/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why are you homeless and where are you living?
I would say take a loan if you can and buy as much Link as possible

1. go full on beggar mode, tell them you want to buy crypto (bitcoin) and food
2. meanwhile use faucets from your phone, and if you can play poker blockchain.poker (it has a faucet too) to try to make a few bucks
3. do this for years so u might make it

get a fucking job

>>24480644
Go and register on coinbase and participate in these

coinbase com/earn/
comp/invite/xjp1q78k

Answer No. 1: Earning interest
Answer No. 2: Supply a crypto asset as collateral
Answer No. 3: COMP token holders

>>24480644
Ewwww hobo. Keep your hands away from me

>>24480730
Now ive read some retarded shit in my life, but you take the cake.

>>24480762
2. XLM
coinbase com/earn/
xlm/invite/jfxhy5k0

Answer No. 1: A decentralized protocol that unites the worlds financial infrastructure
Answer No. 2: Facilitating low-cost, universal payments.
Answer No. 3: Transactions are fast, inexpensive, and global
Answer No. 4: To issue, exchange, and transfer tokens quickly and efficiently
Answer No. 5: It relies on the cooperation of trusted nodes to confirm transactions.

>>24480644
you are going to need knee pads

>>24480778
yeah its retarded but what if he gets 100 bucks and buys the 100x shitcoin to the moon?

>>24480726
Dad kicked me out of the house a few months ago for not cleaning the toilet "properly".
I don't have credit to take a loan.
>>24480730
I uhhh don't think I can last years being homeless.
>>24480759
I'm working on that but its hard to get hired looking like shit. I can sense the contempt people have for me IRL.
>>24480762
>>24480808
Fuck, how legit is this? Looks like a "you scratch my back I scratch yours" situation.

>>24480644
I'm homeless, I just bought ETH with BATs. wgmi no matter what anon.

>>24480851
Legit as fuck, I got over 30 eur already

>>24480851
It is legit, Coinbase is literally the best ramp for getting into crypto.

>>24480644
Get a cardboard sign, sit out the front of your local supermarket. Underneath the sign have two hats. Write the names of two sports teams on the sign with arrows pointing down to each hat. People love that kinda stuff, it pulls them in and they think they may as well give you a few dollars

>>24480851
Oh the coinbase quiz airdrops are quite widely know about, they're pretty legit. Most people don't bother with them because they only give you around 50 dollars and for a lot of people on here that's not enough to be bothered with but, for you, that could really help

>>24480644
kys and respawn you already fucked it up

>>24480851
Ngmi, no dedication to put even minimal effort into making money. Now I understand why you got kicked out for not cleaning the toilet properly. You probably just squirted some soap in the toilet after taking a nasty diarrhea dump and not flushing.

>>24480644
to have crypto may not save you from homelesness

>>24480644
You need capital to start with. Job, loan or other but you need money to make money.

>>24480808
Do I just watch the videos? I'm not getting anything where I answer questions.

>>24480851
>uuuhhhhhh is Coinbase legit?
>how do I search something on the internet?

>>24480851
Get fucked you lazy nigger. Now go buy some knee pads

>>24481813
You have to wait a little, they a waiting list or something.

>>24480851

>>24480644
coinbase is litterally giving out like $150 for doing some stupid little quizzes that take 10mins.. wtf are u still doing here

if u want some quick money, go cut off a diesel converter and sell it on craigslist for $200

>>24480851
it's legit, coinbase scratches both your backs with free crypto, simply for playing. you can easily get like $50, then if you invite more people, another $80 or something like that.
whatever you do, convert it all to Chainlink (ticker:LINK) and hold like a sonofabitch for 5-10 years

>>24480644
Post pic of your living situation so that those of us with kind hearts may help you out.
Kinda feeling generous myself considering my portfolio has been outperforming bitcoin atm.

>>24480644
go flip burgers in mcdonalds for a month. save all your money. put it all in linke with 25x leverage. continue being a bum for a few months. cash out. live like a boss for a few months. go broke, repeat. that's your lifecycle OP. enjoy

>>24480644
If you're functionally literate you can compete with pajeets and chinks on a transcription site like Rev.com, but I wouldn't recommend it. Way easier to do some quick turnover.

Get yourself a phone, download ebay and amazon apps
Create small seller account
go to thrift / second hand stores look for cheap dvds and games. books especially jew or christfag books, You can easily make like 200 - 1200$ a month depending on the quality of the store. Be creative selling shit too, if you're homeless all you need to do is find somewhere to print out the labels once something sells, take it to a post office, and pay them to ship it for you.

>>24483098
should add that if you live in an area with a lot of christians you can probably go to a church, pretend you're a christfag and theyll put you up for at last a week or two, let you shower and shit. I've been there bro, went from homeless to made it and i kissed a lot of boots doing it.

>>24480644
RUGPULL
RUGPULL
RUGPULL
PRESALE SCAM

>>24480851
anon, swallow your pride and apologize to your dad so you can shave, clean up and get a job
then when you have a job you can move out and rent and be independent

but like this you are not going to make it, ever. Come to your senses.

>>24480644
You in the US? Apply to community college and fill out the FAFSA, they give you like 6k a year or someshit, can also apply for federal loans to cover costs of living (which making it definitely fits into) just need to maintain a 2.0 gpa to continue getting it, ez af since they constantly lower the standards to fit the declining mean iq of this shithole sewer of a country