/biz/ - Business & Finance

STOP WITH THE PORN FUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>>/a/

>didn't even get a dead cat on PLTR

>>24485094
for real, I'm at work you asshats, wait until after markets close at the very least

GET THE FUCK OUT OF PLTR NOW

IT'S RETRACING TO 18

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/palantir-stock-price-target-short-selling-position-citron-research-pltr-2020-11-1029845368

C3 IPO next week

>>24484949

Shill me best covered calls to sell

Reposting

Buy LI Auto
Yes, I know the China bill is tonight ~6:30pm
HOWEVER, it will become apparent that the bill is meant more so to target firms like China Mobile (who are controlled by the CCP) than it is to stop companies like Alibaba/XPEV/LI Auto
LI Auto just got a price target upgrade to $60 from Goldman Sachs [they also have a price target of $45 from Citigroup]
LI Auto just released new good sales data yesterday
Every other Chinese EV has hit their price targets and then some
Look at how NIO / XPEV / LI Auto are doing today - is this the price action you would expect to see before the China vote??
No! Smart money is stocking up on the cheapies.
If you don't feel safe going into the position, just buy a fraction of what you would normally buy (scale into the position)
If you don't feel comfortable doing even that, then wait until tomorrow when you see them all up 7-10% to get the 'green light' to buy - not a big deal if you miss out on those profits if you're risk averse; it's not going to go to $45 or $60 in one day.
LI Auto has a cap of 30 billion
XPEV 40 billion
NIO 60 billion
LI Auto has the most room to grow. The Goldman Sachs $60 price target alone will carry it up
Take advantage of these political risk cheapies!!!

PLTRannies unironically joining the 41%.. oh and /lgbt/ is this way -->

>>24485129
get off 4chan then retard instead of crying about what people are posting

DID THEY VOTE ON WEED TODAY?
I JUST WOKE UP CAUSE I FUCKIN SMOKED A BIG FAT BLUNT 2 HOURS AGO.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24485129
Turn on work mode in 4chan x to remove images.

>>24485084
Buy pltr now or fucking seethe later

citron and ms are absolutely retarded faggots who want your cheap shares

Mion>Shion

Is this a good camera stand for my cell phone?

>>24485143
Golden bull run

what stocks should she invest in to get out of this?

also how does that work? if a check bounces you're responsible for the money? i thought you just get charged a bounce fee or something

>>24485157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=furxtOp42xo&feature=emb_title

reminder of p.l.t.r lockup expiration
>..lock-up agreements..until..start of..third trading day following...date of..disclosure of..financial results for...year ending December 31, 2020

>>24485067
Nobody tell him how puts work hahaha

CLF and FANG killing the meme stocks today. Get some hard assets gentlemen.

Why CRSR

why


This profit taking makes no actual sense

>>24485143
I would anon, but China stocks are too unstable for my liking. I don't think I could handle waking up to a -20% because Trump farted.

So if I'm bullish, I should sell a covered call of PLTR for $40 in hopes somebody buys it, but it doesn't quite reach that price, so I collect the premium and keep my stocks, right

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPTI

Dip fo me baby
dip fo me baby
aw yeah, dip fo me

>>24485148
suck my cock faggot, what else am I supposed to do while I hate for slack jawed retards and foreigners to call about their shitty phone company problems

>>24485094
>>24485129
>not working from home
NGMI

>>24485183
They/them fuck that shill her NAK

>>24485189
There is a sector rotation coming up
Industrials are a great pick.
There is also a FUCKEN STEEL SHORTAGE, so if you aren't buying CLF or at least X, then what the fuck are you doing.

>>24485198
Fuck, I should've held

So 2 of the calls just sold. Did I just fuck my self hard?

>>24485094
>>24485129

>>24485190
Sir, I can interest you in some more CRSR Dec 18 50c?

>>24485178
That should work, will you get it in time? You should make a PowerPoint to present also

Ok, what’s the deal with this NAK/C3 stuff baggie is talking about?

Are you trying to ruse me?

OPTI GANG WYA
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/12/02/2138624/0/en/Vinco-Ventures-Inc-announces-deal-with-OPTEC-International-Inc.html

>>24485224
shutup wetard, go ask youtube

>>24485183
You're responsible to pay back any of the money you have withdrawn from that bounced check. So basically she spent money that wasn't cleared on garbage. If she just saved it she could just deposit it back and she would be fine.

GME is consolidating at 16
Moon mission soon coomers

>>24485224
No you’re only fucked if CRSR hits $50 before the 18th. Those number will be green in like 30 minutes

>>24485094
>>24485129
:^)

this is fucking PATHETIC PLTR holy fuck, legit sickening

>>24485198
I never left

someone please explain to me why NAK is a buy?

>>24485224
Only if CRSR goes above $51.05 before Dec 18.

boop bop, gme is gonna flop.

bought AMD at the top kek

Bought PLTR @17.6
should I kms? this re-buy tension is killing me

>>24485273
I don't think it is. It's mostly sarcastic posters who are trying to get you to throw away your money.

>>24485262
1300 shares here

>>24485094
these aren’t porn. there is no nudity visible.

>>24485273
There is no reason for NAK to be green ever again. It's going to $0 and being delisted.

>>24485143
I'll put my trust in your reasonable analysis.

W-will PLTR go back up?

my finances are ruined and my sorrow is immense

>>24485273
its not
anons are trying to cover up the C3 IPO

NAK is C3

>tfw worked for over a year on a bloomberg terminal to program something for traders
>only a year after I discover /smg/
I HAD ALL ACCESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24485273
SMG, says buy. we buy .

>GME short interest 123%

>>24485273
I feel like there’s a rug pull in the works. Baggie said something about NAK being C3 IPO and something something and then a lot of people got pissed without explaining why.

>>24485183

Depositing bad checks usually results in shutdown, especially in high frequency or with some consistency and not one offs every other odd year. Mostly because of US banking regulations where banks have to make the money up to a certain threshold immediately available before the check clears, hence the check fraudsters sending bad checks to retards that'll kite for them. Also, probably anything in the THOT index.

>>24485268
>>24485281
He's not fucked at all. These are covered calls. If it goes above $50 and he gets assigned he still makes money (he actually makes a ton because that would mean it nearly doubled anyway).

>>24485281
Am I loosing money or just potential gains if I never sold the calls. Thank you very much btw also for all of your help.

any tips on how to invest 53k settlement from a slipping injury at Costco?

>>24485273
Super sekrit club think that by referencing to the new AI IPO as NAK it will fool the scrapers, so then plebbit and other places don't learn about it.. little do they understand that they SHOULD want people to learn about it if they're buying on IPO day.. they should want as many people to learn about it, and want to buy it as possible, so that the price goes up.
UNLESS they are hoping to try and accumulate shares at a lower price for a while.. but that's not going to happen
Also, they want newfags to get burned buying pebble mine

AIR COOMADA CHADS WHERE WE AT?

JUMIA IS GOING TO THE MOON

Higurashi was a fucked up show.
>That scene where the protagonist claws his throat open.

>>24485327
:^)

>>24485273
>>24485295
>>24485302
>>24485325
>>24485328
>>24485335

>>24485292
well depends if you have leverage on there or not. you could use average true range to estimate the volatility and so on, probably you are still well in typical range

>>24485192
If you are bullish you would buy the call

Man what is with this stupid company? How the hell can a 2B company pump and dump this hard?

>Sold AMD at 83 to buy PLTR at 28.
What kind of investing strategy did i use /biz/

>>24485335
Because we're TRYING to test if algos are watching but I guess you're too FUCKING RETARDED to get the FUCKING HINT

>>24485216
This, I thought everyone on 4chan was a work from home software developer making six figures

>>24485325
but it's too late, it's making reddit's front page

>>24485292
hold. It’s just hotting heavy volatility because of the absurd pump it got last week. PLTR is a long term hold. If you bought under 25 you are sitting pretty.

>>24485325
In what way? Are my NAK bags going to have an exit strategy or are they just trying to prevent me from profit taking with C3?

>>24485296
Insanely based, I'm thinking about buying more because the fundamentals look good, but most of my folio is already gme lol

>>24485244
Probably wouldn't get it in time for this week. The PowerPoint thing is nearly impossible at the moment because I don't own a computer and don't have access to internet of any kind kek.

>>24485327
Look for similar contracts and then help out your fellow /biz/raelies

>>24485383
Sell low, buy high

>>24485341
Oh I didn’t even look I just assumed it was naked.
>>24485344
No you’re fine, fag. Next time do your own research

>>24485345
long $PLTR

>>24485344
Don't listen to them you aren't screwed no matter what. You're only screwed if corsair drops a ton, but even then it's less so than if you had never wrote the calls at all. If corsair were to suddenly go to 100 you would be missing out on gains, but seriously that's stupid.

>>24485084
FUCKING MION

>>24485375
What is the point of this?

>>24485376
Fellow Cara-Chad, how are you today my friend

>>24485345
all in sunchips

CLF

OPTI KEEP COOMING

BCRX is looking very confident on its prospects for its FDA approval tomorrow judging by the call today. Expecting a pump tomorrow on the news.

>>24485421

>everything crashing
What should I buy cheapies of?

>>24485386
Some of us don't know how to go about this without losing all of our tendies to universities for a piece of paper. Any advice so I can give people more positions to exercise?

WKHS moon when

>>24485443
PLTR

>>24485388
I know
these anons are just retarded

>>24485401
>don’t have access to any kind of internet
>posted to 4chan
What did he mean by this?

some kike bank and just upgrade and downgrade shit nilly willy?

CLF yes

>>24485183
Lol thot=patrolled

>>24485443
>>24485143

Still holding $BABA
I don't know why

>>24485427
good, and you? :)

>>24485433
Hey CLFshill, how high do you think CLF will go, realistically, by the end of the year?
Be honest my man, I'm already in CLF, I'm just curious.

>everyone in this general is absolutely positive PLTR is going to dip further and retrace to $15-$18
time to buy, right now

>he doesn't hold JDW and MAB
ngmi

FUCKKKKK
I JUST LOADED UP ON PLTR CALLS, I MEANT TO BUY PUTS, IM RETARDED

WTF DO I DO I CANT SELL BECAUSE OF DAY TRADE LIMIT, I ADDED 25K TO MY ACCOUNT BUT STILL CANT SELL UNTIL TOMORROW

Can i exercise and then sell the shares or still no? Fuck

>>24485430
thinking of that, maybe some new rims on my truck first tho

>>24485384
Oh, yeah, well you’re a fucking genius, huh? You could explain that without the algorithms noticing, you know? And anyway, algortithims aren’t watching this place. They watch the legacy news sites.

>>24485433
its 12.32 now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hop on FIRE before it turns into the next SNDL

>>24485448
It's still going down, I'm gonna see how low it gets

>>24485476

15 end of December

20 on 6th earnings beat for Q4

>>24485406
exactly, expensive = quality, but you won't hear the losers hear saying that

>>24485480
Jesus christ

FCEL?

>>24485477
I can't sell my puts until tomorrow though fren

>>24485184
Thanks anon. Been watching while eating ramen.

>>24485509
Thanks senpai.

>>24485477
lel go ahead

I'm carefully watching all the "speculative" stocks, this is the dead cat bounce

>>24485518

Np

>>24485512
I know im fucking retarded what the absolute fuck though
im going to fucking lose hundreds or more
CMON PLTR FUCKING PULL UP

>>24485480
Thank you for your sacrifice retard

>>24485477
>buys during a red dildo with higher volume than previous day
yes, buy the dip
scared money dont make money

>>24485132
Has Citron been right before on their short positions?

>>24485530
>deadcat bounce
do you know what that means?

>>24485483
>algortithims aren’t watching this place
Wrong.
https://topstonks.com/
This is just one of them. There are ((likely)) hundreds. /smg/ is also just one of the places tracked. All social media / forums are tracked and analyzed by trading algos - each firm likely has their own system for doing so

>>24485401
Using my phone with 1 bar of service

>>24485298
I recognize that back and pigtails from webm.

She rides cock and takes a load in her. Great video.

>>24485365
can you watch secret cia porn on those?

>>24485551
no andrew left is just a fucking scam artist, underwater heavily in his nio short lmao

>>24485551
They were embarrassingly wrong about TSLA

>>24485545

CLF cured my erectile dysfunction

>>24485480
>I JUST LOADED UP ON PLTR CALLS
youve done well

>>24485473
Brilliant, cheers

>>24485183
Xir can always crash at my place. Does it clean?

Going all in PLTR puts

>>24485509
What made you start doing this?
I missed the beginning of the saga

>not buying JMIA now

AAAAAAAAAGH IT HURTS, WHY DIDN'T I SELL AT $32 AAAAAAAAAAGH, GANDALF HELP!

>>24485555
>all the "speculative" stocks
>shows graph of one

>>24485581
RIP

Let me know when we're buying back into pltr bros

>>24485483
Fucking moron

>>24485551
This time is different. PLTR is a literal fucking scam.

>>24485480
What is the expiration/strikes?

>>24485589
Should've done that yesterday mate

>>24485561
Ah shit, no worries. Looking forward to the update

>BABA

>>24485576
I hope you're right man...we'll see....so far I'm down like $200 bucks and it's barely dipped. I'm so fucked lol.

Been eyeing SQZ a newish IPO but it went -13% today, the technology sounds interesting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CellSqueeze

>>24485609
>literal fucking scam
Kek absolute nigger tier take, why would you even say that lmao

>>24485605
going to average in if it goes below 20 (18)

>>24485603
that's the only one i was speaking about and you replied to me, therefore lumping PLTR into what you were talking about. your assumption is you arent buying these speculative stocks because of a deadcat bounce. that does not apply to PLTR

>>24485572
Isn't the common misconception about TSLA is that it isn't just a car company though?

there are definitely people on WSB that made shitty loss making trades just so they could post about it.

>>24485497
>CAD
nope.
Cool name and ticker though.

>>24485509
So you should be selling those december ones like right now right? You're going to get theta decayed otherwise.

>>24485560
well I guess your club is dead now

CLF breaking 52 week highs every 10 minutes lol

>>24485129
>>24485094
Stop being pussies. I browse at work too. become management or vital enough to tell management to fuck off.

>>24485609
>US government giving contracts

>>24485345
Buy a Costco

Listen up brainlets

TSLA has to go lower. The funds will need to be buying it all next year and the foreseeable future if they want to play the SP500. They're not trying to buy at 1000 P/E. Everyone wants it to fall before it gets added.

>>24485142
If you want to be in cannabis long term you could probably find some good weed stocks. people might be willing to speculate on the outcome of the more act, just be prepared for a dump when it doesn't pass

how fucking long does robinhood take to confirm my account holy SHIT

>>24485639
>that's the only one i was speaking about and you replied to me
yes
>therefore lumping PLTR into what you were talking about.
yes
>your assumption is you arent buying these speculative stocks because of a deadcat bounce.
yes
>that does not apply to PLTR
???

>>24485581
A bit late now

PLTR a buy at 15 again, yeah?
Fuck memeddit. What do i buy? 2 straight days of cheapies and i cant decide. Shall i just wait for chinamen jerkoff AI and other NAK IPOS?

The golden bull market is officially over. McDonald's has started officially started selling McRib sandwiches again. We are in a bear market until they get rid of the McRib.

>>24485663
I think that musk just said that Tesla will use its high market cap to eat a competitor, he just hasn't decided which one yet.

Okay guys I accidentally bought 10 PLTR calls before so now I just bought 10 PLTR puts. Logic tells me they should, more or less, hedge against each other and minimize my losses...right?

>>24485651
pretty retarded statement

>>24485650
no one can infiltrate our impenetrable fort of autistic investing and options gambling

>Citron is wrong about PLTR
>Morgan Stanley is wrong about PLTR
>Surely PLTR will never dip below 20
>Surely PLTR will never get delisted

>Big Brother: The Company down 12% today
>DUDE WEED LMAO SNDL up 10% today
Truly a clown world.

WHAT THE FUCK I WENT ALL IN ON PLTR PUTS A FEW MINUTES AGO AND I’M FUCKING DOWN 10% ALREADY WHY THE FUCK IS PLTR GOING BACK UP?????

>>24485657
>he doesn’t browse on his corporate phone at work

Ngmi

>>24485594
i had JIMA under 7 but listened to FUDDERs who said african amazon was a bad idea
fuck me...

>>24485679
because PLTR isnt having a deadcat bounce right now you absolute smoothbrain? are you retarded?

>>24485679
a consecutive down day isnt a bounce, t think thats what hes getting at

>>24485651
RH needs to verify my account faster, I'm fucking missing my first real entry point
REEEE

>>24485689
NAK will spike again don't you worry baggie

>>24485713
Fucking love sndl. Honestly one of my favorite stocks to trade

>>24485716
unironically think you will be fine
>t. $25 bagholder

Two kids 4 years ounger than me at the gym today tlking about how Tesla is a "GOOd buy" This is really the top huh
>“If shoe shine boys are giving stock tips, then it's time to get out of the market.”

Just a heads up, PLTR won't be a good buy until WSB and Stocktwits gives up on it. These big boys won't buy until they shake out every week handed fucker they can. That means, unironically, $17 and below.
Then it will crab upward slow and steady.
That's how its gonna work and you can either fight against Morgan's fucken $17 price point or you can ride with it.

I wasn't watching BA and it shot up $70 in the meantime. Bought into it now hoping it'll keep on it's moon mission

>>24485701
Not unless you get crabbed to death

Sold my PLTR above 22 earlier feels good but also fuck morgan stanley and andrew left. In on LGVW, GME and EARS now

>>24485711
>>Citron is wrong about PLTR
>>Morgan Stanley is wrong about PLTR
>>Surely PLTR will never dip below 20
>>Surely PLTR will never get delisted
It won't get delisted, it's just going to settle in the target price range

>>24485657
same. my boss taught me alot of stonks over the years so he doesnt give a shit if he sees i have charts or brokerage up on my screen. i do everything he expects of me

>>24485400
what's your price point? my average is 11.69 and I wanna add to my stack also

Now holding back cash until the next crash

Short fucking tesla with me you cowards

>>24485716
>buying puts at the bottom
Why do they do this?

Oil and aerospace pumping on a red day. Feels good to be a retard sometimes

Who paper handed LGVW today? Fess up.

>>24485609
anon... i...

Ez gains, bought the dip two days in a row now

>>24485610
5 buys at 12/31 21.5 call
and 4 buys at 1/15/21 21 call

and um, 10 puts at 21.5, 12/11...
i don't know what the fuck i'm doing anymore

>>24485721
Buddy you think all these graphs need to look exactly alike? They all went up together because of the same crowd and speculative frenzy, guess what, they'll all come down the same too.

So what if one or two look a little different, come back to me by the end of the week and we'll see what happens.

>>24485778
its the vaccine news.

>>24485743
There will always be more normies flooding retail. It's so easy to trade stocks now that the normies and thots are here forever. Gambling is addicting.

SELL YOUR FUCKING PLTR YOU FUCKS

>>24485786
SNDL BTW

What the fuck is going on with INAQ

>>24485762
I'm at like 13.70, I kept averaging up lol
I didn't sell at the first spike to 15.80, and didn't sell at the last spike to 19, I'm kinda used to bagholding this so it's all good

>>24485567
I’m not at liberty to discuss the ins and outs of the bloomberg terminal’s capabilities. Sorry sir

>>24485806
no

>>24485745
Started buying and flipping puts on monday sir, because SPACs have not been needful

>>24485445
I did junior college for shitty 2 year cyber security degree
sprinkled some certs on that
hired on for 70k

>>24485238
What happens on Dec 18 for CRSR?

If you're a dumb cultist "infinity p/e ratio is fine" teslafag then consider this your warning to sell now

>>24485605
I ironically buy Kroger right now for earnings. Not that you PLTRedditors deserve a lifeline

>>24485806
I can't, I'm minus $10,000. I have to hold. It's gonna be painful tho, best case scenario is a year to break even.

post trannies. now. OR scat. we got em on the ropes. Ill head over to /d/

>>24485701
Jesus. What strikes?

>>24485802
I hear them just walking around my neighborhood too. If this is the new retail crowd, then trading just got 10x easier

you guys are so stupid it's amazing, no wonder you are all so fucking poor

>>24485574
CLF shill, I have a 13c call on the 11th, if it hits the strike within a couple days should I immediately sell or hold and see if it can go up anymore?

>>24485707
alright, I will play you little game
but it already too late

just dropped 100k on CRSR puts 25 strike 18 december

sell while you still can muahahah

>>24485842
It ends the day we’ll under $50

>>24485759
Agreed. Imagine being a cubicle cuck that has to look over his shoulder every 5 minutes.

Have 175 shares or CRSR with $34.43 avg price, should I sell, hold or buy more ?

Am I gonna make it bro’s?

>>24485663
I got stopped out of tsla short already, i had it from around 490 and i knew it gonna dump after stopped like it does right now :) some times you win some times you lose, i knew it had potential to pump up one more leg so didnt make big bet

what do I buy?

no memes

Im currently 100% cash,out of this list which stocks should I buy:
horse
fcell
pltr
snow
acb
apha

Ok my PLTR puts are recovering, carry on :^)

>>24485875
Just dropped 100k on CRSR

Okay friend

>>24485889
fucking sell you dumbass

Why the fuck would i buy CLF when X is The better option?
CLF fag go back to stockwits

>>24485875
I actually like this play but I don’t think it’ll print

>>24485791
Holy fuck dude

Okay I'm out. I made some decent dosh off PLTR but that's the end of my ride. Been holding since $9.60, see ya.

>>24485857
That won't be a problem but may I ask why?

>>24485912
Why? It could go back up

>>24485701
lol dumbass, that only works when IV is increasing in anticipation of earnings or whatever

enjoy your theta burn

>>24485873
People may know about this place, but it's not user friendly, hence people telling newfags to buy NAK and calling out faggots and niggers without a second thought

>>24485899
Buy CVX or XOM

CLF

When will this piece of shit market correct itself

>>24485875
yeah yeah post proofs

>>24485814
the needful

>>24485901
I bought horse for shits and giggles

>>24485913
CLF is faster growing with more upside.
I bought both, 60% CLF 40% X.
They're both great picks.

>>24485791
lol

>>24485441
OH BAYBEE

>>24485918
I figured that would create some kind of a straddle. Am I wrong?
In any case I'm down $100 with my calls and up $60 with my puts so, hopefully I won't be able to lose that much, and I'm selling it all tomorrow.

>>24485791
Screenshot or fuck off

>>24485955
>didn't buy NUE

ngmi

>>24485942
probably end of week some red

>>24485927
whatever i hope you have cash to average down when the time comes. i'm buying at 25 and i guarantee i own shares in the next month

>>24485947
Explain

Oooooh baby CLF

>>24485927
Why are you buying shitty risky meme plays with that amount of buying power? Holy fuck

>>24485847
Based on what? The holiday season and that small covaids panic 2?

FREE MONEY ALERT

had too much to drink last night and just woke up why is pltr down so much, its 50% of my portfolio

>>24485978
>NUE
Nah, no room for upside beyond a few percent

Should I cut some of my losses and sell 130 PLTR for some SNDL?

Hey (((scientists))), wasn't a vaccine supposed to only be 40% effective and not be available until 2022?

>>24485758
And what might that target price range be anon?

>>24485984
This is now COG cliff options general

I, a newfag, bought NAK. At first I was upset with those who mislead me but after a moment to think I am ok.

>>24486006
Sndl is under a dollar, the cannabis run is far from over

>>24486008
Biden got elected and forced drumpf to bring out the good stuff faster Goyim, this is the truth.

>>24485975
Ok. How about instead of everyone laughing at me though you give some friendly advice please??
Just bought some more puts too to even things out.

Bought into Velodyne at 14.5

>>24486006
yes, buy high sell low

>>24485996
I'm just sitting here, waiting for HEAR to go up, anyday now..........anyday.........

>trying to get into stocks
>need a job first
>still studying at community college, plans to go to university

What's the best plan of action, or just advice, that you would give a sod such as myself?
Just sold $70 worth of XRP to pay for monthly expenses.

>>24486021
No with you here it is GNG gay nigger general.

>>24486008
Remember when they spent a week DEBUNKING Trump's statement that it would be ready soon?
And how, pfizer, who is a huge donator to the Biden Campaign, only said they had a vaccine the weekend after the election?
Remember?

>>24485962
You're going to get iv crushed bro.

DAMN

>>24486029
buy more nak. FREE money

>>24486008
the virus was to magically disappear after the election

im going to become a sugar daddy once i make it

>>24485899
GME

>>24486046
get a job I guess lol

>>24486055
I'm selling everything tomorrow morning, I'll take my hit if it comes

>>24485806
why would i sell so the hedgefunds can get cheapies?

>>24486039
It's ok dumbass, everyone blows up their account at least once with options

>>24486069
That's borderline paypig/simp territory.

>>24486061
>>24486037
>>24486052
David Goldberg predicted all of this.

What are you guys going to do when CLF-anon takes his profit?

PLTR YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG FUCKING WAY

>>24486052
>And how, pfizer, who is a huge donator to the Biden Campaign

how can a pharma company be a politcal donator btw? that's kinda weird

>APXT
NO
NOO
NOOO
NOOOO
NOOOOO

New thread in 5 minutes lunch edition

glad i got out of PLTR and CRSR yikes

>>24486039
Lmao. Now buy calls to balance out those puts.

>>24486029
>>24486058
newfags
dont touch junior miners
dont touch canada

unless its money you really dont care about

>>24486105
this is actually normal behavior if you look at the other times PLTR dumped

>>24486114
How could Jeffrey Epstein do this to us?

The jokes about CLF practically write themselves. Get out while you can idiots

>>24486143
This. It's really not a big deal in the long run.

>>24486095
Hey, so far I'm only down $90. If I come out of this losing no more than $300, I'll consider it a win...

I feel so depressed today... why didn't I saw the pump and dump coming... why didn't I sell at $32 or even $28. I have a fucking rent to pay in 2 days... Jesus I'm in big trouble.

>>24486130
this
got heavily burnt after listening to /pmg/ and their hard on for miners

>>24485562
share link or name, i got it from instagram. Reminds me so much of a french backpacker I fucked in Malaysia...

Cannabro here. Just keeping you guys updated I am up 2.6% today. ITHUF has been making waves, got in at .07 cents. currently worth .21 and climbing. Hope all of you buy Cannastocks before the MORES act passes tomorrow.

>>24486130
4d chess.

>>24486101
Are landlord for sex 4 rent simps too?

>>24486104
He's never gonna leave

>>24486077
Kek yeah, that's true.

Wanted to do retail at local camping-goods store, but I haven't heard back from them so I'm guessing I got passed up on.
Amazon warehouse it is

Good stonks to buy right now ?

>>24486046
go to community college, get an associates degree in engineering from an ABET-accredited institution for probably around 10k for the whole 2 years, learn to solder, and get a job as a technician. hell even starting out as a test operator without knowing shit as a temp you get $13/hr to sit on your ass listening to music or podcasts all day testing parts. eventually move up to being a tech and making 20-30/hr sitting in a lab and probably only working half of the time when people actually need you to solder shit for them.

>>24485981
Idk man I bought fucking balpreet kumar's bags at the top. I'm just holding out until Q1 2021 in hopes that there's something to gain out of these mergers. Personally I've burned myself on selling or buying too early too many times so it's time to be patient.

Bag-holding theme:
https://youtu.be/6B224XDJw6g

>>24486101
I saw someone post the math once about how it's incredibly cheaper than a prostitute to be a sugar daddy. Guy payed 2 girl's rent who lived in a shared college apartment (so like $600) and would fuck them multiple times a month.

>>24486187
$UUUU. Buy and hold for 5 years.

>>24486166
Sofi A

Where did you find a French girl in Malaysia

>>24485793
youre retarded and making baseless assumptions. what some pajeet spacs do has nothing to do with what chinkshit EVS does which has nothing to do with what PLTR does

>UPS not picking up packages from Gap, Newegg, Hot Topic, LL Bean, and Nike
Ayy lmao

>>24486159
Fuck your landlord I guess

>>24486104
congratulate him for making 1 million dollars

>>24486205
that's a big play

>>24486029
I know you're lying because hasn't even IPO'd yet

>>24485084
New thread
>>24486202
>>24486202
>>24486202
>>24486202
>>24486202
>>24486202

OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY
CHINESE EVS COMING THROUGH

>>24485084
Two biggest holdings CRSR & PLTR down 15% today. This is what happens when you fall for "meme" stocks.

I'm still not selling, pussies.

>>24486187
buy the pltr dip

>>24486217
Wtf? Puts on Nike?

>>24486104
he can't

>>24486217
deadass b?

>>24486198
That'd be worth it if you made tons of money I guess

>>24486216
It's more than PLTR and EV spacs, they all ran up together and dumped during a massive green day on QQQ yesterday. If that doesn't tell you everything, I don't know what else to day.

New thread
>>24486202
>>24486202
>>24486202
Remember to save and archive for future reference
Thank you

>>24486211
a hostel. Hostels are easy mode for picking up girls. She was pretty cool. We traveled together for a week and had a lot of fun.

>>24486166
I met a French backpacker before but couldn't fuck her because of the smell

>>24486316
that’s quite rude.

>>24486277
that's literally just coincidental cause everything ran up you fucking retard

>>24485901
APHA and WKHS tmw

If you're selling PLTR today you lose.
You are supposed to be buying today to close your shorts. Probably gonna see it test 25+ on the next green day soon if there isn't a massive market down swing. That would make a lot of people get very 'risk off' meaning you might have to sell all your speculative biomemes and such. Anyway if I was bagholding PLTR right now I wouldn't sell unless I was really hurting in which case I would know my position sizing is too large and then I'd trim some. Proper position sizing is one of the most important things guys, stop trying to be like CLF anon who is just balls derp into one thing. He was one of the lucky ones but there have been a dozen -99% portfolios for every poster like him.

>>24486348
The French don't shower bro let alone a backpacker, it was disgusting

>>24486423
isn't that olde britbon war propaganda?

>>24486192
I responded to you in the next thread! >>24486479

>>24486485
No, French people shower like 3 times a week.

>>24486039
I threw your position into an analysis tab and this is what comes out. you basically have a long strangle, so you're hoping for a large move in either direction. You're going to lose approximately 212$ a day while you hold this, movement/vega notworthstanding.

>>24486386
CLF fag wasn't lucky, he bought at an all time low. It was a sensible thing to do.

You can sell a 30 strike December 18 CRSR put for $200 right now.
Might be a good play. Even if it dips past 30 before christmas the stock is worth more than that.

>>24486485
Maybe, but every French person I met stank. That backpacker though was on a whole different level.

Shame because lookswise she was very fuckable.

>>24485298
DAMN greta look like that now?

>>24486549
>That backpacker though was on a whole different level
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised, backpackers being hippies and all.

i bought PLTR at 19. hit 29. Bought some more. next day. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24486606
>>24486519
>>24486423
this is not true lmao

t showered with a literal french backpacker hippy and have known ~a dozen French men and women pretty well over the years.

>>24486743
more like
>t. french

>tfw bought all my new stuff at the bottom
>just watching it crab
>bored
>don't want to trade bc that's how i lose money
>just watching the money stay the same

>>24486531
The vega is the most important part though.

>>24486743
This >>24486803

>>24486840
Of course, having a long option position on a stock with such a high IVR is a recipe for disaster. That ship has sailed though.

>>24486531
is that tastyworks?

>>24486878
Yep

God bro’s I just want to fuck an 18 year old with big tits and braces. FUCK!

>>24487221
Based. Braces are underrated.

>>24487221
>braces
yup I'm thinking based