/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24439137
>crypto trader
>foreign contractor in charge of modernizing Indian villages

this is a wageslave board that just happens to be welcoming to NEETs too

Professional basket weaver

>>24439137
Nothing keke. “Ay bruh im in between jobs mayne shiet yall can lend a BROTHA a few dollas?” kek
>t. 170k in glypto

>>24439137
Tell them your a stock trader, throw in terms like swing trading/short/long/leverage and they'll get the gist. It's almost the same thing.

>>24439222
>yes tell them that, so they will NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE and ALWAYS BALME YOH

>>24439137
tell them I'm one of those "rich internet people from the TV"

I got property in east fuck nowhere with my gainz so I'm surrounded by hicks. throw some "fancy tech lingo" at them and they'll never ask about work again

"leverage electronic options against collateralized interest based loans and decentralized blockchain algorithms...."
>shut the fuck up anon, sorry i asked

>>24439251
Blame me for what?

>>24439174
lol

>>24439137
Not neet but when people ask what I do I say "as little as possible" in a joking tone and then steer the conversation to something else. I fucking hate talking about work and money with other people.

>>24439352
For you telling OR NOT telling them about the next BEST stock
If you tell them and they fail they still blame you

>>24439137
I traded RuneScape gold for Bitcoin

>>24439495
unironically used to know a guy who did this. talked for a few years in the old AOL chats. one day he starts talking about some guy wanting to trade some "paypal shit" for runescape armor.
5000BTC for gilded armor chest
2500 for a shield

7500BTC...... for runescape shit....

>7500BTC could buy jagex

>>24439453
Who the hell said anything about giving advice? Even if they ask nonstop just say you bought shit in march or april and it's back to normal. Tell them to do their own research.

financial asset management

I need help on this. I do youtube. 500kish subs. I tell people I do youtube and I get either

>Oh cool.
>proceeds to stop talking to me or quickly changes subject to avoid percieved embarassment

Or.. .thats it really.. nboody ever gets far enoguh to find out im not a loser. should I tell them up front or what? all the scruffy low iq losers are ruining my street cred

>>24439554
load of shit fuck off.

5000 btc for a gilded chest. LMAO. gilded chest came out like 5 years ago max. Id say 3 at an educated guess. 5000 btc back then would be worth like 50 mill. for a piece of armour worth a fiver. aka yhoure a compuilsive liar or a shit memory. either cant be trusted

>>24439677
what's your youtube channel you fucking LARP?

>>24439554
just reread your story its not impossible if it was rs3 and such but seriously who the FUCk wants to buy a useless item in rs3. gilded chest is so pointless and lowly saught after its like selling the shit on the bottom of my shoe. also idiots like braggin about non existent stories from back in their made up day. You are claiming you have a story as uneblievable as the motherlode of btc stories, buying a pizza, worth like 15 dollars for 10k bitcoin, you claim someone on your fanclub aol chat bought a 3 dollar item for 7k bitcoin, implying you witnessed the greatest and most profound trade in historyh presumablyh back in like 2011, when gilded was worthless on rs3

CONCLUSION: ALCOHOLIC LIAR

>>24439630
consider this doing yourself a favor and upfront stopping you to waste time with scrubs, that would on long term be shitty friends anyway. just purely practicallity its saving you time, effort and money to upfront be discarded/discard retarted people.

>>24439736
What do you mean im drunk so not fully following. The last few times ive been out ive just said "ive finished uni and im doing nothing". That, quite literally, gets a better reception than saying I do youtube. I feel like when I say I do youtube and have to back it up and show it, it makes me look like an insecure fag.

So its hard. I have become content telling people im currentlyh unemployed its that bad

99% of people here dont trade anything. they just fomo all their savings into stuff thats shilled on twitter and pray it goes 10x

>>24439765
"freelance PR management in social media, youtube for different key accounts, after finishing university" some gay shit like that.

what iam saying is: if they dont care to ask you to elaborate and be interested, because they already made up their mind about "yourube as career", makes them closeminded. theyd be shitty friends, that dont care anyway. so by acting like cunts and disregarding you instant, without giving you chance to elaborate, they already sort themselves out early, because the kind of character traits they show, is already giving hint of them being fuckwards.

>>24439677
>>24439708
you runescape nerds are amazing. maybe it wasn't the "gilded" set from whatever fucking version you fags play. in 2010ish it was top tier shit. 5000 (possibly 500, was a decade ago) was around 10USD, then 5 for the shield.

still not worth a satoshi, that game was hot ass wrapped in a wet blanket

>>24439630
Lol what a coping poorfag

>I do YouTube
>500k subs, prob makes less than 50k a year in a race-to-bottom market
>nooooooo people cannot get rich with Bitcoin you are lyiiiiiing

You are that talentless jealous kid right?

>>24439137
Why are you meeting people as a NEET you fucking poser?

>>24439878
sounds good fren ty

>>24439923
lol dont act like its not a good thing. i made like 100k usd from 100 hours work in the entire year.

>Mongolian throat singer
>tiktok thot
>only fans
>financial advisor
>thai massage therapist
the list goes on

>>24439137
Investment trader

>>24439630
Normal everyday pepple don't care about your inane influencer bullshit as much as you think they should.

>>24439157
literally this, I say I gambled on crypto and got lucky. Asain women tend to find this much more easy to understand. Oddly enough latino women do too, whites and blacks go HUH NIGGUH

>>24439630
Normal everyday people don't care about your inane influencer bullshit as much as you think they should.

>>24439974
well why do theyh stop talking to me when finding out then? im literally the opposite of what you think I am

I was on an entrepreneurship scheme at my unisversity and it used to make me cringe announcing it, and my tutor plahed me up to everyone. I remember sayhing to a guyh who just entered the scheme, he said

>"what are yhou doing anon"
>I do youtube
>"... well, at least youre doing something right haha".

Its not in my head and its not go, people all assume when I do youtube as a profession im a deranged loser. because 99 percent of self proclaimed youtubers are not doing it for money

I tell them my parents pay for my lifestyle and watch them seethe

>>24440004
>>24440007
Contined. legit. the only times ive ever gotten anh positive influence on making Yt vids as my job is when its word of mouth. otherwise people just glaze their eyhes at me and think "wow its this loser that thinks making Yt videos to nobody constitutes a JOB and hes telling ME about it.. wow". Im talking new friends, girls, even teachers. its so bad I either have to say nothing or pretense it with "but im doing well!" which proves me point but makes me look like i gotta chip on my shoulder

In myh opinion, from experience, yhoutube is so discriminated agaisnt because the true 'yhoutubers' are unicorns since 1000x more people claim theyre one and are shit at it, purely hobby and they overshare

>>24439137
Never say that you do crypto to anyone, unless you're begging to get robbed.

Usually they always ask my opinion on which crypto to buy. I always tell them, ETH and INJ Protocol

>>24439495
Lmao have you been reading my blog? Digibabylon? I deleted everything since I got paranoid about exposing (((them))). Don't want to lose my crypto. Besides that no one even used my ref link.

>>24439137
I got a bit of the tism and I hate those kind of questions so I usually just drop a "nothing"