/biz/ - Business & Finance

IF DUBS, PLTR IN THE GREEEEEEENS

first for Melissa Lee's butthole

Anyone buying WEED stonks?

Microsoft hasn't made me much money, but at least it's super safe right? Even during a big bubble pop it should hold pretty well?

this shitcoin tier premarket movement is going to give me ulcers

Going to pass 10k profits today. Thanks frens

I went to gamestop just the other day and they got me to buy their membership. They're going to have a green day

>>24407025
YouTube to signin to botnet how do I watch without botnet

Based SNSS.
In 1.30
Out 2.20

>>24407025
RIDE hard
RIDE fast
RIDE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON BOYS

SPAC bros hold strong. We're all gonna make it.

Please take your profits off of the table GameStop friends

george soros PLTR bagholders have been deleting GME posts on reddit

its really pathetic

why is GME up so substantially when other black friday-related stocks aren't?Are shorts covering due to close above $16 friday? The very low sell volume right now should force them to continue buying at open shouldn't it? Will profit-taking cause it to dump at open?

Thanks frens

Praying for all my COTY twinks.

I summon 2 Bogs in attack mode and end my turn. You dont stand a ghost of a chance GME redditors

>>24407049
If dubs, red

>>24407106
FUCK YOU JEW, YOU WILL NEVER GET MY FUCKING GME SHARES. MAYBE I'LL CONSIDER LETTING YOU HAVING SOME ONCE IT REACHS $200 PER SHARE.

>>24407102
No hairy pits today? We gonna be green!

Is 2k market buy of TCHB retarded or will it gimme money. Am retard no bully

I’m debating setting aside 25% of my portfolio for /smg/ meme stocks. They always dump but they usually seem to come back eventually.

>>24407127
>why is GME up so substantially when other black friday-related stocks aren't?
GME is winning the physical video game war, and has modern people backing modernization.

>>24407146
If dubs, it goes up 15%

GME coom war in here today bros

>>24407142
You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.

>>24407170
Second pump, soon to be followed by second d___. Fill in the blank.

>>24407165
>Is 2k market buy of TCHB retarded or will it gimme money.
Tchb is a buy. Quantity is irrelevant. I have 80k in spaces that are mid rise

MARAuders report the fuck in

>>24407173
Shut the fuck up, dubs means both GME and PLTR will be red. Trips inverse it however.

>>24407190
dshortsqueeze

>>24407193
>spaces
Spacs damn auto correct.

Fuck THCB, NGA is the EV play they just announced merger with Lion Electric

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20201130005465/en/The-Lion-Electric-Company-and-Northern-Genesis-Acquisition-Corp.-Announce-Merger-and-Commitments-for-200-Million-in-a-PIPE-Combined-Company-Expected-to-be-Listed-on-NYSE

>>24407173
Oh? You're replying to me? Instead of running away clinging to your bags, you're replying to me?

If dubs, it goes down 15%

>>24407053
Imagine buying it now instead of 6 months ago when it was dirt cheap.

There’s some dude on reddit that’s made almost 1 million in a week from holding just GME shares.

>>24407216
This

>>24407204
If dubs, PLTR AND GME GREEN AS THE CIA NIGGERS

>>24407227
>>24407053
Put a small $200 in the second Biden won just in case it moons to 2018 levels.

12.5K THCB 12.5k APXT 1k GME today

>>24407160
Hairy pits pictures are reserved for SOLO cucks

>>24407122
checked and based yellow women lover. PLTR guys are pathetic, shilling a 10-years-without-profit company

Imagine buying direct gold and falling for the inflation meme. Bag holding gold sounds painful.

>>24407257
If DUBS, PLTR GREEN and GME RED

THCB

CLF BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! do i sell at open????

Last call for MN.V

Elon says they are transitioning their batteries to different compounds. Tesla, and other EV/Battery makers will be using 33% manganese in their batteries.

https://youtu.be/GR2JB_0kmXY [Open]

Manganese Corp has finished their lenghty dig and the results will be shared Monday or Tuesday. This could be huge as the CEO has signaled success on November 21.

https://twitter.com/XManganese/status/1330164378759536643

Are you in anon?

>>24407243
You fool! The dubs have already been achieved. You are only digging a deeper hole for your bags. Dubs and whatever red % you were supposed to have is doubled!

Is it too late to jump in on GME?

I'm thinking about just setting a buy order and taking a nap.

>>24407243
>>24407268
if dubs clf gang gang gang

Oh congrats GameStop bro’s you finally caught up to everyone else

>>24407268
filtered

CRSR just dropped great news this morning and this piece of shit still isn’t moving

>>24407053
I spent all my money on weed. Now what?

>>24407283
Sounds comfy

>>24407281
If dubs, PLTR MOOOOOOONS

>>24407268
Oh look another useless trip to add to the filter list

>>24407307
you browse /biz/ stoned and hope to find the next 6 dollar entry meme stock before wsb get their grubby little hands all over it

>>24407257
17 years without profit

>>24407321
>>24407294
Cope, retards

why is everything i own red?

>>24407328
cope

>>24407336
filtered ;)

>>24407336
> cope retards

Which SPAC do I dump my LGVW into or just HODL that shit? THCB looking kinda nice boys

>>24407274
based we goin places this week

>>24407328
18 years without profit

>>24407353
based

>>24407350
>>24407347
If dubs, PLTR moons while GME goes back to 10$

truly tripfags are the worse than hitler

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

>>24407366
Don't listen to this tranny, CLF is a buy, due the DD

>>24407366
The gods are pleased with my prediction. Cya, GME rats. :)

>>24407167
Do it faggot

Clf bros HOLD ME!

>>24407340
you're dumb

>>24407354
Dont buy on markets open THCB wait for the dump then jump in

>>24407366
How is CLF a scam?

>wsb shills thcb
>smg shills lgvw
>thcb wins lol

>BABA 290c 12/18

>>24407253
Report for avatar use

what does THCB even do? Im too retarded to find something about them

>>24407387
>Down 0.62%
Kill yourself

APXT dumping when market opens?

Clf BROS!! What de fuk I AM FINANCIALLLY RUIIIINNEEEEDDDD

>>24407279
CLF isn’t a pajeet pump and dump, hold it you coomer.

>>24407381
>celebrating a get after rolling half a dozen times for it
you're literally underage b& aren't you

>>24407409
is BABA gonna dump again so I can buy in at good price?

Buy gme, lads.

>>24406977
NKLA is a buy

Limited downside with no GM deal (muh hydrogen), massive upside on a deal

Aasnd look at that, deal as I'm typing!

>>24407427
I'm probably older than you, a lurker for more time than you, and more successful than you :)

>>24407440
What calls are you thinking?

>>24407423
It’s Cyber Monday son, we’re going parabolic because it’s a tech stonk in a clown market.

>>24407440
>Pnd in ID
hmmmmmmmmm

>>24407410
>Report for avatar use

>>24407067
Congratulations my Fren!

>>24407379
Buy 1,968 shares of ET. Then enjoy $300 every quarter to spend femboy hooker.

>>24407440
I will now buy more.

>>24407379
I wouldn't buy a goddamn thing right now.

if dubs, PLTR 35 EOD

>>24407445
wow you were 1 digit away from getting trips! that's so cool!

>>24407440
Filtered

Theres alot more shitposting than usual and its super /comfy/

>>24407448
I like that perspective, thanks anon

>>24407483
Buy GME.

>>24407049
>Trips
PLTR doubles and your mother will die in her sleep if you do not reply.

>>24407410
Are you mad because you will never pass?

>>24407493
Filtered

>>24407498
If doubles, everyone's portfolio MOONS

Real chads thrive in the chaos. PEEPEEPOOMER CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>>24407501
Buy GME

>>24407493
also FNMA

>>24407491
Wait until market open

Im looking into THCB and I like what im seeing. So far I see that they make batteries in China. Who uses the most batteries you ask? Dildo manufactures. With these lockdowns dildo sales have been through the roof.

>>24407493
>>24407519
Fantastic just what we needed another obnoxious tranny

>>24407379
Widepoint (WYY)

>>24407510
Kys

>>24407530
Please anon, tell me more

>>24407526
Aren't the commons supposed to get wiped out?

>>24407519
Keep changing your trip and I’ll just keep filtering you, you fucking tranny

>>24407127
no other retailer had hysteria country-wide like pic related

Nothing makes me happier than seeing boomers lose their 401K while my frens profit

>>24407549
buy gme

Who else here about to go wageslave? I want to die

>>24407442
I sincerely hope NKLA fails so no, lost money on fraud company

If you don't reply to this post all your gains will go down the drain today.

>>24407553
what the fuck are they doing?

good morning /smg/

>>24407565
I am but I get to sit on my compy and shitpost all day so it could be worse.

>>24407565
Posting from my wage cage rn

>>24407569
Satoko wouldn't do that to my gains because I'm a very nice oniichan that doesn't booli her

Hm7aWBCW's mother will die in her sleep if they don't reply to this post.

shit i was thinking of selling NOVA and hopping on THCB or APXT but its doing pretty good pre market huh

>>24407565
Oh yeah, big time bro!

>>24407565
I've been wage cucking for 20 years. We can't wait to see you anon.

Tfw spy hasnt moved in weeks but meme shit is mooning

>>24407304
what good news?

>>24407583
me too wagie cagie brother

>>24407572
note the gamestop in the back

>>24407411
here you go

>>24407280
Hmm.
Seems too good to be true

>>24407565
Posting from my couch. Feet up on a pillow and cold coffee from the night before. Feels nice.

Avian Influenza, H5N8, Spreading Rapidly In Europe, What To Do About The Bird Flu
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/11/29/avian-influenza-h5n8-spreading-rapidly-in-europe-what-to-do-about-the-bird-flu/?sh=44765491524f

China strikes again.

is BABA kill?

Why isn't lgvw doing anything?

BOBO DAY RETARDS

>>24407583
Same

>>24407654
Yes

>>24407624
I noted it, what's so spectacular that they're literally tripping over themselves to get to it?

>>24407641
>what to do
everyone's already wearing masks and can't do shit outside because everything's closed what the fuck else is there to do other than take the pills eat the bugs and cut off our balls already

>>24407513
How do I invest

I'm starting to want GME to crash just to punish all these imbeciles trying to tank PLTR

>>24407626
>2 billion
uh, their cap is already almost half that... bearish

>>24407681
Put money in robinhood and then promptly lose it in the Wall Street Casino

Why haven't all these SPACs and EVs I've INVESTED in! Gone up? Why aren't they all doing the GME???? Why??? I was told investing was easy!

APXT reporting in

>>24407565
>Got a call from my boss to come back to my wage cage tomorrow.

We'll be free one day fren.

>>24407680
start roping journalists and suddenly there will be tenfold less "existential crises"

in minecraft of course

>>24407687
yes anon, it's all a conspiracy by coomers to hurt people that FOMO'd into PLTR too late
it's not like there's dozens of people that made money on both

>>24407280
Saw your post Friday and entered. Already sitting comfortably. Thanks.

>>24407687
back to wsb you go

>>24407610
Name one stock that isn't a meme

>>24407681
>How do I invest
4x leverage

>got basically margin called on my non-margin TFSA
help it's me again. I'm starting to be uncertain and I don't wanna be forcefully liquidated by my broker
I'm on hold with Scotia iTrade right now but fuck they're so slow with phones aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
should I just take the exchange rate fee hit (like $70) and transfer it over to the USD side?

TFSAs are not allowed to go negative of course, but I managed to do that because of a fuck up with settlement dates between shares and options. I put maple dollars on the CAD side so I would not be overall negative, but of course I'm starting to have doubts since the USD side is still a scary red number
Like they might still liquidate me anyways

aaaaaaaaaaaaa dont sell my GME aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>24407660
Maybe for your shit stocks, mine are all green.

>>24407565
Wish I could wage. The stock market isn't any fun when you're playing with pocket change. Fucking rona.

>>24407698
you need to do the needful sir and please very needful tell all the villages to invest needful

>went all in gme at 9.79
>boomerinvest friend told me its dumb and to move into more secure gains
>now im missing out on being rich
what the fuck man

Gamestop bankruptcy in 2021 Screencast this

i dont wanna have to send a nigga home
lord please take me home
come and take me home

>>24407668
Just a bunch of faggots

>>24407680
No idea what they'll do since we've already been in a half lockdown for almost a year. This virus doesn't infect humans (yet) but may if it mutates. Could be something, or another nothingburger.

>>24407698
It is easy. Sounds like you just need to accept you’re a retard and inverse all your investment ideas. You will be rich in no time fren

>>24407654
God I hope not. Shut up. BABA must go up. Not because I have stocks but because it should!

>>24407610
>Tfw spy hasnt moved in weeks but meme shit is mooning
Invest in growth. Meme stocks represent growth

GME gonna go become a green cumulon.

>>24407700
Up 7k APXT Chads rise up

>>24407565
I work in a warehouse right now, sucks ass. JUst waiting on graduate school applications to get back to me. I hate it, but damn if union pay isnt fucking awesome. Set aside a couple of paychecks just for stocks, so far working out ok.

>>24407379
PLTR 40$ EOW

>>24407565
Try stealing from your work. More productive then dying

Dubs decide my market open order I put in now

>>24407787
CLRB

>>24407787
gme 200 shares market price

what time does the robinhood premarket start? that's the earliest wsb can FOMO into GME

>>24407787
all in NAK

>>24407280
is this MNXXF on burger brokers?
I'm hesistant to touch miners after seeing the poor NAKers get pajeet'd but I guess if this is connected to the EV meme it has a better chance of taking off just on dumbass EV hype?

>>24407712
Dunder Mifflin

>>24407787
All in THCB
Legit a good move though

>>24407681
Buy several of the new LEGO modular kits. Sell later for profit. Find 80’s era BMX bike at yard sale. Sell on eBay for profit.

>>24407800
>>24407787

>>24407654
Not long term. It is still chink amazon.

Rate my portfolio

>>24407787
All in SQQQ

>>24407740
My friends laughed at me when I bought at 6. I sold my shares at 15 and just hold calls now.

>>24407714
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M STILL ON HOLD WITH MY BROKER

FFFUCK IM JUST GOING TO EAT THE EXCHANGE RATE FEE SOON

>>24407244
>Biden (((won))

Hey autists,

Listen up. currently there are 1.6 million of us, and there are roughly 41.5 million shares in the available float for gamestop.

r/wallstreetbets - listen up. WSB could literally own gamestop and it would be easy.
for all you smooth brains float means shares available to trade
by doing some simple math (41.5mil divided by 1.6 mil=25), we can see that if every one of us bought only 25 shares of gamestop, we would own THE ENTIRETY OF THE FLOAT
edit: disclaimer for mods and sec retards: this is only showing a calculation and discussing a scenario, not encouraging any behavior!
TLDR: if everybody on wsb bought 25 shares of gamestop we would literally buy every share available, meaning gamestop would be ours.

Trips and GME reaches 1000 by tomorrow

i was recently at a gamestop and i saw ryan cohen with his dog fluffy he kept asking well HUH are you gonna buy a new console

and i was like ry-ryan i love your websites im a big fan

he was trying to buy the new cod with store credit but they wouldnt take his old ps2 games


and then he

>>24407880
nice growth, all in on absentee ballot

>>24407882
Dubs and GME to $1 a share

>>24407882
Trips and it will go up 30% today

reminder

Gold is fucked.

>>24407910
AND THEN HE FUCKING WHAT

1k in gme and 1k in tcbh market open. Im poor dont judge

BABA is dead till 2nd of december

>>24407881
>edit
>tldr
I don't know how you tourists find your way here. I really hope you are just trolling

LGVW shills get in here and explain yourselves.

>>24407280
>sent an email to my broker on Friday to make it tradable on their site.
>They just refused it

Price target for INSU?

>>24407952
>boometals

>>24407959
PUT IT AWAY

>>24407808
9 eastern

>idex

>>24407910
What happened next??

>>24407978
Sell me your shares weak hand

>>24407987
NO

Ahhh a good day to hold PLTR my brothers. The gates are open, join us in the citadel.

>>24407910
>Then he..

whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror

Buy CLF today?

It's starting.

i'm genuinely impressed by the collective power of of the coomers

>>24408044(checked)
Open the gates for a fellow night, would you please PLTR CHAD?

>Almost 1 million shares traded on GME in premarket
Damn I thought this shit would fizzle out before open. We good coomers.

>>24408064
it is amazing how this bull shit stock in is not on the penny bin

took a little tumble of the cliff

>>24407967
If you keep splitting change like that youll keep being poor, grow some balls faggot

if any form of repeating numerals, F hits $12 today, and GE hits $14.5
if singles, Apple falls below 112, again.

I've held 2x leverage etfs for the past month and i am up +10% roughly. isn't it supposed to be negative from what the brokerages all say?

>>24408092
it will be by end of day.

>>24408091
i mean it did fizzle out, we hit exactly $20.00 but someone's limit sells cucked us

>>24408064
>It's starting.
Nikola... haven't heard that name in a long time. Yeah, I remember Nikola.... grab a chair, it's gonna be a long night.

>>24408064
Good kill it with fire

>>24408088
Checked my brethern, together we will be a light in dark times. PLTR is our sword and shield!

Damn SNDL is pumping hard haha

Where's this loser today? PLTR up faggot

forgive my retardation but how do people trade pre market??

>>24408115
Bruh, a 8% gain in premarket AFTER a 9% day Friday isn't fizzling out. I was sure it would be fucking blood red in premarket today. The reddit faggots can't even buy it yet.

>>24408125
Is it true the dragon was just a crocodile in africa?

>>24407811
Yes

>>24407994
>and the he

came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of his hand.

>>24408152
Top

ACB HUGE CFRX

>>24407340
You bought stocks shilled on an online compulsive gambling form.

>>24407979
>they know

>>24408135
Is someone making a compilation of this shit like pic related?

>>24407340
>why is everything i own red?
Here you go https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

After that post your stocks and when you bought them and we will tell you where you went wrong

>>24408044
shhh brother, we rise soon. we need to scare away the redditors first

>>24408157
yeah but it pains me that someone bought at $20 when they could have saved it for a more sustainable momentum for later

>>24408109
2x is the sweet spot, 3x is when it gets scary

>>24407820
>Recently acquired by Sabre (inkjet printing)
>New CEO
>Strong regional sales numbers
Bullish, good find

>>24407340
coomlet detected

Ten minutes until Reddit FOMO can buy GME

>>24408207
I almost never trade premarket for this reason. More often than not, I lose because of shit like this.

>>24408135
It was for reddit retard. I have 1k shares and want more

>>24408215
you mean 2 hours ago?

>>24408170
correction: he bought them too late

>>24407366
>If dubs
Dubs are a 1/10 chance
>10 posts by this ID
And you think the gods are pleased with you?
Dumbass.

Let us pray to the patron saint of /smg/ The KLM captain, Jacob Van Zanten. Gains will come to you, if you reply to this post with WE GAAN, otherwise you will crash in a fiery ball of pink wojaks for eternity.

WE GAAAAAAN!

>>24408245
Robonhood only opens at 9am I thought

>>24408064
Taking PLTR winnings to buy this dip

>>24408064
>>24407442
>NKLA is a buy

>Limited downside with no GM deal (muh hydrogen), massive upside on a deal

LMAO, fraud truck shill BTFOed.

>>24407056

MSFT is typical buy and hold. It's not cheap but it's also not retard-tier so you can't go that wrong.

>>24408245
Pretty sure you can't trade premarket till 9 am on robinhood. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>24407196
I'm here, and in fear.

>>24408281
Imagine buying NKLA. Cringe

>>24407978
>didnt sell on friday

ngmi

>>24408277
>buying a scam company with a retarded CEO
NGMI

>>24407379

INWIDO

Is there a way to see how much if a stock is owned by institutional investors?

>>24408270
If dubs I cum in your tight man cheeks

>>24408351
Look at the OP

ryan cohen only had 2.46$ in his store credit balance and he said check teh barcodes on the games again for electrical interference. and then as i was black friday shopping i saw in the corner of my eye ryan cohen walking out the door with about 15 games in his hands without paying

and the lady at the counter said sir you have to pay for that

and he eventually turned around and said HUH I DO ? I OWN THIS STORE, I OWN EVERYTHING HERE. and he said YOURE LUCKY I DONT FIRE YOU right now and then the police arrived

>>24407565

try studying 7 days a week for 5 years going for a master in STEM.

>>24408152
Talmudic Tradition

There is so much mixed info here. why cant someone just tell me how to get rich.

wtf is going on with oil??

>>24408064
Buy lordstown RIDE. Shit is the only real truck.

>>24408401
because fug u :DDDD

>>24407093
This guy gets it.

>>24408351

Yes

>>24408151

>>24408401
you really are a fucking moron
You know how when you made your Robinhood account it has to tell you that 3/4 of people lose money? Guess which percentile you're in

>>24408401
>why cant someone just tell me how to get rich.
Does your mommy still feed you with a spoon? This isn’t the Salvation Army you fag learn to make yourself rich

>>24408401
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

PLTR

>>24407379
MindMed.

>>24408351
Search stock on nasdaq website and then find the institutional holdings section

>>24408455
jesus christ, we've not even hit bump limit

>>24408064

>effective market hypothesis
>NKLA still not at zero

finance is a joke

I’m dropping 1k into CLF calls today

>Market opened then closed really fast just now

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>24408401
Sell when /smg/ is cocky, buy when they fud.

>>24408401
>20% pajeets shilling PnDs
>70% bagholders of previous PnDs
>10% other
Those are our demographics. Dont listen to anyone here about trading. Remember that any advice is 90% likely to be biased.

>>24408458
I am making money just not fast enough. Now tell me how to make money faster

>>24407025
AAAAAAAA I FINALLY HAVE MONEY WHAT THE FUCK DO I INVEST IN
1.5K TO BLOW

>>24408455
Fuck off CLFfag

NEW THREAD

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>>24408517
all in gamestop shares

baking

So when PLTR pumps all day today will the faggots that kept saying "its over" after a single red day kill themselves?

>>24408528
CBAT and APXT

>>24408549
no at least make the thread correctly you stupid coon faggot

>>24408401
If I help you make it, it devalues my own worth, so fuck you

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>>24408549
Fuck off we’re not bumping your shill thread

When the duck are we getting another lockdown?

>>24408156
Do you really want to know? Read How to Kill a Dragon by Calvert Wakins

>>24408695
>How to Kill a Dragon by Calvert Wakins
adding to my goodreads

>>24408401
Taking advice from 4chan.

The only advice I can give you is you will panic sell any play they tell you here, so walk the fuck away and invest in a index/fund.

>>24408793
Nice, its an interesting read. I enjoy learning about the PIE peoples

>>24407122
which subreddit? wsb?