/biz/ - Business & Finance

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

Buy CLF and watch my stream

Rise up INAQ CHADS

is this bullish?

I have about $27k in stock, $41k in savings, and $13k in checking. Do you think I should move most of my checking account to bonds? Are there any low-risk bond ETFs that you'd recommend?

Based Ramsey makes 14 percent annually with mutual funds, why doesn't /smg/ take his advice and diversify so if one stock does bad several others will do good and get you a safe annual return? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiiBtWbcB08

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

What stonks do I invest in to capitalize on the creation of genetically engineered catboys?

>>24343249
ROPE

>>24343248
none of this matters, all that matters are the sauron memes. that's literally why everyone here invested in the company to begin with. it's like coomcat and GME, same thing.

>>24343249
ROPE

>>24343185
Green pill me on the moon etf

>>24343249
ARKG

>>24343240
What's the point of a mutual fund when you have ETFs?

>>24343314
i sold moon and bought inaq. My erections last longer now

>>24343248
Is this the new copy paste shill

>>24343238
>I have about $27k in stock, $41k in savings, and $13k in checking.
maybe bogleheads is more your speed, boomer

>>24343240
because when you make +100% on one stock your portfolio is only up +5% because you're a pussy

cut down the losers, focus on winners. Imagine buying an index ETF and having exposure to garbage like intel

>>24343249
ROPE

Give me your % certainty that APXT hits $20 and CLF hits $20

https://www.direxion.com/product/moonshot-innovators-etf
Hold the fuck up, this is what you guys were talking about? When I Googled MOON stock before I got some zinc mining company.

>>24343212
ape status: insured

>>24343370
>soijack
>ID: Mlbt8kyE now filtered
go pretend to be homeless some more

>>24343400

yes, moon will moon.

>>24343420
>>soijack
>>ID: Mlbt8kyE now filtered
>go pretend to be homeless some more

Folks, did you see the new platform for excellent good service and baby inside woman pictures. Many scams are been moving around but this seems very beginner friendly and no such scam.

I would like your values opinions on the phone plup and play by mile xray machine that mr. butterfly gates has been recieved from mark cuban and for all basketball americans

I have this and am also friends with the dabs man who likes american steel companies so he can jam iron rods straight up his ass on his twitch stream

Yo is there a way to organize your portfolio on shit like IBKR? I wanted to have an etf that was a bit more custom so I made it myself. The only issue is my portfolio looks like hepatitis. Can you have like a swing folder, a long folder, short ect?

>>24343224
for UTZ

That ugly motherfucker Left needs to be tracked down using Palantir and...."Corrected" if I may be so bold sir.

>>24343185
Krk

>>24343420
>being this mad over obvious shitposts

>>24343441
is that the poop recycling app

$GEVO ???

>>24343420
OH, you're an actual redditard!

Unironically eat shit and die

>>24343420
kys faggot

>>24343437
fuck off
everybody is sick of your shit
you’ve been exposed as a faggot publicly, find a new place to shitpost

Is holding a SPAC through the merger a good idea? I own eye watering amount of SBE (relatively for my portfolio). I should probably just take profits. Or should I.

E-thots making $ 15k per month.

I don't feel bad about taking advantage of the market and making the best of it. Fuckin clown world.

Got 200k in cash to invest, too late to put 20-50k in PLTR? Other than that what’s some pretty safe companies with good dividends I can park the rest in?

>>24343445
this isn't possible on schwab and it really bugs me. it'd be really nice to be able to set up custom sections

>>24343506
>fuck off
>everybody is sick of your shit
>you’ve been exposed as a faggot publicly, find a new place to shitpost

I am closing my Robinhood account.

>>24343506
Reddit

>>24343517

there's this one tiktok girl that makes 150k just for shaking her ass one and awhile.

youre living in a chaotic world, clown world left.

>>24343535
Why?

>you’ve been exposed as a faggot publicly, find a new place to shitpost

>>24343508
Sir the SPACs are greatest and best investment wallet for making great and profitable gains in return for much long of time than regular coins

It is that being my opinion that when in merger the product will reach optimal need and best fullness so have no fears about such nonsense as pulling my rug and pumpernickel dumps

>>24343317
This unironically looks like a great pick. I think I just found another long-term hodl, boys.

Any college dropouts making it? or should I stop being a brainlet?

>>24343370
Bogleheads will certainly beat whatever investment strategy you have.

>>24343583
lmao

>>24343623
>Bogleheads will certainly beat whatever investment strategy you have.

>>24343185
Fucking Kek
Can you work on this meme and start creating different realestate locations in India to buy ?
like Taj Majaul ?

Bought a 28 strike dec 4th put today on PLTR at open that I planned on selling at close thinking I had 1 day trade left but then got fucked when I realized Thursday didn't count towards a trading day and I still had all of my 3 day trades used. Am I fucked on Monday or is there a chance this will dip a little more and give me time to sell before I lose all my gains

>>24343618
stop being a brainlet. even if you make it, something will be missing. learning is the key to life

>>24343618
I didn't even finish high-school.

>>24343540
If I put in a lot of effort and use all my intelligence I can make $ 10k in 1 day.
That does not worry me, I just feel that at some point this simulation is going to break and we will feel reality like never before.
I don't want this bubble to burst.

Is dropping 1000€ on Palantir a good idea? Is expecting a 10x within a year unrealistic?

>>24343370
>>24343437
>>24343525
Kill yourself soijack poster. You have been exposed as a top tier attention seeking larping faggot. Imagine pretending to be homeless for attention. I’m glad that everybody is finally speaking up sick of your shit. You have shitposted for months. Everybody is here trying to make money and here you are, being a faggot. At least have the courtesy to use a tripcode so that we can filter you

>>24343189

>>24343420
lol loser

>>24343687
>At least have the courtesy to use a tripcode so that we can filter you
this

>>24343684
Yes and no this shit is going to continue to go up because the next Deputy CIA Director is a former Executive so this is basically like buying Halliburton before the Iraq war

God I fucking hate redditors. Why are they here?

Is this the end of /smg/?

>>24343687
>At least have the courtesy to use a tripcode so that we can filter you
please do

>Ladies and gentlemen, we have a problem
>Our businesses are finding it impossible to employ labor
>No one is willing to wageslave for $15 an hour anymore
>They just downloads these "calls" and "spacks" on their iMobile devices and make enough to pay off all their $70k Ford trucks and student loans
>They have no reason to work anymore
>And our daughters, they make $15k a month dressing up in costumes, playing video games with their tits out, and doing this AMRS thing
>The foundation of our global economy, no, our very world order requires a desperate underclass willing to work for slave wages
>We need to pull the rug on this whole operation

>>24343751
>>24343720
>>24343687
(((reddit)))

Don't drive often? Get car insurance for less than a bucket of extra crispy chicken from kfc

>>24343370
>>24343437
>>24343525
>>24343583

>tardjack posting is still funnier

>>24343800

>>24343815
It's not.

What am I doing wrong

Building a boomer dividend portfolio. So far:

AT&T
CocaCola
Exxon

what else should I be adding

>>24343833
OK reddit

>>24343652

learning is great, but you need to find something you can use and enjoy. just going and spending 200k for a degree in english that won't get you anywhere is fucking useless

>>24343846
Sell the Coke for Keurig Dr Pepper.

Add PLTR for growth and Utz for dividend growth.

>>24343845
Inverse all your choices and win

>>24343861
that post is 100% accurate
if 10 people are telling you you’re a faggot and to kill yourself, you might want to consider, just maybe, you’re in the wrong...

>>24343844
yes it is

>>24343845
You're obviously unfit for investing, probably because your interpretation of things is not very good which leads you to do the opposite of the intended outcome is in the markets.

tl;dr stop

>>24343876
>Sell the Coke for Keurig Dr Pepper.

Whats the reasoning?

>>24343845
options? literally stop playing options or study your ass off and learn how to make better choices.

I would rather buy promising stocks and hold them.

>>24343890
Are you taking about the baggie nigger? He needs to anhero

>>24343890
Do u know where u are?

>>24343845
Options.

>>24343934
What if this is just 4D Chess fudding

PUT IN $40 INTO A HEDGE FUND, THEN YOU CAN KICK BACK YOUR FEET AND HAVE APINA COLADA ON EASY STREET.

Just going grocery shopping, to the weed store, abortion clinic and tired of over paying for car insurance?

>>24343861
>OK reddit

>>24343913
Better brands. More room for growth and expansion. Better management. Mostly a coffee business which is booming. Everyone buying Keurig machines and pods because of forced quarantine and work from home.

Look at performance of the two over the last ten years. (Dr Pepper prior to the merger)

>>24343833
>people don't who don't even post 2D don't like him
It's over, how will he get the up boats now?

What do you think about a low pe tiny cap like Xbit? We could totally meme it 4x

>>24343933
No soijack poster. It’s literally the same guy, making soijack FUD shitposts for months. He lurks in the threads 12+ hours a day. He was just exposed today/yesterday as being homeless GME options anon too. He’s so desperate for attention that he posts soijacks and pretends to be homeless. Truly the worst poster in /smg/ If he just used a tripcode I wouldn’t care as I could filter him with 4chan x

>>24344014
>If he just used a tripcode I wouldn’t care as I could filter him with 4chan x
this

>people don't who don't even post 2D don't like him
>It's over, how will he get the up boats now?

>people don't who don't even post 2D don't like him
>people don't who don't even post 2D don't like him
>people don't who don't even post 2D don't like him

>>24343999
we couldnt even meme OPTI

Give it to me straight /smg/, how fucked am I?

>>24344050
You should have put it in 4 separate mutual funds

>No soijack poster. It’s literally the same guy, making soijack FUD shitposts for months. He lurks in the threads 12+ hours a day. He was just exposed today/yesterday as being homeless GME options anon too. He’s so desperate for attention that he posts soijacks and pretends to be homeless. Truly the worst poster in /smg/ If he just used a tripcode I wouldn’t care as I could filter him with 4chan x

anon I agree but you sound like such a huge faggot come on now

>>24344068
He probably has debt to pay off, so investing was a bad idea from the start :^)

>>24343846
C
O
IBM
OLN
VZ
MMM

You are better off just putting everything in SPY, it'll grow more than the dividends.
If you care about income you can just create a psuedo-dividend by selling covered calls

>>24344050


I'd hold PLTR but CRSR is a meme

Wtf did Corsair just IPO wtf how did I miss that one what is the next meme.

>>24343846
I'd throw in some kmi too

>>24344114
APXT

>>24343846
>2021 returns: 4%
you made it anon

>>24344114
Roblox / airbnb

>>24344082
I have no life. The markets is all I do, 16 hours a day. You don’t understand the level of faggotry soijack poster has shown over the past few months. He doesn’t ever post tickers, he doesn’t ever post advice - he doesn’t ever discuss the markets or trade ideas. He only shitposts 12+ hours a day. He kills discussion. Someone will make a post and he’ll respond quoting their post with a soijack. It’s a tool of silencing. It’s a pathetic ad hominem attack on the poster, and it prevents the /smg/ community from expressing ideas freely. We are all here trying to make $$$ - he is not. He is here just to FUD and shitpost.

>>24344109
>I'd hold PLTR
Well that makes some sens-
>CRSR is a meme
The actual profitable company is a meme? You're clearly not a gamer

>>24343644
say no more

>>24344050
PLTR will recover, corsair should never have floated on the market. You will only loose money with CRSR, sell and ride the roblox hype on open then split your profit 50% TSLA, 25% PLTR and 25% SBE. Thank me thursday.

>>24343238
Dump it all into Gamestop

>>24344180
>>24344082
no. it is soijack poster who is the faggot.
i'm sure you have seen these posts before in pic related
every single post you have seen like this, for months, has been all from the same guy

>>24344114
Hello sir and the best new avenue for most successful profits is the new platform known as SPACs as they are good for beginners as they have just beginning themselves

That man Mr. Cuban Gates created a massive ARK that he made so that the investing in the needful buy to birth by mile portable lithium hydrogen powered hummingbird feeders lets it so all blacks can no more need abortions or car crashes

I am saying to you greatest new and fastest alt air drop for best long term as well as receiving far better praise from those women

>>24344050

fucked on corsair prob

not sure about pltr, crab means it will have potential, red is over tier.

>>24344180
can someone do another vocaroo please?

might just keep my GME through earnings and say fuck it

i got like 28k which is still way less than what i needed still all in GME

and i bought 70$ worth of PLTR puts

lol

i was thinkin about selling but now im like fuck it let it squeeze and hold till april maybe and like sell a call when i need to pay my bills

>>24344275
>PLTR puts after a correction.

PLTR; I can see this at 100 per by next november. That is if a big fish don't make a buyout offer before hand. Yes I'm greedy but I don't care.

When is Roblox IPO and what would you guys buy at.

>>24344275
I'm actually planning to buy back in before earnings because i think it'll outperform the low expectations everyone has and also finally give us some console sales numbers

Time to open a position in CRSR.
What do they do?

>>24344336
They course air.

>>24344275
>i got like 28k
what the fuck did you do, you said you had $45k at the peak at one point

your portfolio better be at least $45k by now or you just wasted effort micromanaging your portfolio only to end up worse than if you just sat on GME

>>24344334
Why do normies always sound so cringey

>>24344334
imagine actually investing based on a post like that holy hell

>>24344336
Plug all your cash into RGB mouse maker. 100x EOY

Driving is a luxury you just can't afford in 2020. Why pay for insurance you barely use?

>>24344332
ye

>>24344360
thats what happened i managed to micromanage myself into hell

>>24343558
opening a TD Ameritrade one.

>>24344361
Those are shill bots.

>>24344383
quality meme, did you make this?

>>24344361
>normies

>>24344182
Gamers are useless hobos.

The CIA has undisclosed budgets.

>>24344336
ill prolly wait until the end of monday or tuesday morning to buy depending on if the dip lasts or not.

>>24344182
Yeah PC gaming? cmon bro

>>24343845
Getting raped by radioactive theta

>>24344399
yes, someone has to start some shitty memes for the next scam pnd

apex legends meme. have mercy

>>24344433
10/10 keep 'em coming
the chain on the neck is subtle and great

for me, it's utz

>>24343249
ROPE

>>24344153
Is AirBnB still launching its IPO this year? What's this about Roblox?

I did a quick check on corsair's stock price, it started from 10k+ a pop then nose dived what the hell?

>>24344045
>we couldnt even meme OPTI
That's a penny stock with terrible fundamentals.

>>24344532
>then nose dived
GME 2.0

what do you expect after a +100% run up, new buyers too scared to buy in because it wnet up too high, holders are anxious to take profits since it's already 2x so fast

>>24344383
Sir I am the impression that is the great work for best new insurance by Mark Cubanosandwich who is of the best new platform for stock coins and beginners alike

Do you think any of battletanks sharks like Cuban cigar will be with the money giving spirit and have more black monkey driving insurance for out INAQ stocks like on american television?

Maybe even for being insurance for all the hydrogen pwoered vehicles like weedwackers and toothbrushes to, helpful would the opinion you had to these I have said on you

>>24344206
PLTR & CRSR fanboy and bagholder. Yes picture describes my reaction today, but you might have this backwards. CRSR is already making money and growing at an extrodinary rate. I got in at $25, but plenty of room for growth. Price target is $58.

>inaq starts at $30 month and adds per mile

Lmao that's practically what I already pay for Geico who is going to waste their time with this shit. Is it still good for a pump?

>>24344634

37% CRSR & PLTR. Corsair recovers next week. $PLTR goes sideways for a while and then will take off.

>>24343517
> There are people who complain about stock traders making money while E-thots exist

>>24344661
because people willingly donate their money to e-thots

meanwhile stock market is a huge ponzi scheme that relies on a bigger idiot than you buying your bags eventually. Most of these tech stocks don't even have a dividend so there's no inherent value on it (like wtf is a retail trader going to do with their shares? walk in corporate and say you own 0.0000001% of the company?)

>>24344637
shit just launched on the stock market last week. I see no reason why this wont go to 20-25 bucks in a week or 2. Then you bail and meme some new shit stock. Also, metro is only in 8 states so it has room to grow in the long run. So, its really not some pajeet shitcoin

>>24344634

>hardware company with a 20 bill market cap

I'm getting my APXT profits next week and bailing to QQQ land with RBLX as a side chick. Im still up but cant handle the volatility of day trading, it was nice knowing you all.

>>24344698
>stock market is a huge ponzi scheme that relies on a bigger idiot than you buying your bags eventually
E-thottery is a huge coomer scheme that relies on your little head to buy some bitch a stupifyingly expensive handbag. Buy that bitch's bathwater, simp.

I got flagged for PDT on TD, didnt know they remove pdt flag up to 3 times a year... went through the annoying process of switching to etrade and transferring my funds which a week later still wont be done until monday, missed out on a week of gains in pltr and gme when I couldve had my account back to normal the next trading day just by calling

Who else bought the Black Friday Sale?

>>24343185
World putting 3 times the amount of money in qqq be better than buying tqqq because of decay?

Like if you put 3000 in qqq instead of 1000 in tqqq it would return the same but without decay?

>>24344203
Absolutely based

>>24344243
Alright, I officially love pajeet posting

>>24343280
>>24343307
>>24343383
>>24344510
I looked it up and it doesn't seem like Roper Technologies Inc. has anything to do with biotech or genetics. What are you fags talking about?

I am watching vtuber live in japanese. I thought it might not work since no english subtitles. turns out this is fine.

>>24344796
holy shit what the fuck, how did CRSR even reach a 3 billion market cap with pic related when GME struggled so hard just to reach 1 billion this week?

Does anyone here invest in bond ETFs? Frankly I don't know much about them. A couple of the ones that caught my eyes are ANGL and JNK. As I said in another post, I only have about $27K out of about $80K invested. The rest is in checking and savings.

>>24345017
I would just do QQQ since it's less volatile

https://mobile.twitter.com/gatewaypundit/status/1332510754596073474

Has the Market priced this in?

>>24345058
Does investing 3x as much give 3x the returns?

>>24344433
It's only a scam if you lose.

>>24345056
>Does anyone here invest in bond ETFs?
i didnt know we had people who were over 65 in this general

>People think PLTR still has juice
Think again, there's a reason PLTRfags shut up earlier today during hours. It ended in the red today, its going down further Monday.

Anyone else shorting the ridiculously overvalued Zi for when their stockholder's shares get unlocked on monday? Stock launched at 10$ and was said to be over valued and went all the way to $50 in this bullrun. I think they have around 70 million shares to dump come Tuesday. Thank me later.

>>24345056

>Does anyone here invest in bond ETFs?

People still buy bonds in this fuck easy street decade long bull market? Do you also buy annuities and have a life insurance policy too gramps?

>>24343999
Scx is low volume enough

>>24345135
its Black Friday, no one is trading. That's why hours are shorter and Shitron chose today to create a dip.

>>24345017
>Like if you put 3000 in qqq instead of 1000 in tqqq it would return the same but without decay?
only in the same day, TQQQ is rebalanced daily

>>24345039
GME had some mega big dick tutes working overtime behind the scenes to keep it down until their buddies could get out.

>>24345074
If you invested exactly one year ago 1k into each of them, the QQQ value would be 1.45k and the TQQQ one would be 2k. However during the covid crash you would have lost much more

>>24345056
>Bonds
Lmao what are you, 90?

>>24345173
We're heading toward a pretty hard crash pretty soon. COVID cases are going to spike in about a week or two, more businesses will close, and evictions/foreclosures will pile up. Stimulus will probably be delayed, too. I'm just looking for a good way to minimize my risk and beat inflation.

>>24345056
>literally 0 returns after inflation
hold cash at that point

>>24345173
hey.. even i have life insurance and im in my late 20s
it's cheaper than a phone plan and it's a way to hedge so your family doesn't get fucked if you die prematurely

>>24343846
JNJ

>>24343185
I just make $1500 US in 1 hour.

Is this a clown market or what? This is fuckin ridiculous.
Do you think that at some point all this will go to hell?

>>24345244

>I'm just looking for a good way to minimize my risk and beat inflation

Yeah just wait for your "crash" to happen and then buy in and have a second march 2020 all over again. Bonds have been negative yielding in reality, even dumping your money in gold or even real estate are safer hedges than buying the US government's IOUs. Unless you have high 9 figures and access to premium rates, you're barely going to make any more than what your "high yield" savings account gives you.

>>24345252

That's, exactly what life insurance is for. When your kids call your dad and their kids call you grandpa are the exact two parts in life when you actually get a policy. Outside of that it's better spent elsewhere.

Can you post pfd files on this board?

>>24345193
>No one is trading
Is that why it went from 30 to 33 to 27? If nobody was trading, it would have stayed at 30 all day.

This market will be killed when they get fed up by wagies making too much money and decide to "regulate" the market for our "safety". You will need to be licensed/accredited to trade stocks, have a certain large amount of capital to start, an will be limited in the quantity and magnitude of trades you can make. Options won't be available to the general public. Of course, institutional investors won't have the same rules as the plebs.

>>24345207
can you tell them to stop because i dont want a rollercoaster ride anymore

>>24345348
Andrew Left/Citron chose today for that exact reason to create a dip with a short and a hit piece, low volume day, market closes early, perfect day to short, create a dip, and then buy in.

>>24345349
I learned about stock trading in my high school econ class. We played simulation games and everything. If "they" wanted to keep plebs from trading, they wouldn't have taught schoolchildren about it.

Lgvw will do something won't it? I thought it was a sure thing

>>24345135
>its going down further Monday.
>Source: my ass

CORSAIR WHO THE FUK PLAYS GAMES ON PC HAHAHAHA THE KOREANS HAHA

>>24343633
Does anyone else remember those multi-colored Skrek ketchups?

>>24345436
source; above 70 IQ

>>24345349

by then people will move to cryptocurrencies

>>24345349

They already did somewhat in march when most big box brokerages across the board made a soft limit of $5000 to trade options. If anything, more participants means newer hands to wring cash out of, and most of them will make it through bearish periods.

>>24345135
i bought at 15 and sold at 29, put all my profits into utz.

>>24345474

>will make it

won't make it

>>24345475
pltr will hit 100 you guys are short sighted

>>24343185
I’m almost thinking of just really hard in apple and Microsoft and shit for at least some solid 50% gains instead of just catching knives and staring at memes all day hoping I see green numbers and then freak out when it’s red

Any anons want to use our autism together to look into C3.ai. They filed for a proposed IPO

>>24345499
>Not selling peaks to buy dip on the way to 100
Youre not looking at the finer details and youre missing out on substantially larger gains.

>>24345415
You're only supposed to lose money or make peanut gains in boomer mutual funds. If too many young people pay off all their debt with call options and drop out of the labor force it becomes a problem.

I'm gonna jump in a shitcoin for the weekend which should I pick?

>>24345531
im happy with that.

>>24345207
Put all my crsr gains into GME. All aboard

>>24345540
>happy with mediocracy
ok well you do you my man, happiness is the most important thing.

>>24344334
These people should have never been given a platform

>>24345415

Did you play on that WSJ stock simulator? I ended up gaming it since trade execution was instant, and you could make ez gains from flipping shares by the pip while casuals wondered while my buy and sells had the same price all the time. Most of those in the leaderboards were basically people that abused these knowledges.

>>24343354
This is a cozy pic

>>24345415
this is what they want. they want retards and children to yolo their money so they lose everything.

>>24345521
seems bullish, would sling $1000 for giggles and take my initial back out after the tech release pump then just sit on it.

>>24345415
>>24345672
This. There was some competition in my state and my econ teacher said that the strategy to win was to put all your 1 million fake bucks into one stock and YOLO it.

Hmmm, I wonder if /wsb/ is still only posting about PLTR. Let's check /new/.
https://old.reddit.com/user/ivelma
>Redditor for 2 months
>All posts in the lasts 5 hours about PLTR
Yep, this is a psyops campaign. Gotta hand it to Karp, Thiel, and the glowies.

>>24345672
Checked

>>24345415
>If "they" wanted to keep plebs from trading, they wouldn't have taught schoolchildren about it.
You grew up in a privileged area if they taught you stocks in high school
There are millions and millions of US school children who never learn anything about the stock market (or play the simulation game)
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/04/teaching-financial-education-in-schools-finally-catches-on.html
>only [21] states require high school students to take a class in personal finance.

>>24343185
Do you guys not own boomer stocks at all? You don’t have a chunk of cash in etfs or apple or some shit? All memes?

>>24345709
why are you so obsessed with reddit holy fucking shit, this isn't your personal reddit liveblog

>>24345709
This is their way of raising money for their ops without raising taxes. They're going to meme it to 1T+ and do stock offerings along the way.

>>24345699
what terrible fucking advice for children

>>24345709
that guy probably bought at 33 kek

>>24345551
That’s not true

>>24345738
TSMC is boomer tier bluechip

>>24345738
I'm just getting back into it, but I am dumping about 9k into ETF's, Mutual funds, but the rest is going to be going to meme's for 5-10% gains each

So I have 100,000 in Tesla and it goes up 10 percent everyday for a month for a total of 300% I’m gonna have almost 2 million not $300,000?

>>24345738

Why else would you be here then anon?

>>24345738
Yes.

>>24345738
In general, people here with 6 figure plus portfolios have some investments in 'boring' shit like VOO / SPY / SPXL etc
People with 4 low 5 figure portfolios don't really do it, as there are better returns in other positions - they are looking to be rich (not make modest returns) People here are trying to be millionaires - you won't make that kind of $$$ [in the short-run] investing in ETFs; for these people, it's better to try and make it and become rich and fail than to not try at all

>>24345738
I have some XOM leaps that's about as boomer as it gets sonny

>>24345791
>>24345769
Is this true?

>>24345769
>it goes up 10 percent everyday for a month for a total of 300%

>>24345791
I don't need to be a millionaire, just need a few hundred thousand to live frugally in rural Canada

>>24345769
Just calculate percentages by multiplying market cap. To go from 100k to 2 million is 2000% increase in price. TSLA would be worth more than the entirety of the SP500 at that point.

>>24345804
So you’re losing everything?

>>24343185
Anybody else playing MSTR calls as a leveraged proxy for BTC?

>>24345827
>implying

>>24345769
>So I have 100,000 in Tesla
>goes up 10 percent everyday for a month
>total of 300%
>I’m gonna have almost 2 million not $300,000?

So glad you made it with dumb luck, fren.

Its hard to make it out there if you don't have the core concept of high school freshman math down desu

>>24345813
It’s theoretical just asking if the math on that site is right

>>24345769
>0 percent everyday for a month
>for a total of 300%
Why the fuck are you investing if you aren't using compounding interest.

>>24345791
>there are better returns in other positions
What do you recommend?

>>24345860
Is the math right? I know a 300% increase is insane I’m asking if it’s correct or it would just be 300,000 in the end?

>>24345849
i didn't say it was a good idea

Is this a bad decision

>>24345861
Start with $100
Day 1: Up 10% = 1.1 times $100 = $110
Day 2: Up 10% = 1.1 times $110 = $121
Day 3: Up 10% = 1.1 times $121 = $133.10
(do you get it? it's not a simple 10 times 30 = +300%, it's compounding)

>>24345738
XOM, PFE, NVAX, and WMT are my boomer stocks. I bought PFE and NVAX when the pandemic kicked into high gear, XOM for the hell of it, and WMT because of an employee incentive when I worked there

>>24345895
So the math is right on that’s site? If there is an insane run up(won’t happen just wishful thinking) that 100,000 would turn into almost 2 million?

>>24345894
Well memed my friend.

>>24345869
GME

>>24345894
lmao

>>24345857
Fair enough, a bit of an exaggeration. It would be worth more than everything else in the SP500 that isn't AAPL, AMZN, and GOOG. So worth more than the Sp497?

>>24345894
Holy shit....100% of the meme stocks shills actually succeeded, except Palantir.

Fugggg lmao

>>24345869
It depends on your risk tolerance
Right now the biggest returns in the market are stocks with electric vehicle exposure (from car manufacturers, to charging stations, to lithium miners - anything connected with EVs) NIO, XPEV, LI Auto, BLNK, SBE, CBAT, LAC
Less risk + less return would be stocks related to 'commodities'; stocks like CX for cement, CLF for iron, oil companies like RDS.B or XOM
There's also some big returns to be found in investing in covid recovery plays, such as airlines, movie theaters, cruises etc. AMC, CCL, NCLH, RCL, DAL

I have 9000 shares of PLTR. Bought pre-ipo at $5.25 share in March 2019. I see a lot of mistakes in these comments. The lockup expires 3 days after they announce year end financials which will be about middle Feb 2021. They announced Q3 on Sept 12, so figure about 3 months after that. I see people say it is Dec 31, but that is not correct. My opinion for the huge price increase is because only 20 percent of shares are available. Not a lot of Palantir employees are selling,...they would have already sold if they needed the money. So you have very limited supply of shares on those 20 percent amount. And, now hedge funds and institutions are buying on only 20 percent available shares...and their not selling. There is not a lot of supply available until Feb 2021, then you may see some bigger price drops...but the price is going to be much higher by that time. Remember Soros said he is selling shares, well he could only sell 20 percent and thats what probably dropped the price to below $9.00 in October. When Soros and some other employees unload remaining 80 percent in Feb 2021 we may see more volatility. Just my opinion. I am long Palantir forever...

>>24345941
TSLA was the financial singularity all along

>>24345894
nice account number lol

>>24345916
https://youtu.be/eXs9yHCF1ww?t=6

>>24345975
How do I buy pre-ipo?

>>24345972
I'm wary of Covid plays in case the president decides to shut everything down again.

I'll do my DD on the other stocks you recommended though

>>24345988
Sick reference bro. Only oldfags will get this.

>>24345968
I’m gonna get rich right? This is how people get rich right?

>>24345738
i have around 30% of my holdings split between etfs, boomer stocks and long calls on boomer stocks. memes are just more fun to talk about

is it weird to get my mom a pan for christmas

You guys are all in on sqqq for next week right?

>>24346052
I can just buy year long calls on apple and amazon and make free money? Is the premium expensive as fuck?

>>24346060
Not if she cooks a lot.

>>24346067
It's down 83% YTD. You expecting a quick flash crash or something?

btfo ;)

>>24346098
It’s inverse of the market

Do you guys buy otm leaps?

>>24346125
Yeah, it's 3X inverse. Why would I buy that in a bull market?

Buying 100 CX and selling covered calls, someone tell me how and give me opinions

>>24346105
I've never played options since I think its a coin toss at best, but im tempted to do some calls for Palantir. I bought the IPO and just been diamond handing since.

I have absolutely no doubt this will be a 3 digit stock

Any tips on call options, PLTR chads?

bros why wasn't one of my sold calls exercised? the other ones were. did RH fuck up?

>>24346138
OTM options are lotto tickets if naked. Long dated OTM options are just increasing the odds that its a loser.
Better to sell them to get market buys or sells with tip

>>24346157
He’s saying it will crash for awhile

>>24346105

>Shopify is worth $1000/ per share

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!

>>24346187
Yes, I get that. But he's not giving info as to why it would. It needs a catalyst to crash.

>>24346138
no, I'd rather accumulate shares. i manage them better and selling cc is nice. i think the increased leverage and percentage jumps in gain/decrease leads me to worse decisions.

mathematically, i dont fully understand the greeks either so im dissuaded even more so

YOU GUYS FUCKING FUCKED FUCK IM I JUST FINALLY CONVINCED MY MOM TO LET ME DO SOME STOCK TRADING WITH HER RETIREMENT ACCOUNT AFTER SHOWING HER ALL MY GAINS FROM PLTR I SOLD A BUNCH OF HER VANGUARD AND BOND SHIT THEN I PUT HALF HER RETIREMENT INTO PLTR THIS MORNING BOUGTH 250K WORTH AT $32.5 SHARE AND AND ITS FUCKING DCOWN LIKE $6 PER SHARE ON THE FIRST FUCKING DAY OF THIS NOW I LOST A SHITTON OHEF HER RETIREMENT I HAVENT SHOWN HER AND SHE HASNT ASKED ABOUT ANYTHING YET I DONT THINK SHE KNOWS BECAUSE SHE DOESNT CHECK IT HOW THE FUCK CAN I RECOVER FROM THIS BY THE TIME SHE ASKS AGAIN OR REALIZES WHAT HAPPEND FUCKING FUCK I GOT SO COCKY BECAUSE I BOUGHT IN AT $17 AND DOUBLD MY MONEY I THOUGHT FOR SURE IIM LITERALLY STARTING TO TEAR UP THINKIGN ABOUT IT HURTS SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO? SHOUDL I SELL ASAP ON MONDAY OR WAIT AND HOPE IT RECOEVERS I SWEAR ILL NEVER INVEST FOR REAL AGAIN ONLY MEME MONEY IN MY TINY $2,000 ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT FUCK IM SORRY I JUST NEED A STRAGEGY ANYTHING AT LEAST IF I CAN JUST HIDE THE LOSSES SOMEHOW WHY DID I FALL FOR THE HYPE FUCKING FUCK

>>24346105
>Shopify
Lel what the fuck.

>>24346163

I'd avoid weeklies because that's a sucker's bet. Right now I'd accumulate shares and put some far out, slightly wide call spreads in the case it actually goes big.

>>24346224
if this is real sell calls lmao

>>24346224
this is what I was talking about here
>>24345672

>>24346163
>I have absolutely no doubt this will be a 3 digit stock
Not trying to be an asshole and burst your bubble anon.. but check this out:
https://companiesmarketcap.com/tech/largest-tech-companies-by-market-cap/
At $100 a share, Palantir would have a cap equivalent to PayPal / Netflix / Intel, larger than Qualcomm, Oracle, or Cisco
Palantir's revenue is ~1/20th these companies, they also rely (mostly) on government contracts, making it harder to get to those same revenue levels [not even going to mention the profit margins]
$100+ a share is crazy unrealistic

>>24346189
>>24346225
Shopify is the most valuable company in Canada. The next 4 are the big banks.

>>24346189
where the fuck have you been all year

>>24346262
We live in a world with 0.5 trillion TSLA. Earnings are irrelevant.

>>24346225
>>24346189
uh boomers? fuck i remember in 2018 my friend pointed out shopify being 30% of his portfolio telling me to buy. i didnt care about stocks then, i wonder if he held

>>24343845
Buying at the top, selling at the bottom.

>>24346282
...no... that's not how it works.. TSLA is overvalued 100%, but what you don't realize is TSLA investors are just trying to get exposure to all the different ventures Musk is undertaking. Eg. They can't buy SpaceX stock, so they buy TSLA
You really think that Palantir is worth more than Netflix? You really think Palantir is worth more than PayPal? Get real..
I'm not saying PLTR won't go up, but to $100, you're crazy and unrealistic

>>24343845
You aren't buying meme stocks being shilled here

>>24346224
Buy inaq with her retirement to counteract it you moron. Moon mission guaranteed and you will be her little wolf of wallstreet.

g-guys...

>4 consecutive days of no trading
its a strange and uncomfortable kind of feel

>>24346369
markets were open today though

>>24346262
PLTR is the CIA. This whole bubble is PSYOPS training. It will be $1000 a share if they want it to be.

>>24346275

Didn’t even know Shopify was on the market . Lmao

>>24346335
They definitely aren't now, but they can be depending on how they expand commercially. We'll have to see how their software/contract attainment progresses, but I agree with you. As it stands, I see 60 as a reasonable PT. Throw in fomo/retards, I can see it teetering 90-100 range by end of 2021

>>24346085
depends what you consider expensive, the premiums are significantly less than on meme stocks that can go up or down 20% in a day.

>>24346379
unfortunately didnt have any time to check until it already closed today

>>24346262

Just give it some time anon, netflix literally started out as a delivery service where you got 3-5 movies mailed to your door for $10 and blockbuster existed. A decade ago you would've laughed that'd they'd kill blockbuster.

>>24346385
$1,000 a share would make Palantir worth $1.2+ trillion, and it would be the fourth largest company in the US, larger than Google

>>24346428
Palantir acquiring new income is *extremely* different than Netflix acquiring new customers. Palantir relies on contracts from governments (and maybe will start getting more from businesses) Netflix relies on getting millions of new customers..
Palantir will never see a $200+ billion market cap without huge changes to the way they make $$$

>>24346465
Yes.
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2018-palantir-peter-thiel/

Hey bros I’m riding the MARA waves as they have predictable patterns (huge candle start of the day and dip immediately after). Are there any other stocks for daytrading?

>>24346530
SPCE looks decent for swing trading

>>24346262
>blah blah fundamentals market cap revenue blah blah
one word: Tesla

>>24346428
>>24346395
>>24346163
>delusion overload
again, it may continue to go up, but you're never going to see $100 a share, it's just too unrealistic.
https://www.dogsofthedow.com/largest-companies-by-market-cap.htm
It would put it at the same level as Coca Cola. Is Palantir worth more than Coca Cola? Hell no!!
There's nothing wrong with having realistic expectations - it will help you take profits instead of just holding for something that will never happen

>>24346552

>is data worth more than coke

Why yes, yes it is.

>>24346515
>muh bilderberg group
Anon. Palantir would need to grow their revenue by over 20x (minimum) to be worth $100 a share
It's not going to happen. We're in a time of extreme budget deficits and peace - we're not going to see a massive increase in government contracts awarded to Palantir (to warrant $100 a share)
It's just not going to happen. If we go to war, or if there is another major terrorist attack, then MAYBE it could get those contracts, but even then it wouldn't be to the revenue needed for $100 a share valuation

>>24345531
Cap gains tax nigger

>>24346510
>>24346552

Yeah and people thought facebook would fail on its IPO because who would fucking buy a social media company am I right? Yet it's has a 800B market cap against all odds. I guess the only person deluded here is you if you undervalue big data analytics cause of some shitpicking spergs here.

>>24346571
lol. no, data analytics is not worth more than coke. >>24346551
>This electric vehicle company that also makes batteries, solar panels, and reusable rockets is overvalued!
>Therefore, this data analytics company will also get overvalued to the same degree!
No. Horrible logic.
Get realistic

>>24346598
>comparing a social media company to a company that gets its $$$ from government contracts
literally wat
how do you not get this? how do you not understand that it's a fundamentally different situation
Again, I think Palantir is a good company, but you're all retarded shitbags if you think it's going to $100 a share

>>24346589
This. It's the same reason people dump money into dividend paying blue chips. The first 40k a year is tax-free.

>>24346608

>a can of sugar water is worth more than data analytics system that can sell you everything you have and will search for.

>>24346608
Data is the new oil grandpa get with the times

how the fuck SPACs work? should i buy normal stocks or units?

>>24346634
When it comes to monitoring the US civilian population, and potebtial domestic terrorists i can see it becoming 100 per share

>>24346672
Unironically, YES.
Do you know how much coke gets drank everyday?
2,000,000,000+ everyday.
Do you know how much it costs to make?
A couple of cents.
>data analytics system that can sell you everything you have and will search for
Show me a single contract Palantir has received outside of the government worth more than $50 million

I literally cannot stop thinking about Palantir. I slept two hours last night and I keep checking my portfolio. I can't believe I got in at 11. Does this just go away? I want to be normal again

>>24346157
Are we still in a bull market? Indexes have been basically kangoroo'ing for the pass 2 months.

>>24346634

Sure thing anon, I'll just ride along with the others. Been in since $10 and I can give 2 shits about what others think the price will be, you and the $100 anon included.

>>24346731
This is the Year of the Crab.

>>24346530
nope, that's the only one

>>24346708
>>24346675
>>24346672
>fUnDaMeNtAls DoNt MaTtEr
>iTs A cLoWn MaRkEt
>lOoK aT tEsLa
Again, the revenue that Palantir would need to be worth $100 a share is absurd. They are not going to get that revenue from the government or from businesses.
https://www.dogsofthedow.com/largest-companies-by-market-cap.htm
Look at the financials of the companies in this list with $200 billion plus market caps. Compare them to Palantir.
Palantir does not have the same pathway to growth as these companies did. Palantir relies on government contracts, not free market operations.

>>24346717
https://investors.palantir.com/news-details/2020/Palantir-Reports-Revenue-Growth-of-52-in-the-Third-Quarter-Raises-Full-Year-2020-Guidance/default.aspx

>>24346743
PLTR can be overvalued and data can be extremely valuable. These two positions can coexist.

baking

>>24346740
Don’t act all smug on me, it’s a legit question. MARA is also predictable as it is tied to crypto currency so I know it won’t crash on me as long as bitcoin is doing good.

>>24346717
>>24346743
https://investors.palantir.com/news-details/2020/Palantir-Reports-Revenue-Growth-of-52-in-the-Third-Quarter-Raises-Full-Year-2020-Guidance/default.aspx
>300 mill aerospace (airbus)
>1 bil cost reduction for BP
Yeah there's a shot anon

>>24346743
Fundamentals don't matter for a story stock. You can still make money off of it while the story lasts.

>>24346786
>>24346786
>>24346786
>>24346786
fresh weekend bread

>>24346744
>https://investors.palantir.com/news-details/2020/Palantir-Reports-Revenue-Growth-of-52-in-the-Third-Quarter-Raises-Full-Year-2020-Guidance/default.aspx
>The U.S. government sector remains a primary area of focus for our business.
>aerospace
>U.S. National Institutes of Health
>U.S. Army Research Laboratory
If Palantir is able to break into other "free market" industries, then maybe, just maybe they would have a chance to get to that revenue

>>24346788
>>24346754
I am not disagreeing that data isn't valuable, and I'm not disagreeing that you can't make money off it / that it won't keep going up; I am only arguing that saying "PLTR to $100!" is the equivalent of saying "Apple to $400!!" or "CRSR to $200!!"

BCRX $5 strap in Monday

>>24346825
What do you see as a reasonable price for PLTR? Is it already overvalued?

>>24346165
Probably still has intrinsic value left