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Being serious here trolls need not enter
>32
>married 1 kid + wife preggo
>lost job in May due to covid (I worked as a chef)
>funds enough to go for 1 more month I am trying to get employed with limited skill set and no time to acquire new skills
>no stocks
>crypto I have only $5.68 ETH that a friend sent me and that is it.
Please tell me how I can get some crypto fast so I can start exchanging and ride the train to outer space possibly the moon.
I had a dream that I can double my crypto every day. Today I tried exchanging my 0.011 ETH but that I have on my Exodus but it says it is not enough to exchange it.
What do I do?
Please I seriously need help and any sort of guidance.

>> No.24337785

In all seriousness you're fucked as you're late to the party. You make money in investments by investing -money-. If you don't have any money to begin with you won't make any. The stories you have read about people becoming millionaires all have a common theme, they were early to the party. You're best bet at this point is applying to an amazon warehouse and grinding it out. You're already -180k in the hole because you have a kid, you're soon to be another -180k once the second one is born (before inflation. That number goes up every year)

>> No.24337836

>>24337677
You are just fucked, don't trade in this state of mind. Search for a construction job or become a driver. How did you waste the last half of a year?

>> No.24337892

>>24337785
Thank you for the honest answer.
My parents buy every single item and pay for every checkup and every demand my kid(s) have/will have. But they won't give me anything because I well damn should be able to earn money but the fucking pandemic ruined my career.
Do you have experience in Exodus?
How much would you say is the minimum that I need to start exchanging cryptos and trying to get profit?
Is exchanging it from one currency to another same called crypto-trading or am I far from the truth?

>> No.24337917

>>24337836
Helping parents with choirs because they have plenty of stuff to work on and of course they uy every single item and pay for every checkup and every demand my kid(s) have/will have. But they won't give me anything because I well damn should be able to earn money but the fucking pandemic ruined my career.

>> No.24337937

>>24337677
Hey, Ill send you some eth bro. Whats your receiving address?

>> No.24337961

>>24337937
0xBE2Fc05960fbDb0269fD8c67898e0097C288de46

Thanks don't send much send me just enough so I can start exchanging

>> No.24337996

>>24337892
1k to 10k. I haven't used exodus, I personally have a ledger

>> No.24338154

>>24337917
Take a basic job before your wife leaves you, after that start investing. But you sound rather desperate, that means your crash into serious mental health issues seems unavoidable to me.

>> No.24338156

>>24337937
How much time does ETH takes to send/receive?

>> No.24338180

help your preggo wife start an onlyfans

>> No.24338184

>>24338154
Wife will not leave because we know love and trust each other since we were 14.
We grew up on the same street and after our friendship we got married 5 years ago

>> No.24338216

>>24337785
jewish reply to a jewish post.

this thread glows

>> No.24338246

honestly anon, it's a red flag that you keep on blaming the corona for "ruining your career". your wife probably sees it too.

>> No.24338264

>>24337937
dude you are awesome thank you very much for kickstarting my crypto journey I wish you all the best in your life and sincerely a lot of wisdom. You have a feeling for others in need in this case you were not wrong to send a poor guy some ETH but I want nobody to take advantage of you in life and make you regret things and rethink stuff.
Live long and prosper friendo

>> No.24338296

>>24337937
Thats kind anon

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24338307

>>24338264
If you buy a rugpull on uniswap I will laugh at you. Good luck, fren.

>> No.24338323

>>24338184
Cute but if you have no income or savings left in a couple months her nature is gonna give her a wandering eye for another provider, or you've got a real keeper. No advice to you except get a steady job for now. Sucks to hear but bite jt for the short term

>> No.24338325

>>24338296
Right? WHAT AN AWESOME DUDE
He did send me $50
I have never used smiley faces and I am /b/tard since 2007 but god damn he made me smile today
:)

>> No.24338328

look, get a job. any job. construction always hires, even iff the pay isnt good. youre going to need money to invest, so go get it. if a crackhead can get some scratch, why cant you?

>> No.24338373

>>24337677
You're probably fucked like others have said as far as crypto goes. As far as /biz/ness goes...take a lesson from the Mexicans that live around me. When Covid hit and they couldn't find in person work they started doing road stand burritos and hot dogs. Nothing fancy, cooked them at the house then loaded them in totes and sold them for about $2 a piece. Those motherfuckers were grinding all summer by construction jobs and and just random spots on the highway. When one spot dried up they went to the next. They've got 2 pull behind food carts now. I was blown away. Amazing how much money you can make when you deal in cash and pay no taxes or certification fees.

>> No.24338382

how did you blow through all of your unemployment

>> No.24338424
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24338424

>>24337937
Blessed be Anon 3F6vQYaj for Eternity. Here have some Sustenance on your journey.

>> No.24338448

>>24338382
Dude, I have parents that have $10k income per month and the are not big spenders but they are not giving me any money.
They love my wife and my kids so they sponsor me to take care of my family but they know every cost.

>> No.24338464

>>24337677
sell your wife, preggo porn is very hot

>> No.24338476

>>24338424
heard!
>we say that as a salute in kitchen circles.. (and when exec chef gives order)

>> No.24338523

>>24337677
if you can hold for +-6 months, XRP is going to balloon to $5 - $10, if you smart, take 1 eth and sink into coins that Andre Cronje(YFI) works on, gamble 1 and smart invest the 4.

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24338696

>>24337937
Based king

>> No.24338707

>>24338448
You sound like a spoiled child, swallow your pride and get a shitty basic job.

>> No.24338737

>>24338696
KING OF ALL KING OF KINGS

>> No.24338764
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24338764

>>24337677
>Chef
and you decided to have 2 kids. ABSOLUTE STATE OF NORMIES

>> No.24338765

>>24338707
A spoiled child doesn't work in kitchens for over 10 years doing 12 hour shifts on feet cooking on fire burning and cutting myself to serve people meals.
Don't judge before you turn on your brain.

>> No.24338807

>>24338764
Having kids has nothing to do with my profession.
It has a lot to do with my partner, in previous post I mentioned how we are very close till death do us apart(in the true meaning)

>> No.24338835

you should have been making bank on unemployment. what does your wifey do for money?

>> No.24338867

>>24338835
She was a sprinter on 100m and 200m.(earning from sponsorships)
Afterwards she was instructor to athletes.
She also worked in a hair saloon.
At the moment she has no job other then being a mother and pregnant.

>> No.24338943

>>24337677
>im going to double my crypto every day and make it to the moon
kek

>> No.24339006

>>24338943
Please be more constructive I had a hard working life until covid and I am learning all about crypto just now. I know I am very very late but I will learn and be become cryptonaut.
>been on 4chan since 2006 just not on /biz/

>> No.24339040

>>24338184
Open your wife an only fans. PEople love degenerate shit.

>> No.24339188

>>24337677
Amazon - Delivery related seasonal work, good luck anon.

>> No.24339287

>>24339006
start exchanging bro
i would recommend utilizing something called leverage. The more leverage you use the quicker you can make money.
For example if you use 25x leverage you will be able to make gains 25 times faster. Many will tell you dont use it because they dont want everyone in on the big secret. High leverage is how you get very rich very quickly.

>> No.24339671

>>24338867
are you sure the baby and kid are yours?

>> No.24339684

>>24337937
Actually delivered. And I thougt you'd just get him banned for begging.

>> No.24339812

>>24337677
>funds enough to go for 1 more month
>>24337677
>dream that I can double my crypto every day

You short XLM at the top with full leverage. Thats the best thing I can think up to help you.

>> No.24339832

>>24337937
You did well bro, giving him a fish. I hope he learns to fish for himself though.
>>24337961
I wish you luck OP.

>> No.24339926

>>24337677
Dude just apply to work at a shipping company...its the peak hiring season. It might be hard shitty. But almost guaranteed to get hired and making some money.

>> No.24340001

>>24339926
This, also if you're gonna buy crypto, then you also need to force yourself to acquire other asset classes like stocks, bonds, metals, cash, etc. and properly diversify your portfolio. You treat crypto like a gambling, you may as well get a one-way ticket to Vegas and at least enjoy yourself.

>> No.24340059

>>24337677
Learn how to program solidity and earn from fees?

>> No.24340157

>>24339926
Do those fast food delivery services like Door Dash pay well?

>> No.24340338

>>24338448
Your priorities are all wrong, speculating is the last thing you should be thinking about.
Priorities should always be; emergency savings, education/training/tools to earn income, investing for short term goals, investing in long term goals, speculating with money you can afford to lose, gambling with money you don't care if you lose. IN THAT ORDER
No wonder your parents won't help, you are obviously shit with money. Honestly your best bet at this point would be joining the military or finding a paid apprenticeship. College is out of your reach at this point.

>> No.24340467

>>24340338
I don't think OP is going to listen, he's going to squander his 1 ETH that was gifted to him.

>> No.24340611

>>24340467
The dude sent me $50 worth of ETH its 0.1 ETH
Also I am researching for the last hour how and what to do with crypto and trading etc.

>> No.24340614

>>24337677
Please do not rush into day trading. The stat about 90% of traders losing money is real. Invest. Buy and hold BTC or ETH. Then try some trading with small amount and learn your lesson.

>> No.24340661

>>24339684
I would never beg, and I didn't ask he offered cuz he is KING of /biz/ for until we elect new king.

>> No.24340676

>wont take advice to get a wagekek job because hes too good for it
>only wants to "trade crypto" and "double his money every day"
>has two children and cant provide for them with literal pennies to his name
you're a fucking nigger op and you deserve to be killed

>> No.24340701

>>24340676
Sorry to disappoint you but I am caucasian white male with also not homosexual.

>> No.24340737
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24340737

>>24340701
being a nigger has nothing to do with skin color
you had children with no plan, no savings, no means to provide besides GIBs
you are too lazy to get a JOB
you are sub 90 IQ
therefore you are a NIGGER all three boxes are checked

>> No.24340872

>>24340611
It is pretty simple, you buy something expecting it to rise in value, then sell it when it does. With eth, even if it returned to the all time high, you would have 140$, big deal. Day traders/swing traders make money by either playing both the ups *and* the downs, or rotating what equities they are holding. To do this successfully, you need to do continuous research, be extremely disciplined and take measured risks on a small portion of a large pot. You won't be able to do this with your current capital and you really shouldn't be doing it at all. >>24340338

>> No.24340953

>>24340737
I am sorry but you are delusional.
What part of my initial post didn't you understand?
Also my parents are young they had me when they were young but eventually I will inherit about $2.7m one day.
You are talking to a future crypto investor.
One day I will pay back to the dude that sent me this $50 and I will make sure it is multiplied.

You have less then 80 IQ if you just go around and judge people without taking into consideration every detail.

You are newb at life.
You will learn but it will be late.
Enjoy your day.

>> No.24340999

why are people throwing pearls to this trust fund nigger faggot? OP, your wife is fucking her students.

>> No.24341000

>>24337677
Your best investment is in yourself not some magic internet coins. Go get a trade or something where you can increase your income, and build your savings first before thinking about investing.

>> No.24341013

This thread glows.

>> No.24341024

>>24340872
I am reading this and the advice is sound in my perspective. I said I am going to learn more about this and I will. I know that there are different level of traders and my vision was to be the simple kind of trader. You mentioned that I should buy before rise and sell afterwards to another currency that will also >rise
AND
That is exactly what I was planing.
Having no capital atm does not mean I will never have money.

>> No.24341031

>>24340953
>I will inherit about $2.7m one day.
No you won't, your parents will drop it in a trust for your children and you'll be begging from them to take care of your sorry ass.

>> No.24341048

>>24340999
Not nigger, not faggot.
Wife is not fucking anyone she is unappealing in the first place and fucks only me because she knows me since we were 14.

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24341070

>>24339287
Giving bad advice to the clinically retarded for shits and giggles is bad karma anon
>>24340338
This on the other hand is solid advice
>>24340676
Yes, OP needs to understand that he is a disgrace and needs to start listening. He won't though.

>> No.24341088

>>24341031
How do you know the relationship I have with my parents?
You assume and that is because you suck.
I am going to invest several hundred $k into my restaurant when covid is eradicated.
I am going to invest my fathers money by the way.

Good luck in your life.

>> No.24341111

>>24341070
I won't?
Why are you assuming bitch. I am here learning the whole day and reading and replying to everyone.
Are you a roody-poo candy ass?

>> No.24341117

>>24341088
I assume nothing.
>My parents buy every single item and pay for every checkup and every demand my kid(s) have/will have. But they won't give me anything because I well damn should be able to earn money
Why would their will be any different?

>> No.24341161

>>24341111
CHECKEM

>> No.24341321

>>24341111
Checked.
The truth hurts, but then again you didn't come here if you wanted nothing but affirmation.
Listen to these anons or be forever poor, you brainlet: >>24340338 >>24340872

>> No.24341414

>>24341321
YES I SAID IT AND I AM ALREADY TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION THEIR ADVICE.
T H A N K S B R A I N I A C

>> No.24341508
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24341508

>>24341414
Damn, OP getting some nice digits in his own thread. Have a bump.

>> No.24341605

>>24341508
Yeah thanks dude this assholes wont appreciate nothing (with exception to some frens)

Please answer me this if you have the knowledge:
1. I want to trade in my Exodus wallet for example buy BTC with ETH then buy ETH with BTC when I get a feel for the market, but people say that I should trade on an exchange. What does that mean?
I want to trade inside my wallet why is it so bad?

Also how is the Exodus wallet always have all this cryptocurrencies on hand to allow me to exchange between them?
I understand they earn a fee but still (what really happens when I exchange my ETH for BTC inside my Exodus wallet??)

Thank you

>> No.24342023

>>24337892
>>24337785
This guy is right about everything but the kids. I've never understood why people say kids are expensive.
>birth
>vaccs
>diapers/formula/wipes
>clothes
>birthday
>K-12 education
>car
>healthcare
>ER
>college

That's about it and college usually accounts for a little under half the estimate. You don't need to send your kid to "college" for them to be successful (unless they're in medical/teaching). Use clot diapers and a home depot bucket to wash them in to save thousands of dollars. Birthdays are overrated I literally return 90% of the garbage my kids get from relatives and buy them more shit for their obstacle course in the backyard. Homeschooling cost is comparable to public cost if you can afford the lost income and it has much better results. Have your kid buy their own car, just make sure they know how to earn it. I just saved you $120,000 per child.

My wife is the most expensive part of my life.

>> No.24343036

>>24341605
since nobody is fuckin answering and im from EU, leave some burner/fake email so i can write something to you tomorrow. its 3am and im going to bed, will refresh thread tomorrow and if you leave email i will shoot you a message with some basic knowledge lost kid.

>> No.24343054

>>24337677
I still have to try that pretzel burger at Wendy's one day

>> No.24343119

>>24343036
Dude I have no burner email, but please start a thread when you can tomorrow and start it with
the words "taurine tiamin" so I will search for the thread.
That way more people will learn not just me.
Thanks eurodude

>> No.24343179

>>24343036
also 90% of traders lose 100% of their money in first month of trading, remaining people lose it in 3-12 first months. there's like few people that live from trading (not investing and holding).

daytraders are getting beat up by algos,bots,manipulated markets,fake leverage scam wicks etc.

spot trading wont give you enough profit so you can sustain with small amount invested.

basically you are fucked from the start, the play here is to get some fuckin job asap, start going in small.

doing research,but first you have to learn how to do research, and even after you do it- you might fuckin lose it all.

put money in crypto in 2018, went all-in, hail mary attempt.

5 projects
4 of them died, minus 80-90% losses
1 prevailed chainlink saved me, cashed out everything august.

crypto is a fuckin casino, you can literally go play texas holdem with that money or do any other gambling with same results.

research/fundamentals =/= market price.

LINK was being held hostage for years, probably 40-70% anons who held it originally from 2017/18 capitulated/sold too early way below 5$ per piece. thats just a story.

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24343386

>>24340953
>sensitive about being called a nigger
> no job
>no skill
>nothing to offer the world
>pump out 2 kids with no means to support
>future crypto investor with a double digit portfolio
>taking handouts

>> No.24343689

>>24338464
This. Get that pregant wife on Onlyfans ASAP before she shits out the kid and the gravy train has left the station.

Also start a delivery-only restaurant in your home and have the Uber Eats pajeets deliver your food

>> No.24343691

>>24343119
>>24343179
Phoneposting eu from bed, create some fuckin gmail right now you retard and post itt i will shoot you an email this weekend with some basic shit. If not take care, last post

>> No.24343863

>>24340953
>you are talking to a future crypto investor

>> No.24343901

>>24337677
Just apply for gibs to help with paying for the kid, it’s not just for niggers you know.

>> No.24344858

>>24337961
I googled your private address and it came up in multiple instances of begging. You're a nigger or a smart pajeet. Congrats on successfully begging