/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24334675
I want a daughter with that ass

is it good to try duckdao.io, found post about their crypto incubator and long-term investment model? Seems profitable but want to know your opinion

>>24334675
god i want to eat all of their farts

>>24334675
coffee is good yes

>>24334675
Whatever you do dont say you're creative. Marketing people laugh at people who say that. These days, they want robots who follow the data.

>>24334675
>I am a manipulative bastard that does drugs.
That would be my answer.

>>24334675
I will shit in your mouth my beauty, I will shit soft, hard, hot and I will jerk off my acorn on your face full of my shit. Ah you fart! Ah you want to fart when I walk behind you! Farts all your drunk! Fart while you can! But I'll fill you up with shit, top to bottom. I'll fuck your ass, bitch! Love is another than in verse. Cupid pierced my ass and it sinks, it sinks in my pants, in my toilets, in my bed and soon it will be dripping on you. Poop doesn't disappear like the drops that announce thunderstorms, you have to rub. And you will rub, bitch! You will rub under your fingernails crying, you will rub your dirty hair, you will rub as long as the skin falls from your hands. And when the blood comes on your pulpit, I'll shit on it. I'll shit in your wounds under the August sun and let you dry there until the bloody shit solidifies in your scabs. And when you're hungry, you'll eat your scabs, and you'll bleed again and I'll be back to shit on you. I've been shitting since I was little, I do it well. I never force you see. When the urge strikes me, and it comes often, I surrender to my ass, my ass king! And you will be his queen. Woman, you will be the ocean on which I will rise the sun from my ass in a torrent of Wagnerian fart. You will live in our shit, mixed up like two bodies at the supreme moment, maybe I will give you a child, maybe I will abort it, then I will eat it so that I can fuck it on you. And I'll put your beautiful ass against mine, and we'll shit together! Yes! I love to shit! I shit a lot! Ah your lips full of shit turn me on, I shit again!

this is a weird psyop

>>24334735
thanks anon i may mention that in my application(as a joke obviously)

>>24334675
i bet their asses smell like candy cane

ho ho ho ho

>>24335460
no more like shit haha

>>24334675

How do you expect anyone to answer this when they don't know you and they don't know the role ?

As someone who has asked this question to potential employees, and works in this exact field, and even knows the general answer expected of you.. not telling you fucking coomer faggot thot posting loser. Piss off.

>>24336584
why would they need to know me
i told you that it's basically a marketing role. What more do you really need to know?
>>24336623
sounds reasonable
you should know i'm not a coomer, getting atention was my Q here and it worked
how about you hire me as your marketer anon?

>>24334675
I'm gonna need some sauce on that left one

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>24336660

You don't seem to get it

They're asking you what makes you uniquely qualified for the role

A cookie cutter answer from someone who doesn't know you and your skills/experience is irrelevant because the question is about YOU

>>24336660
Tell them what experience you previously have that relates to this role and where does this role align with your long term career goals.
Don't be a mongoloid and say because you like the company.

>>24336706
oh, alright
basic economist with no degree
>>24336759
i've included my CV and told them a joke about not being creative
that should get enough attention i guess

Claim haircombs.
Then u can comb their butt hairs

>>24336800
>joke
ngmi

>>24334675
it's thick, but not too cumbersome

>>24336800
>Be me
>Looking through hundreds of applicants
>Hate my life
>Here is one with a joke on it
In the trash it goes anon. Be serious.

>>24336815
you have to be a normie applying for a job and not a shitposter
>>24336866
alright anon, give me a serious example

>>24336889
Your coom brain is too fried anon, sorry

>>24336923
no worries
at least i'm not ad hominem

not really, tea is much better

>>24334675
Assuming you're rich and goodlooking, where do you meet girls like that?

Just Tinder or what?

>>24337011
social media
clubs
tinder

>>24337011
Roommates and bars

>>24337011
assuming you are rich anon
would you help me out?
i've lost all my money betting on trump instead of just holding kleros

>>24337011
Sunday School

>>24337126
>>24337147
I go to bars and don't even see many attractive young girls anymore. They all just use Tinder these days. Meeting girls in bars is becoming a thing of the past

>>24337185
agree
they also have big 261478x people messaging them every day so why bother right?

>>24337218
ment big instagrams with the above number people*

>>24337218
>they also have big 261478x people messaging them every day so why bother right?
This is so true. Tinder has really fucked the game, average men used to be able to be able to get average women no problem, now women have easy access to all gigachads within a 300 mile radius with a few swipes on Tinder

>>24337324
the world just went into a completely opposite direction after social media started
and obviously you won't see any women denying it cause they are AGREEABLE with every thing

>>24337391
>the world just went into a completely opposite direction after social media started
I fully agree. Social media on this scale has fucked society up.
>and obviously you won't see any women denying it cause they are AGREEABLE with every thing
Any time you say anything about it, you'll just get called an incel. Normies are subhuman

Honestly can't wait till we have communism, everyone will just do what he's most gifted for and we could do away with stupid bullshit like interviews
Or useless "industries" like marketing

>>24337468
agree with both of your statements 100%
there just isn't anything we can do
we can also say the elites will never go back to how it was before

just imagine

>>24334675

Historically, its to claim you understand and watch the latest trends. ALL marketing people always say "ok your market is men 30-45, BUT i know how to expand into the female market and ages 18-30. From there we should see a move into the 13-18 market etc etc etc.

Basically, lie lie lie

>>24337513
>agree with both your statements
Glad to know there's still some non-retarded people out there.

Realistically, the only thing that would save the West in the long-term is a collapse of society. I doubt I'd live through it though. We ourselves can't do shit. It's gonna get worse.

>>24337637
yes it's just going to get worse
you have a word progress for these type of things which is actually the opposite and means decline
progress of the elites = decline of the west or basically europe

>>24334675
That ass on the right. Wew.

>>24334675
imagine peeling down the pants of the middle man and taking a big strong SSSSNNIIIIIFFFFFF holy shit I need to coom in this whore

>>24334675
Fuck that question. Fuck interviews.

Let years of technical experince talk for me.

>>24337185
>>24337218
Reminder

>>24338475
it's really fucked up
i haven't used social media for 4 years
no wonder i haven't fucked for a long time

>>24337011
I used to meet them when they would leave Trayvon Martin’s house in the morning before he was racistly murdered by a white man.

>>24338610
>Trayvon Martin
can you tell us more about him

>>24334675
You can answer open ended interview questions however you want. That sounds obvious, but it means is you give the answer to the question you wanted them to ask. From something like "what makes you best?" you can talk about doing x, y, z at your old job, your unique outlook and ideas, tricky challenges you've met or whatever.

>>24338668
He was a gentle ladies man with a lot of “swag” and a very bright future. He was a very good kid and extremely smart and talented. He was a great rapper and always asked for consent before having consensual sex with white girls.

>>24338794
he probably knew they weren't ment for him
rip for him

>>24334675
"Well I don't want to speak out of turn, but during the course of this interview it seems like we have pretty good chemistry- you're someone I would enjoy working for, and hopefully vice versa. But beyond that, and the real reason it makes sense for you to hire me is that I'm very good at what I want to do, which means you I get to excel in the position, which brings the company a LOT more money, and makes you look smart for hiring me."
-t. Sales rep who has landed several offers punching above my weight with different phrasings of that answer.

>>24334696
Why? So you aren't allowed to touch her while other men get to fuck her?

>>24339313
what are you, a faggot?
just fuck your daughter and her friends

>>24334989
B...based?

>>24338475

OH NO! People are utilizing the internet to seek out people with traits they actually like and not settling for what's around the corner and eventually getting divorced like our boomer parents! Society is totally degenerate!

>>24338475
How could 20% of people meet online before dating apps were a thing

>>24341270
First boob I saw irl was a girl who randomly added me on MSN Messenger one day

>>24334675

Tell them you analyze the data and interpret it based on scientific methods.That in order for you to answer that question, you'd have to prove it with facts (show experience)..

>>24342361
I was accidentally flashed in my high school pool

>>24338475
everyone is becoming autists who can't operate irl lol

>>24339313
....

>>24334675
Because I’m everything you’re not. You need me here. The rest of your employees are jacking off and slacking off. I’m gonna take this company to the top. We’re going to win so much you’re going to be tired of winning.