/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>24458222
>PLTR
Nice memestock thank god I didn't trust you retards this time
Take this L and learn.

It is time

Y
<enter>

>buy SNDL on that one post
>dumps
Thanks bogs

>NIO
>ZM
>CBAT

>>24458266
you've got 9 minutes for it to drop a buck fifty or no lewds.

$50k invested, $8k in cash. What do I buy?

you need to cover yeezy. eat up

GALT ARMY ASSEMBLY

I got fucked today biz, and not in a good way

First for CLF cliffing up tomorrow morning

You DID buy the WKHS dip, right anon?

>>24458284
Same here lmfao
Only 100 shares but still

Markets falling fast

Dafuq

NIO bros we are fine r-right?

>>24458301
Nothing right now dumass

At a market capitalization of $3B, Gamestop will be worth $46.15

At a market cap $9B, Gamestop will be worth $138.

This is assuming no further buybacks. Management is already authorized to make over $100M in further buybacks.

>>24458274
Anyone who got in at 10 when it was first shilled is sitting comfy

Rate my portfolio.

GALT letsgooo

>>24458274
You're a retard, if you bought anywhere from 9-20 You would have made money like 99% of /smg/

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEED NIGGERS DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24458290
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24458313
I got 2000

>tfw you were the SNDL shill last thread
I've failed you, my brothers. I'm not going to make it.

>tfw making safe bets for retirement
>tfw haven't been to a doctor since infancy and have chain smoked for 20 years

I hate to break it to you but with a ticker like AI you're never going to be able to keep the boomers hands off it.

Profit YOINK! Thank you market.

>>24458330
>BYND
EWW
everything else is based

>>24458264
Filtered

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24458293
It will pump a bit at the end and a lot at the opening tomorrow. We're still in the shake-off phase, lots of tourists from Leddit gets fucked. I bought at $19 so I just laugh at them.

WORKers report in

>>24458362
McDonalds deal soon.**


** Source: I saw it in a dream.

>APXT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24458348
Oof

IVE LOST SO MUCH TODAY DO I SELL OR HOLD THESE?


Only losing gains but it stings bad

is SNOW worth buying at the "dip"?

When will OOF be available for us to invest in?

>>24458376
reporting

Sell PLTR with the small gains I made?

>>24458284
>>24458313
>Mad about buying on a high

Even with these crazy swings I'm still up 40%, stay mad. The train hasn't even left the station yet and you're being given one final chance to get onboard before it leaves.

>>24458348
>2050 here

>Buy my first LEAPs yesterday
>They're for 2022
>*sip* yep slow and steady is how I -
>They're up 50%

>>24458274
I listened to these retards and bought it @18.67, so I do thank these retards as it still beat any boomer stocks

FREE SHKRELI

anyone else /TRTN/?
looking forward to your divvies?

Today was a good day.

thank you for shopping at ThetaMart! Please come again!

RED DAY TOMORROW? STITMULUS REJECTED?

>>24458426
What did you buy? I'm looking for some promising ones since my MARA ones are about to sell soon.

>>24458350
>and have chain smoked for 20 years

I switched to A JUUL a year and a half ago, got me completely out of the habit of smoking cigs. quit the JUUL 7 months ago. you could consider switching to a vape, I think it helped.

It’s over.
Rare earth minerals
Civilian product and military product
All blocked or price raised for trade dramatically in response to Trump administration handling with China.
Get out of Chinese stocks for the love of god. They will be delisted

>>24458349
Death to you and your family anon

OH NO NO NO NO COOMERS WE'RE FUCKING FINISHED

>>24458373
Part of me is sad that it's pumping because my puts are getting crushed, but part of me is still happy because I don't have to share my gf's lewds.

>>24458448
this is scary

buy NAK faggots, its easy money

>>24458330
thank you for buying my bags

>>24458470
That bill is only for companies that are controlled by china.

>>24458323
melvin has infinity money
we have the whole reddit buying it

thats how pathetic we are compared to big institutions
they completely thwarted all our ammo on monday

inorganic and illegal

inb4 dingdindingding

Contract soon
40 dollars EOY

>>24458423
I bought 8000
J U S T

>>24458476
Itll go back up to a dollar at open tomorrow, relax

>>24458495
Why...

>>24458488
why? theyre sells not buys

>>24458485
Don't whore your gf... unless she accepts the fact that she's a whore. Then profit from her on OF for a while and dump her for a debt-free virgin without tattoos.

>>24458417
The train stops at market opening or later? Asking for a friend

>He sold BTFLY in 2020

DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS

CHILI SUCKS

>>24458508
glad to see im not the only horsey left.

>>24458497
China is communist anon. Do you know what you just said

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/01/investing/nasdaq-rule-board-of-directors-diversity/index.html
>The rule, which needs the approval of the Securities and Exchange Commission to take effect, would require companies to have at least two diverse directors, including one woman and one member of an "underrepresented" minority group, including Black people, Latinos or members of the LGBTQ+ community. Smaller companies and foreign companies on the exchange could comply with two woman directors.
the fuck?

markets finna dip right?

>>24458538
I'm here too! 700 shares

>>24458303
Lel

>>24458533
Definition of a crab day for me

>>24458524
I know, I’m praying for a crab week for you bud

>tried to short NNOX at 67 but no shares available

It's not fucking fair bros

talk me out of buying BOTY at .0001 and selling at .0004

>>24458528
Sir why do they all look the same?

>>24458501
There is a certain transcendent bliss in knowing that a company is fundamentally undervalued, has already demonstrated a strong retail turnaround, and we're literally just waiting on Q4 earnings. Q3 might be enough if they provide forward guidance. There's a clock ticking on Melvin. They can't escape demonstrated free cash flows.

>>24458543
SEC wont approve surely

>>24458510
That's me 2 weeks ago. Enjoy the ride back to 30. I'll buy your bags then when you get desperate.

DONG DONG DONG
How'd you do?

Current status: nervous

>>24458539
I'm just sitting here looking at my months old CHL puts who are literally on the list of like 5 companies to have forced divestment in January as part of the Trump executive order and it has barely gone down more than a couple of percentage points. Clearly no one gives a shit.

What’s NIO gonna be EOY?

>>24458543
wow it's gonna be so great when token hires become legally obligated

>>24458448
My man

Entire portfolio was red today and not just red, blood red. I knew the correction was coming I just thought I had more time. Oh well

>>24458405
yes only comp daddy buffet publicly likes

>>24458538
I only have 89.5 shares but it's over half of my portfolio, going to buy more when I sell off my options contracts.
Going to sell when the mooning starts to smooth out.

>>24458565
im not, i hope i get assigned on either of them. preferably both but thats impossible

>>24458571
where is this available for purchase fren?

>>24458543
>Asians count as white for the new enforced token nigger rule
We're accelerating.

>>24458597
0

>>24458571
Don't be retarded

Looks like that may have been stop loss fishing SNDLbros

>>24458330
5/6ths memes

>>24458589
Neutral today, down $61. Managed to buy two call options I liked.

>>24458222
niggers

>>24458611
>correction
>markets are up

???

>>24458616
Well alright

>>24458589
Down about 2%. To be expected considering the last few weeks. At least I'm back up on CRSR.

>>24458589

>>24458589

MY ASS IS BLEEDING SHIT AND BLOOD CURRYSY OF SPACS

other than that my clf is helping.

>>24458350
At least the smoking will protect you from covid.

>>24458589
>>24458561

>>24458355
Now NAK on the other hand...

>>24458589
+3.69%
CRSR is my main stock
hope it stays above 40 until the 18th so im not saddled with 100 shares, the premium was too good to not take

Selling tomorrow for IPOs next week C3.so looks promising as fuck

>GME
Shit is crazy yo. No idea if its going to be $10 or $20 tomorrow.

I also had a crab day

>Overnight with many open short positions
>Woke up 4am to blood green futures
>-3k
>Swung to +3k by late morning
>Made some stupid moves through the day and other things turned around
>End day -700

>>24458666
witnessed

>>24458589
I CAN'T BELIEVE SPACS ARE FUCKING DEAD

PLTR IS LOADING UP 50$ SOON

>>24458485
I'm still waiting on those lewds btw

>>24458664
How much do you want to buy?

>>24458543
Looks like some executives will have to start transitioning to female

>>24458666
$10 it is boys

>>24458597
N/A due to chink destruction

I bought bb for 7:30 and sold for 7:31
I made $36
Get fucked Bobo

>>24458618
schwab has it

>>24458589
up about .35% so underperformed the market

>>24458664
Gonna load up on this while everyone is going to inflate the roblox and airbnb bubble

>>24458589
Theorical loss, but since I cashed in some stocks today it's like nothing actually happened. I'm hoping for a PLTR dip tomorrow so I can continue these swing trades.

>>24458666
Ok satan good luck with your meme picks

>>24458666
>666
Great, now it's going to be both, thanks Satan

NIO BROS, WHO ELSE LOCKED AND LOADED FOR THE SHOW TOMORROW? WILL YOU SELL AT OPENING OR YOU HOLDING?

you pltrannies did get out right?

>>24458677
that's the dumbest fucking pair of jean short shorts i've ever seen

>>24458527
well look at what happened today, the pump was in the morning. maybe the house vote on weeed will pump it. does anyone know the exact time the vote will be held?

>>24458727
Thinking of skipping rblx and abnb for this too

>>24458734
>GME
>meme pick
Have you ever seen a meme trade at 0.18x sales, entering the first quarter of real growth since 2018?

>>24458744
Why? 25 is as low as it will get, probably 30 by Friday

>>24458664

40 dollars per share after insiders buy? how much room does c3 even have to grow as an "AI" company.

>>24458543

>corporate boards being a bowl of reeses pieces are more important than profit
>only way to get in as a white or asian is to have a vagina

How high and wasted do you have to be to think of something like this?

>>24458727
Honestly I'm going to ride the RBLX memecoaster to a profit of 30-40% and sell, not going to be retarded and hold.

>>24458589
+1%

>>24458692
That was your only chance. That other anonymous poster is right. I shouldn't be whoring out my girlfriend I should be respecting and loving my girlfriend... even if $20 is $20

>>24458533
Nearly hit 90k today. I'll probably make 100k status before the new year.

how do frens buy fresh ipo if poorfag with 3 digi rh accounts?

>>24458666
(ID: 8d0bVTh9)

8 days 0(nothing) but V (formation) The 9th

>>24458664
I am buying too sounds good

>>24458786
How Jewish

>>24458739
What show tomorrow?
I'm sitting on so much cash right now, but I'm still about half in on high leverage.

>>24458744
>you pltrannies did get out right?
Kekkies
They were so overdue for the retrace

>>24458589
Not bad.
>>24458804

Rate my portfolio

>>24458624
It's always been an unspoken assumption. How many Western Asians do you see affiliating with black people?

Cannabis investors, you might want to watch the Rules Committee debate on MORES act tomorrow at 1:00pm, it'll be streamed:
https://rules.house.gov/news/announcement/meeting-announcement-hr-3884-marijuana-opportunity-reinvestment-and-expungement

Trying to find the time for when the China stocks bill gets debated/voted on.. as far as I can tell it'll be after 6:30pm, not sure the exact time

>>24458804
Good for you bro, hoping to hit the 5 digit club myself but it's not likely.

>>24456168
>everyone tries to be a fucking nostradamus instead of just looking at the fucking financials

what "financials" should i look at? in all seriousness, i want to know what to look for in other companies in the future, what are the signs that something is gonna pump, specifically? seems like so much of the market is disconnected from the fundamentals that i wonder if it's even worth understanding anymore. i didn't get into GME because of the financials i got into it because of the new consoles being released while the short float was so insanely high, now i already sold half for 50% profit and holding the other half in case of a meme squeeze actually occurring some day.

>>24458704
yeah, seems like if each board just gets two guys to say the words "i identify as a woman" to nasdaq then they have to approve.

my normie friends are getting into stocks, is this a sell signal?

>>24458849
I believe in you.

>>24458842
thanks anon exactly what I needed

>>24458806
Options

>>24458744
Why would I? Only retards bought above $25

>>24458664
When is their IPO? Have they set a date?

>>24458872
Nah buy everything

>>24458839
>no gamestop
NGMI, lucky for you Gamestop is having a Cyberweek sale, 15% off all common stock!

>>24458876
Thanks fren, hopefully the horses carry me to affluence

Another based day for CLF

>>24458872
anons with normie friends in /smg/
massive sell signal, absolute top

>>24458842

That China Bill has me on edge. I have some NIO that I bought at $17 I dont know If I should just get out now and put that money somewhere else.

>lgvw still dumping in AH

>>24458589
+13% thanks to CLF and options
Sold all my CLF stock but kept some options in it

>>24458839
boring

Is there a date for Roblox yet?

>>24458786
These kind of things have a tendency of fixing themselves. If you fill a boardroom with women and minorities, the company will inevitably do poorly, and wall street will have them ousted.

>>24458849
Keep going. Prevent gains build on themselves. Getting to 10k will take a long time but once you're there 20k is that much easier.

>>24458626
no u

>>24458872
I was actually on live stream with a boomer simp telling the girl on the live stream he spent all his money on stocks and saying now is the best time to buy.

>>24458849
I had 5 digits on open Monday, I believe in you fren, just make sure to buy the GME dip

>>24458589
Green across the board. I took half profits on 2x nasdaq and s&p longs in my retirement account. It's a locked account (LIRA) so there is no cost averaging. I just swing trade the 2x indexes in it. Works out well.

In active account I have TQQQ, MLHR, SKYW, DOOO. Already took partial profits on all of those so I'm just waiting until the TA gives a sell signal. Watching Corsair and Palantir very closely for possible entries.

Why aren’t you selling naked puts and calls RIGHT NOW? Yeah here’s tens of thousands of dollars just sitting there for you. Sure there’s infinite risk but that makes it more exciting

>>24458872

>>24458908
I pulled all out of China today. Took a haircut on my profit though

You guys have 1-2 weeks to leave the market

>>24458589
bought CELH this morning and it shot up 8%

bout to go take a shower and make some tea. after that I'm going to pray to god BABA recovers

>>24458643
Impressive

>>24458953
Earnings is next week. We'll make it or die trying.

>>24458953
Why

Ok /biz/ I’m tired of using Robinhood’s charts. Which broker should I go to for better charting?

>>24458867
It would be very transphobic of them not too. Sue the shit out of them

>>24458953
Fuck off

>>24458947
buy a good pair of clippers and diy. i haven't paid for haircut since 2008.

>>24458988
Degiro

>>24458841
>black
>people
pic one

>>24458909
Worst investment ice ever made

>>24458589
i made money day trading and then lost it all and more because i thought i knew better than my system and could call bottoms and tops and kept averaging down. lesson learned i guess. at least GME is plenty green for me.

>>24458988
my broker is so shit I don't even open the app except to buy and sell stock, I use MyStocksPortfolio for tracking and Yahoo Finance for charts

>>24458925
>>24458940
Thanks bros I appreciate the energy.
I only don't think it's likely because this is my account here (bought the CLF contracts for the meme) but at this rate I'll be there long before next summer.
>>24458561

>SNDL already up in after hours

A part of me expected this.

>>24458611
>correction
lmao, which SPACs

>>24458376
Plz shares bought out for 80.

>>24458953
You keep posting this shit in every thread. The crash will be fixed with a printer as it happened before. Nobody cares anymore, stocks are casino now.

>>24459028
Is there a SPAC etf? Lol

>>24458904
>up $252k
>past month
Absolutely fucking based.

>>24458988
I use TD ameritrade

interface is easy to use and they have a market screener thing called think or swim. Apparently it's really good, but i never use it because im not a fucking nerd who looks at graphs

>>24458935
You can't make this shit up.

>>24458456
CX
I just wanted something I knew I could cash in eventually.

>>24458538
I'm here, Horsebro. Been here buying every fuckin dip, started buying in at $13. Contract soon.

>>24458953
Thanks for the warning, Moshe. You're truly our greatest ally.

>>24458953
You have 1-2 weeks to lick my balls.

>>24458771
I was merely pretending to be retarded

>>24459057
Man, I wish I bought $25k worth of CLF ... I only bought 200 shares :(

>>24459082
You're welcome :^)

>Palantir AH
OH NO NO NO NO NO!!

I LOVE TQQQ

>>24459082
Nice, thanks bro.
I'll buy some 2023 $3.5C contracts ASAP

>Newegg
>N
/pol/ needs to jump on making single letters racist.

>>24459050
I think so, SPAK
But they buy before merger and sell after merger so you're subjected to fake valuations becoming real. Must have a negative return rate

>>24458589
First ever red day

>>24459125
NGG is already taken.

Remember to report tranny poster >>24458692
For avatar/signature usage.

>>24459125
Ok then why don't you just actually tell /pol/ instead of /smg/?

>>24458804
>Nearly hit 90k today. I'll probably make 100k status before the new year.
At your current rate, that definitely doesn't seem unreasonable.

>>24458806
>how do frens buy fresh ipo if poorfag with 3 digi rh accounts?
>fresh ipo
You don't because freshly IPO'd companies aren't a good idea
But you can try the Renaissance IPO ETF if you're stubborn. The ticker is $IPO.

>>24458495
They lost and shit won't change for years, that said I put in an ask for 10000 shares at .17

>>24459102

whats your cost basis? i bought at 10, 8k

Roblox vs Airbnb vs Doordash

Roblox
- pro: crack for kids, microtransactions, more monthly players than minecraft

-cons: someone told me there's bot farm issues? I don't see how thats possible tho

Airbnb/doordash
- kinda like uber/lyft as in the dont have large liabilities. They just take percentages from operators.

Enlighten me on more pros and cons so I can pick one to go ballsdeep in

>>24459026
Late bloomers thinking they are buying the bottom.

>tfw sold all my PLTR for a nice profit
What’s the next meme stock I should invest my cash into?

>>24459152
NEG isn't on NYSE though.

Will opecs decision affect oil companies such as FANG or Shell drastically?

just put in an order for 10k shares of OPTI at $0.04, wish me luck bros. and yes this is gambling money, im willing to double down at $0.02

>>24458727
roblox has meme power and reddit has been alking it up so it's gonna make $ in the short run

>>24459067
hey Chad

>>24459149
>baby bull falls down for the first time
Get back up, kid, you're doing great.

>>24458222
Just going to point out that BOTY ended on a gain for me today. See you faggots who bought it in the VIP stripper room

>lost all my gains after buying PLTR, NAK, GME and SNDL
Tell me why did I trust you retards

>>24459196
$5

>there are paper hands newfags that exited the market on their first red day
you arent cut out for this

>>24459202
Roblox has the most meme potential so when it drops it will shoot up higher and faster than NKLA did.

>>24459202
Roblox you can be on the GROUND floor of OOF memes in /smg/

>>24459003

>>24458913
Yeah that's my life. I did lose like 70k on puts though. It was fucked.

>>24458776
no clue but if SNOW grew then this can grow as well

Today was my first red day in weeks. Because I had an option that was +2000 and now its +1500. But still, it hurts...

>>24459235
They should have listed as OOF for maximum memetics.

>>24459229
Congratulations, you can now average down on GME and get an even lower cost average

>>24459206
SNDL.
They will get bought out soon enough for 2 dollars a share.
Easy 5x.

>>24458888
9th I think, same day as Doordash

>>24458953
>I'm a bigger niggermonkey than 2 scoops
K

I took everything out of PLTR and put it into SPY
Still up 150% for the year so it's OK

>>24459202
roblox is tween fortnite, can't go wrong to all in then sell at 30%

>>24459202
If you're not in RBLX, just get out of this general. It'll be fun times whether it dips or moons. Buy at least 1 share to join in with us. It'd be like missing out on GME when it was first shilled - even on its red days it's still talked about frequently because so much of us have gone in that we all share in its movements. Especially when most of us are still green on it and probably skimmed our initial entry off anyway. More shitposting to be had when you're not really at risk of losing money.

>>24459234
Cut your losers and let your winners run

I don't buy stocks but bought GME, am I going to make it?

>>24459202
Airbnb is worse than hotels in pricing and is now getting their lunch eaten by vrbo. Have no interest in doing anything other than shorting airbnb

>>24459281
What makes you say this?

>>24459184
so i cant buy roblox and ai?

I haven't actually made any significant trades in months, at this point I just watch my GME stock go up and shitpost

I sold MSFT for BTC in November and bought FSLR when Biden won, that's about it

Roblox is gonna be a win

>>24459109
Thank you Mr. Morgan!

>>24459202

Roblox seems to have that meme magic potential since I see my 10yo cousins play that shit and it makes them think of their future careers as streamers. Airbnb depends on the regulatory hurdle, since if it clears that it'll disrupt hotels and timeshares. Doordash feels like its past its prime since covid feels like it'll blow off unless another round of lockdowns and stims and WFH stuff goes around the next year.

>>24459234
DAS RITE! DAS FUCKING RITE!
POINT N LAUGH AT THE NIGGERMONKEYS.
JUS POINT N LAUGH AT THOSE DUMMY LIL RUNG LICKING NIGGERMONKEYS.

>>24459234
>buy low
>sell half on the pump
>hodl the other half risk-free for the memes

honestly don't know why more of you don't do this. once you sell that first half you're free, it becomes so comfy. then you can gamble with the rest and worst case scenario you get stopped out at break even but you made money on the first half.

I had some solid fucking gains today. What should I do for dinner? With my gookfu back in gookland i've fallen back into my bachelors lifestyle of drinking copious amounts of alcohol and passing out on the floor.

PLTR - Sigh this would've hit 40 if that short attack shit hadn't come along. But good things come to those who've got the balls to wait. All that short dude's other "picks" have ran up huge after his attack piece came out.

>>24459229
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY NAK NEXT WEEK

>>24459284
Cheers
Going to be big I hope.

I wanna sniff a latino girls big juicy ass

>>24459153
Good to see you're still here

>>24459202
airbnb cons: if another lockdown happens prepare to see this plummet.

doordash pros: the opposite of the above

>>24459359
u did a 2 week quarantine to go to korea? shits expensive

>>24459340
>I see my 10yo cousins play that shit and it makes them think of their future careers as streamers.

god, this world is fucking done, isn't it? please lord just let me make enough money to escape this shit and live in peace for the rest of my life and die of old age before the shit truly hits the fan.

>>24459224
thanks, was definitely getting cocky and thinking i'd end up a millionaire by next week so a little bit of loss is good for the learning curve

>>24459359
My mom made chicken soup.

>>24459400
no i didn't go, she went. i have to work.

Fuck me for buying expired memes

Betting my life savings on OOF this month. Wish me moon luck bros.

>>24459229
you bought the top, didn't you?

>>24458946
>last pump right after the stimulus gets passed to the public followed by a year long downtrend
sounds about right, too bad I was too greedy and bought in again a few days ago

>>24459286
That's been debunked

>>24459202
Apparently reddit's smg is already very big into roblox, that's a very bad omen.
Also someone a few threads back said the IPO would be priced at $44.
That's a lot.
I was going to throw 5k at it first day without blinking an eye, but at that price and with reddit's angst, I think I'll take a calmer approach and see how it evolves first.

Airbnb is also a bit more expensive than I expected but I'm still in because it's really a no brainer. I laughed at facebook when seeing how high it opened and missed the train, airbnb is far from being as retarded as facebook so I have no excuse this time, no underestimating.

Doordash can go choke on a bag of dicks with its 75 bucks.

>>24459250
>I did lose like 70k on puts though. It was fucked.
Holy shit. That sounds mega fucked.
What were you shorting?

>>24459331
>so i cant buy roblox and ai?
Only flat-footed, rung-licking niggermonkeys fall for such tomfoolery.
But TQQQ or FNGU if you must. QLD and FNGO are better optimized for long-term holding.
Don't buy BOTZ, lest you become a r*dditor.

Where is RBLX going to be traded? NASDAQ?

>>24459360
That Left is one ugly son of a whore. But if he didn't short it somebody else would have....just the nature of this fucking ruthless market

>>24459407
I'm getting worried that all these post-GFC2 newfags don't know what real volatility is. You've only ever traded in a golden bull run. I may be a newfag, but I started trading at the start of March, so I understand stonks can go down

>>24459184
>fresh ipo companies arent a good idea
>pltr
>crsr
>not good

>>24459423
I had a gookfu once. She went back to help run her dad's company. Sent me a marriage invitation 5 years ago.

hey SNDL Bros, would it be better to sell 4 covered calls on opening or just sell the 400 stocks? my average is .71 so I could maybe sell and get lower. what are your plans?

>LI up in the extended hours

I may be down but when I see shit like this I know that the kikes in the dark doing shady shit wants us to sell so they can buy.

>tfw had to disable safe search to make pic related appear

>pajeet shilled THCB
>I bought a bunch
>THCB tanks like a brick
>pajeet says “you should have bought earlier!!!! my bags are now yours, bye bye sucka!”

I can’t even be mad. I got got.

>>24459456
he shorted tesla

WORK

>>24459328
Rumors circulating that Aurora are looking to swallow up SNDL in anticipation of legalisation stateside. They have the means to keep it afloat and will expand their weed empire with a solid footing and established infrastructure in Canada. This will happen within days of posotive movements toward legislation.

>>24459479
I started trading last week so bought PLTR because everyone told me to and SNDL because I saw it mentioned and actually did my own research, which lead to cockiness when I had double my investment at one point

>>24459492
Remember, SPAC stands for Suspicious Pajeet, Avoid Calls

does anyone have the coomer stampede to gme in the mall? i need a nice laugh

>>24459504
What happens when a public company buys another public company with my shares? Do I sell at this point or what?

>>24459492
thanks for needful

>>24459504
B A K E D I N

>>24459405

Way ahead of you anon, I've already drafted my plans to die alone in some foxhole of a house in fuck nowhere because pretty much I'm an outcast in today's society.

>>24459435
>That's been debunked
What. Show me.
imma fight ya, lil nig

Next meme wave is coming boys , watch out , stand back , stand buy

What's happening with iBIO?

ive gone from 800 to 12k but being really red still hurts does it get better

>>24459539
They either buy your shares at a set price or you gain their stock in some ration, or a combination of both

>>24459518
You should unironically buy some Gamestop, being a coomer is peak comfy
>e-commerce 800% growth
>new management
>Ryan fucking Cohen
>community of autists compiling spreadsheets and tracking order flow
>cat memes

>>24459504
27.7?
We are fucked.
Thats not even market cap.

>>24459492
THCB is unironically a hold, the merger will happen and it will launch

Also Utz fuck off.

>>24458988
bros... WTF is a broker??

>>24459519
I think that we should hold until Friday and cash in if this skyrockets.

>>24459246

>>24459597
Buying THCB tomorrow when it dips some more

I bought NAK at 37 cents am I fucked? Should I sell or hold?

>>24459487
I hope mine comes back, but with all the shit going on it's like fuck.... Anyways, what should I cook for a celebratory meal. These are the best gains I've had in weeks.

>>24459587
Ratio**

>>24459587
What would be the better play here?

>>24459611
A clumsy person who drops things and damages things

>>24459651
proof please

>>24459611
You don't want anybody with broke anywhere near their name managing your money. Just stick with robinhood.

>>24459332
>I haven't actually made any significant trades in months, at this point I just watch my GME stock go up and shitpost
Unfathomably based

>>24459663
Take the bag of money and run!. Screw shares, take the money.

>>24459652
Steak is for champions, but I prefer grilled fish with a Parmesan crust.

>>24459484
Listen.
Listen to me.
You're not going to fucking believe this.
But listen.
I beat the absolute fucking shit out of your lil pussy nigga returns using just levvy ETFs.

>>24459497
>he shorted tesla
>doubting the autistic fortitude of Elon and his almighty Musk
I will shed a single tear for him.

>>24459611
>bros... WTF is a broker??
It be when ya niggermonkey keeps trynna make a run for it, so ya gotta hire a guy to go break his spirit

>>24459552
im living with my parents and saving as much money as i can/making money through stocks as much as i can/avoiding the plague like isaac newton. hoping to move to a low cost of living place in the midwest, one of those small christian towns that kids always want to move away from because they're supposedly so boring.

literally just need my computer, internet, coffee/weed, my guitar/keyboard, and nature, and im good. maybe get a dog if i make it and can retire minimalistically, since i'd have the time for it. i always wanted a corgi.

>>24459611
Broker? I just met her!

>>24459663
Depends what the offer is. They will release the price per share prior to it delisting, or they will tell you how much CRM stock you’ll get. Can’t really make a decision until that point

Surprising how little people talk about MARA. I guess people don’t like free money.

what if cohen changes the website to look like chewy and arteza but the video game version

we are going to 100$ unironically just on that software upgrade

>>24459721
Sounds lonely, get a wife n kids

>>24459611
It's the nickname of that movie you have to watch to become a trader.
Broke Back Mountain.

>>24459639
>Buying THCB next week when it dips some more
Fixed that for you

>>24459748
MARAuders move in silence, anon

>>24459593
they were lucky someone would buy them, MS teams is so much better it's ridiculous, they would be completely fucked in a year anyways

>>24459761
$100 is still a lower market cap than GME had at it's peaks in 2008 and 2013

>>24459801
thats wild m8

too bad i have like 4000$ in weeklys and it might crab

baking fresh bread

>>24459717
what ETF's are you in 2 fags

>>24459781
You think it will bottom next week? 11$ is my target

>AMC after market sell order is >80%
How? Obviously it's not pumping tomorrow, are the niggers that put that sell order actually convinced someone will buy at that price?

>>24458301
RCL

>>24459861
>>24459861
>>24459861
>>24459861
fresh

>>24459831
The correct ones.

>>24459849
I think the SPAC slaughter will continue, THCB is a bit of a special case because I think they're expecting an annoucement soon? DA or LOI or some shit, I don't follow it closely.

This is a decent price if you expect something soon

Roblox to release their own console: Rblox Series Blox.
>Roblox to release their own console: Rblox Series Blox.
Roblox to release their own console: Rblox Series Blox.
>Roblox to release their own console: Rblox Series Blox.
Roblox to release their own console: Rblox Series Blox.
>Roblox to release their own console: Rblox Series Blox.

>>24459713
I could go for some baked codfish. I haven't had that in a long time. I've never made a parmesan crust though. I'll be honest I usually just boil the fish with potatos, mash it all together with some eggs and seasonings make cakes and roll them in panko and fry them, or throw it in the oven with lemon pepper seasoning and have it with rice and some kind of seasonal vegetables.

okay i bought the CLF meme yesterday. should i buy the thcb meme? its on a nice dip

Can anyone vouch for the reddit hype for roblox?

I've only seen month old threads predicting its opening date

>>24458589
up 700-1000 on boomer funds, won't know for certain till tomorrow morning. Just another normal day, wagies ragies.

>>24458878
>options
>IPO
lel

>>24459748
Why talk? My shares and calls are printing

GHIV had their merger vote today and it's still at almost 10$ lmao. Not every SPAC pumps I guess

>>24460120
Meaning it's a good time to buy.

>>24460173
I would say so too but still really weird that it didn't get any attention. It merges with United Wholesale Mortgage

>>24460217
>United Wholesale Mortgage
15B huh?

>>24459149
Mine was yesterday, bounced back today but missed a few opportunities because I was acting like a bitch coming off of a small loss.

>>24460264
Too much?

is it safe to store my money in stocks? will that protect me from inflation? the cheaper the dollar gets the higher the price on the chart, right?

>>24458284
>>24458313
Just hold weak hands still up 90% it will probably keep dumping tomorrow but the gains will be immeasurable leading up to the vote in December. The hype leading up to the vote will pump SNDL to $1+ just buy more SNDL smoke some weed and don't look at it for a month

>>24460442
Doing some research, RKT was valued at 36B and it's currently trading at 40B

>GME down to 15 again

you told me diamond hands GME bros. now the shorts are winning.