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I am the second coming of Jesus Christ

>> No.24310441

>>24310426
okay jesus, how is that going to make me money?

>> No.24310449

cool

>> No.24310455

No.

>> No.24310499

You're the third. There was a chink second Jebus in the 19th century

>> No.24310515

>>24310426
you must have so many fucking haircombs

>> No.24310523

You came back just to buy haircomb? Wow based.

>> No.24310560
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24310560

Jesus would unironically buy Curio if he could.

Curio (CUR) will be the first crypto project to make staking/passive income possible with real-world assets as collateral (Ferrari, Real-estate etc).
They are building something similar like MakerDAO, and their own CapitalDEX based on a uniswap fork, as a regulated security-token DEX.

It will be the ultimate form of DeFi

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24310596

>>24310426
>Brosanna

>> No.24310611

>>24310523
its a christmas miracle

>> No.24310689

>>24310426
Based... please stop The Great Reset and save us from Bill Gates and the rest of the Satanist Child raping & eating cabal.

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>>24310515
>>24310523
>>24310560
>>24310611
You were all already guaranteed to go to Hell because you’re pajeets, now I’m going to make it my personal mission to make the rest of your lives as miserable as possible as punishment for shitting up my sacred thread with your scam tokens. See you soon

>> No.24310759

Jesus exists today and it's proven. If you are him, hello. If you are not, don't lie.

>> No.24310771

>>24310713
im peeing in your crucifixion holes

>> No.24310890

>>24310426
Blasphemy if untrue
Blessed is this thread if true

>> No.24310897

>>24310713
Amen

>> No.24310919

>>24310890
very true

>> No.24311041

>>24310426
If it would be anyone it's me lol
I don't know what you guys will do once you'll make it, but I will atleast do everthing with the power of money by side to destroy capitalism and this suffering for all of mankind

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>>24310426
JESUS IS COMING HE'S REALLY COMING OH GOD HE'S GONNA COOOOOME AHHHHH JUST LIKE ME

>> No.24311117

>>24310426
technically you'd be the first since jesus wasn't real

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>>24310426
>I am the second coming of Jesus Christ
Oh hey craig

>> No.24311391

>>24310713
based larper

>> No.24311733

>>24310426
The bizraelis are gonna crucify you