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COINBASE DOWN, THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!

>> No.24295675

>>24295664
this is what happens when you don't bend the knee

>> No.24295786

>>24295664
Its not down, it simply has an error message that you can't access your coi---

BWAHAHAHA I ALMOST WAS ABLE TO FINISH WITHOUT LAUGHING

>> No.24295805

>>24295664
Here comes the big sell bois

>> No.24295812

I can access it just fine. Is it just a burger thing?

>> No.24295814

>>24295664
Everything is down, prizes down, exchanges down, everything except THE FUCKING GAS FEES!!! Fuck it!

>> No.24295821
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Moshe finally shut it down

>> No.24295842

>>24295664
Time to buy a hardware wallet I guess
I only have a couple hundred on Coinbase but fucking hell

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>>24295805
please dont be exit pump

>> No.24295857

Coinbase uses Amazon AWS servers. Blame Amazon. Now go take a shower you filthy withered people

>> No.24295873

>>24295857
Still down? From yesterday?

>> No.24295876

>newfags think this is bullish
here we go again

>> No.24295900

>>24295664

jesus fucking christ I got exit scammed

>> No.24295963

Oh God my corns!

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RUGPULL

>> No.24295990

>>24295963
>Cornbase

>> No.24296016
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24296016

I don't understand what's going

>> No.24296188

>>24295664
It's working for me

>> No.24296207

>>24296016
we are getting rid of coinbase once and for all

>> No.24296331

kek down in bongland too, bullrun 2020 cancelled thank you burgerinos

>> No.24296620

>>24296331
So nice that even bongs can get into the spirit of Thanksgiving.

>> No.24296673

My price oracles weren’t updating yesterday but it appears to be up for me today, I don’t know

anyways fuck Coinbase but double fuck the NYT and Mnuchin that fucking faggot

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>>24295963
>my coins
>my
>on coinbase
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.24296706

>>24295664
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK CHINKS, FUCK COINBASE

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>>24295664
Couldn't see that coming.

>> No.24296765
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I FUCKING SOLD MY BITCOIN YESTERDAY, CAN´T BELIEVE HOW GENIUS I AM

>> No.24296788

>>24295664

I literally cannot sell. It just says insufficient funds. It won't let me sell. FUCK FUCK FUCK

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they dont use tether or usdcoin tho i would expected those sites shut down before coinbase :)

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24296810

Coinbase just protects you from panic selling the bottom of bullrun. How based of them.

>> No.24296816

>>24296810
Unironically this

>> No.24296841

>>24295664
Is all this because of the rumour that black Coinbase employees were being mistreated?

>> No.24296847

>>24296810

This. lol

>> No.24296899

>>24296810
>>24296816
>>24296847

get fucked boys, I will reenter at 10k

>> No.24297003

>>24295857
if it true - than blame black friday. web store where i work also suffers in november

>> No.24297020

Press S to spit on the bald cunts face

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>>24296810

>> No.24297284

imagine beeing this dumb to not store your coins in a wallet andnket coombase take care of it

L
O
LOLOL
O
L

>> No.24297420

i'm cashing out

>> No.24297482

Coinbase Pro is down..
they're manipulating shit once again

>> No.24297520

>>24295664
I T S O V E R
T
S
O
V
E
R

>> No.24298244

>>24295664
CASH ME OUT INSIDE

>> No.24298266

>>24295664
Man, that pump and dump of insidious Jew coin xrp was sure well timed.

>> No.24298267

>>24295664
Yeah, been down for a while now. CBP appears to have just come back online, but no orders are settling.

>> No.24298302

my fucking xrp didn't fill while it was down the and the price is down now holy fucking shit fuck these kikes

>> No.24298422

>>24296810
this kek

>> No.24298715

wtf it's now telling me that my sell order did fill and yet it still displays me holding xrp when I check portfolio with no funds actually available

>> No.24298790

Just like in 2017, you fags are about to get dumped on HARD

>> No.24298818
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>>24298790
Then what?

>> No.24298840

>>24295664
Is this another Mt. Gox?

>> No.24298902

lmao this is funny

>> No.24298919

This is all ethereum's fault

>> No.24298952

I want to sell some BTC on a paper wallet and can no longer access Binance, Bitmex or Coinbase. Now what?

>> No.24298966

>>24298919
unironically this

>> No.24298974

>>24296016
Why am I seeing several retards unable to complete their sentences today?

>> No.24298998

>>24295664
>down thousands of dollars
>have many thousands more locked up on your fucking platform
don't worry

>> No.24299004

>>24295664
>THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD CASH OUT
TOP FUCKING KEK

>> No.24299022

FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.24299052

Glad I sold last night

>> No.24299087

>>24298952
>selling the bottom

Ngmi

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>>24296788

>> No.24299153

Glad I cashed out my monthly "paycheque" yesterday...

>> No.24299260

>>24296899
No you won't

>> No.24299275

What are you retards talking about? I just sold some BTC I had sitting on there to test it. Worked fine.

>> No.24299327

>>24299275

Tricking the normies so they can get some coins for cheap

>> No.24299402

>>24295664
I can login but I can’t sell. I’m losing thousands every minute and I can’t sell. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>> No.24299450

Happens 100% of the time there's a selloff

>> No.24299471

>>24297284
Not everyone is a faggot hodler I trade every single day

>> No.24299475

>>24298715
Welcome to the club. It's just the other way round with me.