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>>24349946
N

suck my dick

how many haircombs does coinbase claim using their customer's money

Why are you such a cunt, and why is your CEO a cunt?

Also, how long is the waiting list for earn?

Thanks bro.

>>24349946
Hi coinfren.
why does it take coinbase support so long to respond to support tickets?
Also why is coinbase not supporting flare tokens for xrp holders?

How can I increase my daily withdrawal limit? I've been requested 2 times and both times declined. Fuck with your strategy. When I am cashing out how is important I withdraw 50k or 200k faggots! I already KYCed and you have all the required info too. WTF else you are expecting from me to approve it, motherfuckers!

>>24349974
I never saw a single haircomb in the office.

>>24349984
I don't think I'm a cunt, I haven't really done anything cunty ever. I'm just a normal dude who likes programming and this is a chill, cushy job.

Brian is kinda a cunt I agree. He's pretty emotionally stunted. I think he's well intentioned but he's mega awkward and it's pretty yikes sometimes. He tries. I dunno. I haven't worked with him too closely but I've had lunch with him a few times. He's a weirdo.

Hmm let me see how I could find the earn waiting list. That's an interesting question.

>>24349998
You know, it's something I've wondered too, why support is so slow. I haven't really looked into that side of the org too much but it is something that is brought up all the time in company meetings and such. We try to be better with and there are metrics we target to improve. I think in a lot of ways we grew too fast; we're around 1,000 employees but our support staff is like 50. There's probably tons of tickets. And it's always explosive, too, like after an incident, so it's overwhelming. I think there's probably some poor management involved there, too, but I'm not sure.

I don't know much about flare tokens, but in general we don't support many customized things for different coins. I think the people working on the xrp chains probably want that, but they have different priorities, and it's hard to support that in our generalized platform right now. A lot of the focus in blockchain development has been on Rosetta.

>>24350039
The max withdrawal is $25,000 a day on Coinbase pro, there's no way to get above that. Are you there, or lower?

1.why are you wasting your time with this obvious larp, and 2.what do you think that says about the state of your pathetic and miserable life ?

>>24350085
Well it's not a larp, I actually work there. I'm not sure what a good way of proving that would be without giving away my identity, but I don't really care.

I'm bored, yes.

>>24350065
I am already 50k and seen many people with 200k-300k or even more. Technically, how is it possible to be 25k for all of the people. It doesn't make sense. Otherwise why do they accept increase limit option in Pro. Charlie Lee dumped his LTC in 2017 bull run, do you think he waited 3 months to withdraw his money every day 25k?

>>24349946
why are you so racist towards black employees? i will never use your service again because of this

>>24350101
evening luke

>>24350134
I'm not Luke but he's cool. Good guy. Good at WoW.

>>24350133
Eh, in all my time there, I haven't seen anything the slightest bit racist. It's been pretty good. The stuff a few months ago was misconstrued and Brian fucked up. It spiraled out of control, imo.

>>24350047
Thanks for answer fren... well hopefully coinbase can improve their support soon. I see coinbase as the "coca-cola" of cryptocurrency trading apps, very newbie friendly but sneaky conversion fees are a bit too high.

Two more questions if i may.?

How secure would you say coinbase is for your average holder?

What are the next upcoming coins releasing on coinbase?

>>24350161
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/27/technology/coinbase-cryptocurrency-black-employees.html
then explain this.
very disappointed honestly

>>24350127
Okay, fair points. I don't know how that works. It is probably determined on a case by case basic by support.

>>24349946
Why do people on here call it Jewbase/Kikebase? Is it owned by jews? I don.t really care either way, but it would be good to clear this up.

>>24350177
Of course I read that, it was all the talk of the company for the last few days. We have had internal and external investigations into those claims supposedly and it's all been debunked. So, who knows. I definitely haven't seen any behavior like that at all. It's been all above board. Though, we don't have as many black people as I think we should.

>>24350185
Because they're antisemites? None of the people I work with are Jewish. Brian is definitely not Jewish either.

>>24349946
how are you doing?
anything you would like to share that you think we would find interesting?

>>24349946
I've always wanted to work for coinbase. I'm in the fintech industry, but CB seems to be the most cutting edge while still staying within regulatory boundaries.

I don't think it's going away anytime soon and I see it becoming a pillar of the US financial system.

Do you recommend it? I am in the southern USA and I don't see much of a footprint of CB around here, which I think is a missed opportunity.

>>24350065
>>24350127
It says 50k € (= 60k $) on me lol.

>>24350213
maybe you should fire your white staff to make room for more black people. diversity is our strength

>>24350213
How much you make a year?

>>24350065
OP is LARPing. I'm at $50k per day.

>>24350134
>>24350151
Hah, this is funny.

>>24350171
Definitely the fees are very high. We consider ourselves the premium platform, so that's how we justify it.

Coinbase is extremely secure. Like fort knox, but more. Our security protocols are pretty wild, to protect against insider threats and otherwise. Coins on coinbase are incredibly guarded. The only risks for the average holder is getting their own account social engineered through sim swapping or otherwise. Protect against that and you're good.

>>24350235
I'm doing well. Hmm, something to share~ Coinbase employees get almost $200 worth of Coinbase trading fees reimbursed!

>>24350248
Then we'd lose 90% of the company !

>>24350236
Coinbase is a great place to work. Definitely apply!

>>24350264
More than >200k

>>24350265
I'm not LARPing. I don't work with limits, so I did not realize we set limits higher in certain cases. Now I know.

>>24350321
90%? sounds like a white supremacist company if you ask me

Did you guys change your iban in the last few month? The previous one doesn't work anymore

>>24350321
ahem.... dodging my question OP

What coins are releasing next on coinbase?

why are you jews so jewish?

Why hasn't BSV been added for buys and sells?

>>24350345
Keep your eyes on Filecoin & Near

>>24350373
thanks

>>24350360
We'll probably get to it eventually. It takes a bit to add new coins, so we choose carefully.

>>24349946
Why does your platform freeze up when coins moon? Like with BCH was listed, and most recently XRP?

And are your employees still allowed to sell at the top when everyone else is locked out?

And are you hiring?

>>24350460
1) Technical issues. Various incidents. We try to scale and keep up with it but a lot of our systems are mid transition to newer things. We still have a lot of mongo db and such laying around. I know the incident from a few days ago was related to various critical-path postgres databases getting hit with issues like too many queries, needing a vacuum, adding an index fixed, and locking up like that. Our system is surprisingly complicated and interconnected. There are a lot of bottlenecks, and they are extremely hard to identify or see coming until the load actually comes in. We're trying to get to the point where we can handle it preemptively, with load testing, but there's a lot of work to do.

2) No. No one can sell when the system is down. We don't have some magical internal trading method.

3) Definitely. Hiring is going smoothly. Covid hasn't negatively impacted us.

>>24350047
OP is definitely not a cunt. Thanks for the reply.

If you find out about the waiting list, please let us know.

>>24350213
Don’t start hiring niggers, I will move to kraken if you do, as will many people.

>>24350373
NEO and ADA when? Why are you listing literally who shitcoins and refusing established projects?

>>24350373
Larp confirmed

>>24350519
Unfortunately I couldn't quite find any information about the length of the waiting list easily surface able. I'd dig more, but am worried about leaving a trail. Our security team is a bit bonkers about internal monitoring at times...

Do people talk about which coins they think are 'gonna make it'? If so, what's hot at the moment?

>>24350540
Don't know why those two specifically, but can confirm they are definitely the next two planned. I don't know what comes next. It's not shared outside of the blockchain teams.

>>24350555
Don't get yourself into bother. Thanks for trying.

>>24350570
Most of the exciting talk is about Eth and smart contracts, and generally people are hardcore Bitcoiners and don't care much for other coins. Also I've heard a lot of energy around Staking and Tezos.

Why hasn’t RLC by iExec been listed yet?

>>24350507
I appreciate you coming here and responding to questions and all. Thank you.

>>24350637
Same reasons as before, we pick a couple to do each quarter due to lack of resources. It takes a lot to list a coin. Technically, legally, etc.

>>24350603
I assume you're including Link in that?

>>24350704
Well, the people I talked to about it only specifically mentioned Tezos for some reason, but I don't see why not link too.

>>24349946
when the FUCK are you going to add PNK (kleros) to your shitty nigger exchange you faggot kike piece of shit god i would rape your mother if she was in front of me just pull my pants out take out my gun and rape her dead holy fuck i hate you op fuck you you nigger stinky nigger piece of shit

also add PNK to your exchange asap

>>24350373
Have you heard anything about RNDR listing ? It is being explored by coinbase but that article was in june and there hasn't been any updates except rndr ceo saying they are working on getting it listed "soon"

>>24350728
I'll get right on that, sure.

>>24350738
Well, it's not on the docket for Q4, so many some time next year.

I don't know where it falls in terms of priorities, though.

>>24349946
Does coinbase have a secret plan to fuck over people that withdraw their money? Once link reaches my price target and i transfer my coins from wallet to coinbase i'm scared that you sneaky assholes will somehow willingly screw me over when i sell my link and transfer to my bank account

>>24350065
false

>>24350741
thanks please actually do that no larp tell your superiors about PNK asap

>>24350101
oh fuck off anon. you don't even have your basic facts straight, such as how to raise your daily limits by arbitrary amounts

>>24350725
Is Coinbase adding GNT and LOOm to regular Coinbase?

>>24350773
No, definitely not. Especially if you have a normal account in good standing. Tho there's the max daily withdrawal. That's about it.

>>24350788
Yes, I stand corrected.

>>24349946
what in crypto and defi excites you?

>>24350798
Well, to be fair, just because I work at Coinbase doesn't mean I know everything about Coinbase. Why would I? You don't even know what I do there.

>>24350800
Potentially in 2021 but really I have no idea.

>>24350728
whats the matter champ?

>>24350830
Personally, I'm not a hardcore believer. I do a good amount of Bitcoin myself (around 75k worth right now) and am hodling for years. I think it's an interesting emerging technology. I like that it enables international transactions easily. Defi I hope doesn't get crippled by Apple and Google preventing proper apps. I think a lot of crypto has a serious UX problem.

What excites me most is probably just the new technologies it enables. Defi with automated transactions allowing augmentation of day to day life for additional incentives that help motivate people to do better things. That sounds interesting. Or horribly bad. We'll see.

>>24350661
>lot
Ok, thanks for replying.
Is it scheduled to be listed?
I know a lot of people who are US based who have a hard time buying $RLC

When cardano?

>>24350901
Sorry, all I was able to find out without digging too deep was Filecoin and Near

When do you plan to integrate Bitconnect?

>>24350884
what do you mean by google and apple preventing proper apps?i agree it isn't intuitive for someone trying to interact for the first time

>>24350948
Apple has recently taken action against Coinbase Wallet preventing us from showing the DeFi apps so directly. We fear that they'll eventually ban all DeFi browsers from the app store entirely for essentially being an app store in an app. Apple doesn't like that kind of thing.

On that beat, was a pleasure answering questions. Almost noon for me here in the UK, so I'm going to grab some tea. Bye.

Can't believe he ignored the Bitconnect question. A fellow Brit, too. Disappointment is not the word.

>>24350970
Thank you have a nice day

>>24350919
On a more serious note and ignoring the faggotry shown by >>24350728, is there any talk at all regarding PNK or the XRP Spark airdrop?

>>24351007
what faggotry nigger?
do you need to dilate tranny?

>>24349946
any frontend designer jobs going? dublin?

>>24350177
wtf I love cuckbase now!

>>24351122
checked and kek'd
pretty fuckniggerspilled

https://coinbase.com/
earn/comp/invite/3wd7kbp4


Just received this, TY

Are you planning to add PNK?

>>24349946
will NKN be listed soon?

when is RSR coming, coinlarper?