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based on what

>>24339084
I think this "staring" pepe and it's variations have been the unsung hero of 2020.

sex.

yeah and I've counted 2406 confirmed unprotected vaginal creampies since Jan 9 2020
since then I just got my first ever flare up of herpies when XRP started its moonshot
I have a wife and a kid on the way
I'm never having sex again lol
fuck yall

haircomb.

>>24339084
What does it feel like bros?

t.25y/o virgin

>>24339225
Look in a mirror. Do you really think you’re the type she’d want to be with or even care who the fuck you are? Of course not. If you were, you wouldn’t be saying shit like this. Unironically, work on some self improvement, not just physically but also your mentality. Truly making it in life is to reproduce with the hottest female possible. You might tell yourself that money will fill that hole of loneliness, but it will always be held in a leaking sieve. Money will be spent. Love and lust is eternal.

>>24339225
It sucks if you are a coomer. Deathgrip means you wont feel shit when fucking and can just keep going forever without cumming. I havent had sex in 3 years and the only thing i miss about it is being in love. But its too much of a hassle to go chasing grills again.

>>24339225
>warm and slippery

>>24339225
Like a bag of sand

>>24339084
Sax

>>24339222

i piss all over my hands and legs
flick droplets of piss in my eyes

haircomb

>>24339221
Oral or genital herps?

>>24339225
About the same as sticking your dick into a McDonald's apple pie.

>>24339221
What are your thoughts on eating muff?

>>24339311
had oral that shit flares up every winter
vbut first tyime genny its not even on the dick and vballs its on the skin area vbelow the stomach
EXPLODING VBLOODY PUSS vboils what tyhe fFUCK i don't tyhik condoms would have preventyed tyhis

>>24339166

>>24339225
how. I mean just how can you end up so late. I'm convinced you didn't even try, nor settle with something below your standards.

>>24339374

yes, genital herpes can be spread even with condoms since it's transmitted skin to skin and usually present outside of genital area.

>>24339449

it can happen very easily. i lost mine at 32.

>>24339449
>nor settle with something below your standards
This is unimaginable to me, i dont think i would get hard.

>>24339084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHNK4k3Cr24

>>24339449
You're right anon, I didn't even try, I've never even asked a woman out in my life, because...fuck women.

>>24339469
why is it so painful felt like my lower back was dying for 2 months

>>24339225
I was 26. You’ll figure it out. Now I’m married with a kid.

>>24339449
kys you fucking normie

>>24339672
It’s your first flare up? I had my first in 2018. The first year is by far the worst but they take longer to come back after your last flare up. The only time I have a reoccurrence is when I’m stressed with work, get less than 5 hours of sleep several days in a row, and drink a bunch of alcohol. Basically eat better, lift, and manage your stress and it will stay away.

Lol these pepes ingrain in your head, Sometimes I look at a girls tits when in bed and I think about the 'milkies' pepe and crack up to myself

>>24340880
unfathomably based

>>24340880
Pepe literally licking your head rent free, madness

>>24340484
You married a kid?