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>32
>140k cash
>95k crypto
Am I doing alright? What should I do with my cash?

>> No.24420280

>>24420249
You’re way behind actually. Probably farther behind than what is recoverable. I couldn’t begin to imagine being in your position.

>> No.24420309

>>24420249
Lamo, only 250k net worth at 32? I had that at 17. You fucked up nigger.

>> No.24420356

>>24420249
95k crypto?...
RIP. I hit 6fig when I was 11

>> No.24420364

>>24420280
>>24420309
How do I rectify my situation?

>> No.24420439

>>24420364
What are your current holdings? We will judge your worthiness

>> No.24420467

>>24420364
You can't, it's too late. 32 is the new 60. Just buy a trailer and knock up a prostitute, divorce her, pay child support and live your life bitterly till the end

>> No.24420469

>>24420249
I'm in a similar situation only more crypto - less cash. I'm thinking maybe it's ok to have bags of cash on-hand in case of stock market plunge where some good picks become suddenly available.

>> No.24420566

>>24420439
I don't wanna say
>>24420467
I am feeling the same way. Sometimes I feel it would be better if I just end it
>>24420469
I have been waiting for a crash for a couple years now. I am a fucking loser

>> No.24420657

>>24420566
>I have been waiting for a crash for a couple years now. I am a fucking loser
I'm also just setting up a business. Maybe you could do that - it's shitty just leaving money to be eaten by inflation. Got to do something to make it work for you.

>> No.24420761

>>24420364
Put all of your cash into PNK

>> No.24420787

>>24420657
i know man, ive been feeling like such a retard just watching the stock market hit aths. i dont know how much longer i can wait. hopefully it corrects soon

>> No.24420796

>>24420467
>32 is the new 60
Kek wtf does this even mean

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>>24420280

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>>24420249
>>24420787
come on anon just throw all your cash into 1/3 SPY, 1/3 DIA, and 1/3 QQQ and don't look at it, stocks go up over time and your monkey brain is making you poorer

>> No.24421192

>>24421133
But I keep seeing these 10x gains on reddit and I really want that. I guess slow and steady is better cause I would have been 3x had I entered a couple years ago

>> No.24421404

>>24420249
ITT: Massive fucking larp

>> No.24421455

>>24420249
Ok boomer

>> No.24421606

Put all assets into XRP, it's going to moon and stay at least over $500 after the moon.

>> No.24421696

>>24420249
You’re doing fine

>> No.24421766

>>24420787
I kept about $250k in cash for years as the stocks rose because muh incoming crash

>> No.24421945

>>24421404
Why would I brag about such a trivial amount? NEWSFLASH not everyone is a poorfags
>>24421696
I guess but I missed out on so much because I'm too scared
>>24421766
Same bro. It's a terrible feeling knowing how low iq I am

>> No.24422050

>>24420249
Lol me and the guys at reddit make that in a day

>> No.24422080

>>24420249
Invest 95% of your cash into index funds. Way too much cash to sit on and watch it become worth less every year.

>> No.24422086

>>24422050
Tell me how

>> No.24422120

>>24420249
If you didn't hit 7 figures by age 9 then you were never gonna make it

>> No.24422165

>>24422080
I keep hearing index funds are the next bubble to pop. How likely is it we see a crash within the next 5 years? How much could indexes go down?

>> No.24422497

>>24420249
LOL, goo goo gaah gaah. Mwake et buh 2 or stway poooo fagit *phhlllooooop gurgle gurgle*

>> No.24422539

>>24422165
It was going to pop for the past 10 years.
If you don’t touch it for 10 years it doesn’t matter. A bubble won’t hurt you. If you plan on using the money then don’t invest.

>> No.24422638

>>24420566
Why did you not buy in in March that was a 50% crash retard.

>> No.24422661

>>24420249
top kek
I am 26, never worked a day in my life, have $65k in Crypto and $7k in the bank
How does that make you feel?

>> No.24422749

>>24422638
I know i regret that very much
>>24422661
happy for you?
>>24422539
thats true. i might do that

>> No.24422865

>>24422661
hmmmm i know someone exactly like this

>> No.24423064

>>24422749
>happy for you?
Thank you anon. I hope you make it

>> No.24423714

>>24423064
t-thanks

>> No.24424260

If you want to invest it smart, buy INJ a crypto which will revolutionize decentralized trading.

>> No.24424354

I would buy $BTC, $ETH and ofcourse $INJ.

These three coins will be mooning X500 sooner than later given their strong fundamentals.

>> No.24424390

>>24420249
buy 250 ounces of platinum.