/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24333906
>sounds like a great idea sweetie!
>i can help manage it!
>let me setup all the tech stuff. dont worry about it baby
>*secretly siphon 50% of profit*

she is going to leave your worthless ass and both of you are likely to neck yourselves before 35

Based. Pimp her out, and invest the income she generates. That way when you inevitably break up, you show her how much money you made by investing while she pissed her money away on Starbucks, weed and wine

>>24333906
yes, yours is best strategy. now that you've identified she's just a whore make some money off her then dump her after a year or two and get a better tradwife

>>24333960
whiteknight

>>24333906
fuck her on cam
split money and split her cunt at the same time

>>24334047
This duh

>>24333906
You know how I know your a fucking Hillbilly Redneck trash.
You wanna watch your girl slam dragons in her orifice for $.

/biz/ supplies about a dozen 5-10x every year.

>>24333906
she's a whore, you'll be making better profit by pimping her out to local old men
video tape her getting gangbanged by aids ridden niggers and upload the vids on pornhub behind a paywall

>>24333947
This, plus fuck other chicks any time you want. Then, put all the proceeds into >ETH and dump her.

>>24333960
:(

>>24333906
Lmao if your gf actually accepts those terms she’s unironically not worth your time. Imagine being with someone who doesn’t have any self-respect, let alone respect for their partner. I guarantee you if you say yes she’s gonna give you jack shit, and if you say no she’ll do it anyway.

>>24333906
totally disgraceful, op. Your ancestors are ashamed

>>24333906
Kys

>>24333906
You and your gf sound like scum. Someone else called it here, she's going to do it with or without your consent. Same goes for taking BBC behind your back.

>>24333906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq9zIJomvgc

Listen to this song, anon. You're piggy. A cautionary tale of Reaganaut greed straight from the eighties. A must listen

I would start pimping her onlyfans then encourage meetups for more cash while taking a percent knowing the whole time I was going to dump her for being a dirty whore

MY BITCH A CHOOSY LOVER, NEVER FUCK WITHOUT A RUBBER
NEVER IN THE SHEETS, LIKE IT ON TOP OF THE COVER
MONEY ON THE DRESSER, DRIVE A KOMPRESSOR
TOP NOTCH HOES GET THE MOST, NOT THE LESSER
TRASH LIKE TO FUCK WITH FORTY DOLLARS IN THE CLUB
FUCKIN' UP THE GAME, BITCH, IT GETS NO LOVE
SHE BE CROSS COUNTRY, GIVIN' ALL THAT SHE GOT
A THOUSAND A POP, I'M PULLIN' BENTLEYS OFF THE LOT
I SMASHED UP THE GRAY ONE, BOUGHT ME A RED
EVERY TIME WE HIT THE PARKIN' LOT WE TURN HEADS
SOME HOES WANNA CHOOSE BUT THEM BITCHES TOO SCARY
YOUR BITCH CHOSE ME, YOU AIN'T A PIMP, YOU A FAIRY

Cuck shit

I would like to hear your opinion about gotEM. I hear a lot of awesome predictions about GTX and they have cooperated with Cointiger. Seems like the success is on the way.

she is probably going to make no money at all

>>24335894
unless she's fucking someone else it's more akin to pimping than cuckoldry

>>24335795
This is the text version of all the find myself/time to settle down big vagina memes