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Did I just fuck up? Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 15:51:38 No.24306986 [Reply] [Original]

>at the dinner table with family
>my cousin is a smug motherfucker
>"So, anon, did those bitcoins make you a billionaire yet?"
>entire fucking table starts laughing at me, and I haven't even said a word all meal
>mumble "fucking normies" under my breath
>uncle snarkily goes "it's okay to cry kiddo"
>laughter erupts again
>yell "FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD" as I jump up from the table, bawling my eyes out
>Run into the bathroom but not before taking the entire turkey with me

They've been knocking on the bathroom door claiming they're sorry and begging me to rejoin their meal, but I know it's just because they're afraid I'm eating the entire turkey since I'm a fat fuck.

How's your Thanksgiving been, anons?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 15:55:31 No.24307130 holy kek OP they baited you like a motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 15:55:55 No.24307151 1/10 larp

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 15:56:38 No.24307173 File: 37 KB, 251x242, 1524283538130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24307130

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 15:59:28 No.24307266 File: 67 KB, 1130x818, 1597980467545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24306986 kek, quality greentext OP, believable for a biz autist

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:00:44 No.24307307 >>24306986 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:01:56 No.24307348 Eat what you can and flush the rest down the toilet. Keep us posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:02:26 No.24307372 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1591893198635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24306986 I hope you eat that turkey whole. You've earned it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:09:44 No.24307617 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, 1596376275106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24307266 >>24307307 >>24307348 >>24307372 I wont let you down

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:11:02 No.24307648 >>24307151 This

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:12:29 No.24307693 >>24306986 fake since BTC is at 16k

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:12:38 No.24307696 File: 868 KB, 200x180, 1600567407918.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24306986

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 26, 2020 16:14:10 No.24307758 >>24306986 yfw it's op's house and he paid for all the food

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