/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy CLF and tune in to my stream cowo on twitch I'll be doing some fat dabs soon

I've had it. This place is full of the most degenerate, weak-handed pieces of shit I've ever seen. If the market doesn't go in their favor for just one fucking day they panic and lose all hope. Then another one of these fucks screams about something that by the grace of God had a green day and the rest FOMO in, latching to their new purchase with pride and telling everyone before it crashes the next fucking day only to repeat the process. Despite being conscious of this cycle of failures in their little insectoid minds, these subhumans only look into low quality, cheap pieces of absolute shit stocks and leveraged ETFs that swing 5% or more a day. They would rather fuel their pathetic, dopamine-addicted brains with massive losses they will never be able to recover than make any semblance of a good decision. Buy high and sell low. No strategy, no plan, just a four figure portfolio dedicated to speculative trash that they don't understand, can't understand, and don't want to understand. Worse than lemmings, irredeemable filth like this compensate for their complete ignorance by repeatedly affirming each other before the inevitable collapse. Anyone with a fucking brain who sees through the nonsense is attacked. After all, in the deranged conception of the market held by these 70-IQ shitheads, anyone without the latest pump and dump can't be making money; they're not able to make money without desperately gambling on the bottom of the barrel scams, so nobody else is either, right? Fuck you all. Never change, /smg/.

St. Ignatius of Laconi, the patron saint of beggars, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

What profit taking percentage do you guys do?

Buy my options goy

>>24340331
it's dumb to be contrarian. You probably watched these 'retards' make money with NIO, TSLA etc while you felt allmighty having dumped on le redditors at $10

What we're going todo is buy back all the options AND SELL AT $3.11 END OF DISCUSSION. THAT'S CASHFLOW.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24340446
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUY XRP Faggots!!!

You know the drill
green ids make it
yellows crab
reds/pinks are not looking so good bros...

So what’s your plan for the winter? There’s no doubt that the market will crash in the winter. Are you selling?

btw, whoever bought 20K contracts of 12/18 17p on Oct 15 is now down over $10 million
at this rate, they're going to sell those contracts as lotto tickets on the week of Q3

BUY SPACS DO THE NEEDFUL

>>24340446
>> 24340448

Yeah I noticed that when I got started and people were saying they do boomer for shit for 20% a year gains that fucking sucks I don’t wanna put that much money into those until I have a house and a nice car at least

>>24340480
Depends on a lot of things. Are you talking about stocks? Options? Is a penny stock? Is something you want to hold for years?

>>24340480

Depends on what I'm doing anon. At some point you make hard rules on what and when to take profit, and then sometimes break the rules when you see there's a bit of mileage left before you drop your bags.

>>24340494
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO WHAT HAVE I DONE
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>24340496
if there is apparently no doubt why are you asking?

sell and sweat, personally I will ride it out with not a single care

>>24340496
Went big on XOM

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24340496
lol who the fuck wants to baghold cash in this climate

>>24340489
>Holy shit, that was fucking stupid. Do you have the ability to explain concepts with out chaining together buzzwords and sounding like a pretentious douche?

I have 380 PLTR stocks
How can I most effectively utilize these stocks to maximize my profit?

>>24340496
Gamestop doesn't care about memeflu and vaccines are coming.

>>24340496
if you believe in the stocks you hold then a crash is just a opportunity to buy more since the price will go back up to pre-crash levels

>>24340472
Shut the fuck up faggot and load up on CLF at open.

hello sir would u like spac sir i have bill gate or mark coban? yes sir oh spacex sir good choice sir

>>24340594
Based CLFag

anyone buying CDAK? what's the story here

>>24340582
by not being a trader monkey and hold these stocks for 3-5 years instead before they begin to crab at $300, then sell. Or hold 10 years to $1000. Up to you

>>24340496
2 weeks into December ill put a 3-7% sell trailing stop on all my stocks with a gain.

Pretty sure it will crash around or after Xmas once the happy lights and music everywhere disappear.

The ambiance is one of hope regardless of how utterly fucked everything is.

There will be another crash

>>24340536
I just want to see what other people are doing.

>>24340496
Fuck off bobo. Show us your puts if you are so certain it will crash. You know shit.

How are these going to perform on Monday

PLTR
SBE
APXT

>>24340582
You sell now and wait for the dip to finish.

Does anyone else here wish they were rich so they can just put a ton of money in boomer stocks and not have to worry about anything

>>24340584
i'm still traumatized by Q2

>moments before destruction
>>/biz/thread/S22360004

*** new /smg/ video update***
https://youtu.be/SOo54fs6wyU

>>24340582
You could possibly sell covered calls on them, but I'd wait for the hype to die down. There was anon in here that sold deep OTM weeklies ($27) and he lost those shares today. Remember PLTR opened this week in the 18s.

>>24340645
big Boost from blackfriday my negro.

>>24340584
>waiting in line for days in the middle of a pandemic and nigger chimp out at ATH to get hardware full of bugs
>even worse, people unironically invest in GME stock

>>24340607
Sir, do you also have good platform for wallet coin airdrop experience to maximize the blank checks for lady from ARK?

>>24340582
Sell ATM calls on the next green day to exit.

>>24340651
Buying opportunity, I'm far more convinced in the GME thesis now than I was in Q2

>>24340656
well done anon

>>24340645
>Red
>Red
>Green

>>24340656
Very nice as always.

>>24340674
You're gonna look real fucking stupid when my $100 limit sell triggers. Price is rising and there's still more shares short than shares existing. Market cap is at bankruptcy levels, but bonds are trading above par.

Are there any stats you look at? Like how do you pick the memes? How did people know about pltr and GameStop?

What do you specifically look for? How do you see earnings and revenue, volume, how many people are buying holding and selling, and do you watch whales and see what they’re doing and follow them?

Green I hold, red I sell MRO.

>>24340735
Stock with best memes is the stock we buy

>>24340645

red or crab
poo in the loo
poo in the loo

To the yuropoor that questioned american rural internet allow me to explain. I live so far in the middle of nowhere that the only internet offered is satellite internet which costs $100 a month and has a 50 gig cap. That being said, I can walk outside.ofmmy house at 3am and fire off my rifle and nobody would know.

>>24340656
Top KEK

Big green boost in 2 days, my negros.

TSLA and PLTR will reach the fucking sky

>>24340466
so this shit is pretty easy. I fucking wish I found out about this crap ages. I've known what options are but never considered delta pops would have liquidity to fill. I opened this account last Friday with 2k. I scalped valueline approved stocks with obvious momentum but low iv, solid OI, calls Wednesday and set limits at 920am. That was fucking it. Thats ALL it takes. Within 15min I had my principal back.

I took my 2k out and rolled 10k into the similar because I'm in disbelief. If it works again I'll be requesting a bloomberg terminal from my work. 10k to 50k would be sweet but that 50k into 250k gets my attention. I can only imagine if swung debit spreads with my 500k margin account.

I dismissed all this as lucky tesla fanboys.

>>24340735
Frequency of posts and gut feeling.
The important thing is to be so autistic and lonely that you spend every waking moment F5ing /smg/ so you're the first to see a new DD and hop on it before normies (but after algos, because they're 2fast2furious).

>>24340735
>look at stats like a tryhard
thats when you know you're behind the curve and buying bags

buy the freshest memes to be ahead of the curve

>>24340735
Gamestop was first shilled here before Cohen based on it's cash on hand literally being more than market cap in July, but it really took off when Cohen got involved

>>24340705
sbe red why?

this shit has been my #1 main printer for a couple weeks. PLTR was a FOMO piece of shit that I wish I didn't do

>>24340540
more of a CVX guy myself

I love this subreddit you guys post the best picks ;)

MOON will be the next big meme, it is literally going to moon.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24340656
based aye-non with yellow legal pad. doing god's work, fren. lmfao.

>>24340815
Good choice sir, very much good green lines with no needful target to be granted to good outlook and many such great enthusiasms

>>24340866
guaranteed replies

>>24340535
just rolling

When will the WKHS announcement be made
Jesus I've been waiting months

>>24340726
>not knowing new generation consoles are digital game download only
>most gme revenue comes from scamming prices on games

Good luck selling funko pops to reach that $100 limit buy, anonito

>>24340726
What website is this?

>>24340909
lol how new are you, really

>>24340802
I cant tell if shit is just being shilled or if it’s official meme status

>>24340940
Based, let's dab on poor cityfags

>>24340656
>no mention of boardroom jimmy
sad :(

>>24340909
Yeah I dont understand the GME love

is he out of touch?

>>24340656

Love it keep em coming

>>24340656
kek SOLO bit was based

>>24340980
he's trigged

>>24340968
Lol whose boardroom jimmy?

>>24340980
No, he agrees and is calling reddit based for just dropping the facade and embracing the casino

>>24340656
I'm in this video 3 times
>SOLO
>WTF was that poster
>Person to recommend putting the duck poster in the video
Great as always fren, keep it up. Always enjoyable

>>24340656
well done
btw, the way the WTF was that posters "do it" is that we all just have the post ready and captcha filled out, watch the clock and then hit post right as it turns over
Soijack poster is also homeless GME anon faker?
>SOLO chadmobile

>>24340868
Why do you say that?

NORMIES ARE COOMIN

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24340735
If I see something shilled here, I'll spend some time and do some DD and if it passes, I'll throw some cash in. Otherwise, gut feeling.

>>24341044
Damn that's some autistic coordination.

>>24340480
20-30%

>>24341057
hey remember this faggot

>>24341075
*ZWEEEET ZWEET ZWEET ZWEET*
FALSE START. ANON. 5 YARD PENALTY.

>>24340735
They clearly sort IV by highest and go from there. That's risky. Stop loss doesn't work for that.

You just need to know what hedge funds are trying to enter that will provide the resistance delta support so your ITM calls won't go below your cost.

Invest in growth outside of hype. Like what in 3 years will be dominating that hasn't already had its valuation come into question many times. My stock portfolio is only up a modest 50% YTD but if I knew there was liquidity in the option market. God fucking damn

>>24340656
I am so proud of this community!

>>24341106
please forgive me anon
btw could you lend me some money? I blew up my account with leveraged SQQQ positions and shorting GME

The OOF is coming. Are you prepared?

Utes Potatoes Chips is like buying Frito lay at their IPO.

>>24340980
wait a sec I'm buying part of a business and not an part of an arbitrary line the goes wherever the fuck it wants because some president tweeted about it or someone coofd.

>>24341136
yes

kek, im a fucking retard but im having fun with paint at work making 109 an hour for triple time.

put ur calls in PLTR monday...... trust me

>>24340642
It’s definitely going to crash. Stimulus will be delayed and COVID cased will spike. More and more businesses will close and evictions will pile up.

>>24341162
yes sir i will do the needful

How do I get into investing and finance? What books is good? Or what lectures can I watch? How do I learn please teach me.

>>24341132
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>24340656
2 scoops isnt actually a nigger. we know know this from when he live streamed in 2018. Hes is a scrawny white with one of the highest pitched girly voices ever

>>24341211
Lurk here for weeks, you’ll pick it up as you go along

Buy GME

>>24341211
What is the start of the thread?

>>24341140
Based voodoo flavored Japp J chads rise up

Any of you on $GEVO

Meme stock? Pump and dump? Or legit up and comer?

>>24341252
it's Bappy

also oof

>>24341211
https://youtu.be/72Pq5zKEi_g?t=556

>>24340656
>https://youtu.be/SOo54fs6wyU
Based.

>>24341211
investing at its core is easy. put some money in a company you like that makes decent products or has good services and never invest more than you're willing to lose. You can also start with basic accounting courses. Find out how to read financial statements like balance sheets and income statements. this stuff is only as hard as you make it

>>24341211
Look at the sticky, lurk more and watch anime

Should I buy INAQ?

>>24341211
Refresh this all day

>>24341286
>should make money
>but its a SPAC and that bubble will pop one day
Your call.

>>24341286
Do you wanna be rich?

>>24341211
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
enjoy

What is inaq

>>24341304
Isn’t this every meme?

>>24341211
Put $100 into all meme stocks with volume over 40M, set a 2% trailing stop after being up 5%, make a few buckaroos.

Also read the fucking sticky, new friend

>>24341325
it will be metromile, pay-per-mile car insurance

>>24341325
New stock and a meme

>>24341317
Yes

Gonna be buying INAQ and APXT on Monday anon’s! Wish me luck!!

Since its slow guy hours i was gonna post my resume and have you guys roast me, cause i cant find a fucking job, Also well done Keith
>>24340656

PLTR - reminder that fool who came out with that short attack today also said to short NIO. Uh look how that played. NIO went sky high. I'm gonna laugh when PLTR hits 40. Then really laugh next year and get drunk once 50+ is broken.

>>24341325
pay by the mile insurance for non whites

>>24340494
lets go

>>24341325
Insurance for poor people that implies poor people would even pay for car insurance.

newfag here. I have 140k in cold hard cash. What should I park all this money in? My checking account literally cuts me a $60 divvy every 3 months lel

MARAuders crypto is slowly recovering, Monday might be good for us but it’s too early to tell

>>24340618
Is PLTR really worth holding that long?

>>24341367
A resume going to HR is the pit of despair. You need it looked at by literally anyone else and your chances improve dramatically.

>>24341286
Read this first. https://corpgov.law.harvard.edu/2020/11/19/a-sober-look-at-spacs/

>>24340656
>Fuck carriage
Lmao

>>24341404
stick it in snowflake for a sure thing. Stick it in pltr and inaq for short term gains

>>24341404
Gamestop, Corsair, Palantir, TSMC, and First Solar.

>>24341411
Yes

>>24341411
Personally, I don't think anything is. In five to ten years: you're only going to be more decrepit if you don't get hit by a bus or something.

Inaq seems like a good idea thanks for the tips I'm buying

>>24341384
not necessarily. It's the rich liberals in my area that primarily use public transportation (like ferries to NYC) and just own a car for grocery shopping. The one's who don't have cars use Zipcar, but the concept is the same. Poor people with cars don't mind paying for insurance because a car is freedom to them, as long as they have money for gas they are good to go. Poor people don't want to count miles, that's rich white liberal stuff

>>24341417
how the fuck am i supposed to do that? avoid indeed then?
Also im starting to think based video anon has things backwards, lgvw scares me now.

>>24341404
Buy 300 shares of SPY, sell covered calls on it
>living-the-dream.jpg

>>24340656
Dangerously based

>>24340980
Is he mentally ill? He just seems like an angry conspiracy theorist that yells at things now.

>>24341433
>>24341434
okay but what's the non meme answer

>>24341389
Yes but what if they're poor and stupid. I smell money to be made.

>>24341450
true, but the memes have to be racist

uh guys dont mean to alarm you but im now in the green for the first time since sept 2nd. any time i am in or near green we have an enormous drop the next day. my buying caused the crashes in June and September and I'm still missing money from them. beware of monday it may be epic red

2 SCOOPS IS PAJEET

>>24341477
SHOP
ADSK
ZBRA

>>24341404
75% in PLTR, save the rest to buy the dip or memes like roblox

>>24341477
Those are non-meme answers. This is my account.

>>24341477
Here anon, I will level with you. Stick the majority in snowflake and U, then keep some for meme stocks so you can have fun here.

>>24341411
Palantir is a good long term investment if you think a dystopian future is a very viable option.

Palantir is a bad idea if you think we'll reach world peace.

>>24341424
yawn give me the tldr

how could you put ABNB below RBLX
Come on man!

>>24341367
>i cant find a fucking job
Probably because you live so far from society that you need to drive to a fucking truckstop for Wi-Fi.

>>24341424
blah blah im in it for the short term mega gains. If I wanted long term I wouldn't be here making shitty memes with chimps

>>24341325

pajeeter spac

>>24341367
>>24341545
Oh wait you were just linking ruralfag, not actually him, lel.

>>24341487
They can't pay rent or for food atm, they absolutely won't buy meme car insurance lmao

Anons, Frens, I gotta confess something.

I do in fact not actually respect women, niggers and jannies.

>>24341578
Cya in 3 days based Anon kek

>>24341566
Sir, driving with no insurance is illegal, so don't forget to do the needful

>>24341462

Online job boards are a crap shoot, even worse nowadays since you got the laid off and furloughed people just carpet bombing new listings. It's a saturated job market for employers these days, only jobs out there are those that needs warm bodies, are revolving door shit, gig work or shit that literally no one else wants to do like sales/retail.

>>24341596
why are you namefagging

Is there any reason to not just buy and HODL SOXX for exposure to this side of the industry? is there anything SOXX misses?

>>24341614
Cause he’s some reddit tourist, why else?

>>24341624
because you could buy TSMC and get the single best company in the industry and drop the trash

Well. All my investments are now in a 2 x Gold long. Am I gonna make money? I have some cash saved up as well. I made money and sold the top after the Dow cracked 30k.

What say you /biz/???

>>24341462
This is where networking comes into play. Friends of friends, relatives, former coworkers, etc. that can get your resume away from fucking clueless HR departments. Failing that there is temping. It'll be a drag but the idea would be to try to get contacts where you can.

Hey frens, I'm looking for a new apartment. Is there anything I should particularly have an eye on?
I'm still living in my first cuck cage and only now kinda outgrew that, so I'm clueless.

Well. All my investments are now in a 2 x Gold long. Am I gonna make money? I have some cash saved up as well. I made money and sold the top after the Dow cracked 30k.

What say you /biz/?????

>>24340496
>>24340540
Roughly 30 day hold of XOM, and scalping options weekly for me

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24341528
Get in a SPAC early, make your money, get out.

>>24341672
you're ruined.

>>24341662
Gold isn't a speculative investment. That is what BTC or shitcoins are. Miners can be. Same with most commodities.

>>24340657
Whats's the practical difference between selling a position and selling covered calls? It seems like selling covered calls is just always the better option, assuming someone buys them. Is that the only reason to just sell stock? Liquidity?

>>24340980
he's right though

>>24341662
Ah sir, you do not appear to have any SPACs purchased, Mr Bill Gates and Mr Mark cuban are very well respected, what are your thoughts on this and good forward looking opinions

The market is saturated and running out of new businesses to invest in.
We need to legalize more degeneracy to have more business growth and keep the green line going up.
Weed and gambling are almost there with weed stocks and DKNG.
Next I propose we legalize prostitution and OnlyFans reverse merges with a SPAC to become the hottest meme stock of the year.

>>24341672

Why are you even leveraged gold in a non-volatile period in the market?

>>24341662
>Gold
Terrible investment during a deflationary period. I only have 100 ounces left because they were a gift from my grandfather and I don't ever wanna sell them.
I wouldn't really go 2x long desu

>>24340446
Anyone else here buy the top recently? Jesus Christ

>>24341651
meh, I'd rather just hold a majority ETF and then increase my exposure with some individual pickings. I'm trying to build a buy and HODL to just dump money into.

>>24341671
Google the demographic/crime ratio in the area.

Usually areas with higher bachelor's degree ratios are nicer areas.

I did that and landed on an area where there's zero chance of getting section 8 housing.

>>24341694
>>24341699
>>24341731

What if the herd of cats gets spooked and the market shits the bed? I’m portending bad things for the next 50 days market wise.

Isn’t gold usually an inverse of the larger market???

>>24341671
make sure you have a microwave. I know this is retarded but i just moved into an apartment and i really liked it until I realized we didn't have an overhead microwave. For the price I pay I would EXPECT we get a fucking microwave but no such luck. We don't have any counter space now and it fucking sucks

>>24341578
A toast!

When is oil going to dip
When is the market going to dip just got my paycheck

I'm seeing people panicking that they bought APXT high but what is there to worry about when the fundamentals are sound and is a good long term hold. Can someone give me FUD around APXT.

>>24341723
No leverage. Cash

>>24341792
people panic here because they have no idea what they're doing

>>24341671
look for income restrictions, this is literally legal discrimination. Look for top floor corner units, neighbors suck ass.

>>24341671
.Easy access and parking
.shops within walking distance or at least a corner store
. park near and gym for keeping /fit/ and meeting chicks
.have a drive around the area to get a feel for it
.check the crime rates and if you can stumble your ass home drunk and not get cut

>>24341786
>waiting for a dip

ngmi

10 yr bull run due to asset bubble inflation. cash is trash

can i get a quick rundown on which SPACS are pajeets pnds and which are semi-reliable short term plays

>>24341704
Think of a selling a covered call as a limit sell + tip. The tip is the premium you get from selling the call when someone else purchases it. You can also run into the chance of the call you sold expiring worthless so you pocket the premium and are able to sell the call again. Selling a cash covered put works in the same way except its a limit buy + tip. Cycling through covered calls and cash covered puts on a stock is called running the wheel, look into it. Its a good strategy for poor fags. You should only sell the stock outright if you feel an insane drop is coming soon before a call would expire.

>>24341834
SBE i think it runs up some more next week. merger is the 15th

Do I need to get approved to do options on Ameritrade? Is there a deposit limit after I open an account? Want to move off of Zoomerhood.

>>24341834
INAQ is semi-reliable

>>24340656
lmao are you at your job doing this.

based

>>24341843
>>24341704
Or if you don't have access to options

>>24341797

>2x gold etf
>proshares ultra, well known for leveraged etfs
>no leverage

At least don't tell me you went all in on it.

>>24341866
Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

>>24341780
Stocks already match inflation. Gold's major rival is bonds, specifically the 10 and 30 year treasury bonds. For major MMs, banks, hedge funds, etc. a significant portion of your assets will be weighted in some way to wealth preserving assets. Bonds being trashed have been the tailwinds to gold. If there is any inflation ahead, then a zero return shiny rock is better than a negative real return bond.
There is still an ongoing battle between the inflation and deflation theses right now. If there is inflation AND treasuries are sacrificed to the green line, gold will go up. If deflation, then gold will go down unless the deflation is extreme i.e. fears of economic collapse.

>>24341896
holy based

>>24341672
I did tqqq and that shits been paying good I just saw a big dip and threw some cash at it and up 20%

Everyone says leveraged stocks are shit long term

>>24341764
I live in a small town and will just move 2km in any direction, we have no areas here desu.
Just three rivers and the side of the river you live on desu
Pic related
>>24341805
Why top floor corners?
Also don't tell me about the neighbours, my last one got three police raids
>>24341807
Towns small enough to check all these boxes anyways, no matter where you live desu

I meant more in a specific apartment sense, like what should I look for when I see the apartment. Internet, neighbours, noise, nice kitchen, bathtub are high up my list. I don't even need that much.

>>24341704
The only thing that sucks about covered calls is when you sell them for three weeks out and then for shares spike 30-50% in one week after crabbing for two months and then you have to buy them back like what happened to me last week.

>>24341671
when you pick an area, unironically always check the position and amount of power outlets of the place. outlets decides your whole layout of your house. ask how much it takes to trip breakers as well. had an old place in milwaukee, could use computer and toast toast at the same time

VALE options have been a money printer for a month straight now.

>>24341871
>INAQ

INAQ is shilled by king pajeet

but yeah it will probably run up

>>24341887
100% of my invests are in the 2x gold

But I’m also sitting on cash

How do we really feel about CLF. Odds we hit $16-20 before EOY?

>>24341949
Will do. Thanks.

>>24341866
>deposit limit

>>24341450
They don’t count the miles though. Metromile will cuck the wagie’s car with a device that logs location, speed, etc and feeds that info back automatically.

Actually can anyone explain why the leverage shit sucks? I read about it and it says if it goes down a little bit it has to go up like 9x more than that to recover your losses? It just looks like it goes up and down harder but still recovers the same as the nasdaq but it just keeps running up. Why would I lose money on it?

>>24341897
I’m predicting major political unrest in the next 60 days in the US. I’m predicting an even more contested election and sever unrest among the population.

Thoughts?

>>24341046
Not him and not a MOONfag but it's an ETF that balances innovative tech in a golden tech bull market. Not hard to see how it's a fairly safe bet.

>>24342025
Yeah its hot garbage. I don't want data collected on my driving. But plebs will eat it up.

>>24341980
Sir no more chinese pig iron, only american steel fat dabs and thread splits, will you be following fat bald faggot man and his good insightful options picks, steel man's twitch is very needful and spammed across multiple boards and reddit

>>24342056
Helpful

>>24342025
Yeah we have that in the UK, you can install a black box to lower your insurance and it will log your speed, braking, night driving, etc

>>24341666
devil says listen to you,
How did anons find jobs after they graduated?
Assuming you didnt have daddy send your resume through

>>24340657
I-I didn't lose my shares! It was all planned! Palantir is going back to 20 a-and I'll re-buy cheapies then

>The absolute state of /wsb/
The site is literally unusable. Every single fucking post for days is about PLTR. I'm convinced they created an army of bots to launch the greatest shilling campaign of our time (devil's advocate, maybe this is bullish and just goes to show the power of PLTR for psyops campaigns). Not even TSLA was this bad at its peak.

>>24342028
>I read about it and it says if it goes down a little bit it has to go up like 9x more than that to recover your losses
if you're talking 3x leveraged ETFs i can tell you that much is bullshit, i had the same question a few months ago but the way that they make you think that if it goes down it will take forever to come back up is just a complete bullshit falsehood that they tell the goyim to keep them from making money.

Frens, I sold everything on Wednesday as I felt like there would be some correction after thanksgiving. I was holding PLTR, AMD and LGVW. I don't care whether I made the right decision or not, this is my meme portfolio anyway and I got a nice 3x from PLTR anyway, thanks /biz/.
I'm starting a great reset on my portfolio, let's assume I've never bought anything, what should a newfag get into now?

>>24342104
i offered to work for free, then they started paying me after 3 weeks because i was useful. 4 years later I'm at 60k salary with steady raises every year, while the rest of the employees are hourly and get fired or quit every 6 months.

>>24342132
Same old
QQQ, KWEB, any of the stocks in these two ETFs

>GME 16.47 after-hours
what the fuck nice

>>24342025
What I meant is that they don't like the concept of constantly worrying about how much they drive. If you've ever talked to them about leasing they hate the idea because they can't stand a company placing limits on how much they are allowed to drive. Poorer people have stronger ownership concepts.

>>24342153
Fuck i dont wanna wageslave and not earn a wage

>>24342197

Got to give to get anon.

>>24342028
Beta slippage. Movement against your leverage wipes you out fast but the real problem is that "sideways" movement bleeds you out slowly. Compounded by fees if you do leveraged ETFs. Most sectors are cyclical so as to being a low term hold almost all of them work against you.
That said, leveraged index plays "wash out" the cyclicality of sectors by diversifying. If you think indexes are secular bullish, then it makes sense to leverage up on that. If the indexes go down or sideways then its unlikely there was any winning plays. It has been found by backtesting and modelling that the "ideal" leverage that sits in a sweet spot between possible gains and reducing beta slippage is about 2.5x. This is why almost all leveraged ETFs sit at 2x or 3x.
The ones discussed in /smg/ are TQQQ, SSO, SPXL, UPRO, etc. The only exception to a non-index ETF being SOXL (3x semiconductor bullish) given the ubiquity of semiconductors in tech.

>>24342034
Bullish for the clown market.

>>24342119
Because if the market crashes 33% it drops to zero (or near zero). It doesn't matter if the fund went up 2000%, all of your earnings and initial deposit will be gone. Even a 15 or 20% drop in the market would decimate your earnings.

It sounds like the leveraged etf owners ARE the Jews. Trick people into making a lot of money and then they can lose it all in a flash

>>24342104
>>24342153

in Aus we call this work experience. literally offer to work for free for 2 or 3 weeks, then ask if you can use them as a reference even if they don't hire you on. That way you have something to put in your resume for the next try and a contact they can call.

>>24342234
Humiliating

So the only reason PLTR tanked is because of the Citron bullshit right?

>>24342216
Guys dont make fun of me i was made fun of earlier, I have a CJ degree and a double minor, I dont want to be a cop, Anyone got any based job ideas in the field? PRison guard would be Easy

>>24342230
yes, that's in a day. go read TQQQ's prospectus, they warn about that repeatedly, so if it's not a risk you're willing to incur, don't invest in it. simple as. there's also the possibility of a reverse split if that were to happen.

Utz are better then nuts

>>24342132
INAQ is the new meme pump

>>24342250

yup, it will go down maybe to 25 before going upwards.

>>24342249
It is or you can join the hordes of poor fags that have no work expierance when you apply for a job. fuckin good luck now days

#stonk the steal

>>24342230
>Not buying the dip for $0.01 and making 100000x gains when the economy rebounds

>>24342182

>>24342230
>Because if the market crashes 33% it drops to zero
No. Leveraged ETFs are based on daily movements and they can not drop lower than a certain amount in one day before they reset for the next.
It can drop 60% in a day though, but that would mean a 20% drop in the market and, desu., probably the end of the world anyways

>>24342234
Yeah that perfectly describes what I don’t want to do, is is kinda cool, that doesn’t usually work in US , we call that interning

>>24342314
The risk of a 60% drop in net worth is something I take every day with memes (*gestures at NAK*), and QQQ is a lot safer than memes.

>>24340618
This is a meme gambling forum Anon, "put your money in SPY and walk away" isn't the kind of thing you can maintain a permanent general on.

>>24342196
Yeah but they are also bad at planning ahead and I’m guessing the marketing will make the $ savings very attractive to people with little money.
Not saying I think it will be a long term success, but it sounds innovative and buzzy enough for me to ride the hype up and bail out.

PLTR will hit 40 next week

>>24342230
Circuit breakers, which are a recent invention to prevent flash crashes (or so its claimed), work to your advantage. It is simply not possible to get wiped out in a single day any more. If you do contrarian MACD, which is really all that contrarian bollinger bands is, you get pretty good at not misfiring sell points.

>>24342373
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>24340656
niceu

why did Senvest decide to file for a 13G immediately while Susquehanna is just sitting on their ass at 6% ownership? Probably 9.98% by now too
>Institutional investors must file a Schedule 13G within 45 days after the calendar year in which the investor holds more than 5% as of the year end or within 10 days after the end of the first month in which the person's beneficial ownership exceeds 10% of the class of equity securities computed as of the end of the ...

>>24341272
How much of a pussy do you have to be to invest in a crypto ETF? That's the worst of both worlds.

>>24342255

I dunno, a mall cop or building security? Practically sit on your ass all and if you're a mall cop you get to move around in your segway. You seem to be asking for much while not having much on a resume besides >relevant coursework.

>>24342435
100% tax free because TFSA, can't put crypto in a TFSA

>>24342435
they're the only way for leafs to "trade" cryptocurrency tax-free

>>24342250
Same happened to NIO and even that scam Nikola. Both dipped then shot back up afterwards.

I have a limit buy at $20 to add more and take advantage of the dip.

You guys should buy widepoint (WYY)

PLTR will hit 100 next week

The stock market is not degenerate enough for me anymore. Can I play options on Bitcoin? I need to feel the mortal terror of being wiped out in an instant or the adrenaline rush of becoming a millionaire overnight. It's the only way I can feel anything.

>>24342373

peter thiel will sell next week.

>>24342514
>the most degenerate the stock market has literally ever been
>not degenerate enough
you have a problem anon

PLTR will be doomed to crab for eternity my dubs will it

>>24342514
Apparently Bitcoin futures are a thing.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/13/bitcoin-futures-options-launch-what-you-need-to-know.html
I need something so volatile it changes 1000% every few seconds.

>>24342514

>r/wallstreetbets

if dubs, pltr to 20, if singles pajeet spacs will all run up to 1000 and pltr will go to 0.

>>24342532
Please gib volatility.

>>24342535
Get fucked with that pathetic well poisoning attempt.

good night /smg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJQpmz7F60

>>24340721
What's anons soundcloud again?

>Buy SBE at 12, sell at 20
>Buy NBAC at 10.33, sell at 17
>Too worried to buy APXT at fuckin 10.8
Why am I such a pussy and what's the next play from here

>>24342444
trips again, i interned with the police at my college, ive worked like 5 jobs before doing that, just normal stuff like bartending and lifeguard

imagine being this guy.. imagine his face when PLTR dumps to 19..

>>24342628
what college?

is OPTI ever going to be in danger of reverse splitting? thinking about throwing $1k at it but im scared

>>24342625
GME is still trading at 0.14x of its TTM revenues
just buy GME

>>24342568
SIR THAT IS A GOOD AND RIGHT STRATEGY MR. BILL GATES WILL GIVE MANY BABY XRAYS TO THE BLACKS AND MR. MARK CUBAN WILL GIVE MUCH INSURANCE TO THE BLACKS, BECAUSE THEY REQUIRE THE NEEDFUL

THE LORD OF THE RING STOCKS DOES NOT PROVIDE FORWARD OPINION OR GOOD WELL INTENTIONS FOR THE BLACKS OR THE MEXICANS WHOSE COUNTRIES ALL REQUIRE MUCH HELP AND GOOD THOUGHTS FOR GREAT SUCCESS

PERHAPS THE NEXT SPAC TO BUY WILL BE A TOILET THAT IS 100% WITCH FREE SO I DON'T HAVE TO SPAY MY NEEDFUL ALL OVER THE STREET ANYMORE HOWEVER I WILL NOT HAVE GOOD BONDING FRIENDSHITS WITH RAQUESH ON THE BEACH ANYMORE BUT HOWEVER SUNDAJ IS NOT MY NEW BEST FRIEND ANYMORE SO NO MORE FRIEND SHITS WITH HIM IS REQUIRED

>>24342625
apxt will be over 20, so buy apxt. not everything needs to be a moonshot anon

>>24342655
Posts like this make me not feel so bad that I'm down 3.5k because I fomo'd today

>>24342514
Why don't you just go to a casino?

>>24342667
This might be a dumb question but I'm curious, when you say 0,14x you mean the revenue per share/share price?

>>24342657
Nice try glowie , its a smaller school on the east coast, not a good one, but not a bad one

If you didn't make money on SPACs this week you deserve to be poor, now keep on calling it pajeet pump and dumps while you hold my bags.

>>24342706
just because someone elses hogs are dying, doesnt mean its ok for your hogs to die

>>24342514
Dude that’s a good idea. Isn’t it illegal in america?

>>24340472
Seethe more, Reddit.

>>24342514
yeah i just won 50 bucks on draft kings casino i feel alive

>>24342703
i dont get it, why are they still in front of gamestop if they have their PS5

>>24342688
I might as well as, I'll try to get in at a decent price on Monday

>>24342655
idk, i used to say the same thing about pic related but if he held he would have been fine in only 2.5 months. assuming he bought shares and not options though to be fair.

>>24342706
>-$3.5k in one day

Nigga, this board make you rich. you can literally do $10k next week.

>>24342703
Imagine doing that shit for a fucking console when you can just order stuff on Amazon so you can have your beloved PS5 four days later.

Or grow up and just order the new AMD graphics card so you can game on your PC and not a device for kids.

>>24342768
I guess they live there

>>24342768
gotta consummate the marriage :^)

>>24342661
It'll get a huge jump once the PPE Coronita-chan gear gets delivered in December.

Just don't be a paper hands faggit and you'll make it, fren

>600k in assets after inheritance
>don't know enough about stocks to really capitalize on it
Right now I have it managed by a brokerage but I've been thinking I should just do it all myself, pick a swath of companies I trust, and then forget about them. Maybe have 10-20% of the profile where I play around with on a conservative level.

Frankly with the capital I have I'd probably be better served dropping everything in my life and just learning how to make smart short term investments.

>>24342818
never let someone else manage your money

>>24342768

wives bf wont let them back in

Longview Chads stand the fuck up

>>24342794
all that shit is out of stock, anon. GPU's included last time i checked. that said, yeah, my steam backlog is tremendous. i can just watch people stream demon's souls it's not a big deal. doesn't even really seem like gank spanks exist in that game compared to DS3 which i can play on PC anyways if i want to scratch that itch.

>>24342810
i mean, the upside seems huge as long as im willing to have a risk of 100% on shares. as always i'd sell half at double price anyways.

>>24342764
nice save

>>24342818
no you really wouldn't. Pop it all in some index funds and play around with smaller amounts. Like a few thousand. Then up it as you get more comfortable. That's life changing money fuck you.

>>24342794
boycott amazon is trending nobody likes that shit anymore boomer

>>24340472
This made me geek

The Pizza I ordered is here. plain cheese as always

>>24342818

With that much you can just park it in indexes like every nobrainer does and then fuck around with a small account till you can do big dick plays comfortably.

>>24342751
Ah yes friend very good SPACs are a great choice for me and my pregnant black friends with no car insurance, when will the next airdrop superior coin wallet be made implemented into the greatest platform for electric wheel barrles and hydrogen powered BTC miners so I don't have to worry about being needful while I post my wonderful well said and thought goodly opinions for my American friends who do not shit in streets or have their babies eaten by wild pigs because they did not have a ultra sound for their pay by call phone with basketball insurance from mark cuban, also held by ARK

>>24342818
talk to the dividends are your fren anon. it's like collecting rent except you don't have to deal with joggers.

>>24342111
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24342818
Pick any ticker mentioned in these threads and dump it all in at market open.

So is tqqq really shit for holding? I’m up 21% so fast

>>24342899
Very good friend

>>24342818
put into index funds, leave out 10K to play with until you understand what you are doing

it's an institutionalized casino/ponzi scheme but it's rigged in your favor if you're not retarded

>>24342514
uniswap sir

>>24342877
you disgust me, I bet you buy apple stonks as well

>>24340886
Only you, you stupid nigger.

>>24342877
>The Pizza I ordered is here. plain cheese as always

>>24342899
lel

>>24340656
>solo
kek Extremely based.

>>24342932
The more I read about it the more it sounds like it’s made by Jews to rob degenerates

2020 is doing a report on the BA Somalian death traps and they've showed like 3 Indian interviews so far

>>24343014
I work at Boeing, AMA

Perfectly balanced, as all meme stocks should be.

>>24342818
If I were you:
>put 550k in an index fund and/or hire a consultant to give me opinions. professional shit, jewish only.
>meme around with 50k buying hype stocks and learn the market for fun
>pick a discipline in STEM to specialize in and maximize potential
>read everyday drink water and exercise, and pretend the 550k doesn't even exist
>live minimally until you feel experienced and well-versed in your own desires and life philosophies to the point where your decision making is absolute

>>24340980
>>24341009
>>24341467
improve your reading comprehension

OK, so obviously for Monday, we're either looking at PLTR crabbing or red, but as for EOW, it should at least be 35, right?

>>24343033
What caste are you from?

>>24343067
haha. Friend, we all just here to make da money and fuck bitches

>>24343062

if it pulls back hard like crsr did, yeah.

>>24343040
just sell in high and buy in low

t. Chad

>>24343040
pretty based portfolio, should be doing well

Someone bake retards

is this bullish?

bake niggers

>>24343120
She looks like my right hand after bad curry

>>24343040
>when you watch stockmoe

>>24343062
PLTR will be 35 EOD on monday because everyone's buying that dip

>>24340472
I've only been browsing /smg/ for a month and my portfolio is up 7% already uwu

>>24343120
I would be her bull if you know what I mean

>>24343120
So relatable. She represents me. :D

NEW
>>24343185
>>24343185
>>24343185
>>24343185

NEW

>>24343120
America is fucked.

Buy PLTR

>>24340472
Is this a meme?
Since I've been here I've had nothing but gains... Very good ones.

>>24340494
Fuck Citron