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Anonymous Wed Dec 2 07:41:40 2020 No.24476355 [Reply] [Original]

let's start the world's worst financial and business consulting firm

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 07:46:46 2020 No.24476434 Sounds like CLV

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 07:48:04 2020 No.24476454 >>24476355 >the company motto isn’t “buy high, sell low” The fuck you doing OP?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 07:49:22 2020 No.24476475 first advice: KYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 07:50:16 2020 No.24476495 >>24476454 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 07:53:02 2020 No.24476535 File: 889 KB, 947x670, 1603711976238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24476355 ah Mr Smythe, yes I do have a wonderful coin of interest

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 07:55:33 2020 No.24476572 A 4chan consulting firm that did nothing but explain to "journalists" how 4chan works and what it means for their propaganda fluff piece would probably do okay. You'd just have to charge a lot (payable only in shitcoins of course).

Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:00:16 2020 No.24476670

>>24476572
They don't want to know how it works, shit-tier market to go for.

>>24476454
you're right. i'll rewrite the business plan

That being said, we need some new talent around here. I'm looking to hire a consultant to help manage my personal finances. Any takers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:00:29 2020 No.24476673 Nice, we could have kleros curated lists of /biz/ shitcoins

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:01:42 2020 No.24476691 How do I turn $100 into $1000 with no risk and in less than 1 month?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:02:21 2020 No.24476699 >>24476673 Are you sure that wouldn't be a conflict of interests when PNK would be at the very top of that shitcoin list ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:03:39 2020 No.24476719 Top fucking kek, there's so many ideas to this it's hilarious Imagine first thing you see when you walk in the gold is goldframed sergay, and pictures of other devs on the hallways If I had photoshop I'd do it, hilarious

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:04:03 2020 No.24476727 >>24476355 Buy link and xrp

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:05:06 2020 No.24476742 >>24476355 Disclaimer: N

Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:08:21 2020 No.24476779

>>24476691
Take out a loan for $120,000.

Invest it into the S&P 500 vanguard index for 1 month, ideally when there's some evidence the market will be looking up.

On average, the index grows ~10% annually, which means 0.8% per month. $125,000 x 0.8% = $1,000.

Offset amount according to the interest rate of the loan to balance out.

That's the only way I can think of to passively turn $100 into $1000 in less than 1 month without very specific knowledge of a single investment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:10:40 2020 No.24476814 >>24476779 >No risk. >Take a loan for $120K. yep

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:11:52 2020 No.24476834 File: 301 KB, 788x788, 1597935581472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24476355 4chan would make you more money than hedgefunds. It happened with BTC in 2012, it happened with ETH in 2016 and it will happen with Link

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:12:22 2020 No.24476841 >>24476691 Suck 90 dicks. At only 3-4 dicks a day, you'll be done by NYE.

>>	Doggo Wed Dec 2 08:14:22 2020 No.24476865 >>24476834 This. 4chsn has made me far more money than any other forum or source

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:14:49 2020 No.24476873 >>24476699 Hey, the product works, and if their token just so happens to be at the top of our list, so be it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:14:50 2020 No.24476875 >>24476355 make sure we shill BAT to guarantee losses while every other asset in the world moons

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:15:21 2020 No.24476881 >>24476355 poo pee poo pee poo poo pee pee clear?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:16:03 2020 No.24476890 >>24476814 if you only have a net worth of $100, the worst that could happen is you declare bankruptcy. so really, all you have to lose is that $100

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:17:48 2020 No.24476923 File: 764 KB, 1000x668, Indian Computer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24476355 Ranjesh Smith our analyst predicted that Poo Coin will be a moon coin, sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:18:22 2020 No.24476933 >>24476355 Buy the news, sell the dump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:19:35 2020 No.24476953 >>24476923 90% should be that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:23:04 2020 No.24477015 >>24476779 >>24476841 thanks, they are both very solid advices, I will come back here more often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:34:21 2020 No.24477254 >>24477015 No problem, as an old /b/tard I've seen many people make profitable use of that advice. It just works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:42:27 2020 No.24477420 >>24476355 Will you give me a job working from home doing absolutely nothing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 08:54:38 2020 No.24477643 >>24476355 i have an idea for an internet message board it's just like reddit but it's anonymous I call it 5chins how do i become rich?

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