24496788
Yeah and you certainly get what you pay for

anyone else just dump their RSUs when they vest (and reinvest elsewhere) or do you hold on to them? i hate the company i work for so i sell them out of spite immediately.

>>24496796
LMAO you literally dig a hole. Put seeds in the hole. Fill the hole. I mean the hard part is scaling it up and finding enough Mexicans to dig holes and finding land for them to dig on.

when is the market going to become boring and "normal" again? will it really take a massive correction to do so, more than september?

>>24496824
Great bro, same thing happened in Canada, lead up to legalization was a hot market for cannabis, wish I was smart/had the cash to invest back then, glad Im not holding any Canadian weed stocks at the moment. Do not hold onto this shit, you're absolutely right that its a good buy right now but I said its shit for long term.

>>24496813
Coco is the only youtuber that matters. May be watermelon or Miko.

>>24496849
when i have my money back im going to withdrawal what i need for school and put the rest in leveraged etfs for long term
funny my favorite movie right now is rounders and im sitting in the protagonists exact predicament

>>24496875
That may have worked in your boomer days but the weed today is much higher in THC because it’s actually grown in highly controlled rooms

>>24496788
or I could pay 50 for a bogo of whatever strain i want. Anyone who actually smoker isn't going back to their dealer. It's about convenience and variety.

>tfw incoming Great Reset
How do I invest in nigger cattle commodity futures?

>>24496763
>can now sell a shitload of weed at a cheaper cost without worrying about the cops raping him

the local dealer still won't be selling legally and you'll still be committing a crime buying from him.

>>24496851
lol no I've smoked both, legal store bought shit is usually bone dry and crumbles to dust

thank god i have a good paying job that will give me a nice cash flow in case of an impending dump. im still pretty worried about not protecting capital but i guess ill just run that risk. iron hands, i will never sell

>>24496921
having a few plants around is actually quite convenient it would take a decent part of the market

or you could buy baby plants etc

you cant buy marijunaa cheap its taxed to hell

beer the average person actually cant brew it

>>24496900
comparing the American market to the Canadian market is just fucking dumb. Go take a macro class. I hope you come to your senses and buy some cheap cannabis while you still can.

Work Horse Chads Stand up
> mfw most here didn't buy the dip

>>24496954
I think you severely overestimate the ambitions of your typical American consumer

buy the fuckin horse dip if you didnt already this is a bigtime bear trap

>>24496875
Try it. You can buy seeds from various European countries for cheap. Order some, dig a hole in your backyard and put the seeds in. See what you get.

>>24495699
why hasnt robinhood reinvested my RYCEY dividends yet, despite saying its been going to do so since it was paid out?

>>24496196
>24496196
>those pltr calls
lmao

>>24496954
I'm sorry you cannot comprehend the money that is being played with inside the AmeriCannamarket. Cannabis will save this country from Covid. Screencap and post this in two months

>>24496933
Cops wont give a single fuck and he wont be prosecuted, he'll also get a bunch of boomers asking their kids where to buy weed and gain new clients
>>24496960
Only way you dont go the same route as us is if your states allow private ownership of shops, we had a stronger black market here with our own grown crops compared to you guys, that could play a part.

>>24496922
The real money isn't in the buds its in the cnd snake oil that cures everything from backpain to Corona virus, the thc you get just turns into vape cartridges so you can enjoy your thc highs inside restaurants and movie theaters without disturbing other patrons.

>>24496969
Honestly anon, I think only a complete fucking buffoon wouldn't have atleast some WKHS in their portfolio at this point. It is THE future big name American company

>>24496969
I bought. Since $5

>>24496976
nah weed smokers are used to like rolling shit and cutting shit and knowing all the secrets

theyre not gonna say no to free weed from the seed if they can rather than over priced store bought

unless it was very cheap but not even ciggaretes are cheap theyre expensive as hell it wont be ever. the weed at the store is like heavy tax i live in vegas its disgusting

The very second cannabis isn't absolutely mired in patchwork legal and regulatory purgatory, the fate of all cannabis tickers will be to disappear as big tobacco swoops in like the 4 horsemen. Longing cannabis is hoping to be holding an M&A target. Protip: most are horribly mismanaged and operated.
Outside of that, its swing city and heavily waited to DUDE WEED retail.
SIMPLE AS

>>24496766
Buy LASR. Safe and silently rising

>buy PLTR at 13
>sell at 32
>buy GMHI at 13-15
>planning on selling tomorrow morning at 21+
>have been buying every single LGVW dip and sitting at a 14.30 AVG
>ARKQ keeps buying too so I can see it mooning soon

am i smart or just lucky

feels very bearish

>sold PLTR maybe $3 down from peak
>forgot about the 51 shares in my roth, cost average $10
what do i do with them? hold?

>>24497053
Are you going all in with each of those so you get the max benefit?

>>24497058
for you

>>24497000
takes a few days - there is an ex-dividend date (where the stock trades without the dividend amount) and actual settlement date, usually 3 days later

>>24496969
ive got my 100 shares at $17, if it dumps below that ill be picking more up

Peter thiel just exercised 14m shares of PLTR, as far as I understand that means he just diluted everyone since there is now more shares outstanding for a $0 price.
Someone feel free to correct me

>>24496997
I'd rather not grow dope in my backyard. Everyone knows dope attracts niggers. Last thing I need are packs of wild niggers on my property.

How do I recover from this?

>>24497066
yes u ideiot

>>24497066
i took a little profit at $30 but i'm keeping 100 shares to hold forever

>>24496127
>so i suppose the most sensible thing is to wait and let it settle?
That is my usual approach to new IPOs. Mainly because I have a TA strategy and that strategy is not suitable without a baseline of historical price action to work from. For example I'm just now eyeing up PLTR and CRSR for potential trades. PLTR actually had a good setup before but I opted not to take it. Which was a big mistake but hey.

>>24496010
This collection of positions is so mind-bogglingly retarded.

Just smoke weed bro

We can make alot of money of the addicted consumer types, just like with tobacco & drinks/drugs.

>>24497066
If it was so easy to forget about them: just hold them. They're serving themselves best in there.

I earn $200k a year, I put about half of my money each year after my taxes anf living expenses into trackers and keep the rest in cash. Returns have been stable over the years. Am I mad to consider liquidating half my holdings and moving them into BTC/ETH/LNK. I feel like I'm missing out on what could be big money in ten years' time but what I question is whether any of the cryptos really have potential for long term staying power or whether this really is just a multi year bubble.

tl;dr

Do I liquidate half of my index fund holdings to go big in Crypto? I'm 31.

>>24497038
I agree about the CBD oil. There’s no long term play in this for me. I’ll ride the hype until I double my money and sell

>>24497092
baghold until the dollar becomes worthless so the stock goes to infinity

>>24497045
If you live in Vegas then you should be investing everything into PLNHF. if you aren't than you have no awareness what-so-ever.

>>24496759
>75% certain it will happen in December and 95% certain it will happen by the end of January. And I am talking a 30-40% crash on the market.
if you're 95% certain there's going to be a crash you would obviously be in short positions or be hoarding puts... so show them.

>>24497020
>Cops wont give a single fuck and he wont be prosecuted
Yeah an average person will care though. Have you dealt with local dealers before? 80% of them are sketchy dumbasses who don't even grow their own shit, they just get it from a distributor.

The average person isn't going to go out of their way to commit a crime and deal with some sketchball when they can just go down the street and get a regulated product without worrying about committing a misdemeanor.

>>24497092
You learn your lesson and stop trying to outsmart the market as a normie poor fag.

>>24496597
get back into it and this time dont fall for fud with 0 backing and learn about fundamentals etc. so you dont have to take opinions from biztards

>>24497045
Maybe teenagers but I know plenty of weed snobs

>>24496569
Sir where is apxt?

>>24497111
Based, yeah it doesn't seem morally correct to profit off of them but those losers are just gonna use it anyways.

>>24497117
no you fucking idiot do 10% absolute most and understand you're buying the top

>>24496763
People are willing to pay higher prices for quality weed with no additives. Clearly you don't know any dude weed lmao people
>compete with your local dealer whos been growing strong stuff for years now
He actually thinks most dealers grow their own supply lel
>>24496875
It's a shame when retards don't know anything about sowing seeds or actually growing plants

>>24497073
only all-in'd PLTR, then I split the small 5-fig fortune i made off it into the SPACs

should i keep buying gme and clf or am i pushing it?

>>24497092
It's not calls, so hold for 1 week?

If you have paper hands you still have options though:

Sell at a loss and know that Mc Donald's is always hiring. Palantir chads will need fuel for the moon mission

>>24497114
I wish it were that simple. I might be buying a condo soon, and I'll have to liquidate my entire roth to put towards the downpayment

>Set a GTC order to sell APXT at 20
>Turn off the app

Another crash won't happen because I'm sitting in mostly cash ready to buy cheapies.

>>24497127
i dont like weed and im all in $GME already

so after hours and futures arent the same thing?

Any other CarnivalChads? I might even go on a cruise with all the profit I make from buying up shares at 15.

>>24497161
I’d be much more worried about my investment in weed stocks if everyone was hyping them up. The pushback is comforting

>>24497188
this but a buy for PLTR

>>24497149
>>24497045
>Taking pride in your weed instead of getting immediately depressed, wondering where the time went, realizing you're wasting precious hours chasing a high that gets progressively diluted.
I still enjoy a weekend toke.

>>24496010
You will be fine. You should also make calls on INAQ

>>24497205
>lives in Vegas
>didn't buy PLNHF at 2.56
>ngmi

uvxy

>>24495699
is it worth holding CRSR any longer

>>24497206
Nope.

>>24497197
it's really difficult for me to keep a large amount in cash for more than a few days

All in OVID till 12pm

Looking for that bounce

>>24497230
>he lives in Vegas
>didn't buy out BOTY for the BOTY girls
ngmi

PLUG is shockingly resilient, can this meme actually go another leg higher?

>>24495950
What about BOTY !!?

>>24497206
I already explained this to you this morning

roblox is at all time high on google trends

>>24496515
Nothing is going to get in the way of a speculators daily bread. Not a pandemic, not a ten ton nuke and not even a full blown invasion of the American mainland.

>>24497207
Yep, bought it at 14.46. But a cruise sounds like hell on earth to me.

>>24497262

Its time will come. Hope you didnt go all in lol

>>24497092
invest in total market index funds instead of speculating like some casino-hopping degenerate

>>24497275
i cant believe on /smg/ poster 2 weeks ago successfully shilled this shit. kek

>>24496515

>>24497275
Truth was, it was Reddited from the start.

>>24497275
This thing is going to open at like $200 isn't it?

>>24497087
Anyone?

Who's going to fund my scams now, Mr. Gweilos?

what IPOs are coming soon?
obviously roblox, which will be an easy 100%
anything else?

>>24497296
I've never been on one but when it goes back to 50 it will be nice to know I could if I wanted to.

>>24495793
>I'll make the call.

>>24497335
NAK

>>24497335
>>24497310
>>24497307
>>24497305
>>24497275

>>24497353
When is the new NAK ipo?

>>24497305
i think it's more like many /smg/ posters unironically agreeing it's a good investment opportunity. can definitely see it getting hyped up way beyond fair price though

Not buying the ROBLOX IPO, but I'm so fucken excited for the memes.
...
Ok maybe I'll throw in 1k for shits and giggles.

>>24497363
Next week

>>24497363
dec 9

>>24497149
Weed snobs grow their own with expensive grow setups and order expensive seeds

>>24497335
NAK2 is what i'm watching
ABNB looks good on paper but worried about that just blowing up

>>24497368
yeah, but it was one guy in the beginning that literally said "im making this a meme. we should meme this" then made a stocktwits account and shilled it with a bunch of buzzwords

>>24497053
I'd make her ovaries do the Mexican wave

>>24497296
>But a cruise sounds like hell on earth to me.
that's what I thought until I actually went on one. we all booked 6ish months ahead of time so the unlimited drink package was included. the entertainment was a blast, the food was actually top tier. I bid like 50 bucks and my gf and I got upgrade to a balcony room which kicked ass. idk man, half the ports sucked ass but the experience as a whole was awesome.

>>24497161
>implying its actually harder than what I wrote.

Ive been growing my own herbs and vegetables for years now. I mean sure you gotta water them, but to say germinating seeds and growing a fucking plant takes more than 12 braincells, c'mon man, maybe you have smoked yourself retarded.

LCTX-HBO
LCTX-HBO
LCTX-HBO

Thursday

>futures

>>24497400
ABNB will be SNOW IPO 2.0
I have no hope for Retail to get gains for years

>>24496679
If I was him, I would have laughed at your insult. Still effective.

>>24497135
>Have you dealt with local dealers before?
Yeah, in high school and college, they were all skinny white kids who were trying to get money for whatever pet project they think would pay off, weeds been legal for like 4 years and I haven't heard of anyone getting arrested, please realize the weed black market is going to get stronger under legalization.

>>24497395
My point was it’s not easy to just grow really potent and good weed

LONGVIEW WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SOLD THIS PIECE OF SHIT

>>24497428
what happened?

Hope you guys are ready for the RBLX train. Those Robux is more valuable than crypto

>>24497426
fug

>>24497117

Yes please buy all crypto and quietly fuck off from this thread

>>24497165
Wtf is a SPAC.

so is moon a piece of shit? i thought an etf would be a solid hold but it seems like clf and gme is the only thing thats not garbage.

>>24497454
Institutions get to buy SNOW early
retail buys when they get allowed
Institutions dump their bags on Retail for instant gains
SNOW crabs down
Institutions buy the dip months later

>>24497454
SNOW opened at like $200 when it should have been like $50

>>24497461
i dont even know what platform this game is on and if its on the phone then i already know its fucking dogshit cuz all phone games are chinese junk to make money off kids with minimal effort

>>24497484
>SPAC
Straight Pussy Annihilator Cuz

>>24497501
yeah i dont know if about airbnb. the entire country is on lockdown and people are traveling less and borders are closed. i would only buy doordash maybe roblox for the memes but doordash sounds solid

>>24497449
Weed snobs put in a lot of effort and money to grow good weed. Poorfags buy a greenhouse and some cheap soil at Canadian Tire. Only people who use very little weed (not enough to justify growing) shop legally.

>>24497335
C3.ai but its a secret

>>24497426
they be crabbing. But I'd welcome the bear to fuck my boi possi up for some cheapies. Got so much cash (didn't sell, from business releases) and IM NOT FUCKING BUYING IN THIS ATH FUCK THAT.

Would only being buy long holds, but even then, I am nervous to buy at this top of cliff, the DOW-J graph looks schizo.

>>24497117
Do not buy crypto, crypto is worthless and dead.
Purchase GME.

tomorrow, THCB goes to ___________.

NEW
>>24497535
>>24497535
>>24497535
>>24497535
>>24497535

>>24497515
Okay boomer. Go invest in things that dont make money. I bet you bought BA in june.

>>24497526
https://youtu.be/3sX_sE31r9Q

>>24497454
>He sold?

>>24497583
ugh

>>24497523
Airbnb is a investment for future openings. Doordarsh is terrible unless you're thinking real short term

>>24497428
this is what im thinking too. nak2 im buying at IPO though

>>24497521
You >SPAC
Silly Pussy Asshole Cunt

>>24497161
I even grew pot back when I used to smoke. Did it in a closet with a grow lamp on a timer and a household fan to simulate wind to give them a real healthy stalk. Guess what... it wasn't fucking hard.

>>24497441
I suppose you don't buy booze at the store either, you just call up your local moonshine guy?

explain to me why an average person age 25 and up with a job is going to choose to commit a crime AND inconvenience themselves by working around some local criminal's schedule just for what is, at best, a slight discount? Especially if they don't know someone in the first place. they're not going to go ask all their friends for a hookup if there's just a store they can go to.

normal people care about not committing a crime
normal people care about convenience
normal people care about knowing exactly what they get when they buy a product

yeah, maybe the underground weed trade will grow but legal weed will certainly grow

>>24497493
if an etf holds shit then yes it is in fact shit

>>24497663
but the people who run it know when to drop and buy up new stocks right?

>>24496673
>man I feel like getting high
>shit i'm all out
>don't feel like waiting to grow some
>imma head to store to get a few nugs
It's no different than people buying cigarettes and beer instead of making it themselves.

>>24497631
yeah, I did that too. it took months, hundreds of dollars up front investment, an increase to your power bill and of course, a fucking weed closet which you have to explain if you have company or date someone.

you're right though it wasn't actually difficult

>>24497417
Thanks for the perspective anon. This makes me more bullish on CCL and the general atmosphere you've described.

>>24497683
300 for lights bro

c3.AI
> Very good AI
> Very good company
> Very good price
> Very good platform
Very good buy friends. Stay in INAQ SPAC, but buy C3. Many good thing will happen

>>24497804
you mean nak, right? shut the fuck up about "nak" so the bots that scrape these threads dont runup the hype before and after ipo

>>24497117
All in ghost and retire a multimillionaire

>>24497296
>not binging out on “all you can eat” every day for a week

>>24497117
No. Just pick an amount you're comfortable with and DCA into crypto. Do not FOMO