/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24333638
I DONT KNOW WHICH MEMES TO BUY

Hold GME calls through earnings? I only got 3 left, Jan 2021 expiry.

this is the based real thread

>>24333666

CLF for now fren, rest is pajeetcore(spacs) or shit that is already falling with no floor to land on (PLTR & CRSR)

>>24333675
we are here for the squeez. hold

>>24333677
>>24333695

>This is the CLF thread

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24333666
Buy the PLTR dip, Satan. George Soros is already involved and lying about selling all his shares. You'll fit right in!

>>24333695
I feel like I’m too late for clf

Buy CLF and also watch my stream on twitch (cowo)

>>24333716

it is what it is s(pajeet)c

best holds for going into 2021?

>Open broker
>Stuff not moving
>Oh right

Awesome week. IV on some of my short puts countered the delta wins but that's just temporary. Only 0.4% today but it is what it is.

Closing my Robinhood account and moving to TDA my niggers

>>24333666
>>24333721

FUCKING WITNESSED

>>24333716
I'm not shilling this shit. Don't rope me into this.

Theyre going to throw another hissy fit and short it all again.

>>24333755
Why? Is Robinhood as shit as people say?

>>24333725

still hasnt reached fair value and still has a huge upside, it just wont be a pump and dump, unless reddit comes in.

>>24333418
>missed out on Bitcoin dip in September
>missed out on CIIC despite having only 5 shares @ $10
>Had PLTR at debut, sold @ $10
>Found both NIO and CRSR around $20, never invested in them
>bag held UVXY thinking the election would cause a stock market crash + lockdowns
>missed the election pump

>>24333675
Roll over to April? It's only an additional ~$1 premium too with how crazy IV is, like lel what the fuck April 30c's are $2.5/share. Your Jan calls get fucked if Sherman is too pussy to give a guidance

>>24333803
Anything else?

GME whoa

CRSR chads, anyone else just hope we hit 36 for the full retrace so we can start the road to 60?

also shill me your meme stocks that are not PLTR

>>24333793
>not just lying down and taking fraud up the ass and letting it be is 'throwing a hissy fit'
inb4 I'm a 'Trump cultist'

>>24333801
Either he has a margin call or he's broken 4 figures.

INAQ CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>>24333819

if that fundamentally doesn't drive you to get in a small position then no.

>>24333825
I bought moon cause it looks okay but i dont know shit

>>24333675
there absolutely no fucking way im holding my calls through earnings. ive got like 400 shares im perfectly fine holding but i got bogged on my 11/20 calls that i held through a 150% gain only to expire worthless. ill buy april calls when they get IV crushed. if not ill still make money on the runup and the shares

>>24333666
UTZ.
They have a black friday sale with free shipping if you wanna try their chips.
https://www.utzsnacks.com/

>>24333831
Why is breaking 4 figs a big deal? Does RB start charging you fees or some shit?

>SRAC merging with Momentus with merger in Jan 2021
>Momentus is a last mile, multi satellite delivery vehicle
>Launching satellite on the SpaceX Falcon shuttle launch on Dec. 18
>Contracts with SpaceX, NASA, Lockheed Martin
>Patented water propulsion technology to deliver satellites

THIS IS THE WORST TIME TO BUY. YOU SHOULD WAIT ANOTHER SIX WEEKS. WAIT UNTIL THE STOCK IS REALLY LOW AND THEN BUY BEFORE THEY GO BELLY UP. THEY WILL CONTINUE PLUMMETING, SO BUY LOW AND SELL LOWER.

>>24333793
Biden destroyed Clinton's votes in almost every county of this country.

Who /uranium/ here? Thinking about buying in. Seeing lots of convincing stuff regarding short term U308 supply shortage and long term reinvestment by governments in nuclear.
But I also see a lot of these uranium investors complaining about how overvalued tech stonks are. Is money really going to rotate into commodities?

>>24333856

https://qz.com/1923013/momentus-ipo-is-complicated-by-russian-ceo-barred-from-its-tech/

Shoo shoo pajeet

>>24333852
>Look on website because I want pretzels
>see that they own Hawaiian brand potato chips

I didn't even know and those are like my favorite brand, I bought like 5 cases last time they had them at Costco, might have to go all in

>>24333804
i am in the same boat and the only thing i can say is learn to buy and hold.

day trading and even swing trading is for fucking faggots if you were to bough one stupid contract of this shit and held it to the end of this year you would of made at least 300k right now on this stupid shit.
probably a millionaire

>>24333825

ill get back in once reddit leaves.

Everything is going to dump hard after Biden is sworn in, right?

>>24333827

>>24333793
>>24333894

>>24333810
I looked at April's premiums and that's why I asked. I held through Q2 earnings and got bogged on them. I might just sell 2 and hold 1 through earnings in case the fabled le squeeze happens.

>>24333849
Ya good call I might just sell 2 and hold just 1 through earnings.

>>24333825
Anon, we're going to 27.50 - 29.50

>>24333894
Oh yeah he did and he also got more niggers to vote for him than Obama if you can believe that.

>got in PLTR early
>starts rising
>Reddit starts noticing it
>WSB is literally lock down for a moment due to all the PLTR shilling
>dumps right afterwards
Like fucking clockwork. I swear, /smg/ should just make a portfolio that shorts WSB.

>>24333930
No. It's going to dump as he appoints goons and enacts policy. Biden's too much of an established liar to price in anything he says.

>>24333930
probably not

LGVW woke up

>>24333930
MN fag here to say yes walz is a giant faggot
also no, it isn't going to dump.

>>24333930
Hmm, most likely the opposite anon...
Biden being sworn in removes another level of uncertainty in the current climate.

Trump staying is BAD for market, Trump currently is BAD for markets.

>>24333894
>state
Yes
>County
No, Biden got a historic number of votes in a historically small number of counties.

>>24333793
I actually believe this will happen. Already tempered and folded my hands 1000 times.

hey look we finally find out what the /smg/ queen's position is

OPTIMARINES ASSEMBLE!

>>24333972
any reason for that? the fib is at 36

>>24333976
Trump did get more black voters than he did in 2016, but turnout was like the highest it has ever been. So yeah Biden did damn good.

>>24334017
MaddieASMR is best ASMR meat sleeve

>>24333844
I have one

>>24334017
so she waited until $14 to shill her position at $11? why?

>>24334022
>>24334012

comfy pics

>>24333827
kek

>>24334016
I should also mention I have placed bets on Trump winning months back

>>24334022
IM STILL FUCKIN HODLIN!

Is tqqq really shitty? I bought it randomly and it went up 20%

>>24334037
Doesnt matter how many niggers voted for Obama more of them voted for Biden in 2020 because if they didnt they werent black.

>Apply for like 10 jobs everyday
>one or two get back to me immeditaly
>Great energy fun environment....ect
>literally just a door to door sales for solar, or verizon
How the fuck do I find a job? I have a bachelors and plans for secondary school but im losing hope bros...help me see the light

>>24334048
>SEE GUYS?!!! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!
That's why

>>2433s4085
It move whichever way the NQ moves each day but 3x that

>>24334084
based

>>24333833
13.75 open and close lol cringe
APTX is chad

>>24334085
no, tqqq is fucking based
keep cash on hand for a fire sale if it happens though

>>24334048
i dunno but she's richer than most people here so she's not the thot signal we feared

i cant laugh at her now if my portfolio is only ~$30K

>>24334104
Bachelor in what anon?
It better be STEM related.

>>24334104
The first step is to stop waging.

>>24334104
Get a call center job so you can get paid to make gains and post with us like me

>>24334085
Easy come, easy go.

>>24334125
Invest in SRAC to ride the moon tarp wave.

>>24334163
basedx and SRACpilled

>>24333825
INAQ

>>24333638
What a boring day of trading. There's almost no volatility.

>>24334032
The trend got his neck snapped and the chance of us re-testing the beginning of the trend has the highest probability like always

>>24334048
Pump her bags, if you know what I mean

>>24334104
This is the time of year when warehouses and retail take anyone with a pulse. Literally I was a diagnosed autist with no work experience in my 20s but being a seasonal order picker, box packer, and truck loader was my first work experience which allowed me to get other work experience.

>>24334112
this is what i suspect, as i think she is too retarded to do the more nefarious thing which is >>24334201

>>24334139
Not stem, Pre law grad with psych, ethics minor. Dumb decision but at least i enjoyed college?

>>24334140
I havent even started waging and i need some cash to pay the debt collector.

>>24334148
How do i find one lol, working from home is based atm.

When is MARA going back up bros??

>>24333919
They have a lot of snack brands and keep buying more. Their most recent pump was from acquiring a tortilla chip brand and salsas. They're really trying to go toe to toe with Frito Lays.

>>24334233
When BTC breaks past ATH

>>24334224
>Not stem, Pre law grad with psych, ethics minor.

Jesus fuck anon I was expecting a humanities degree but with an ethics and psych minor god damn.
Invest in either webdev or rope

>>24334233
bitcoin got shit on by Trump. Give it a few days and it'll probably recover. I still hold my shares and calls.

>>24334224
I used zip recruiter to find mine

Was looking at APXT's 10K report and saw Jeff Epstein is a beneficial owner..

>>24334242
Utz girl is a cute!

>>24333998
I have faith in LGVW, you’ll all see when the Butterfly soars in 2021

>>24334207
Do i really just nut up and take the job working with retards who barely even graduated highschool? I realize my degree is wortlesss but damn. Im 22 and have been working since i was 15
Im never going to get lucky with family connections or that nature, im building this network myself. and its fucking dry

>>24334224
F

You got any contacts you could use?

>>24334273
>Siu Min Wong
is she related to Sum Ting Wong?

kinda glad im out of gme now. ill probably miss a few bucks but this shit had me stressed for weeks

>>24334104

I legit took a part time nights and weekend as a stocker at my local supermarket. Pretty much doesn't get in way of trading hours and it's decent side money to fill the gap. If you want an actual white collar gig you're going to be fighting against 80+ applicants for that position unless you know someone on the inside for a referral. Alternatively find a side hustle that can generate a small profit not meme picking on the market.

>>24334273
Did you think he was actually dead? lol...

>>24334242
I've got 4 Jan $25c's right now, and I'm planning on buying more calls as I earn more cash with other stuff, seems like a comfy mid to long hold and isn't helping a faggot who spams and splits threads constantly

>>24334293
If you're prelaw, go to law school or work as a paralegal lol wtf

so are we thinking PLTR is actually in a downtrend? the fibs said it was going to go to $36 before an actual big dump. we dont think that nigger citron has enough sway to ACTUALLY make it retrace 33% on his word alone, right? he's basically not been correct once this year
i would love it it dumped so i could buy more but i dont see it for now

>>24334260
Its basically a humanities degree, "Criminal Law"
Jesus, im never gonna pay my loans kek.
Minors really mean nothing either way, just looks better than having no minor

>>24334309
>$6.18
$6.18
>$6.18
$6.18
>$6.18
$6.18
>$6.18
$6.18

btw pic related for someone finally explaining the schizo posting on yahoo

>>24334309
Its pics like this that make me scared of shorting something ever.

>>24334293
The biggest problem warehouse jobs have is attendance. Just by showing up, doing the job, and not being a brainlet, I was promoted from seasonal to part-time to full-time to problem-solver. I had a good relationship with my supervisors because they could depend on me. When I got a better job they congratulated me and became my references.

>this is the man who stopped PLTR

>>24334359
Think it's gonna sway by whatever the other fucking losers have to say on Monday. They'll either say nothing and the sentiment will be who gives a fuck and buy the dip or more downgrades come. I'm Looking to accumulate shares either way.

>>24334224
Get a psych major, you’ll have work in almost every city in the US. Get a psych minor and you’ll be homeless.
<- cozy psychologist who has a cozy job helping young adult addicts

>>24334359
>falling for the citron fud
literally the equivalent of the 2017 china bans btc fud

>>24334171
I ironically hold SRAC, as I believe their water plasma propulsion technology is a game changer for the burgeoning space infrastructure business. Companies no longer have to use or maintain infrastructure for expensive inert gases like Xenon or Krypton or toxic/expensive fuels like Hydrazine. It has even been tested in space already. Momentus has plans to scale to larger satellite delivery vehicles, with the eventual development of a reusable satellite delivery bus. They even vaguely indicate some sort of persistent vehicle for orbital maintenance like de-orbiting and repair services. The "repair" component can mean all kinds of things... especially to three letter agencies like the NRO or CIA.

>>24334359
>fib anon said CRSR dip bottom is 36
>Now this idiot is saying that 36 is the top for PLTR

what?

>>24334422
Is the tech real or is it an exaggerated scam?

>>24334359
CRSR is following GME's pattern from the last week of October. I would not be surprised to see PLTR follow a similar pullback after its crazy +200%

TA matters more than what some people would like to admit. These algo bots are hungry to fill in every gap even if it doesn't make sense fundamentally (for GME especially after MSFT partnership)

>>24334447
the tech is real, they're sending it up on a SpaceX rocket next month (maybe January?) but it's definitely going up there

>>24334407
I was a psych major for 2 years and switched. My degree is basically psych and jobs of those nature interest me.
Whats your position? title?
>>24334390
Yeah it is a really solid base, cant deny that, my references are a little lacking.
>>24334341
and yeah maybe ill just get that paralegal cetificate
>>24334316
What are /smg/ side hustles besides stock?

>>24334399
Kek
How much longer before they dox him?

>>24334399
This made my day, dumb fat jew

>>24334359
lemon was getting trashed in the comments to his tweet. you need trusy in your hands forged in the fires of mordor.

I don't want to be too greedy, and risk sounding like a Redditor, but if PLTR starts to seriously dip, I'm buying more.

>>24334447
It's already been successful.

>>24334390

Only warehouses hiring here is just amazon, but from what I'm getting from others the jobs a revolving door since turnover is about 1-2 weeks before the next batch rolls in. They've been offering lots of benefits and a sign up bonus these days, but I doubt anyone not young, desperate, or ignorant would take the bait.

>>24334104
>Getting a job in 2020
lmao...
Here's what you're in for:
>Shotgun apply everywhere
>Algos will toss your resume in the trash before a human gets to see it just because it doesn't have some arbitrary keywords on it
>Wait 3 weeks, applying daily in that time
>Get tons of fake/marketing position emails because now even job listings are a scam where they just sell your info and make profit from you
>Finally get a legit offer
>First interview over phone with HR stacy who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing
>No response for two weeks
>Second interview over Skype/Zoom with HR stacy
>She will have zero technical knowledge in the field you're applying for so everything you say will go over her head and you can visibly see her eyes glaze
>No response for a month
>Third interview will be in person with hiring manager and HR stacy
>Interview goes well, hit it off nicely with hiring manager, think you've got it in the bag
>No updates
>Email them 2 weeks later asking for an update
>Get ghosted indefinitely
>Repeat until your jadedness starts to show in your interviews and you no longer get scheduled for a second one

why is TDA frozen?

>>24334469
absolutely true. Trust me fren

>>24334470
u don't need a paralegal cert. to start working, just find an entry level position for $13 an hour, work hard, and build ur reputation. In the NYC area paralegals with a few years experience can get paid up to $70k plus benefits

>>24334447
>Link would help
https://spacenews.com/momentus-el-camino-real-results/

>>24334338
To be fair, he hasn't split threads in a while or shilled it in the OP
He does still post his stream constantly though (how has he not been banned for advertising?)
I respect him taking a large position - but I am still skeptical that Chinese steel/iron will undercut his position in the years to come on his LEAPs + general economic slowdown; I think we're heading slowly into a global depression and iron/steel will fall [maybe the vaccine will save it, but the debt problems are too large]
At least he has $$$ on the line - I respect someone who puts their $$$ where their mouth is, and he has been right so far - if it continued he would be able to exercise the calls, no need to sell them / liquidity isn't an issue (this doesn't forgive the threadsplitting and OP shilling) He's been shilling it since ~$7 and it's now at $11.30 - 'you can't fight with scoreboard'

>>24334359
I'M HODLING ON TO PTLR AND NEVER LETTING GO

>>24334447

100% scam

https://qz.com/1923013/momentus-ipo-is-complicated-by-russian-ceo-barred-from-its-tech/

>>24334497
>stock goes up +100%
>no i dont buy
>goes up +300%
>no too expensive
>dips -15%
>now i buy!!!

WHY ARE MY ORDERS NOT GOING THROUGH

NUMI bro nooooo.

...he just wanted to make his frens rich

>>24334522
Nigger, it's literally already been tested in space last year. They even already demonstrated the ability to recover from a potentially catastrophic event (the fuel system initially froze).

>>24334428
the fib anon i was speaking to two nights ago showed me his fib lines and it had the most recent hard rejection at $36 for PLTR. I have no idea about CRSR, I have been hearing about $36 about support but am not sure if thats based on fibonacci or that same anon. im not in CRSR but i might be interested in selling a put at that level if it happens, other than that im ignorant

I sold PLTR at $30, should I buy now?

LGVW shills, why the fuck am I in the red?

>>24334527
but paralegal im literally just the lawyers bitch, dont make good money, and will most likely be worked to the bone, with little to no reward.
Ill keep that in mind. I live in that general area

>>24334519
You dont even know how many times ive been through this.....I actually gave up for a couple months trying to get back into it now, fuck betting.

>>24334521
>>24334565
the market closed at 1PM anon
are you OK?

>>24334533
I don't deny CLF is a good company, I just hate that cunt with a burning passion

I have 10g for an ETF. MOON or ARKK? I feel like the former has more growth potential but definitely more volatile

>>24334470

My personal side hustle is reselling collectible stuff. High premiums and demand but it doesn't come without its disadvantages. You do have to set aside a pool of funds to stay liquid on in case an opportunity arises, not to mention to know the market very well as well as contacts to liquidate the stuff or else you'll be bagholding a turd that people will lowball you for.

>>24334625
that's fair

>>24334635
Gamestop

>>24334611
If you didn't wanna be anybody's bitch you should've went to plumber school after high school and started your own business. You're not gonna make it with that mentality, despite what /biz/ tells you. With that being said, paralegal jobs open many opportunities to you.DESU wished that I had done paralegal jobs while doing my undergrad because I would most likely be debt free by now and moving on with my next move in life.

Did that citron imbecile talk shit about PLTR? Is that why it tanked?

If that's the case no one should worry, everything he talks about tanks for a day and then rockets the next.

Kinda wanna just post my resume and have you guys roast me
Honestly where am i going to find better advice?

>>24334652
not an etf retard

>>24334591
hmm, maybe it was the same guy and I just missed his PLTR meme lines

after hours is still open until 5 est
dead as fuck though

https://www.marijuanamoment.net/congress-will-vote-on-federal-marijuana-legalization-next-month-house-leadership-announces/
remember weed holders, buy the rumor, sell the news

Is THCB a good buy???

>>24334656
there were too many people waiting to take profits on PLTR in the first place if a single person talking shit about it made it tank
all the bearish articles on GME didn't do jack shit on it until it went up too fast and pussy hands got weak and took their profits

>>24333717
Holy shit, that was fucking stupid. Do you have the ability to explain concepts with out chaining together buzzwords and sounding like a pretentious douche?

>>24334656
Should I rebuy?

>>24334687
THCB, APTX, HCAC, RMG

>>24334639
>reselling collectable stuff
what stuff lmfao Should i sell weed as a side hustle
>>24334655
Paralegal jobs really seem like the most sensible move yes anon...but in my experience thats a job where they hire within, family freinds

>>24334667
ETFs are for retard pussies, retard

>>24334715
lmao newfag detected

>>24334639
I liked that side hustle thread that was on here a while ago where that one guy talked about his grave robbing gig

>>24334715
You have to go back

>>24333891
This but three months

Also Hcac is a based stock boys


Wheres the poll guy he needs to make a pol about who here has even graduated highschool or not

>>24334623
no ;-;

>>24334724
Lot's of these paralegals have been in these law firms for decades, but the pandemic is creating demand for young people who know how to use a computer. Keep trying.

>>24334715
You are alright newfag

>>24334715
Anon.....

>>24334715
kek, lurk more or fuck off to reddit

>>24334732
ETFs are based for people that have cash they dont just want lying around collecting dust. When I want to buy, I trim the ETF and buy.

NASDAQ all time high today = red market Monday - [all time high on a Friday = red Monday] Consolidation = good buying opportunities - buy on red days!
Unless there is more vaccine news over the weekend, like has been trotted out for the past 3 weekends in a row to prop up the market - then we pump again

>>24334359

buying back when pajeetcore and reddit is out. maybe 20 dollars? waiting on crsr to do the same thing.

>>24334715
HAHA YES EPIC TROLL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

>>24334656
Institutions were up 3.5x their average cost in 2 MONTHS if you account for the 33.50 peak today. Of course there was gonna be profit taking. The article is just an excuse to take them. They'll probably let shit cool off for a few days before it crabs up to a new ATH. PLTR was always a long term hold, so who cares.

>>24334283
>>24334600
I bleeding because of this piece of shit stock.
How high will BTFLY go?

>>24334715
to be fair u have to have high iq a very high iq to posted on this board

>>24334788
>NASDAQ all time high today
but that's wrong

Im going to eat my breakfast burrito now

Is investing $300 every month in Microsoft for about 20 years now stupid?

>>24334780
I was an intern with the police at my college
If i could stop smoking weed i could have probably just been a cop and gotten comfy pension. Cop life sucks tho. Maybe parole officer would be cool

>>24334660
do it

>>24334724

>what stuff lmfao

I'll leave that part to you to research anon.

>>24334808
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closing_milestones_of_the_NASDAQ_Composite
>Closing

>>24334497
Someone is going to take a mandatory ethics training course for this dip so you should definitely buy in

>>24334810
I hope it's good anon
I'm having thanksgiving leftovers

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24334835
yea ok chart says otherwise

>>24334810
I haven't ate yet today and all I had yesterday was a shitty french bread frozen pizza and a doughnut I had left over because everything was closed when I got off work

what should I get to eat after work?

>>24333638

So what's the explanation for the OP's pic? Why do all price increases happen at night?

>>24334715
Hi tourist

>>24334719
Cool thanks. Why are they all going up at the same time??

>>24334854
>not understanding the difference between intraday price and closing price

>>24334859
you know what the explanation is anon
you know damn well

>>24334788
So, PLTR won't recover on Monday?

>>24334808
The index itself, not futures.

>>24334822
No.

>>24334850
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir.
no you don't.

>>24334850
Holy shit, that was fucking stupid. Do you have the ability to explain concepts with out chaining together buzzwords and sounding like a pretentious douche?

>>24334822
Not really, as long as your not paying any commission on the trade or currency exchange charges.
But your better off investing in a actual global fund or tracker if your DCAing that way, less risk. There is no saying if Microsoft may have a fundamental shift in 15 years that leaves your holdings in need of selling, then you have to find a place for a very large amount of cash, possibly taxes.

>>24334715
You have to go back to WSB

>>24334719
Lol are you even looking at what you’re buying. APXT is being shilled, not APTX

>>24334859
shit when covid happened it was fucking crazy to see immediate 10-20 percent dips or rises RIGHT at closing time or opening time. It's why you need to know your shit and not panic sell. The change is going to happen when you have to least control and they love shorting people in panic selling right before close.

>>24334831
no i cant post my resume cause then you guys will find me throug linked in

>SNDL
weed stock that's starting to moon heavily. Worth a purchase?

>>24334715
>I'm here, with a new fag who fell for the bait.

>>24334552
I bought all my shares at below $15/share. Try again, redditor.

>>24334715
>being this new

>>24334859
Because that's when tribal trading hours are

>>24334958
Just edit out your personal info retard

>>24334904
It's totally possible it recovers - look at what happened to NIO the day after Citron published their report. With that said, the situation with NIO may be fundamentally different, in that NIO was bought by US pension funds, and had months to grow in valuation
However, if the market is red on Monday, especially tech market, it makes it harder in general for stocks to rise (google: "stock beta")
The probability I would assign to it recovering on Monday I would say 25-33% (I would be interested to hear your rationale and probabilities you would assign)

>>24334916
I have to pay 1,5% every time I trade with that saving plan. So, with every trade every monthI lose $3.

>>24333958
Kekies
magatards btfo

What do I buy to invest in the upcoming tourism boom?

>>24334850
>>24334912
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>24334912
You got mad at a copypasta. Ngmi

>>24335001
Tui. I'm already +20%.

>>24334983
Fact, but what if they find me through my past work? lmfao
I used to work for police force and it be really easy to find where i am

Your stale pasta doesn't even deserve a (You) faggot.

I just woke up with my eyes hurting because I dozed off in my chair with my contacts in.Turns out I didn't set up any of my orders before I fell asleep, my options pile expired today.

My account is nothing now, lost it all because I doses off before setting up sell orders, would have made 20% instead my account is down to $200.

Can i just go back to sleep?

>>24334912
Hey look mom, a Redditor!

>>24334715
Excellent bait

>>24335005
How do people save copypastas? do they just save them in .txt's or word docs? I've never had the urge to repost them so I don't know

>>24335075
You just type them from memory duh

>>24335044
kek

>>24334996
>I have to pay 1,5% every time I trade with that saving plan.
stop using wealthsimple

>>24334996
That is going to massively eat away your earnings.
Most people don't invest long term in single shares, not unless they are investing sizeable amounts and are experienced.

I would look into a global fund with primarily NA exposure. You can always do both, but a long term 300 a month for the rest of your working life needs to be something safer than a 1 bet option.

Many stocks used to be market leaders that are now completely slumped, people lose life savings this way.

>>24335035
leave out your references then

>>24334769
this but one month

>>24335035
holy fuck edit out anything incriminating

>>24335075
bro what im a navy seal

feelin comfy bros. unloaded 200 shares of PLTR @32 on reddit. GMHI mooned as I expected, sold some Cc on my shares for 400 premium. LGVW is looking promising. And I'm 20% cash waiting for dips on ARKK or PLTR

>>24335044
I've passed out day drinking and lost a bunch of money to anon its alright

>>24335115
>>24335121
please be patient, he was on a police force, he obviously has some kind of special needs

Anyone else FUCK UP and sell too early

Sold KCAC at 11.30 because paper hands
Held FSR to 18.30$ GAINS GAINS
Held GHMI to 13.60 and it jumps 2$ today when I sold yesterday

Im winning even with paper hands, but I am a FUCK UP

>>24335111
My plan was to dump $100 in MSCI World, $300 in Microsoft, $200 in Coca Cola every month and buy stocks every now and then not from Coca Cola or Microsoft.

>>24334835
I have nasdaq ath close at 12420, set on September 2.

>>24333855
> does RH charge fees over $10k?
No but the account holder will start wearing a tie while trading and think neon color price charts are beneath them.

Is there anything more satisfying than unloading your hot sticky PLTR bags onto Redditors?

Anyone approved for Level 2 options trading in a Vanguard Roth IRA? I've applied twice and been given Level 1 both times (sell covered calls, buy protective puts). This means I can't even buy calls or sell puts. I need to YOLO my retirement to coom kthx.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24335133
>Has gmi in ticker
Wow ygmi

>>24335173
im going to sell them some calls on monday, what a bunch of retards

Whats the advantage of shorting over buying a put?

>>24335176
just get robinhood and lie for dank option memes

Dunno if it was a mistake but I bought PLTR back @28.36 after selling @29.67

>>24335196
Gotta love them, they're a great way to tell when a stock is nearing its peak so you can shit out bags onto them while you go take a vacation.

>>24335184

one more time i will tell you to invest in MAB for easy longs

>>24335160
>420blazeit
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/statistical-milestones
hasn't been updated yet

>>24335160
Hang on, the ixic chart shows ath close was today. I don't know now.

>>24335159
I don't pick individal shares for my long term holdings and I'm a 6 fig fag. But it is up to you, you may want to read the risks of that.

Those two stocks are excellent holdings today, and seem like they will be forever. But shit changes, and market can turn around in after market and fuck your shit up on single shares. It happens.

Don't be with a platform which is charging for each trade, I'm not the USA but I know there will be platforms that allow you to buy funds for free, such as vanguard.

>>24335176
Alternatively, will Robinhood ever offer IRAs? Is society prepared for such degeneracy?

>>24335184
>only 10% of total position
Ok where did you steal this pic from?

>>24335156
this is why calls exist. Buy 1 call for every 100 shares you sell. The gains should pay for the calls entirely, and the calls will capture any further gains just in case

>>24335207
It could drop a bit more next week. It could even plummet to 22-25. Or perhaps it'll shoot up to 35 before going back down. Possibilities are endless once a stock enters the normiesphere.

If you're worried about short term volatility just don't open your broker. It's still a good longterm hold.

>>24335204
I have a Robinhood account for dank option memes. I want to YOLO my Roth IRA for tax-free gains.

>>24335184
was unironically thinking about nak bros today.... Wtf is going to happen?

>>24334592
Buy back into PLTR because it's at a dip.

>>24335176
so they approved you for level one but not level 2? Are you sure you didnt just mess up on your application?

im a student trading his CERB cheques (canada coronabux) away and even my bank approved my application

Reminder I told you to buy $XDSL at $0.034.

Why didn't you listen?

>>24335133
>Waiting for dip on PLTR

was todays not enough for you? retard

>>24335238

I don't think robinhood would ever attract the IRA crowd, being that it's bab's first brokerage. Even then, considering the fuckery that goes on around them I would be second guessing myself.

>>24335221
Okay i see the discrepancy. Confusion between nasdaq composite vs nasdaq 100.

>>24333891
>>24334769
>>24335120
You guys have been saying that shit ever since the march crash and the market has turned into the biggest bull market in history. Just fuck off.

>>24335232
So, you think I should invest more in 1 or 2 ETFs with fewer money, like $200 in total and buy stocks of different companies more often?

Predictions on next week for CRSR

>>24335244
Wow that actually sounds like solid advice, saving this post.

>>24335262
I'll continue to sell calls on my measly 100 shares, and then lose all of my initial $200 when they get delisted

>>24335148
BRO I was just an intern lol but all the cops were retard yes, As well as me fellow interns, expect for one, who was based.
Im not underestimating the retards on 4chan. but yeah ill do it gimme a sec.

>>24335243
some webull comment, its still funny though

give me 1 good reason not to switch my cash account to margin if i don't plan on using any leverage
still waiting for one

>>24335287
>Only 5%
I bought at 13 redditor, no need to get upset. I meant a real dip to like 16-20, one that will destroy all the normies

>>24335262
In 3-4 years it will rally when the Republican candidate for President starts pushing for it
Eventually, 5+ (maybe even 8+ years from now if Democrats win again in 2024) years from now, the US will need the metals so much that there will be another USACE ROD decision to approve it

>>24335258
>It could even plummet to 22-25
God I hope it drops that low. Would load the fuck up on 2023 calls.

>>24335343
let me guess you were the same idiot who was shilling for NIO to drop to 30

>>24335291
does etrade to IRA

UPWK or FIVERR? How much money will you guys dump into the airbnb IPO? thinking about 10k

>>24335286
>Exclusively trades penny shits
Yup I’m thinking based

I genuinely don't feel so good guys

Trump isn't going away and he is only getting stronger during the media blackout on him.

LGVW
Trust the plan. Mommy Cathie is in here with us

>>24335362
Listen, it's not my fault you bought at 30+. Learn your lesson and embrace my bags faggot

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>24335323

37-38 or wipsaw

>>24334022
YERRRR

>>24335406
>LGVW
Why are you still in on that?
HCAC

>>24334309
Did he fucking shorted Gamestop when the fucking PS5 and a new Xbox console were coming out?

Thank you HCACbro

>>24334550
Keep fudding it's not going to stop the price from going up

>>24335395
The OTC swamp is the best place to make gains.

Average 106% annualized returns over six years in this cesspool.

>>24335411

>talking to a redditor

why waste your time anon, anyone here invested between 9-13 dollars and sold between 29-33 today.

>>24335378

They do but you can't do naked options iirc. IRAs have some red tape on it where you're not allowed to take too dangerous trades even with like a 99.99% confidence you'll win it.

Can someone redpill me on why all this SPAC shit is being shilled all the sudden?

>>24335332


Therea nothing wrong with margin

Just dont let your position fall more tham 3 or 4%. Take the loss if it goes that way

>>24333638
I am sitting on 42k cash should I go all in on RBLX, sees gays as fuck but its really popular and they are doubling their server capacity at Digital Realty this month.

>>24335471
Spacs are the crypto of stocks it seems.
Theyll be burned out soon. But im gonna ride them out until they burn too.

>>24335471
New stocks go up faggot

>>24335481
when do they go public?

>>24335471

pajeetcore shills

>>24335411
30? Yeah for NIO I bought at 38, still made money. I didn't buy into PLTR until today's dip. Sorry to break it do you but there isnt going to be le ebic crash that destroys the normies. PLTR is a real company and its going to reach at least 50 EOY.

>>24335096
Should I buy pltr on Monday or will it crash further?

>>24335284
Yes.

>>24335458
Nice dude. I can’t trade otc shit in a TFSA, so maybe I’ll give it a try once I max mine out.

>>24335485
itll ride until shitty spac targets flood the market again, will last another year or 2 if superstars like Ackman and Chamath stay in the scene

>>24335332

Less likely to trigger good faith and free riding violations, only risk is you end up triggering PDT clause and need to front up 25 grand to clear the hurdle.

>>24335302
they'll say it for years until it crashes then say "see?" like they predicted it

>>24335500
>I didn't buy into PLTR until today's dip at 28
unironically ngmi. it'll see 19 before 50 and your weak hands will break lmao

>>24335481
they don't have a date yet , and they have not started the offering yet either. How the hell do you get in on the offering anyway before a stock it listed? Would I have to work for Roblox or be an actual broker?

>>24333633
>>24333633
>>24333633
recycle this faggot's thread

>>24335506
>he wants to wait until monday

the dip was today, anon.

>>24335500
true, Thiel is the most powerful fag in the world and most normies dont even understand what PLTR does

The fact that INAQ has a law firm looking to sue them means that INAQ's merger with metromile will be huge, get in while you can. There's no lawsuit pending, the law firm is just "investigating'. That's code for "hey shareholders please come forward and give us a case so we can get a piece of this absolute cash cow." Note that the entire purpose of INAQ is to acquire metromile so any lawsuit is retarded. It's just a sign that INAQ is gonna be big.

UXIN bros. We still in this?

>ohhh blank cheque?? i will poo in it, pls poo on blank cheque sir

>>24335525
You can things on the TSXV in a TFSA.

Not quite the same as the OTC though. FPX Nickel made me $60k this year though. Commodities have been a good play this year and they can all go in a TFSA.

I'd be careful about buying venture shit in there though considering the trading prohibition. Only long holds in there. Long holds are almost non-existent in penny land.

>>24335597
I sold my calls at open for a 100% gain

>>24335588
you have to be a broker but you can call your broker and you may get some shares i asked my broker because of the Airbnb IPO but they are a small bank so they might won't even get any shares but god speed i can buy 5-10k worth of airbnb stocks.

>>24335595
That firm investigates every SPAC. They're a troll.

>>24333930
Biden will not be sworn in, everything will collapse on cue when Trump secures legal victory

>>24335520
when i applied for options on my TFSA (also tax-free like Roth), it just asked me what kinda options I wanted. I was allowed to pick level 1 or level 2 since they weren't on margin anyways

obviously im a leaf not US, but if they let me play options tax-free, why wouldn't they let you when you guys even get free commission on trades unlike us

>>24335525
>I can’t trade otc shit in a TFSA
you can buy things whose underlying is listed on an approved exchange, e.g. Nintendo

>>24335634
Unlike Robinhood, unfortunately Vanguard actually reads the application and takes into account your investment experience.

>>24335488
POOPOOPEEPEE

>>24335614
Oh you’re the FPX shill aren’t you? I was looking at getting in a couple weeks ago when it dipped but never pulled the trigger. Wouldn’t you consider FPX a long hold though once they actually start up the mine?

>>24335412
Holy shit, that was fucking stupid. Do you have the ability to explain concepts with out chaining together buzzwords and sounding like a pretentious douche?

>>24335661
but how do you get experience in options trading if they don't approve you for options trading

I applied through my bank, not robinhood. They definitely need to be careful with me considering they also gave me a line-of-credit with a >$100K credit limit and only 2.95% interest

To be fair

>>24335690
They're likely never be starting up the mine. It'll probably get bought out by a bigger company long before that point, but yeah $FPX is straight money.

I'll be holding in some capacity until they get bought out.

>>24335735
it takes a very high IQ

>>24335697
First copypasta?

>>24335697
Have you been living under a rock?

>>24335481
I'm planning on moving a large chunk of my portfolio into Roblox. It's a gut feeling, like this could be one of the next big "make it" opportunities.

Give me one good reason not to go all in on NCLH.

>>24335809
Cruise lines may be dead for years

>>24335739
Ah so you’re looking for a buy out. Honestly with nickel being at a 52 week high right now, it seems like a decent play.

>>24333633
>>24333633
>>24333633
New

>>24335809
Bearish RSI Divergence

>>24335845
It's a no-brainer. Management continually keeps buying shares at higher and higher prices for a reason.

>>24334769
>>24335302
responding to jimmy memes

>>24334374
where is this from?

Any youtube series about stocks or should I just watch khanacademy? Already reading some books.

>>24335697
that's the joke.

What are some downsides to buying a warrant?