/biz/ - Business & Finance

COOM

First for CLF METAL BROS

FIRST FOR MASSIVE FUCKING MILKERS

Is the S&P 500 gonna be up or down tomorrow?

What did he mean by this?

Guys, please do not have kids. If you are not milionaire, thae are certainly going to have shitty life.

I only buy boomer stocks now since the jews keep dumping our meme stocks.

>>24470634
nice try Moshe

One of the more interesting things is that NAK is currently doing 157M revenue in 2020. Just eyeballing it their sales in 2020 are around 140M (subtracting services), with a marketcap of 3B. Meanwhile PLTR has a marketcap of 44b with 1b in sales. If NAK is looked at similarly to PLTR you should see the market give it a marketcap of 6B. They're not the same company, but pretty damn close if you ask me.

>I would like to return this PS5 please, I found a cheaper deal on Amazon
>I would like to buy one 50% discounted Funko Pop
>Yes, PC peripherals made by Pajeets in New Delhi is EXACTLY what I'm looking for!

>>24470624
I bought 1 2023 $10 call months ago when he shilled it and I'm up almost 300% on it. Bought 3 more calls for 2022 today.

Someone give me a good tech/future growth ETF that I can throw my excess money into every month.

I have MOON so far but that's mainly chink stuff and seems iffy.

I'm hoping for something for actual growth potential, Not TSLA or apple which are already at their peaks.

>>24470622
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com

>>24470690
spy or qqq or voo.

>>24470658
what fucking company is this? all i can find is northern dynasty minerals. what is nak2 actually called?

Should I short PLTR? Thinking about picking up some poots.

>>24470713
NAK

>>24470713
c3

>>24470713
It’s called NAK

>>24470713
INAQ

>>24470713
I heard it’s PLTR

>>24470718
It is obviously going back over $30.

>>24470701
I don't watch porn. I jerk off to anime titties. Which is the same as jerking off to art. Nice try you uncultured swine.

>>24470658
And they're growing faster.

>>24470765
So you jerk it to drawings made by autistic boys. How cultured

Where do you think BB will open tomorrow? 8 dollars?

>>24470765
>anime titties
yes

Can anyone explain what in the fuck happened to Synnex Corp (SNX)? Not invested in it but holy shit that drop. Is it worth buying the dip?

>>24470772
Better than jerking of to (((normal porn)))

>>24470765
>>24470790
based

i hope this isnt insidfer trading but im ordering a chipotle burrito tomorrow if anyone would like to buy in before i do

clf berkshire hathaway

>>24470624
My Christmas Eve CLF calls are up 300%
Only regret is not buying more

What am I in for?

>>24470772
it is pretty cultured. in fact otaku art is the most cultured art

>>24470622
Checked

>>24470725
thanks

>>24470831
loss

>>24470772
*Drawings made by VERY gifted autistic boys.
Sorry your pea brain cannot appreciate the subtlety of anime.

>>24470658
I am honestly thinking of putting a significant portion of my portfolio into them. Their metrics look solid.

>>24470831
It will rocket the sky.

$40 by the next week

>>24470831
big oofs

>>24470856
I'm putting about 5% in it, if I had a job I'd probably put somewhere around 10%.

Nasdump soon

ok boys, after seeing the NAK DD im probably going to try to buy a couple hundred shares. thanks grim. sucks they IPO right by ABNB, whom i also want to buy the fuck up

BOOOOBA
>>24470858

Going all in on NAK unless the dump happens

>>24470876
ABNB is going to be distracting everyone so you can buy cheap NAK shares

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-02/softbank-is-winding-down-options-trading-after-investor-backlash?srnd=premium-asia
>SoftBank Group Corp. is quietly winding down its controversial derivatives strategy after a sustained backlash from investors
>About 90% of the contracts will close out by the end of December because they are short-term
The NASDAQ whale is dead
Softbank has driven this massive market rally:
(article from September 4, 2020)
https://www.ft.com/content/75587aa6-1f1f-4e9d-b334-3ff866753fa2
>SoftBank unmasked as ‘Nasdaq whale’ that stoked tech rally

Well.. it's been fun boys

>>24470876
why do you want airbnb?

>>24470765
2D is always better than 3D.

Also reminder that Bili Bili stock is always a buy to ensure Hololive fan art

>>24470895
The Jew fears the Samurai

>>24470897
because it's probably going to continue being a hit, and ill at the very least make a quick buck

>>24470754
You are retarded.

>>24470634
I won't have kids but I feel the need to bust nuts in hoes and ghost them afterwards. Knowing I spread my seed is enough for me

>>24470895

>The fair value of SoftBank’s futures and options positions came to $2.7 billion

what am I missing here

>>24470718
It will definitely hit $30 again, but I'd wait for it to go lower

>>24470902
why do we need chink fanart so much? theres already so many japs doing that. we need more chink anime games, hopefully something cool that isnt gacha

The hell is going on in the cannabis industry? Nearly every stock tanked and the companies are operating at a loss. How is it possible middle school degens make money selling their cousins weed but degree holding millionaires can fuck up so bad?

What's the likelihood congress votes for delisting stocks that aren't audited by PCAOB tomorrow? Pretty low right? r-right guys...

>>24470927
they bought billions in options causing market makers to hedge by buying shares, which raised the price of the underlying, so the options went up, so softbank bought more, so the market makers hedged by buying shares...

That's why the entire market briefly went parabolic at the start of September before crashing

>>24470895
>The size and aggressiveness of the mysterious call buyer, coupled with the summer trading lull, has been a big factor in the buoyant performance of many big tech names as well as the broader US stock market
https://youtu.be/S-Xrlf3taEo
F Masayoshi - your services will not be forgotten

>>24470962
why did them buying options cause mms to hedge with shares?

>>24470954
government regulations, unironically – the different between Ken the Cannabis Dude and Kensington Cannabis Incorporated is regulatory requirements, health and safety, inspections, taxes...

whats going on with futures? are we dead?

>>24470946
It's nice art desu

There's a lot of time and effort that goes into it. That's why its quality product.

I'm buying more Bili Bili when it dips back to the $40s. Its a great long hold

>>24470765
Who are you who are so wise

>>24470974
Because market makers don't usually do naked options.

>>24470962
but 2b isnt a lot

>>24470974
that just be how market makers do I don't fucking know, something to do with greeks

>>24470962
yeah but isn't 2.7 billion a drop in the ocean

>>24470954
it's run by criminals? all the stoners that thought it was going to save the world are getting a gut check right now

i love nak, the mining comany

>>24470983
but would the mms have to already be selling naked options to have those orders by masayoshi san filled?

>>24470986
>>24470996
correct me if I'm wrong but $2B in pure call option premium controls a fuck ton more than $2B worth of shares

>>24471012
sure, but enough to impact whole tech?

>>24470996
Read the September 4th article
>https://www.ft.com/content/75587aa6-1f1f-4e9d-b334-3ff866753fa2
Google it - there were many, many pieces written about Softbank "The Nasdaq Whale" driving the market higher
Even before Softbank was unmasked to be the whale, there were many articles written "Who is the whale driving the markets up??"

>>24471007
Probably not, but it would force a lot of them to hold onto shares they might not otherwise be holding onto. Derivatives are powerful instruments.

Lads
It’s Pearl Harbor again

>>24471026
Yes.

>>24470977
Nah, these fucking idiots were just trying hard to push million of pounds of dirt weed and nobody was buying it. They flooded the market with schwag and people went back to their dealers.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-23/aurora-sinks-to-4-year-low-told-to-stop-growing-so-much-weed

>>24471027
How is that even legal?

Softbank literally gets unlimited amount of money from the Japanese government.

Is Softbank just acting on the Feds orders?

>>24470690
TQQQ

>>24471003
It's run by chinese investors in Canada that didn't realize people won't buy price point marijuana likely because they'd get ten years hard labor if they ever lit up at home

>>24470831
blood red

>>24470624
post good metal to listen to while investing in metals

>>24471084
what are they going to do about it. have the SEC investigate

imagine what the saudis have probably done with manipulating the market in the past years. they know when the oil prices would tank and would like have major short positions waiting

>>24471137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CK3_pgUqws

listen to real music jesus

GAME
STOP
G A M E S T O P
"whats that honey?"
GMEEEEEEEEEE
IM GOING TO COOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

flat is better

>>24470639
Whats your faveorite booker stonks senpai

>>24471137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc

>>24470718
Why not Citron is doing it

Guys, how hard would it be to get on national or local television if I called new stations and told them that I am a representative of a young investors group called /smg/ or a young investors group called stock market general? I would love to corner a (((journalist))) into letting us troll them publicly.

So I took 500 dollars from my sister and put it in NAK, because /pol/ told me Trump would win, now I'm down to like 200 and I don't have any toi pay her back,

Thinking about selling now and taking that 200 and running away, start a new life somewhere

anyway i don't actually have any major positions in tech. because it felt off to me. hopefully I'm spared

>>24471151
>not liking undergroup rap & also metal

pathetic

>>24471122
well the chinese are the force behind the cartels, so yeah, criminals

>>24471213

>>24471199
put it on TQQQ and pay her back in 5 years

>>24470765
>>24470790
>>24470938
Do you ever think Hololive will go public and if so, how much money do I divert from the girls themselves to the company directly?

>>24471199
$200 is just enough money to start a new life as a organ harvesting victim.

>>24471146
Because its fundamentally illegal to manipulate stocks.

I cant jump in a penny stock and create a fake run so others buy..slapping the ask with intetion of moving the price is actually not even legal.

Many years ago i paid marketwatch $3000 for a press release on a dead grey sheet stock that hadnt had a trade in a decade.

As soon as the press release was submitted i vought my position at at 0002 and buyers flooded in from everywhere. After 2 more press releases the stock went up to almost a penny and i cashed out and soon afterwords it collapse. I made $93000 but was fined $250000 and banned from trading till 2019

Softbank is doing the same thing i was doing. Its manipulation.

>>24471252
holy fuck my oshi rushia looks so cute here

when is NAK IPOing?

He's a trader, and you know it

hey guys I'm drunk and its truth time i usually post under two ips so i can be two different people. my first identity is a man of experience and good memes. my second identity is that of a shy boy, asking the opinion of his frens for guidance. there is a third identity but I'll never tell. there are some 4th and 5th subidentities. i don't know which one i truly am. help.

>>24471282
yeah but you aren't softbank. theres a critical mass where the rules don't apply anymore

money is power

>>24471255
I know 200 isn't a lot in the us but in a place like thailand or maybe some parts of africa, the non white ones 200 can last you a few years

>>24471282
And how the hell are they going to stop them?

And if the Saudis are manipulating actions, how are they going to put them in jail? There would have to be a war to enter the country and imprison them.

what's your best strategy for trying to grow a 3 digit portfolio? dont respond with "Get a job," i have a job, i just cant deposit more funds into my Roth IRA and need to grow this piece of shit to keep up with my other accounts

>>24470866
Nazzies btfo forever

>>24471305
next week if I recall correctly

>>24471252
Imagine actually donating to anime streamer girl jfc reevaluate your life next you'll say you went all in on SOLO

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING RED

>>24471315
wow i just want to say I'm moved by your post, I finally have the courage to kill myself, thanks

>>24471347
just do what I did I started with 300 and now have 15k after depositing around 16k

>>24471137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i1JwZuGZ-w

>DXY
Uhhh... what happened?

>>24471195
Newsmax. Try pitching it to Newsmax.

>>24471359
I never donated but Ive bought their merch. with crazy high shipping prices

>>24471315
I want to log all of your personalities into my dropbox

>>24471316

Its fucking bullshit man. I get caught and have to walk dogs for 7 years and banned from trading yet a foreign government entity like softbank with unlimited amounts of liquidity can manipulate call options and trigger infinite gamma squeezes on purpose.

You cant tell me the fed is not encouraging this

Fucking sad man. Clown world. Think of all rational and sane short sellers who saw a value trap and wanted to profit from it and correct overprice...who were ruined

>>24471359
Id kill you in the most painful way possible if miko told me to.

>>24471389
>land of the free

>>24471371
Think it would work?

Sell NIO yes or no?

>>24471366
will you livestream kys with me?

>>24471389
While I don't like your method of making cash, I have to agree. They want to give the appearance of an honest market that isn't manipulated because that actually makes it easier to manipulate people. It would easier if everyone knew to be weary of articles and press releases, and instead just ran the numbers.

If any of you are gonna kill yourselves, please give me your thumb drive with all your waifu pics so I can preserve and secure them properly.

>>24471315
we still have some r*dditors hanging out in here right? can we get a quick psychoanalysis write-up on this anon?

>>24471439

What i did was wrong. I was alot younger and wanted to make it. i never thought 2 government goons would show up at my house with fu man chu mustaches in a late 1990s buick but it happened

>>24471463
this anon carries the mandate of god

>>24471252
>no tan girls
It's like they hate money

>>24471315
>>24471479
wait nevermind I figured it out, he's one or more of the usual tripfags and also posts anonymously using the aforementioned personas. gottem

>>24471479
Stalker anon here. This is a typical drunk /smg/ anon. He will spew nonsense, go to sleep, and forget any of this happened. He didn't even ping my radar.

hoping for another red day since schwab finally got my deposit, im thinking GME

>>24471523
hey stalker anon, who am i?

>>24471498
no trips i promise
>>24471479
last time i even looked at reddit was 2016 and it made me sick

>>24471413
New price target is 59$ so i wont

>>24471541
It doesn't work that way anon. Just know that if you ever posted a single piece of information that differentiates you from the average anon, I've logged it.

Imagine-: Nigger bought stocks

>>24471556
If I revealed a piece of personal information that I've revealed in the past, would you be able to correlate that to another bit of information about me? Am I already logged in your database?

>>24471556
does this help?

>>24471389
>I get caught and have to walk dogs for 7 years
i almost believed you until this lmao

>>24471592
Most likely
>>24471599
I don't think about you at all.

>>24471604

Its true man. I did community service for 7 years in exhange for not going to jail 2 years

>>24471630
thats pretty chill for comminity service though. you could have been picking up needles or something

>>24471630
since when is walking dogs community service?

https://youtu.be/0rXwufFoJYw
its important to watch and fully understand this video in order to properly comprehend the gamestop play

>futures
soon

>>24471645


Pet shelter where stray dogs go.

Required by law to get 30 minutes of exercise

>>24471199
he will win buy more to average down. Believe me or don't.

Guys I'm not gonna lie I've been drinking all night and I really like this band of young negroes singing to me.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=n6x7GiV9JWA&feature=share

Where is baggie when you need him?

>>24471674
passed out on the floor I bet

>>24471684
I would be genuinely willing to pay for baggie's expenses to come do a video update with me. It would be so goddamn entertaining.

>he buys imagery goods in hopes of selling it to an idiot looking to buy imagery goods

i hope day of the rope comes for you all, god damn slimy trannies

Will TSLA puts print tomorrow?

>>24471715
tsla puts should have printed for months now. i cant bring myself to risk it

>>24471713
poorfag cope

>>24471004
it’s going to moon i bought 300 shares today feeling real comfy, they have that untapped mine and that’s why you see so much shilling atm. soon anon. we’re all gonna make it. get NAK.

LGVW bros, we're going to the poor house aren't we? I don't think we can recover from this week's assfucking anytime soon.

PLTR... C-Chads...?

>>24471746
cant you put tesla prints for 6 months or if it keeps going up for a couple weeks your puts will be destroyed even if it goes down?

>>24471395
Likewise friends, likewise.

>>24471761
yes were fucked i didnt even look i just wanted to buy a meme and make money for once so i fomod in like a retard. the product looks retarded.

>>24471761
Is this your first spac? It will go back up. Just sell before the merger

>>24471767

>>24471762

>>24470690
ARKK

>>24471761
feeling bretty raw at the moment friend. still holding until 2021 though, platinum hands until the merger.

Im worried about palantir bros...

Was 33 really the selling point?

>>24471766
go take a look at the premium for puts 6 months out and get back to me. I've lost enough money taking short positions based on fundamentals in the clown market that I don't think I can do it anymore. it makes all the sense in the world, but I'm going to sit it out. and yes you will be fighting with time.

>>24471809
>>24471762
NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MEXICANERINOS
NOT MY WHOLESOME SECURITY AND PRIVATE INFORMATION :((

>>24471282
could you elaborate on your story? why would you pay marketwatch for a press release? and why were you responsible for random people bidding the stock up?

Not gonna be green tommorrow so put that away. We had a double top tosay in the markets. Suprised so many held..thats indicative of a quick and violent downward trend

>>24471861
he was pump and dumping a dead stock by hyping it up

>>24471846
*entire market crashes tomorrow*

>>24471831
this, i had a call for 34 12/4

im scared bros

>>24471786
KEK

>>24471831
>>24471907

PLTR was simply IPO too low. It found the top around 30... now we find the bottom

>>24470627
up bigly

>he bought disruptive tech memestocks

>>24471483
>son, do you have any idea how serious this is?

it was for your safety, of course.

getting bogged tomorrow

>>24471941
warren buffet sold a bunch of banks and shit too and put them in stocks that do good during crashes

>>24471883
probably. premiums will blow up too.

>>24471861


So you have to fill out paperwork when you do a press release. I pretty much pretended to be some guy i wasnt (forgery charge 1)

The stock was totally dead on the pink/grey sheets. Suddenly my press release and a couple social media posts on Ihub and yahoo forums ..spreading rumors about making registration going current and possible partnership with amazon.

This news hit wires and brought in tons of buyers who brought in more buyers who bought over my position. I did 2 more press releases before i dumped (insider trading..4 charges) so the stock started off at .0001 and ended up at .0097 i think after 2 weeks.

Theres not much to it. I took a dead company that wasnt mine..bought early positions and released fake news.

>>24471941
that chart is telling you that the market is not very volatile and very stable.

>>24471951
wich ones?

This story was just published / notifications sent out to phones:
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-55145696
>Covid Pfizer vaccine approved for use next week in UK
>The UK has become the first country in the world to approve the Pfizer/BioNTech coronavirus vaccine for widespread use.
Will this be enough to prop up the market?
If we see a red day after this news.. run for the hills

How does my curry look
>Not a pajeet

>>24471975
gold and some other bank

what will GME's low be tomorrow?

>>24471996
I'd eat it. I would never eat anything made by a pajeet though.

>>24471984

Nope. Futures still down

Tho somewhat less. We have rallied 66 times on vaccine news. Doubting it

>>24471997
Swiss Bank?

Every bank is good, actually

>>24471975
>that chart is telling you that the market is not very volatile and very stable.
stop

>>24472018
>72018>>24471997(You)
i looked through them yesterday and the banks he sold did fucking awful in the 1999 crash and the one he bought didnt and the gold stocks he bought were the same way youd have to look

whenever it looks like warren buffett is losing his touch its about to crash

>tfw SPACs down and now a BOG is incoming.
I CAN'T PULL OUT AAAAAAAAA

Thoughts on CRSR lately

>>24472006
Glad to hear it, that's Kowalski polish sausage from the great state of michigan. City faggot tranny nigger chinks, will never get to taste pure caucasian food.

Anons so whats safe to invest with this whole great reset paradigm and economic collapse of the US looming in the background when the stimulus doesn't get passed?

Tech only, gold/silver?

im not coping so well with trying to make trades in this market. my broker has cucked me as well. im down like 30%. i need to just walk away from this until next year

>>24472052
Gamestop

>>24472052

Why do all this? Just pick an inverse etf

>>24472034
gold stocks were actually up. ive been holding those bags since July.

they actually cancelled out the losses I had in GME

>>24471831
33 was the selling point if youre physic or a bot. 30 was the selling point for normal humans.

>>24472052
guns ammo and gold bars

>>24472052
Unironically, US government bonds become the only safe investment.

I recommend Series EE bonds since they effectively give a 3.3% interest rate for a 20-year security (they double their face value at maturity).

Bonds outperformed every other asset class during the depressions of 1921 and 1929. They outperformed since they maintained their face value, and governments cannot confiscate their own debt. Governments will always find a way to rob their citizens to pay bondholders.

>>24472075
>lost money
>gme

??? there was only one day you could buy it where you lost money

>>24472071
Because im a compulsive gambler thats got nothing better to do than watch the decline of the west and drink.

>>24472068
>my broker has cucked me as well
Me too. They screwed me out of my own money. Completely they're fault too. They're throwing reasons that are clearly not the case. Really blows as this isnt the first time ive been screwed over by them.

>>24472052
all of my gold stocks were up

FNV
SSL (SAND on American exchanges I believe)
and
MNT.to (TSX)

>>24472086
How much do I need minimum and do brokers like TD trade bonds?

>>24471996
Not yellow or fire red. Where is the pajeet lurker at? Someone mention inaq real quick. Also fuck jannies. Pieces of fucking shit. Banning sprees going unchecked.

If we dip into a world with negative interest rates, and in 5 years we have -5% yielding bonds, a Series EE bond would probably outperform everything else, including money in a bank account, stocks and other asset that could be confiscated when they begin violating private property rights.

All the certainty of an impending dump is making me bullish. Always inverse /smg/

How fucked are we

>>24472087
yup
>>24472099
bond yields are low, and will go lower, they will not raise rates

>>24472132

Like hell they wont

If the dollar gets keeps getting routed you are gonna wake up to 23 rate hikes one of these mornings

>>24472130
looks like we arent quite there yet

>>24472099
You buy these directly from treasurydirect.gov.

Do not use a broker since you should be buying this directly from Uncle Sam. Buying from the secondary market is difficult because bonds are sold at a hefty premium there.

Series I bonds can be bought by opting to receive your tax refund as a bond by filing IRS form 8888.

>>24472103
Umm *gulp* you have a phone call...

>>24472156
will devastate economy. eveybody is leveraged.

Why the fuck can't I sell my fucking stock? What is this horseshit.

>>24472183
See 1980s

They will let it go as long as they can but never let it fail.

I’ve come across one eye-catching system called gotEM. I haven’t seen anything like it before. They have created Pre-sale wallet for each user who would like to receive GTX and x5 profit.

>>24472036
it got bogged in the crossfire between the tard stocks, but yesterday shows it really wants to take off if everyone would just settle down first

the UK approved the biontech vaccine and it will be available starting next week, looks like this corona monkey business is finally over bros

Why is no big investor buying the dip? Is it over?

>>24472036
It's doing well. You should be thinking more long-term with CRSR. It's still in its initial boomer FOMO phase. From how much it moves on open I don't think it's in its slow climb phase yet. My own autistic belief is that CRSR will enter a slow upwards creep into $70-80 territory sometime around February 2021 (I get that february isn't long term, but it is in /biz/ years)

>>24472214
people are probably just going to cash to wait out a crash. I'm not worried about pltr, I think its a good product and am willing to hodl

>>24472214

Gonna rewatch Cherbobyl but with the blackpill that an RBMK reactor is an allegory for the global financial markets

>>24472280
>>24472280
use it was a pnd?

>>24472303
cause*

>>24472190
scary stuff. time to go to bed.

>>24472303
pnd?

>HORSE
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>>24472342
>Entering buy zone
nice

>>24472190
A rate hike to 2% could crash the economy, but the difference between 0.5% and 2% is negligible on a short-term bond.

There is a tail risk to holding a bank-deposit which was not the case in 2008 (government bail outs are not possible now). Dodd-Frank makes it possible for banks to turn their unsecured liabilities (bank deposits) into common stock. Because of this, I would rather own US government debt than a FDIC-insured bank deposit.

In fact, owning physical, liquid assets make perfect sense because of this tail risk introduced by Dodd-Frank.

>>24472342

>>24472388
Although I would add, 150 basis points is a lot for billions of dollars sloshing through financial markets.

To me, 150 basis points is really $150 per $10,000 invested, which is chump change.

This is my second plea. Baggie I will pay for your airfare and all expenses to come and do an interview with me.

>>24472342
i got frens in that
hope they survive impact

What do you know about DuckDAO?

Found Medium article about their Crypto Incubator, seems open, share your opinion about it.

How long can we sustain fake pumps on vaccine news that not yet done anything and "we are working on stimulus bill agreement" which just gets kicked down the road

>>24472459
havent seen baggie or baggie like posting since he (maybe?) gave up his trip and also NAK went down.

>>24472509
I give it until January

>>24472327
shorthand for ''pound' as in great british pound, like that you give to an essex slag on her 3rd girls night out of the week
but you don't go back

Anyone knows when is the House floor voting to delist the chinese?

Can CRSR reach 50 in a month? I’ve got some calls

can i tell girls i trade stocks if all i do is crab and lose money?

>>24472622
BABA dip after?

>>24471762
Pltr is a hedge for 4 years of biden nwo. Dont worry about short term chaos. Just buy more.

>>24470658
When ipo?

>>24472509
>>24472593
I give it until the government shutdown in a little over a week

>>24472658

>>24472388

Im telling you straight up they wont let hyperinflation happen or even 70s style inflation of 10%.


Thats equally as destructive. Volker pegged interest rate at 15%..yes it crushed the economy but it crushed inflation also and we were over it in less than a decade

>>24472634
Crabs and losing money? Is that before or after you get with the girl?

Went - 5% for the last 5 days

How much will PLTR tank today? Hopefully not below my avg price of 17.56!

>>24472764
Probably around 17 over the next few days, sorry. Good news is itll go back up afterwards.

>>24472764
Just bought another 5000€ worth of PLTR. Except a massive dump.

Who had reached peak oil demand in their 2020 predictions? It's all ogre for the oil companies.

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2020-peak-oil-era-is-suddenly-upon-us/?srnd=premium

>>24470713
You must be Canadian, it's NDM up here.

>>24472342
just buy more cheapie horsies

Opinions on (see three aye eye) stonk?

Seeing lots of hype from plebbits

>>24471996
Looks more like gumbo or jambalaya
Idk I'm not from Louisiana

>>24471967
Why did you think you'll get away with it?

>>24472855
I've heard ads for them on npr (know thy enemy) for years

So how much is PLTR gonna hurt me today?

>>24472939
2-5 %

>>24472855
https://youtu.be/3sX_sE31r9Q

>>24472908
same, so I'm really intrigued. never had any idea what they do other than sponsoring the npr marketplace morning report until yesterday.
I'm a sucker for this hype though so count me in for $1k on the IPO.

Burry is unbelievably based.

>bobo gets his "fun" during the tiny dip
>until he gets stopped out and we poomp again
Let’s do this bullchads

>>24472669
That DoorDash price range is totally reasonable

>>24472939
It can’t. only you can hurt yourself by being emotionally attached to your position

>>24473089
At least fucking read about their products. Jesus christ, don't just invest in something you have no idea what is.

>>24472684
dude you overestimate the capabilities of these morons. They haven´t done anything against inflation for decades and they only repeat the measures that they know

>>24473162
Nice reading comprehension dipshit, go buy more NAK

it's not to late to be PLTR CHAD

>>24473125
honestly. /ourguy/

>>24473125
His political opinions are alright but he is a complete retard in terms of stock picks. He once spent years investing everything he had in water predicting a water crisis that never came.

What do you fags think about BlackBerry? What the fuck are these boomer fucks up to?

>>24473220
How much are you holding? 10k $?

How much of your portfolio are you putting into NAK, bros? 50% here, but only if pre-market jews dont moon it too soon.

>>24472818
Predicting the oil demand in 10 years from now on is impossible. You don't know what could drive up demand even in the next two years. Just think about predictions 10 years ago, no one would have predicted 2020.

>>24473244
I messed around with that stock a bit last year. They do have a redemption arch with security and government contracts but they seem to be having a tough go of it. It spiked today on news of big deal with Amazon for cloud services related to EV software. I don't know if it will enter a bullish trend on that. Maybe. Not buying this spike,.

>>24473230
Water rights are inevitably going to be a powder keg of a political and social issue first between countries and then within them when it gets really bad. He is just wayyyyyyyyy too early on that.

>>24472908
>>24473089

So next short term green wojack stock? Got it.

Whens the IPO

>>24473337
see
>>24472669

PLTR has a big dip

>>24473337
to add on, you're probably right about short term booming, but I imagine it'll be a good long term hold as well. big data analytics are all the rage, haven't you heard of Palantir??

Also praying to Jesus to get in cheap on Ho bloks.

You guys puttin all in on shares at market but at open or trickle over the entire trading day of ipo?

are stocks a jewish scam? its a gamble where everyone fails and 90% of people just go broke

do these companies make stocks just to scam retards out of their money while paying them? where does the money go that you lose?

RBLX IPO when

>>24473262
how do you know Jack?

>>24473414

Stop naming it the bots are watching

>>24473414

Stop using the ticker, bots are watching

Just wait 2 weeks

>>24473335
It already is between some countries. Ethiopia is fucking up it's relationship with Sudan and Egypt.

>>24473401
>are stocks a jewish scam? its a gamble where everyone fails and 90% of people just go broke
that is the case only for short term "day traders"
Check a chart for SPY over the years and think again

>WKHS

>>24473471
i meant for anyone doing anything but just letting money sit in the market. like day trading is so appealing because unless youre making 6 figures or already set up with everything you need the 10% returns are kinda useless

>>24473401
Imagine trying to explain what the stock market is to people that never had it... It does sound like a scam honestly. It doesn't measure anything accurately (not the economy, not the company's success) besides maybe sentiment and even that would be a half truth. The things you're buying hold no intrinsic value...

>>24473497
as soon as i heard about leveraged etfs i instantly got a scam vibe from half of the shit because even if you go mostly positive you still lose money in them and they look like you make more

>>24473478
seems like ev market pops

>>24470772
Women actually, a majority of those are made by grown ass women.

>>24471996
Looks like a sludgy mess. Brocolli and rice are overcooked.

>>24473497
the stock market would be fine if the regulators would actually do their job and put people in prison

>>24470625
Based

So does Navinder browse /smg/?

>>24473453
I should be more precise. Le Big Autism Man is likely buying land within the US and Canada. Water rights HAVE acted as a destabilizing force in much of the middle east already. The droughts in Syria from 2006-2011 is one of the major causes of the absolute shitstorm that has been the Syrian Civil War.

>roblox when tweens are being sent the fuck back to school

shiggidy yall about to lose money

me? im about to go all in on airbnb

Time for Nio and Pltr cheapies

>>24471408
In case it did, better not fuck it up. Be prepared, prepare for questions and especially rebuttals to your accusation and if you're slipping in anything radiactive, be prepare to handle blatant denial.
Also if filmed, wear a suit to not throw them off right off the bat.
Also if shit hits the fan, say you're from reddit.

>>24473422
>>24473438
Take your meds

Say I bought 10 shares at $10
Few months later the stock price is $40, and its showing signs that may go back to around $20-$25, even though in the future it may grow back past $50
What would be the smart play? Sell 7 shares and leave the rest to grow in the future? Buy more in the dip?

>>24473679
https://topstonks.com/
take a look brother

>>24473680
sell and buy back in

>>24473602
Based

>>24473538
I don't see that ever happening.

Have an order to sell all PLTR upon opening and it just keeps fucking rapidly approaching the 22.89 I bought it at. If I'm lucky at all I'll break even at this faggot point.

i can't wait until the actual NAK moons because of moron fuckers looking at algo data on topstonks

come to think of it, i'm all in on NAK. NAK is clearly the best choice. has anyone considered buying NAK?

>>24473752
>selling PLTR
yikes

>>24473698
Top stonks is the stupidest fucking shit ever. The best time of my day is shit posting on smg, why do I want a bot to do that for me?

guys should I buy more PLTR with this dip?

>>24473752
I see you fell for my FUD thanks for the cheapies anon

>>24473793
If you wanna hold it for a bit, it will take a month or two to see +$30 again, unless we have another flash crash like before.

>>24473752
its a shitron dip not a real dip based on anything, hold for one more day

>>24473138
ikr
what the fuck, I didn't even hear about them before /smg/

>>24473230
Yeah he should have been investing in sand instead, that will probably run out first.

>>24473782
>>24473800
>>24473807

lol bloomberg term says morgan stanley dropped price target to $17.
selling and re buying in later is the right move today.
or not fucking with PLTR at all for now and BUYING GME

>>24473538
oy vey, that's a new holocaut
maybe YOU shoud go to prison for antisemitism

>>24473805
How long will it take with Nio in your opinion?

I've just checked market... is it me or there is literally nothing out there to buy? Everything is in a bubble and primed to crash like we did at the end of October.
I've ended up doing nothing but accumulating more PLTR shares with every $24 dip, guess I'll do more of that today.

>>24471996
/ck/ here. it looks shit. what are you even doing? did you even use curry spice.
>>24472868
gumbo needs roux base. jam maybe but no fucking beans or broccoli. paella is jam with seafood. poo curry is jam with curry spices and also often has yogurt marinate for meat and heavy cream added to it. chili is curry minus the thickeners or you could call it jam minus the rice

>>24473859
This little Jew revised his price target 3 times last month, increasing from $13 to $15 to $17. At least check where your news is coming from.

>>24473866
Nio is a chink company, America wants to ban Chink Trading in the US. It may never recover.

>>24473698
And what do you think the site traffic and buying power of that site and this site are exactly?

You guys are buying SNDL and selling before house vote starts right?

Easiest 20%

>>24473951
when does house vote starts?

>>24473957
1pm I think

>>24473970
yuropoor sorry
1pm what timezone?

>>24473909
You have to out jew the jew if you want to jew with the jew crew

>>24473859
If you lose money in the PLTR casino .. ok it happens.
If you lose money because you bought Blockbuster 2.0 you are rightfully gonna feel like a fuucking idiot

>>24473979
DC time, where the vote takes place. Can't you people think for yourself?

>>24474004
I am sorry im fucking retarded, its early here so still sleepy
Thanks

>>24473996
>PLTR casino
I will be shocked if it doesn't reach triple digits by 2023

>>24474050
Me too, we are all gonna make it

new thread when

>>24474082
Now

>>24474050
>1,000% market cap within 27 months of IPO
Where do you people come from

>>24474118
clown world
which is, in fact, the real world

what calls are we buying on open boys

>>24471715
>>24471746
Dilution has 0 NPV. What's the point?
TSLA will probably go up after dilution because it's overvalued.

>>24474145
WKHS

why are SNDL bros confident in a pre-vote pump?

Should I sell my 100 sndl shares and buy calls instead?

>>24474200
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>24474223
House is likely to pass the bill, senate is where the problems will be

>>24474231
why would you buy calls of a penny stock

NEW

>>24474252
>>24474252
>>24474252

>>24474252
>>24474252
>>24474252

>>24474232
buy low sell high

>>24474241
Because they exist and there's potential for like 400 dollars profit instead of like 100 from the shares and a call? The premium is 0.25