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yes sir

lucky you

Eat her yeast infection

haircomb
i piss all over my hands and legs
flick droplets of piss in my eyes

How can make moni from this

Incredible

>>24310518
how do I profit from this?

>gf

>real pussy
>no dick
peasant

>>24310518
C-can we see it or can you more accurately describe its taste, smell, and appearance?

Floss before you munch.
The candida growing in your mouth (and hiding between your teeth, even after brushing) can spark a yeast infection.
Brush, floss and mouthwash immediately before AND after sex.
I figured this out in my mid-20's after multiple gfs had td me that they had never had any stank puss issues before me (regular testing rules out any stds). Ever since I started the above mentioned regimen, zero stank puss.

Once my exgf's pussy smelled so bad my dick went soft and she noticed it.

>>24310880
Sure thing anon. Upon engagement your nostrils immediately fill with an overwhelming potency of hormones, as the back of your sinuses are slightly burned by the raised pH of ammonia and urine. There is a very potent pungency to the immediate palate as you are hit with overtones of febreze that barely masks the scintillating essence of estrogen and fermented vaginal discharge.

In auspicious nights there will be a clear sensual aftertaste as if supping on clear springwater that pored over volcanic rock and gently kissed by the sunlight dawn.

In less auspicious nights, such as her ovulation, the essence of sexual and womanly hormones is incredibly apparent and the nose-taste is more akin to aged blended malt whiskey where the slight acidic and chemical burn hides a more complex and subtle flavorings of sex hormones and urine

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>>24311136
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>>24311136
Bravo

>pussy

>>24311136

yuck!

>>24311136
Its a peaty vintage you say? One to savour and swirl around ones mouth?

>>24310518
Bullish

>>24311136
Nice

mierda , se jodio

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>>24311016
thanks for the tip bro, didn’t even think of that

>>24311136
This is why I browse biz. Thank you.

Phenomenal

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>>24310518
Make her shower and wash it beforehand. Or get a younger version. Older women's pussy may taste like piss 50% of the time. Just like your dick, anon.

>>24310518
disgusting.

>>24313220
fag

>gf is Asian
>I'm a white supremacist

>>24311136
I'm the guy who asked, thanks lad

>>24311136
high quality post
>imagine the smell

>>24310518
long presitge consumer healthcare inc.

>>24310518
Miss my little stinky cum hole

>>24314070
heh found some of this in a lost and found my freshman year of college and left it out front of some nerds dorm room

>>24311016

So you mean to tell me that you're such a nasty dirty fuck that you give bitches stank cunt just from licking snatch?

>>24314206
OH IT WAS YOU THEN! I GOING TO FUCK YOU UP! JUST REPORTED YOU ENJOY YOUR BAN!

>>24310518