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you need 21

>>24328712
I went to buy some nuts and a nutcracker a couple days ago actually, but I was told the nut crackers aren't an essential item and they wouldn't sell them to me. So I just threw $5 on the counter and told them to call the cops

>Everything points to a $100K+ BTC in the coming years
yes

>>24328914
i could be your nutcracker

>>24329005
I'd just use pliers from my toolbox like I did for a decade before meeting my girlfriend... But no, "what if company comes over, they can't just use your dirty tools to eat with", so now I had to break the law to somehow get a nutcracker

>>24328914
What bullshit country do you live where they won’t sell a goddamn nutcracker

>>24328712
How does $61,250 sound?

>>24328914
in europe they've found a way around this. The cashier takes a pic of the item, sends it to the costumers email. costumer replies "indeed thats what i need" and now it's been ordered online and they may sell it lol fucking loco

>>24328914
>>24329361
What?

>>24329031
kek i thought you were joking

>>24329361
mo idea where you live bro but over here shops are open and if you want you can buy a truckload of nutcrackers, no questions asked

>>24329384
what they're telling us here is that we arent allowed to buy certain things in the store (non essential) but is the peeps from the store can prove you ordered it online then they're allowed to sell it to you lol.... They basically want to track everything you buy and do

>>24329511
What?!

>>24328712
Am I the only one who still puts a nut bowl out for the holidays?
The jew fears the nut bowl

>>24329591
what?!

>>24329655
Have you forgotten to take your meds? That >>24329361 is the most schizoid shit I've ever read.

>>24329707
well thats how it goes right now. we open schools and close resteaurants and pubs. certain parts of stores are closed off so people don't go out for shit items like a nutcracker. which helps agains the Rona and keeps it safer for everyone. Here's human lives come first then stores and money. Ah we'll see where america stands in a few months, Rona deaths wise

>>24329707
its really not that hard to follow

>>24329707
Also certain smaller stores don't have an online person/website so they gotta be creative to sell online in these uncertain times.

>>24328712

1 BTC to retire middle class
10 BTC to be top 1%
100 BTC to be a member of the ruling class

>>24329811
lol right!

>>24328914
only super soys use nutcrackers.

>>24329794
You literally had 2x the amount of cases and 5x the amount of deaths than the USA yesterday. Seethe harder europoor

>>24329095
Canada, it's that bad here. Stuff like some and underwear apparently aren't "essential" and can't be sold, but gummy worms, alcohol and cigarettes are lol

>>24329361
Absolutely buttfuck retarded, but wow does it sure make me feel "safe"

>>24329428
I wish anon, I wish I was. It even struck me as I was typing it that this is completely retarded and even I can't believe it's real life

>>24329971
>Stuff like some and underwear
Socks and underwear*

>>24329870
how much will make me feel happy

>>24330247

You will never be happy.

>>24329794
>Here's human lives come first then stores and money.
Aw yeah because corona virus knows not to infect anyone if they’re in a school or behind that roped off area! Let’s let a thousand people a day huff and puff and finger all your produce, but if you touch a nutcracker, you’re dead on arrival

>>24330370
/thread

>>24328712
>uh GUYS is 219464 bitcoins enough to make it

lol 'murica
"YOUR DELUSIONAL YOUR DEATHTOLL IS HIGHER! OURS IS NOT BECAUSE WE DON'T TEST!
Thats basically whats going on in america lel.
We test everyone and every death during coona will be counted as a ronadeath. which makes sense. In america its the other way around "oh he had a something before the rona so he died because of that , NoT tHe rOnA!??? derp! fucking keks

>>24329794
>>24329811
Dangerously fucked if serious

>>24332672
Europe had 5x the amount of deaths yesterday compared to USA.

>>24328712

What the fuck, we had exactly that, but I was really little.

>>24328914
and did the gym queen's eggs hatch yet?

>>24329923

And what do real men use?

>>24329971
the fuck are you on about nigga I'm in Canada and could go buy 100 nutcrackers at about 20 different stores within driving distance if I wanted to

>>24329707
same shit in parts of the usa i think. non essential shops are forced to close, so supermarkets have to close all their non essential items too or it would be unfair competition.

>>24328712
need atleast 21 for a make it stack.

>>24329707
also fyi, you fucking moron, the term you're looking for is schizo, as schizophrenic. schizoids aren't psychotic.
you're welcome for that free education

>>24333995

Is putting $100 every week into BTC a good idea?

>>24328879
If I had 21 I’d already be retired