/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>24366342
>roscosmos
They posted that concept to Twitter and literally got bullied so hard they deleted the post and started complaining. And even if they ever actually built it (they won't, because lolroscosmos) it's still a generation behind Starship.

Also, Musk's primary goal isn't the Moon. That's a side project for NASA.

Is it bad that I want to buy this stock solely because of this meme?

The Market won' pop just yet. The 2nd space Age will be here soon.

All that needs to happen if Musk going to the moon. It's going to be like what happened with the college students who wanted to create their own FB.

When Musk goes to the moon every aerospace Engineering student will want to create a rocket start up. Eventually they will chase after space mining.

I say space mining because once there are 10 companies landing rockets they'll have to differentiate from each other to justify investment.

>

>>24366355
Every CEO on the planet (especially non tech). Looks at "Big Data Analysis" and "Cost savings from your data" type shit and cooms.

Pltr will hit $100. I don't know when but it will happen.

>>24366437
see
>>24366431

does anyone know what they're doing in the markets? even institutions and big money players? or is everyone legit just gambling and the stock market is just a big legal casino, essentially?

serious question.

>>24366437
Stocks only go up indeed.

>tfw at gf so no time to research latest meme stocks

>>24366460
yes

https://vocaroo.com/1c9r9hlcisNo

>>24366460
oh forgot random eye-catching pic for attention

Is it really as easy as finding a blank check company that's still around $10 per share and waiting a week for it to moon?

>>24366460
yeah, some people do

hey faggots help pls. How do you do your stock bookkeeping? Do you pay someone to do it? Or do you register each transaction you make? What metrics do you take?

I found this place from /r/wallstreetbets, happy to be here with you guys

>>24366455
I work in mining. Space mining not happening this century. The costs don't make sense

>>24366437
>tfw when we might live to see a reality comparable to Armored Core 2 and 3 and mega corporations are waging war on mars with giant robots and I can be a mercenary pilot accepting contracts from elon musk and tim apple

what a time to be alive

>>24366480
Tell her you miss us, dump her, get gains, and laugh when she comes crawling back.

>>24366489
fuggin based

>>24366460
Extreme Greed, just wouldn't bet against the clown market until Powell fucks everyone.

anybody else hodl PLUG? it’s so comfy, i’m never selling any of my humble 50 shares

also, it's really hard to underestimate just how transformational Starship will be. 100 tons to orbit for $1M is the current cost and capability goal. That means 10x more cargo for 1/20th the cost compared to this
>>24366437
concept rocket that Roscosmos hasn't even started building yet. That cost undercuts even Electron. It's literally two generations and multiple orders of magnitude ahead of the closest competition.

>>24366505
Faggot

>>24366505
here's the (You) you wanted

>>24366505
kys faggot

܂>>24366505
welcome fellow redditer chad

>>24366534
>>24366535
>>24366539

What's with these replies lol?

>>24366355
I'm asian so fuck off with those cute names edition

>>24366505
bait

>>24366504
excel sheet

but my portfolio simple. majority is boomer stocks with 10% that goes between cash and meme plays.

>>24366506
You're right, space mining alone is a meme, because hauling things up and down a gravity well sucks. What Starship allows is space manufacturing, by sheer volume. Each Starship has more internal livable volume than the entire ISS.

I'm legitimately concerned by how many people are posting in this thread today. It reminds me of the end of May and the end of August.

>>24366460

I like to think I know what I'm doing, but in reality I have zero fucking clue what's really going on.

>>24366541
>reddit arrows
Just go back already.

>>24366505
+1 upboat

>>24366566

We're all going to get rich friend, I literally borrowed money to invest

>>24366505
Be careful, the autists seem especially triggered tonight.

hey faggots help pls. How do you do your stock bookkeeping? Do you pay someone to do it? Or do you register each transaction you make? What metrics do you take?

>>24366455
I saw that. It doesn't matter if they copy spaceX, atleast they see the writing on the wall unlike ULA.

it's like mocking Boeing or Airbus for designing aircraft that look similar to each other.

Look up the company "Stoke", basically it's a start up founded by former blue origin employees who're upset about the company's progress.

https://www.geekwire.com/2020/relativity-reach-stoke-starfish-blue-origin-veterans-spark-space-startups/

>>24366568
it's just weird to think that so many people's retirements are wholly dependent on what is essentially just gambling.

>>24366582
You think I make enough to pay taxes?

We're fucked baba bros

https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/house-to-vote-on-booting-chinese-stocks-from-u-s-over-audit-rules-11606518590

>>24366582
That woman is literally married to a nigger

Nintendo should be using their current massive success to acquire a smaller studio like Capcom or Konami to get access to their legacy library and launch a Netflix like streaming service with NES/SNES games and print money but their management/Japanese management in general is too slow to innovate and tech impaired so I really don't want to put my money with them.

>>24366554
what do you keep track of? only buy price and sell price? I'm new to this so I wanna learn the tricks

Smg circa last year

>>24366560
manufacturing what?

>>24366607

You realize it's 2020 right? Racism isn't funny anymore, not even ironically.

>>24366591
Copying Starship is what everyone should be doing, copying Falcon 9 puts you a generation behind out of the starting gate. Also, Tory Bruno has paid lip service to reusability with ACES and SMART, but neither of them are ever happening lol.

Blue Origin is glacially slow because they've discovered the joys of cost-plus government contracting.

when is automation going to git gud enough for UBI to become a real thing? who should i invest in for AI and automation related shit? NVDA?

can we post cunny instead of dumb r*ddit bait?

>>24366639

Fuck off pedophile

>>24366607
I have no idea who she is

>>24366505
You should make a thread about smg on wsb. We really need some new people here.

>>24366606
Gonne hold mine in the Hong Kong exchange, will I regret it?

>>24366630
Okay nigger

GME

>>24366560
so what do you think comes next for the rocket companies once they're all landing rockets like SpaceX?

Landing rockets will become trivial like it is with Streaming platforms in a metaphorical sense.

It use to take the best software engineers in the world to operate Netflix's streaming service, now it's a college student's final project.

>>24366624
idk we'll figure it out when we get there lol

probably some sort of additive manufacturing where you can create mind bogglingly complex shapes because you don't have to worry about gravity during the printing process

>>24366489
>maybe if I record myself using a nerdy voice that’ll show them!!
every single thing that you read is accurate. you are the worst poster in /smg/ thank you for exposing yourself in this thread early so that we are all able to filter you

>>24366659
GME

>>24366639
cunny

>>24366656

There was one earlier, that's how I found this place. I think many others will join soon.

>>24366655
that webm is a metaphor on multiple levels, wow.

Any opinions on this warrior trading guy? He makes crazy gains consistently. Some people say his courses are trash though.

>>24366595

Gotta fake it to make it anon. We're far too deep in this shit to back out now.

>>24366606
Oh yes, this will bring a great dip to BABA

>>24366654
so that's a yes, post more cunny?

>>24366667
GME

>>24366609
yeah pretty much. buy price/sell price/target sell price for open positions.

its useful to plan ahead and try to never FOMO (you will, everybody does)

>>24366665
Go back please

>>24366656
>>24366672
let's welcome all our newfrens from r*ddit with lots of cunny

>>24366460

institutions absolutely know what they are doing. big money players in my opinion also know. but institutions have it all down, that's for sure

>>24366664
yeah i think the business case has to be something that is impossible to do on earth, and somehow adds a ton of value when its shipped back here. if we think of something like that we could be billionaires anon!

>>24366665
Who is this guy, why are you so cringe tonight lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwJke4UWGI&ab_channel=dakooters

I'm gonna sell some PLTR at $40. 20,000 in my pocket and I'll still have some PLTR in my bag for the long road ahead

>>24366709
you have had 20 different people call you a faggot over the last 24 hours, and you continue you to spam. why soijack poster. why. why can’t you just lurk and discuss stocks and the markets? why do you have to troll every single thread?

>>24366355
Based Overlord poster

>>24366665
>being this mad over a maymay
Stop your fucking whining

>>24366639
>>24366715
Yeah I'm thinking based.

>>24366655
>WhitePrivilege.webm

>>24366661
>once they're all landing rockets like SpaceX
Okay, so important sidebar about rocket design here. Every rocket ever built (mostly) uses multiple stages. Every rocket built until Shuttle (which was as expensive to refurbish as it was to build, kind of making the point moot) and Falcon (the first truly reusable booster) just discarded spent stages in the ocean. Russia drops spent stages on Siberia and China drops them on villages. But the important part is that every rocket needs at least two stages. SSTO rockets suck and are a meme. The generation of "reusable" rockets being developed by Arianespace, Roscosmos, RocketLab and so on all reuse JUST the first stage, like Falcon 9. That means you're throwing half the rocket away with every launch still. Starship will be the first fully and rapidly reusable rocket. That's such a significant step change its hard to describe, but the fact that Roscosmos' Falcon clone is supposed to put 1/10th the cargo in orbit for 20x the price of Starship is a good figure to use.

Reusing the second stage is VERY HARD and requires a MASSIVE rocket, because the heat from atmospheric reentry rises with the CUBE of speed, and orbital velocity is 7.4 kilometers per second.

>>24366687
>>24365896
what's this 70% win rate strat though, supposedly? those seem like incredibly high numbers compared to the mean for the vast majority of traders, wtf is he doing that's so different yet effective? i'd be happy to just make $125 a day, not $125k.

FNMA

welcome r*ddit newfrens!

>>24366748
Not even him just like the voocaroo

>24366505
Hang yourself nigger you'll unironically never make it ever ever while every true /smg/ chad will make it and fuck your mum

>>24366751
anon.. it's not just one maymay. it's the same guy, spamming posts like pic related for over 7 weeks straight, 5+ posts a thread, every single thread, 12 hours a day. it's the same guy. he's a faggot.

>>24366636
You have to start somewhere to convince investors to hand over star ship money.

Look at what SpaceX is doing, they're casually transporting rocket engines around.

A rs-25 costs 140 million while a SpaceX engine costs around 2 million.

>>24366689
reminds me of this, for better or worse.

>>24366789
just so u know, I am the guy who was arguing about market timing then post a wojack, that soi guy is another guy again.

Stop trying to guess who is who on a fucking anon board, jesus christ.

>>24366828
>not understanding files have names
>not understanding if the same filename pops up 20 times in a week you notice

I've heard a lot about GME shilling here, but I'm curious as to why you people think it's going to do well over the holidays.
Is it because of the new console generation? Wouldn't most people just buy those online?

Redditor here

Are you guys buying PLTR?

I heard it’s going to $200 per share by end of year.

Are you guys investing?

PLTR TO THE MOON

>>24366803
Boca Chica shipyard is possibly the most based place on the planet

>>24366828
dude he’s admitted to it. he also admitted that he was the guy pretending to be homeless. he’s that desperate for attention that he soijack posts 12 hours a day and pretends to be homeless

>>24366841
Well I just told you, that is not me, and I was arguing with you about market timing. But if that isn't enough, then just spend your entire time mad on their board at random anons who are baiting you.

Its a fucking imageboard, calm down bro nobody cares. Maybe you should apply for Janny.

Has everyone sold everything yet?

>>24366760
You can watch some of his streams for free on youtube. He literally speedruns the stock market. He has lots of hotkeys to sell/buy stocks, sell 50% of his position, set a takeprofit in a 2%, sell everything... I have only watched a few videos of him, he mostly focuses on doing technical analysis at the ring of the bell.

It would be nice if someone explained his method a bit better.

>People here unironically shilling Gamestop
You guys know its literally Blockbuster 2.0 right? Cohen won't force a vote, the board is actively hostile towards him and will try to cuck him to above 10% ownership so that he cant leave easily.

>>24366856

Fellow WSB chad? I bought in at $31, could only snag 40 shares but it's only a matter of time this baby is $100+ a piece.

>>24366657
How you doin that?

>>24366616
>2020 recovery going to be epic, well he was half right

>>24366860
Who and what are you talking about. Stop dilating, I literally just logged on last thread.

Your seething and not even memeing, you are litterly seething lol.

I'm going to stop replying before a janny bans us both for off topic spam.

>>24366355
Got 83K in the stock market
11K in checking
45K a year from my job
What age should I retire?

>>24366856
pltr is going back up not a redditfag

>>24366869
lel

you're only supposed to FUD post when GME is actually red

>>24366886
https://www.etoro.com/markets/9988.hk

>>24366639
anal for iori

>>24366869
He can't finance a offer.
He only has to make one and the rest is up to the shareholders as it's their company. BoD and management has no say in this.

>>24366869
>already up 300% in six months and exploding upwards
>people literally camping outside Gamestop for two days in a pandemic to get a console
>online orders >20% of total revenue, 800%+ Y/Y growth
>paying back debt early, bonds trading above par
>GUYS IT'S BANKRUPT
here's your (you)

>>24366566
At this point in the market, It's exactly like end of August where Tesla, Apple went up like 40% in a manner of days. Everyday was green.

Hedge funds will fix this in December. It's going to be September all over again.

>>24366630
Racism is always funny. The fact that twitter/facebook and every company hates it makes it also really edgy. Racism = Cool.

>>24366656
No we don't need newfags.

>>24366687
He uses special trading platforms that allow instanteous transaction with a click of a button. Looks complicated and annoying. Day Trading only works if you dedicate every single minute to trading. Just a sheer pee-break could means hundrends or thousands lost....Fuck that. I rather buy Nio and wait. Seems like a lot less stress.

>>24366897
now fren. stop wage cucking and believe in yourself

>>24366893
>I'm going to stop replying before a janny bans us both for off topic spam.
>implying the jannies on this board ever do anything other than dilate and get fucked in porta potties

>>24366865
I've never accused you of being soijack poster.. anon, I'm telling you, i lurk here all day everyday, it's one guy. yes there are some others who also make posts with soijacks as their image - but 90% of the posts are from one guy who has 40+ soijack images, uses the same filename each time. he's a faggot.

You guys when is the rug pull, i want to dump all my money in the market.
>>24366924

>GME

>>24366566
We are due some sort of shake up, extreme greed index etc. I agree we bulls are getting too cocky!

>>24366909
it should be pretty clear that guy was just ironically posting if he knows about Cohen, don't reply so seriously

but other than that, it's pretty funny that newfags are so easy to spot when they come in here wondering about GME

>>24366924
>No we don't need newfags.
Ok, I'll make the wsb thread myself then.

>>24366566
Here's one reason we're getting guests:

>>293633728

Chinese private corporate giants rocket in value despite Covid-19 pandemic
>China's five biggest technology titans – Tencent, Alibaba Group, Meituan-Dianping, Pinduoduo and JD.com – benefitted from a global stock market rally as the pandemic started receding in the country earlier this year. Each firm added over $100 billion in value over the year.
https://www.rt.com/business/507997-china-corporate-growth-covid/

>>24366958
>that one boomer at the end shaking his head as he walks away
kek

>>24366958
based

>>24366958
This is fucking amazing
Whyd everyone fall?
Bulls are foaming at the mouth

I think it's time to buy puts on everything.

>>24366630
racism is objectively anti-establishment counterculture and that's always where the cool kids are

>>24366958
GME is going to make us all rich, and make the poorfags less poor

>>24366958
kek it's hilarious that not one but THREE people fall over

fuck I really hope Monday starts the retard hype. GME ending off the week like that was prefect, now people are starting to take in the news and DD and want to FOMO in on Monday

we'll probably hit $17 then dump back to $15.5 in the same day

>>24366958
incredibly bullish for GME

>>24366929
You could live off welfare in Hawaii. Just dumpster dive for goodies and you're good.

Babes, surfboard, great weather and good times.

>>24366905
Ew Anon that's really lewd...

>>24366971
I agree but pretty much everyone outside of autistic hives like /smg/ has no idea why GME is pumping, look at the replies to r/wsb posts about it, half of them are still "but aren't they bankrupt"

Incredibly bullish because it means we haven't even hit peak FOMO at $16

>>24366903
>>24366907
>>24366909
No you dont understand I haven't stopped accumulating yet you motherfuckers dont post about it hahaha

>>24366971
This guy understands. My basis is at 9.44 at this point but fuck me I'm not buying fast enough

>>24366958
And what fucking games does the PS5 have right now?

>>24366606
should I sell monday morning?

>>24366929
I want to, but I'm too scared

>>24367010
>they all get back up and RESUME SPRINTING towards the GME
a metaphor for the dip to $11

>>24367054
iktfb, I didn't buy nearly as much on the dip as I should have

>>24366958
What's happening here?

ITT
$15 dollar bagholder regret

>>24367062
console peasants don't think about that shit they just see a new console with a bigger number at the end of it than the last one they bought and fork out the cash for $ony and M$FT

>>24366860
you have legit mental issues, which is why i copied the original soijack poster and started posting them as well. ;)

>>24367081
>Americans

>>24366955
Middle of December. Hedge funds will lock in profits, market it toward rich fags.

>SEE!!!! WE MADE 80% PROFITS THIS YEAR.

>>24366972
Newfags never contribute. They just read text and ask moronic questions found on OP.

>>24367003
Based Anon. You must get pussy every minute.

>>24366958
The devil in me, would of secretly put olive oil on the floor and watched retards fall to the ground. Good video btw.

>>24367088
>bagholding in the green
I bet the guys who bought $15 and sold $11 are feeling pretty fucking stupid though lol

>>24366989
it's hilarious how boomers just don't understand. Pic related was literally during the peak of covid (March 20), and i cant even laugh because I would be out there too if I didn't have the special edition switch (so digital copy makes more sense). If I relied on Amazon, my town would have a cuck start date of March 21 instead of March 20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea-ygJ0vYbo
our boomer premier getting mad on TV at that time

>>24367054
>I haven't stopped accumulating
You should have filed since then, no?

>>24367081
The PS5 came out recently. They're all literally rushing to the store to buy it.

>>24367093
Yeah, meanwhile I'm buying Steam games on sale for pennies on the dollar. It feels good knowing I'm not an NPC.

Why not just go in on SNE and MSFT if youre so confident that console sales are where the money is? >>24367093

>>24366958
The Ballad of the COOMSOOMER.

>>24366857
>JLG Ultra Boom 1500SJ
:V

lmao stonks r ez how r u poor just don't buy shit companies and sell when line go up how is this hard lmao

>>24367074
whats the worst that can happen? you try and fail and have to get another shitty job?

you couldn't get me out of bed for 45k

Uh oh

>>24367146
because SNE and MSFT aren't undervalued with more than 100% of the float shorted and blah blah blah Cohen and Bury and all the other shit we've discussed to death for months now?

>>24367146
MSFT trades at a very high P/E ratio. It's pretty interesting that they bought bethesda though. Good move for them actually.

>>24367146
Isn't the assumption that GME is currently undervalued?

>>24367146
Because Microsoft and Sony aren't going to 5x or more off the consoles. Gamestop will, and might even 10x without the squeeze if you count from the bottom. At current price 2x is easy, 5x is plausible but pushing it, and 10x means the squeeze is happening.

>>24367170
SELL SELL SELL

Why is there so many posters here today? Only a handful of retards like me post on the weekend.

Uhhhh..... bro’s.....

>>24367170
September 2.0 incoming.

This is a sign.

>>24366355
>Overlord pic in the OP
<3 <3 <3

>>24366958
RELEASE THE COOMERS

>>24367182
GME was criminally undervalued at $5-6 but we're at $16 now which is probably close to a fair value without any major restructuring or short squeeze

We're still only at like 0.18 P/S though

>>24367170
>tecnacals
This has to be bait.

>>24367145
im thinking of getting the Xbox X (with my GME gains) from EB games just because it can run Retroarch and potentially more shit. Hopefully someone finds a way to load Steam or something on an Xbox X eventually

It'd be cheaper than buying a new graphics card. I mean fuck it's AMD Zen 2 with 16GB GDDR6 RAM (and since it's AMD, the RAM speed actually does improve performance) along with 1 TB SSD
at $460 (cheaper for Canadians since they price it at $599 maple dollars)

fucking US$460, i may have been primarily PC but fuck I'm getting an Xbox X if I can do more than just emulate old consoles

>>24367094
i don’t think you understand why we all hate soijack poster. we hate him because all he does is FUD (and be wrong) he stifles free speech and discussion in /smg/ by replying to someone’s post just quoting it and posting a soijack. 4chan is one of the last places for free speech on the internet - he goes against the principles of this site of over the last 15 years by silencing free speech and open discussion. if he posted soijacks and responded discussing fundamentals/technicals/sentiment, myself and nobody else would care. but he doesn’t do that. he only faggot troll posts, hour after hour, day after day. we are all here trying to make it, trying to make $$$$ and become fuck you rich - meanwhile there’s someone sitting in the corner throwing their shit and disrupting conversation constantly, of course people are going to hate him

>>24367236
based pure of heart low functioning autist anon

>>24367209
Longer stocks go up, more people show up.

Also school is going online again. Means more Robinhood kiddies have time to trade.

They're about to be royally fucked in December.

>>24367209
Because the market is supergreen. More and more people are getting into stocks.

>>24366958
What calls should I buy for GME

>>24367236
based and $$$ pilled

>>24367267

I just started 2 weeks ago, I found wallstreetbets and then this place

>>24367235
Good luck considering all of the scalpers out there right now.

>>24367218
Bullish, if you ask me.

>>24367269
ATM call spread, 5 wide

>>24367280
same. /wsb/ made me rich and now i'm here on 4channal SMG for jokes

hahaha raptors go fwoosh

>>24367235
Dude good fucking luck getting one. I tried to buy a PS5 off walmart last week when they restocked and it was gone in less than 5 minutes. Fuck scalping faggots. I'll just wait and buy it from EB Games to contribute to the coom.

>>24367170
MASSIVE sell signal

I plan to sell all my PLTR shares on monday once it peaks during premarket.
And then buy $34 calls for 12/11

>>24367226
>We're still only at like 0.18 P/S though
this is why it's still undervalued. Even fucking Party City is rated at like 0.26x of revenues and their debt is 2.5 billion with only 170m cash according to yahoo (but keep in mind yahoo likes to include other liabilities like leases as part of debt, so probably more like 2 billion actual debt)

Algo bots can't compute what it should do after GME reduced outstanding shares to 65 million from 100 million. Nope just gotta fill in the gaps though. The $15 -> $10 pullback did not make any sense fundamentally, and frankly it's what convinced me to take TA more seriously, not just FA, because whoever these algos or traders are take moving averages so fucking seriously

I wouldn't buy calls anymore with earnings in 2 weeks, but buying more shares at these levels is as stress free as it gets. Black Friday hype on Gamestop only makes it clearer than GME is still very much relevant. They don't have to dominate the market to be a 3 billion market cap company for a 3x from $16

>>24367209
blow off top

I'm gonna hold GME all the way through the next crash anyways fuck the system

>>24367209
I'll say it again, MASSIVE sell signal

>>24366415
Is arkg a bad long term hold I set it to a position of my long term hodl folio

>>24367235
Just a hint of advice. Never play video games. It's the epitome of the term "Lost opportunity". So many pussies you could of fucked. Muscle gains lost. Financial gains gone....

Saying that....GME is puurty good.

This upcoming earnings report should generate hype. Maybe 20+....GME at 20....Never thought I'd see that.

>>24367373

Scared money don't make me no money #hustleandgrind, I'm new around these parts I came from stocktwits

>>24367284
>>24367334
ok fuck scalping faggots but i figure there's no rush to get one anyways until someone actually runs more than Retroarch on the Xbox X

like if it can run Retroarch, what's stopping it from running anything else to just plain pirate other games eventually? i dont know much about this shit though and i'll just be leeching off other people's homebrew shit, but it's definitely something to look forward to.

For the mean time my shitty R9 380 will do, but it's starting to give me a fucking green screen when I'm just watching videos. I'm too lazy to revive it in an oven so I'll just replace it entirely soon

>>24367385
my only concern is I heard a rumor Cathie Wood might leave ARK and she's the only reason to invest with them

>>24367373
Thinking what I'm thinking anon?...

>>24367218
Holy fuck

Why is /smg/ so busy on a freaking Saturday night?
The redditor influx thing is just a meme, right? Right?

>>24367218
Exactly why I never touched that shit

>>24366355
How do I get good at this without studying? I just wanna get rich and buy boomer stocks after I don’t wanna study stocks for 80 years

sum up your current investing situation in a single image. go.

>>24367443
Its definitely just bait friend, while there are definitely redditors here they only frequent on weekdays during trade hours most likely

>>24367443
no, the SPAC wave has genuinely created the largest influx of newfags since March

t. March newfag

>>24367483

>>24367483

>>24367489
They will go away when the market crashes lmao

>>24367416
Why would it?

>>24367483

also I apologize for shilling RTX in March that was dumb and I should have waited for airlines to recover

fuck I wish I had put all that money in Tupperware instead

>>24367353
how do you get pretty charts in your TFSA

this is all my broker gives me. And it looks ugly because it's per month, cumulative %, and i was mostly cash in 2019 because i was a pussy

guess where on the chart I bought GME lel

>>24367517
>Old college friends actually wasted their time and went to their state capitol buildings to protest for Fentanyl Floyd.
I felt bad for not keeping in touch with them, but now I think I'm making the right moves.

>>24367528
Newfag/pajeet infestation of /smg/ at any point in time is directly correlated to TSLA's current momentum

>>24367483

>>24367073
Im wondering the same thing. What price did you buy at?

>>24367483

>>24367544
I use the MyStocksPortfolio app which gives me nice visualizations and tracking that my garbage meme broker (wealthsimp) doesn't, but you need to track trades manually which kinda sucks

>>24366876
you make me feel better about my 45 shares at 14. People on here have hundreds and hundreds at similar averages

>>24367563
here's the full page view for the details tab

Is it too late to buy pltr :(

>>24367483

>>24367483

>>24366876
>wsb
>Chad
Reddit is literally a lagging indicator

>>24367620
No it’s gonna be $2000 per share end of 2021

>>24367517
Imagine wasting your time on that shit lol.

>>24367563
>wealthsimp
my condolences..........
i wouldn't be able to stomach being forced to pay $187 in exchange rate fees when you eventually cash out your GME shares at $50 or something
though i guess it's not that hard when you don't pay taxes but still..

I think Scotia iTrade charges like ~1.3% if I'm feeling too much FOMO to do Norbert's gambit (that's like 3 days of potential gains lost), not 1.5%

>>24367620
It's dips at closing on friday. It's the perfect time.

Is gme still a buy at 15.5?

>>24367639
Ok nvm it’s way too late

>>24366998
>Whyd everyone fall?

Slippery tiles, shoes with worn out soles, and possibly poor balance due to lack of physical activity.

>>24367483

>>24367607
imma try this assuming i can manually backdate past trades

>>24367483

god damnit why do i never listen to sMg fuddders get me

>>24367483

guys should I buy FLR

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>>24367676
yes you can, when you input a trade it lets you set date, price, commission, etc

>>24367483

I wonder how difficult it would be to lead wsb like a mob. They already have this undercurrent of market makers and Cramer are all against them. It wouldn't be too hard to make a bunch of sock puppet accounts and fuel this schizophrenia. You could keep feeding them lines and ideas like institutions are formally against them and with their reddit egos they probably already think they matter as a cohesive unit. I think you could literally lead them from one pump and dump to another, if that's not already what someone is doing. There's a thread up right now about how they think they can control GME's price if they all band together. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to convince them they could control any stock if they all band together, if they're not already convinced. The internet is a weird place now.

>>24367648
Only thing I added was the hat :3

>>24366505
based

>>24367655
yes but we might dip on earnings, if we do just buy more

target $20 EOY without squeeze, >$100 if the short bomb explodes, look at the charts for Tilray and Volkswagen

>>24367719
this sounds like a wonderful investment what is the ticker sir so i may invest all my resources immediately
there are many newsirs from the village of r*ddit sir, please sir let us make many moneys together with them

>>24367719
>Pink ID
>GAY in ID

You can't make this up

>>24367483

>>24367561
>zero games for console
>overheating issue already reported

I'm assuming no one is retarded enough to actually wait to get a bug riddled prototype and they just want to get it to flip it online...right?

GME will be bankrupt EoY

>>24367755
something something dunning kreuger something something

>>24367483

What memes did you buy last week?

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

I GOT A MARGIN CALL IN A FUCKING TFSA

LEAF ANONS. HELP I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING WHAT THE FUCK
do i seriously have to pull out $5K from my line of credit temporarily and pay 2.95% interest until the cash from a previous trade settles

>>24367483

redditor here, why are you guys being so autistic about who posts here? its stupid gatekeeping, you realize everyone knows about 4chan right?

in addition, anyone who thinks PLTR isn't mooning to 40 is just delusional copers, do you all not realize how much money reddit has? billions retards

>>24367808
I don't mean it in a hehe xd le anime mastermind way. wsb literally feels exactly how a mob feels. I truly wonder if someone is directing them.

>>24367828
lol what did you do?

>>24366505
Welcome! Haha, we like to have fun here... ;D

>>24367828
>ever using margin

Have you tried just putting $25K minimum into your account like a regular, big boy anonito?

>>24367828
How the fuck did you manage that? Margin?

>>24367773
It is best new coin stock wallet POO.LOO, only best SPAC gains and no pumpernickel dumplings with this sir friend,

>>24367828

>>24367719
>>24367781
Holy shit what are the chances

>How is your thoughts for
My thoughts are you're a flamboyant gay boi lmao

>>24367563
I really want to like that app but it's so goddamn aggravating having to keep track of things manually. Stock splits are basically kryptonite, my portfolio is completely out of wack from AAPL and NEE and I gave up trying to fix it.

>>24367802
Why would people stand in line for a fucking console anyways? Not children, but actual grown people.

>>24367840
no i mean they ones amongst them that think they're 'in control' of anything are a bunch of dunning kreugers
it would make sense if someone is trying to direct them though, if this shithole is good enough to pay shills to come shitpost on surely theres plenty of shills over there too

>>24367839

>>24367874
>>24367875
>>24367881
It's a fucking non-margin TFSA
what the fuuuuuuuuuuck
am i seriously going to have to take out cash from my line of credit to cover this

CAD$5500 at 2.95% interest ADR aaaaaaaaaaa fuuuuuuuuck

What's the matter... 'fraid I might... steal yo girl?

>>24367839
sometimes I like to go into my local Domino's and go on and on about how great Round Table is and how I just came from eating a delicious pizza there
for some reason that annoys the people in the Domino's what a bunch of dumbass gatekeeping snobs

>>24367635
>Reddit is literally a lagging indicator
Based

>>24367781
Ok, that's funny.

>>24367828
Ok, that's even funnier, lol.

>>24367839
Not the media anon...Not the media.

That Fappening proved this.

>WHO'S THIS 4CHAN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpRRtZUNQH0

I actually bought clf because of the tranny am I fucked? I’m mostly throwing around play money to learn but still I got a few thousand in stocks and don’t know what the fuck I am doing

>>24367938
Based

>>24367900
Probably to sell it online at a higher price for a profit.

Its the only thing that would make sense. Even then, its definitely not worth it desu

>>24367947
>Last decade pretty much confirmed 3/4ths of all of /pol/'s conspiracies.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

>>24367965
I've had it. This place is full of the most degenerate, weak-handed pieces of shit I've ever seen. If the market doesn't go in their favor for just one fucking day they panic and lose all hope. Then another one of these fucks screams about something that by the grace of God had a green day and the rest FOMO in, latching to their new purchase with pride and telling everyone before it crashes the next fucking day only to repeat the process. Despite being conscious of this cycle of failures in their little insectoid minds, these subhumans only look into low quality, cheap pieces of absolute shit stocks and leveraged ETFs that swing 5% or more a day. They would rather fuel their pathetic, dopamine-addicted brains with massive losses they will never be able to recover than make any semblance of a good decision. Buy high and sell low. No strategy, no plan, just a four figure portfolio dedicated to speculative trash that they don't understand, can't understand, and don't want to understand. Worse than lemmings, irredeemable filth like this compensate for their complete ignorance by repeatedly affirming each other before the inevitable collapse. Anyone with a fucking brain who sees through the nonsense is attacked. After all, in the deranged conception of the market held by these 70-IQ shitheads, anyone without the latest pump and dump can't be making money; they're not able to make money without desperately gambling on the bottom of the barrel scams, so nobody else is either, right? Fuck you all. Never change, /smg/.

>>24367922
So if its not from margin, did you do naked calls or puts? Literally the only thing I can think of that'd make you go negative.

>>24367973
I would invest the shit out of a vtuber company

>>24367773
LGVW

GAMERS RISE UP
I love gme now

>>24367899
Stock splits are easy to manage
>stock splits 5-1
>give yourself 4 shares for free as a dividend
that's literally what a split is anyways

>>24367922
Seeing as how it should be mathematically impossible to enter a position in a non-margin account where the risk is larger than the original investment I don't see how this is possible.

margin called in a fucking TFSA. it's a fucking TFSA

i didnt know this was fucking possible WHAT THE FUCK

>>24367719
LGVW buy it now before i;t moons guys!

I put a $4k order through for PLTR today. Should I cancel it and put that money into GME instead?

>>24368052
Yes and No

>>24368052
Ill fomo with you retard

>>24367651
the exchange rate is less awful when you consider that it's basically just their commission, depending on the order size a 1.5% commission and conversion can be more or less than a 1% conversion and $10 fixed commission

still, once GME squeezes I'm moving to Questrade.

>>24367985
this board is the most tryhard newfag board on the whole site
people who have been on 4chan for less than a year experiencing the giddy glee of samefagging a thread to bump limit for the first time or spamming a board to shit for the first time. you cn tell they've never done this stuff before because they're not bored of it yet

>>>/pol/293633728

EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT

When's GME earnings again? December 8th?

>>24367996
You do know you can buy Bili Bili stock who is literally running that show, right?

I mean, it shows the name right at the end of the broadcast in every single show, I thought it was common sense lol

I was going to buy but it spiked these past 2 weeks. I'll buy at a dip

>>24368031
Oh you're the 100% GME dude. Call them ask why the fuck you got margin called when its a non-margin account. Could be an error, but who knows.

>>24368052
Invest in Mara and Riot.

I'm going all in soon.

Hut 8 Mining if you're brave.

>>24368031
Based holdings though.

>>24368031
wait is it just cranky that you don't have enough cash to cover your calls? that shouldn't trigger a margin call, should it?

How do you guys buy pre-market?

>>24367479
By having high IQ and gaining experience.

If you do not have a high IQ go back to flipping burgers.

Ready Player Two is out (the book). Yeah it's got a few nit picky issues but in general its pretty good. Hopefully the film version will fix those issues and it'll be good like the first one was. The original cast will be in it due to contract. P.S - PLTR to $40!

>>24368088
enjoy losing all your money when the SEC finally cancels chink stonks for good

>>24368107
I give the Bog a call.

>>24368031
My guess is you bought shares and calls at the same time. The settlement time for each is different so its possible to use money you won't have and be able to purchase both. Thus the margin call.

What do I do with this? I haven’t really taken a loss yet I’m scared

>>24368107
By sucking my dad off

Then he might allow you to trade pre-market.

>>24368080
is that past...?

>>24368080
>tecnacals

>>24368088
>I would invest the shit out of a non-chinese vtuber company

>>24368113
Those books are literally autism put to fictional prose.

>>24368128
Nice account number.

>>24368128
I'm not gonna bother responding till you take an actual screenshot you faggot

>>24368088
Man, imagine is Hololive created an IPO on the US market.

>>24368107

Breakfast sandwich and a black coffee. Can't be a successful trader without breakfast anon.

>>24368173
Just answer

>>24368113
>dude pop culture references

>>24368190
no

>>24368028
I remember doing this and then it skewed my P/L into big green for some reason. I'm sure I clicked something wrong but again I don't really care to find out what I did.

yige amount of 7dte call volume on SNAP yesterday. especially on the 51 strike (10% OTM). I got 49 calls. This going to pop next week or what. SNAP call holders chime in

>>24368119
0% chance that happens, wall street is deeply invested in shit like alibaba and tencent and other chinese companies. the worst that'll happen is that more chinese companies with military ties will get cancelled, but bilibili doesn't fall in that category

>>24368077
Your the retard who replied to pasta sir, please give all investing to LNGV and SBE

>>24368180
>>24368180
>>24368180
NEW
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>>24368180
>>24368180
NEW
>>24368180
>>24368180
>>24368180
NEW

>>24368124
this is what i did but i thought i was allowed a free pass
like i thought it wasn't free riding as long as I didn't immediately sell the shit I just bought

>>24367483

>>24368189
>Black Coffee

This anon fucks

>>24368228
That isn't what a free pass or riding is thought of traditionally because you'd have to sell in between so you have the balance for the purchases. Your time frame is obvious months long, and free riding is traditionally applied to settlement timeframes: at most a week. It isn't any different from trying to buy 2k worth of shares with 1k. it is only possible because of settlement dates. The margin call makes sense here.

>>24366699
GME

>>24367959
You're blessed, CLF and GME are both solid cook machines

>>24368091
>Invest in Mara and Riot
Crypto memes are that way, son

>>24366606
Does this affect Xpeng, Nio, Li?

>>24368113
Are you the AMRN/ONTX shill from /SMG/ past? I remember him being all about those T babies

>>24367560
$266

>>24366355
APE BEING LISTED ON BINANCE SOON, APE THE FUCK IN

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