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>be me
>24
>5.2 mil net worth
>feel like dying, jumping off penthouse deck

what do /biz/?

>> No.24358846

can i have ur stuff?

>> No.24358853

>>24358825
reconnect with family and spend some time away from the computer

>> No.24358887

>>24358825
gib me money

>> No.24358897

What's the issue? Family problems, issues with love/social skills, lack of ambition after making it? Or, even worse, everything is fine but you still feel like shit?
T. Ascended after 2 years of clinical depression

>> No.24358911

>>24358853
>>24358897
reconnecting with family is for poor people

>> No.24358922

>>24358825
You can keep your money but just send me your crypto anonomyously. I don't want some weird FBI-glownigger knocking at my door as to why you sent funds to me before your death.

>> No.24358923

>>24358825
Bro, I know exactly how you feel except I’m 22 with 6.8 mil.

>> No.24358927
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>>24358825
Jump.

>> No.24358945

>>24358825
Jump off a penthouse deck

>> No.24358951

>>24358825

Why not cause a bit of mayhem?

>> No.24358971
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>>24358825
Also if you're not a LARPer you probably have enough money and resources to take out a handful of people that you consider are completely awful and the world would be better-off without. If you're set on death, drag some cocksuckers down into hell with you.

>> No.24358987

>>24358825
>1920x1080
Just passed my psychiatry boards. Thinking about starting a concierge cash only practice for rich clients.

>> No.24358992

>>24358951
Depression don't work that way bruh. Feels like too much of a chore.

>> No.24359019
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24359019

Dubs decide where OP jumps from

>> No.24359036

just to give some clarity to most anons responding

I made my fortune solely from 0.32 Link in 2017 (still holding) and 0.50 Band in '19 after tons of market research (Sold at $14, still holding half).

I started with 100k initially in Band when I was 21, worked like a dog for 3 years

>> No.24359068

>>24359036
100k in Link *

not band

>> No.24359084

>>24358825
Turn to Christ.

>> No.24359093

>>24359036
Something else to consider is undergoing gender reassignment. Start with Bambi sleep files. You'll be able to afford top notch plastic surgery and medication so you should come out well :)

>> No.24359111

>>24359093
shut the fuck up faggot

>> No.24359121

stop larping retard or post proof

>> No.24359125

>>24358853
This. You sacrificed your human connections for shekel based jewish ones. Refocus.

>> No.24359144

>>24359125
everytime i see my family they ask me for money

i give them 100k every year to each of my family members

doesnt even feel like they love me for me anymore

>> No.24359179

>>24359144
start acting poor. if you have a bunch of fancy shit sell it all and buy a small cabin and tell them you lost it all in stocks and crypto.

>> No.24359184
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>>24359036
Do you feel like you lack a goal or purpose now that you've, in many anons minds, 'made it'?

Did you ever have a real career in mind? I don't mean a 'good job', I mean something you'd honestly have fun and would get out of bed for because its enjoyable? That's the primary reason I don't an-hero: I have fun and enjoy my existence.

If nothing else and you're at your wits end (and aren't a latent schizo) you should try to achieve ego death via psychadelics and see how that goes for you if you haven't already.

>> No.24359197

>>24358825
Take a nice vacation and reconnect with nature. Do it for 6 months.

>> No.24359200

>>24359125
i also have multiple girlfriends at the moment who obviously have sex with me for my money.

imagine waking up next to a girl you know for a fact doesnt love you for who you are but pretends to be in love regardless

feels like im living in the matrix nothing even matters anymore

>> No.24359206

>>24359144
Give me 100k and I’ll love you for you

>> No.24359210

>>24359144
Oh yeah and stop doing that. They are parasites and unless they really helped you in dire times they can fuck off into a ditch.

>> No.24359216

>>24359111
Sounds like you haven't experimented properly, little egg :) You'll stumble upon your true purpose one day- and that purpose is pleasing alphas

>> No.24359244

>tfw this thread shows the flaws of making it
>still want to
Looking forward to making the same mistake

>> No.24359247

>>24359093
>Trannies literally reproduce by grooming

>> No.24359271

>>24359200
discover your Self. the Source of all. that’s the only real happiness

>> No.24359273

>>24359144
Yea, don’t do this. You’re going to end up broke if you let people take advantage of you like that. And make no mistake, they are taking advantage of you.

>> No.24359275

>>24358825
Spend a million or so on a beach house and a boat.

Start a a charter fishing company/non profit and spend your time taking under privileged kids out to teach them to fish.

Giving back in a way that will actually help people is the way to go, not just throwing cash at your family to shut them up.

>> No.24359293

>>24359216
to be honest, ive actually fucked a couple of trannies before who are easily passable as models.

they were an interesting fuck to say the least, would probably do it again. i actually bought them off cam sites, one of them costed me $10,000

>> No.24359299

Jesus: "Even when someone is rich, his life does not consist in of the amount of possessions he has." (Luke 12:15) Perceived wealth is not the source of happiness and doesn't equate to happiness.

>> No.24359341

>>24358825
Do you have any friends ? Actual friends, not ones whom you give money to. Not even one cent.

>> No.24359348

>>24359293
Did they seem happier than you?

>> No.24359358

>>24359348
idk, was pretty fucked up on drugs

cant even remember

>> No.24359378
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>>24359293
>he unironically fucks trannies and pays thousands of dollars to do so
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAAAA
NEVER MIND OP KILL YOURSELF ASAP YOU DUMB FAGGOT LMAO
holy shit no wonder why you're depressed, you're retarded and gay!

>> No.24359398

>>24359358
I'm sure if you reached out to them they could get you started on that journey. And if it doesn't work out, there's always the balcony.

>> No.24359430

>>24358825
How about doing something meaningful with the money you worked for.

>> No.24359433

>>24358825
Id have said it’s over for you if you were 29 or smth, at 24 there’s still some golden years left to enjoy fren.

>> No.24359440

>>24359398
youre actually a fucking faggot

>> No.24359501

NO PROOF. OBVIOUS LARP. HARVESTING (YOU)s.

>> No.24359525

Go skydiving

>> No.24359544
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24359544

Come chill with me in Dallas bro

We'll go hunting, have some beers, get up at 10 on Saturday to get some bomb bbq and brisket, buy a telescope and go to a national park outside the city and stargaze, find you a nice little house with a dog, go to the lake in the summer with the boat you're gonna buy for us, cliff dive at said lake, get you a steak fed qt3.14gf wich you can take to said lake with your dog/cat, get you a small group of close friends to create a social life for you, find you a fun hobby to keep you outdoors and help you reconnect with nature. Living cooked up in a penthouse looking at memelines all day is not a way a man should be living.

>> No.24359549

Post proof larping ass faggot send 0.0001 ETH to this wallet proof it 0xc54f70221ec4c6104ab939f56d438a38e13344d7

>> No.24359558

Also dont feed your family money, while support them you have to make them productive or they will become leeches

>> No.24359570

>>24359144
STOP. DOING. THAT.

Look bro, use your shekels and hire a personal trainer and get /fit/ asap. That will save your life.

>> No.24359575

>>24359378
Tbh to that anon there’s a 1/10 chance a hooker you order is a MtF tranny
But you’re too high and horny to give a shit.

>> No.24359592

>>24359275
pretty based idea my dude

>> No.24359602

>>24359570
I have a gym in my building

i go every day, mostly to release rage

>> No.24359620

>>24359544
>Dallas
>nature

>> No.24359624
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>>24359575
>Too high and horny to not fuck a man
Nope you're just gay, or at least some form of bisexual. Literal cope.

>> No.24359641

I hope you'll get through that episode and get to really enjoy your wealth brah, i believe in you anon

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>>24359200
>1st world problems
Make sure to send all your assets to me before you end your miserable life OP

>> No.24359707

>>24359624
The high end perfect looking ones are literally trannies bruh, and you don’t even notice it.

>> No.24359712
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24359712

buy a Huracan

>> No.24359725
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>>24358825
Make sure that first thing you do when you wake up is take the coldest possible shower. Measure how many minutes you can last and keep pushing your limits every day. This simple life hack helped me a lot with improving my mood and boosting discipline. It's surprisingly addicting, after you're hooked you'll never go a day without it.

>> No.24359740

>>24359620
You can always drive out of the city to experience these things. Fuck living in a rural shithole with no infrastructure.

>> No.24359747

>>24358825
Liquidate some assets and send me the proceeds before you do

>> No.24359756

>>24358825
donate a few thousand or hundred thousand to a charity small enough that you can see it's effect. something local that you believe in

then go on an adventure, like throw a dart at a map type of adventure. meet new people, try new things

ever go skydiving? deep sea diving/fishing? do you know how to fly a plane?
do those things. do all the things.

you have an opportunity to be or do anything, an opportunity that people would literally murder their family in minecraft for. not even joking, a good friend of mine was murdered for 1/10000 of your portfolio value.

get a fucking life OP, you can afford it

>> No.24359820

all you retards falling for this dumb larp. /biz/ is shit

>> No.24359829

>>24358825
Just do some real crazy shit, buy a 68 charger, give it absolute hell everywhere you go, parachute off your penthouse deck, build a really cool house, get creative with your money

>> No.24359851

buy me as your gf (cost 1 mio dollars)

>> No.24359905

>>24359756
>a good friend of mine was murdered for 1/10000 of your portfolio value

By your logic suburban areas would the epitome of high crime

>> No.24359912

>>24359440
>tranny fucker calling other people a faggot

>> No.24359994

>>24359740
Is "infrastructure" another word for "diversity"?

Then yeah, enjoy living in a city.

>> No.24360078

>>24359820
probably

but suicide is a real problem on this board. this guy is probably larping, but the suicidal millionaire reading these threads isn't.

>you, bro, you reading this now
it's gonna be ok. you're gonna be ok

>>24359905
>am from detroit
AHAHAHAHAH.....HA.......ha..... yeah it's fucking terrible. the hood don't fuck around kids. and it was possibly less. we aren't exactly sure but we know it was between 40-70 bucks worth of H he didn't pay for

>> No.24360134

>>24358825
let me be your wingman we can go to mexico together, i will make you feel alive again trust me, just pay for my trip/expenses and 200 bucks per day

>> No.24360439

>>24358825

I'll be your friend dude, hit me up.

>> No.24360508

>>24359200

Stop revealing you are rich. Live like a Spartan. If you own a baller house in the burbs, get an apartment in the city (and maybe rent house). Have a 2nd daily driver car that’s not a McClaren or whatever you drive, just a normal car or SUV a few years old. I’m f anyone asks what you do for work, make something up like fund analyst.

Wholesome girls out there exist. If the dating apps aren’t working, try church. Goto a young adults bible study or one of the week long work camps. I did one like 20 years ago in high school where we fixed up low income houses hit by a hurricane on the coast of North Carolina. No skills needed, half the people there have no skills and are given tasks like painting or moving supplies. Find one focused on young adults.

>> No.24360581

>>24358846
This

>> No.24360609

>>24358825
same except 21 with 10.5 mil
life is hell

>> No.24360621

Get a hobby you retard faggot. If you don't enjoy anything get a therapist and some meds. If that doesn't work either kill your miserable ass.

>> No.24361404

>>24359036
What do you think I should invest in at the moment?

>> No.24361422

>>24358825
Find Jesus.


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJFOXC1S6cQ&t=

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>>24359200
>has unfilfilling superficial relationships with whores
>does degenerate shit like fucking trannies
>lives a materialistic lifestyle in his city penthouse

>why am I depressed?

Gee, I don't know anon, that's a tough one...

Stop being a degenerate coomer, reconnect with nature, get fit and stop wasting your time with whores and people that see you as a walking ATM

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>>24358825
More sleep helped stabilize my mood

>> No.24362136

do a flip

>> No.24362140

>>24360609
How did you make 10 mil?

>> No.24362229

>>24359725
Wtf? How long do you spend under the water?

>> No.24362254

>>24358825
M U S H R O O M S

>> No.24362262
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>>24358825

Put a cool million into a stock with a very high dividend. Push that dividend to a charity/cause/hobby you enjoy. Do the world some good, and don't go broke in the process.

>> No.24362810

Get a personal trainer and a chef, tell them you lack energy and are depressed, get SSRIs get fit. Get rid of all comfort from your life that doesn't mean give your money away, it means strip bullshit from your life temporarily, smart phone, television, shit food, going out etc. Eat clean drink lots of water take mct oil and inulin take ashwaganda and maca powder take zinc and krill oil. Run 5 miles a day do this for 4 months and you will be a beast like me, don't read books that don't benefit you or outlook on life, don't waste time with time wasters and idiots. If this isn't a larp, realise you have been blessed with money and opportunity and to not utilise it when everyone else spends their lives trying to accumulate it is retarded, don't feel guilty for your good fortune, everyone has their place in society. A man deserves exactly what he gets.