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My sister and her boyfriend (a black man) are coming over for a meal and a lesson on trading crypto. I have not met him before. What meal should I prepare and what coin should I shill them? Thanks in advance.

>> No.24336201

>>24336156
Shill them XRP

>> No.24336224

I think you're the one that shall be receiving a lesson, a lesson of DICK

>> No.24336241

>>24336156
>and a lesson on trading crypto

good god, why?

>> No.24336243

>>24336156
Make them pump xrp up to 90 cents again

>> No.24336245

Execute them both soon as they step through the door

>> No.24336250

>>24336156
oh god is it too late to cancel?

>> No.24336271

i shudder at the thought of taking responsibility for anyone else's crypto trades.

>> No.24336273

if you want to stand out and be popular amongst the crowd always talk about INJ.

INJ brings decentralisation to the forefront.

>> No.24336293

>>24336156
Shill them niggercoin obviously.

>> No.24336312
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24336312

Fellas, I found a post about duckdao.io, the first crypto incubator. Does anyone take part in this platform?
Seems like their DDIM tokenomic shows great results

>> No.24336318

>>24336156
>(a black man)

Das racis

>> No.24336333

>>24336156
Fried watermelon in a grape soda sauce and shill him the dollar and how to get a job to work for it...also decorate the place with lots of looped ropes they love that shit...perfect evening

>> No.24336358

>>24336156
fried chicken
tell them to 100x short chainlink

>> No.24336371

>>24336333
"Get" in...kek approves

>> No.24336380

>>24336156
fried chicken and watermelon
xrp, bch or bsv

if you want them to profit then btc, eth and link or monero

>> No.24336382

>>24336156
N

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>>24336156
>My sister and her boyfriend (a black man) are coming over for a meal and a lesson on trading crypto.

>> No.24336385

>>24336156
BREEV

>> No.24336388
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24336388

>>24336156
You serve watermelon and fried chicken. And you shill him "go back to africa you dirty shit skin nigger" it's a new low cap defi token

You also show him this webm so he gets the fucking message

>> No.24336403

did the same, but it was my brother and her chick.

made 400$ in from of them, they wanted to learn, but they normal/lazy cucks.

>> No.24336457

>>24336388
> that'll do pig.

>> No.24336477

>>24336156
Serve those subhumans a couple of bananas and shill them xrp or 0xbtc.

>> No.24336491

>>24336156
just go out anon. why on earth would you promise to teach anyone how to trade crypto? they will just lose what little money they have then hold you responsible for their shit decision making

>> No.24336538

>>24336156
KFC, TRX

>> No.24336541

>>24336156
Depends on if you want to live or not.
Live = serve food that you would normally eat
Die = serve chicken and waffles along with grape soda and watermelon, topping it all off with cone-shaped napkins and a tiny BLM flag on the waffles
As for crypto, teach them about the historical trends of BTC and what to look for in trends as a whole rather than a specific coin.
If you normally eat chicken and waffles along with grape soda and watermelon, I'd advise cooking something else like fillet mignon, just something simple. You don't want your name tarnished by society, because they will ruin it if you're not careful.

>> No.24336568

>>24336156
tell them to buy PNK lmao

>> No.24336570

Lobster, xrp

>> No.24337290

A pair of bananas and coconuts

>> No.24337761

>>24336156
>What meal
Ricin
>coin
tron or xrp

>> No.24337779

>>24336388
but it's India, not Africa.

>> No.24337791

>>24336156
Have them go top 10 weighted by market cap.

>> No.24337792 [DELETED] 

>>24336156
Fried chicken and XRP

>> No.24337850

>>24336156
Fried chicken with purple drank. Watermelon for dessert.
Shill them on XRP and TRX.

>> No.24337914

>>24336541
Cuck

>> No.24337950
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24337983

Just breev

>> No.24337985

>gf asked if she could throw like £50 into my portfolio because she doesn’t have a clue about crypto
>try explain to her about market volatility, the cost of gas fees making her gains negligible, and the fact that id be shouldering all the risk for her with zero benefit to myself
>by the time I’ve finished she’s already gotten completely distracted by something else and didn’t pay attention to a single word I said
I love women, they’re cute and soft and smell good, but they’re also fucking retarded.

>> No.24338000

>>24336477
In what world are those two even remotely similar, XRP is king of centralisation and 0xBTC is king of decentralisation.

You want those people to be rich? shill them 0xBTC, otherwise stay poor and buy XRP

>> No.24338396

NO WAY OUT

>> No.24338445

>>24336156
PASTA AND YFI

>> No.24338483

>>24336156
Get a bucket of kfc and shill them xrp

>> No.24338787

I wanna see your bbc lover bitch sister getting anally destroyed by him

>> No.24338856

>>24338000
He's implying that they're both shitcoins.

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>>24336156
what do they look like OP? is your sister hot?

>> No.24339052

>>24338964
would watch her get blacked and offer to clean her out afterwards.

>> No.24339059

>>24338856
No shit sherlock, that's why I made the difference really clear.

0xBTC is nothing like the centralised shit that is XRP.

DYOR and dont believe the salty biztards that bought high and sold low.
0xBTC is the first and only sustainable mineable coin on Ethereum, miners will have no other viable option on Ethereum when Eth2 launches

>> No.24339086

>>24336245
This.

>> No.24339365

>>24337985
Some are smart, but then they're either unattractive or cold/disaffectionate.

>> No.24339381

>>24336156
>What meal should I prepare and what coin should I shill them?
Cook him fried chicken, watermelon, with orange drink. Shill him nano

>> No.24339442

>>24336156
Fried chicken and watermelon.
Pump XRP to him, I can spend his money just as good as anyone else's.

>> No.24339471

>>24336156
shill BREEV, the nog will eat it up

>> No.24339472

>>24336388
Why don't they leave the pig alone to enjoy it's meal

>> No.24340578

>>24336156
Doordash some kfc man

>> No.24341032

>>24336156
>(((a black man)))
I can just tell you’ve never had sex

>> No.24341050

surf

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>>24336156
tell that nigger to buy Potcoin, cause all hes good for is selling weed and making welfare babies.

>> No.24341198

>>24336156

Cuck OP, cuck

>> No.24341238

>>24336271
i bought crypto for a friend with money they gave me and i was holding it on kucoin when the hack happened bc they were dragging their feet setting up a wallet
i'm still stressed

>> No.24341253

>>24336156
You should throw that nigger out of your house and make love to your sister.

>> No.24341301

>>24336156
poison that nigger's meal

>> No.24341558

>>24341253
stunningly redpilled